no, thank you. it was very on the nose already. just not very interesting. marilyin isn't a character in this movie. she's just a crying dim-witted victim with mommy and daddy issues. there was more to the real person than that.
i don't get this, it's a woman who's basically living a double life, one as a famed starved prostitute and the other as a down to earth daddys girl, each draining the other and living the implications of what the other does. We spend 80% of the film with Norma Jean getting the implications and trying to learn and improve while her other hunger side feasts to no end
my problem with it is that it's way too one note. the movie goes out of its way to further fabricate her lifetime trauma. there's nothing about how she was actually really funny and smarter than she looked in her private life.
women arent smart or funny anon, why would the movie lie about that
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm not even going to dignify that with an argument. I'm tryig to discuss a movie, not partake in your incel circle jerk.
2 years ago
Anonymous
jokes aside, this isnt a biopic. We don't need to see every single part of her life. Like the other guy said adding those moments would lessen the overall message and tone
>movie goes out of its way to further fabricate her lifetime trauma. there's nothing about how she was actually really funny and smarter than she looked in her private life.
i don't think scenes of marilyn being funny or adding more elements from real life would have improved the message of the film, it would just make it more accessible and convoluted the message, Norma Jean being funny wouldn't make sense in this world, neither would Marilyn
if either of them was funnier it would take from the horror of the situation and would make them more accountable for their actions instead of the psychological nightmare it actually wants to present >verification not required
2 years ago
Anonymous
jokes aside, this isnt a biopic. We don't need to see every single part of her life. Like the other guy said adding those moments would lessen the overall message and tone
fair enough. then my problem with is purely its length. that and marilyn being miscast.
2 years ago
Anonymous
looks wise I think Ana was great but they really needed to give her some accent lessons
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ana was nothing short of amazing, what's your issue with her, exactly?
2 years ago
Anonymous
the cuban accent
2 years ago
Anonymous
doesn't feel that different. what feels similar is her femininity, sensuality and vulnerability. that's what defined Marilyn's voice and presence, not her accent. you're focusing on the wrong things again.
they gave hints of how well read and how charismatic she was, but that wasn't the point of the movie. they focused on internal conflict and psychological drama. being smart or funny didn't help her to resolve her personal troubles.
>to further fabricate her lifetime trauma
Nothing fabricated about it. She was a mess and treated shabbily.
There are only two types of people who are going to say this movie is bad.
1.) Women who built the Marilyn Monroe fantasy in their head where they genuinely believe that being the most famous Hollywood harlot sexpot in the world could have only possibly been an extraordinarily happy, glamorous, and fun existence and the sexual revolution she was a part of ushering in (knowingly or unknowingly) was only and completely and entirely a good thing for society despite any and all evidence you present I. Front of them including the fact that she fricking killed herself at 36. I mean, seriously go ask some of these women, most don’t even know she killed herself.
2.) the fricking creepo simps who think they’re gonna get a blowjob from the above for defending them.
Simple as.
>he fricking killed herself at 36
There's circumstantial evidence suggestive of murder, by RFK himself or his security/handlers Monroe insisted he leave his wife for her
2 years ago
Anonymous
>circumstancial
Well it’s not like the Kennedy’s weren’t nice people or anything.
not really. it was a three hours of arty-farty bullshit about an insane woman crying, getting abortions and getting raped. the definition of style over substance. it looks good and has a great soundtrack, but doesn't really say anything meaningful. contrarians will, of course, still say it's good, no matter what. OP probably hasn't even seen the film and is just baiting.
stick to marvel flicks and leave kino to the adults
not really. it was a three hours of arty-farty bullshit about an insane woman crying, getting abortions and getting raped. the definition of style over substance. it looks good and has a great soundtrack, but doesn't really say anything meaningful. contrarians will, of course, still say it's good, no matter what. OP probably hasn't even seen the film and is just baiting.
looks more like an butthole to me. veganas don't have just void space like that when nothing is inserted. The sides are also was smoother than actual veganal walls, there are a lot of folds.
anon that tool is a standard tool used for regular doctor visits as well. It allows the physican to access the cervix in the back for swab tests and visual inspection. Yes the scene may be of an abortion but that depiction of the inside of a closed vegana is extremely unrealistic.
