They don't for certain, they just notice that you don't seem very skilled and/or engaged socially, and extrapolate from this that you probably don't have sex often, or ever.
Men can do this too, anyone can if they bother to think about it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
women don't need to have social skills to get laid though
in fact, most of them don't. it's crazy how many women on dating apps give one words responses or don't know how to carry a conversation
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>women don't need to have social skills to get laid though
Probably because that's not what men are looking for. There is a double standard.
They are socialized more heavily from a young age, and those who really have poor social skills in a similar way as some men are rarer. And even in those cases, they'll find men willing to have sex with them.
But by "men can do this too", I was referring to having a guess as to whether a man is a virgin or not.
Literally haven’t had sex with a woman in over 7 months and women fawn over me. I tease them and lead them on and shit. I’m doing celibacy to work on myself and they can sense it I guess. They sense wanting something they can’t have.
Simple; you pathetic nerds make me fricking laugh at how easily fixable your lives would be if you just grew the frick up, and acted like adults instead of living on the internet.
But you don't. You're just meat bags taking up space in civil society. Sharing your useless contrarian bullshit on a dying website, thinking the outside world owes you a fricking crown and a castle. You don't want to be men. you want to remain children until you're dead.
So, fricking have a nice day. You specifically first. Black personhomosexual.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Bro, you're so fricking cool. I bet all the kids in middle school must think you're really tough.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Simple; you pathetic nerds make me fricking laugh at how easily fixable your lives would be if you just grew the frick up, and acted like adults instead of living on the internet.
Wow. Such platitudes. What is this, reddit? You don't know these people, many of them may have very different reasons for being the way they are. But of course you just know the best. You completely lack any intellectual humility. Sign of low IQ.
nta but virgins who put sex and pussy on a pedestal deserve to be miserable, it's not that big of a deal
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Have you been an incel? Have you read any of the research on the effects of this state of being? Have you talked to any to find out how they feel? You seem to have very low emotional intelligence.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
if it makes you feel any better I ignored two women who wanted to hang out tonight to get drunk and watch x-files lol
A friend of mine tried a escort and he got blackmailed by her pimp. He called the police, his mother found out and kicked him out. He then decided to become a gigolo and last time I saw him he was still going at it
not him but I tried to get to lose it two hookers twice and both ghosted me. On the second try, I made sure to get the exact address and everything in advance but the doorbell had no names on it and when I asked again on Whatsapp she blocked me, in front of the fricking door. I completely gave up there, what are the chances of that happening twice? That's when I came to terms that everything is a fake and gay simulation or similar.
Im honestly thinking about seeing an escort. Like, ive had sex but not good sex. Before shit gets worse in the world i just want to experience what mind blowing sex is like. I know that seeing escorts is somewhat sketchy, especially if they dont respond back to you. Any tips from anons ITT when i actually make the decision to go see one?
>your the "man" she settled with after having fun in her youth
it's not a bad thing if she can accept that the relationship you have now is infinitely better.
You're just the guy she begrudgingly settled for after realizing that she couldn't get the same caliber of men to date her, that she could get to hook up with her. But hey, if you're happy, then I wish you all the best. If I were in your shoes, I would feel so humiliated and worthless, that I wouldn't be able to look at myself in the mirror.
>she begrudgingly settled for
Why are relationships such a bad thing? >the same caliber of men to date her, that she could get to hook up with her
The bar for a long term relationship is so much higher than a fling or a hookup. I've done both
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>The bar for a long term relationship is so much higher than a fling or a hookup
For men. But not for women. Guys are much more willing to "frick down" than women do, so women have access to much more attractive men for casual sex, than they do for relationships. So, those are the guys they usually end up hooking up with. And when I say "attractive", I don't mean just physical stuff. Famous musicians frick hoards of groupies, but wouldn't date the vast majority of them.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
What does that have to do with my standards for a long term partner? I'm not dating ugly women.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm not talking about your standards. Let me repeat for you the point I was making: >You're just the guy she begrudgingly settled for after realizing that she couldn't get the same caliber of men to date her, that she could get to hook up with her.
It's okay. I think you're a valuable human being. Besides, women constantly sleep with criminals, murderers, rapists, etc. Their interest is not an accurate judgement of how good of a person you are.
>just go with the "dude chill don't worry it will happen" meme and guess what, nothing ever happens
That's how it works for most people. Clearly you're doing something wrong.
>go to school/work >don't talk to anyone >go home >repeat
How can you normies not fathom how easy it is to go through life with no friends or relationships? If you do nothing and don't talk to anyone it's very easy to remain a virgin longer than normal. Being social is hard for a lot of people
>there are no women at school or work >working or going to school means you can't online date
Yeah nah. You're actively going out of your way to avoid having sex.
Grow up in an environment where your mother is an absentee junkie who you never see, a father who’s obsessed with running a business, and keeps you at arms length constantly, a stepmother who openly hates you, an extended family who you barely know, a school environment who picks up on your weakness and bullies you relentlessly for it, not much in the way of any sort of support structure, spend your teenage years working for your dad instead of socializing, and then get told “Good luck, butthole”, and kicked out into adulthood with PTSD from the abusive stepmother, and minimal experience socializing, let alone know where to even begin with women.
This is the only conceivable explanation - you've been so buckbroken and bullied that you're mentally ill and scared of human interaction.
But I'm guessing 99% of virgin anons ITT have never had any bad shit happen to them that most people haven't also gone through.
>actively going out of your way to avoid having sex
I'm not one of those people for whom sex and relationships, and friends just magically fall into their lap. I struggle to talk to people and no one talks to me so I have nothing. Actively avoiding sex is such a strange perspective. I can't avoid something I never have opportunities for
I recently became... very similar to the guy in the OP. Upon reflection, I have in fact actively avoided the forms of socialization which naturally lead to sex. Bars, prom, church (yes, church leads to sex, or so I have come to understand), places like that. I had a happy childhood and supportive parents. I am white. I am 6'0". I am not short, fat, or ugly. Just an average looking guy. It's the sheer autism. Also, I refuse to use social media beyond a few very perfunctory things (Cinemaphile doesn't count).
>I have in fact actively avoided the forms of socialization which naturally lead to sex. Bars, prom, church >It's the sheer autism.
Are you sure it's autism and not anxiety over being in an uncomfortable situation? It sucks when you're in your 20s because everyone took that plunge as kids when the social stakes were much lower. By the time they turn 18 they have gone through the good and bad times and are relatively developed adults. But when you have avoided socialization and are now an adult man, failure becomes much more humiliating than getting laughed at by schoolmates. However, this is the only path to integrate into society and start getting experience with women.
You're probably onto something, I only use the word "autism" as a catch-all phrase. But there is definitely something "spergy" going on in my psychology.
As I write, the weather is nice and there are thousands upon thousands of people outside socializing at bars and restaurants. A short distance away, I am sitting alone in my apartment analyzing a chess problem and shitposting. Also I'm a loner and people are wary of those.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
> I only use the word "autism" as a catch-all phrase. But there is definitely something "spergy" going on in my psychology.
I think you're probably like me when I was in my early 20s. I avoided doing stuff or being social because I was aware I was weird, found weird things funny, etc. I didn't want to get judged, basically. I think I'm still the same, just more aware of what I can do without coming off as a weirdo. I still avoid things I think are out of my depth but I participate in some things once in a while. Tonight my wife went to bed early and I'm drinking and posting on Cinemaphile, which I enjoyed back then too. I haven't changed at all, but am much more capable of seeming more normal to others and maintaining a humble social life.
actively choosing to online date is taking action
online dating is not "doing nothing".
