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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come on Steven, no it isn’t.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm not very contrarian on Dunc, i think both films are decent, but it's getting such praise is unreal
      although i hold the same opinion about several Spielberg films that are highly praised, like Jaws, E.T. and Jurassic Park for example are good but not holy frick what a masterpiece good
      Duel and Close Encounters of The Third Kind are amazing tho

      I think Spielberg knows that right now Hollywood is hungry for directors who can generate box office and that's why he praises Dennis.Dennis is fricking sour and soulless in dunc.

      he's a shrewd company man
      so of course he's going to prop up a like-minded hack yes man who shits out mediocre slop for the masses
      it's a safe bet for a dope like him
      by contrast you'll never see him say anything positive about PTA or Refn, because those guys are making actual art and to a guy like him and his corporate backers that's a big no no

      Can you gays just go back to your discord and goon cave and jerk each other off instead of coming here?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why did you quote me, i wasn't even shitting on Dunc or Denis, i literally said i think it's a decent film
        also this is not your personal echo chamber
        go jerk off to Pokemon porn now, shoo shoo

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey you caught a few stray shots. Don't retaliate

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're still cringe on thinking this is some echo chamber

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm not very contrarian on Dunc, i think both films are decent, but it's getting such praise is unreal
      although i hold the same opinion about several Spielberg films that are highly praised, like Jaws, E.T. and Jurassic Park for example are good but not holy frick what a masterpiece good
      Duel and Close Encounters of The Third Kind are amazing tho

      I think Spielberg knows that right now Hollywood is hungry for directors who can generate box office and that's why he praises Dennis.Dennis is fricking sour and soulless in dunc.

      he's a shrewd company man
      so of course he's going to prop up a like-minded hack yes man who shits out mediocre slop for the masses
      it's a safe bet for a dope like him
      by contrast you'll never see him say anything positive about PTA or Refn, because those guys are making actual art and to a guy like him and his corporate backers that's a big no no

      Go frick yourself lyncels.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not very contrarian on Dunc, i think both films are decent, but it's getting such praise is unreal
    although i hold the same opinion about several Spielberg films that are highly praised, like Jaws, E.T. and Jurassic Park for example are good but not holy frick what a masterpiece good
    Duel and Close Encounters of The Third Kind are amazing tho

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Spielberg knows that right now Hollywood is hungry for directors who can generate box office and that's why he praises Dennis.Dennis is fricking sour and soulless in dunc.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's a shrewd company man
        so of course he's going to prop up a like-minded hack yes man who shits out mediocre slop for the masses
        it's a safe bet for a dope like him
        by contrast you'll never see him say anything positive about PTA or Refn, because those guys are making actual art and to a guy like him and his corporate backers that's a big no no

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Correct. Spielberg is a fricking studio tool now. Just look at how he praises Indiana Jones 5. It is also worth noting how he does not let the Jurassic Park franchise rest for a single second.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >now
            thats cute

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't he basically kill Megan Fox's career forever because she ticked him off once? Guess the two big rules in Hollywood is 1) never piss off israelites collectively via anti-semitism (perceived or otherwise, i.e. you take issue with even one aspect of Israel) and 2) don't piss off Spielberg the man. Some overlap between the two, of course.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh yes I remember that. She compared Michael Bay to Hitler and Spielberg didn't like that.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i know Cinemaphile hates the aesthetic of Dunc, but i like the brutalism
        it's just that the films are obviously an artistic compromise overall, which holds me back from saying they're anything more than decent
        Villeneuve's Canadian films are very good, Prisoners is also excellent

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Prisoners is also excellent
          its one of the ugliest most mean spirited slogs I've ever seen
          I regret wasting my time on it honestly
          I'd be genuinely concerned about anyone who admitted to liking anything denis has done
          dude has a bad energy about him

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you sound like a pussy no offence

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >its one of the ugliest most mean spirited slogs I've ever seen
            I miss meanspiritedness in film

            Everythings too happy these days.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Cinemaphile hates the aesthetic of Dunc
          Cinemaphile hates Black folk, see how everyone loves Blade runner 2049 just because it has an ai waifu. You are moronic if you think the opinion of people here is worth a single shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            An AI waifu who happens to be Ana de Armas

