>calls you a sexist, misogynist dinosaur.
Your response?
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>calls you a sexist, misogynist dinosaur.
>calls you a sexist, misogynist dinosaur.
Your response?
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She's right
How much can you bench?
>"ok. and?"
what anyone should've answered to any accusations of "sexism" or "racism" during the last half century.
This. I was expecting Bond to answer with that but he never did. Imagine what Sean's Bond would have said to that b***h.
He wouldn't have shaid a single word. He would've shlapped the b***h, and thatsh what nobody did.
True. Pierce's movies felt a bit cucked but still had sex and hot girls in them. Craig on the other hand lol does anyone even like that guy anymore
Craigs bond is so goddamn pathetic. Always looks like he’s about to cry from severe constipation or something
He got replaced by MI6 with some sheeboon in his last movie. Yeah, we're not getting another Bond. NTTD was what people think DAD was. At least DAD made money and audiences liked it.
no way a woman would ever hold such a position back then
>Your response?
Im not a dinosaur
smash her fricking face in
Why Mommy?
>ruins your franchise
Not a single movie in this franchise was ever good after she appeared.
>You forgot 'racist'
>Uh.. well you’re older than me.. so…
Dinosaurs are badaaaasss
>sexist, misogynist
At least I’m not redundant.
You will be after she fires you
How so?
>redundant (comparative more redundant, superlative most redundant)
>[...]
>3. (chiefly Britain, Ireland, New Zealand, Australia) Dismissed from employment because no longer needed.
> Four employees were made redundant.
if he could be fired without issue he might have been redundant BEFORE the firing, but certainly not after being fired
I'm a god damn sexual tyrannosaurus
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give me a chuckle in these dark times
I dunno, thanks?
Yes, thank you.
rape her
Break her nose, bend her over the desk and frick her in the ass raw, then donkey punch her into unconsciousness before caving her head in with that bottle in the background.
Tell Barbara that she needs to stop self inserting herself into scripts and then go feed my wife some cake.
It was her idea, wasn't it? None of the GoldenEye scripts have M as a woman.
Cubby wasn't around. She did Brosnan dirty by giving him shit-tier scripts, over and over again.
Poor dude revived the series. Die Another Day was the most successful film in the series when it was released. I 'member.
Brosnan was a picture-perfect James Bond and the best 'cinematic Bond' since Connery but he came in too late and with a Kathleen Kennedy in charge. His movies were massive and made more each time but he still got replaced. Go figure lol
I hear the new M….is a LADY!
it was a subtle nod at the donkey kong mode
>I also hate israelites and believe theres only two genders. What of it?
You forgot racist
also antisemitic
what the frick is "semitic"?
Open the door and get on the floor.
I smirk and sip scotch, and keep calling her ma'am in a way that sounds like 'mom' because she's a nagging c**t
She drinks bourbon rather than scotch.
oh look it's the homosexual who won't just post some dumb joke answer and cares about this shithole and what is posted
homosexual
thanks for pointing it out anon now i will avoid this lonely reddit homosexual's threads
Thanks you too
she lived during the dinosaurs?
Well, I am a sexual tyrannosaurus, thanks for noticing!
>Thanks mum
>I've got your 'dinosaur' right here
*unzips dick*
you're the dinosaur, love
>save the world literally dozens of times
>treat women like nothing more than flings
>the one time you do fall in love, your wife is killed.
>fall in love again, she also gets killed
Bond was always destined to be alone, the 00 lifestyle doesn't suit romance.
Who's the second girl that died? I remember Tracy or is it Vesper?
Yeah Vesper, he definitely loved her
Ahh yes. Well, Bond books do turn into bit of misery porn. He also gets tortured nearly every novel. I think it balances out the literally me moments where he charms girls and does awesome shit.
Yes, Ma'am
correct her about the dinosaur part, I'm still somewhat young
>is meant to be playing an older version of Bond
>Looks younger than every other person who played him
>Plays Pink Floyd's "The Wall"
This never happened to the other fellow!
>looks directly at camera
Starting roaring and stomping around like a t-rex and knocking things off the wall and desk.
"Charmed, I'm sure"
Winrar
Indeed. And yet you still need me
"Shut up b***h, SKRREEEEEEEONK" then I hit her with the atomic breath
Yes, and?
>Well, I am defending the remnants of a racist, evil, declining empire.
Says the dinosaur
>"Yes, I am. In fact I hate w*men so much that I only frick dudes now."
I’d roar like a pterodactyl
That’s what no one else did
Yeah, well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!
1990s British feminism was uniquely awful and shrill.
im a relic from the cold war
>now now M
>there's no need for such flattery
Unironically always took me off guard, because I don't think the Bond in the movies particularly is a misogynist.
Book Bond was. Book Bond explicitly disliked women, but that's a different character.
>he's le bad because he likes having sex, but doesn't form lasting relationships because of the nature of his work
???
He literally tried to get married once, and an assassin killed his wife. Yeah, big misogynist.
I just told them to not frick where the nsa can see them