Also, not him, but there are legitimately no women at my work, at least not ones that i would meet as part of my job. So I would be going out of my way to talk to them
>there are no women at school or work
Workplaces are high risk and you're likely to get a call from HR or in the worst case fired for unwanted advances. Not worth risking your entire career over over pussy.
Grow up in an environment where your mother is an absentee junkie who you never see, a father who’s obsessed with running a business, and keeps you at arms length constantly, a stepmother who openly hates you, an extended family who you barely know, a school environment who picks up on your weakness and bullies you relentlessly for it, not much in the way of any sort of support structure, spend your teenage years working for your dad instead of socializing, and then get told “Good luck, butthole”, and kicked out into adulthood with PTSD from the abusive stepmother, and minimal experience socializing, let alone know where to even begin with women.
And now get this, I had a great childhood, two loving parents to this day, never bullied or any noteworthy trauma whatsoever and I still ended up as a kissless virgin whoops h-haha
>go to school/work >don't talk to anyone >go home >repeat
How can you normies not fathom how easy it is to go through life with no friends or relationships? If you do nothing and don't talk to anyone it's very easy to remain a virgin longer than normal. Being social is hard for a lot of people
Haha, there's no way there are people who are actually like that! I mean you can just go outside and women will come up to you and ask for sex. It's not that hard!
>everyone acts like this movie is mocking them >the actual movie's whole point is that sex doesn't really matter without love and being a virgin doesn't make you a freak
Why do people who browse the Cinemaphile - Television and Film board have such poor media literacy? It wasn't even subtle
I lost it at 25. Since you asked, I'll tell you.
I went back to school for a master's degree and I met new people there. I befriended a couple and the girl offered to introduce me to a friend of hers. I was nervous but I agreed. On the second date I did everything in my power to sleep with her, I even rented a hotel room because I am a poorgay who still lives with his parents.
It was pretty pathetic but it was unironically cheaper than a postitute because I only laid down 15 euros for the room and she paid her own meal.
I was really nervous that she'd notice I was a virgin and supposedly she didn't, if my friend is to be believed. That helped, but I might still as well still be a virgin.
I'm [...]. So no, it wasn't rape, I just got really lucky. She had just broken up with her boyfriend from another town and was sensitive, and I was desperate to get laid, so I pushed her pretty hard, but she was never unwilling. We were doing it and halfway through she stopped and told me she didn't want to keep going, so I pulled out, hung around a bit hoping she'd get into it again -she never did- and eventually fell asleep because I was too defeated to go home. It sucked on every level, but at least that virginity induced anxiety is now gone.
Even though you felt bad, I still would like to congratulate you for sealing the deal. It must have taken a lot of mental fortitude to get to that point. I don't think I would have been able to do it.
Nah, also lost it at 26. Was at a bar in Spain and a fat girl accidentally stepped on my foot and apologized, so I asked her her name. Turns out she was a bit of a freak
I lost it at 25. Since you asked, I'll tell you.
I went back to school for a master's degree and I met new people there. I befriended a couple and the girl offered to introduce me to a friend of hers. I was nervous but I agreed. On the second date I did everything in my power to sleep with her, I even rented a hotel room because I am a poorgay who still lives with his parents.
It was pretty pathetic but it was unironically cheaper than a postitute because I only laid down 15 euros for the room and she paid her own meal.
I was really nervous that she'd notice I was a virgin and supposedly she didn't, if my friend is to be believed. That helped, but I might still as well still be a virgin.
. So no, it wasn't rape, I just got really lucky. She had just broken up with her boyfriend from another town and was sensitive, and I was desperate to get laid, so I pushed her pretty hard, but she was never unwilling. We were doing it and halfway through she stopped and told me she didn't want to keep going, so I pulled out, hung around a bit hoping she'd get into it again -she never did- and eventually fell asleep because I was too defeated to go home. It sucked on every level, but at least that virginity induced anxiety is now gone.
>We were doing it and halfway through she stopped and told me she didn't want to keep going, so I pulled out, hung around a bit hoping she'd get into it again -she never did- and eventually fell asleep because I was too defeated to go home
yikes and oofpilled
Goddamn, one of the most pathetic stories I've heard in a while.
As you may imagine, I wasn't able to finish. It also didn't feel good, like at all. Not bad, just nothing. I came to loathe sex after that. All the mystery is now gone and replaced by disappointment. I lost all motivation to try again.
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Even though you felt bad, I still would like to congratulate you for sealing the deal. It must have taken a lot of mental fortitude to get to that point. I don't think I would have been able to do it.
Thanks, I appreciate it. I rushed into it like a dumbass and she did too because she was probably still hurting from her previous relationship. It was hard I'm retrospective, choosing to do it was harder than actually doing it. I somewhat regret it, but it was a necessary step. The only thing that separates it from prostitution is that she was into me at first. I can claim I "did it" even if it was phyrric at best.
The point is you have to meet a unicorn girl 1/100000 and you can't do that in your bedroom. You have to maximize odds by meeting a ton of women and 99% will reject you or be passive because you are not Chad. 1% will try to frick you.
Only if you expect other people to do all the thinking for you. Too much thinking is the bane of our era. I once went to a party alone, which my friends later told me was stupid and weird, but I managed to talk to people there. I did it because I didn’t really think. Either way, it depends on you too, your likes, your interests, etc. Taking every opportunity within your routine to meet new people.
No, it’s just a gross oversimplification, up there with “You just walk in, dress well, look them in the eye, hand them your resume, and you’ll get that job”. It’s literal Boomer logic. We don’t live in that world anymore.
Just become a regular at a local dive bar. Go in midday on a weekend and just sit at the bar casually drinking. even if youre a turbo autismo if you act like a decent person youll become a regular and fresh meat to all the broken barslags that are also regulars.
I could go to the local dive bar every single day and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't ever speak a word with anyone but the bar guy when ordering if I don't actively try to approach other people
local places arent like that. Its a bunch of lonely alcoholics during the day time. Sometimes the crowd gets younger at night, but it doesnt matter once you become a regular. Youll have a bloated liver and an STD in no time.
How do I stop being a feminine b***h who believes in soulmates and compatible and become a normal high test man who can be like >ME SEE HOT GIRL >ME APPROACH HOT GIRL >ME GET SEX
I'm unironically way too picky about personality and that's my problem. I wish I could be like most men who only care about looks
sticking your dick in moronic women you cant imagine being in a relationship with is a waste of time. repeatedly sticking your dick in them until something snaps inside of you and makes you think a relationship is a good idea is doubly moronic. just jerk off. the entire broscience behind JERKING OFF BAD is moronic, just dont sit down for an 8 hour goon sesh. being a slave to pussy is fricking pathetic behavior.
95% of women are not worth your time or effort in any way. i have had sex, masturbation is better almost every time.
exposure to women also ages you, i have had much less sex than most of the other guys i know and they all look busted in their 30s meanwhile I look ~10 years younger than my actual age. Which sucks when you're in your 20s but by the time you enter your 30s it's very valuable.
This is true. Having a partner for life >>>> having unloving sex with hundreds of strangers
I'm only 22 but it feels hopeless. I still have a few years left in college to make something happen but I commute and don't know anybody so I'm not sure how to even start. I also am extremely particular and autistic and can only do basic small talk with normies until they leave me alone. I'm basically waiting on some unicorn which will obviously never happen. Also my dick doesn't work because I'm a schizo on a heavy dose of risperidone. I try to hold on to hope but it feels over. I'm also so far gone with porn that I'm barely even attracted to normal women (mostly jerk off to fatties and traps). FML
you should make it your #1 priority to learn how to socialize BEFORE you graduate. Join clubs and spots groups and you will make friends, go to parties, and meet women.
