>Australia has great actors
>doesn't have any good movies
explain
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>Australia has great actors
>doesn't have any good movies
explain
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Picnic at Hanging Rock
based
Mad Max
Imagine being named Angourie Rice. Do you think she was bullied in school?
pretty girls don't get teased
yes they do
bananas ain't dry, wtf u talking about
>he doesn't dehydrate his bananas
i really don't, you're right
if anything, pretty girls get teased the most because children don't know how to flirt.
I'd tease her clit with my penis
extremely vague idea of what he insinuated by this
>Do you think she was bullied in school?
Yes. That's why she became so Angourie.
Lake dungo a shit
>c**ts bodycount history
Nice bod, absolutely terrible butterface
dads google history DaDs GoOgLe HiStoRy
hollywood poaches talent from everywhere
this. You need big budgets to pay talented people and it's impossible to compete with the US.
The landscape there is only good for a select couple of genres.
> the rover
> snowtown murders
> nitran
> the proposition
> chopper
... now go away kiddo.
she looks ready for bl*cked
Chopper
Her hairy legs gave me permanent ick
proofs
more like permanently erect hnnggnggnhg
Why she has hairy legs. Doesn't bother me tho.
She wants to play feminist but didn't know how. She shaves/waxes them now and just posts endless photos of the books she's reading instead.
She's currently in a stage play called My Sister Jill which isn't great but she's cute in it
THE FRICK. A girl like her should be more girly.
Leftism and Hollywood are cancer.
Imagine the bush. Imagine the SMELLE
disgusting tbh.
>men don’t shave neckbeards
EWW GROSS CHUD
>women don’t shave their legs
POWERFUL
Yeah, that move doesn't work unless you've never shaven your legs, girls.
It grows back heavy and gross like that once you've started shaving it away regularly. You fooled your body into thinking there's something harsh in the environment that keeps scraping it away, so it grows in thicker.
Pretty sure the "shaving makes hair grow back thicker" thing is a myth
no bro, your hair follicle magically knows if its been shaved or not and changes the way it grows. logical.
Its not that your hair just looks slightly different because you increased the cross sectional area of the tip by cutting it
fricking revolting
I'd like to pluck every individual hair with a pair of tweezers.
Seriously SLG. Most of these are not SLGs. This is an SLG beyond all doubt. Look at this and tell me this isn't an SLG.
She's mouthwatering. A delicate blossom.
Kys pedo
Frick you
Not quite ready, she peaked in The Nice Guys.
>15/16 years old
>Already knows about rimjobs
Desguasting americans.
It's a dutch film...
European sexo stuff is usually more subtle (art). Ameriisraeli instwad is thrown in your face in a disgusting way.
The Nice Guys is kino tho.
>Nice Guys is kino
It is nothing but an advertisement for smoking. If you watched that filth you should have a nice day
I quitted smoking 10 years ago...best decision in my life.
I knew about them even earlier thanks to your mom
she knows about sex and stuff
Don't say "and stuff" Just say "she knows about sex."
Why is there always a sexual thing in all of her scenes?
Was the rimjob common knowledge in the 1970s? Was it even invented yet?
sex didnt pop up out of nowhere
It always was anon and it was always what trashy alt-hoes, e-girls etc. at the time were doing.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osculum_infame
This was actually a good movie and the last Australian kino
Australian women age, on average, 20 years faster than their american and european counterparts
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6001558/
All the best Australian actors work in Hollywood and not Australia.
Not true
moron
Elizabeth Debicki in
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kettering_Incident
Good show that
Incorrect. Mystery Road is an excellent film. Man From Snowy River is pretty respectable also.
>Crocodile Dundee
>Crocodile Dundee 2
Fricking zoomers man, I swear. No taste
>names only one movie franchise
>this somehow disproves OP's point
>t. rama rama
You forgot Yahoo Serious you homosexual.
The sole purpose of aussie cinema is to export cute white women for american movies
Aussie kino coming right up!
>Rose Byrne
I always forget she's Australian
Vinnie is now a broke bum
Mary and Max is stop motion kino.
Completely agreed
George Miller basically is an Australian filmmaker.
we needed a Blue is the Warmest Color remake with Mackenzie Foy and Angourie Rice when they were both 18
It's just my impression or is Australia the white country with the most attractive white people?
Anglos tend to look good in tropical/hot places. Take California and Australia for example.
bait
Could she be implying that she prefers the bush to the beach in the cover of her book?
Seems like it although I feel it probably not true
Hah, I live in Cuckstralia, uglies as far as the eye can see, don't know how this meme took place, one time I saw a hot white women in the supermarket and when she started talking she had a German accent.
you sound fat bro
You probably live in Melbourne or a poor suburb
Go to the beach and marvel
>Go to the beach and marvel
That seems to imply that you are evaluating women based on their bodies alone and not the face.
