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I can't wait until zoomers have to raise kids and put up with next gen levels of autism
>I can't wait until zoomers have to raise kids and put up with next gen levels of autism
Alright. Any of you millenishits you got off your fat asses long enough to have children, what's it like raising a little fricking minisperg?
I doubt our parents would have expected half their children to unironically support white nationalist views just to laugh at people who it made uncomfortable, but here we are.
New fetish unlocked, Christian anthro single mothers.
Not a lot of material for that, is there?
They just keep getting more and more specific
Honestly, this guy can make some Tails Gets Trolled levels of horrified expressions.
I don't get it
DON'T look up Pissgrave on Google Images
why
There's an offensive cartoon of a man pissing on a grave! D:
>it wasn't an offensive cartoon of a man pissing on a grave
When is the wedding?
I won't lie, the mom's kinda hot.
Anyone got the one where one of the friend's moms comes on, reveals the friend killed themself, and one of the guys asks if she likes video games?
Why does she look so displeased and judgmental with the internet friend?
Because honestly kids other than your own just fricking suck.
Because she’s tired and confused about her son having only digital friends
Is this the comic where the son cry's in the closet when told online that johnny bravo did 9/11
Weird how 9/11 both exists for zoomers and doesn’t at the same time. Like, I barely remember it but I can at least remember it vaguely. Zoomers have grown up with images of the event and may have even been alive for it but have no concept or conscious memory of that day.
9/11 to zoomers is like grandpa talking about the Hindenburg or titanic. Entirely removed from their active memory and ancient history.
All I know is that it was a reason to be boisterous and loud about being an American, bald eagles and coca cola, frick yeah kill them ragheads.
I'll have what he's having, with a side of extra large freedom fries.
The Christian spin off is so unsettling
>inb4 fedora
Not for that reason, but for the fact it makes me imagine real world things in that style because if Christians and Americans exist:
>Jews exist which means pogroms and WW2 existed which means I need to imagine countless war horror stories in that style
>the Pandas are from the CCP and that means all the moronic CCP mass deaths and dystopia nightmares exist
>bear Spotlight happened
>bear 9/11 happened
Etc. Etc. Etc.
Basically don't remind me of real world shit with wholesome cartoony animals because then you open up a visual can of worms
>Jews exist
They always did exist in this universe, but they were weasels trying to take over Bear Country through subterfuge and their Shabbos Goy.
>They always did exist in this universe, but they were weasels trying to take over Bear Country through subterfuge and their Shabbos Goy.
Not like that, it's the same reason I hate the Christmas episode of Arthur revealing Francine is israeli or Dave literally namedropping Jesus: it makes me imagine real world stuff in that art style and I find it uncanny. If anything, your memeing just reinforces it because if israelites exist, then so do low effort antisemite douchebags and the philosemites who fight them which only exacerbates everything.
But have you considered that Arthur’s library card also prove the existence of israelites? You see the only reason he has a library card is because of libraries, which can only exist in smaller communities like his because of the printing revolution started by the creation of Gutenberg’s printing press, which he invented to create bibles more easily and spread the word of God, the bible only exist because of Christianity, and Christianity exists because of israelites.
Thank you for making me imagine bear 9/11.
Same for Zootopia and Cars.
Cars yes, but Zootopia?
>Jews exist
They're called ~~*Bearenstein*~~; of course they're israelites.
Berenstain isn't a name in-universe for any Berenstain Bears media
It's stain not stein
This unironically
We are talking 00's humor, anon. This is sarcastic, not ironic.
Super late reply I know but strictly speaking sarcasm is irony.
I fricking miss Jack Chick.
>Moon god
Chick doesn't know Yahweh is also from the moon?
The good part about being a thirdie is getting to watch the american empire fall and laugh
Said nobody ever
I ain’t laughing, what’s gonna replace it ?
China. I'm serious. Think about all the other big players on the world stage
>EU: Can barely hold itself together
>Russia: shown to be a moldy paper tiger
>UK:Post-Empire syndrome. Think's it's still a major power but far from it.
>India: Can't even agree on a national language without a civil war breaking out
>Japan: Literally relies on the US to fight its wars. The JSDF is a joke, and it's economic power was declawed in the 80s
>Africa: Dude. No.
Sad to say even with all the shit going on in China, it's still the most likely candidate.
What about the BTS Gangnam style part of Korea?
Korea's burning itself out just to get where it is now. Just surviving the collapse of American infrastructure is going to send it reeling.
China itself is just one giant paper tiger, it’s in the same boat as Russia where their supposed strength is laughably overestimated. The rampant speculation in their real estate market alone is going to cause an economic shitstorm no matter how much they try to shore it up.
>China itself is just one giant paper tiger it’s in the same boat as Russia where their supposed strength is laughably overestimated
Oh no it's not. Russia's economy was known to be weak as it didn't really develop beyond harvesting natural resources. It was its military that was outed to be a joke. China's a little more uncertain, one because it did develop its economy, and its military is more than just Russian knockoffs.
>The rampant speculation in their real estate market alone is going to cause an economic shitstorm no matter how much they try to shore it up.
Yeah but that's not End of Days devastating. It's going to hurt. And hurt bad, but that is still recoverable.
I will agree however that it's in dire straits. Which is why it's so terrifying they're the most likely candidate after the US to seize power.
Pretty much, Russia lashed out with Ukraine because it's on a demographic timer trying to project power and secure some form of a future. China's housing market speculation, the fact that people can't withdraw money from the banks to access their life savings, their demographics, and the overall authoritarian nature is going to drag them through the mud sooner than later. India would be fine if it didn't embrace socialism for the last 50 years, stagnating its economic development, also they need to base their nationalism on India as a culture rather than Hinduism as it seems to invite extremist. America's pretty secured it's demographics through immigration and assimilation, it just needs to suppress the cultural war and increasing political polarization and it'll be fine.
I know why thirdies want U.S to fall as we'd done our fair share of fricking around, but any failure on the U.S's would be more of a detriment to the world than a benefit, even if it brings them some type of cathartic revenge.
The fall of the American empire would lead to a power vacuum that many others would immediately seek to fill. Expect a lot of big wars when it happens.
>The fall of the American empire would lead to a power vacuum that many others would immediately seek to fill
No it's going to lead to a collapse in world stability. Everyone will be fighting each other, not for domiation of the globe, but just to reestablish some sembalnce of order in their local area. Ever heard "When America coughs, the world catches a cold"? The soft power the US has been exerting for the past 50+ years has formed integral bonds across many nations. Countries with no ties to the US are still held aloft by countries that do. If that all disappeared overnight, everything would collapse with it.
It's one reason why China has been reinvesting so much money they made off the US back into US infrastructure. They know what would happen with such a violent fall, and they want to keep that from happening.