>out on the town in college >drunk girl trips and stumbles into me, sort of catch her >without a word we start making out >hang out for the rest of the night >I'm drunk enough that I muster up the courage to ask her back to my apartment >she agrees >"Holy hell, this is it" >as we're going to my bedroom I'm suddenly overwhelmed by disgust at myself and (for some reason) her >have a literally physical reaction, fight or flight kicks in, feel like I'm going to pass out >say something like "Actually I don't think we should do this" and awkwardly apologize for wasting her time >she's clearly weirded out but leaves without saying much >haven't so much as held hands with another woman since, and the concept of casual sex makes me feel physically sick
I don't know if it was the spirit of Hitler telling me that she had syphilis or what, but I've had no interest in losing my v-card since. "Making love" to "a girlfriend I care about" is currently off the table for other reasons.
based autist
I have been feeling very depressed recently.
better days are on the way
>girl wants to hang out this weekend and has been trying to make plans all week >ex-gf wants to hang out and cheat on her new boyfriend with me (again) >lie to new girl and tell her I have food poisoning with violent diarrhea so I can't hang out >don't even bother replying to my ex >getting drunk alone and watching x-files instead
Women aren't worth it
homosexual
I was an autistic sperg and I lost it at 17 to a 15 year old emo girl that I messaged on myspace. how do you manage to NOT have sex in the age of tinder and grindr?
Lv 23 virgin here
I'm shit out of luck >get on dating apps >no matches >go out >nothing happens >talk to random on discord >nothing happens
My life is a nothingburger
VNs and Virt-a-Mate get it done for now, and in the next 5-10 years, there will be AI waifus who will talk to you, and I’m sure with the right combination of VR and sex toys be able to have sex with you. Perfect for dudes like me who have basically checked out, and are kind of too old to get back into it anyway even if I wanted to get back into the dating scene.
You have a high sex drive. I'm 31 and I fap maybe once a week, when I get an itch. Sometimes I even forget about it and go for longer periods, and end up having a nightly ejaculation.
I noticed the drive changing throughout my 20s, in my early 20s this would have been unthinkable.
said. I can contain all my sex drive to 30 minutes (max, often less) in my room and then I'm free to do other things. Either way, all needs can be mitigated from the mind with enough scarcity.
My mate and I wanted to try a threesome. He told me he had found someone. By the time we got there I was absolutely hammered. I gave her the money ( my mate asked me if I could front it).
He ended up fricking her and I just sat there, naked, sipping my beer and taking a puff. Best money I ever spent, lel.
They told me before there would be no pressure. Which I agreed on...
Long story short: It was a costly experience. I didn't get laid. I feel like I'm at my nadir.
I felt humiliated. But it's ok, since the guy is a good friend. He gave me some dickpills before, but they just didn't work and I didn't care anymore at that point. Lesson learned: never go out for a frick when not sober.
I really don't get it. Sex is easy. This isn't even how I lost mine: >be me early 20s >total sperg, unable to make new connections outside of people I already know >best friend I've known since 1st grade is a super outgoing redneck extrovert >he's trying to frick this girl so we go drinking at her apartment with her roommate >roommate is a curvy redhead who I instantly get a boner for >we all play kinds and get completely shitfaced >redhead is into my friend but he's into the chick he went there for >redhead decides to go to bed >my buddy and girl he's talking to start making out on the couch >his girl tells me to go upstairs to redheads room >knock on the door and say "hey (roommate) told me to crash in here" >get in bed with her and start making out >undress her, fondle the tiddies, might have made out with her >frick but have whiskey dick and can't cum >pass out >wake up in the morning when she has to go to work >we're both a bit weirded out, don't even know each other's names >my buddy ditched that night when his girl wouldn't put out, he drove home and is passed out in his apartment >his girl drops me off at his apartment and I sleep in my car until I have to go to work
Sadly that's the only redhead I ever had sex with. I saw her again when she came through the drive through at the restaurant I worked at the time. My buddy apparently works with her husband now but this was all years ago
>>his girl tells me to go upstairs to redheads room >>get in bed with her and start making out
you are a at least 08/10 dude, aren't you?
My first time trying to have sex I somehow wound up trying to frick some dumb b***h in the same room as another guy fricking a different dumb b***h one bed over and it was genuinely so awkward and nerve wracking I could not get it up. I genuinely do not know how people have threesomes and shit. The idea of being the in the same room as another couple fricking is so fricking weird.
Just don't be desperate enough to stick your dick into a 4/10 who got clingy like I did. Biggest fricking mistake at age 20.
I grew up in a podunk town so there was practically nobody around to hook up with and I lived in the sticks. I was on scholarship in college and just focused on my grind. Beginning of junior year, I had done well in my classes that I decided to socialize more and I got stupidly drunk at a party and fricked the first horny girl I could find.
Next morning, I wake up to her giving me a BJ and I realized that she was chubbier than I realized and she kinda smelled. She was looking at me with bedroom eyes and wanted to get breakfast. I made up an excuse that I needed to work on a paper and was in a rush to get dressed. She kept texting and calling me the next 2 months and showed up at my dorm because she wanted to frick again. Got REALLY nasty when I gently shot her down and said I was too busy. I dodged cannon shells because she almost got me expelled after spreading false shit about me.
You should have kept fricking her you goofball. You're not brad pitt running away from stalkers, you have one person who wants to have sex and she's enthusiastic. Some people have no sense
I would've but like I said, I was turned off by her body odor and the fact she got way too needy. If she had kept better hygiene and was more laid-back about DTF, of course I would've kept fricking her.
This is so strange to me. Ive read every single comment on this thread. I refuse to believe there are so many virgins in one place. Like, this site being an incel stronghold is not a meme, i guess
Dont worry im like that too. Can you imagine. Tough allknowing guys demand genocide and extinctions of entire races on Cinemaphile are just bitter, lonely, sad 30+ virgins. Shocker
I'm only 22 but it feels hopeless. I still have a few years left in college to make something happen but I commute and don't know anybody so I'm not sure how to even start. I also am extremely particular and autistic and can only do basic small talk with normies until they leave me alone. I'm basically waiting on some unicorn which will obviously never happen. Also my dick doesn't work because I'm a schizo on a heavy dose of risperidone. I try to hold on to hope but it feels over. I'm also so far gone with porn that I'm barely even attracted to normal women (mostly jerk off to fatties and traps). FML
>out on the town in college >drunk girl trips and stumbles into me, sort of catch her >without a word we start making out >hang out for the rest of the night >I'm drunk enough that I muster up the courage to ask her back to my apartment >she agrees >"Holy hell, this is it" >as we're going to my bedroom I'm suddenly overwhelmed by disgust at myself and (for some reason) her >have a literally physical reaction, fight or flight kicks in, feel like I'm going to pass out >say something like "Actually I don't think we should do this" and awkwardly apologize for wasting her time >she's clearly weirded out but leaves without saying much >haven't so much as held hands with another woman since, and the concept of casual sex makes me feel physically sick
I don't know if it was the spirit of Hitler telling me that she had syphilis or what, but I've had no interest in losing my v-card since. "Making love" to "a girlfriend I care about" is currently off the table for other reasons.
