>open up Cinemaphile thread on the TV board >first post is some moronic bait bullshit
Doesn't anyone get tired of this? Zoomers are so fricking annoying
Those pics are from last year, they keep using them because it's the worst he's ever looked. He looks better now.
This year he's doing the lead in a character-driven Aronofsky movie, a capeshit main villain and a Scorsese movie.
Brendan's coming back.
It's not so bad. As your looks fade your standards do as well (but by that time you should have found someone anyway). I was a chad and had women throwing themselves at me and I miss being randomly hit on and it was a blow to my ego the first time a younger coworker got attention from a decent-looking girl (but I was older than both of them so it goes). I had a final run with a 20-year-old bartender and tried Tinder for a few months (fricking fish in a barrel) but settled down. FYI: just before I deleted it I set the age to 35+ to see what would happen and every swipe was a match (so maybe try that if you have trouble). Anyway, getting old is natural and it happens before you know it. If you're in your youth just remember you won't ever look as good again as you do right now and just go for it.
Why do they keep using that photo of him... surely that was just a bad time in his life and his hairplugs are grown in and now there's better photos right?
He unfortunately holds a lot of his weight around his face and neck, makes his already huge head look bigger. Until he drops back to <170 lbs he'll look like dogshit.
No, I don't think so. He can barely work out because of his back problems and I think he likes food too much
Brendan just needs to go keto, do intermittent fasting, and download MyFitnessPal app to count calories.
He can eat as much chicken, eggs, cheese as he wants basically if he does that.
I think he can do it. The problem is that just when he got clear of his money-grubbing life-destroying prostitute of an ex-wife AND got past the homosexual-rapist-protecting Hollywood blacklist he got stuck with... the first movie role he got offered was by a israelite who told him to get even fatter for the role. He needed the opposite.
But once he gets away from israelites that are still trying to frick him over, he'll make it. I believe.
I think brendy needs to embrace the JUST and become a character actor for washed up drunks and characters that have lost control of their lives. Might be pretty kino
I think he's not gonna get back into true Chad shape. I think stress, back problems, and overall traumas from being molested and raped by execs are gonna mitigate that. But I think he'll at least be able to drop the weight and look healthier once he's gotten more comfortable with the camera again.
>100% straight but I'm just saying
If you have a go-to list of men you consider attractive (not to even mention that it includes an early 90s bad boy) you aren't straight. Also, if you consider "straight" (the very idea of which is no deviation) something that's a percentage--you aren't straight.
>simply acknowledge fairly objective fact that certain men are attractive >feel compelled to call out that you are """"100% straight for realsies"
You might be really really gay, anon
Triple-whammy of:
(1) getting severely injured doing his own stunts, leaving him unable to do anything physically intensive (including working out);
(2) producer tried to buttfrick him, he refused and squealed so Hollywood blacklisted him; and
(3) wife divorced him and got a huge alimony despite Brendan not having many acting gigs to keep the income.
One of the most brutal high-profile instances of incredibly shitty things happening to someone who is by all accounts a profoundly nice guy.
Handsome, great shape, Hollywood darling, was making bank.
Got molested and potentially raped by an unnamed executive and the trauma left him an incoherent stammering wreck for years.
Completely fricked him mentally. Wife divorces him for whatever reason you want to assume since she never went public about it. Took every dime she could from him via child support and alimony for over a decade.
Left him overweight, panicked, and a pale shut-in. He's gotten back into acting after the alimony period finally ended and has been doing very good now.
good actor that got raped by a holywood israelite, and lost all his money to his wife after divorce.
doesn't help that he was doing his own stunts (he almost died in the hanging scene at the start of The Mummy) and his body is damaged.
He never said anything and suffered in silence for years, got fat. Everyone was making fun of him.
He started acting again, and in a talk show about a recent movie he had tears in his eyes, people made fun of him again because of how broken he looked like. Turned out his mother died just the day before.
