Beast roahld dahl film?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

    Dahl himself hated almost all the films, I believe the only one he actively liked was the animated BFG.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Witches

      Also very good

      I actually like the Danny DeVito Matilda a lot, DeVito has a similar dark humor to his films like Dahl's books, so it works, and Pam Ferris was 100% perfect as Ms. Trunchbull, perfect casting up there with Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka, absolutely defines the role and nobody else will be able to top her.

      Overrated imo, the book too

      Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

      Ian Fleming and Roald Dahl met during WWII when they both worked for British Military Intelligence. James Bond was based on several different operatives that Fleming knew, and Bond probably got his pussy hound tendencies from Dahl.

      >Ian Fleming and Roald Dahl met during WWII when they both worked for British Military Intelligence. James Bond was based on several different operatives that Fleming knew, and Bond probably got his pussy hound tendencies from Dahl.
      Didn't know that cool

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is this absolute bullshit? Show me one good looking person who has been ruined by muh ugly thoughts

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amber Heard, AOC

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        both are still hot
        Show me one person who is the opposite.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The shrinking girl from Gen V.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amber Heard is a psycho but she is objectively hot as frick.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          why do people keep saying this? she looks like a painting that got rained on and she has two massive dinnerplates for eyes and a big forehead
          she is objectively painful to look at

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            She had a really sexy outfit in Aquaman
            Probably the last true female sex appeal in mainstream American cinema, I think they are using a similar outfit for the sequel but she will be getting pushed to the background anyway

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah 15 years ago maybe dumb frick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >AOC
        >that nose
        >good looking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just look at any chick covered in layers of makeup

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my brother in christ you're autistic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ted bundy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here you go

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's the thing, men do it to with other men (thoud it's called connections) and sometimes even in families.
        It's a typical use people to get ahead in life but the thing is only superficial people can do it. If you are not superficial you can't do it even if you tried.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >men do it to with other men (thoud it's called connections)
          Yeah no that isn't the same thing as using sexual attraction/"love".

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        good point
        this b***h would be a solid 9 if she was smiling and cheerful
        she looks like a shrill shrew harridan because of the hate

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          > solid 9
          come on now look at those ultra bogged lips and cheekbones, she looks like she got stung by a bee, her lips are so fricked up I get some sort of uncanny valley effect looking at her speak
          I know the standards are incredibly low in muttland and at least she's white and not obese but she's a 7 at the absolute best

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm english, you schizophrenic moron
            pointy elbows

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah, say no more. Yes, that's a 10 in bongland

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take out your gum before making a video like this you dumb prostitute.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The way her lips fly about is fricking disgusting.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Least narcissistic zoomer

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Why does MGTOW exist?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Woman are so alpha and I'm tired of pretending their not. This is some random tiktok nobody and Tate and all those dorks are nowhere close to her level.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I ain't gonna marry ever

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anya taylor joy and Kelly Mcginnis.
      Thou It makes sense given what they probably went throu

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What they went trough?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suspicion
      The Swan
      Fantastic Mr.Fox

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Swan
        Overlooked classic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      All israeli people. Their evil corrupts them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uggo detected

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literal millions of people who have shitted up their body with tattoos, piercings, hair dye, drugs, fatness, etc.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, being ugly in a lot of cases is caused by bad thoughts that prohibit one from doing the right thing. I don't know why this is a mystery to you

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I mean

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You Only Live Twice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

      Ian Fleming and Roald Dahl met during WWII when they both worked for British Military Intelligence. James Bond was based on several different operatives that Fleming knew, and Bond probably got his pussy hound tendencies from Dahl.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, Dahl was a honeypot spy during WW2, his job was to seduce the wives of important people to get key info. He was a tall, handsome fighter pilot so had ladies throwing themselves at him.

        The guy had an insane life but paid for it. Had one daughter die when her pram was hit by a car, had another daughter with lifelong mental illness, made worse by Dahl's experiences in a military hospital causing him not to trust psychiatry and instead insist only on drugs for her. The injury he got when his plane crashed also was eventually what killed him

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          real life bond damn

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The killing people part of Bond might have come from Sir Christopher Lee, who was apparently some kind of commando.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Some theorize that the brain damage he received from the accident may have contributed to his creativity.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          damn

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like the Danny DeVito Matilda a lot, DeVito has a similar dark humor to his films like Dahl's books, so it works, and Pam Ferris was 100% perfect as Ms. Trunchbull, perfect casting up there with Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka, absolutely defines the role and nobody else will be able to top her.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The problem with Devito's Matilda is that it over-emphasises the powers aspect and loses a lot of the message behind a monster of a woman being beaten by a few words. In the book, the powers are a very minor focus and it's more about an extremely smart girl surrounded by mostly terrible adults.

      The Trunchbull casting will never be topped though.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if someone is ugly and because of that he/she is rejected and start having bad thoughts?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they go online

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They usually wind up here posting chudjak greentexts in every thread

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          either that or SJW tumblr twitter trash

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They usually wind up here posting chudjak greentexts in every thread

        Litetally me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They get uglier

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you are a man, you just deal with it
      if you are a woman, you get into positions of power and project your jealousy onto society and ruin it for everyone else

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adaptation when

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The movie with Kevin Spacey? Consenting Adults

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts precede decisions and actions taken so what Dahl said rings true. Ugly thoughts leading down a dark path that takes a toll. Even stress impacts physiology. 100% proven.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like this version

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >me before TND and TKD
      >me after TND and TKD

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The old timey about rosties is great too

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >One of his more famous adult stories, "The Smoker", also known as "Man from the South", was filmed twice as both 1960 and 1985 episodes of Alfred Hitchwiener Presents, filmed as a 1979 episode of Tales of the Unexpected, and also adapted into Quentin Tarantino's segment of the film Four Rooms (1995).[107] This oft-anthologised classic concerns a man in Jamaica who wagers with visitors in an attempt to claim the fingers from their hands. The original 1960 version in the Hitchwiener series stars Steve McQueen and Peter Lorre.[107]

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Source: trust me bro!

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    based Dahl, physiognomy is real

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/XLhl76R.jpg

      In the case of physiognomy, I believe the face is not a symptom of ugly thoughts, but vice versa. Their appearance dictates their behavior. Look to the black man, or the israelite, or any race. Their genetics come first and then the ugly thoughts second.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was also antisemitic.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"they killed 22,000 civilians when they bombed Beirut. It was very much hushed up in the newspapers because they are primarily israeli-owned. I'm certainly anti-Israeli and I've become antisemitic in as much as that you get a israeli person in another country like England strongly supporting Zionism. I think they should see both sides. It's the same old thing: we all know about israelites and the rest of it. There aren't any non-israeli publishers anywhere, they control the media—jolly clever thing to do—that's why the president of the United States has to sell all this stuff to Israel."

    What did he mean by this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roald was right about everything.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know but I always liked rikki tikki tavi.

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