How the frick is this guy famous. This isn't like a Cavill thing where I'd believe his "gamer" persona was manufactured. He talks like an average Cinemaphile user
Cavill in a couple of interviews dropped his spaghetti hard regarding Warhammer 40k. He's Imperialgay through and through, he just mostly doesn't talk like it.
bro was a normal child actor that got a break getting cast in a Harry Potter movie
probably would have had a normal career after that but then they sought him out for Twilight
Not many know that Daniel Radcliffe's mother is a casting agent and this is why he was the best among the 1000+plus kids who auditioned. While Pattinson, to the best of my knowledge, is a normal person not a nepo baby and he shone. People did notice him in HP4 and look at him now.
>Not many know that Daniel Radcliffe's mother is a casting agent and this is why he was the best among the 1000+plus kids who auditioned
Radcliffe was a perfect Harry imo
He looks the part but he's not a good actor. And he's a fun guy. Sitting on his millions doing odd roles here and there. Could've found a better looking missus but you probably can't with that much money and gold diggers abound.
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>he's not a good actor
Oh please, he did a great job as Harry. >But what about his other roles
Who cares?
yeah, i always got that impression, he has THAT phenotype of normal bloke that seeped in through luck and some good work. Playing Batman is only second to playing James Bond in terms of the biggest roles so he's definitely done good lol
This, Pattinsons always been based, said that the only reason he did the twilight franchise was to play Hollywood and make bank so he could live off of that while only making arthouse flicks and vowed to never make a major Hollywood production again, which he didn't for more than a decade. Guess the well dried up and he did that batman movie but point remains.
>Guess the well dried up and he did that batman movie but point remains.
Who the frick wouldnt want to play Batman? Especially someone with nerdy tendencies like Pattison?
They are millennial actors, this is going to be only more common as the time goes by, it's not like they are some boomer homosexuals who don't know how to use a computer, games were a big part of their childhood/twenties.
I'm just waiting for some zoomer homosexual actor to say in an intrview to witch only fans he is subsctibed to and how much money has he spent donating to vtubers this month.
>femoid tries to make a lame 'muh sexism' remark >he doesn't even stop talking to acknowledge it whatsoever and continues with his basedness
This guy is so fricking based, it's unreal.
How the frick is this guy famous. This isn't like a Cavill thing where I'd believe his "gamer" persona was manufactured. He talks like an average Cinemaphile user
I couldn't believe it when I first saw the vid. I don't think Cavill is fake but Pattinson definitely posts on Cinemaphile
it had been more than 20 seconds since she last spoke and wanted in on the conversation. the only way in was to spout some moronic feminist garbage since she has no idea what ff7 is
You should watch more of their interviews together, they are constantly taking the piss with each other. She's been friends with him before the filming.
lmao this clip exposes feminism for exactly what it always was >guy starts talking about his interests and fawning over cute girls >bitchy c**t pulls oppression card to refocus attention away from interests and cuties and onto her
You want the harsh truthful answer? Don't give them an INCH of power beyond being housewives and homemakers. They're not birthed for any other reason but that biologically. We are still animals that adhere to natural law. Get them out of the workplace, don't give them voting rights and show them that being a wife isn't the evil concept they think but a fulfilling way of life for what they are.
>woman can't stand a man talking passionately about something for even half a minute without injecting herself into the conversation
Why are they like this?
They don't like feeling like they're not a part of the group. You might think "so what", but for women they NEED to conform. Even when they're Alt and supposedly don't conform, they conform to what their alt group identity encapsulates.
How can one feel fulfilled in a relationship if almost virtually every woman reacts like this when talking to them about things you like? I might go gay at this point
Women aren't for talking to, that's what bros are for. You have to listen to a woman blabber on about whatever she wants and in exchange she allows you access to her holes, just the way it works.
>thinking a woman is your equal in ANY respect and not just a being you cum inside so you may have offspring and tolerate by feeding her and giving her toys like a domestic pet which women pretty much are
I do not hate them but that is their nature and for 2000 years they were very happy with that arrangement until they got cellphones and access to israelite propaganda 24/7.
Women aren't for talking to, that's what bros are for. You have to listen to a woman blabber on about whatever she wants and in exchange she allows you access to her holes, just the way it works.
>thinking a woman is your equal in ANY respect and not just a being you cum inside so you may have offspring and tolerate by feeding her and giving her toys like a domestic pet which women pretty much are
I do not hate them but that is their nature and for 2000 years they were very happy with that arrangement until they got cellphones and access to israelite propaganda 24/7.
My girlfriend loves listening to me talk about games and will always watch me play vidya and even plays games of her own. Yesterday she was playing age of empires 2. We even watch the game awards together every year. Surrounding yourself with doomer mentality is not the way to live when there are good women out there. Have hope bros. It happened to me.