Yes. The world is doomed and were all gonna die. Good night everyone!
The bigger problem is that Zoomers are growing up on a diet of fast paced short length entertainment and living in a world where news essentially keeps getting filtered in and out within days. They have been conditioned to basically not pay attention, believe everything at face value and if they try to look into anything the next big fad or bot of news has already pushed aside what they were interested in learning about. They're living in a world of goldfish level memorization and I can't imagine how bad it must be to constantly be living in the now when understanding what happened is the only way to make up for mistakes. If any generation apart from Millenials will start a Nuclear War it'll be the Zoomers.
Dude, Plato said the same thing about writing destroying the attention span and memory of the youth who could no longer recall the wisdom of the philosophers from memory.
>If men learn this, it will implant forgetfulness in their souls; they will cease to exercise memory because they rely on that which is written, calling things to remembrance no longer from within themselves, but by means of external marks. What you have discovered is a recipe not for memory, but for reminder. And it is no true wisdom that you offer your disciples, but only its semblance, for by telling them of many things without teaching them you will make them seem to know much, while for the most part they know nothing, and as men filled, not with wisdom, but with the conceit of wisdom, they will be a burden to their fellows
I don't see how anyone can look at what happened once mass printing books came about and not think Plato was 100% correct here.
>what happened once mass printing books came about
The Protestant Reformation?
That was Socrates not Plato who said those words.
Socrates? Plato? Who cares? It’s all greek to me.
philosotards BTFO
No, it's Plato putting words into Socrates' mouth. Learn the difference.
yes but he said it in phaedrus, a dialogue written by Plato. It's generally believed that Plato's dialogues represent Plato's own views, using his teacher Socrates as a sort of self-insert. What Socrates himself believed is kind of uncertain, because he never wrote anything of his own. This is called the Socratic problem.
>Someone has made a similar argument before, so it's wrong!
As if millennials and Gen X didn't suffer from shortened attention spans and fake news in the 90s. Progressive female leftist millennial youtubers cry about various 90s-2000s events that occurred like Britney Spears' fiascos and Miley Cyrus because they feel sorry for these celebrity women and their dickriding to the top careers.
Zoomers are not the first nor the last generation to "act the worst" or live in the "worst" version of society.
That's Brave new world type of shit
Eh, sort of the same way for me and the fall of the Berlin Wall and the end of the Cold War. I was born in 1988 and remember seeing globes and world maps that still mentioned USSR / Soviet Union when I was in Kindergarten (1993), though I went to a brand new school starting in 1st grade which had all new updated globes and maps that showed the Soviet Union broken apart.
I also have vague memories of watching the start of Operation Desert Storm on TV
>Eh, sort of the same way for me and the fall of the Berlin Wall
I get that, I was born in the 90's and my school was so cheap that one of the maps was still out of date 7 or 8 years later so the teacher tried to tell us how that some of that didn't exist anymore.
It kind of went over my head and I think I just thought that part of the land sank into the earth and the hole sealed itself.
Lucky bastards didn't have to live through the 2002-06 climate of fear
I was a kid around that time and barely remember it, despite living in both NYC and the DC area at the time. I remember getting Time for Kids Magazines in class and my teacher telling me we had to go to Afghanistan to “let girls go to school” and remember my sister being born the day they tore Saddam’s statue down. Kinda like how in the movie Forrest Gump, big historical events just happen in the background of his life scenes.
Lucky, I was 9-10 at the time and shit suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked people were fricking terrified and it felt like the world was ending
I was 7 at the time and remember seeing the smoke come from the towers. My dad worked across the street from the towers and apparently, according to my mom, he didn’t return until the next day.
Whats so different from today?
Fewer disaster porn movies and doom and gloom "VOTE REPUBLICAN OR THE TERRORISTS WILL KILL US AAAAALLL" fear mongering.
The doom and gloom is still there, it's just not about terrorists any more.
instead we have "vote democrat or the alt right will kill us all"
Kinda saw both of these in the last 5 years.
Back then we thought morons didn't have access to the nukes.
Today the Powers That Be don't even pretend anymore.
Things were less polarized, less conspiratorial (relatively speaking) and we had no social media so people had to actually ruminate on things. Combine that with an actual massive terrorist attack , what felt like a new one every other day (DC Snipers, the Anthrax attack, Richard Reed the shoe bomber, London Bus attacks, Madrid Train Bombings all around the same time) AND two major wars at the same time shit was fricking crazy. Now a days we have people doom mongering about nuclear war and WW3 but back then it actually felt like shit was popping off for real
Man I must've been too edgy to care. I was in highschool for those years and the only thing I remember being surprised about was Steve Irwin getting killed by a stingray. I don't remember people in my age group being seriously concerned about it, just a lot of sarcasm and making fun of everything.
I was 13 on 9/11 and I remember being relieved that it got me out of English class. Our homeroom teacher was letting us do whatever while we watched the news, so I set up a spot under the computer table and took a nap. At lunch, a bunch of us guys were joking that Bush was gonna nuke the middle east and start World War 3, sarcastically joking and saying things like "Well it was nice knowing you guys!". When I got home from school, I was just annoyed that I couldn't watch Toonami because every channel was showing the news, so I played vidya instead.
Maybe it would've been different if I had ever been to DC or NYC. or ever spent much time in airports (due to the stricter security measures that were implemented). We were supposed to have a DC field trip during the 2001/2002 school year, but that got cancelled for obvious reasons. And I've only been on a plane like 6 times in my whole life (3 round trips).
There’s always been fear climates, they come in waves. 9/11 just really opened the floodgates for mass suspension of freedoms in the name of safety.
>Implying I don't remember 9/11 2 when that plane crashed in november 2001, ANTHRAX IN THE MAIL and SHOE BOMBS and seeing the iraq card deck in kindergarten
How was it after Oklahoma City bombing? I'm sure it had less of an impact as it was in Oklahoma and wasn't documented live for the world to see.
No. It was documented. But McVeigh was caught shortly thereafter, and was a right wing extremist, so Republicans were disinclined to constantly harp about him. It changed how a lot of laws and security procedures worked though.
>right wing extremist
No he wasn't. What do you base that on?
>Republicans were disinclined to constantly harp about him.
Bull. Where you alive in the late 90s. I was. The right was very vocial about what he did.
I got in trouble in 1st grade (circa 2006) because we were doing a project with the 6th graders that had us turn shapes into items by drawing on them. And the guys I was placed with had me make the circle into a bomb.
Needless to say I got sent to the principles office over that and they forced me to change my picture.
Well yeah, it's like a boomer trying to explain to you about the Kennedy assassination or the Vietnam War. You can learn about it via books and documentaries but you'll never know what it was actually like, how it felt to experience such things in real time.
