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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peak male physique.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      THATSH WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID TREBEK

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        My mother is a classy woman and she knows quality.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now THAT'S a man.

      Connery is the chad Bond. Contrarian Dalton gays can’t handle this truth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Connery is the alpha bond, Dalton is sigma.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          guess that makes craig a beta b***h troony

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Craig would beat all of them up with the possible exception of Connery.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Craig would beat all of them off with the possible exception of Connery.

              FTFY

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The thousand dick stare

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >most developed physique
                >most complex fight choreography
                >real weapons training
                >actually does most of his own stunts
                He'd beat them off and then beat them for real, nuff said

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He'd beat them off and then swallow them for real, nuff said
                what did he mean by this?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I meant he approached his role with bigger balls than any of the rest on account of not being a glorified model with a doughy dad bod.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I meant he approached his role with bigger balls than any of the rest on account of not being a glorified model with a doughy dad bod.

                He's a homosexual with a paper thin physique he's completely shedded now.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a homosexual was less b***hmade about doing his stunts than an army veteran
                Straight out of Ripley's believe it or not

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that haircut
                what the frick is he thinking

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dalton would shoot him in the face like a professional government assassin and not fist fight him like a discount Jason Bourne.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesnt know lazenby's background
              ngmi

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moore is my favorite but YOLT is my favorite Bond movie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dalton > Craig > whatever

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Craig
          >Bond

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Correct

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't like him one bit with the shit he's down up until now but I'll admit those late 00's year were such a great time. I like CR and QoS just fine and can accept them as an alternate universe Bond but Skyfall is when things went to hell and inexcusable. He should have remained James Bourne, not tried to be James Bond which he isn't. The late 00's were indeed VERY SOVL, that much is true. God, I want to go back.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Once the boomer/gen-xer writers who are in charge of "millenial writing" die off there will be a return to form.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dalton >
          That’s all you got right

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most of the board agreed with me 10 years ago

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Eh, I wouldn't say people thought he was anywhere near the greatest. The landscape was completely different then. Things were better. We were more tolerant and forgiving. The mask has come off and you see shit you either refused to see or couldn't.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do we go from this…

      Now THAT'S a man.

      Bond is cool but he's a shit role model for men
      >no defining principles or philosophy
      >no goals or vision for the world beyond the status quo
      >does whatever his woman boss tells him to, contents himself with a glib remark at her expense
      >doesn't ever contemplate the broader implications of what he's doing beyond what it means for britain
      >not even interested in the average british citizen, only global force projection
      >not even particularly interested in england as an institution, not an explicit monarchist which would be more interesting
      >not even a full on mercenary either, never keeps any money or valuables for himself, which would be more interesting
      >instead he's the attack dog who comes for you if you steal, not even because he feels strongly about it
      >despite being on paper the model employee he still acts like a rebellious teenager with his superiors
      >not married, no children
      >only pride he takes in life is being good at his job and having good taste in liquor and suits
      brings us to 2024
      >now riding backseat to a black woman because the british hegemony he struggled and fought to enforce has betrayed its own citizens, in their own country, with his explicit consent and material support
      Just kill him off already and be done with it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never really saw him as a role model. He's just a cool dude who likes to get shit done.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you week it that he was killed by those Israelie rockets

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >does whatever his woman boss tells him to
        moron he didn’t get a woman boss until 1995

        Am I supposed to know which one this is? He's flipping a light switch. Is it Thunderball? Because that's the best one.

        yes you are supposed to know

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dalton defies all this and is the best Bond. He's the most human and fully realized, not a caricature charming as the others are.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but but muh book bond
          it’s a different medium. book bond had to be exaggerated for the big screen. ian fleming thought the movie scripts were shit but approved of sean connery as james bond

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            True but he was still the best for me.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not a role model, he's the male completely free from the shackles of morality and free to do as he pleases with beautiful women, carte blanche from the government and constant adventure and tension. He's a male fantasy, not a role model although he can be taken as such in positive ways.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No wonder boomers loved him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >learns that his partner was killed
        >5 minutes later he's busy fricking the person responsible for it
        Kek 0 fricks given

