Bond, James Bond.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What would he order to drink at the casino?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A thimble of shandy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        stfu and get my sides back from orbit you son of a b***h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A shotglass of beer

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Short Island Iced Tea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Martiny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pint ,Half Pint

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vodka On The Stool

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bond.rar

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Isn't everyone a threat to a midget I feel like if I was with him long enough tripping over the guy would become a question of when not if.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Our response, Cinemaphile bros?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      midge

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Small claims court rejected his case

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Has he successfully sued anyone or is he just doing this for a laff?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek qrd? is this real?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Davis saw some of the Cinemaphile shitposts and was trying to contact Cinemaphile over cyberbulling. He still hasn't gotten any response yet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      who?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the names Pint
    >Half Pint

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I look at him it’s like I finally understand how those baby monkey torture people on YouTube feel. Something about him just fills me with visceral disgust and hatred. I just wanna pick him up by his legs and fricking dangle him out the window of a skyscraper.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they ever make a real film version of Wild Wild West, WD should be Dr. Loveless.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bo.
    >JimBo.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So the next Bond girl is going to be named Goblina Shortstack?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Midgets reproducing should be illegal. They are willingly and knowingly giving their offspring a crippling disability. The children don’t deserve that. Warwick is a selfish piece of human garbage

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's even worse when you remember that him and his wife have different kinds of disgusting midge disease so each child has about a 50% shot at living. They killed two kids and then KEPT FRICKING TRYING until his wife spawned their little demon abominations that survived.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why wouldn't it work?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

    It'd suck being a midge.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >eat barely a third of a neutron
      what do up quarks taste like?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Like cheese.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    His signature Beretta pistol will be chambered in .22 Short.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go back to leprechaun

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >climbs up into DB9

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Bond, James B- ACK

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Groovy!

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i dont know if i'm a horrible person but midgets make me laugh uncontrollably. if a movie has a midge, i champion it over all its missdeeds because i will have moments if genuine joy when one of 'them' is on screen. i wonder if its because i liked wee man the most on jackss during my youth, its just hilarious. even OPs post, which is low effort as shit, made me happy. theyre just so damn funny

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You should see if Micro Wrestling visits your city. They even beat each other up with miniature versions of typical wrestling weapons. I thought I was going to have to go to the hospital by the time it was over because my entire body hurt from laughing so hard.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    double oh three and half

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the concentration camp image pl0x

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I got something better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Now post the concentration camp pasta

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I don't have it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, that's hell you're walking into

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Let's be honest, they didn't have to raise the gate.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reacher, Skye Reacher.
    Pleased to meet you Mr. Bond.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he'd barely reach her knees lmao. look at these legs, lord almighty

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He would be good at climbing through air vents

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he'd barely reach her knees lmao. look at these legs, lord almighty

      He can hide in her handbag. Perfect stealth.

  22. 1 month ago
    Hammond

    I'll always remember him as one of the extras during the pod racing scene in Episode 1

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Either 007 or The 16th Doctor

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    James bond junior

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he could play a henchman but that's already played out and would be considered offensive in 2024

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    -007

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You were expecting someone else?

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Car ejection seat replaced with a cannon

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's actually a great actor but it would be hilarious to see him as James Bond with a black girlfriend thats normal height and he rides on the back of the scooter

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who could we possibly cast to play a spiteful imp who dreams of wiping out life on Earth?

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Better than Craig. Taller too.

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