>as we're going to my bedroom I'm suddenly overwhelmed by disgust at myself and (for some reason) her >have a literally physical reaction, fight or flight kicks in, feel like I'm going to pass out >say something like "Actually I don't think we should do this" and awkwardly apologize for wasting her time
That's fricked and made me think of some of my own memories. None this bad, but lots of times I psyched myself out of opportunities and then made up some cope about why it was the right choice. For me it was 100% fear of breaking a new barrier, and fear of embarrassing myself due to inexperience. Only in my mid 20s did I manage to say frick it and go all the way, it was hard but very much worth it.
Dude holy shit that actually started off kinda similar to my first time. Like, I just wasn't really feeling it but she wouldn't take no for an answer. Pulled my pants down, got going, after telling her to stop a bunch I eventually had to push her off of me. Fricked me up for a couple weeks but I think I might actually be better off now that it's out of the way. Grass is greener, right?
A lot of people use the title and Andy as an example of how they don't want to end up, ignoring the fact that Andy has a pretty good life. He has hobbies where he finds fulfillment, a job he likes and plenty of people in his social circle he gets along well with. Even with his sex life, it's a completely understandable reason; he had some bad experiences, anxieties prevented him wanting to try again and he has simply made peace with it. Note that the central conflict of the movie kicks off not because of Andy's own problems but because of other people finding out about Andy's lack of experience and how their reactions to it make him feel.
>girl wants to hang out this weekend and has been trying to make plans all week >ex-gf wants to hang out and cheat on her new boyfriend with me (again) >lie to new girl and tell her I have food poisoning with violent diarrhea so I can't hang out >don't even bother replying to my ex >getting drunk alone and watching x-files instead
Women aren't worth it
I probably wouldn't care if I had sex at least once, it's about a missing experience >but once you had it you'll realize it wasn't important
Ok but I need to have it first
I was an autistic sperg and I lost it at 17 to a 15 year old emo girl that I messaged on myspace. how do you manage to NOT have sex in the age of tinder and grindr?
I lost it at 17 as well, but to be fair the girls were throwing themselves at me. I also did the barely 15 year old emo girl thing but when I was 18 (fight me). I think it's a bad mix of things out there, but to return it to movies, it used to be a movie trope that it's a big deal to make sure you get laid before you graduate high school. Just barely made it but it felt like a rite of passage. It's fricking crazy to me to see guys going into their 20s and still not having done it. I've seen mutants manage it better. Oh well. Sorry zoomers, you missed the last truly great period to be a teenager.
>It's fricking crazy to me to see guys going into their 20s and still not having done it.
I think people just care less about it now, casual sex is having a big downturn
Fair enough dude, but I'm rather more sympathetic to that point of view when we're talking about a 20-something guy. When it's a 15-19 year old guy, I don't quite understand the argument. Teenagers are ravenous, unless the weird meds and chemicals in food and water changed that dramatically.
There's a bigger push for relationships and being able to wait for the right person. Out of the hundreds of women I've met, I can say I only know about five who went out looking to get picked up
The same stuff they use to put down pets, but in higher quantities. Imagine being so lazy you can't even put an effort into killing yourself. You're on the internet.
I really don't get it. Sex is easy. This isn't even how I lost mine: >be me early 20s >total sperg, unable to make new connections outside of people I already know >best friend I've known since 1st grade is a super outgoing redneck extrovert >he's trying to frick this girl so we go drinking at her apartment with her roommate >roommate is a curvy redhead who I instantly get a boner for >we all play kinds and get completely shitfaced >redhead is into my friend but he's into the chick he went there for >redhead decides to go to bed >my buddy and girl he's talking to start making out on the couch >his girl tells me to go upstairs to redheads room >knock on the door and say "hey (roommate) told me to crash in here" >get in bed with her and start making out >undress her, fondle the tiddies, might have made out with her >frick but have whiskey dick and can't cum >pass out >wake up in the morning when she has to go to work >we're both a bit weirded out, don't even know each other's names >my buddy ditched that night when his girl wouldn't put out, he drove home and is passed out in his apartment >his girl drops me off at his apartment and I sleep in my car until I have to go to work
Sadly that's the only redhead I ever had sex with. I saw her again when she came through the drive through at the restaurant I worked at the time. My buddy apparently works with her husband now but this was all years ago
is a curvy redhead who I instantly get a boner for >>we all play kinds and get completely shitfaced
this is the part where i'd frick up...by not being in that situation in the first place. because i feel uncomfortable and fake as frick.
Imagining yourself in the moment and actually being there is different. I thought spaghetti would fall out of my pockets when in it, but it only did a little. Everything else flowed surprisingly naturally.
I'm the anon from the story and same. Best way to contain your spaghetti is to just don't babble about autistic stuff and relax. Alcohol helped me to relax, as did chain smoking.
I have dropped my spaguetti pretty hard on some other social situations. For instance, once a girl took me out dancing and I felt I was making such a fool out of myself that I turned away from her and leaned against the bar just drinking. I didn't realize what a social frick up that had been until I thought about it the next day (also, my friends told the story and I realized how weird I had acted). But for my first kiss I just sat down next to a girl I had met a couple of days back, went in for a kiss on the cheek and then she turned and started putting her tongue in my mouth. It was surreal for me at the time (24, btw).
the first time I ever kissed a girl was when I was 17. I messaged a bunch of random girls on myspace and one replied back and we started messaging each other. super skinny blonde, no tiddies, big blue eyes, rather large nose. we end up going on a date to the local park, and end up on these stepping stones. she comes up real close to me and looks up and smiles and I take my shot and kiss her. we go back to her house (her parents aren't home) and make out on the couch in her living room (she's very firm that we are NOT going to her bedroom). We go on another date (a double date) with my redneck buddy and her friend, and those two end up dating and are now married but me and the blonde girl never really ended up dating. >when my now-wife met the blonde girl she didn't know who she was and chatted with her all night but then seethed at me after we left my friend's house
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another time (not sex but almost) >dated redneck bestfriend's gf's friend just after high school >skinny, big tiddies, curly hair, but she has a huge almost semetic nose >we make out a bit but never go much further than that >end up braking up with her because she's talking to this younger guy that's still in high school >fast forward a year or two >drinking at my buddy's apartment on Halloween with his gf and my ex >I'm autistic and dress like a russian soldier in an ushanka and fur lined coat I got from goodwill >buddy and his gf go to his room to frick >me and my ex are left on his couch >talking leads to making out >buddy's gf comes out of their room drunk off her ass and hands us a condom "just in case" >kinda kills the mode with me and my ex but we get back to making out >we move to the floor and lay on my coat, her top comes off and I finger her >buddy and his gf come out of their room right when I'm about to get it in >awkward looks between me and my ex that morning, she asks if we can talk but I brush her off mostly because I'm afraid she thinks I took advantage of her >we still see each other every now and then at get together's at my buddy's house. my wife seeths because I date most of my buddy's (now wife's) friends
also >be me in high school >have newspaper class with 2 girls and another nerdy dude >date one girl who wants to be emo but is super christian, just make out with her >brake up, end up handing out with the other girl a lot who the nerdy dude is dating >she's fat but has big tiddies and curly hair >her and her bf go through a rough patch >her and I start hanging out after school and stuff >driving home from one day and she says something like "you'd shit if I grabbed your dick right now" >I saw something like "try me" >she rubs my dick through my jeans, instant hard-on >that weekend she asks if I want to the drive in theater >says her BF is going with his friends in another car but it'll be a "fun night" >I drive an SUV and we lay in the back watching Iron Man 2 I think >she says to close the back up and we start making out >start fricking, she's on birth control and tells me to cum in her >frick for a few more weeks after that before and after school >she lies to her BF the whole time >eventually cuts it off with me when we both are going to different colleges