>How can one feel fulfilled in a relationship if almost virtually every woman reacts like this when talking to them about things you like?
Well it's pretty easy because they don't, unless "things you like" are all about like, violent rape or something. You are being deliberately lied to about what the average woman is like. People on Cinemaphile do not have an interest in presenting a realistic view of the world to you. Many of them are being paid to foster division in America. You having a wildly distorted of what women are like based on the same 6 twitter screencaps being reposted for the past decade is the point, it's not an accident.
empirically and unfathomably based. He btfo'd that ugly roast without even a minuscule of buffer to register her moronery and continued passionately describing ff7
Fricking egghead. I hate it when homosexual directors are like >if I hang out with chad actors and take pictures together I can be a chad too
Pic related.
pic related perfectly captivates what you're saying.Dude on the right is Hideo Kojima.He doesn't even smoke.He is considered a weirdo even by Japanese standards and wishes he was a cool White
I don't know if it was really you anon but I do remember, it was based. And I actually believed that for a while... probably until the FF7 interview bit lmao
the first time i read that headline i honestly cried, was depressed for maybe a month. i still feel really sad thinking about it. someone on this planet got to lick her sweaty pits and i'll never even come close
It really is totally different for them, women get so besieged with compliments they complain about it whereas we live off of the smallest gestures of kindness for years if need be.
>the thousand wiener stare
As if a woman this attractive is an actual dyke and not someone using it for woke points while she sucks miles of dick in private.
why was I born capable of feeling desires I will never be able to fulfil? do i exist just to suffer? to who's benefit? am i in the matrix and my tears are harvested as some energy source?
You're the one making yourself feel desire for some rich degenerate dyke when you could be socializing with actual attainable and better women, anon. Grow up and get a grip.
it's perfectly proportioned with gorgeous soulful green eyes, a cute nose, cute ears, chiseled yet soft
also attraction is subjective
all these women Cinemaphile cooms about make me feel nothing
>you could be socializing with actual attainable and better women
Women these days all have impossible standards. You don't talk to them unless they approach you first, otherwise is a losing game. They'll play with you like a fiddle, waiting for a better alternative. Such places where you are supposed to meet women are filled with attention prostitutes dressing provocatively in hopes of getting free drinks or sex with chad, and non-chads and normies getting their hopes crushed when they realize even the most "mid" woman there won't even look at them. Don't even get me started on dating apps. If you know where to find a good woman in a western country that hasn't sucked a thousand wieners before she's 20 please let me know
are you me? the realization that I will never be together with her fricks me up so much mentally I need to hide it deep in depth of my mind or else I start crying and get drunk until I pass out in bed
im really jealous about the kstew pit licking because i know he *knows* kstew is known for her perfect feet so im totally positive he was all over those things and just didnt want to say it because maybe its a little too weird to say in an interview even for him
I'll always remember the story where he got so bored he took his stalker out to dinner and intentionally complained and whined about everything to help break his stalker out of their obsession with him, and it worked, she stopped following him after that night.
>plays Batman instead of Bond
I understand that Batman is probably the most dignified capeshit role but man for today's standards, he'd be the best Bond available. You can believe he'd nail a different woman every day.
>He attended Tower House School, from which, aged 12, he was expelled for shoplifting adult magazines at a post office shop and selling them later to his male classmates.[9]
we burnt dvds with porn and playstation cracked games.
also taught others how to do the chipping themselves.
it was a glorious time.
oh you need the new scrubs season full ?
let me just leave my pc on for the night , it should be ready by tomorrow.
I was one of the first at school to get access to the internet, so i would get home early, print porn off the internet, and then trade pics for snacks.
I did this once, me and my friend broke in some semi abandoned home for lulz, when we entered one room was filled to the brim with pornmags, we took bunch of them and brought them tomorrow to school, we were known as the "porn bros" for some time after
Friday, December 8th. The tweets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the bots. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. 2 years of twitlonger have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big timeline. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that reply hits the character limit, it's not just a call- it's a warning. To them. Fear is a tool.
>Voice director Michael Sinterniklaas initially had his doubts (“When Pattinson’s name came up,” Sinterniklaas said, “I thought he’s a fine actor but there was nothing in his body of work to indicate that he could do this crazy thing”), but Pattinson was quick to dispel them. “When he came to our studio in L.A.,” Sinterniklaas said, “he was like ‘OK, I’ve been thinking about this role and I recorded some stuff. Do you want to hear it?’ And he whips out his iPhone and plays some stuff that he’s just been doing in the Memos app and it was already the voice. I was like, ‘Oh, bingo, you’ve already got the character.”
The dubbed version of Boy and the Heron is reportedly doing better in the U.S. than the subbed one. When has this man ever lost?