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what made Connery's Bond the most popular pop culture figure back then, people back then had never seen such a rogue and uncaring main character. it was fricking unheard of.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Weren't most of Humphrey Bogart's characters like this?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            lmao you literally made this up

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nope. I can attest by personal experience with relatives who saw those movies. It was like discovering fire back then, it was revolutionary stuff.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That archetype comes and goes. You could find him in Julian Sorel, but obviously different enough to fit what was acceptable to a more moral people. I imagine after being absent for a long period it would shock and excite people though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's basically an ambitious murderer that the government happened to weaponize. He would've been a thug or a soldier if he didn't make it as a spy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't say he's a role model but he is, as someone else pointed out, an epitome of the pagan sprit of playful masculinity. And while you don't have to buy into the entire Bond persona, I think there are Bond attributes which are desirable; be unafraid, have confidence in yourself, take pleasure in the challenge, let go of the modern neurosis and shyness and fear and self-loathing.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bing bang bawds!
        Wham bam islands!
        Pew pew evil dudes!
        WHAT THE FFFRICK ARE GOING ON ABOUT

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not supposed to be a role model for a family man, just a power fantasy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i need my movie characters to be my father

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        people shouldn't have fake role models, that's how people go roid crazy trying to be like comicbook superheroes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>no defining principles or philosophy
        'ate forruns, unless they're fit birds. simple as.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a shit role model
        >needing a role model
        I never wanted or needed a role model. I never understood people that have role models. Worshiping someone, especially a man is gay.

        Just take parts and attributes you like from everyone and learn how to be a decent person.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He has shagged thousands of women.

        QED: You're a gay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The movies solve this issue by making Bond's antagonists so obviously cartoonishly evil that we tend to root for Bond to take them down even if we feel that Bond himself is morally questionable. If the movies were about Bond hunting down investigative journalists who threaten to expose MI6 corruption, or something like that, most people would not be drawn to him no matter how suave he was or how many women he bedded.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fleming Bond has a fairly decent set of morals including a distaste for killing in cold blood. I wonder how the books’ kill count compares to the movies?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        dyel?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          OP's pic? yes

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was a different time.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            hair on chest is disgusting

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who shaves their chest hair?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The most important thing for attractiveness is that your body ISNT ugly, it doesn’t have to be actively attractive if you have a good face

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing wrong with being homosexual, anon. I hope you will come to terms with your sexuality.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go molest kids, you gay.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bond is supposed to be a middle aged man who drinks and smokes heavily. He's a massive gigachad because he's suave and dangerous, not because he's a roided out gym bro.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do we go from this…

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      to this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tribe of people from the Middle East.

        [...]
        Connery is the chad Bond. Contrarian Dalton gays can’t handle this truth

        Connery is the alpha bond, Dalton is sigma.

        guess that makes craig a beta b***h troony

        All of them are fricking great except Craig.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Someone tell Daniel it’s not gay for pay if he enjoys it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            you rang?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Even Craig himself doesn't like Craig Bond.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think I can guess as to what is going on with Craig. He probably realized he wasn't picked by merit but because Barbara was in love with him, this probably fricked with his ego and he wanted to tank the franchise out of spite he'd been duped and now his career changed forever when he was doing alright for himself beforehand when now he can only do Netflix slop. It's the only way his behaviour and insane obviously agitatory interviews and quote make sense. He thought he won the role because he was the best one but he'd been picked like a porn actress.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I guess his plan on tanking the franchise didn't work well enough since he had the highest grossing movies and probably the most relevant ones aside from the original Connery flicks.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I guess his plan on tanking the franchise didn't work well enough since he had the highest grossing movies and probably the most relevant ones aside from the original Connery flicks.