The real kicker is there was a cute blonde girl who I went to prom with as friends who I didn't know was into me because I was too focused on fricking the fat girl, but the blonde ended up becoming a bulldyke druggie so I guess I dodged a bullet
cont. >be me, working at fast food joint after high school >develop onitis for this b***hy blonde girl who fricks everyone there >pine after her for a while but never end up getting with her, despite us sending each other nudes >end up talking to this other, kinda fugly blonde chick with horrible floppy tiddies who's a few years older than me >we're frick buddies for a few weeks >have sex in my car in her parent's driveway >spend hours fricking in her room until her dad knocks on the door and says "I think it's time that your friend went home" at 3 in the morning >frick (awkwardly and uncomfortably) in a hammock in her parents backyard) >always use condoms, but then after a while she says I don't have to use them if I use the pullout method it's just that she doesn't believe in birth control >she starts getting really clingy >my red-flag detector starts going off so I tell her I think we should stop seeing each other one day on my lunch break while at work >this was a bad idea >she gets really detached and creepy acting >gets really depressed >she ends up quitting I think, I don't really remember
cont. >still working at same fast food place after the blonde clinger >this short like 4'5 tattooed girl who's always been nice to me starts getting flirty >we start talking and texting >end up going to "hang out" after work >she brings me to see her and her ex's apartment (no idea, was kinda weird) >go back to her mom's trailer and watch some Rocky Horror Picture Show-type movie that's really kinky >start making out, she gives me a toothy blowjob >she gets a condom out from her nightstand >frick her missionary position >she's kinda pudgy buy has nice handfull-sized tiddies >she's so small it makes my dick feel HUGE >cum, make out with her for a while, cuddle and go home >next day at work she laughs and says her mom heard everything and called her a "little hoe" >this seems super trashy to me and really turns me off of her >also during this time I'd been talking to this girl I met at a party in college who I had a 3-way with with a college buddy >decide that day to choose the 3-way girl over the trashy trailer girl >3-way girl (who is admittedly fat but has nice tiddies) comes by my work and is all affectionate >trailer girl gets fricking PISSED and brings some random dude and is all over him in front of me to make me jealous? >oh well >now married to the 3-way girl (purged the college buddy from all contact) >been together for 12 years and are happily married with our first child >wife thinks I only went on a date with trailer girl, I deny-deny-deny that we ever fricked
sex is easy anons
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there was one time I really did spill my sgetti and missed out on sex though: >be working at said fast food job >this is after the clingy blonde but before trashy trailer girl >10/10 ex-stripper works there >I'm like 19 at the time, she's 24 >stripper chick has black hair in like a bob cut, perfect rack, thin waist, sexy southern accent >she used to frick this black waiter who got fired for stealing tips (lol) >she's always been nice to me and jokingly calls me "baby daddy" >she's got two kids >knows I'm going to college and always says I have "doctor's hands" >everyone at work frequently gets together to drink/smoke/pot ect from time to time >after I break it off with the blonde clinger the ex-stripper asks if I want to go with her to one of these parties >bear in mind, clingy blonde was like a 5/10, trashy trailer girl was like a 6/10, curvy redhead was like a 7/10 but I was hammered, fat chick from high school was like a 6/10 but this chick is a solid 10/10 >"uh, ok" >we all meet at the liquor store, she's wearing a blue tube top and this big shiny necklace thing that rests on her giant breasts >I'm too young to buy booze and she leans up to my window asking me what I want, cleavage on full display >go to the party house >she's super flirty all night, pouring me drinks and we're lighting each other's cigarettes >I'm kinda blowing it off because there's no way this 10/10 stripper is into me >while stripper chick is in another room this other chick we work with asks if I'm still in love with b***hy blonde girl mentioned in
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cont. >be me, working at fast food joint after high school >develop onitis for this b***hy blonde girl who fricks everyone there >pine after her for a while but never end up getting with her, despite us sending each other nudes >end up talking to this other, kinda fugly blonde chick with horrible floppy tiddies who's a few years older than me >we're frick buddies for a few weeks >have sex in my car in her parent's driveway >spend hours fricking in her room until her dad knocks on the door and says "I think it's time that your friend went home" at 3 in the morning >frick (awkwardly and uncomfortably) in a hammock in her parents backyard) >always use condoms, but then after a while she says I don't have to use them if I use the pullout method it's just that she doesn't believe in birth control >she starts getting really clingy >my red-flag detector starts going off so I tell her I think we should stop seeing each other one day on my lunch break while at work >this was a bad idea >she gets really detached and creepy acting >gets really depressed >she ends up quitting I think, I don't really remember and if i want to get with stripper girl I ought to get it together >"w-what do you mean?" >after a few hours stripper-girl that she "doesn't think she can drive home" and asks if I can give her a ride >I'm pretty hammered myself and say I don't think I'm good to drive, spill sgetti all over the floor >she gives me a look like "really" and has another chick drive her home >I still think about that ex-stripper and her breasts
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>cigarettes
all these women you slept with were ugly and smelly weren't they
2 weeks ago
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I mean I was pretty clear the only 10 was the ex-stripper that I sperged out with. I find even a 5/10 becomes a 7/10 when all she's got on are your bedsheets.
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does working in a fast food place help get ez gf's?
also >be me in high school >have newspaper class with 2 girls and another nerdy dude >date one girl who wants to be emo but is super christian, just make out with her >brake up, end up handing out with the other girl a lot who the nerdy dude is dating >she's fat but has big tiddies and curly hair >her and her bf go through a rough patch >her and I start hanging out after school and stuff >driving home from one day and she says something like "you'd shit if I grabbed your dick right now" >I saw something like "try me" >she rubs my dick through my jeans, instant hard-on >that weekend she asks if I want to the drive in theater >says her BF is going with his friends in another car but it'll be a "fun night" >I drive an SUV and we lay in the back watching Iron Man 2 I think >she says to close the back up and we start making out >start fricking, she's on birth control and tells me to cum in her >frick for a few more weeks after that before and after school >she lies to her BF the whole time >eventually cuts it off with me when we both are going to different colleges
The real kicker is there was a cute blonde girl who I went to prom with as friends who I didn't know was into me because I was too focused on fricking the fat girl, but the blonde ended up becoming a bulldyke druggie so I guess I dodged a bullet
another time (not sex but almost) >dated redneck bestfriend's gf's friend just after high school >skinny, big tiddies, curly hair, but she has a huge almost semetic nose >we make out a bit but never go much further than that >end up braking up with her because she's talking to this younger guy that's still in high school >fast forward a year or two >drinking at my buddy's apartment on Halloween with his gf and my ex >I'm autistic and dress like a russian soldier in an ushanka and fur lined coat I got from goodwill >buddy and his gf go to his room to frick >me and my ex are left on his couch >talking leads to making out >buddy's gf comes out of their room drunk off her ass and hands us a condom "just in case" >kinda kills the mode with me and my ex but we get back to making out >we move to the floor and lay on my coat, her top comes off and I finger her >buddy and his gf come out of their room right when I'm about to get it in >awkward looks between me and my ex that morning, she asks if we can talk but I brush her off mostly because I'm afraid she thinks I took advantage of her >we still see each other every now and then at get together's at my buddy's house. my wife seeths because I date most of my buddy's (now wife's) friends
it's always the same with these stories about "oh, i was a total loser but I made it!"