'97 zoomer here, I remember it happening on my first day of preschool. I knew it was real shit when I got home and saw destroyed fire trucks on TV.
21 years later and I celebrate it like a meme-holiday
>I celebrate it like a meme-holiday
As fricked up as it is I do kinda miss the Good ol days after 9/11 it was right at the cusp of society being irrevocably fricked with the advent of Facebook
I hate that the homosexual jannies on Cinemaphile started cracking down on MGR 9/11 threads
I always eat a few bans on the holiest of days
10/10
You have to become ungovernable like Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile, who on multiple occasions attacked and defeated the mods.
>ungovernable
>Cinemaphile,
lol, lamo, rofl even
Dunno about now but Cinemaphile used to be the only board which could regularly FORCE moot to give them what they wanted by consistently making such a problem of themselves that he'd just give in.
Cinemaphile now is a board that follows the rules to the letter and if you don't you're gone, period.
That was a decade ago now.
>I hate that the homosexual jannies on Cinemaphile started cracking down on MGR 9/11 threads
Of course but the endless whining about Bridget, and other culture war circle jerks are a okay
>bridget
What’s wrong with Bridget?
Translators have turned him from trap to trans, Cinemaphile is currently apoplectic about it me I'm pissed that there STILL isn't any word about Johnny and there doesn't look like there will be for some time
I thought one of the endings was Bridget saying he’s a guy and dosen’t care what anyone else says.
the flawless ending is basically an ambiguous "Bro i don't fricking care i'm going to be myself" with no confirmation either way
I haven't gotten solid confirmation on the non-flawless ending but it seems to be him giving up and just letting people call him whatever??
Yeah but in context to his lore it leans more to him accepting that he is a guy and fricking off from the crazy shit his home village was about that forced that grooming shit on him.
I was 14 when it happened, whole world stood still. Vividly remember everything about it. I still grapple with the fact that there are now people who were born so far removed from it that it basically doesn't exist for them.
I've always kinda wondered about how zoom-zooms and you later millennials see 9/11. I was in jr. high when it happened. First period theater class, lol.
>how I see 9/11
Well, I was in NYC at the time so I got sorta the residual experience of living there when it happened. I remember a lot of support of the FDNY. I remember seeing bodegas with newspapers with Bin Laden’s face on it. I remember seeing the smoke from the towers and ambulances racing down the avenues. I remember finding out that I couldn’t go back to the WTC for the train to New Jersey because it got destroyed. But all feel about as distant as any memory you had when you’re 7.
Funny enough, I left the city not long after that and moved to the DC area right around when the Beltway Sniper started doing shit. The first guy was killed literally behind my neighborhood and I have memories of being worried about white vans coming to kill me which felt more vivid than the 9/11 memories. It was a wild few years for me.
Shit I remember getting dressed for school and watching the planes collide and not realizing how big it was until half way through the day
Is that how the Holocaust feels for most people?
>be like 4 when it happened
>everyone buzzing around me but i don't get/care about it
>watching footage on tv with mom and sister
>see a guy in a suit running from smoke
>laugh because I think its a movie or something
>mom hits me upside the head for being disrespectful
What I do remember though was travelling after 9/11 for a little bit. I was still 5 or 6 but my parents were divorced so I would fly to and from a parent's house really often. So my first ever trip after 9/11 I get hit by the metal detector and pulled to the side where there's a whole ass army dude with a gun in his hand. My dad was there and he was freaking out for obvious reasons, but more than that fricking EVERYONE was looking at me.
But anyway, I turn to the army dude and go
>Look at my new watch! It lights up!
Yeah, that's... history.
That's what every event is like.
No, I get it. As a 1991 Millennial, I will never fully understand how major things like the Kennedy Assassination or Woodstock were. Nor will anyone alive, present or future, ever truly understand the Battle of Gettysburg, the Gold Rush, the fall of the Roman Empire, the Krakatoa Eruption, etc.
Even as a 10 year old boy, I didn't really understand how & why 9/11 was such a big deal. I absolutely acknowledged how life was different, afterwards, even as a kid.
Frick you for making my feel old.
I was born in ‘04
didn’t even know it existed until I started learning about American politics in 2018 due to all the girls in my grade spontaneously transforming into Hillary supporters overnight
>all of your classmates became hillary supporters in 2018
I assume there was a lag of two years because it takes the new york times two years to deliver their weekly paper to your village via trained zebra. Also there's a 1/3 chance you're underage b&, even though I'm sure the age of consent is like 8 in whatever not-american country you live in.
pic related. It's what civilized people eat.
Oh my God, that is abominable.
perfect for anti-e-girlgays, just need to add an s
Silence, pedo
Aw yeah thanks that shits hilarious
Why would Johnny Bravo do this bros?
Halal pussy
72 virgins
are some of those virgins furries?
No it's all the furry waifus amassed in his secret folder hidden in steamapps/downloading/legit files
A virgin furry? You might as well ask to see a non-pozzed gay man
no, furries don't go to heaven
The Johnny Bravo 9/11 thumbnail will never not make me laugh
>title above the video
Man, I miss that.
There's no punchline.
These are hilarious.
Post more
I would show her my wiewie.
>Mrs EpicWarrior, show me those breasts
More please
Strangely wholesome. Kinda wish he got back to some of these sorts of interactions.
It's funny because it's true.
>ultra toes
I don't eve wanna fricking know what that is.
I kinda want to know what he meant by ultra toes.
I guess it's a step beyond "Hyper"
One step below Uber toes.
But where is her husband?
huh, I actually laughed
Based mom. Though I would at least encourage videography as an offline hobby. You can learn the ins and outs of editing before you ever put a work to market, or maybe master stop motion well before you become a squeaker cringelord
I wish real Christian women could think this far ahead.
Cringe and rarted mom. This isn't a solution, it's literally maintaining the naivete that she envisions leading to the bad thing in her own imagination
Trying to just pretend shit you don't like doesn't exist doesn't work, teach your goddamn kids to have a grasp of what the world entails and how to deal with it with some common sense as well as hopefully within your set of values
That’s the joke. It’s far-fetched worrying
She’s not supposed to be perfect she’s literally conservative. That being said it’s not irrational at all to discourage your 11 year old from vlogging, it can prevent a Sammy sonic fan
An occasional crop of innocent enough cringe is necessary for the health of society
Just make sure they don't eat laundry soap or join a discord cult
Yeah but who wants their child to be the cringe sacrifice?
If you WERE the cringe sacrifice your children are exempted
That’s definitely not true.
Imagine if/when Chris-Chan has children
I'm just saying they don't have an obligation to society TO become spectacles of autism
If they do so anyways of their own volition then that's on them
But is it that bad to be SCSF?