                His highest grossing movie was chicken feed for Marvel capeshit and no one really remembers any of his movies aside from CR MAYYBE. His last movie lost 100 million which is blacklist-worthy stuff in Hollywood. No one wants to be associated with that. Not all rosy as your zoomer fried brain sees it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >His last movie lost 100 million
                What kind of headcanon cope is this?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's moronic, they wouldn't have made the movie if it needed that much on a 250 mil budget.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                COVID ballooned the marketing and production budget.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not to mention extensive reshoots

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                they'd be lucky if the next one breaks the 700 mil ceiling tbh

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                With this style and tone and pozz? I doubt it makes fricking 200 million. If MCU capeshit is bombing then all is fair game. If they cast someone cool like Cavill or Dan Stevens and bring back Brosnan style fun and adventure with minimal pozz then maybe it can be saved. But that will never happen as long as Barbara exists.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's nothing wrong with a serious tone (in fact most actual men I know prefer that) but it will more than certainly be pozzed in some way.
                It's 2024. I can't imagine they'll do a straightforward Bond anymore.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course not but it won't be serious. It'll be like that Bullet Train/John Wick shit.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              hello barbaraschizo and craigschizo

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hello there. How you been?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        see everybody who sees him would think he's just your average bloke. but bond is british gentlemen and have some elegance

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          right. he’s just pretending to be a cuck

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hes not holding hard enough for safety

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's confident in her.

          hehehehe

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now THAT'S a man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a comedy?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's Roger Moore's thing.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's got the fuzz, cuz

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And here it is

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Am I supposed to know which one this is? He's flipping a light switch. Is it Thunderball? Because that's the best one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its diamonds are forever. you can tell from his massive fricking eyebrows that he had in that one.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    best Blofeld, book accurate and has great screen presence.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I couldnt get into him because the same actor also plays a completely different dude in YOLT

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was kino so it's okay.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        erm? he lived twice whats the prob?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          underrated

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not the Living Daylights.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my favorite bond film

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the israelites and their pansification and Black personfication of Bond. Sean is masculine Sean is life

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm no homo, but there's something about Connery's legs in those very short shorts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's envy/desire to looks like him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        same unironically
        stopped doing legs at the gym because I have way too much muscular legs
        started to menswearmaxx and get some good fitting clothes with quality materials
        let my body hair grow except the balls the shoulders and the whole ass because it feels or look like shit on me
        need to rewatch all the films it has been a while

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, he turned you into a gay!

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Connery wears a toupee in every single Bond movie including Dr. No.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    arent connery bonds outdated? I wanted to watch one but they are so fricking old
    which one is the bond with the little midget that decapitates a statue with his hat btw

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's still Piercekino.
    >Xenia, Elektra, Miranda, Jinx, Christmas
    >some of the best set pieces, one-liners, themes in the franchise
    >the most heroic and competent Bond but also the most cruel and rogue-ish
    >Christopher Lee said he's the best and closest to how ian envisioned James Bond
    >his video game legacy is unbeaten
    >he brought back Bondmania
    >best and most fun Bond since Connery
    >was the public's top choice for Bond for over a decade and a half
    >his movies ALL end with him getting the girl and fricking her after saving the world

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s one of the best Bonds, unfortunately the scripts were mostly horrible and Goldeneye saw the introduction of female M (the beginning of the end)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Judi Dench is alright though.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Judi Dench is alright though.

          No. She was the worst part of his era and what kept him from Connery status. She's the worst addition to the franchise only beaten by the WE WAZ 007 sheeboon in No Time To Dilate. What the frick are you talking about

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I hate her faaace. So old, man.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Judi Dench is alright though.

        No. She was the worst part of his era and what kept him from Connery status. She's the worst addition to the franchise only beaten by the WE WAZ 007 sheeboon in No Time To Dilate. What the frick are you talking about

        Dench is fantastic as M. Your brain is rotting.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dench is fantastic as M. Your brain is rotting.
          >generic praise agreeing with the zeitgest then insult with no elaboration.

          Hello, plebbit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dench is good as M. No one is gonna argue against your 6 hour FEMINAZI M RUINED BOND video so uncross your fursuit avatar arms.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Dench is good as M. No one is gonna argue against your 6 hour FEMINAZI M RUINED BOND video so uncross your fursuit avatar arms.

              No elaboration or reasons why. Please go eat your bugs. Also, men can be women and nothing wrong with homosexuality, right? Bugs, pods, transitions.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                She didn't hurt you anon. Meds.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >She didn't hurt you anon. Meds.