He didn't deserve any of this and I hope he gets better
After arriving in Los Angeles, Fraser met actress Afton Smith while attending a barbecue at Winona Ryder's house on July 4, 1993.[10] They married on September 27, 1998, and had three sons: Griffin Arthur Fraser (born 2002),[43] Holden Fletcher Fraser (born 2004), and Leland Francis Fraser (born 2006). After their home in Beverly Hills, California sold in April 2007 for $3 million,[44] Fraser's publicist announced in December 2007 that the couple decided to divorce.[45][46] Fraser was ordered to pay a monthly alimony sum of $50,000 for a period of 10 years or until remarriage of Afton, whichever occurred first, in addition to the $25,000 monthly payment for child support, ending in January 2019.[47] In early 2013, Fraser petitioned the courts for a reduction of his alimony and child support payments, asserting that he was unable to meet the annual obligation of $900,000; Smith accused Fraser of hiding financial assets.[48]
I read the play. There are four characters, maybe five
The main character, 600 pound gay shut-in, still mourning his lover's death.
His teenage daughter he's trying to reconnect to.
His caretaker/social worker
Door to door teenage Mormon missionary he befriends.
*Maybe* his ex-wife/daughter's mother, but I don't remember if she's actually a character.
Yeah, but I still think it's most likely she's playing his daughter and they didn't heterowash the character.
2 years ago
Anonymous
well that's not what I was going on about more like maybe adding in a love interest or a guy she finds attractive and are seen having sex for Sadie's character or something along those lines
2 years ago
Anonymous
Her character does have something of an attractive between her and the missionary, played by Ty Simpkins, but I don't think they actually have sex.
When's this coming out, anyway? Filming was completed April 2021. I thought it would be out in time for last Oscar season- cause it's contained in few locations without need for much post work. With Darren Aronofsky and Brendan's renewed popularity, it shouldn't have any trouble finding distribution.
Jet Li is way older than most people would assume. He used wigs and was very fit so he got away with playing "middle aged" characters way longer. after he retired he stopped giving a shit and who can blame him.
hm. after some digging I conclude that they both hit the wall around 2010. Li still looked like pic related at 45 in 2008. and Fraser still looked great in his GI Joe cameo in 2009, but the divorce happened and at the same time Li let himself go or maybe the hypothyroidism caught up to him finally. they both went from looking younger than their age to looking older than their age in the same decade. interesting.
Eh, most people start showing their ago around 60. Even in Hollywood it is exceptionally rare for someone to age the way Tom Cruise has, and I'm certain he's received a lot of surgery
He still looks kinda cute tbh. He just needs to get <20% bodyfat and he might be nearer to his top form than you'd think. I think he's still got it tbh
Would anyone happen to have a link to a JUST video from a few years ago? It had this song in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnmXiS0EDgg
>Her favourite human
>White man
Pick one
>no u
lmao pathetic
lol
>Pick one
pic related, sweaty
God I wish we could go back.
>open up Cinemaphile thread on the TV board
>first post is some moronic bait bullshit
Doesn't anyone get tired of this? Zoomers are so fricking annoying
I choose.... your death
He's the Big Whale.
the rest arent human
White boy summer nerd
thicc
he cant stop winning
My kind of woman
Whoa mama
the mad lad goes after married women too, absolut chad
>brendan took the architectpill
based
Chitinous forelimbs typed this post.
frick you i spat my drink out
Envious seeting mutt.
bro..u realize she hated kissing the nig in stranger things?
Yes, hence the "human" part
Nigcel COPE
jealous much, Black??? kek
top tier bait
>First post
Amazing. Just amazing.
>brendan gets compliment from 20 year old
>this is news
frick off you dumb homosexual no one cares
>her favourite type of human is the white kind
redheads are redeemed
we daywalkers may not have souls but we still have SOVL lolvdwyy
Brendan's back, baby.
Man, If he can pull up so can I
JUSTice
raindrops keep falling on my head ...
if he actually lost more weight and worked out again he'd look great
He looks fine. He looks happy. That's all that matters.
old pictures
He looks like Chis Meloni but with a normal forehead
nothing normal about this bald fat frick
that stance...
he's dominating the floorspace
what a chad
This would've been a perfectly acceptable JUSTED Brendan edit like 6 years ago. Life is crueller than fantasy
Those pics are from last year, they keep using them because it's the worst he's ever looked. He looks better now.