>veganas don't have just void space like that when nothing is inserted
they do if you're marylin monroe and you've spent more time with a wiener in there than without
Why can't people face the reality that this is probably quite close to her reality?
She did not come from a happy home, was mentally unwell and desperate to be loved and not be poor like an orphan again. It drives people to do all kinds of things.
It's still happening, Jeanette Mccurdy's story, even Britney Spears are similar.
It is, indeed. A helmer, Andrew Dominic’s style that may look after the ones that were done by Shohei Imamura pro Hiroshi Teshigawara aiming at psychological states where she may had nerve racking experiences is right on the money, but I’m bit worried that whether it gets to the general audiences or not? I say the effort itself is pretty up there, tho .
>2022, the year that normies are starting to finally realize how shit capeshit really is >The year movies are finally taking back the cinemas after a dumb political hiatus >The year Cameron finally comes back with new kino >Top Gun 2 promises a return to real movies >One of the best years for horror films in ages >All Cinemaphile wants to discuss in some boring coomer flick and a bunch of shitty tv shows
You know what frick you guys. You finally get what you claim you want and you still only eat shit. This is why nobody takes you seriously.
>Looks nothing like Monroe, Acts nothing like Monroe most of the movie plot is taken from out of the ass.
I mean yeah 10/10 amasing movie. Go frick yourself.
There are only two types of people who are going to say this movie is bad.
1.) Women who built the Marilyn Monroe fantasy in their head where they genuinely believe that being the most famous Hollywood harlot sexpot in the world could have only possibly been an extraordinarily happy, glamorous, and fun existence and the sexual revolution she was a part of ushering in (knowingly or unknowingly) was only and completely and entirely a good thing for society despite any and all evidence you present I. Front of them including the fact that she fricking killed herself at 36. I mean, seriously go ask some of these women, most don’t even know she killed herself.
2.) the fricking creepo simps who think they’re gonna get a blowjob from the above for defending them.
Simple as.
i liked it when watching it on release because i try to watch stuff blind without influence. this movie is misunderstood just like showgirls was and still is.
The Joker is relatable to loser males because it depicts the internal struggle of being a societal outcast who cannot resolve his own issues without help that he knows he will never receive. He becomes violent because living a quiet and peaceful life only benefits those who hate him.
Blonde is relatable to women because they all possess a proclivity towards self-destruction. They will spread their legs on their own volition, get an abortion to remove the child that they voluntarily conceived, and then demand unconditional sympathy that removes all personal accountability. They want to be beautiful yet also tarnish their own beauty by using drugs and becoming the victims of physical abuse.
A man torn from the golden path will tread another one by crushing the life growing from the earth. A woman's wayward impulse is to destroy herself and inspire others to destroy themselves. Marilyn Monroe was wealthy, beautiful, and famous, and despite having the means to seek self-idealization she instead chose to ruin her life and kill herself. Her story proves that women are naturally predisposed to self-destruction. A man in her position and with her means would at worst become like Dan Bilzerian.
>Blonde is relatable to women
Considering that women hate this movie, i think not. >They will spread their legs on their own volition, get an abortion to remove the child that they voluntarily conceived, and then demand unconditional sympathy that removes all personal accountability.
Oohh did somebody hurt you?
Why do you voluntarily choose to talk and act like a woman when you aren't one? What you are doing is no different than walking like you have cerebral palsy when you are perfectly physically healthy.
just skimmed through a couple scenes >brown nips >bj scene last 40 seconds and shes monologuing the whole time >no jfk rape scene like people said >no slurping bj sounds >ana talks like shes confused the whole time
>WHITEROOOOSE
>THEY ARE GOING TO FOUND IN EIGHT DIFFERENT DUMPSTER WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOUUUUUUUU
>Not showing her boob scene shortly after 🙁
Nah. Not even the vagins of the year.
I kept finding myself jerking off furiously at her continual humiliations.
Am I the baddie?