She's right for the wrong reasons.
Getting a kid some basic-ass How To Youtube book, especially when he's this autistic, is just gonna make him worse.
If he really wants to Youtube then he needs to EARN IT. He needs to put in effort. Make him *bleed* for his art. If he gives up, he didn't want it enough.
If she really wanted to support him, she'd get him a plane ticket to LA, where he could meet Mr Beast and swallow his semen to earn his powers like the shamans of old. That's what a good Christian mom would do.
No kid should be on Youtube.
First, it's not art. Frick you. Youtube as a company NEVER rewards art. It rewards low effort ad-baiting.
Kids shouldn't do Youtube because they don't understand what's happening. If their videos do well, they think THEY are cool and neat. If their videos do badly, they think THEY aren't cool. They don't think. "Oh, this bot controlled by a multinational monopoly that is regularly sued for blatant anti-trust does/does not find me profitable based on intentionally inscrutable criteria."
Look at the hottest Youtubers. None of it's good. We all hate those fricks on some level. They have fans but deep down most of us know the content is barely passable and only surface level entertaining, because it's designed to host ads like an insect hosts a fungus. Most Youtubers don't even realize how they're being controlled or encouraged towards specific formats.
The Ryan Toy Review kid will suffer a tragedy one day. No kid should be a Youtuber. Don't even let them watch Youtube. It is bad for them, it's designed to be bad and addictive on purpose. Don't encourage kids to engage with Youtube.
T.Dante's Plumbing
She'll teach him when the time comes.
>literally defending pedophilia
seek help
Interesting projection, you do you
pedophilia is natural ok chud?
I hate that when i go to a store there are "streamer starter kits" for kids.
She still failed (what a loser lmao).
Yeah, I noticed it is not the same character
One of the biggest things gay people struggle with is sussing out who else is gay and willing to frick them. Send your kid to a gay camp, 50% of the work is out of the way.
What happened?
It's part of the same "President Kalem" arc; Buddy is gay, and he discovered the joys of creation and porn, so he made a porn comic that talks about the topics of cynicism, addiction and a cum factory. His mom found out, put him in therapy and then put him in a conversion camp.
Is he actually gay or just moronic and his mom overreacted like the inverse of parents who troon their kids out the second Bobby, age 4, says he likes how dresses look?
I am sure he is moronic, but I am not sure if he is not gay. What's sure is that he is NOT Funk's BF.
I mean "the cum factory" sounds like a moronic zoomer joke because they're discovering adult biology and making crass jokes out of it. Like how South Park originally was all about how your average 10 year olds are kinda fricked in the head and not the precious cherubs adults think kids are.
Similarly how ironic is the Christian deer mom thing? I'm so used to oblique Christianity in a character being either preachy or "religion BAD bc dad made me go to church instead of jack off to futanari catgirls"
I don't know, it has chunks of irony in a very sincere ice cream. It is just absurd, but not "lol, this is so stupid". It kind of makes it more lighthearted even if the core is pretty bleak, like the couple of wholesome moments in classic Simpsons: they love each other, but their lives are trash and they are very flawed.
>Similarly how ironic is the Christian deer mom thing? I'm so used to oblique Christianity in a character being either preachy or "religion BAD bc dad made me go to church instead of jack off to futanari catgirls"
Considering everything else he draws I assume the message here is "My mom means well but she has to understand that if I can't be a gay furry I will literally kill myself". Which I guess is better than most of these kinds of stories where the parent is just an evil republican you're supposed to hate.
I hope she’s not serious but this is funny satirically.
Based. Those books and courses on making YouTube videos don't do shit.
Honestly there's probably free guides on YouTube itself.
i lel‘d
Nice reaction image
ehhhhh
CWC's peak was a long time ago. Even with the latest...Events, I think his place in the public (internet) consciousness has only declined over the past decade
Chris Chan’s a millennial, that’s all on us. Zoomers, you have your own horrors you will spawn at some point
>Chris Chan’s a millennial
..anon hes 40.
That’s late millennial now anon
"millennial" is anybody under the age of fifty-five according to your local facebook comments section. grrr! participation trophies!!
t. butt hurt zoomer or millennial who just realized they will never own a house and are lashing out at gen x for it
literally what the frick are you talking about
no that's gen Y you dumb moron
Gen Y is the same thing as Millennial, dumbass.
I believe that’s what they call an “elder millennial”.
Millennial is 1981-1996.
The end date for millennials is kinda dubious. I’ve heard between 1994 and 1998. Some people have even come up with the term “zillennial” for this group. I fall into the millennial group but most of my friends fall into that age range, so I just sorta lump everyone born from like 1992-1998 into its own group.
In a sense I suppose the point stands, as they're the Wiki generation rather than first hand participants. They didn't live through it, they'll never know the nuances or the cultural milieu of the times, all they have is reading biased, edited recollections from one source. You could make the same comment about... oh I don't know, Knowyourmeme and Longcat, Ceiling Cat, ORly Owl, Gigapuddi, Mudkips, etc etc.
I can understand why they'd choose Derrida in his circumstance, but still it's a bad choice
He is correct. Chris chan and the ensuing cultures that emerged from him ruined an entire generation of terminally online autistic people.
What's this "character doesn't want cereal" shit and frick you for making me laugh at it
Zoomers are the Minecraft pedophiles generation
>Gamecube
>Not a PS2
No wonder he's a crybaby
wtf is his problem?
He can't deal with something he likes being over.
I have autism... I never did this as a kid.
Well yeah autists don't have feelings.
he has ADHD, aka autism except you have a soul
What if you have and is bipolar like me? Do I have a soul?
You have like, 1/4 of a soul.
I also have light schizofrenia, but is less the voices and more the delusion. Do I get extra credit for that?
Let me check with the mother ship.
When I beat Sonic 2 as a kid I cried as I knew I'd never have that feeling of accomplishment again. Nearly 30 years later, I still haven't. Makes me want to cry all over again
That's fair, death egg zone is hard
Have you tried suicide?
Yes but Peter turned me away as I didnt make an appointment
Fricking israelites man.
You should try learning how to draw, is literally all I do all day because video games are boring and hollow in comparison. I never had as much fun as I had watching a good show and doing a drawing I felt proud after than beating a game.
I can see how you would feel that, I do feel some sense of accomplishment when I do something on a video-game, but is nothing in comparison to doing something that is an actual craft. Also, you should see a head doctor, I think you might been molested at some point and don't realize.
>autist manchildren incapable of real life crying over videogames
>another autist suggests learning how to draw
Yet another proof about the state of art scene.
Art is for everyone, if I ever saw you saying otherwise in real life I'm cutting you up and watching you scream and bleed on the floor and raping whatever new holes I make you the garbage filled amount of trash and dirt that you dare call a body. Are we clear?
