BUT I WENT TO A SHITTY SCHOOL AND MY MOTHER IS A WHORE SO I WIN THIS RAP BATTLE YO

BUT I WENT TO A SHITTY SCHOOL
AND MY MOTHER IS A prostitute
SO I WIN THIS RAP BATTLE YO

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Also a cuck

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is unironically how they think and what people mean by "crabs in a bucket"

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >muh rap

    yeah i remember being 15 too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      rap is for people not talented enough to play instruments.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yo yo yo ye you did all beat me up and one of you fricked my girlfriends what's wit dat y'all

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, low-class characters will exhibit low class behaviors and ideologies. In other news water is in fact wet!

    >more at 11!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      water is not wet you fricking dumb Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >wanting your IP exposed this badly
        please, continue

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are there places where water is wet, and others where it is not?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anywhere above 0°C and water is wet.
            Anywhere at or below 0°C and water is dry

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you forgot about pressure, you dumb frick

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Shut up nerd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        kek based moron

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BUT I KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT YOU
    YOUR IQS 60, YOUR SKIN IS POO

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was it an asspull?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ay yo fr fr these bars be bussin

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was today years old when I realized Papa doc was anthony mackie.

    just watched Pain & Gain so homie's been poppin' up recently.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >recently
      Pain and Gain is a decade old, anon.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, I said, "Just watched Pain & Gain"
        as in I watched it recently.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The other guy was allowed to respond, OP. If he had any actual lines other than "you pathetic lol" then he'd win. But he had nothing so he lost.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It shows that if you can own yourself faster than someone trying to own you then you in fact own them.
      >if you fight your enemies, they win

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >eminem makes a film where he beats bunch of black guys at rap
    if mel gibson made a film like this they would have killed him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      mel gibson can't rap

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They won't let him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the mel gibson i know can do anything

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Impressive, very nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      did mel gibson make a career out of rapping before making movies though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the equivalent would be mel making a film where a buff australian beats a bunch of israelites in New York at loansharking

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i'd watch it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that sounds great, greenlight it pls

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          K I N O

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          GUESS WHO'S BACK
          BACK AGAIN
          MEL IS BACK
          TELL A FRIEND

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Guest starring Russell Crowe as 'Man fighting Puerto Ricans'

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mel isn't a loan shark though so again that wouldn't be the same.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think that’s just the film Payback.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rap is ours now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there are no big white rappers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The best rapper being a white guy and making talentless homies seethe is part of his shtick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good? mel is a controlled opposition stooge who flip flopped on the trump question and lost /misc/‘s respect long ago, keep up homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao. Who gives a frick about /misc/'s respect? Board is full of schizo boomer morons now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sure it is, israelite. Lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        /misc/ is a glownig algorithm and boomers too stupid to see it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >liking Mel because /misc/ told you to
        Pathetic lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because Eminem beat a bunch of black guys at rap in real life before he made a movie about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cap

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sminem is an honorary black like tarantino so its okay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah Em cucked out and apologised for calling a girl a Black person in a leaked angsty song about a negress who dumped him, from before he even made Infinite.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    having 2 parents and being educated is considered white in the black community

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's mostly autobiographical, he used lines like "tell your friends you got beaten by a honkey" irl too.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not bad for the 3rd best white rapper.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    your IP exposed this badly
    >please, continue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a /qa/tard, delightful. my favorite type of pansy to ruin
      see you soon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bruh are you really gonna dox me over that? it was a joke, i thought you were joking too. wasn’t trying to be a dick. sorry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cut the bullshit. You chose the wrong guy to frick with today. I’m not like all the other soiboys you try to dab on, I’m an old gay and we do things differently, take things personally. Reply “understood” and cut the shit and I’ll stop running the program im currently using to trace your posts.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            understood

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Cut the bullshit. You chose the wrong guy to frick with today. I’m not like all the other soiboys you try to dab on, I’m an old gay and we do things differently, take things personally. Reply “understood” and cut the shit and I’ll stop running the program im currently using to trace your posts.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a /qa/tard, delightful. my favorite type of pansy to ruin
    >see you soon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      F

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    delete this

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think the elevation of coming from a shit background will be something looked back on as bizarre and embarrassing in a few decades.

    No other culture does it - i think it's some psy op put on the west to make people feel bad and it will be removed when the job is done.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever heard of black people?

      what other schtick do they have?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I guarantee in africa they don't celebrate being from the bottom. I think in part it's pushed here in order to elevate blacks here.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was taught to the slaves so they self-reinforce and condemn the uppity homies who try to read and write, and the house homies and "uncle toms". It continues to the modern day where anyone who didn't grow up in a shithole hood is not a real homie but an uncle tom.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bruh are you really gonna dox me over that? it was a joke, i thought you were joking too. wasn’t trying to be a dick. sorry

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know how some wagecucks like to flex about how many days they have worked straight without sleep and without food and they think they are bad?Same mentality

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cut the bullshit. You chose the wrong guy to frick with today. I’m not like all the other soiboys you try to dab on, I’m an old gay and we do things differently, take things personally. Reply “understood” and cut the shit and I’ll stop running the program im currently using to trace your posts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cut the bullshit. You chose the wrong guy to frick with today. I’m not like all the other soiboys you try to dab on, I’m an old gay and we do things differently, take things personally. Reply “understood” and cut the shit and I’ll stop running the program im currently using to trace your posts.

      samegay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry old boy, close but no cigar.

