Impossible, you just don't remember it. But if it is true, watch the movies in order. >Dr. No/Licence to Kill
Classic Era >Brosnan Era
Heritage years/soft-reboot >Craig era
Same thing but with Jason Bourne
I'm not gay, so I don't care. And I don't take part in gay culture, so I dont care.
My dick works great, so I don't care. And whatever influence women I'm with get from social media & culture is obliterated when I tell them to STFU, so I don't care.
Tl;dr his dick is gay, so I don't care
It's even more over to consider that people give Craig flack when, gay bars aside, he's quite the man's man. Rugged, tough and a killer. This guy has a teenage boy's voice and he's 33. He has to take TRT immediately.
Craig is what Steve McQueen would be as Bond, hard-edged and a working man charm. He wasn't the problem. The problem was the incompetent writers and directors who made him drop the McQueen approach and tried to make him quippy and "charismatic" like Connery or Brosnan. He never was the same as Quantum of Solace but he was the right Bond at the right time.
this is what ive always thought, craig was actually really great for it cause at the end of the day bonds a high tier thug. only problem was that aside from casino royale none of his scripts were any good the poor bugger.
Craig was good. Any autist whining he didn't have black hair and wasn't handsome is out of touch. The character of Bond has been mutable and changeable to massive extends since Moore. His casting in 1973 proved Bond can be different as a person while still fitting into the 'cool and awesome British secret agent'. As long as he's cool, the way he's cool doesn't matter, whether he's a blueblood gentleman with black hair or a blonde heavy. The rule of cool is why James Bond has survived for so long. I loved him in his first two movies. He was radically different but still James Bond.
Is it weird that every time I see a hyphenated last name I immediately respect that person less. I hate when couple are so entitled they feel my surname is so important I can't take yours after marriage.
I would have gone all "ITS OVER" until I saw Bullet Train and Tenet. He has the right stuff, the template is there. You just have to chip away the pieces.
Definitely no homosexual auteur like Frickyounaga or Mendes. Get some lower-end British director who's an everyman/journeyman director who's extremely competent and efficient like John Glen or Martin Campbell. The character is beyond needing big directors to get people interested. The writers are also a big problem. We definitely don't need another Purvis and Wade.
I don't think it's grooming. It just doesn't seem like it, you're telling me his hormones wouldn't just make him leave her? Plus, he's matured greatly as a result of having kids young. The age gap is questionable, no fooling, but hardly anything truly horrible.
>They have two daughters, while he is the stepfather of her two daughters from a previous marriage
they cucked bond bros..
Who knows? He's not exactly a superstar or anything and largely unknown but Bond will make him the biggest movie actor on the planet. Maybe he dumps her and realizes he's been mindfricked for the past 15 years.
That's good and why he's the new Bond. He's seasoned and experienced but the average person doesn't know him. It's why Cavill never had a shot, age aside.
He'll shock people with his portrayal, it'll be another Ledger/Joker situation. Unfortunately the writing for the story will be absolute dogshit because of modern morons.
He's fine for the role. I think it's more concerning is that there is NO ONE else for the bond role. And no, super cant act man cavill would have been one of the worst bonds
There really is no one else who's >early 30s, young but seasoned >handsome, moves well and looks good in a suit >has the acting and action chops >posh boy but also looks like a brawler
An ideal Bond for this day and age but he has NO competition. The talent pool is fricked.
I 'member when Ewan McGregor was "considered." It was pre-Craig, obviously. Back then I thought it would have been nice. Now he's too old, like Cavill.
The pre-Craig shitstorm was amazing, it was one of those things where you HAD to be there. Now, there's no race or dark horse. It's going to be ATJ and that's it.
Thought so too until he mogged Brad Pitt in screen presence in Bullet Train. Something clicked with him in that movie and it's why he's the new Bond, same with Craig and Layer Cake.
They want to get a director, writer and the cast filled out before the announcement. If they are to announce him, production would start immediately. They can still make a 2026 release.
