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AND MY MOTHER IS A prostitute
SO I WIN THIS RAP BATTLE YO
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Also a cuck
This is unironically how they think and what people mean by "crabs in a bucket"
Yes.
>muh rap
yeah i remember being 15 too.
rap is for people not talented enough to play instruments.
Yo yo yo ye you did all beat me up and one of you fricked my girlfriends what's wit dat y'all
Yes, low-class characters will exhibit low class behaviors and ideologies. In other news water is in fact wet!
>more at 11!
water is not wet you fricking dumb Black person
>wanting your IP exposed this badly
please, continue
Are there places where water is wet, and others where it is not?
Anywhere above 0°C and water is wet.
Anywhere at or below 0°C and water is dry
you forgot about pressure, you dumb frick
Shut up nerd
kek based moron
BUT I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
YOUR IQS 60, YOUR SKIN IS POO
Was it an asspull?
ay yo fr fr these bars be bussin
I was today years old when I realized Papa doc was anthony mackie.
just watched Pain & Gain so homie's been poppin' up recently.
holy shit
>recently
Pain and Gain is a decade old, anon.
Anon, I said, "Just watched Pain & Gain"
as in I watched it recently.
The other guy was allowed to respond, OP. If he had any actual lines other than "you pathetic lol" then he'd win. But he had nothing so he lost.
It shows that if you can own yourself faster than someone trying to own you then you in fact own them.
>if you fight your enemies, they win
>eminem makes a film where he beats bunch of black guys at rap
if mel gibson made a film like this they would have killed him
mel gibson can't rap
They won't let him.
the mel gibson i know can do anything
Impressive, very nice
did mel gibson make a career out of rapping before making movies though
the equivalent would be mel making a film where a buff australian beats a bunch of israelites in New York at loansharking
i'd watch it
that sounds great, greenlight it pls
K I N O
GUESS WHO'S BACK
BACK AGAIN
MEL IS BACK
TELL A FRIEND
Guest starring Russell Crowe as 'Man fighting Puerto Ricans'
Mel isn't a loan shark though so again that wouldn't be the same.
I think that’s just the film Payback.
Rap is ours now.
there are no big white rappers
The best rapper being a white guy and making talentless homies seethe is part of his shtick
good? mel is a controlled opposition stooge who flip flopped on the trump question and lost /misc/‘s respect long ago, keep up homosexual
this
Lmao. Who gives a frick about /misc/'s respect? Board is full of schizo boomer morons now.
Sure it is, israelite. Lmao
/misc/ is a glownig algorithm and boomers too stupid to see it
>liking Mel because /misc/ told you to
Pathetic lol
Because Eminem beat a bunch of black guys at rap in real life before he made a movie about it.
cap
sminem is an honorary black like tarantino so its okay
Nah Em cucked out and apologised for calling a girl a Black person in a leaked angsty song about a negress who dumped him, from before he even made Infinite.
having 2 parents and being educated is considered white in the black community
It's mostly autobiographical, he used lines like "tell your friends you got beaten by a honkey" irl too.
Not bad for the 3rd best white rapper.
your IP exposed this badly
>please, continue
a /qa/tard, delightful. my favorite type of pansy to ruin
see you soon
bruh are you really gonna dox me over that? it was a joke, i thought you were joking too. wasn’t trying to be a dick. sorry
Cut the bullshit. You chose the wrong guy to frick with today. I’m not like all the other soiboys you try to dab on, I’m an old gay and we do things differently, take things personally. Reply “understood” and cut the shit and I’ll stop running the program im currently using to trace your posts.
understood
>Cut the bullshit. You chose the wrong guy to frick with today. I’m not like all the other soiboys you try to dab on, I’m an old gay and we do things differently, take things personally. Reply “understood” and cut the shit and I’ll stop running the program im currently using to trace your posts.
>a /qa/tard, delightful. my favorite type of pansy to ruin
>see you soon
F
delete this
I think the elevation of coming from a shit background will be something looked back on as bizarre and embarrassing in a few decades.
No other culture does it - i think it's some psy op put on the west to make people feel bad and it will be removed when the job is done.
Have you ever heard of black people?
what other schtick do they have?
I guarantee in africa they don't celebrate being from the bottom. I think in part it's pushed here in order to elevate blacks here.
It was taught to the slaves so they self-reinforce and condemn the uppity homies who try to read and write, and the house homies and "uncle toms". It continues to the modern day where anyone who didn't grow up in a shithole hood is not a real homie but an uncle tom.