                Provide good arguments as to why she's ''good'' and not a meme and a stain on the franchise and especially Brosnan's era which was so close to being kino on the same level as Connery.

                there is only one felix leitner in the image and he's at the top left corner

                I will forever feel cucked that they didn't make Goldfinger a James/Felix buddy cop caper with Jack Lord.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Goldeneye saw the introduction of female M (the beginning of the end)

        His era was such a weird one, you had extreme pozz for the time period but also based as all hell stuff like Christmas Jones. It definitely was the beginning of the end and what lead to where we are now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought Christmas only comes once a year, heh.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Who's the gangbanger mugshot next to the actors who've played Felix Leiter?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              there is only one felix leitner in the image and he's at the top left corner

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            David Hedison is best Felix.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Not a single straw haired blond Texan among them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Living Daylights was the last film released when spies were still relevant and not computer nerds and there was still a real bad guy in the Soviets. It's the best Bond film and ends the era with License To Kill transitioning to a new age. Brosnan inherits nothing but being a generic action hero.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The 1990s were a sweet spot in history where feminists could be placated by making women authority figures and professionals in fiction but you were still allowed to make them hot

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >best and most fun Bond since Connery
      you got that right, cheers brosnanon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention that with Goldeneye, TND, and TWINE, they were able to inject character and analyze the man without grinding the movie to a screeching halt. He combined the best elements of all of the previous Bonds while making the audience believe that he can easily shift between them convincingly at the drop of a hat while still being a consistent character.

      I really enjoyed Dalton's Bond, and Brosnan's was able to translate a lot of that darkness but in a lot of ways through implication. For instance, in Goldeneye, when James and Alec are infiltrating the Soviet base, Alec kills one of the scientists there. Although Alec is the one committing the action, James knows what he just did and says nothing about it, condoning the action for the sake of England's mission.

      >Goldeneye saw the introduction of female M (the beginning of the end)

      His era was such a weird one, you had extreme pozz for the time period but also based as all hell stuff like Christmas Jones. It definitely was the beginning of the end and what lead to where we are now.

      Denise Richards is fine in terms of acting, but yeah, I don't believe that she's a nuclear physicist. TWINE doesn't take a nosedive for having her in the narrative, unlike something like Madeline in Spectre who is just shoved into the story and her and Craig's chemistry is all off.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Denise Richards is probably the worst actress ever in a Bond movie

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lee said he's the best and closest to how ian envisioned James Bond
      He also used to say "Is there any more prune juice left?"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zero good movies

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assume Brosnan fans played Goldeneye 64 and like Sean Bean and there's nothing wrong with that.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pierce was tall, handsome, suave, and his movies are stupid fun, invisible cars and laser watches, that stupid bullshit IS Bond.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't call it stupid bullshit, i'd call it sincere and first and foremost HUMAN. I abhor death and misery, I want fun and joy, make media that make people believe in the myth of life, in the myth of man, in the myth of fighting for something, making them love being alive. That's what the Bond movies are and why they will always be popular. Craig was demoralization propaganda.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bond is literally a professional killer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Different strokes for different folks. I prefer more grounded/realistic escapism because it's easier for me to immerse myself in it.
          As soon as Bond is fighting on a makeshift Death Star, it's nothing more than fleeting entertainment to me.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's pretty silly on the surface, but it always bothered me in the Craig movies how little of that goofiness was there. The Skyfall bit about his tiny radio and the crack he makes about it always kind of bugged me because it feels so stupid to even give him an obvious tiny radio when the gadget element was basically nonexistent. Just put a radio in his suit cuffs or something but instead it's trying to be more gritty and realistic but then he's given this ridiculous tiny radio anyone would've confiscated off of him because of its clear purpose.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was someone who had only ever seen Goldfinger, Bits and pieces of Casino Royale and all the the Brosnan era of Bonds and thats it and I watched all of them in December. Here's how I rank them as a first time watcher for almost all of them:
    >1. On Her Majestys Secret Service
    >2. Goldfinger
    >3. Goldeneye
    >4. The Spy Who Loved Me
    >5. Thunderball
    >6. From Russia With Love
    >7. Casino Royale
    >8. For Your Eyes Only
    >9. Skyfall
    >10. License to Kill
    >11. Dr. No
    >12. The Living Daylights
    >13. Tomorrow Never Dies (Nostalgic as its my first Bond)
    >14. A View to A Kill
    >15. Live and Let Die
    >16. You Only Live Twice
    >17. Moonraker (Cringe Kino)
    >18. Die Another Day (Also Cringe Kino)
    >19. The Man with the Golden Gun
    >20. Octopussy
    >21. No Time to Die
    >22. The World is Not Enough
    >23. Never Say Never Again
    >24. Spectre
    >25. Diamonds are Forever
    >26. Quantum of Solace