>literal autists asking for help and other autists suggesting drawing
New meat for the Twitter artist meat grinder.
This isn't proof of anything, homosexual. This is a thread on Cinemaphile. Literally nothing said here has any bearing on the state of the world and the nature of people who aren't posting on the internet.
Nah, he's definitely onto something.
You know at least you cried over having accomplished something. Had you cried over a sonic plot then it would habe been way worse.
I remember there being a two parter episode of cyberchase that I saw when I was pretty young. They just aired the first half and it the heroes had all lost and it looked like Hacker had won. I remember getting really freaked out and running into the kitchen crying. I was really bad at differentiating reality and media back then
You must have never played Drawn to Life 2.
I have autism and get it, you're just moronic.
Crying after beating a game is a very numale thing in general and not exclusive to autists. When you're a kid it's acceptable because you probably haven't faced that kind of adversity in life much yet, but as an adult you just look like a sheltered manchild who never grew up.
I only cried because of a videogame once. I read up online that you could beat pic related in only one go, so I booted up the game and went trough all of it and failed. I was a kid on the more grown side, around 10 I think.
>literally did this exact shit when pikachu returned to the forest at the end of hey you, pikachu!
Ow
That's cute, anon
Weird. I have ADHD and I never went through something like this.
Life is Strange
>about to fight final boss
>last save area let's you know this is it!
>save game
>turn off game
>put game back in its case and never play it again
>didn't go "what reeks of semen?" instead
missed joke
straight people can reek of semen too, moron
Can confirm. Worked in a summer camp at a college when I was 18 and had a co-counselor. Once I had to ask him a question and entered his dorm and the entire room smelled like semen. Like, the same unmistakable stench that you’d experience if you took a whiff of a cumrag. The guy was apparently jerking off all day and never let his room air out.
Goddamn his jizz either really stunk or he came on everything in the room
That's really cute bro.
I want to see the mom kiss another woman.
I once knew a kid. We were friends back when we were, like 5 or something. Actually our mothers were friends, we just had to put up with each other. We dared each other to show our dicks to each other. Even dared with money to touch em.
I met him again in high school, though he didn't recognize me. But one thing I noticed was how good he was drawing DBZ characters. Thought he was trying to be an artist. But then I saw that was all he drew. Big, hyper-muscular men. Hyper muscled wolves. Hyper muscled anime guys. Hyper muscled lion kong characters. I still wonder if I had a hand in that.
Why am I bringing this up? Cause I feelie like the guy in the hoodie. I wish I didn't know these things.
my horny teenage brain failed me so much back in those days
this is literally me
Actually got me good, frick
Fun fact: in 99% of the places that have kids meal toys, you can just walk up to the counter, ask for the toy itself, and buy them for a dollar each. You can even specify which one you want. I do this all the time, especially whenever they have a Hot Wheels set
How old are you, anon.
I’ve been collecting Hot Wheels and posting on Cinemaphile(nel) for nearly 18 fricking years. I am simply not capable of feeling shame anymore
Okay, that's based, I kinda want to see your collection now.
I would but I’m actually in the process remodeling my house so my collection is in a safe in a storage unit right now. You might think that’s overkill but of the two times I’ve had my units broken into the only fricking things they took were my Hot Wheels! Who the hell does that? What fricking weirdo breaks into a storage unit filled with antique furniture and only takes a bunch of toy cars?
oh they know their value anon those storage war wannabes know where's the money or is just another hot wheels weirdo that's jealous of your collection
Hot wheels can be incredibly valuable, so it's either someone trying to find valuable ones or some moron crackhead who heard that and is hoping to sell them online for drug money.
based, reminds me of this
Do it
Nah man, Hot Wheels get lumped into die cast cars which has been grandfathered in as an acceptable collecting hobby alongside baseball cards and records. It's only when you get hyper specific that it gets odd like I know old folks with massive toy tractor collections, and usually only ones from their favorite brand like JD or IH
Did you know that at McDonalds you can request an ice cream in your happy meal instead of the toy?
Bullshit, really?
Don't make me look like a fool, anon!
McDonald's no longer allows this with certain toys, especially Pokemon, because they got tired of scalper israelites buying all the stock of toys intended for children. So now you have to buy the whole-ass happy meal, which has largely stopped that.
Also if you're an adult buying for yourself we will lie and tell you we don't have what specific one you want, but we'll actually look (well, some of us will) if a kid's getting whatever the toy is.
My dad used to do that for me.
this thread has the most authentic cringe shit that kids do unironically I've ever seen, it's great.
This guy's stuff is hilarious
It must be autobiographical
Anon's (
) origin story.
Is that drawing a character from something?
Out of curiosity, does this get posted to anywhere that’s NOT twitter? I’ve gone out of my way for the past three years to avoid directly going to that hellhole at all and I refuse to break that streak just for a (admitted pretty funny) comic
You could always try nitter.
Twitter is the worst platform for these comics. The format keeps forcing him to cut up his work and spread it over 50 separate tweets. Terrible.
What a gay
just posting a few of my favorite panels
is this family guy
>cartoon whip sound effect
Too real.
Holy shit I'm dead
>Cartoon whip sound effect
> Ban from epstein island
KEK
Holy shit, that's gold, i wish Cinemaphile was that funny again
Am I missing something here? How does he walk away from that hating gay people and not the corporations just using the LGBT movement to make more money? This is like getting bit by a wolf in sheep's clothing and then deciding to hate sheep while the wolf walks off scott free. Dumbass take, honestly.
It’s a joke autismo
corporations are never your friend
The gays are the reason the companies get away with it man.
They eat it up, heck, they help make it.
I think the humor here is not a "so true" takedown of rainbow corporates, but the sheer over-the-top absurdity of the so-called "satire".
Like it's a parody of parodies.
the joke is that constant pushing of lgbt stuff ironically turned him into a bigot instead of the opposite.
Yeah. Its like it is trying to realize every opinion a Cinemaphilener would meme about.
Right down to having the artist work at "Netflix" instead of an actual animation studio.
Yeah, i'm not going to deny he has a point.
how are furgays not after him for this? i've seen srtist being cancelled for more vague criticism against the lgbt, specially the T part
Kinda want that coffee mug. It's just the right amount of delicious delicious irony.
This seems like a strawman.
It's obviously an exaggeration of the artist's actual experiences.
>exaggeration
You sure it ain't supposed to be satirical? The second panel with the camera labelled "1984 TM" and all of the other labels and signs on literally everything reminds me of Kelly, which is supposed to be satirical. Same with the whole Johnny Test thing and the whip crack sound effect.