it always ends up being some shit like >oh, I stopped ignoring the people trying to invite me to parties >my social friends dragged me to a bar >I hit up my old highschool buddies to go bar hopping
well, lucky for you that you've got a nice big social circle. It just proves that if you're an autistic loner you're fricked in the end
haha no of course not haha I'm only 25 haha
the bright spot is I'm friends with lots of girls so I'm not like a shutin or anything, I'm gonna go monkmode for just a couple months over the summer and I'll also just fricking do roids, when I see them again we'll see if anything happens
the crazy thing is when people find out I've never had a date they're shocked and don't believe me because I've actually done a pretty good job of turning myself into a normie, which I am now for the most part. I usually lie afterwards and say oh well I meant nothing serious even though I actually meant nothing at all, but if even women think I'm normal I think it's a good sign
it remains to be seen if anything good will actually happen though
yes unfortunately. my parents are practically begging me to find a girl and are more or less telling every young girl they meet that i'm single. kinda feel bad tbh but i just don't really like most of the women out there, they just seem obnoxious and demanding, i'm miserable enough alone and don't need others to make my life worse
>has a fun life >friends tell him he must lose his virginity >ends up dating a single mom that makes him get rid of all the shit he loves >somehow this is good because he needs to "grow up"
i would've preferred the action figures than the girl tbh
>>This thread is an obvious bait to make fun of you fricking losers. My God, like 40 posts about little cry baby homosexual VIRGIN NERDS. SHUT THE FRICK UP AND GET OUT OF MY BOARD AND RIGHT INTO /LULZ/ you bunch of NERD homosexualS.
Now us real mean can talk about how big of a loser those gays were lol
I have no problem getting a girlfriend but I just hate interacting with women so much I'd rather be alone. I wish I was as desperate as the virgins in the thread but I just can't be
I'll be 38 in four months and I've never went on a date, kissed a woman, or held hands. I'm the only person I know in my immediate family who isn't currently married.or dating. I eventually accepted it like Andy in the film and put my energy 110% into my creative pursuits and hobbies. It could be worse.
Nope. Because I'm not a loser who still plays with fricking toys. Lost my virginity at 12 to my 1st girlfriend who used to visit her aunt and cousin next door.
What if somebody feels too embarrassed to go to a shrink with something like this? People go to see a shrink because the have stuff like schizophrenia and they need meds to be able to function. Meanwhile I just go in there and I'm like: "Uhhh, I guess I've never had sex and I'm sad about it." Just seems silly in comparison.
I got into dating apps 8 or so months ago and it's miserable tbh. I get, like, a match every couple weeks and it fizzles out after a few texts every time. I'm just tired.
My friend went on Bumble and had the girls throwing themselves at him, asking for hookups in cars and he met his gf on there after just 3 months. They are engaged now.
Just bee urself 🙂
Imagine what? >has successful career and makes good money >has friends and an active social life >has hobbies which he needs to apologise to no one for >genuinely happy
And the minute he gets b***h... >starts upending his whole career >drives a wedge between all his friendships >forces him to sell his whole collection and make her his sole source of attention
>has successful career and makes good money
He worked in the storehouse and barely made money, he explicitly says this. That's why selling his collection was such a big turnaround. >>has friends and an active social life
He didn't until he was invited for poker, for two years before that he was seen as the quiet creepy guy from the office. They were reluctant to invite him out at first. >>has hobbies which he needs to apologise to no one for
True
happy
I'd call his situation of "contentment" rather than "happiness" but I agree. >starts upending his whole career
He becomes the owner of his own business
a wedge between all his friendships
His friends, who had been pretty pushy and neglected his feelings until that point (despite being genuinely trying to help him) actually reached out to him to keep him from making something he'd come to regret, their friendship strengthened even more.
him to sell his whole collection and make her his sole source of attention
He did it out of his own volition and getting into a relationship means diving your selfcare with another person.
Lost it at 17, fricked a couple of times with the same chick for a couple of months. I'm 28 now and never had sex since, am I a virgin again? I feel like it
Met one girl when I was 20, she was overweight so the sex wasn't very enjoyable, but better than nothing. Then nothing happened ever since, I am 30 now. Not even a kiss or a date.
Who do I pay to make out with me? The strippers won't do it, massage parlor ladies won't do it, hookers probably wouldn't do it, I don't even want to have sex I just want to kiss someone deeply why the frick doesn't anyone sell that
It was weird back then because the main character would have been a teenager in the 70s and 80s where you ran out of things to waste time on quickly. A 40 year old virgin today would have been able to be perpetually online and drown himself in video games in his teens.
Had sex with 5 girls in varyingnfrom 20 to 28. I'm 30 now. I'm in good shape, like my job, and could get married but I haven't attracted the kind of woman that I would marry. I feel like I'm going to just be alone for the rest of my life unless I move out of the city. I think I need to go to a Red state and find a nice, simple girl with a good family if I want to get married.
This exact same thread pops up on the catalog 4-5 times every single week with the exact same pathetic homosexuals in the replies venting and treating this thread like their own personal therapist. Nobody is even discussing the actual movie, it's just pathetic banter back and forth. You people are absolute homosexuals
42yo ripped chad, full head of hair with not a single grey, who's had that much sex in my life that I'd rather stay home watch a movie and play vidya than go and bang an 18yo nympho thot
no because I am more moronic than Andy and even I managed it
Another 6 years and it’ll be a reality for me.
Just go to a hooker ffs
If a hooker is my only option I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin
That's moronic.
>I'd rather starve to death than buy canned food at the supermarket
>food analogy
First incels, it's about the validation of being desired, not just the act of sex itself.
No, it's not. That's a female mindset. How much onions runs through your veins?
He’s right
He's wrong though.
No you’re wrong
You can't live without food, you can without sex.
Ok
don't worry you will
It boosts your self esteem and endorphins. Also as other anons have said, women sense it
> Also as other anons have said
your sisters on /LULZ/? ;^)
>hookers boost your self esteem
the literal opposite lmao
worst post nut clarity ever
Stay virgin then. You are clearly already OK with it.
he is not and the solution being offered is garbage
>solution offered is garbage
Whatever dude. I will have sex at least 2 times tonight with my gf, while all you virgins cry in this god forsaken board
you do that and stop talking about shit you know nothing about
>worst post nut clarity ever
Not me, I am very lonely and enjoyed cuddling with a hooker after we had sex.
do women have psychic powers? how are they able to tell if a man has slept with other women or not
They don't for certain, they just notice that you don't seem very skilled and/or engaged socially, and extrapolate from this that you probably don't have sex often, or ever.
Men can do this too, anyone can if they bother to think about it.
women don't need to have social skills to get laid though
in fact, most of them don't. it's crazy how many women on dating apps give one words responses or don't know how to carry a conversation
>women don't need to have social skills to get laid though
Probably because that's not what men are looking for. There is a double standard.
They are socialized more heavily from a young age, and those who really have poor social skills in a similar way as some men are rarer. And even in those cases, they'll find men willing to have sex with them.
But by "men can do this too", I was referring to having a guess as to whether a man is a virgin or not.
yeah man, and when i'm bad at the video game, i just spend money on microtransactions and feel like a pro
Literally haven’t had sex with a woman in over 7 months and women fawn over me. I tease them and lead them on and shit. I’m doing celibacy to work on myself and they can sense it I guess. They sense wanting something they can’t have.
Get a hooker just to break the barrier, moron, after that you'll feel more relaxed. I think.
DONT YOU THINK I TRIED THAT? SHE APOLOGIZED AND TURNED ME DOWN
>tell the hooker you're a virgin
Why?? Btw a lot of them don't care, just find one like that
she said she only fricks circumcised guys
Ok you're trolling, there's a hooker for every specific thing ever, being a virgin is not even close to be weird to them
So fricking have a nice day and live stream it for the world to laugh at you. Pathetic piece of shit.