>bruh are you really gonna dox me over that? it was a joke, i thought you were joking too. wasn’t trying to be a dick. sorry
You know how some wagecucks like to flex about how many days they have worked straight without sleep and without food and they think they are bad?Same mentality
>Cut the bullshit. You chose the wrong guy to frick with today. I’m not like all the other soiboys you try to dab on, I’m an old gay and we do things differently, take things personally. Reply “understood” and cut the shit and I’ll stop running the program im currently using to trace your posts.
samegay
Sorry old boy, close but no cigar.
Not very good at this Cinemaphile stuff are ya?
that proves nothing, dumb phonegay. return to reddit
>that proves nothing, dumb phonegay. return to reddit
doreen is getting an animated spin off? neat! you will still never be a woman tho
newbies pls
Nice try. Been here since 2015 bud.
2016 for me
don’t worry, we know
>don’t worry, we know
Looks a bretty cool guy
Oh yeah? Well I've been here since 2014 which makes me an oldgay and you a newbie. Gtfo my interbutts, chud.
2019 for me
This is happening because you fricking original gays are not posting the chart anymore. Frick you both.
>2015
Tfw 2008 newbie
>samegay
>that proves nothing, dumb phonegay. return to reddit
Test
Best thread on /TV
>Cut the bullshit. You chose the wrong guy to frick with today. I’m not like all the other soiboys you try to dab on, I’m an old gay and we do things differently, take things personally. Reply “understood” and cut the shit and I’ll stop running the program im currently using to trace your posts.
what could have he done to reverse this dis in the eyes of his african peers? start rapping about his GPA?
>bots replying to bots: the thread
>BUT I WENT TO A SHITTY SCHOOL
>AND MY MOTHER IS A prostitute
Eminem truly is black.
Lol
>tfw been here since 2010
>I am the oldest gay ITT
2011 my last ex used to come here in 2008 and would always call me a newbie god i miss her stil
I saw a black person react channel once that made a good point.
You can't dance/chill to eminem music. shit is for nerdy white guys.
So no matter if he "raps" better than a black man, his music has no value outside of the producer of the instrumental
You can follow the story, laugh at the jokes, and rap along. Whites and blacks also enjoy different rhythms, I can chill to some Eminem songs, sometimes you get tired of the mindless threats and cliches and want to listen to something with actual substance and technical ability
Yeah sometimes it’s better to listen to a guy make mindless threats while explaining its to piss people off
Or instead of threatening to shoot you outside a nightclub for the millionth time, he compares himself to consecutive piles of dogshit you keep stepping in, or how he got into a life or death struggle with some fat ugly b***h he was trying to rape
Of course, you can't. Eminem doesn't make good music. He became a big name because he was a white edgelord when rap was still black music. He even stole his old flow from Masta Ace and Cage (another white edgelord).
>Highest selling solo artist of all time
>"he is, le bad"
>19 year old aspiring rapper kind of sounds like the rappers he likes
>"he's is, le phony"
Highest selling doesn't mean best. There have always been better rappers than him. Eminem's sales fell off a cliff once he talked shit about Trump, he himself said he lost half of his fanbase because of that.
Name 5 rappers better than Eminem
>he thinks eminem is good
I will never understand people who unironically listen to his shit, it's so fricking cringe, he raps way too fast and makes facebook tier "statements" in his songs.
I can understand a 15 y/o listening to eminem and thinking he's awesome for rapping like an automatic rifle, but past 18 y/o you should really reconsider your taste in music.
>Eminem is bad because he's too good at what he does
Yeah people were saying shit like this in the 00s too
all rap is cringe bro get the frick over it
His audience are the same sort of people that decry blacks as "acting white" or being uncle toms if they speak properly and aren't stupid, so it fits
His audience is 25 to 40-year-old middle-class suburban white guys. Kid Rock has a more diverse audience.
I meant the audience in the movie
only shit for brains npcs listen to rap so you all lose. thanks.
WINK DID FRICK MY GIRL
IM STILL STANDING HERE SCREAMING FRICK Cinemaphile AND /misc/TARDS
OP just mad he can't spit rymes and hang out with black people like my boy em
This is so embarrassing.
There is nothing on this planet more cringeworthy than a white person who listens to black music.
Wait people think /misc/ is purely pro Russian? Why? If you just go there you see that they are clearly divided on it
>Russians are all pseudo muslim mutts slava ukraini and hail victory
>Ukranians are gay NATO puppets, death to America
It's two clearly right wing factions fighting each other why wouldn't /misc/ be divided on it?