>For a few scenes in The Lighthouse, the Batman actor also adopted a method acting approach; his character consumes large amounts of alcohol and thus frequently passes out and even pees himself. “[I was] basically unconscious the whole time. It was crazy,” he told Esquire. “I spent so much time making myself throw up. Pissing my pants. It’s the most revolting thing. I don’t know, maybe it’s really annoying.”
>Robert Pattinson also reportedly ate mud off the ground to make himself throw up convincingly. His co-star Willem Dafoe has confirmed that Pattinson even sticks his fingers down his throat to make himself cry on demand.
>going out with a girl >everything is going great >accidentally tell her that I'm making video games >didn't hear from her after
Now I think video games are kinda childish and don't care for them. But I think I dodged a bullet, I wouldn't want to censor the real me for the sake of being with a woman.
The trick isn't to censor yourself, it's to double down. Women are naturally submissive so if they're attracted enough to a guy, they'll end up accepting what he likes and will change themselves to like it as well.
Good Time, Little Ashes, The Batman, The Lighthouse and How to Be are some of my all time favorite films. Can't wait to see the dubbed version of The Boy and the Heron, it was my favorite film of this year.
>“I’m envious of Jack Nicholson’s hair,” the 23-year-old star admitted. “He’s got that thing where your hair kind of goes up... I've always wanted that but my forehead's too big so I look really ridiculous. I'd just look like a mad professor.”
>Nobody pointing out the fact that Tifa is by no means a thief like he claims(that would be Yuffie)
pathetic how you drooling morons are pissing themselves over an actor playing the most popular jrpg of all time as a kid. this is worse than "henry cavill is literally me" homosexualry
He also didn't mention her massive, milk filled, bouncing, sloshing, mouth watering, head crushing, baby feeding, bra bursting, baby feeding (very important!!), Paizure Pleasure giving, overflowing at pregnancy, jiggly Boobies
Nobody will believe me and I won't prove it to you, but I had a relatively minor role on Game of Thrones and used to enjoy reading thirst posts about myself here.
MOVIE IDEA: Pattison and Cavil play two friends, who have been stereotypical jocks their entire lives. One time a when they are at a party the situation forces them to be involved into some boardgame thats the new hot thing at the moment and despite them being dismissive initially, they absolutely love it. This starts them of the rabbit hole and they start playing board and card games, then have entire armies painted and play tabletop rpgs and finally they attend battle recreations and LARPs.
Forget the jock thing and just make them rival nerds. Pattinson's the face and Cavill the heel. (Both use their normal accents.) They play in some kind of league and the competitive spirit gets out of hand: pranks, sabotage, etc. If Cavill wins he's going to bulldoze the comic shop and build... what's he going to build? Something awful, anyway. Pattinson is the people's champ, played with a self-effacing 90's Hugh Grant charm.
We do not ever even allude to the fact that these men are too good-looking to be nerds, in fact, the supporting cast is good-looking too. The film takes place in a heightened reality where everybody looks good and everything looks cool. But they're playing tabletop RPGs.
Vin Diesel can be in the sequel
DAMN
Forgot to screencap this before I posted so I could claim my share of the gross
Maybe I'll screencap my (You) instead, does Hollywood accept (You)s?
Simping for other men is sad
not when you're a flaming homosexual
That’s the same thing you moron. Straight men don’t dump for other men. Every sports fan out there is a raging homosexual.
Not if the other man is you
You don't know what simping means
Go back, roastie
he's my friend
true, i don't simp, i become them
says the simper of ryan gosling and robert dinero on that gay ass movie taxi
Nice try Robert I'm onto you.
>has a FF waifu debate in an interview and then doubles down to annoy the femoid co-star
This dude is beyond fricking based.
>revealing his power level so blatantly
How the frick is this guy famous. This isn't like a Cavill thing where I'd believe his "gamer" persona was manufactured. He talks like an average Cinemaphile user
Cavill in a couple of interviews dropped his spaghetti hard regarding Warhammer 40k. He's Imperialgay through and through, he just mostly doesn't talk like it.
kek link plz
https://youtube.com/shorts/IUXU6Qa4b_E?si=hLQ8EH8wSdjbBKQL
I know it might sound shocking but celebrities are people too and they can have hobbies
hi robert
bro was a normal child actor that got a break getting cast in a Harry Potter movie
probably would have had a normal career after that but then they sought him out for Twilight
Not many know that Daniel Radcliffe's mother is a casting agent and this is why he was the best among the 1000+plus kids who auditioned. While Pattinson, to the best of my knowledge, is a normal person not a nepo baby and he shone. People did notice him in HP4 and look at him now.
>Not many know that Daniel Radcliffe's mother is a casting agent and this is why he was the best among the 1000+plus kids who auditioned
Radcliffe was a perfect Harry imo
He looks the part but he's not a good actor. And he's a fun guy. Sitting on his millions doing odd roles here and there. Could've found a better looking missus but you probably can't with that much money and gold diggers abound.
