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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did lumpy guy end up the general? Weren't they all born a week ago? What are his qualifications?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're like clones in Star Wars, they're put through countless battle simulations before they get born

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      these were all orcs
      only the urak hai were born a week ago

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        First off, you mean the Urak Hai. Orcs have been around for a long time.
        Second, he’s a cripple, but he clearly had strategic experience. If anything, he was one of the most dangerous opponents in the entire trilogy.

        Sauron has his own Uruks

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orcish nepotism thanks to orc penis inspection guy appointing him to that position.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      he lump

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      First off, you mean the Urak Hai. Orcs have been around for a long time.
      Second, he’s a cripple, but he clearly had strategic experience. If anything, he was one of the most dangerous opponents in the entire trilogy.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If anything, he was one of the most dangerous opponents in the entire trilogy.
        Wrong. Lugg knew the importance of fresh legs.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's pretty cool that he showed up out of nowhere with no history or exposition, demonstrating that there is a whole other world in flux outside the story and it just happens to intersect at this point.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually really liked that too. Like you said, it just made their world feel so much larger. I also think it made Sauron seem that much scarier, like whatever victory the heroes had he had something waiting in the wings to up the stakes. It hits home that evil really is numerous and unrelenting.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's white.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He looks like an Orc from way back in the old days. May have even served under Morgoth.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        His name is gothmog, he is likely a baldog orc. A maiar wearing orc flesh

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's old and crippled so he's probably a long serving veteran who got there through grandfather rights and everyone else being dead.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orcs are immortal, but unlike the elves they squander it and don't really ever develop anything of note or build their knowledge. They can survive for a long time though and build a lot of experience. You can think of Orcs almost like MAGA types if humans discovered immortality. They're wretched and degenerated.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    MASK OVER THE NOSE YUGRUB

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how will we defeat Gondor?
    >we’ll use Grond!
    lmao who wrote this bullshit, Doctor Suess?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least he didn't just spell the city name backwards.
      >How will we defeat Gondor?
      >With our ultimate weapon, Rodong!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >AIIIIIIIIIE!!! How can you, Murderman Sharpblade, assassinate your own king? I should have seen through your machinations *dies*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      THE WOLF HEAD IS LIT
      GRONDOR CALLS FOR AID

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        AND RHÛNHAN SHALL ANSWER

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Waste hundreds of orc lives trying to use a log battering ram on a iron studded gate.
    >Oh wait we have a giant magically enchanted flaming battering ram, lets use that instead!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      hundreds of orc lives
      and nothing of value was lost

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      meh, he made the gondorians waste their arrows on the fodder while waiting for ol'Grondy being pulled up from Gondor
      same shit is happening between the ukros and ruskies with wasting artillery shells and drone drops on trench digging and "probing" conscripts

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He dodges catapult at the last second for she.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probing attack

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bane will breach it, bring up the big-guy's head

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your orcfu.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy will always be my favorite.
      >his enthusiasm for catapults
      >his terrific fashion sense
      >his pirate banter

      He's the full package.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >orcs
    >dangerous
    They wear full plate mail yet still get cut down in a single strike. The action in these movies is fricking awful.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what, that your big threats are just storm troopers? It's even worse in the Hobbit.

        They just come off as non threatening cannon fodder.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a legitimate complaint, armor is mostly useless in the movies. Only Frodo is saved by it during the battle of balins tomb.

      I really dislike it when sword slashes cut through plate and mail in movies.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He still doesn't know

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Gondor have archers? why they look exactly like footmen?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ran out of wardrobe after spending all that time and effort on the Easterling armor for a 2 minute scene (and some background extras during the siege of Minas tirith)

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should had one orc that appears in every single fight. And every time you see him again hes more injured then the last time until almost everyone in the fellowships had a stab at him and hes completely disfigured and disabled. Then in the end after surviving all that he falls into that pit that opens at the last battle cause hes too crippled to run away in time.

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