This year he's doing the lead in a character-driven Aronofsky movie, a capeshit main villain and a Scorsese movie.
Brendan's coming back.
He's morphed into Peter Lorre.
The Blood Meridian inevitable adaptation will save his career
Judge Brendan would be a godsend
looks like a thyroid problem
if this happened to him, imagine what it will do to all of you hhahaha
It's not so bad. As your looks fade your standards do as well (but by that time you should have found someone anyway). I was a chad and had women throwing themselves at me and I miss being randomly hit on and it was a blow to my ego the first time a younger coworker got attention from a decent-looking girl (but I was older than both of them so it goes). I had a final run with a 20-year-old bartender and tried Tinder for a few months (fricking fish in a barrel) but settled down. FYI: just before I deleted it I set the age to 35+ to see what would happen and every swipe was a match (so maybe try that if you have trouble). Anyway, getting old is natural and it happens before you know it. If you're in your youth just remember you won't ever look as good again as you do right now and just go for it.
these's are from 2019 when his alimony ended
I SEE THE CRYSTAL RAINDROPS FALL
Why is he so happy, alone on the streets?
1) why wouldnt he be happy
2) if you were smart, you would be happy too
no more alimony
Found out his prostitute ex wife got cancer
yeah im thinkin brendan is our guy
Wholesome as frick.
He looks like a Meatcanyon cartoon
His smile and hair: restored
LETS GO BRENDAN
We're all gonna make it bros.
We might make it after all bros
Brendan is back.
I love Paget Brewster
Paget's a gem
yeah... I'm thinkin he's back
Vindicated
human kek, not a man.
Why do they keep using that photo of him... surely that was just a bad time in his life and his hairplugs are grown in and now there's better photos right?
He unfortunately holds a lot of his weight around his face and neck, makes his already huge head look bigger. Until he drops back to <170 lbs he'll look like dogshit.
Brendan just needs to go keto, do intermittent fasting, and download MyFitnessPal app to count calories.
He can eat as much chicken, eggs, cheese as he wants basically if he does that.
I feel bad for him because he looks like a Captain Planet villain.
Bitches still remember what peak Brendan looked like and they all want his Chad sperm.
Mummy was so kino, both peak Weisz and Brendan.
If he gets back in shape he'd just be the mature version of that
I think he can do it. The problem is that just when he got clear of his money-grubbing life-destroying prostitute of an ex-wife AND got past the homosexual-rapist-protecting Hollywood blacklist he got stuck with... the first movie role he got offered was by a israelite who told him to get even fatter for the role. He needed the opposite.
But once he gets away from israelites that are still trying to frick him over, he'll make it. I believe.
No, I don't think so. He can barely work out because of his back problems and I think he likes food too much
Just die in a fire, roastie
I think brendy needs to embrace the JUST and become a character actor for washed up drunks and characters that have lost control of their lives. Might be pretty kino
the original is just as sad of an image
He was good in the 2018 mini-series "Trust", which if you haven't seen it, you really ought to as it's really good.
There's a lot of aging that goes alongside a bad lifestyle and stress that can't be undone
I think he's not gonna get back into true Chad shape. I think stress, back problems, and overall traumas from being molested and raped by execs are gonna mitigate that. But I think he'll at least be able to drop the weight and look healthier once he's gotten more comfortable with the camera again.
>traumas from being molested and raped by execs
huh?
kino movie, i remember when i watched in a cinema with my parents, feels like a lifetime ago
Man, I was in great shape once too, at least I just turned into a skeleton instead of getting fat.
> Still remember
Lol that b***h wasn't even born yet when that movie came out
Everyone has seen The Mummy, dummy
gigantic millennial cope
Man, he was a top tier male
He's up there with Cillian Murphy and Bobby from Twin Peaks and that French guy
100% straight but I'm just saying
>100% straight but I'm just saying
If you have a go-to list of men you consider attractive (not to even mention that it includes an early 90s bad boy) you aren't straight. Also, if you consider "straight" (the very idea of which is no deviation) something that's a percentage--you aren't straight.