>he's not a good actor
Oh please, he did a great job as Harry.
>But what about his other roles
Who cares?
yeah, i always got that impression, he has THAT phenotype of normal bloke that seeped in through luck and some good work. Playing Batman is only second to playing James Bond in terms of the biggest roles so he's definitely done good lol
Daniel Radcliffe once played Sarah Gadon's boyfriend.
Robert Pattinson once played Sarah Gadon's husband.
I love DeLillo and I love Veerhoeven, simple as
Pattinson is just a troll alt-guy who happened to become an actor. Hangs out with Death Grips, does films with the Safdie's, etc.
This, Pattinsons always been based, said that the only reason he did the twilight franchise was to play Hollywood and make bank so he could live off of that while only making arthouse flicks and vowed to never make a major Hollywood production again, which he didn't for more than a decade. Guess the well dried up and he did that batman movie but point remains.
>Guess the well dried up and he did that batman movie but point remains.
Who the frick wouldnt want to play Batman? Especially someone with nerdy tendencies like Pattison?
being rich, famous and physically good looking lets you get away with anything
They are millennial actors, this is going to be only more common as the time goes by, it's not like they are some boomer homosexuals who don't know how to use a computer, games were a big part of their childhood/twenties.
I'm just waiting for some zoomer homosexual actor to say in an intrview to witch only fans he is subsctibed to and how much money has he spent donating to vtubers this month.
>This isn't like a Cavill thing where I'd believe his "gamer" persona was manufactured
Absolutely mindbroken
It happens remember the time Eddie Redmaybe and his wife admited being furrys
he's twilight guy. he's real fricking famous.
he is 10/10 thats why he's famous
>femoid tries to make a lame 'muh sexism' remark
>he doesn't even stop talking to acknowledge it whatsoever and continues with his basedness
This guy is so fricking based, it's unreal.
I couldn't believe it when I first saw the vid. I don't think Cavill is fake but Pattinson definitely posts on Cinemaphile
>but Pattinson definitely posts on Cinemaphile
Or here.
>it's another round of Pattison starting tenet shitposting threads while doing reshoots for Mickey17
Why does he sound moronic?
he's British
>ugh women have to heal everyone
bro what the frick? what a buzzkill. I'm a leftist moron and that annoyed me.
it had been more than 20 seconds since she last spoke and wanted in on the conversation. the only way in was to spout some moronic feminist garbage since she has no idea what ff7 is
What the frick.
I love the sparkly vampire now.
zoe sucks
My wiener. Yes. How did you ever know
>completely unfazed by the b***hy woman
He's reached enlightenment.
You should watch more of their interviews together, they are constantly taking the piss with each other. She's been friends with him before the filming.
I hate women so much. Pattinson is a real human bean though
>talks about mistranslation of Aeris/Aerith
I'd believe he posts in Cinemaphile.
yeah, as another anon pointed out, it's based he doesn't give a shit about concealing his power level.
I think most males in their 30-40s played Final Fantasy.
i'm 31 and have never played a final fantasy, mario, sonic, or zelda game
yeah i'm sure nobody knows about that factoid except your le ebin secret vidya club
>uses "factoid" to sound smart
>uses it incorrectly, sounding like a moron
ironic...
>ROBERT STOP TALKING ABOUT FF7 YOU ARE SCARING THE HOES! ROBERT!
>DON'T SHOW YOUR POWER LEVEL IN FRONT OF A FEMALE ROBERT!!!!!!!!!!!
He's not aging very well.
Bong genes are unstoppable
he's almost 40, coping homie
>Zoe: me.. Me... ME... ME! START TALKING ABOUT ME
>so she has this superpower where she can heal people
>OH BECAUSE SHE'S WOMAN SHE HAS TO HEAL PEOPLE???? WHY CANT SHE HAVE THE 800lbs SWORD???
My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I
Got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window
And I can't see at all
thats hilarious
Did he atleast frick her?
Just like me when I take a girl out on a date. He's literally me fr fr
Me.
everytime i see something new about Pattinson he just becomes even more based its crazy i dont think he can get any higher
What a shame he picked Batman over Bond, I feel like he'd be an interesting literally me type of James Bond.
>Cinemaphileirgin
>likes pits
He is literally me.
>annoys her when she says UH WHY DO WE HAVE TO HEAL EVERYONE
LMAO
Love a good romance. Based romance appreciator. Still not watching the new Batman.
I dunno man, Robert Pattinson and Paul Dano are both pretty based
Shoo, Robert, shoo
It ain't me, fool!
