This is why the obi wan running scene was shit and all these productions are shitty. If you want to do a running scene you put the camera in a fricking car. With these skywire shitrigs they have to speed walk like a moron with a shitty diaper to stay in proper frame. But it’s “safer”, easier, and a whole extra company of israelites get a paycheck for it.
oh noes, is your man baby fantasy world of 100% made up D&D BS shattered by a random black dude? Like I get b***hing MJ in Spiderman isn't a hot red head like decades of comics.
This sort of stuff? Ehhhhh not so much
You will all meme but the southland/Harad storyline is easily the most interesting bit of OC they have presented so far
It's actually a way to expand middle earth without going too wild and show how the people of those lands ended up turning to Melkor worship when stuck in the middle of a Numenorean/Sauron power struggle
>all white males humbly bending the knee passing the torch to a self-made strong womyn
I wonder how they got away with this indeed. I also wonder who she's gonna bang
The male harfoot/hobbit has what looks like a walking stick so he might not be mobile enough for physical labour
These images didn't come with much context, just that they are a nomadic group
I get to irrationally annoyed at modern fantasy where they keep giving characters hairstyles that are basically impossible to maintain for the technology level.
>I get to irrationally annoyed at modern fantasy where they keep giving characters hairstyles that are basically impossible to maintain for the technology level
I recommend you stay away from pic related, it would probably trigger you to death.
they fly now?
they fly now
No, the horses are CGI so they do this instead. Wish I was joking.
No fricking way.
DEY FLY
Oh boy I sure am excited to see how this mixed race romance subplot turns out!
I do not watch shows with large amounts of Melanin.
hahahahaha
mOsT eXpEnSiVe ShOw EvAr
what
Where does he get his hair cut like that? What's Mirkwood (formerly Greenwood)'s barbershop policy?
This is why the obi wan running scene was shit and all these productions are shitty. If you want to do a running scene you put the camera in a fricking car. With these skywire shitrigs they have to speed walk like a moron with a shitty diaper to stay in proper frame. But it’s “safer”, easier, and a whole extra company of israelites get a paycheck for it.
>you put the camera in a fricking car
Through a woodland? You try that and get back to us, moron
You set up a camera rail and then drive along the actor.
He actually looks good in these pics, chuds can't stop taking Ls
Because they are lightening his blackness, even his fronis gone now
Why the frick would you give someone an office worker haircut in a fantasy film. Awful.
Cause only James Earl Jones can pull off the long straight hair.
so he should be rocking a 1970s fro?
he shouldnt be a Black person
oh noes, is your man baby fantasy world of 100% made up D&D BS shattered by a random black dude? Like I get b***hing MJ in Spiderman isn't a hot red head like decades of comics.
This sort of stuff? Ehhhhh not so much
>D&D BS
Weak bait.
Make it D&D and nobody complains, woketard
this is almost a hundred years of books they are shitting on, you homosexual
you’re a homosexualy r*dditor future-suicide though so your opinion doesn’t mean anything
Elves have long hair. Blacks don't have long hair. Blacks can't be elves ever.
This
They should literally do some kind of white face and have long blonde hair.
Hollywood has forgotten the whole point of a FANTASY film is the FANTASY part. Nobody wants a cast that represents America and looks like Americans.
lol frick off Black person
True he looks good for an orc.
>dirty elves
DEY FLY NAO?
>good
No, he's still a black elf
WE WUZ ELVES N' SHIT
>good
He really doesn't.
White men cant jump
This show looks worse every time I see a production photo
Why'd they give him a buzzcut though? It's like they're trying to make him as un-elven as possible.
He may/may not get his head shaved by orcs in ep1
We know he gets captured by them
You will all meme but the southland/Harad storyline is easily the most interesting bit of OC they have presented so far
It's actually a way to expand middle earth without going too wild and show how the people of those lands ended up turning to Melkor worship when stuck in the middle of a Numenorean/Sauron power struggle
Is...is.is t-that a Black elf? Am I seeing right?
The woman he's banging is pretty hot for a 40 year old tbqh
we elves and shieeeet
Bought a physical copy of the magazine this morning, stay mad losers
mad because you spent money on useless garbage? wut
Tribute, now!
post your little paki hands
WHY DOES HE HAVE A BUZZ CUT
WHY DOES HE HAVE A BUZZ CUT
WHY DOES HE HAVE A BUZZ CUT
WHY DOES HE HAVE A BUZZ CUT
A fade buzz cut at that
kino
what era of elden ring this is?
nice plastic armor
>all white males
How did they get away with this?
>all white males humbly bending the knee passing the torch to a self-made strong womyn
I wonder how they got away with this indeed. I also wonder who she's gonna bang
Gil-galad's immigration policy
>no Sauron
>no Blacks
The Excalibur remake looks promising.
little hobbit girls are cute
CUTE
>you know what would go really well with this barristers wig? Some leaves of grass.
rings of power is the gift that keeps giving
what in tarnation
what's wrong?
Are boys extinct in this world? Also father walking while kids are working rubs me the wrong way.
They identify as boys you BIGOT
The male harfoot/hobbit has what looks like a walking stick so he might not be mobile enough for physical labour
These images didn't come with much context, just that they are a nomadic group
The amount of CGI makes me puke.
Every shot looks fake and plastic.
There isn't a single bit of CGI in any of the pictures itt lmao
Kaching
A toast, a toast to middle earth!
>spend the whole meal picking leaves out of your food and drink
>buzzcut in a medieval society
I get to irrationally annoyed at modern fantasy where they keep giving characters hairstyles that are basically impossible to maintain for the technology level.
>I get to irrationally annoyed at modern fantasy where they keep giving characters hairstyles that are basically impossible to maintain for the technology level
I recommend you stay away from pic related, it would probably trigger you to death.
But can they swim?