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't agree with most of your list but you're based for having OHMSS #1

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even though I think Lazenby's the weaskest Bond it was still that good I had to put it at number one. I wish he stayed on as I think most of his issues were just him being a rookie actor

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's my favorite Bond movie too. I would've loved a proper followup movie with Bond out for revenge instead of killing off Blofield in the first 10 minutes of DAF

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's his clone, dumbass

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also in terms of my Bond Rankings, not necessarilly counting their stories:
      >1. Brosnan (even with the shit he was given in the final two movies he made it work. It might be nostalgia but I feel he encapsulates the best parts of every other Bond actor. Even in his bad movies he really shines.)
      >2. Connery (The only reason he's not number one is that from You Only Live Twice onwards it all felt super phoned in and like he was going through the motions)
      >3. Dalton (I really liked his take on a darker Bond and apparently his is the most Fleming novel accurate)
      >4. Moore (Was Bond the longest that you can't help but associate the character with him. However he was really old by the end and it detracted from the movies from me seeing the obvious stunt doubles. To me he's also the "cheesy campy Bond" after seeing how crazy his movies got)
      >5. Daniel Craig (Kinda comes off as a dweeb most of the time. Mopey and just too silent and brooding for me)
      >6. Lazenby (Funnily enough has the best movie but he came off VERY green in that movie acting wise yet it strangely works for his movie)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>1. Brosnan (even with the shit he was given in the final two movies he made it work. It might be nostalgia but I feel he encapsulates the best parts of every other Bond actor. Even in his bad movies he really shines.)

        Pierce looks, acts, sounds the part better than all of them combined. So surreally good you'd believe he was AI generated. There's a reason all material with a generic Bond model or sillouhete is just Pierce. Look at the guy, it's uncanny how much of a James Bond he is.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          and bond brosnan was shit compared to steele brosnan. steele brosnan had way more fricking swagger

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >steele brosnan
            ?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Remington Steele, the show Brosnan was doing when he was initially considered for the role

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Remington Steele

                Looks based. Definitely will give this a watch.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Remington Steele

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>1. On Her Majestys Secret Service
      contrarian (r)eddit gay

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw her Bond is a total poof

      https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/daniel-craig-rami-malek-kiss-bond-b1933955.html

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're just insecure in your own masculinity

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you're just insecure in your own masculinity

          Whatever makes you not 41 percent, gay.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm totally straight anon, you have to believe me, look at how straight I am
            quit while you're ahead

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eva and Olga mog her t b h

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Craig had some nice girls.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love me some Olga

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Very lickable.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are Ukrainian women really this swarthy?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's prolly a israelite.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          to me its only these two

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You might be queer.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casino royale fricking sucks and I'm sick of people pretending like it doesn't. Craig has never made a good film, ever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You watch it for Eva and Mads.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. It'd be maybe 10/10 if they included Q, had Cavill or Fassbender as Bond and had a traditional gunbarrel. Aslo, recast Judi Dench.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cavill
          ehh...