You're thinking of exaggeration
It feels like someone trying to appeal to this place but being completely non committal in going full butthole
comedic exageration, or you know just COMEDY.
glad you had your first exposure of it, glad now you know.
It's common knowledge that The Johnny Test crew adopted several young orphans only to lock them in the basement below the office and repeatedly rape them
Finally, someone tells it like it is.
heh
The funniest part is that all these idiots are getting pink slips now.
Isn't the experience a launch pad for your own show?
Feels like im readong a more stupid verdion of punkinhead
Anon you're drunk
Qnd you are posting a shit comic
How can I save all these pictures and put them on their own folder for easy searching?
Can someone explain this meme? I've seen variations of it and haven't found an explanation. When I Google it I just get links to reddit showing similar images.
People started editing embarrassing Reddit anime memes with pictures of breaking bad characters. Normally they would keep the text the same, but changing it to “kid named finger” manages to completely mangle the already unfunny joke, in an ironic way. And now it’s kind of spread to Breaking Bad fans just saying “kid named finger” constantly.
Thank you for the explanation.
The original joke was "hey kids, today we're going to finger paint" and then a shocked face labled "kid named paint". Good joke roll on snare drum. Then some moron put Mike and wrote "kid named finger" instead which intentionally makes no sense at all.
Many mainstream memes originated on ghetto/hood-ironic Instagram meme pages, including this one. They got deleted constantly so they’re poorly documented. I bet someone else knows what meme pages I’m talking about. I think this meme was started by @longtesticles
Fanart of her puffy fortune cookie where?
I love this guy's comics. Both edgy and wholesome at the same time.
Can’t tell if this character is a pedo or just full of toxic nostalgia. Or both.
I'm sure all pedophiles are full of toxic nostalgia. Obsession with childhood will do that.
i can confirm this is correct
t. little witch academia enjoyer
>19
>driving home from class on halloween night
>feeling nostalgic and sad so I decided to drive through a neighborhood to see the kids trick or treating
>shortly realize how fricking weird this was
>also realize I was needlessly adding another car on the street on halloween
Thankfully I was still young and acknowledge it was a mistake, but I still feel like I was a bad stranger from a PSA.
Also before anyone asks, I lived out in the country and don't get trick or treaters so I couldn't just stay home and hand out candy.
>mistake
Unless you're a sex offender there is nothing wrong with existing in the general vicinity of people. I've driven past my old street and high school before
If it was in broad daylight then sure. But an adult male driving around at night looking for kids isn't really okay.
The pedo obsession is moronic and so are you. If you're worried about just driving down the street on a nostalgia trip and being overcome by the sudden urge to jump out and grab a child to start molesting then that's the issue here, not some boring old dude reminiscing about his childhood
>not really okay
Call the cops then so they can beat your ass for wasting their time
Ha ha peanuts
What the frick does this even mean?
It's a parody of the very first appearance of Charlie Brown in the first Peanuts comic strip.
ha
>buddy, LOOK OUT!
Holy shit OP all these comics hit so fricking hard.
Damn ;_;
That arc about the passion(pain) of creation and the exploration of the rough parts of contemporary internet interaction among the youth got too emotional, I felt what the president was saying. Even tho I haven't created anything. The only thing I felt inspired of making was a youtube channel with Touhou inspired music, but after everybody lost their minds during the pandemic it made me realize it might just become Kalem's metaphorical online black hole that sucks children's metaphorical cum(time).
Man, I am starting to feel I really have brain damage.
This sums up my opinion on RPing pretty well. I keep thinking it might be fun, but finding a decent partner would be damn near impossible. I've had a few people send me requests, but they act like they don't understand my characters or interests at all. The whole thing feels one-sided, like they don't even consider what I would get out of it.
you know, that DOES sound like infinite dicks
I've been tempted to buy that set offa amazon, but I don't trust myself with gluing all those little bits together.
Shame, would be a great place to hot glue.
I'm reading this guy's new comics and they're not as fun. What happened?
pc culture bro
goddamn it you fricks just got me hooked on this
What, 9/11?
tgweaver but good
Fan art of the christian mom making out with the mom from Litter Box when?
oh wait someone already drew that lol.
Post
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1623/11/1623114092289.png
Twitter comics like these need to get packaged up in a zip and shared around for when they inevitably get nuked.
Post the one where he gives the mom watchmen
This pic alone is more effective in conveying alienation than Farenheit 451.
>alienation
Autistic and stupid Anon here...I don't undertand the meaning of "alineation" is like being sad?
More like, getting estranged from the people around you and from your community. Having a less cohesive societal fabric in general. The boy would feel closer to his family if they weren't so artificially divided by the different media they consume ("tastes"). And, you know, liking football is for idiots.
But the boy that feels alienated from his dad is still a whistful fantasy for the boy that has no dad.
So everything is relative.
If you mean this comic (
) the family photo is by Buddy's side.
Feeling alienation, or being alienated, is like being an alien on a world other than your own. Even though you might have friends and family you feel completely isolated and as if you don't understand how they feel or they don't understand how you feel. You might be close, but you feel very far apart.
>Autistic and stupid Anon here...I don't undertand the meaning of "alineation" is like being sad?
It's the feeling that lead you to come to this website.
To put it as simply as possible, it's the opposite feeling of belonging. Un-belonging.
>Denver Broncos
CO Cinemaphile?
>Mhm... yep... yep... Why yes I do understand everything happening in these comics completely, why do you ask?
These comics are for very normal people, anon.
Yeah this screams "these 2 don't know what cum even is, they just heard it somewhere and act like they're experts" reminds me of how I once saw my niece singing WAP and I wanted Islam to conquer the world
Well, that too. Look, the comic-inside-the-comic doesn't show actual porn, but it is explicitly said it is pornographic. The parts shown just state the fact that even if it is obsessed with horniness, his art still holds some of his internal world.
Is that the context for this?
https://e621.net/pools/29358
You jest but after thinking about it for a moment i think there might be something there, i don't know what but its something
Jesus, I didn't know about that... so the comic IS autobiographical, holy shit.
Also, 5000 more cum bottles to fill. That gave me PTSD, I got a shitty job at a factory, I have to go back this monday, I don't want to work, I don't want to do anything, I feel even poorer now that I get paid, I hate my life, Cinemaphile IS MY ONLY HOME AAAAAARGH....
You know that old comedy saying, cross the line twice. This does fricking somersaults over the line.
You got that right.
https://e621.net/posts/3431104?pool_id=29358
>literally tied on a cross
How many layers of irony are we on here?
I know what I'm using tonight
I was wondering where this went. I could've sworn there were more pages, tho.
I actually kinda laughed when he got crucified and shit.