It would appear so
No.
how very israeli of you
you are toxic
It was boring as shit
Not enough explosions for you, homosexual?
no, thank you. it was very on the nose already. just not very interesting. marilyin isn't a character in this movie. she's just a crying dim-witted victim with mommy and daddy issues. there was more to the real person than that.
i don't get this, it's a woman who's basically living a double life, one as a famed starved prostitute and the other as a down to earth daddys girl, each draining the other and living the implications of what the other does. We spend 80% of the film with Norma Jean getting the implications and trying to learn and improve while her other hunger side feasts to no end
my problem with it is that it's way too one note. the movie goes out of its way to further fabricate her lifetime trauma. there's nothing about how she was actually really funny and smarter than she looked in her private life.
women arent smart or funny anon, why would the movie lie about that
I'm not even going to dignify that with an argument. I'm tryig to discuss a movie, not partake in your incel circle jerk.
jokes aside, this isnt a biopic. We don't need to see every single part of her life. Like the other guy said adding those moments would lessen the overall message and tone
>movie goes out of its way to further fabricate her lifetime trauma. there's nothing about how she was actually really funny and smarter than she looked in her private life.
i don't think scenes of marilyn being funny or adding more elements from real life would have improved the message of the film, it would just make it more accessible and convoluted the message, Norma Jean being funny wouldn't make sense in this world, neither would Marilyn
if either of them was funnier it would take from the horror of the situation and would make them more accountable for their actions instead of the psychological nightmare it actually wants to present
>verification not required
fair enough. then my problem with is purely its length. that and marilyn being miscast.
looks wise I think Ana was great but they really needed to give her some accent lessons
Ana was nothing short of amazing, what's your issue with her, exactly?
the cuban accent
doesn't feel that different. what feels similar is her femininity, sensuality and vulnerability. that's what defined Marilyn's voice and presence, not her accent. you're focusing on the wrong things again.
I agree with you, homosexual.
they gave hints of how well read and how charismatic she was, but that wasn't the point of the movie. they focused on internal conflict and psychological drama. being smart or funny didn't help her to resolve her personal troubles.
>to further fabricate her lifetime trauma
Nothing fabricated about it. She was a mess and treated shabbily.
>he fricking killed herself at 36
There's circumstantial evidence suggestive of murder, by RFK himself or his security/handlers Monroe insisted he leave his wife for her
>circumstancial
Well it’s not like the Kennedy’s weren’t nice people or anything.
stick to marvel flicks and leave kino to the adults
not really. it was a three hours of arty-farty bullshit about an insane woman crying, getting abortions and getting raped. the definition of style over substance. it looks good and has a great soundtrack, but doesn't really say anything meaningful. contrarians will, of course, still say it's good, no matter what. OP probably hasn't even seen the film and is just baiting.
absolutely filtered
Only sane post ITT.
2deep4u
What is that
her vegana, anon
looks more like an butthole to me. veganas don't have just void space like that when nothing is inserted. The sides are also was smoother than actual veganal walls, there are a lot of folds.
It's an abortion anon, they insert some clamp tube dk teh name into her vegana and suck the baby out
anon that tool is a standard tool used for regular doctor visits as well. It allows the physican to access the cervix in the back for swab tests and visual inspection. Yes the scene may be of an abortion but that depiction of the inside of a closed vegana is extremely unrealistic.
This.
Just google veganal Rugae and see for yourself.
>veganas don't have just void space like that when nothing is inserted
they do if you're marylin monroe and you've spent more time with a wiener in there than without
is that really Ana's pussy? How did they fit a camera there?
mouse with a camera helmet
i wish that was really her reproductive organ
Why can't people face the reality that this is probably quite close to her reality?
She did not come from a happy home, was mentally unwell and desperate to be loved and not be poor like an orphan again. It drives people to do all kinds of things.
It's still happening, Jeanette Mccurdy's story, even Britney Spears are similar.
Where's the sex scene compilations?
>2h 46m
why
even elvis was nearly three
my only real complaint. couldve usef a bit of trimming
tl;dr
ew ew ew
The best thing about this flick is that I realized my girlfriend looks remarkably like her but with pink nips
No one cares, you Black
I bet your nips are brown too, and that doesn't make you white.
>brown nips
disgusting
do you only see her nips twice? also they look gross
Nothing happens: the movie
It is, indeed. A helmer, Andrew Dominic’s style that may look after the ones that were done by Shohei Imamura pro Hiroshi Teshigawara aiming at psychological states where she may had nerve racking experiences is right on the money, but I’m bit worried that whether it gets to the general audiences or not? I say the effort itself is pretty up there, tho .