Ask how I know you live in Melbourne
God no. The constant sun leads to freckles everywhere and sweaty boxes. They are up their with the bawdtiest white people, right behind British slags.
That'd be Spain
>Spain
>white
Dead Calm
Red bush is all I remember.
The cars that ate Paris
sexo
They have a lot of attractive, well-socialized white people with non-America accents. These things help actors get their foot in the door with casting directors, who are mostly white women. Those qualities do not help aspiring directors get studios to trust them with money, though.
>AngouRICE RICE
Yeah, I'm not going to watch anything with someone with such a stupid name
Rice...
Rice cooker bros..
Isn’t Gallipoli an Australian movie
They act in American movies?
Luv Angry Rice
Luv Cat Sick Blues
Austria used to have a cool film industry in the 70’s and 80’s but it blew up and all the film talent just went to the US/UK.
Wake in Fright is one of the best films of the 70s.
>Explain
U iz 2 lazy 2 find 'em
>Noah Taylor meets Tiny Tim.
Tiptoe through the Chew-Lips.
Anyone want to watch The Killer with me? Fassbender Fincher kino, its getting a limited release.
I was thinking Dendy Newtown Oct 25.
You’re planning on killing me aren’t you, c**t.
Nah I'm just hyped to see Fassbender in action after like 3-4 years or something
You were posting on kc this morning right? I was checking the poster map. I haven't decided if I'll go but I prolly will. If I go I'd buy you a ticket but thats a long commute for you. Idk if the seats are gonna fill up closer to the date or what.
Otherwise I'll try having a chat about it with the other patrons anyway, before and after the screening
It should get leaked like 3 weeks after the release
if you pay for me i'll come with you. Wollongong gay here
come crown st. im the one with the methpipe
angry
Because they just move where the industry is. Same with Canada.
Post Angourie Riso essentials, i want to buy sone blu-rays.
There's no Angourie Rice Essentials Kinography approved by the Based Department?
I haven't seen an angry rice thread in quite a while, nice
The Proposition is great
for me it's Breaker Morant
Sweetie
>implying
Wasn’t he in a men at work vidya?
Mental As Anything I think, which was a cover version from the movie itself.
>yahoo SERIOUS
>does comedy
that's why his carreer never succeeded in america
Why is there no diversity in aus films? Are they 100% white? That’s not what I heard.
There are tons of oz movies obsessed with wogs and the wog experience going back to at least the 60s and They're A Weird mob.
The media turds here have been running the same "All White Countries are Beautiful Melting Pots" scheme as everywhere else.
Romper Stomper was about the only real one that had serious race-based violence in it.
But they made sure to depict all the skinheads as degenerates and morons and psychos. And the only "good guy" skinhead was low-key shown to be a child of German immigrants. Everyone else was heavily suggested to be of long-term Brit, Irish and Scottish ancestry.
Long-Termers = Bad. Short-Termers = Good. at it's heart. Even the white girl's dad was shown to be some incestuous creep she was fleeing from. So it was a hit at all white demographics.
Oh so Romper Stomper showed how moronic skinheads, especially australian skinheads are? Sounds kino
>But they made sure to depict all the skinheads as degenerates and morons and psychos
they are. those imbeciles were the greatest gift to the anti-white Left who were delighted to associate any white racial preference with knuckleheaded lowlifes
Retatds exist in any political movement and it's pointless to blame them.
Antifa degenerates (or equivalent black blockers etc) and cuckolds make up a far larger proportion of leftoids than skinheads ever made up of racially conscious Australian Whites yet never received anywhere near the attention because they weren't the target.
If skinheads never existed the media would merely conjure up some other strawman group to justify exterminating Whites.
Relax schizo. I just posted a webm from the movie.
>I just posted an evil clip from an evil "movie"
have a nice day
Chopper was great.
For me? It's Savannah Bond
Strictly Ballroom
Why does every Australian movie from the past 20 years have so many gay characters? Even obscure indie films from there will have a kind of interesting story and people and in the last 5 minutes they'll drop a
>Also I'm secretly gay
>That's okay, I don't hate gay people
as soon as the whole story reaches its climax, like they have a gay quota in Australian films to make up for the fact there are no black people.
Australian government pays money in grants to film makers and studios who put that shit in their movies, all apart of the conditioning.
Because the only way people are funding a movie in Australia is with government grants so they add homos and abos to get put at the top of the list
they've got...uh....rabbit proof fence, and uhh, mad max and I think gallipoli.
