>by a scrawny peasant boy in a rural village
>slap this coat rack a couple times
>can now walk up walls and fly
>by a scrawny peasant boy in a rural village. >slap this coat rack a couple times. >can now walk up walls and fly
>by a scrawny peasant boy in a rural village
>slap this coat rack a couple times
>can now walk up walls and fly
>side character is trained wrong, on purpose, as a joke
>plot twist, his abnormal training is the only thing that can defeat the antagonist
Just like a Stephen Chow's flick
Wimp Lo dies because he was trained wrongly though
Back when 4chins had soul
>yeah just beat up this fricking tree bro, you'll be so strong
>no it won't frick up your hands and feet so you'll never be able to form a fist or walk again, why would you ask that
You should do some reading on how microfractures strengthen bones, it’s only the way people have been training muay thai for the last thousand years. Dunce.
You're sincereposting to a shitpost anon
>sincereposting
That’s all I know how to do my friend.
Never give up, champ. Or do because the internet is a cesspool
One of the last real ones.
>You should do some reading on how microfractures strengthen bones, it’s only the way people have been training muay thai for the last thousand years. Dunce
>hey seatbelts don’t actually save lives ‘cause I knew a guy who knew a guy that was actually KILLED by WEARING a seatbelt. homosexual
he just didnt build up enough immunity to microfractures to not be affected by the macrofracture
>he doesn't know
Know that your mom loves a good spitroasting? We know. Everyone knows.
Shut the frick up Saw Paing
I don’t speak weeb.
This isn't the thread for "that", "me".
You do understand that microfractures are not human's powerups, right?
You literally don't level up your bone structure, only the microfractured part, which can and will lead to overconfidence on your strike and 1mm of error means that you are hitting with regular bone again and now it's all broken
The meme only works for performative acts like breaking bricks and shit that you always do and use the same movements
For muay thai?
>The overall injury rate was 55 injuries per 100 fight exposures, analysis was conducted on 200 muay thai practitioners both pro and casual that had more than 15 serious fights
This fricking bugs thinking they are superman while ignoring the survival bias of all the bugs that didn't make it
>you do understand that if something is done improperly, it will have less efficacy right?
A truism that does not exclude the existence of what you're denying
By your rationale everybody should he able to just pick up boxing mitts and be a champion by practicing.
The QUALITY of training matters.
There are tons of people like you that just talk shit.
It's the same thing anywhere.
There are tons of places in America that will guarantee you it's the "best trainer ever" and he's got a long pedigree of trainees that have been unknown champions.
>lol water? What a fricking joke, when water isn't adequately cleaned, you can get sick
>lol pregnancy doesn't work, if the sperm isn't motile enough the egg can't be inseminated
just wear shin pads. there, I saved you 5000000000 hours of conditioning.
>muh chink martial arts
kek. someone has been watching too many bruce lee movies. asians are tiny and break very easily.
>breaks his shins only to get cucked and get damaged goods
what a terrible movie lol
They should make a directors cut that shows her running away after he finger fricks her and she runs away after she cums and locks herself into the bathroom because she cant handle how she feels and he's sitting yhere going all like "what just happened and why doesnt she ever want to touch me, let alone have sex?"
Search functions are your friend.
That poor banana tree. 🙁
This is actually a thing anon…. It makes your bones harder
why would I leg kick a tree when I could just drink milk
Cool gonna pay a bum to beat the shit out of me with a crowbar. Tell him to get every bone. I'll be like a fricking super saiyan. After I heal I'll be so strong no one can hurt me again.
Your mom makes my bone harder
You’re a big guy
John, Luke, Van! Damn!!
it's hilarious that they pretend mike tyson wouldn't destroy that dude
Fatty cope
Mike Tyson is not fat though. Are you schizo?
>Mike Tyson isn't great!
Eh, it could go both ways. One lucky leg sweep and mike is done, one lucky blow to the chin and ip man is done.
it would be over pretty quickly if he tried deflecting the punches of a boxer like that.
I mean what do asians think boxing even is? Its training your fists to be as fast as humanly possible so they overwhelm any reflexes the opponent might have. The idea of catching a straight punch like that is absolutely ridiculous, dude wouldnt even started moving his arm before the fist hit him.
