>Australia has great actors. >doesn't have any good movies

>Australia has great actors
>doesn't have any good movies
explain

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Picnic at Hanging Rock

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mad Max

      >Crocodile Dundee
      >Crocodile Dundee 2
      Fricking zoomers man, I swear. No taste

      George Miller basically is an Australian filmmaker.

      The cars that ate Paris

      Wake in Fright is one of the best films of the 70s.

      based

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mad Max

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being named Angourie Rice. Do you think she was bullied in school?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty girls don't get teased

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes they do

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        bananas ain't dry, wtf u talking about

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't dehydrate his bananas

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i really don't, you're right

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        if anything, pretty girls get teased the most because children don't know how to flirt.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd tease her clit with my penis

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          extremely vague idea of what he insinuated by this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Do you think she was bullied in school?
      Yes. That's why she became so Angourie.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lake dungo a shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >c**ts bodycount history

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice bod, absolutely terrible butterface

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        dads google history DaDs GoOgLe HiStoRy

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hollywood poaches talent from everywhere

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. You need big budgets to pay talented people and it's impossible to compete with the US.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The landscape there is only good for a select couple of genres.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > the rover
    > snowtown murders
    > nitran
    > the proposition
    > chopper

    ... now go away kiddo.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    she looks ready for bl*cked

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chopper

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her hairy legs gave me permanent ick

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      proofs

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          more like permanently erect hnnggnggnhg

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why she has hairy legs. Doesn't bother me tho.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            She wants to play feminist but didn't know how. She shaves/waxes them now and just posts endless photos of the books she's reading instead.

            She's currently in a stage play called My Sister Jill which isn't great but she's cute in it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          THE FRICK. A girl like her should be more girly.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Leftism and Hollywood are cancer.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine the bush. Imagine the SMELLE

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            disgusting tbh.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >men don’t shave neckbeards
          EWW GROSS CHUD
          >women don’t shave their legs
          POWERFUL

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, that move doesn't work unless you've never shaven your legs, girls.

          It grows back heavy and gross like that once you've started shaving it away regularly. You fooled your body into thinking there's something harsh in the environment that keeps scraping it away, so it grows in thicker.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure the "shaving makes hair grow back thicker" thing is a myth

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              no bro, your hair follicle magically knows if its been shaved or not and changes the way it grows. logical.

              Its not that your hair just looks slightly different because you increased the cross sectional area of the tip by cutting it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          fricking revolting

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd like to pluck every individual hair with a pair of tweezers.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously SLG. Most of these are not SLGs. This is an SLG beyond all doubt. Look at this and tell me this isn't an SLG.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's mouthwatering. A delicate blossom.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kys pedo

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not quite ready, she peaked in The Nice Guys.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >15/16 years old
          >Already knows about rimjobs
          Desguasting americans.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a dutch film...

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              European sexo stuff is usually more subtle (art). Ameriisraeli instwad is thrown in your face in a disgusting way.
              The Nice Guys is kino tho.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nice Guys is kino
                It is nothing but an advertisement for smoking. If you watched that filth you should have a nice day

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I quitted smoking 10 years ago...best decision in my life.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I knew about them even earlier thanks to your mom

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            she knows about sex and stuff

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't say "and stuff" Just say "she knows about sex."

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is there always a sexual thing in all of her scenes?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was the rimjob common knowledge in the 1970s? Was it even invented yet?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            sex didnt pop up out of nowhere

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It always was anon and it was always what trashy alt-hoes, e-girls etc. at the time were doing.
            >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osculum_infame

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was actually a good movie and the last Australian kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Australian women age, on average, 20 years faster than their american and european counterparts
    https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6001558/

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the best Australian actors work in Hollywood and not Australia.

      Not true

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elizabeth Debicki in
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kettering_Incident

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good show that

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Incorrect. Mystery Road is an excellent film. Man From Snowy River is pretty respectable also.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Crocodile Dundee
    >Crocodile Dundee 2
    Fricking zoomers man, I swear. No taste

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >names only one movie franchise
      >this somehow disproves OP's point

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. rama rama

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot Yahoo Serious you homosexual.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sole purpose of aussie cinema is to export cute white women for american movies

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aussie kino coming right up!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rose Byrne
      I always forget she's Australian

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vinnie is now a broke bum

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mary and Max is stop motion kino.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Completely agreed

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    George Miller basically is an Australian filmmaker.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    we needed a Blue is the Warmest Color remake with Mackenzie Foy and Angourie Rice when they were both 18

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just my impression or is Australia the white country with the most attractive white people?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anglos tend to look good in tropical/hot places. Take California and Australia for example.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        bait

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Could she be implying that she prefers the bush to the beach in the cover of her book?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems like it although I feel it probably not true