More subversive against-type casting. I'm so sick of this. Dalton and Brosnan were both perfect. From frame one you never doubted what character they were. Craig was a stretch but he worked in CR, not so much the sequels where he played more of a generic action hero. I'm guessing the producers are just going to do more of the same with ATJ.
ATJ is more handsome and fits Brosnan/Dalton more in his face structure. He's actually a far more conventional choice than Craig, who's actually cast against type. He's lean, handsome and can darken his hair. He has a certain X factor now that he's in his 30's he's definitely not the kid from Kick Ass anymore.
He's a gay israelite who's married to an old!lady who treats him the same way Michael Bay treats Megan Fox.
And no, that's not based, he's a twink to an old gay hag
If we get ATJ as Bond, will Nolan then make good on directing a James Bond movie?
He knows him from Tenet, so he knows what's he's working with.
Could even have brought Michael Caine in, if he had been a little younger, to play M.
Hell bring in all the Batman actors to fill in the roles and make a Nolan James Bond trilogy.
He pretty much got the infiltrator element down in Tenet anyway, so it could work
>Nolan Bond >How would you like your martini? >Shak*BTWWAAAAAMMMM*en and not s*BWWWWWAAAAA*tirred >C-can you repeat that? >*BWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAMMMM****
So what, I unironically met the producers at a burger place in Sherman Oaks called the Tipsy Cow, about 10 years ago. They sat next to me at the bar area and chatted with me when they saw me dipping my fries into mustard
I’ve never watched a James Bond movie in me whole loife
Impossible, you just don't remember it. But if it is true, watch the movies in order.
>Dr. No/Licence to Kill
Classic Era
>Brosnan Era
Heritage years/soft-reboot
>Craig era
Same thing but with Jason Bourne
I recommend For Your Eyes Only and Moonraker. Everything else is different flavors of meh.
Me neither. and I shan't ever after they hire this gigagay, feminized, diet efron, israelite homosexual granny fricker
His dick is bigger than Saltburn guy's.
I'm not gay, so I don't care. And I don't take part in gay culture, so I dont care.
My dick works great, so I don't care. And whatever influence women I'm with get from social media & culture is obliterated when I tell them to STFU, so I don't care.
Tl;dr his dick is gay, so I don't care
goofy ah dude
okay jay bauman
>clear british spelling
>jay bauman
Absolutely disgusting. It's completely over.
It's even more over to consider that people give Craig flack when, gay bars aside, he's quite the man's man. Rugged, tough and a killer. This guy has a teenage boy's voice and he's 33. He has to take TRT immediately.
Graig is more like a football thug let's be honest. Of course he can do violence. But Bond is about a lot more.
Craig is what Steve McQueen would be as Bond, hard-edged and a working man charm. He wasn't the problem. The problem was the incompetent writers and directors who made him drop the McQueen approach and tried to make him quippy and "charismatic" like Connery or Brosnan. He never was the same as Quantum of Solace but he was the right Bond at the right time.
this is what ive always thought, craig was actually really great for it cause at the end of the day bonds a high tier thug. only problem was that aside from casino royale none of his scripts were any good the poor bugger.
Craig was good. Any autist whining he didn't have black hair and wasn't handsome is out of touch. The character of Bond has been mutable and changeable to massive extends since Moore. His casting in 1973 proved Bond can be different as a person while still fitting into the 'cool and awesome British secret agent'. As long as he's cool, the way he's cool doesn't matter, whether he's a blueblood gentleman with black hair or a blonde heavy. The rule of cool is why James Bond has survived for so long. I loved him in his first two movies. He was radically different but still James Bond.
After Craig, anything would be an improvement.
I'm okay with this. He cute. I hope they'll give him a hot boyfriend in the movie.
>He cute
you gay my homie
I'd rather a black troony.
No you wouldn't and stop pretending. He's not that bad of a choice. I mean, can you think of anyone else? Thought not.