>monkeybrain think HE BIG PUNCH GOOD SO WIN
Based moron. As someone else put it re boxers vs martial arts, martial artists have stepped into the boxing ring but never the other way around
Real life isn't a shonen anime homosexual. It's pure delusion to think the likes of prime Tyson wouldn't kill every little nip in those videos
I disagree.
If pure boxing/hitting power always beat martial arts we wouldn't have mma be as popular as it is. We'd all still be watching boxing on hbo saturday nights.
I’ve got just the guy.
None of your gay little martial arts are a match for a trained boxer.
>hurr I'll catch your fist midair and counter-attack discombobu-ACK
Enjoy your fractured jaw.
Bruh
He's a boxer. An mma dude would destroy any jap but a boxer? The frick is he gonna do against takedowns and kicks?
>punch someone as they go for a takedown: win
>punch someone after their kick misses (or even if it lands): win
gg ez
How the frick do you think you become god tier at boxing?
Their reflexes are insane. You're reacting to jabs thrown from a foot away. And most of the eastern martial arts don't feature takedowns.
> eastern martial arts don't feature takedowns.
Judo. You’re moronic aren’t you?
That guy getting thrown is a moron for putting his arm out like that to try and stop the throw. You never do that as it almost always results in a broken arm. He's lucky he got thrown the way he did.
Tyson fought bums and lost twice to real competition like Holyfield and Lewis. Or even to random bums like Kevin McBride and Danny Williams. And this was all in a sport without kicks, knees, or elbows.
The part where he punches the Asian guy in the liver with full force would've been game over.
The IP man in the movies is a fictional animu character who can have a broken leg and still take on 15 dudes at a time who all have weapons. With his movie power-level he definitely could beat Mike Tyson. The real life IP man or any real life wing chun master would get destroyed though.
he was much more unique than the other guys
>band of ruffians go around looking to fight dojo leaders
>sensei/sifu protag kindly invites them in and offers to show them what he knows
>they mistake the protag's kindness for weakness
Why do they always make this mistake?
>band of ruffians is always lead by a vaguely jomon/zhaung looking guy
Personally, I like to perform my ultimate technique on my opponent and then walk away smugly confident that I've won the fight, not bothering to look back. Hasn't failed me yet.
Breaking the dojo is an old tradition. Fun fact: Before becoming an actor, Tak Sakaguchi used to break dojos
Versus was such kino
Its legit
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>little kung fu master uses Rhino fighting style
>fat Sammo Hung master uses Hamster style
What is the white man's fighting Style ?
Guns.
Paying brown people to fight for you. Anyone remember the last president that actually ever fought in a war? Yeah.
>Eisenhower, Grant, Jackson, Roosevelt
Bush Sr
israeli post
Is presidency about whiteness? I seem to recall a rather swarthy fellow quite recently...
Wypipo see the drunken brawler as the epitome of fighting spirit. Which is true, if a drunk 's not a one hitter quitter, he's not going down easy.
savate
but now CQB/CQC
grappling/wrestling.
Boxing
Catch wrestling
Collar-and-elbow
Pistol dueling
Fencing
Moaning fist
Devil Trigger
>What is the white man's fighting Style ?
kingdom come 2 looking bretty gud
I've watched several dozen kung fu movies over the years, and I still have no idea how that thing works. It's like a punching bag or something, and you can get hit by it if you don't block the spinning (?) bars?
It’s used to teach blocking muscle memory and to strengthen and toughen your hands and forearms.
it's to help train how to trap fight in wing chun
basically the only useful thing about wing chun besides their groin front kick
trap fighting is great if you also learn muay thai and combine it with rabbit punching and elbow strikes from clinch
you can snap a neck easily on a clinch using an elbow uppercut using trap fighting
> you can snap a neck
Absolute fiction. Snapping someones neck by hand is so close to impossible it might as well just be impossible. You need enormous strength and the ability to lift and twist at the same time. It’s the biggest load of horseshit in martial arts. Rear naked choke is infinitely more doable.
which youtuber martial arts podcaster gave you this cope kek
Your mom told me last night, well she tried to but her mouth was full (if you know what I mean) we got there eventually. Why do you ask?
> mouth was full (if you know what I mean)
I don’t. What do you mean?
My mum is such a slob, don't feed her too much you rascal!
Wing Chun has never helped anyone win a fight. Chinese martarts are a literally meme.
False. Watch videos posted above, also there are shaolin munks who fight in MMA overseas and win all the time.