        Not very good at this Cinemaphile stuff are ya?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that proves nothing, dumb phonegay. return to reddit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >that proves nothing, dumb phonegay. return to reddit

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              doreen is getting an animated spin off? neat! you will still never be a woman tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cut the bullshit. You chose the wrong guy to frick with today. I’m not like all the other soiboys you try to dab on, I’m an old gay and we do things differently, take things personally. Reply “understood” and cut the shit and I’ll stop running the program im currently using to trace your posts.

      newbies pls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try. Been here since 2015 bud.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          2016 for me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          don’t worry, we know

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >don’t worry, we know

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Looks a bretty cool guy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah? Well I've been here since 2014 which makes me an oldgay and you a newbie. Gtfo my interbutts, chud.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          2019 for me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is happening because you fricking original gays are not posting the chart anymore. Frick you both.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >2015
          Tfw 2008 newbie

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >samegay

    >that proves nothing, dumb phonegay. return to reddit

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Best thread on /TV

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Cut the bullshit. You chose the wrong guy to frick with today. I’m not like all the other soiboys you try to dab on, I’m an old gay and we do things differently, take things personally. Reply “understood” and cut the shit and I’ll stop running the program im currently using to trace your posts.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what could have he done to reverse this dis in the eyes of his african peers? start rapping about his GPA?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bots replying to bots: the thread

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >BUT I WENT TO A SHITTY SCHOOL
    >AND MY MOTHER IS A prostitute
    Eminem truly is black.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw been here since 2010
    >I am the oldest gay ITT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2011 my last ex used to come here in 2008 and would always call me a newbie god i miss her stil

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a black person react channel once that made a good point.

    You can't dance/chill to eminem music. shit is for nerdy white guys.

    So no matter if he "raps" better than a black man, his music has no value outside of the producer of the instrumental

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can follow the story, laugh at the jokes, and rap along. Whites and blacks also enjoy different rhythms, I can chill to some Eminem songs, sometimes you get tired of the mindless threats and cliches and want to listen to something with actual substance and technical ability

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah sometimes it’s better to listen to a guy make mindless threats while explaining its to piss people off

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Or instead of threatening to shoot you outside a nightclub for the millionth time, he compares himself to consecutive piles of dogshit you keep stepping in, or how he got into a life or death struggle with some fat ugly b***h he was trying to rape

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Of course, you can't. Eminem doesn't make good music. He became a big name because he was a white edgelord when rap was still black music. He even stole his old flow from Masta Ace and Cage (another white edgelord).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Highest selling solo artist of all time
        >"he is, le bad"
        >19 year old aspiring rapper kind of sounds like the rappers he likes
        >"he's is, le phony"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Highest selling doesn't mean best. There have always been better rappers than him. Eminem's sales fell off a cliff once he talked shit about Trump, he himself said he lost half of his fanbase because of that.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Name 5 rappers better than Eminem

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks eminem is good
          I will never understand people who unironically listen to his shit, it's so fricking cringe, he raps way too fast and makes facebook tier "statements" in his songs.
          I can understand a 15 y/o listening to eminem and thinking he's awesome for rapping like an automatic rifle, but past 18 y/o you should really reconsider your taste in music.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Eminem is bad because he's too good at what he does
            Yeah people were saying shit like this in the 00s too

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            all rap is cringe bro get the frick over it

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His audience are the same sort of people that decry blacks as "acting white" or being uncle toms if they speak properly and aren't stupid, so it fits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His audience is 25 to 40-year-old middle-class suburban white guys. Kid Rock has a more diverse audience.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I meant the audience in the movie

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only shit for brains npcs listen to rap so you all lose. thanks.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WINK DID FRICK MY GIRL
    IM STILL STANDING HERE SCREAMING FRICK Cinemaphile AND /misc/TARDS

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP just mad he can't spit rymes and hang out with black people like my boy em

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is so embarrassing.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing on this planet more cringeworthy than a white person who listens to black music.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wait people think /misc/ is purely pro Russian? Why? If you just go there you see that they are clearly divided on it
    >Russians are all pseudo muslim mutts slava ukraini and hail victory
    >Ukranians are gay NATO puppets, death to America
    It's two clearly right wing factions fighting each other why wouldn't /misc/ be divided on it?

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