Batman Beyond

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    MICHAEL KEATON IS
    TERRY MCGINNIS

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know you're shitposting but if they really were gonna cast an old man bruce. It unironicaclly would have been great to just get bale and age him up. I am not sure keaton has many more movies in him plus bale would put more butts in seats

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >bale would put more butts in seats
        Would he though?
        I'd much rather see Keaton than grumbleface

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >would he though?
          Yes. And not even close.
          Never mistake your own bias for the outside world’s view. Most viewers nowadays don’t even know who Keaton is and never watched 1989 and never will. The shoulder of Patrick Stewart in Dr Strange got millions of times more hype than Keaton’s old codger cameo in the Flash trailer, noone knows who he is or cares about him. Everyone knows the Nolan films.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Most viewers nowadays don’t even know who Keaton is and never watched 1989 and never will. The shoulder of Patrick Stewart in Dr Strange got millions of times more hype than Keaton’s old codger cameo in the Flash trailer, noone knows who he is or cares about him. Everyone knows the Nolan films.

            Top Gun 2 just made billions and was even more out of the zeitgeist. Both Top Gun 1 and the Burton Batman movies were the biggest blockbusters of their years.

            Keaton returning would've been a huge deal if it was a solo Batman movie.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Audiences care about Top Gun because Tom Cruise is the GOAT and has remained the GOAT for every year since and continues to be today in all his movies. Tom Cruise and Top Gun is popular because he’s Tom Cruise.
              Audiences do not care about generic replaceable sellout gays like Keaton who got replaced immediately. They care about Batman, noone cares or is hyped over Keaton’s sellout nostalgia shit and we’ve seen this clearly ever since the trailer had zero hype.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Top Gun made billions because it's Tom Cruise and he's an insane maniac who does all his own stunts and they were actually ballsy enough to get REAL footage of planes instead of going full CGI, something that's not possible for superhero movies.
              Same reason the new Mission Impossible is also probably going to make bank.
              Also, like

              Audiences care about Top Gun because Tom Cruise is the GOAT and has remained the GOAT for every year since and continues to be today in all his movies. Tom Cruise and Top Gun is popular because he’s Tom Cruise.
              Audiences do not care about generic replaceable sellout gays like Keaton who got replaced immediately. They care about Batman, noone cares or is hyped over Keaton’s sellout nostalgia shit and we’ve seen this clearly ever since the trailer had zero hype.

              said, Keaton doesn't have "movie star draw" anymore like Cruise does. If he's not playing Batman no one cares about him. No one went to see Spiderman Homecoming because they saw him as Vulture and were like "whoa, dude, Michael Keaton is playing Vulture, I GOTTA see this!"

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No one went to see Spiderman Homecoming because they saw him as Vulture and were like "whoa, dude, Michael Keaton is playing Vulture, I GOTTA see this!"

                Yes they did. Especially after Birdman. Loser

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                No they didn't moron. Lmao the celebrity-worship cope, noone cares about troony cuckton but you

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >coper claiming anyone else is coping
                lol

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can show you dozens of people who went to see Multiverse of Madness simply just for the rumor alone that Tom Cruise was Iron Man
                You cannot post proof of a single person other than 500ib manchildren like yourself that went to see Homecoming because "le omg muh literally-who Michael Keaton!"

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Keaton returning would've been a huge deal if it was a solo Batman movie.

              He is returning as Beetlejuice next year though, which is kind of a big deal. In fact all the still alive members of the cast, and by mean the actors not the characters, will reprise their roles.

              he has "an image" and its the whoole basis of his career
              he doenst act, hoesnt know how to act, he just plays himself in every movie so he need his own image clean so he can keep doing movies with the same character (himself)

              >he doenst act, hoesnt know how to act,
              Yes he does, otherwise he wouldn't have been a successful wrestler in the first place. And the reason he acts the goof in every movie is because that's what the audience expects of him. He CAN act and did so in a few movies (that one Hercules movie comes to mind, I only realized it was him when he cracked a dumb joke around the end of the movie) - and to no surprise, those movies are not successful because it leaves the audience disappointed. He got typecast, and he makes hundreds of millions of dollars acting the goof, so he just can't do a thing about it.

              Same way how Schwarzenegger couldn't break out of being an action movie star even after making movies where he gets pregnant with the child of Danny DeVito; and how he has to hire speech trainers to re-learn his old austrian accent that he lost, because people expect him to have the dumb accent.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He is returning as Beetlejuice next year though, which is kind of a big deal. In fact all the still alive members of the cast, and by mean the actors not the characters, will reprise their roles.

                Including Lydia's father?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He is returning as Beetlejuice next year though, which is kind of a big deal. In fact all the still alive members of the cast, and by mean the actors not the characters, will reprise their roles.

                Including Lydia's father?