Never happened. Wing Chun is literal granny jazzercise shit
This is one your brain when you're born in USA.
I think you’re trying to call that guy a moron while being moronic yourself. What the frick are you trying to say here???
Whites are getting mad kek
When they're not mad? They create /misc/ to share their anger and still isn't enough
Le pol is indians and pakis throwing shit at each other
Get out of my heckin wholesome chungus wuxia thread. Your bait is unwanted here.
Sumo is the best martial art
nip
I dont get how training with these achieves anything
the elbow block looks neat but im not sure about the rest
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnnADjBUWsU
>sign into the botnet to confirm your age
oh well frick Google
posting this Kino anyway
>m-muh botnet
If you're too moronic to bypass age confirmation, my suggestion is to either have a nice day or leave this place and learn some skills.
>bro muscles get stronger when you damage them? gonna cut my arms into ribbons with a knife im gonna be so buff haha!
>japanese mafia kills family
>punch Ninja Tree for a minute
>can now destroy an entire room of ninjas
Brad Pitt hits back.
Yeah, in movies. 49 years after Bruce Lee died.
How can Bruce Lee ever recover?
I'd like to see him go up against Cinemaphile
>making a differentiation between "striking" and "grappling"
>does not grasp the irony of gracie judo promotion aka UFC
"Mixed" martial arts is not a new concept. Its moden conception starts with Bruce Lee however.
Jujutsu, karate are complete fighting forms, same as Muai Thai. They have both grappling techniques and strikes.
It all comes down to how much time you put into them.
Illiterate, did you not read the part of and I quote
>I need to narrow down this topic or it will become a complete structural mess
Regurgitating what you just Google'd isn't impressive and neither is proclaiming that <insert art> was a complete form then and there. Since a 100 years ago majority of martial arts that are still practiced today focus on a single skill, either striking or grappling (or trapping). Your obscure Ki complete self-defense killer art isn't quality and you can put as much time as you want your average gymgay is going to knock you out with a single blind swing.
And yes, I'm making a differentiation between striking and grappling because idiots like you had move the goalposts far from its original position. Again, what was the original post that started this moronicstorm? I'm not going to hold a child's hand and show him to said specific location again.
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And well, I came home very late at night and my wife was passed out and unfortunately she died from alcohol poisoning, the baby wasn't in the house, he was at her parents house.
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Maybe Donnie Yen couldn't beat Tyson, but martial art ability could definitely neutralize a weight advantage. There's no point in engaging in debates with people like you anyways whose idea of an intellectual debate is BJJ vs karate and "history" is the history of UFC
>moving goalpost
>still doesn't understand what weight class is
Illiterate and moronic. But yes, weekend warrior who thinks he spars with thirty year old has any say in this topic.
>so brain-dead he thinks IF HE DISAGREE HE JUST WORSE FIGHTER
I don't give a frick about MMA. Can Donnie Yen beat Tyson in a fight? Maybe, maybe not. Can superior technique beat superior strength? 100% possible. Can superior strength beat superior technique? Also 100% possible. To pretend there is some objective answer to this is as moronic as being you
>Can superior technique beat superior strength? 100% possible. Can superior strength beat superior technique? Also 100% possible
These are by no means equal. Size and strength are far more powerful assets than technique. In cases where "superior technique beats strength", 99% of the time it's against someone who has literally no technique, and the smaller guy manages to sneak in a submission because the bigger guy has no clue what's even go on. One beginner course of bjj/mma later, and the small guy's years of training would be rendered useless.
Depending on how large the difference in size/strength is, the "amount" of training required to neutralize such an advantage probably does increase exponentially. That being said I don't know how much training Donnie Yen has, but I think it's theoeterically possible someone could beat Tyson that way
I have a similar looking tool in my basement but I use it very differently.
Why was IP man 1 so much better than the sequels, bros?
>I enter the thread and ask a question
>thread dies
No. I have to bump it until someone responds now.
that happens to me everytime
Because it was inspired by the chinamen's raw hatred for the japs. The chinamen's hatred towards the bongs, while perhaps just as justified, isn't as fresh in their minds as greater asia coprosperity sphere is. Plus the japs make for better baddies because muh honoruburr sparring.
CHING CHONG MARTIAL "ART" IS SO FRICKING CRINGE FRICK OFF.
>roughly 125 pounds vs 220 pounds
not even a fair fight