Anon, I assure you. I am NOT Robert. It's a good movie and worth at least one watch.
lmao this clip exposes feminism for exactly what it always was
>guy starts talking about his interests and fawning over cute girls
>bitchy c**t pulls oppression card to refocus attention away from interests and cuties and onto her
why are women like this? how do we save them?
You want the harsh truthful answer? Don't give them an INCH of power beyond being housewives and homemakers. They're not birthed for any other reason but that biologically. We are still animals that adhere to natural law. Get them out of the workplace, don't give them voting rights and show them that being a wife isn't the evil concept they think but a fulfilling way of life for what they are.
Who would have thought the daughter of a famous musician would be so annoying
>famous musician
i dont think the lead singer of sevendust would be considered "famous"
Lenny Kravitz
Sevendust is awesome. But I had to speed up Superficial Drug to 1.25, I just think it sounds better.
Is this what i look like when i talk about games to women? Pretty good
It’s not really that complicated but he does explain the appeal of FF7 and the love triangle perfectly
>woman can't stand a man talking passionately about something for even half a minute without injecting herself into the conversation
Why are they like this?
They don't like feeling like they're not a part of the group. You might think "so what", but for women they NEED to conform. Even when they're Alt and supposedly don't conform, they conform to what their alt group identity encapsulates.
>ugh women have to like heal eve-
>AND TIFA IS LIKE THIS SEXY LITTLE THING
Identification with the Goose is OVER. Now RPat is literally me.
ahahaha that's awesome
that b***h looked so uncomfortable lol
What a strange accent he's developed. I'm a bong and to my ears it's like listening to a brit, irishman and gay american talk all at once.
BAHAHAHAHA! She's so uninterested in what he's talking about, like a hot girl listening to the nerd at a party describe Pokemon or some shit.
How can one feel fulfilled in a relationship if almost virtually every woman reacts like this when talking to them about things you like? I might go gay at this point
Women aren't for talking to, that's what bros are for. You have to listen to a woman blabber on about whatever she wants and in exchange she allows you access to her holes, just the way it works.
>thinking a woman is your equal in ANY respect and not just a being you cum inside so you may have offspring and tolerate by feeding her and giving her toys like a domestic pet which women pretty much are
I do not hate them but that is their nature and for 2000 years they were very happy with that arrangement until they got cellphones and access to israelite propaganda 24/7.
hello good morning sir
My girlfriend loves listening to me talk about games and will always watch me play vidya and even plays games of her own. Yesterday she was playing age of empires 2. We even watch the game awards together every year. Surrounding yourself with doomer mentality is not the way to live when there are good women out there. Have hope bros. It happened to me.
>How can one feel fulfilled in a relationship if almost virtually every woman reacts like this when talking to them about things you like?
Well it's pretty easy because they don't, unless "things you like" are all about like, violent rape or something. You are being deliberately lied to about what the average woman is like. People on Cinemaphile do not have an interest in presenting a realistic view of the world to you. Many of them are being paid to foster division in America. You having a wildly distorted of what women are like based on the same 6 twitter screencaps being reposted for the past decade is the point, it's not an accident.
I totally get that lady. The profession of healing other people on the frontline is so FOUL
Damn she hates medics.
>Frendship with troonychaser Gosling ended
>Now Pattinson is my new "literally me" guy
Gosling is a stereotypical chad, I never identified with him. Pattinson though...yeah he's based.
He is now my favorite actor
>poor women, we have to heal everyone and-
>and Tifa is like this sexy girl, who wears a short skirt
I love this man so much
Gem
>femoid can't grasp a man's pure love of archetypical life-affirming storytelling that features a man's perfect image of a female to soothe his soul.
Women are a meme, why did God do this to us?
Women are more into ffx ive noticed
>uh huh *rolls eyes*
>just continues talking about his vidya
Lmfao.
checking in
he just like me frfr
Basado
Now thast my Batman
Women like this are so basic it’s unbelievable.
he is one of the few celebs that browses
empirically and unfathomably based. He btfo'd that ugly roast without even a minuscule of buffer to register her moronery and continued passionately describing ff7
ok now definitely is /ourguy/
>Talks about both Aerith and tifa while completely ignoring Yuffie's existence.
As a fellow oldie, this made me smile.
Thank you anon.
My new personality's looking good, bros.