>2022, the year that normies are starting to finally realize how shit capeshit really is
>The year movies are finally taking back the cinemas after a dumb political hiatus
>The year Cameron finally comes back with new kino
>Top Gun 2 promises a return to real movies
>One of the best years for horror films in ages
>All Cinemaphile wants to discuss in some boring coomer flick and a bunch of shitty tv shows
You know what frick you guys. You finally get what you claim you want and you still only eat shit. This is why nobody takes you seriously.
>star child ending
bravo, Dominik.
>unironically kino
>makes the sexist actress today playing the sexiest actress back in the day absolutely unsexy
>in a NC17 movie
Fricking how?!??
>Looks nothing like Monroe, Acts nothing like Monroe most of the movie plot is taken from out of the ass.
I mean yeah 10/10 amasing movie. Go frick yourself.
There are only two types of people who are going to say this movie is bad.
1.) Women who built the Marilyn Monroe fantasy in their head where they genuinely believe that being the most famous Hollywood harlot sexpot in the world could have only possibly been an extraordinarily happy, glamorous, and fun existence and the sexual revolution she was a part of ushering in (knowingly or unknowingly) was only and completely and entirely a good thing for society despite any and all evidence you present I. Front of them including the fact that she fricking killed herself at 36. I mean, seriously go ask some of these women, most don’t even know she killed herself.
2.) the fricking creepo simps who think they’re gonna get a blowjob from the above for defending them.
Simple as.
Well all that or its just a weak movie with overacting lead.
Are you homosexuals really going to pretend to like this shit all because twitter hates it? Pathetic...
>imagine agreeing with twitter femcels and not only not sit and rethink your opinion but go on Cinemaphile to defend twitter femcels
Imagine it
i liked it when watching it on release because i try to watch stuff blind without influence. this movie is misunderstood just like showgirls was and still is.
Andrew Dominik's biggest influence is Terrence Malick. Blonde is basically a Malick film. No wonder none of the normies get it.
>Blonde is basically a Malick film
No. Clearly, no. I wish though. Would’ve been really better.
Is the entire thing 1.33:1?
mostly is 1.33, but also 1.85 and 2.35
ah, like in once upon a time in hollywood? or do they just switch it at will
they just switch it
also changes between black and white and color all the time; one shot can be widescreen technicolor and the next one b&w 4:3s
Is this like joker for femoids?
The Joker is relatable to loser males because it depicts the internal struggle of being a societal outcast who cannot resolve his own issues without help that he knows he will never receive. He becomes violent because living a quiet and peaceful life only benefits those who hate him.
Blonde is relatable to women because they all possess a proclivity towards self-destruction. They will spread their legs on their own volition, get an abortion to remove the child that they voluntarily conceived, and then demand unconditional sympathy that removes all personal accountability. They want to be beautiful yet also tarnish their own beauty by using drugs and becoming the victims of physical abuse.
A man torn from the golden path will tread another one by crushing the life growing from the earth. A woman's wayward impulse is to destroy herself and inspire others to destroy themselves. Marilyn Monroe was wealthy, beautiful, and famous, and despite having the means to seek self-idealization she instead chose to ruin her life and kill herself. Her story proves that women are naturally predisposed to self-destruction. A man in her position and with her means would at worst become like Dan Bilzerian.
>Blonde is relatable to women
Considering that women hate this movie, i think not.
>They will spread their legs on their own volition, get an abortion to remove the child that they voluntarily conceived, and then demand unconditional sympathy that removes all personal accountability.
Oohh did somebody hurt you?
Why do you voluntarily choose to talk and act like a woman when you aren't one? What you are doing is no different than walking like you have cerebral palsy when you are perfectly physically healthy.
Pearl is this years female joker
I loved Elvis and this
Not really, she cheats on her husband.
just skimmed through a couple scenes
>brown nips
>bj scene last 40 seconds and shes monologuing the whole time
>no jfk rape scene like people said
>no slurping bj sounds
>ana talks like shes confused the whole time
>talks like shes confused the whole time
that's a very good portrayal of being a woman then
Low IQ take: It's fricking boring
Midwit take: Absolute kino film of the year
High IQ take: It's fricking boring
get off tiktok and fix yourself a normal attention span
That Some Like It Hot premier scene was so fricking funny
discount Star 80