Speaking of which
>there are full grown adults born as a result of online grooming
Think about it for a second
>I once saw my niece singing WAP and I wanted Islam to conquer the world
-t.
She probably just saw some braindead goombas crossing the street and it pissed her off
He draws cute girls, tho.
NOBODY IS GOING TO GET THAT JOKE, KEITH!
link to full?
The twitter handle at the corner of this one:
He just started doing commissions, or he deletes everything after a certain time, I don't know. I only know there is nothing from 2019 to 2021.
Did he change it? I looked it up but couldn’t find it at that handle
The handle now is @OnezOther
Fine, I'll spoonfeed you.
https://e621.net/posts/3432374?q=dottelk
Who was in the wrong here?
This is sweet but kind of weird for a kid to want his friends around his mom. Most kids (especially terminally online ones) are embarrassed by their parents, so would do anything to avoid them meeting their online and IRL friends.
This one's great
https://twitter.com/rdt_lm/status/1241099089846005760?s=20
Here's a good interview with him
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rQMjn2E9UFXDvgFjcH2cVkFBVKAmE27lWoiQw96qCcE/edit?usp=drivesdk
I also felt pretty post-sexual during 2021. Damn, that comic is weird, and depressing.
>come into thread for obvious furry milf bait
>get all of this real shit
ahaha
this sucks man
These comics make me laugh but also extremely depressed
That is my experience watching Gumball, fricking brits.
It do be like that sometimes.
Literally me.
HA. GAY!
This was teenaged me but with Mordecai and Rigby porn, where Mordo was tearing up Rigby’s ass
I can relate.
Being an artist fricking sucks, man.
these comics scratch a powerful, deep seated itch. Someone needs to make an archive of every single one, I need to go ham.
This thread is literally
>GAY FURRIES ARE MENTALLY ILL
i wish you would all have a nice day
the only issue here is that it's not technicolor
I miss them, bros.
that's a you problem if I've ever seen it
90% of this thread is literally PRAISING this fricker.
I'm fricking sick of anons like you. There's 500 billion threads screeching about israelites and "mug great replacement" and "communist takeovers" and you say fricking nothing.
But anytime we have a NORMAL THREAD you suddenly act like this is a glorified /misc/ thread.
Get your FRICKING priorities straight.
>>GAY FURRIES ARE MENTALLY ILL
This is true however.
>GAY FURRIES ARE MENTALLY ILL
kek
I mean, I draw porn and I didn't go insane, it feels like it's only this guys ever talks about. If you don't like doing porn just don't do porn, honestly, I get way more SFW commissions for whatever reason, I even wished I get more porn commissions because I kinda default to sexy pin up without noticing and I think all the weirdo fetishes are really interesting window to peoples physique.
If I consider everything we seen here I think the dude just feels guilty or got tricked in to feeling guilty for doing porn and can't shut up about it. Someone should just tell him no one gives a frick, really, people who do are hypocrite or the sort of puritan that thinks a little girl in a bikini is somehow erotic, aka botherline insane.
I kinda wonder what was the worse he even did because it feels like he never did that weird of a thing to justify that sort of wuss behavior.
This guy seems quite neurotic and is willing to draw disgusting furry porn.
Disgusting furry porn commissioners probably saw the blood in the water and went all in.
Just be glad you're not a overly self-conscious gay furry saddled with lingering Christian guilt.
>If I consider everything we seen here I think the dude just feels guilty or got tricked in to feeling guilty for doing porn and can't shut up about it. Someone should just tell him no one gives a frick, really, people who do are hypocrite or the sort of puritan that thinks a little girl in a bikini is somehow erotic, aka botherline insane.
That's basically the moral of this story. The president wanted to make huge stories like Homestuck, but feels like they've wasted their life and they'll never be happy.
How old is this guy anyway? He is the first 85 year old gay furry porn artist or what? Because the way he talks is like he is in his deathbed. He can still make his shit, heck it could even be a bout porn or whatever if he does things right, I'm kinda with the deerthingy. He should just do what he wants and stop b***hing about "that time I did porn", at least he is somewhat selfware about that, but not enough it seems.
And the next homestuck already happened, is called undertale. And hussie? Can't say about the butthole but he is a huge pedo and racist, but the cool kind.
>hussie
Last I heard from him he said he was clowngender but maybe I'm not on the right layer of irony to appreciate that as either a joke or genuine belief.
For what I seen is kinda both. Hussie is mocking how modern leftwing has no idea about what they are talking about, creating several genders to talk about french relativism about the idea of gender roles, so instead of solving the problem they make it way worse creating even more divide, confusing and segregation, hence the clowns.
His idea of clowngender is 10 times easier to follow and kinda makes and actually makes some sense with the original idea behind gender theory, so the main character that came up with got cancelled over it and called problematic and homophobic and creates a extreme moviment that works more like a cult of insane people based on things they barely understand. It's a pretty dry commentary over modern internet culture but doesn't take itself seriously, you can tell hussie used to be a center left dude who got really turned off by all the morons of the extreme left that came from tumblr in the 2010's. At least I think is that.
Apparently there are supposed to be 6 more pages after this, but they haven't been posted yet.
>last 2 panels
frick did this kill my sides. I'm laughing so hard here
Someone crop those last two panels for me. No I won't do it myself.
Get a computer, you stupid phoneposter.
You can do it natively on most androids as well.
>the end of evangelion of the furry porn fandom
[omedetou intensifies]
Wut
This is legit good advice.
i heard Hussie started dating his current gf when she was underage
Damn he fricked a high schooler what a sick frick pedo scum
Seething chomo
I don't think he's seething, anon.
I think he's dead.
What's Homestuck?
run.
2009 webcomic that had so much potential but went down the drain
What was a bigger waste of potential: Homestuck or SVTFOE?
twokinds
>Twokinds
This post aged me 10 years.
Did they ever get off the boat?
Homestuck.
Star was barely acceptable, like very slightly above being mediocre and forgettable. Homestuck was actually REALLY good and engaging early on.
Are you fricking joking? Homestuck was fricking huge before it completely shit the bed by SVTFOE was always just a mediocre Disney show at best. The only reason anyone talks about it this day are the shipping/waifu-obsessed autists.
Your life.
I mean, its not that he only talks about porn, but the Kalem saga is 50 pages long.
lmao, I live of drawing furry smut for suspiciously wealthy furs, in fact I'm working in a commission right now that includes fat, old, dragon, anal prolapse tags. I'm more surprised of people willing to pay hundreds for this than me from drawing it, in fact somethimes I feel like I'm stealing their money kek
Does anybody have the comic with "Isabelle is transcoronavirus"?
I remember seeing it, but it's gone now and I can find it no more.
Jesus christ. Reading through these comics in this thread. This dude is seriously fricked in the head.