Good,frick her,she is giving huge b***h energy like she is about to scream ICK ICK ICK ICK UGHHHH ICKKKK
Fricking egghead. I hate it when homosexual directors are like
>if I hang out with chad actors and take pictures together I can be a chad too
Pic related.
pic related perfectly captivates what you're saying.Dude on the right is Hideo Kojima.He doesn't even smoke.He is considered a weirdo even by Japanese standards and wishes he was a cool White
You can clearly tell here that Mads and Reedus are just chilling and the other two are trying hard to look cool, posing for the picture lmao
>These actors aren't posing
Maybe they're just good at it
Maybe they're so good at it they get paid millions of dollars for it
I love him
>you will never marry Kristen Stewart and have Robert Pattinson as your best man
speak for yourself, loser. k-stew can't resist my large bulge, if you smell what im stepping in fellas
Remember when my shitpost about him fricking that ugly nigrett in the batmobile made it to the news?
do you want a prize for that
no
I don't know if it was really you anon but I do remember, it was based. And I actually believed that for a while... probably until the FF7 interview bit lmao
No I don't. What happened?
https://cosmicbook.news/robert-pattinson-zoe-kravitz-pregnant-batman-rumor
I bet Robert laughed his ass off.
Pretty good lulz
Oh, you meant the "news"
Kek damn bro ya got me. I told a few people IRL about that
he's literally me
the first time i read that headline i honestly cried, was depressed for maybe a month. i still feel really sad thinking about it. someone on this planet got to lick her sweaty pits and i'll never even come close
I just want a pretty woman to smile at me without any malice or scheme behind it. But I'm quietly accepting the idea of genetic determinism.
nah i've had that and don't care. i want kstew
i've wanted her for half my life
She's old now, dude.
i'll love her when she's 70
yeah so? we are too
I've been high for weeks off a woman's genuine smile directed at me. They really don't know the power they wield.
It really is totally different for them, women get so besieged with compliments they complain about it whereas we live off of the smallest gestures of kindness for years if need be.
that power immediately fades once you find out she really likes you and is not just simp-testing you
I don't think it would fade for me.
How frequently do pretty, scheming, malicious women smile at you that it's a thing?
not just any pits
literal perfection
>the thousand wiener stare
As if a woman this attractive is an actual dyke and not someone using it for woke points while she sucks miles of dick in private.
imagine licking her armpits as a joke, haha
why was I born capable of feeling desires I will never be able to fulfil? do i exist just to suffer? to who's benefit? am i in the matrix and my tears are harvested as some energy source?
You're the one making yourself feel desire for some rich degenerate dyke when you could be socializing with actual attainable and better women, anon. Grow up and get a grip.
>better women
literally impossible
>degenerate
where does that come from?
Look at her for frick's sake, come on.
it's perfectly proportioned with gorgeous soulful green eyes, a cute nose, cute ears, chiseled yet soft
also attraction is subjective
all these women Cinemaphile cooms about make me feel nothing
>you could be socializing with actual attainable and better women
Women these days all have impossible standards. You don't talk to them unless they approach you first, otherwise is a losing game. They'll play with you like a fiddle, waiting for a better alternative. Such places where you are supposed to meet women are filled with attention prostitutes dressing provocatively in hopes of getting free drinks or sex with chad, and non-chads and normies getting their hopes crushed when they realize even the most "mid" woman there won't even look at them. Don't even get me started on dating apps. If you know where to find a good woman in a western country that hasn't sucked a thousand wieners before she's 20 please let me know
>pits
it's a fake fetish
literally part of a study kek
what truck does she drive?
fricking really anon? you could do so much better than her
It's called love, you wouldn't get it
You've met her in person? held a conversation with her? No? Then it ain't love, just obsession
You can watch interviews and read about experiences people had meeting her and she is adorable and nice and down to earth and smart.
are you me? the realization that I will never be together with her fricks me up so much mentally I need to hide it deep in depth of my mind or else I start crying and get drunk until I pass out in bed
Touch grass immediately
armpits are actually quite acrid and disgusting tasting.
and boobs taste just like skin. There is no logical take on fetishes
you say that like it's a bad thing. I bet you're one of those foot nerds
im really jealous about the kstew pit licking because i know he *knows* kstew is known for her perfect feet so im totally positive he was all over those things and just didnt want to say it because maybe its a little too weird to say in an interview even for him
Ive done this. It makes girls up their hygiene game
I'll always remember the story where he got so bored he took his stalker out to dinner and intentionally complained and whined about everything to help break his stalker out of their obsession with him, and it worked, she stopped following him after that night.
I always called bullshit but after
i am convinced it was 100% god's honest truth lol. Talking openly and honestly about your male interests is repellent for females.
>becomes a viral meme because of how handsome he looked in a modelling video
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>plays Batman instead of Bond
I understand that Batman is probably the most dignified capeshit role but man for today's standards, he'd be the best Bond available. You can believe he'd nail a different woman every day.
Imagine how good his face would look like on my face bros. He wouldn't miss it, I would just wear it for a little while just to get a taste.
Josh Safdie posts on Cinemaphile. He directed Rob on Good Time.