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is literally the I support current thing meme

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It seems to me that there is an implicit agreement among people who work in Hollywood that they kiss each other's dicks for the good of the industry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's arguably more important than skill, talent or ability
      I've experienced it firsthand
      these guys can't stand great scripts with a vision
      it points out what talentless buttholes they really are

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tarantino made a comment to that effect. I remember he said something like he "wasn't allowed to speak badly about recent movies" It would be better to speak badly about films released ten years ago so as not to hurt anyone and not impact in any way.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Tarantino
          right, that bastion of renegade indie filmmaking
          dudes been getting blank checks for 30 years dipshit
          he's the biggest studio suck up there is

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who the frick said anything about indie

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              tarintino isn't going to badmouth the system because he IS the system dumbass

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the producers and corporate suits are the system
                Uno Farto and other directors are the slaves to the system
                and he said that indeed, because of his dependence on studios he isn't allowed to badmouth shit
                not sure what your point is

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nolan is a studio slave who speaks well of all the movies he sees.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wtf does Nolan has to do with the discussion

                that he's not some renegade indie filmmaker
                he's literally always been a company stooge
                [...]
                nah you guys all just talk like such mealy mouthed gays it's impossible to catch your meaning on anything

                >renegade indie filmmaker
                who said this? the anon was saying that Uno Farto just shed a light on the fact that directors dependent on huge studios aren't allowed to badmouth other thing

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that he's not some renegade indie filmmaker
                he's literally always been a company stooge

                Are you moronic? He’s agreeing with you.

                nah you guys all just talk like such mealy mouthed gays it's impossible to catch your meaning on anything

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you moronic? He’s agreeing with you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He used to do that. He shit all over Drive. I think maybe it was PTA that convinced him not to. PTA says he never ever criticizes a peers work because it isn’t helpful. Apparently.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.indiewire.com/news/general-news/quentin-tarantino-gives-drive-rampart-meeks-cutoff-slots-on-his-worst-nice-try-2011-film-lists-254264/

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based and DUNC pilled. Lynchsci-fi crybabies get the rope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does it feel to be an NPC? Do you ever stare in horror at the abyss due to the things you endorse or say?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOO YOU MUST BE CONTRARIAN ABOUT EVERYTHING

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Spielberg
    auf Deutsch
    spiel = play
    berg = mountain
    spiel berg = game mountain

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    STAHP LIKING NU-DUNE! STAHP IT STAHP IT STAHP IT

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jews eat foreskins

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the cam rip basically because I didn't care enough to go watch it myself because my friends were all over the place with their many separate bookings and I've read the book twice, so I sort of wonder how different the cinema IMAX experience makes. I was fine with the movie via camrip. Nothing to make me obsess over it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it in IMAX for free because I had a casino voucher. Arrakis has some awful CGI, the scene in the thunderdome looked terrible, but the end fight scene and the sand worm riding largely looked ok. It's still an incredibly soulless paint by numbers film. That's somewhat expected because Dune isn't exactly War and Peace. It's a Young Adult novel. Still, I kept imagining how much better Dune would be in the hands of someone like Mel Gibson who can imbue a classic coming of age story with emotional depth. All of Villeneuve's films lack tension because he prioritizes style over substance and his style is not for everyone.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny how it off all the "Golden Boys" (Spielberg, Lucas, Scorsese, Coppola) everyone has been run out of town and become a recluse that bemoans the state of the industry and the hopeless future of young filmmakers except for the one that's a israelite who's now a billionaire and telling you: "Go consume, Got. It has seal of approval!"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, Lucas has literally been simping for Iger and Disney
      Scorsese shits on capeshit, but likes other modern filmmakers, he praised fricking Ari Aster of all people and said he was inspired by his films when pacing Killers of the Flower Moon
      Coppola sure, he self financed Megalopolis because studios didn't want to take the risk, and that's with Coppola having a whole clan in Hollywood

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chalamet ruins the film. Once you realize he has the same voice, mannerisms, and acting abilitie as Nicholas Cage you can't unsee it. Also would it kill him to put on some muscle if were supposed to believe he is an elite fighter?

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