                I was wondering about Alec Baldwin

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes he does, otherwise he wouldn't have been a successful wrestler in the first place.
                Do you know just how many all-time legends in the industry have mic skills that aren't even at the level of
                >I'M GONNA... UH... BEAT YOU... AT SUMMER SLAM!!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bale has too much pride and integrity to return without Nolan in the director's seat
        He's not in want or need of a money truck

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >integrity
          Thor 4 says otherwise

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >First Shazam does modestly well for it's budget.
    >For some reason decide that's it's spinoff, Black Adam needs a budget so big it needs to do BETTER than Shazam to even break even.
    No idea why they are this stupid, OP.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, I have to imagine the Rock was the one responsible for most of that debacle. Not that this really makes WB look any better, mind you.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was Geoff Johns, but not for the reasons most people think

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          go on

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Johns wanted curse of Shazam as the basis for the first movie, the rock wouldn't play second fiddle to Mark Strong so Johns offered the Rock his own movie, black Adam was supposed to be the main bad of the suicide squad, then his own movie and then to appear in Shazam 2, scheduling issues fricked up with the plan, Johns was gone so nobody managed to give convincing arguments to keep black Adam tied to Shazam, the rock tried to use the power vacuum to get a bigger piece of the cake and rally snydergays behind him by bringing Cavill, without Johns Shazam 2 was directionless and nobody could tardwrangle Dwayne, Black Adam got stock with ideas Johns wanted based on his run the run that The Rock liked back in 2007, but without Johns to make them work with a new version of the character or how to reconcile the movie friendly Shazam with JSA era black Adam. The idea of giving Black Adam his own movie wasn't bad, it kept a big name attached to the character, Johns is to blame but it wasn't incompetence, greed, of getting drunk with power, it was just things not working out the way they were planned because the guy with the plan was kicked out of the company.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              christ almighty lets just hope the new slate is a bit less of a clusterfrick of whatever that is plus I don't even know how anyone ever thought it was a good idea to divorce shazam's opposite from him

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >scheduling issues fricked up with the plan, Johns was gone
              Ok so it's sounding like it wasn't actually Johns' fault then and you only worded it that way for clickbait reasons

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Clickbait
                It's on him for splitting the movies, something that only happened because he wanted curse of Shazam to be adapted and black Adam ended up being a Frankenstein monster of really old scripts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like the comics people got Superhero fatigue so they moved onto Anti-heros.
      (No one tell the suits after Anti-hero fatigue in comics people dropped comics entirely)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        but the biggest complaint around DC is they want a good boy superman

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just like the comics people got Superhero fatigue so they moved onto Anti-heros

        Actually capeshit completely died out in the 1950s before returning in the 60s

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just like the comics people got Superhero fatigue so they moved onto Anti-heros

        Actually capeshit completely died out in the 1950s before returning in the 60s

        its actually just generic movie fatigue. If these films were actually good no one would be tired

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black Adam was fully due to The Rock owning a production company and they were the reason it was higher budget. The Rock also tried to make Black Adam not an anti-hero saying it would only hurt the film.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is he such a gay?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironic mommy issues
          Every single thing he is doing is a failed attempt to get his mommy to be proud of him.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          he has "an image" and its the whoole basis of his career
          he doenst act, hoesnt know how to act, he just plays himself in every movie so he need his own image clean so he can keep doing movies with the same character (himself)

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >(himself)
            *himself but as a flawless hero

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who could play her?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zendaya

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I can't stand seeing that ugly ass b***h everywhere. Her and her boyfriend. Zendaya is the biggest example of a 4/10 being worshipped by everyone but now is a celebrity. She's fricking ugly.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, her white people features are so ugly

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skai Jackson

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a DC fan turned hater I'm just laughing at the train-wreck.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what was your turning point? Got hope for the new slate in 2025?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black Adam.

        Ain't defending shit anymore.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Black Adam and Gotham Knights flopped on the same day
          I can see why

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Don't need to see DC butcher Batman Beyond.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, they would've made Terry Asian

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well for Terry and Dana, they can be both Asian.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're right, it would have been very stupid to do Batman Beyond in 2023 Gotham and not Neo Gotham.

    Keaton is nothing like old Bruce in that, he's in fact spry for his age and not grumpy

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Companies no longer make decisions for long term success. They are controlled by shareholders who literally demand immediate payouts.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Get rid of the Rock
    >Get rid of Cavill
    >Keep Ezra

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      he will win in the end regardless

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      blackmail is a pretty powerful tool

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        what does ezra have on him?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      guess who is the israelite

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE DID IT REDDIT

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kevin Conroy would have been a perfect Old Bruce
    too late now

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well at least we have the new animated Batman Beyond movie coming up.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait really? no lies

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not a lie, it’s the truth.
        >Cause it’s going to inspired by the Spider Verse dimension.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cause it’s going to inspired by the Spider Verse dimension.
          frick
          fricking hollywood, frickthem
          i liked the spiderverse but you alredy fricked up your own movie making it a soules copy of an existent (and currently running) movie series

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's so gay. It should just look like a higher budget version of the cartoon.

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shame DC can only make batman movies

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So let me get this straight,
    DC will only make the movies I want to see and would pay for if everybody goes to see the movies no one wants to see get seen

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't even going to be set in future/cyberpunk times. No one was gonna say schway.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No one was gonna say schway.
      Then what in the frick would be the point?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        In all probability, setting up another tax write off

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    We dodged a bullet.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plan a sequel for a movie were the guy who is supposed to play the mentor dies

    The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world that he did not exist. You were all too busy with Disney to realize how soulles Warner actually is.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are people collectively forgetting that they said THIS EXACT THING with JL? they're just trying to fish up fake interest for a movie that they were never going make lmao

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would've been weird since Keaton was already gonna mentor Batgirl

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good, Batman Beyond is a fricking lame edge lord take on Batman's future. "Wow what if Batman was cyberpunk" what a cool idea that totally isn't the gayest science fiction trope.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Gunn. If it isn't too much trouble, would you mind describing the taste of Ezra Miller's prolapsed bussy to the thread?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Possibility for a good Batman Beyond movie died with Conroy. He was the only man I would have accepted as Old Man Bruce.

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