Why are you such a heartless unempathetic twat?
Simple; you pathetic nerds make me fricking laugh at how easily fixable your lives would be if you just grew the frick up, and acted like adults instead of living on the internet.
But you don't. You're just meat bags taking up space in civil society. Sharing your useless contrarian bullshit on a dying website, thinking the outside world owes you a fricking crown and a castle. You don't want to be men. you want to remain children until you're dead.
So, fricking have a nice day. You specifically first. Black personhomosexual.
Bro, you're so fricking cool. I bet all the kids in middle school must think you're really tough.
>Simple; you pathetic nerds make me fricking laugh at how easily fixable your lives would be if you just grew the frick up, and acted like adults instead of living on the internet.
Wow. Such platitudes. What is this, reddit? You don't know these people, many of them may have very different reasons for being the way they are. But of course you just know the best. You completely lack any intellectual humility. Sign of low IQ.
nta but virgins who put sex and pussy on a pedestal deserve to be miserable, it's not that big of a deal
Have you been an incel? Have you read any of the research on the effects of this state of being? Have you talked to any to find out how they feel? You seem to have very low emotional intelligence.
if it makes you feel any better I ignored two women who wanted to hang out tonight to get drunk and watch x-files lol
To keep out the normies.
>Normies
Shut up kid. grow the frick up, and speak like an adult. Stop pretending to be "autistic". Be a fricking adult!
Calmer than you are.
I'm staying. Enjoying my coffee.
nah, i'll keep living just despite you
I tried getting an escort, and they ripped me off for 500 dollars.
Lol don't you have to "see" an escort a few times before they deem you worthy of sex?
How the frick did a hooker rip you off? No wiener?
A friend of mine tried a escort and he got blackmailed by her pimp. He called the police, his mother found out and kicked him out. He then decided to become a gigolo and last time I saw him he was still going at it
I went to a prostitute, he said my life's a bore
not him but I tried to get to lose it two hookers twice and both ghosted me. On the second try, I made sure to get the exact address and everything in advance but the doorbell had no names on it and when I asked again on Whatsapp she blocked me, in front of the fricking door. I completely gave up there, what are the chances of that happening twice? That's when I came to terms that everything is a fake and gay simulation or similar.
*to hookers twice
I'm druk, two hookers twice would be too expensive and too much work for a 30 (28 on the first try) yo virgin
Im honestly thinking about seeing an escort. Like, ive had sex but not good sex. Before shit gets worse in the world i just want to experience what mind blowing sex is like. I know that seeing escorts is somewhat sketchy, especially if they dont respond back to you. Any tips from anons ITT when i actually make the decision to go see one?
Yeah let me just ruin any future political aspirations I have.
moron
It's not the same, Black person.
t. guy who got addicted to "those" massage places
hookers dont count
nor do condom
you must creampie a girl whom you are not paying, that's the threshold
anyone could hire a hooker, it isn't impressive
Also if it's not for the purpose of procreation
True procreation is a primal urge, recreational sex is just decadency
Where do people even find prostitutes? With how often people suggest them on this website it sounds like they're on every street corner.
lol fricking losers
I'm ignoring a girl tonight to watch movies alone in the dark.
I literally can't imagine because like most normies people I lost my virginity when I was a teen.
Over halfway there
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
You post this in every thread.
newbie much?
literally me, not for long though, i'll become a wizard soon
Only 29? Enjoy it while it lasts, kid. One day you'll be an old virgin like me.
Man, I'm glad I got that sorted out early on.
t. 32 year old non-virgin NEET who hasn't had sex in 16 years
did you enjoy it
It was good stuff, yeah.
Not worth dedicating half of your life to thoughever.
>turning 29 tomorrow
>fiance is 31
>never been with anyone else
>she's been with quite a few
It doesn't get any easier.
>older fiance
>she's a prostitute
>your the "man" she settled with after having fun in her youth
Very grim, anon
>your the "man" she settled with after having fun in her youth
it's not a bad thing if she can accept that the relationship you have now is infinitely better.
You're just the guy she begrudgingly settled for after realizing that she couldn't get the same caliber of men to date her, that she could get to hook up with her. But hey, if you're happy, then I wish you all the best. If I were in your shoes, I would feel so humiliated and worthless, that I wouldn't be able to look at myself in the mirror.
>she begrudgingly settled for
Why are relationships such a bad thing?
>the same caliber of men to date her, that she could get to hook up with her
The bar for a long term relationship is so much higher than a fling or a hookup. I've done both
>The bar for a long term relationship is so much higher than a fling or a hookup
For men. But not for women. Guys are much more willing to "frick down" than women do, so women have access to much more attractive men for casual sex, than they do for relationships. So, those are the guys they usually end up hooking up with. And when I say "attractive", I don't mean just physical stuff. Famous musicians frick hoards of groupies, but wouldn't date the vast majority of them.
What does that have to do with my standards for a long term partner? I'm not dating ugly women.
I'm not talking about your standards. Let me repeat for you the point I was making:
>You're just the guy she begrudgingly settled for after realizing that she couldn't get the same caliber of men to date her, that she could get to hook up with her.
this but also haven't held a girls hand.
It's okay. I think you're a valuable human being. Besides, women constantly sleep with criminals, murderers, rapists, etc. Their interest is not an accurate judgement of how good of a person you are.
9 more years.
No. This is unrealistic. Like, if you havent any nasty decease or you are buttfucc ugly, how can you manage to not have sex till 40??
Pretty easy, just go with the "dude chill don't worry it will happen" meme and guess what, nothing ever happens
>just go with the "dude chill don't worry it will happen" meme and guess what, nothing ever happens
That's how it works for most people. Clearly you're doing something wrong.
>there are no women at school or work
>working or going to school means you can't online date
Yeah nah. You're actively going out of your way to avoid having sex.
This is the only conceivable explanation - you've been so buckbroken and bullied that you're mentally ill and scared of human interaction.
But I'm guessing 99% of virgin anons ITT have never had any bad shit happen to them that most people haven't also gone through.
>actively going out of your way to avoid having sex
I'm not one of those people for whom sex and relationships, and friends just magically fall into their lap. I struggle to talk to people and no one talks to me so I have nothing. Actively avoiding sex is such a strange perspective. I can't avoid something I never have opportunities for
>Yeah nah. You're actively going out of your way to avoid having sex.
Frick you. Requires effort, it doesn't just happen.
I recently became... very similar to the guy in the OP. Upon reflection, I have in fact actively avoided the forms of socialization which naturally lead to sex. Bars, prom, church (yes, church leads to sex, or so I have come to understand), places like that. I had a happy childhood and supportive parents. I am white. I am 6'0". I am not short, fat, or ugly. Just an average looking guy. It's the sheer autism. Also, I refuse to use social media beyond a few very perfunctory things (Cinemaphile doesn't count).
>I have in fact actively avoided the forms of socialization which naturally lead to sex. Bars, prom, church
>It's the sheer autism.
Are you sure it's autism and not anxiety over being in an uncomfortable situation? It sucks when you're in your 20s because everyone took that plunge as kids when the social stakes were much lower. By the time they turn 18 they have gone through the good and bad times and are relatively developed adults. But when you have avoided socialization and are now an adult man, failure becomes much more humiliating than getting laughed at by schoolmates. However, this is the only path to integrate into society and start getting experience with women.
You're probably onto something, I only use the word "autism" as a catch-all phrase. But there is definitely something "spergy" going on in my psychology.