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            At least he's not Daniel Craig.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't watch these films to jack off to the actors

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                your loss

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I would take Cavill right now if it meant we don't get whatever they're planning to give us next. Because you know it won't be pretty.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chad here. Casino Royale? Kino flick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. It makes Bond the Bond girl and it doesn't show Eva Green skin. It's a gay post-modern slop piece for idiots like you who say shit like 'Chad here'.,

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Non-Chad take, discredited. Millenial Gods stay winning.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          this isnt ghostbusters calling yourself a god accomplishes nothing

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fact: Casino haters saw and enjoyed Ghostbusters 2016

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              filtered

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              CR is shit, read this comic to see true kino.
              https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/James-Bond-Casino-Royale/TPB?id=133088#120

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's actually one of the better films in the franchise.
                >b-b-but
                Don't care, not reading.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't care, not reading.
                >Craig-defending zoomer
                >can't bring himself to read

                You owned yourself brutally.

                >zero good movies

                All good and fun movies for warmblooded heterosexual males. Not your thing.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >le zoomer meme
                Casino came out in 2005 which was coincidentally a great time to be alive for anyone who wasn't a total spaz.
                You can try and rewrite history but I have a very clear memory of both the time period and the effect the movie had on the franchise. Without CR, it would still be in the dumps.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                06*
                shot in 05
                Anyways, the world had not gone full moron yet, I can attest to this with certainty.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >le zoomer meme
                Casino came out in 2005 which was coincidentally a great time to be alive for anyone who wasn't a total spaz.
                You can try and rewrite history but I have a very clear memory of both the time period and the effect the movie had on the franchise. Without CR, it would still be in the dumps.

                I agree and don't mind CR or QOS even as the biggest anti-Craig gay, AT LEAST they had their own thing. Craig's era turned to shit with Skyfall and trying to nostalgia wank and make him into Sean Connery or Pierce Brosnan. If he stayed James Bourne for all his movies then no one would complain. CR and QOS are comfy pieces of media from a better time for sure. That late 00's PS3/shoegaze era.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All good and fun movies for warmblooded heterosexual males. Not your thing.
                That's what James Bond used to be.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only MI is keeping that up. Albeit more tame and team oriented but still. Paris was straight out of a classic James Bond movie and the director and Tom said Pierce's Bond movies were an influence and they liked them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                MI is a victim of how stupidly good the first one was, none other measures up.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what you're talking about, the first one was pretty cut and dry, the second one (everyone hates for whatever reasons) was full of personality and spark, you felt that everyone was at the top of their game there, it had more memorable aesthetics and it adhered to the ridiculous but great premise of an IMPOSSIBLE mission which geared you up for outlandish stories full of drama and thrills but them trying to make it serious and gritty was even more grating than with Bond. You could tell they were making a Bond flick top to bottom and it was great. The other ones feel like the same sterile movie over and over. The first and second ones were auter pieces, even 2.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what you're talking about, the first one was pretty cut and dry, the second one (everyone hates for whatever reasons) was full of personality and spark, you felt that everyone was at the top of their game there, it had more memorable aesthetics and it adhered to the ridiculous but great premise of an IMPOSSIBLE mission which geared you up for outlandish stories full of drama and thrills but them trying to make it serious and gritty was even more grating than with Bond. You could tell they were making a Bond flick top to bottom and it was great. The other ones feel like the same sterile movie over and over. The first and second ones were auter pieces, even 2.

                MI2 was the best Cruise Bond film.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If only MI continued with Cruise as a gigachad playboy spy instead of some beta male cuck who needs his team to do anything. You could tell Cruise played James Bond here pretty deliberately. Best Bond movie made since GoldenEye, tbqh. Sean Ambrose was kino as frick and their 007/006 dynamic was kino. You could tell the influence from GoldenEye from that and the car chase scene in the beginning with Tom and the girl resembling James/Xenya.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >those fricking cuts
                kino nonetheless

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                the first 2 are p much unwatchable, self serious generic hollywood action shit. only once the tone shifted to more jovial did the films get good. the majority rightly shits on the first 2 films for these reasons.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >literally an even more clinical and drab approach to the story
                >less sex appeal than the already neutered 2000s movies
                I'm good

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it showed enough
        I wouldn't have minded an R-rated cut but that has only happened once in the entire franchise

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Time to Die
    >Finds time to die

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No Time, to die, to sleep, perchance to dream

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP, sweet princes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP, sweet princes.