That Farscape movie was pretty fricking great.
Wolf Creek? Is a pretty decent horror, a chick gets crippled and then raped so she is aware but can't feel it.
They also have kino radio
Depends on your taste in films. Australia has a lot of great exploitation films, some classic dramas and several Australian directors is now making films in US.
Australia is dead. It's just an economic zone that mimics American culture through media.
And Canadian culture through mass immigration of asians.
there's roast under there
Australia has a considerable amount of great movies but currently its industry is more limited and government dictated. Still, Talk to Me is 2023's best horror movie
I'm proud to say some of my South Australian tax dollars went to help make this great production.
don't watch this if you're drinking, jesus frick
A mate of mine was on Acid when he first saw it. He rewatched it sober because he thought no movie could be that fricked up.
I just almost watched a movie with her. Then it introduced a mutt character so I turned it off
>move to brisbane
>literally fricking impossible to find work
AAAAA
I need a cute aussie gf
We all do, son.
We all do.
Oi! You wanna fricking root?
No you don't, trust me
Nitram
Snowtown murders
Because anyone with talent goes to the US to further their career.
the castle was kino
That's goin' straight to the pool room!
Bad Boy Bubby is okay, but I think the problem is that our government stopped funding movies.
Our awesome government made rules about the kind of films that allow to qualify for funding. Like they must have a particular amount of Australian content/themes and feature a certain percentage of Aboriginal acknowledgment blah blah blah something like that I forget what they are but basically your film has to be utter shit to stand a chance of getting made.
We make good comedy and kino, seppo c**ts just dont watch it cuz they'd rather watch race swapped disney princess on nigflix instead
Pizza season 1 and 2 were gold. I drive past the old shop in Bass Hill on the reg, the movie is annoying with all its censoring of naughty words
Shit movie, raved about for no reason. I was bored. Baby getting hammered was brutal but the dude barely got any retribution for it
Anglos can imitate but not create
The Nightingale
I think this movie got screwed over due to the political environment. Leftist can't deal with the fact it has a lot of rape and they refuse to watch it as it triggers them. And the girl in it isn't a real 'girl boss'. The right doesn't like it because it's characters make white men out to be evil. Or at least that is the narrative pitched around it. It isn't really mentioned as a white thing except for one scene. And that is the now ex wife trying to be manipulative to get the black guy to stay and help her. Not because she hates white guys, she married one after all. And doesn't bring whiteness up ever again
I just thought it was a good revenge movie. But then again, I'm not from the US, so not everything is super political to me.
I'd suggest you watch the film the King
It represents all the problems which Australian filmmakers have
Pic related is a talentless dickhead c**t
>*blocks your path*
LITERALLY what life is like out here
please get me out of australia
You don't like tha Yabba???
I lived in town only slightly more hospitable than the Yabba
I finally moved out to the capital expecting life to begin, only to find its even worse economically
It has great movies.
You're just ignorant
literally the same reason of canada
because our local industry is shit
>175 posts
>ctrl+f Lake Mungo
>0 results
It's true we dont have a lot (we dont have a lot of israelites either what did I mean by this). I appreciate the angry rice posts but watch Lake Mungo morons
>watch Lake Mungo
Don't fall for the bait, anons
>Doesn't post the best Aussie actress in recent years
Just post more angry rice
I forbid it
this was supposed to be a stealthy angy rice thread and you aussies ruined it
aussie gonna aussie
G'day c**t
>stealth
>literally in the OP image
yeah nah yeah, nah
MATE WE HAVE NO CULTURE YOU BLOODY FRICKING DINGBAT EXCEPT SAYING c**t THE MOVIE WOULD JUST BE A BUNCH OF BLOKES SAYING c**t AND DRINKING EMU EXPORT MATE FAIR DINKUM
>two aussie threads up at the one time
stay based aussie Cinemaphile posters
Tomorrow when the war began was surprisingly kino
99% of great Australian actors came from either Home and Away or Neighbours.
The only exception being Mel Gibson.
>99% of great Australian actors
The only great Australian actors are Arnold Schwarzenegger and Christoph Waltz.
SchwarzeBlack person is austrian not australian tho.
Dumb amerilarderls confusing continents.
not sure if sub 90IQ or genuinely autistic. Either way, please refrain from posting.
Thanks
The Last Wave
Walkabout
how bout crocodile dundee
He's austrian though
Shot in Werribee, Melbourne. I wonder what kind of weird fricked up experiments are happening over there.
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Well, i like the 1st Saw, but that doesnt count as an "australian" movie anyway. even though both james wan and leigh whannel are aussies.
Dead End Drive-In
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