>simply acknowledge fairly objective fact that certain men are attractive
>feel compelled to call out that you are """"100% straight for realsies"
You might be really really gay, anon
>Darren Aaronovsky
wow and I was almost interested for a second
Faaaaaggggggooooooottttttt
Requiem for a Dream is great. I don't much care for his other work. I'll give this is a chance.
>stars in a DC comics show
>life becomes great
Brendan is the anti-Ezra
UNJUSTED
That's a misquote. She actually said:
>"Brendan Fraser is...my favorite ham planet."
He fricked her , didn't he
It sucks that she's doing well in ST. i was hoping she would get fired and have to start an onlyfans
Interestingly her character has a nude scene in the script for this, riding her boyfriend in a sex scene
When’s the release date?
proof?
Literally 10/10
Is this actually Sadie.
Please say yes.
no, Larson Thompson
Entire cast of Stranger Things BTFO
Do I sense a May-December romance about to bloom?
based brandino grabbing some lolli back from
he needs a personal trainer, to get back on shape, also extra testosterone
>also extra testosterone
Nothing the feel of a red headed crotch can't fix
what's your favorite Brendan role? Mine is in third season of Affair. He was insanely kino and it was overlooked on this board.
So he's the whale?
He'd look great if he got to low bodyfat again, but easier said than done.
A young attractive woman couldn't say that about me without me thinking she wants to frick.
And that is why you lose.
This is what grooming looks like.
Acting in a movie together?
The Brennaissance continues.
>Brendan as The Whale
qrd on brandon and his story?
Divorced. Got fricked by a judge with massive alimony that bankrupted him.
Triple-whammy of:
(1) getting severely injured doing his own stunts, leaving him unable to do anything physically intensive (including working out);
(2) producer tried to buttfrick him, he refused and squealed so Hollywood blacklisted him; and
(3) wife divorced him and got a huge alimony despite Brendan not having many acting gigs to keep the income.
One of the most brutal high-profile instances of incredibly shitty things happening to someone who is by all accounts a profoundly nice guy.
This.
My boy Brandon deserved better than this.
All women are fricking prostitutes who will backstab you.
Handsome, great shape, Hollywood darling, was making bank.
Got molested and potentially raped by an unnamed executive and the trauma left him an incoherent stammering wreck for years.
Completely fricked him mentally. Wife divorces him for whatever reason you want to assume since she never went public about it. Took every dime she could from him via child support and alimony for over a decade.
Left him overweight, panicked, and a pale shut-in. He's gotten back into acting after the alimony period finally ended and has been doing very good now.
good actor that got raped by a holywood israelite, and lost all his money to his wife after divorce.
doesn't help that he was doing his own stunts (he almost died in the hanging scene at the start of The Mummy) and his body is damaged.
He never said anything and suffered in silence for years, got fat. Everyone was making fun of him.
He started acting again, and in a talk show about a recent movie he had tears in his eyes, people made fun of him again because of how broken he looked like. Turned out his mother died just the day before.
He didn't deserve any of this and I hope he gets better
i hope brendan has a good future. he should quit acting and start a self-improvement phase. Get fit, clean, and become a novelist
>qrd on brandon and his story?
After arriving in Los Angeles, Fraser met actress Afton Smith while attending a barbecue at Winona Ryder's house on July 4, 1993.[10] They married on September 27, 1998, and had three sons: Griffin Arthur Fraser (born 2002),[43] Holden Fletcher Fraser (born 2004), and Leland Francis Fraser (born 2006). After their home in Beverly Hills, California sold in April 2007 for $3 million,[44] Fraser's publicist announced in December 2007 that the couple decided to divorce.[45][46] Fraser was ordered to pay a monthly alimony sum of $50,000 for a period of 10 years or until remarriage of Afton, whichever occurred first, in addition to the $25,000 monthly payment for child support, ending in January 2019.[47] In early 2013, Fraser petitioned the courts for a reduction of his alimony and child support payments, asserting that he was unable to meet the annual obligation of $900,000; Smith accused Fraser of hiding financial assets.[48]
If she didn't have a job, and needed $900k from him per year to raise the kids, why wouldn't the court just give him custody?
Winona introduces Brendan to his first wife and now Winona introduces Brendan to Sadie………coincidence?
do they have sex scenes in this?