>Pattinson could be in this thread right now
Frick you Robert
could be in this thread he thought, I HATE ROBERT PATTINSONS
>He attended Tower House School, from which, aged 12, he was expelled for shoplifting adult magazines at a post office shop and selling them later to his male classmates.[9]
we burnt dvds with porn and playstation cracked games.
also taught others how to do the chipping themselves.
it was a glorious time.
oh you need the new scrubs season full ?
let me just leave my pc on for the night , it should be ready by tomorrow.
I was one of the first at school to get access to the internet, so i would get home early, print porn off the internet, and then trade pics for snacks.
I did this once, me and my friend broke in some semi abandoned home for lulz, when we entered one room was filled to the brim with pornmags, we took bunch of them and brought them tomorrow to school, we were known as the "porn bros" for some time after
I think my favorite actors working at the moment are Robert Pattinson, Barry Keoghan and Caleb Landry Jones.
You're definitely a female
Did you watch Saltburn with Barry? What did you think, no other anons want to talk about it. It’s coming to prime on the 22nd though.
One of us
Friday, December 8th. The tweets are crowded for the holiday. Even with the bots. Hidden in the chaos is the element, waiting to strike like snakes. And I'm there too. Watching. 2 years of twitlonger have turned me into a nocturnal animal. I must choose my targets carefully. It's a big timeline. I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a signal now, for when I'm needed. When that reply hits the character limit, it's not just a call- it's a warning. To them. Fear is a tool.
Anyone else remember back in the day there was a short lived music scene of him, Marcus Foster and a load of other sad boy Bob Dylan wannabes?
I once had a pet rat callled Robert Rattinson
heh
>Voice director Michael Sinterniklaas initially had his doubts (“When Pattinson’s name came up,” Sinterniklaas said, “I thought he’s a fine actor but there was nothing in his body of work to indicate that he could do this crazy thing”), but Pattinson was quick to dispel them. “When he came to our studio in L.A.,” Sinterniklaas said, “he was like ‘OK, I’ve been thinking about this role and I recorded some stuff. Do you want to hear it?’ And he whips out his iPhone and plays some stuff that he’s just been doing in the Memos app and it was already the voice. I was like, ‘Oh, bingo, you’ve already got the character.”
The dubbed version of Boy and the Heron is reportedly doing better in the U.S. than the subbed one. When has this man ever lost?
>Michael Sinterniklaas
this guys name is santa claus
I saw the sub, I wish I could see the dub.
>Reportedly doing better in the U.S. than the subbed one.
That's mainly because Americans can't read subtitles.
Movies are dubbed in your country too, non-white.
Say it! Say yer fond of me lobster!
>For a few scenes in The Lighthouse, the Batman actor also adopted a method acting approach; his character consumes large amounts of alcohol and thus frequently passes out and even pees himself. “[I was] basically unconscious the whole time. It was crazy,” he told Esquire. “I spent so much time making myself throw up. Pissing my pants. It’s the most revolting thing. I don’t know, maybe it’s really annoying.”
>Robert Pattinson also reportedly ate mud off the ground to make himself throw up convincingly. His co-star Willem Dafoe has confirmed that Pattinson even sticks his fingers down his throat to make himself cry on demand.
Probably the only interesting actor of this generation. I really am curious to see what he's cooked up with the Oldboy director.
wrong asiatic director
He fricking sucked as Batman. And the movie was garbage as well.
Henry Cavill does the same no doubt. He says he doesn't comment, but he does.
>when I argue with haters it's cringe
>someone else does it it's based
have a nice day, you celeb worshipping cuck
>going out with a girl
>everything is going great
>accidentally tell her that I'm making video games
>didn't hear from her after
Now I think video games are kinda childish and don't care for them. But I think I dodged a bullet, I wouldn't want to censor the real me for the sake of being with a woman.
The trick isn't to censor yourself, it's to double down. Women are naturally submissive so if they're attracted enough to a guy, they'll end up accepting what he likes and will change themselves to like it as well.
Nta, but double down on what? Not hearing from her again?
He's right.
On enthusiasm. If they like you then they'll listen. If they don't then you dodged a bullet
He's right, KStew should belong to me instead
What the hell nobody told me The Don was actually insightful
>Makes a fortune doing Twilight
>Spends the rest of his career doing whatever he wants
Him and Radcliffe knew what they were doing.
Good Time, Little Ashes, The Batman, The Lighthouse and How to Be are some of my all time favorite films. Can't wait to see the dubbed version of The Boy and the Heron, it was my favorite film of this year.
was great in Metropolitan too but I was a nerd into post modern lit so maybe just for me
Kevin smith does the same thing
Does…..no one else remember when he faceposted with timestamp, way, way back? We know he shitposts here
Also hi Robert are you watching any anime seasonals this year
he's going to be a dad he doesn't have time to shitpost
If Kravitz won't sing in Batman 2. Pattinson should atleast give it a try.
wtf I love Robert Pattinson now
All actors want to be Brando. This is something Brando would do
>“I’m envious of Jack Nicholson’s hair,” the 23-year-old star admitted. “He’s got that thing where your hair kind of goes up... I've always wanted that but my forehead's too big so I look really ridiculous. I'd just look like a mad professor.”