Makes me feel so much better about myself and my weird kinks.
The gay furry thing who wants to subsist solely on cum is fine, but idolizing Homestuck as something important that's where I draw the line, frick this homosexual.
I’m pretty sure that’s part of the joke considering how big of a joke Homestuck has been for a while.
Yeah, the comic begins with him being annoyed that people keep asking him about the porn he used to draw. He's wonders why they won't let him move on and says that he'd do anything just to make everyone forget.
Cut to 40 years later, where he's now the president and is announcing that cancer will be eradicated by the end of the week. When he breaks for questions, the bug lady from the press immediately asks about old chatlogs saying he used to draw "cartoon erotica." The rest of the comic plays out from there.
These comics are terrible
They're doodles by depressed housewives. No one expects much.
You're probably not autistic enough to get it
well that was... kinda cathartic, not gonna lie.
Except the eating cum part. Didn't get that one, maybe because ESL
didnt this artist also draw some semi-porn thing about a dude who never stops cumming so they make a cum milk factory
Yeah, someone posted an e621 link to it earlier in this thread.
Yes, he did, it was already linked, and its strangely hot
>tfw no deconverted ex-christgay bf
I'm gonna be honest I'm kind of glad I'm asexual because I'll never have to deal with this stuff
Sorry to hear, I hope therapy helps
>I'm asexual
Me too, I feel horny but the idea for penetration or fluids made me feel bad, once I pay a prostitute only for one hour of hugging...because I am autistic and can't find a friend
Is there no place to read any of these chronologically?
Seems like he only posts on Twitter, and formerly on Tumblr. Aside from that, he has a Pateon. So no good options really.
Also, reconstructing these pages from Twitter is annoying.
@dottelk on twitter
is this the same dottelk?
I assume so
I also very much recall seeing this skinny spike nosed witch elsewhere
Yes, even Roothie is here.
Everything has been Brave New World type of shit since the 60's.
Heh, that’s pretty good
WAIT ITS THIS MOTHERFRICKER????
That’s not his OC, he only did those two pages of the comic
Milf
>It's another "depressed Twitter comic creator tries to get attention and/or money by shilling among the lonely gender-confused autists on Cinemaphile" episode
I hate when looking up for ways to stop hating myself I get results like "make a list of all your successes, talents, and best qualities :)", because there's absolutely nothing good about me, I have no talents, and I've been a complete failure my whole life.
Protip: There's a way to feel better
>>>Cinemaphile then ctrl + f /dbt/
I don't have enough money or interest for a motorcycle, and I never even learned how to ride a bicycle.
>I don't have enough money or interest for a motorcycle
>never even learned how to ride a bicycle.
Get a classic UJM or a used ninja for like 750 dollars and a MSF course for another 300 and then you'll have the most effective antidepressant known to man
I was trying to be nice, but besides having little to no money, I also have absolutely no interest on bikes, I'm not going to spend 750 bucks on a vehicle that honestly kinda scares the hell out of me, when I have to save my money for other things.
>that honestly kinda scares the hell out of me
That's part of the thrill
Come on do it
I'm a clumsy coward, knowing myself, I would probably crash into something.
yeah but if you manage to avoid crashing you'll feel amazing, you should try it
I can't afford it, I can barely afford the shitty car I have right now.
Insurance, maint, and gas is cheaper on a bike
I have a old sportbike that's 1/3 the cost per mile as my shitbox
I appreciate the encouragement but I don't see myself ever getting a bike of any kind, I don't see myself staying alive with one.
>I don't see myself staying alive with one.
Who doesn't toy with the thought of suicide sometimes? Or, like, most of the time? Okay, maybe some people don't – like the happy scientist girl named Marie, or Jean-Marc, the superstar whom everyone loves. But you -- when the going gets rough, it's nice to think about your little trap door out of here. Do it. Put your finger on the eject button, see how alive it makes you feel -- the freedom of finality. Think of how much they'll *miss* you.
Looks like you thought about how much they'll *miss* you and the freedom of finality for too long, and now you've decided to actually have a nice day. The train leaves the station every evening, 21:00. Make sure you have a bike and witnesses. That's how macho anons do it.
I used to have the same doubts as you until I finally got on a bike
>Not that anon, but I used to consider getting a bike for those reasons until I learned exactly how many weather conditions you can't ride your bike safely. It's not practical and is a leisure hobby thing because when it rains you gotta drive the ol' shitbox anyway.
I ride my bike in the rain all the time, as long as you have gear that will still be comfortable its not an issue unless you're riding through a hurricane
I don't want to die anon, and I also don't want a bike.
Know what's worse than dying? Dying without taking time out for fun
We'll all die eventually, and there's probably other less expensive and less dangerous ways to have fun.
Yeah but they're not as fun or as practical
Fun is subjective, and a motorcycle just doesn't sound worth it.
>Fun is subjective, and a motorcycle just doesn't sound worth it.
I tought Cinemaphile was where the fun is at.
Not that anon, but I used to consider getting a bike for those reasons until I learned exactly how many weather conditions you can't ride your bike safely. It's not practical and is a leisure hobby thing because when it rains you gotta drive the ol' shitbox anyway.
enter /dbt/
Take the bike pill.
Not interested, sorry bu thanks for the encouragement.
just die then
nobody likes a self-pitying gay, not even when they draw comics about it
Me irl but I actually like being tall, it is a little annoying and I often forget to comb my hair but other than that being tall is cool, WHY would you NOT like being tall
I don't get the dad's(?) characterization. Is he supposed to be a redditor type?
s' obvious
go away deranged monkeypox bike-groomer
Not him but A: No and B: Bend over while the boys wearing all leather uWu forcibly improve your life
We are NOT going past page 10
Yes we are. The thread is past 500 posts, it's auto-saging.
Frick we reached bump limit
Goodnight everyhomosexual
Remember join /dbt/ or you'r are a gay
are dangerous
>They really are not. Worst that's going to happen to you are scrapes from sucking so much...
Don't listen to this anon, he's a fricking liar, intentionally or not. If you're really on the fence, these statistics speak for themselves. It doesn't matter if you're a good driver, you don't control the idiots driving around thousand-pound hunks of metal all around you.
Source: https://www.iii.org/fact-statistic/facts-statistics-motorcycle-crashes
Now how many of those are drunk boomers who only wear their SoA LARP vest and a amazon polycarbonate open face helmet?
Even if those drunk boomers were 90% of motorcyclists (they're not, it's much lower) that would still make you more than twice as likely to fricking die. Is your life really worth so little to you?
>that would still make you more than twice as likely to fricking die.
That sounds sexy and exciting
Moral just ride a bike fatass
I hope the adrenaline is worth it, junkie.
Ride a bike or no, we're all gonna die.