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hah, I live in Cuckstralia, uglies as far as the eye can see, don't know how this meme took place, one time I saw a hot white women in the supermarket and when she started talking she had a German accent.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you sound fat bro

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You probably live in Melbourne or a poor suburb
        Go to the beach and marvel

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Go to the beach and marvel
          That seems to imply that you are evaluating women based on their bodies alone and not the face.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ask how I know you live in Melbourne

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      God no. The constant sun leads to freckles everywhere and sweaty boxes. They are up their with the bawdtiest white people, right behind British slags.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That'd be Spain

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Spain
        >white

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead Calm

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red bush is all I remember.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cars that ate Paris

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    sexo

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have a lot of attractive, well-socialized white people with non-America accents. These things help actors get their foot in the door with casting directors, who are mostly white women. Those qualities do not help aspiring directors get studios to trust them with money, though.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AngouRICE RICE
    Yeah, I'm not going to watch anything with someone with such a stupid name

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rice...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rice cooker bros..

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t Gallipoli an Australian movie

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They act in American movies?

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luv Angry Rice
    Luv Cat Sick Blues

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Austria used to have a cool film industry in the 70’s and 80’s but it blew up and all the film talent just went to the US/UK.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wake in Fright is one of the best films of the 70s.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Explain
    U iz 2 lazy 2 find 'em

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Noah Taylor meets Tiny Tim.
      Tiptoe through the Chew-Lips.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone want to watch The Killer with me? Fassbender Fincher kino, its getting a limited release.

    I was thinking Dendy Newtown Oct 25.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re planning on killing me aren’t you, c**t.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I'm just hyped to see Fassbender in action after like 3-4 years or something

        if you pay for me i'll come with you. Wollongong gay here

        You were posting on kc this morning right? I was checking the poster map. I haven't decided if I'll go but I prolly will. If I go I'd buy you a ticket but thats a long commute for you. Idk if the seats are gonna fill up closer to the date or what.

        Otherwise I'll try having a chat about it with the other patrons anyway, before and after the screening

        It should get leaked like 3 weeks after the release

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you pay for me i'll come with you. Wollongong gay here

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        come crown st. im the one with the methpipe

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    angry

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they just move where the industry is. Same with Canada.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post Angourie Riso essentials, i want to buy sone blu-rays.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no Angourie Rice Essentials Kinography approved by the Based Department?

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen an angry rice thread in quite a while, nice

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Proposition is great

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's Breaker Morant

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sweetie

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn’t he in a men at work vidya?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mental As Anything I think, which was a cover version from the movie itself.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yahoo SERIOUS
      >does comedy
      that's why his carreer never succeeded in america

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there no diversity in aus films? Are they 100% white? That’s not what I heard.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are tons of oz movies obsessed with wogs and the wog experience going back to at least the 60s and They're A Weird mob.
      The media turds here have been running the same "All White Countries are Beautiful Melting Pots" scheme as everywhere else.

      Romper Stomper was about the only real one that had serious race-based violence in it.
      But they made sure to depict all the skinheads as degenerates and morons and psychos. And the only "good guy" skinhead was low-key shown to be a child of German immigrants. Everyone else was heavily suggested to be of long-term Brit, Irish and Scottish ancestry.
      Long-Termers = Bad. Short-Termers = Good. at it's heart. Even the white girl's dad was shown to be some incestuous creep she was fleeing from. So it was a hit at all white demographics.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh so Romper Stomper showed how moronic skinheads, especially australian skinheads are? Sounds kino

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >But they made sure to depict all the skinheads as degenerates and morons and psychos
        they are. those imbeciles were the greatest gift to the anti-white Left who were delighted to associate any white racial preference with knuckleheaded lowlifes

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Retatds exist in any political movement and it's pointless to blame them.
          Antifa degenerates (or equivalent black blockers etc) and cuckolds make up a far larger proportion of leftoids than skinheads ever made up of racially conscious Australian Whites yet never received anywhere near the attention because they weren't the target.
          If skinheads never existed the media would merely conjure up some other strawman group to justify exterminating Whites.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Relax schizo. I just posted a webm from the movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I just posted an evil clip from an evil "movie"
      have a nice day

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chopper was great.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me? It's Savannah Bond

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strictly Ballroom

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does every Australian movie from the past 20 years have so many gay characters? Even obscure indie films from there will have a kind of interesting story and people and in the last 5 minutes they'll drop a
    >Also I'm secretly gay
    >That's okay, I don't hate gay people
    as soon as the whole story reaches its climax, like they have a gay quota in Australian films to make up for the fact there are no black people.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Australian government pays money in grants to film makers and studios who put that shit in their movies, all apart of the conditioning.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the only way people are funding a movie in Australia is with government grants so they add homos and abos to get put at the top of the list

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they've got...uh....rabbit proof fence, and uhh, mad max and I think gallipoli.