VERY unlikely. He's playing a 600 pound gay man and she's playing his daughter.
I thought she was playing some girl who came to his home to help him?
and did know he was playing some guy character
I read the play. There are four characters, maybe five
The main character, 600 pound gay shut-in, still mourning his lover's death.
His teenage daughter he's trying to reconnect to.
His caretaker/social worker
Door to door teenage Mormon missionary he befriends.
*Maybe* his ex-wife/daughter's mother, but I don't remember if she's actually a character.
well they do often change and add in new things like characters and scenes when they move one media format onto another
Yeah, but I still think it's most likely she's playing his daughter and they didn't heterowash the character.
well that's not what I was going on about more like maybe adding in a love interest or a guy she finds attractive and are seen having sex for Sadie's character or something along those lines
Her character does have something of an attractive between her and the missionary, played by Ty Simpkins, but I don't think they actually have sex.
you sure about that?
What's going on with that dog?
this image is white supremacy
delet
SHES GOING TO BURN
I want to preserve my redhead genes with her help.
When's this coming out, anyway? Filming was completed April 2021. I thought it would be out in time for last Oscar season- cause it's contained in few locations without need for much post work. With Darren Aronofsky and Brendan's renewed popularity, it shouldn't have any trouble finding distribution.
This red b***h needs to show leg hair and armpit hair as soon as possible.
homosexual
>actress compliments the movie she's starring in
no way
>Sadie Sink
>Brendan Fraser
Cinemaphile power couple right there.
im thinkin' he's back
Meme's aside I'm genuinely super fricking glad he's got his shit in order and back to acting full time. Brendan was my fricking childhood hero man.
IT'S BRENAISSANCE TIME
He that is unjust, let him be unjust still:
Yeah, but have any of you seen Jet Li recently?
OH No
Jet Li is way older than most people would assume. He used wigs and was very fit so he got away with playing "middle aged" characters way longer. after he retired he stopped giving a shit and who can blame him.
He's only like 5 years older than Fraiser.
hm. after some digging I conclude that they both hit the wall around 2010. Li still looked like pic related at 45 in 2008. and Fraser still looked great in his GI Joe cameo in 2009, but the divorce happened and at the same time Li let himself go or maybe the hypothyroidism caught up to him finally. they both went from looking younger than their age to looking older than their age in the same decade. interesting.
that homie hit the great wall
kekkity kek
lmaooo
U aight white boy
>it's real
Doesn't he have cancer though?
Also the homie's almost 60.
the cancer is an OK excuse. But absent that, being 60 is not an excuse for looking 80.
Eh, most people start showing their ago around 60. Even in Hollywood it is exceptionally rare for someone to age the way Tom Cruise has, and I'm certain he's received a lot of surgery
the picture is legit what the
literally what teh frick happened
He's sick.
He ain't looking great nowadays but that pic is already a few years old and not the most accurate rendition now. This one is from last year.
not bad, just missing hair really
Not in his nose.
So it's true for asian men too
Yeah, and the secret with blacks is that they look like they're 30 when they're 12 and only pay attention to celebrities.
would still kick the shit out of 99.8% of Cinemaphile posters
JUST
Sadie Enword
wtf im with brendan now????
He still looks kinda cute tbh. He just needs to get <20% bodyfat and he might be nearer to his top form than you'd think. I think he's still got it tbh
Always rooted for Brendan. All of us real guys always did.
Did they?
She's so cute 🙂
Heckin' adorable.
does he play the whale?
Brendan Fraser was born to star the Whale
SADIE SINK HAIRY ASS HOLE
Would anyone happen to have a link to a JUST video from a few years ago? It had this song in the background https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnmXiS0EDgg
did her Sink the pink?
if so, good for him!
fricking need my tongue in this b***h's red hairy pussy and ass
i'd even eat her shit
the Brendanaissance is real. Unfathomably unjusted.
I want to marry her
There is indeed a god
>The Whale
>Brendon Fraser
Brendan never deserved any of the terrible shit that happened to him. Very glad people still love him
Ok, Sadie is seriously sexy, like the Beatles song.
Wow. What a nice face. And that red color she has. Yum.