At least then he would still be masculine
I can't wait when he gets announced and we get a new Architect meme but with old ladies. This guy is a MILF hunter.
Frick, Bond. Fr fr some caps.
I guess Barbara found her new boy toy. Craig must be jealous.
You have Bond. His name is Jake Reacher & he be sexy af now.
teenboy reacher and his teenboy brother were sexy hot i want to hug and kiss them
He'll be kino.
Stupid pedophile.
The frick are you talking about?
kino
kino and based
Looks like Cruise.
Speaking of Crusie, he'd be a perfect Bond if he was younger.
Nah, Bond needs to tower over the ladies.
based fellow granny grabber. i will support his movies
Is it weird that every time I see a hyphenated last name I immediately respect that person less. I hate when couple are so entitled they feel my surname is so important I can't take yours after marriage.
>homosexual replaced by homosexual
New to Hollywood?
I would have gone all "ITS OVER" until I saw Bullet Train and Tenet. He has the right stuff, the template is there. You just have to chip away the pieces.
The name's Bond. israelite Bond.
He's a based israelite. Groomed by a gentile woman to be her frick toy.
There are no based israelites.
Perhaps but him and John Millius are the closest to it.
Jesus?
Norm Finkelstein
Aaron Mate
Max Blumenthal
Katie Halpern
Richard Wolff
kys tankie scum
Harley Morenstein
>fischer chess guy
>Isaac kappy
>who is Hitler
Just gonna pretend we don't like Larry David you fat fricking moron
He ticks all the boxes so I can't complain. I'm more worried about who they'll get to direct.
Definitely no homosexual auteur like Frickyounaga or Mendes. Get some lower-end British director who's an everyman/journeyman director who's extremely competent and efficient like John Glen or Martin Campbell. The character is beyond needing big directors to get people interested. The writers are also a big problem. We definitely don't need another Purvis and Wade.
Gigabased GILF enjoyer
I don't think it's grooming. It just doesn't seem like it, you're telling me his hormones wouldn't just make him leave her? Plus, he's matured greatly as a result of having kids young. The age gap is questionable, no fooling, but hardly anything truly horrible.
That's fricking weird man. Infertile women are fine to frick but to marry? Makes me think he's down low or some shit.
>Infertile women
He has two kids with her.
She birthed two of his kids.
Who knows? He's not exactly a superstar or anything and largely unknown but Bond will make him the biggest movie actor on the planet. Maybe he dumps her and realizes he's been mindfricked for the past 15 years.
Weak pick
>Cavillgay
It's over, get over it.
Never heard of that guy I thought it was Anya Taylor-Joy doing the Ellen Page thing
That's good and why he's the new Bond. He's seasoned and experienced but the average person doesn't know him. It's why Cavill never had a shot, age aside.
He'll shock people with his portrayal, it'll be another Ledger/Joker situation. Unfortunately the writing for the story will be absolute dogshit because of modern morons.
This. He BTFO Brad Pitt completely in screen presence in Bullet Train. When someone does that, you gotta get them for Bond.
>Your next assignment, 007, is to make me orgasm to completion.
>Yes, M.
I am sold, for the potential MILF M alone
Was he bring them their lunch orders?
Having seen Bullit Train, I'm happy. We should've gotten some black, ATJ is a miracle with that context
All that needs to be said. The real problem was Daniel Craig having creative control in the last 3 movies. The future of Bond is nothing but bright.
>MILF Bond
we shifted into the good timeline again lads
I hope they get Halle Berry back now that she's a MILF.
He looks like a dago from jersey.
>They have two daughters, while he is the stepfather of her two daughters from a previous marriage
they cucked bond bros..
He's fine for the role. I think it's more concerning is that there is NO ONE else for the bond role. And no, super cant act man cavill would have been one of the worst bonds
There really is no one else who's
>early 30s, young but seasoned
>handsome, moves well and looks good in a suit
>has the acting and action chops
>posh boy but also looks like a brawler
An ideal Bond for this day and age but he has NO competition. The talent pool is fricked.