      English-Scottish relations have never been the same since.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a couple of absolute CADS!

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beyond me how didn't the camera explode from the KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        closest thing we have to all of them together are these wax statues

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not bad looking, though Craig and Bronsan look slightly iffy.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is exactly what I imagined

            arent connery bonds outdated? I wanted to watch one but they are so fricking old
            which one is the bond with the little midget that decapitates a statue with his hat btw

            films are old and look funny

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They all blend so well into each other, perfectly encapsulating the storyline that they're supposed to be the same guy then there's....

          the guy in the middle.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Second best Bond? Yeah, probably a good reason they put him in the middle

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember the headlines about shock horror, a blonde Bond. In the current year if the next Bond is blonde the world will implode, but for different reasons.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's just too Russian, the blonde hair is one factor, he just doesn't look interesting. If a blonde Bond like this was chosen, no one would complain. It's all about how ugly he looked and looks even more now.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This dude looks too soft for Bond

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This dude looks Russian too. Craig just has more neanderthalish features but this is ironically also more masculine.

                Watch this.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have. It's a great movie but he's not Bond in it, unless your idea of Bond is a cold blooded machine killer.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Definitely not but you can see he has that X factor, he is interesting to watch, moves very well, suave in a way in that movie, good presence and a memorable face. All good ingredients for a great Bond plus he's pure English.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If anything, it had a good soundtrack.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How did he see me?!?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have. It's a great movie but he's not Bond in it, unless your idea of Bond is a cold blooded machine killer.

                I like Dan Stevens, but him being a good Bond I'm not so sure.

                This dude looks Russian too. Craig just has more neanderthalish features but this is ironically also more masculine.

                This dude looks too soft for Bond

                He voiced an audiobook of Casino Royale so he's already played Bond in a way. Listen to this.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Definitely not but you can see he has that X factor, he is interesting to watch, moves very well, suave in a way in that movie, good presence and a memorable face. All good ingredients for a great Bond plus he's pure English.

                He has the Iraq/Afghan war veteran look, not the campy suave secret agent assassin look. Idk how tall this guy is or how much he weighs but he looks about 5'7 140 sopping wet, bond is a 6'1 - 6'3 200 guy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they stuck with the realism and the 00's aesthetic, i'd be more receptive. Imagine a James Bond (Bourne) movie going against African war lords, Islamic terrorists, hedge fund financial criminals, drug cartels (again), all of this stuff. Except they didn't tap one bit into that potential and just copied the older movies because the people at EON are creatively bankrupt.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please no more Islamic terrorist movies. They should shift into China stuff, we haven't got Asian locations in a while and those are actually interesting and nice to look at. Also suits a talk dark and handsome bond more than a lanklet imo.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Basically Universal Soldier 2014.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This dude looks Russian too. Craig just has more neanderthalish features but this is ironically also more masculine.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like Dan Stevens, but him being a good Bond I'm not so sure.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He has the acting ability and screen presence. He can also rock the black hair and blue eyes combo. The other choices have no X factor, I think Stevens has that X factor like Brosnan. You know it when you see it and he has it. Damn shame he's not a leading man at 41.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            me in police custody after trying to remove the craig statue from the bond display

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Hello, based department? You're not going to believe this.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          All those kino cheekbone chads and then theirs Craig's puffy alcoholic head. God damn

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This dude is straight up ugly. Did women really cream their front bottoms in the 60s?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a real man, not an asian woman boy.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like uggo cope.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he's not.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like some random car mechanic, not a handsome womanizer

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was the entire appeal and reason he was popular, he appealed to the vast majority who are blue collar workers and Sean was blue collar himself.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He looks masculine, yes.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. It's not 1960 anymore, this guy would be an incel today.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like all the Connery, Moore, Dalton and Brosnan movies. Everything else can get fricked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All that needs to be said.

      Bond is literally a professional killer.