Imagine getting BTFO'd by Robert irl
that's actually pretty lame
Don't take it to heart Robert, we are just shitposting
We're in your head, Robert.
I'm gonna tweet robert right now and ask him if he wants to go to the gym and eat at good local places
We’re sorry Robert
rob, you're waifu a shit
Frick off homosexual. your favourite game is shit
hes a truly chill guy
>Nobody pointing out the fact that Tifa is by no means a thief like he claims(that would be Yuffie)
pathetic how you drooling morons are pissing themselves over an actor playing the most popular jrpg of all time as a kid. this is worse than "henry cavill is literally me" homosexualry
He also didn't mention her massive, milk filled, bouncing, sloshing, mouth watering, head crushing, baby feeding, bra bursting, baby feeding (very important!!), Paizure Pleasure giving, overflowing at pregnancy, jiggly Boobies
>this is worse than "henry cavill is literally me" homosexualry
No, he gives us an ideal to strive towards
>Tifa is by no means a thief
She is when you give her the steal materia which apparently is something based Rob and I both do
>appletini
He was right to stay clear of that disgusting prostitute.
>I don't like to take the same road twice
Any literally Robert Pattinsons in the thread care to enlighten me on what you meant by this?
He only likes them that one time.
CARCOSSA
Hmmm, interesting. So they fricked previously?
Cast him as Leon, this is literally
>No way, gay
Material, he's perfect
Shit, It just hit me. Was Robert the one posting all the Dumbledore greentexts?
I love you, Robert. I have many webms, please enjoy it, sir
Forgot the webms, sorry, sir
Tifa... Italy...
Built for big red XII
hey guys robert pattinson here ask me anything
thoughts on the yemen situation?
what does kstew's armpit taste like?
whens dance class?
did you huff and puff kstews feet?
Robert, more webms. Enjoy it, sir
rob has class and wouldnt tolerate asian tifa
Asuka, Rei or Misato?
What does Sarah Gadon smell like?
Can you give me, like, a million dollars, bro?
>You lived long enough to see Cinemaphile do a complete 180 on both Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart since their Twilight years
Robert Pattinson is very based. He was in two movies with Sarah Gadon
Based. Pattinson is me.
Peak Batman shit.
Watching Boy and the Heron tomorrow and will enjoy it more after learning this information about him.
Why is Patterson so cool and Cavill is so cringe when they are both Cinemaphile posters?
because cavill is unironically gay. if he was painting minis while chatting about getting footjobs from vjuice it would be a different story
Because Pattinson is a JRPG chad, while Cavill is a warhammer ninny.
small hands syndrome
Nobody will believe me and I won't prove it to you, but I had a relatively minor role on Game of Thrones and used to enjoy reading thirst posts about myself here.
were you the one who made that actress uncomfortable by rubbing her c**t in that S1 scene?
are you the big tiddy hobo who stabs the bong goblin?
Got or Hotd? And if Got what season?
Bad pussy is here?
I think it’s Ros’s actress. She dated Marilyn Manson and seems crazy enough to post here.
Post season and set
>Robert Pattinson is in this thread RIGHT NOW
>implying OP isnt Robert Pattinson
He looks like a more chad version of josh hutcherson
MOVIE IDEA: Pattison and Cavil play two friends, who have been stereotypical jocks their entire lives. One time a when they are at a party the situation forces them to be involved into some boardgame thats the new hot thing at the moment and despite them being dismissive initially, they absolutely love it. This starts them of the rabbit hole and they start playing board and card games, then have entire armies painted and play tabletop rpgs and finally they attend battle recreations and LARPs.
Forget the jock thing and just make them rival nerds. Pattinson's the face and Cavill the heel. (Both use their normal accents.) They play in some kind of league and the competitive spirit gets out of hand: pranks, sabotage, etc. If Cavill wins he's going to bulldoze the comic shop and build... what's he going to build? Something awful, anyway. Pattinson is the people's champ, played with a self-effacing 90's Hugh Grant charm.
We do not ever even allude to the fact that these men are too good-looking to be nerds, in fact, the supporting cast is good-looking too. The film takes place in a heightened reality where everybody looks good and everything looks cool. But they're playing tabletop RPGs.
Vin Diesel can be in the sequel
DAMN
Forgot to screencap this before I posted so I could claim my share of the gross
Maybe I'll screencap my (You) instead, does Hollywood accept (You)s?
Co-starring Keanu Reeves as "Weeb Adams".
He has nice hair. I will have sex with him.
Are you guys ready for a Pattison kino?