I 'member when Ewan McGregor was "considered." It was pre-Craig, obviously. Back then I thought it would have been nice. Now he's too old, like Cavill.
The pre-Craig shitstorm was amazing, it was one of those things where you HAD to be there. Now, there's no race or dark horse. It's going to be ATJ and that's it.
Ewan is a decent actor but I don't see him as Bond. A bit too soft.
This guy has negative charisma. Bond is rotting corpse at this point.
Thought so too until he mogged Brad Pitt in screen presence in Bullet Train. Something clicked with him in that movie and it's why he's the new Bond, same with Craig and Layer Cake.
That dude was great in Tenet.
This guy has been meeting with bond producers for like a year now
They want to get a director, writer and the cast filled out before the announcement. If they are to announce him, production would start immediately. They can still make a 2026 release.
More subversive against-type casting. I'm so sick of this. Dalton and Brosnan were both perfect. From frame one you never doubted what character they were. Craig was a stretch but he worked in CR, not so much the sequels where he played more of a generic action hero. I'm guessing the producers are just going to do more of the same with ATJ.
ATJ is more handsome and fits Brosnan/Dalton more in his face structure. He's actually a far more conventional choice than Craig, who's actually cast against type. He's lean, handsome and can darken his hair. He has a certain X factor now that he's in his 30's he's definitely not the kid from Kick Ass anymore.
He's too slimy looking and doesn't at all evoke Fleming's hard boiled operator.
He's a gay israelite who's married to an old!lady who treats him the same way Michael Bay treats Megan Fox.
And no, that's not based, he's a twink to an old gay hag
Doesn't look Bond-tier too me, too much like a good boy
Vomit gif
He has a nerd face no matter how buff he gets
I promise you it will be an actor with a deep voice. Revisionism comes in side characters
ROGER MOORE 2.0 HERE WE COME!
ATJ is no Roger Moore. But if they swing to the Moore style comedic over the top Bonds that might work. Frick Craig Bonds.
>Frick Craig
careful now, his zesty ass might take you up on that.
idris would've been better than this homosexual even in his old age. Frick even shit actor cavill.
Kino casting. Way way way way way way more charismatic than Craig ever was and he's not even in a movie yet.
shills aren't even trying anymore
You would be the first person in existence to describe Craig as "charismatic"
Maybe if you ask Craig to suck his wiener he'd let you.
Replying to you again so you can further continue your meltdown.
(you're on a payroll, you have no other choice)
You are seriously so mindbroken over me (and a lot of others) not liking Craig. Lmao, get the frick over it you homosexual.
This
I'm holding out hope it's good but I doubt it
If we get ATJ as Bond, will Nolan then make good on directing a James Bond movie?
He knows him from Tenet, so he knows what's he's working with.
Could even have brought Michael Caine in, if he had been a little younger, to play M.
Hell bring in all the Batman actors to fill in the roles and make a Nolan James Bond trilogy.
He pretty much got the infiltrator element down in Tenet anyway, so it could work
>Nolan Bond
>How would you like your martini?
>Shak*BTWWAAAAAMMMM*en and not s*BWWWWWAAAAA*tirred
>C-can you repeat that?
>*BWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAMMMM****
So who's gonna play who?
Ken Watanabe as a villain
Cillian Murphy as Q
Gary Oldman as M
Tom Hardy or Pattinson as a henchman
Kenneth Branagh as M, h will be worse than Judi Dench
Branagh looks a bit like Sean Bean. He can play a role like Bean did
Branagh is a terrible over actor, he should not be acting or even directing
So what, I unironically met the producers at a burger place in Sherman Oaks called the Tipsy Cow, about 10 years ago. They sat next to me at the bar area and chatted with me when they saw me dipping my fries into mustard
I could see it work, but who plays Bond is the least of their problems.
Who's gonna write and direct it?
He's a handsome guy, sure but he doesn't exactly exude Bond's British suave.
Bad cast
I don't see it