Bond, James Bond.
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What would he order to drink at the casino?
A thimble of shandy
stfu and get my sides back from orbit you son of a b***h
A shotglass of beer
Short Island Iced Tea
Martiny
Pint ,Half Pint
Vodka On The Stool
bond.rar
Isn't everyone a threat to a midget I feel like if I was with him long enough tripping over the guy would become a question of when not if.
Our response, Cinemaphile bros?
midge
Small claims court rejected his case
Has he successfully sued anyone or is he just doing this for a laff?
kek qrd? is this real?
Davis saw some of the Cinemaphile shitposts and was trying to contact Cinemaphile over cyberbulling. He still hasn't gotten any response yet.
who?
>the names Pint
>Half Pint
When I look at him it’s like I finally understand how those baby monkey torture people on YouTube feel. Something about him just fills me with visceral disgust and hatred. I just wanna pick him up by his legs and fricking dangle him out the window of a skyscraper.
If they ever make a real film version of Wild Wild West, WD should be Dr. Loveless.
>Bo.
>JimBo.
So the next Bond girl is going to be named Goblina Shortstack?
Midgets reproducing should be illegal. They are willingly and knowingly giving their offspring a crippling disability. The children don’t deserve that. Warwick is a selfish piece of human garbage
It's even worse when you remember that him and his wife have different kinds of disgusting midge disease so each child has about a 50% shot at living. They killed two kids and then KEPT FRICKING TRYING until his wife spawned their little demon abominations that survived.
Why wouldn't it work?
Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.
It'd suck being a midge.
>eat barely a third of a neutron
what do up quarks taste like?
Like cheese.
His signature Beretta pistol will be chambered in .22 Short.
Go back to leprechaun
>climbs up into DB9
>Bond, James B- ACK
Groovy!
i dont know if i'm a horrible person but midgets make me laugh uncontrollably. if a movie has a midge, i champion it over all its missdeeds because i will have moments if genuine joy when one of 'them' is on screen. i wonder if its because i liked wee man the most on jackss during my youth, its just hilarious. even OPs post, which is low effort as shit, made me happy. theyre just so damn funny
You should see if Micro Wrestling visits your city. They even beat each other up with miniature versions of typical wrestling weapons. I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital by the time it was over because my entire body hurt from laughing so hard.
double oh three and half
someone post the concentration camp image pl0x
I got something better
Now post the concentration camp pasta
I don't have it
Hey, that's hell you're walking into
Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.
Let's be honest, they didn't have to raise the gate.
Reacher, Skye Reacher.
Pleased to meet you Mr. Bond.
he'd barely reach her knees lmao. look at these legs, lord almighty
He would be good at climbing through air vents
He can hide in her handbag. Perfect stealth.
I'll always remember him as one of the extras during the pod racing scene in Episode 1
Either 007 or The 16th Doctor
James bond junior
he could play a henchman but that's already played out and would be considered offensive in 2024
-007
You were expecting someone else?
>Car ejection seat replaced with a cannon
he's actually a great actor but it would be hilarious to see him as James Bond with a black girlfriend thats normal height and he rides on the back of the scooter
Who could we possibly cast to play a spiteful imp who dreams of wiping out life on Earth?
Better than Craig. Taller too.