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That Farscape movie was pretty fricking great.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wolf Creek? Is a pretty decent horror, a chick gets crippled and then raped so she is aware but can't feel it.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They also have kino radio

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on your taste in films. Australia has a lot of great exploitation films, some classic dramas and several Australian directors is now making films in US.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Australia is dead. It's just an economic zone that mimics American culture through media.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      And Canadian culture through mass immigration of asians.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's roast under there

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Australia has a considerable amount of great movies but currently its industry is more limited and government dictated. Still, Talk to Me is 2023's best horror movie

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm proud to say some of my South Australian tax dollars went to help make this great production.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't watch this if you're drinking, jesus frick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        A mate of mine was on Acid when he first saw it. He rewatched it sober because he thought no movie could be that fricked up.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just almost watched a movie with her. Then it introduced a mutt character so I turned it off

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >move to brisbane
    >literally fricking impossible to find work
    AAAAA

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need a cute aussie gf

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We all do, son.
      We all do.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oi! You wanna fricking root?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No you don't, trust me

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nitram
    Snowtown murders

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because anyone with talent goes to the US to further their career.

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the castle was kino
    That's goin' straight to the pool room!

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad Boy Bubby is okay, but I think the problem is that our government stopped funding movies.

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Our awesome government made rules about the kind of films that allow to qualify for funding. Like they must have a particular amount of Australian content/themes and feature a certain percentage of Aboriginal acknowledgment blah blah blah something like that I forget what they are but basically your film has to be utter shit to stand a chance of getting made.

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    We make good comedy and kino, seppo c**ts just dont watch it cuz they'd rather watch race swapped disney princess on nigflix instead

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pizza season 1 and 2 were gold. I drive past the old shop in Bass Hill on the reg, the movie is annoying with all its censoring of naughty words

      The Nightingale

      Shit movie, raved about for no reason. I was bored. Baby getting hammered was brutal but the dude barely got any retribution for it

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anglos can imitate but not create

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Nightingale

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think this movie got screwed over due to the political environment. Leftist can't deal with the fact it has a lot of rape and they refuse to watch it as it triggers them. And the girl in it isn't a real 'girl boss'. The right doesn't like it because it's characters make white men out to be evil. Or at least that is the narrative pitched around it. It isn't really mentioned as a white thing except for one scene. And that is the now ex wife trying to be manipulative to get the black guy to stay and help her. Not because she hates white guys, she married one after all. And doesn't bring whiteness up ever again

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just thought it was a good revenge movie. But then again, I'm not from the US, so not everything is super political to me.

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd suggest you watch the film the King
    It represents all the problems which Australian filmmakers have
    Pic related is a talentless dickhead c**t

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*blocks your path*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LITERALLY what life is like out here
      please get me out of australia

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't like tha Yabba???

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I lived in town only slightly more hospitable than the Yabba
          I finally moved out to the capital expecting life to begin, only to find its even worse economically

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It has great movies.

    You're just ignorant

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally the same reason of canada
    because our local industry is shit

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >175 posts
    >ctrl+f Lake Mungo
    >0 results
    It's true we dont have a lot (we dont have a lot of israelites either what did I mean by this). I appreciate the angry rice posts but watch Lake Mungo morons

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >watch Lake Mungo
      Don't fall for the bait, anons

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't post the best Aussie actress in recent years

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just post more angry rice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this was supposed to be a stealthy angy rice thread and you aussies ruined it

      I forbid it

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this was supposed to be a stealthy angy rice thread and you aussies ruined it

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      aussie gonna aussie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      G'day c**t

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stealth
      >literally in the OP image
      yeah nah yeah, nah

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    MATE WE HAVE NO CULTURE YOU BLOODY FRICKING DINGBAT EXCEPT SAYING c**t THE MOVIE WOULD JUST BE A BUNCH OF BLOKES SAYING c**t AND DRINKING EMU EXPORT MATE FAIR DINKUM

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two aussie threads up at the one time
    stay based aussie Cinemaphile posters

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomorrow when the war began was surprisingly kino

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    99% of great Australian actors came from either Home and Away or Neighbours.
    The only exception being Mel Gibson.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >99% of great Australian actors
      The only great Australian actors are Arnold Schwarzenegger and Christoph Waltz.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        SchwarzeBlack person is austrian not australian tho.
        Dumb amerilarderls confusing continents.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          not sure if sub 90IQ or genuinely autistic. Either way, please refrain from posting.
          Thanks

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Last Wave
    Walkabout

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how bout crocodile dundee

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's austrian though

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shot in Werribee, Melbourne. I wonder what kind of weird fricked up experiments are happening over there.

    ?feature=shared

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, i like the 1st Saw, but that doesnt count as an "australian" movie anyway. even though both james wan and leigh whannel are aussies.

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dead End Drive-In

    ?feature=shared

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