"Bart, you are the closest thing to a man in my life and that's so depressing I think I'm going to cry."
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So why not what until he's 18?
Wait*
Ms.Hoover beat her to it.
Woah
giwtwm
So why is she called ms hoover?
It's a reference to 31st President Herbert Hoover, noted for being a sexual tyrannosaurus and presiding over the Great Depression.
Because she SUCKS your wiener do you GET IT
Because sneed
Sucks and swallows just as good as a vacuum
>this was supposed to be edna but her va died
Died
Didn't she die?
Bart's new teacher is pure sex.
Edna is way better
I hate new Simpsons designs. She has too much stuff - bracelets and colored glasses and a complex outfit and hairstyle. They don’t fit with the aesthetic of the show as it once was.
The characters are designed in one of those "Simpsonfy yourself" things where you can just keep adding shit to your character. Because why write a character with an interesting, unique personality (or even a funny gimmick) when you can just slap shit on them instead?
That’s just the contemporary. It’s been clashing for decades
She looks like she doesn't have the cheekbone problem every new character had after a certain point. Like they hated to draw things on style after a certain point.
>Simpsons writing becomes shitty
>introduced brother, rewrote Bob
>made Bob evil again but flanderised, steals a face, writing still shitty
>gives Bob a random ethnicity wife, literally makes a mini-me, le epic play reference
He had about 3 good episodes, him framing Krusty, the one where he sang and when he tried to run for mayor.
You don't choose whose team you get the chance to run for.
And he also had a speech in that episode telling you what he actually believes.
>He had about 3 good episodes, him framing Krusty, the one where he sang and when he tried to run for mayor.
b***h that other guys pic is literally from the best ep ever where he held a grudge against television
What's her personality?
Coom
How many times has Bart crushed on his teachers/older women?
Teachers? Three.
Literally just the one so far.
Wait, wasn't it the teacher Skinner tried to bang so he had Bart date her daughter in some harebrained plot?
I don't think Bart liked that one. Unless you're asking if this is that teacher, in which case she isn't. Though Skinner did briefly date this one as well.
>Bart got a C-
I'm coooming
She's a lot like Edna before she became sad and depressed but rather than go by the books wants to projects and shit like that
Strong black and independent
I wanted to watch her episode So I could write /ss/ fanfiction later but her introduction scene was so painful I couldn't do it.
you must do it
go back and watch it, just focus on how you can make her better than the canon
I actually got inspired to write something else with original characters instead.
AO3/works/38976438
(spam filter isn't happy about it, you'd have to figure out)
Probably not the most literate thing in the world due to binge-writing through the night and never looking back, but at least someone liked it.
She looks exactly like the kind of stereotypical Black Cinemaphile girl that I'd do atrocious things to, but I know better than to follow nu-Simpsons.
I actually liked Ned Flanders as Bart's new teacher.
Weird, I actually like her design does she have any decent episodes?
Somewhat
I'm conflicted. Edna's always been pure sex to me but the new girl looks like someone you could bully around before pinning her to the ground and keeping her there until she stops resisting long enough to dick her.
lisa is for mating press
Despite the show's ever expanding cast, Sideshow bob remains untouched in regards to who the best character is.
>Educated
>Intelligent
>Still a republican
Uhhh?
Who gives a frick about what flavor of neoliberal he is?
And?
Animal powers.
>PYTHON JAW, UNHINGE
ss material
As you can see, the real deal with Waylon Smithers is that he's Mr. Burns's assistant. He's in his early forties, is unmarried, and currently resides in Springfield. Thanks for asking!
Smithers is over 40?
He was born in 1954.
He was in his mid-thirtes when the show began, then
>Smithers is as old now a Mr Burns was when he first appeared
I want to draw porn of these two and also Bart and Lisa but sadly I live in Canada so I can't post it on the Internet or profit about it because I fear I'll go to jail.
Just draw them kissing romantically fully clothed.
No way she is alone . 😀
She wants sex, not a relationship.
Do you remember how she hit on Homer at Moe's?
I really liked Flanders and Krabappel getting together, despite how odd of a pairing it is. Shame about the real life circumstances that means that this status quo change only lasted a short while.
I like how Bart smacking Edna's butt appeared to make her butt fatter.
that was in his fantasy
>the fantasy of Bart was slapping his hot teacher's ass
Kinda based.
I haven't watched simpsons since the mid 2000s maybe, why does bart have a new teacher? What happened to edna?
He voice actress died and so did she, apparently.
oh frick I had no idea that happened damn
>it's been 9 year
Her VA died, so they retired the character
Edna married Ned and had a happy ending before her VA unfortunately passed away. Ned Flanders now has two dead wives, man can't catch a break. https://youtu.be/qSEDLEBZGho
I both love and hate how the newer seasons write Ned, which is better than how they write everyone else.
How ironic, the father of the term "Flanderization" is probably the least Flanderized character on the Simpsons at this point
They had a flashback with Maude a while ago and she was a huge b***h for no reason.
because god bad
God is dead
How could you fix Edna?
Legalize /ss/
They did fix her she found a man that truly cared about her