      True, that's the excitement and rogue element sprinkled in among the heroics and fun. This scene perfectly examplifies this.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        man eric serra's music is so atmospheric, i really wish they kept him for the rest of brosnan's tenure (and that they let him use his og track for the tank chase scene)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          People don't want to admit it but Serra's music gave GoldenEye it's unique aesthetic and SOVL. The David Arnold movies have good tracks but they're ultimately stale and generic after a movie and certainly after two. The Serra music is so fricking catchy, it's insane. I had this stuck in my head for weeks. The cowbell, the cazoo, it's all so out there but fricking great. Pure genius. It fits the adventurous nature of the movie so well and the 90's of course. Good times before the world collapsed by the end of the 00's.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All that needs to be said.
      [...]
      True, that's the excitement and rogue element sprinkled in among the heroics and fun. This scene perfectly examplifies this.

      cmaaaaaaan.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eh okay movie, mid bond girl. Telly carries the movie I don't think Lazenby is awful but it didn't work

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is the dude who said next Bond should be a woman

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's also a homophobic, wife-beating anti-semtie, does that cancel it out?
          im not defending the woman thing but he's like 100 and they've all likely said similarly stupid crap at one point so i dont think it matters nor do i believe its even genuine to begin with

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're old men without a chip on their shoulder, they just say something for some pats on the back and to pay lip service at no cost. It's not genuine or anything to take seriously. Even Brosnan said it but in a more joking sense. Lazenby is based, end of.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              exactly.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Btw, anyone remember Blood Stone? Kino game.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually expect the upcoming IOI game to be superior to the next Bond movie on account of it being an entirely original Bond universe and having a lesser chance of being a lampooning of Bond.
      My expectations for the movie are very low.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The studio making it has a disclaimer before every game that what you're about to play has been made by queer people of color and other insane groups of people parroted by globohomosexual so you clap like a seal at them....existing and being degenerate.

        I would not hold my breath on that, anon. If movies are pozzed, video games are straight up AIDS. No point since it's going to be a separate thing, if it's not a movie tie-in then the whole point is lost. Then again, they can't repeat the lighting strike of GoldenEye n64.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cosmopolitan, lemon twist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chicken wigs. Crispy, not dry.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YOU KNOW MY NAME
    >YOU KNOW MY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

    I hate Craig's movies but they were worth the pozz just for this song alone.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brosnan looked the part, but he was also a great actor. He can really make you believe he's being shot at and is afraid to die, or when he lets the veneer down ever so slightly like when finds Paris dead and when he kills Electra

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Connery's first three Bond films are great, but he slowly lost it over the next few movies.
    Roger was always the best and most consistent Bond.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiffany Case is great

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does the carpet match the drapes?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the roof is rusty, hehehe... the basement is damp!

        [...]
        he was actually 41. though i maintain the notion that he didnt look too good in DAF (compared to his previous outings, at least)

        Him striking a pose on top of the elevator looked dashing.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TB
    >YOLT
    >OHMSS
    >DAF
    It's amazing what a massive drop in quality this movie represents.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Except DAF are so visually interesting that it spawned both Austin Powers and NOLF video games.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very nice. Deserves a good slap.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hard to believe he was only 32 here.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t believe it. That’s at least 50 years of uninterrupted chest hair growth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its really disturbing to see what alcohol, tobacco and air pollution will do to a Black person.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its really disturbing to see what alcohol, tobacco and air pollution will do to a Black person.

      he was actually 41. though i maintain the notion that he didnt look too good in DAF (compared to his previous outings, at least)

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lmao I thought this was a Trailer Park Boys thread from the thumbnail.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a Bond song

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should remaster all Brosnan's Bond Games

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agent Under Fire was the best one and it wasnt Pierce Brosnan it was Andrew Bicknell, who is the best of all Bonds

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys serious question now. Who was the best Bond Girl? For me it's Xenia Onatopp. What do you think she squatted to be able to kill a man with just her legs?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scorupco. Just a normal girl in a sea of Bond girls.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm tied between Plenty O'Toole (Lana Wood booba) from Diamonds are Forever, and Bibi Dahl (Lynn-Holly Johnson bangs) from For Your Eyes Only

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watching Steele half a year ago made it impossible to watch him as Bond. He was way too handsome and bastard'y in that show/

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