As I write, the weather is nice and there are thousands upon thousands of people outside socializing at bars and restaurants. A short distance away, I am sitting alone in my apartment analyzing a chess problem and shitposting. Also I'm a loner and people are wary of those.
> I only use the word "autism" as a catch-all phrase. But there is definitely something "spergy" going on in my psychology.
I think you're probably like me when I was in my early 20s. I avoided doing stuff or being social because I was aware I was weird, found weird things funny, etc. I didn't want to get judged, basically. I think I'm still the same, just more aware of what I can do without coming off as a weirdo. I still avoid things I think are out of my depth but I participate in some things once in a while. Tonight my wife went to bed early and I'm drinking and posting on Cinemaphile, which I enjoyed back then too. I haven't changed at all, but am much more capable of seeming more normal to others and maintaining a humble social life.
actively choosing to online date is taking action
online dating is not "doing nothing".
Also, not him, but there are legitimately no women at my work, at least not ones that i would meet as part of my job. So I would be going out of my way to talk to them
>there are no women at school or work
Workplaces are high risk and you're likely to get a call from HR or in the worst case fired for unwanted advances. Not worth risking your entire career over over pussy.
>Yeah nah. You're actively going out of your way to avoid having sex.
I do this
Just don't care much for it is all
Grow up in an environment where your mother is an absentee junkie who you never see, a father who’s obsessed with running a business, and keeps you at arms length constantly, a stepmother who openly hates you, an extended family who you barely know, a school environment who picks up on your weakness and bullies you relentlessly for it, not much in the way of any sort of support structure, spend your teenage years working for your dad instead of socializing, and then get told “Good luck, butthole”, and kicked out into adulthood with PTSD from the abusive stepmother, and minimal experience socializing, let alone know where to even begin with women.
And now get this, I had a great childhood, two loving parents to this day, never bullied or any noteworthy trauma whatsoever and I still ended up as a kissless virgin whoops h-haha
Me too. I hope im actually autistic cause if im not that would really have no excuse.
You b***h like a woman. No wonder they don't want to frick you.
Hey, I was asked, and I answered.
You’re traumatized.
Shut up incel chud!!! Just be yourself and respect women. Now I have a date with Chad who treats me like shit.
>go to school/work
>don't talk to anyone
>go home
>repeat
How can you normies not fathom how easy it is to go through life with no friends or relationships? If you do nothing and don't talk to anyone it's very easy to remain a virgin longer than normal. Being social is hard for a lot of people
Do you really not understand the concept of celibacy? Do you have no self restraint?
anomaly
By getting rejected by the women you ask out on dates.
Haha, there's no way there are people who are actually like that! I mean you can just go outside and women will come up to you and ask for sex. It's not that hard!
He was somewhat happy before all his friends made it "have sex you loser"
Is there a way to wash off the virgin stink? A woman in my office told me I had it. I’m 33.
>A woman in my office told me I had it.
She didn't say that.
She’s in her 40s and kind of flirty with the other guys. A little bit with me but it’s awkward and she told me I smelled like a virgin.
Just lie if you are asked if you have a girlfriend
>everyone acts like this movie is mocking them
>the actual movie's whole point is that sex doesn't really matter without love and being a virgin doesn't make you a freak
Why do people who browse the Cinemaphile - Television and Film board have such poor media literacy? It wasn't even subtle
>media literacy
this is not a real thing zoomie
then the movie is wrong and that sentiment is held by people who've had tons of sex
same thing with american pie, but the virgins here are far too bitter and hopeless to notice anything like this
I lost my virginity at 26.
Bros, be honest with me. I won't judge you. Was it with a prostitute?
No but she had BPD and was molested as a kid. You gotta find a broken one and they ain't under your bed waiting.
I admire your resilience. Many men would not be able to walk the same path you did.
>Many men would not be able to walk the same path you did.
Black person it's just a hole
Have some empathy
Omg that's an exact description of my first gf
Nope, I met a girl in a friends reunion. She is my gf now.
I lost it at 25. Since you asked, I'll tell you.
I went back to school for a master's degree and I met new people there. I befriended a couple and the girl offered to introduce me to a friend of hers. I was nervous but I agreed. On the second date I did everything in my power to sleep with her, I even rented a hotel room because I am a poorgay who still lives with his parents.
It was pretty pathetic but it was unironically cheaper than a postitute because I only laid down 15 euros for the room and she paid her own meal.
I was really nervous that she'd notice I was a virgin and supposedly she didn't, if my friend is to be believed. That helped, but I might still as well still be a virgin.
Even though you felt bad, I still would like to congratulate you for sealing the deal. It must have taken a lot of mental fortitude to get to that point. I don't think I would have been able to do it.
Nah, also lost it at 26. Was at a bar in Spain and a fat girl accidentally stepped on my foot and apologized, so I asked her her name. Turns out she was a bit of a freak
I managed at 25. It was awful. I haven't been with a woman since (a year) and I'm perfectly okay with myself now.
How did it happen? Was it rape?
I'm
. So no, it wasn't rape, I just got really lucky. She had just broken up with her boyfriend from another town and was sensitive, and I was desperate to get laid, so I pushed her pretty hard, but she was never unwilling. We were doing it and halfway through she stopped and told me she didn't want to keep going, so I pulled out, hung around a bit hoping she'd get into it again -she never did- and eventually fell asleep because I was too defeated to go home. It sucked on every level, but at least that virginity induced anxiety is now gone.
>We were doing it and halfway through she stopped and told me she didn't want to keep going, so I pulled out, hung around a bit hoping she'd get into it again -she never did- and eventually fell asleep because I was too defeated to go home
yikes and oofpilled
Deserved.
As you may imagine, I wasn't able to finish. It also didn't feel good, like at all. Not bad, just nothing. I came to loathe sex after that. All the mystery is now gone and replaced by disappointment. I lost all motivation to try again.
Thanks, I appreciate it. I rushed into it like a dumbass and she did too because she was probably still hurting from her previous relationship. It was hard I'm retrospective, choosing to do it was harder than actually doing it. I somewhat regret it, but it was a necessary step. The only thing that separates it from prostitution is that she was into me at first. I can claim I "did it" even if it was phyrric at best.
Goddamn, one of the most pathetic stories I've heard in a while.
I did at 22 with an experienced and sweet woman and got to have sex every day for 2 years and then started the longest dry streak in history
Lost mine at 24, literally couldn't have dreamed it was gonna happen the way it did
I had my first kiss at 24 and I didn't expect it either. The way it went down I'd be in prison if I were American.
LOSER!
I lost my virginity at 23 and have slept with 80 women since
How old are you now?
Not even saying this as a meme: go outside. You will eventually meet a broken girl who is going to do all the work.
t. lost it at 26
Stop with the moronic "UMM JUST LE GO OUTISDE!!" meme
like yeah, just aimlessly wandering around your city will TOTALLY get you laid!
Social events clubs/bars and gym just today I had a girl check me out in the gym (I’m a gymmaxxer) but I was too much of a coward to approach.
I’m slowly building up confidence since I’ve always been a fat frick.
The point is you have to meet a unicorn girl 1/100000 and you can't do that in your bedroom. You have to maximize odds by meeting a ton of women and 99% will reject you or be passive because you are not Chad. 1% will try to frick you.
I think you're taking it too literally.
Well then it’s vague to the point of being completely useless.
Only if you expect other people to do all the thinking for you. Too much thinking is the bane of our era. I once went to a party alone, which my friends later told me was stupid and weird, but I managed to talk to people there. I did it because I didn’t really think. Either way, it depends on you too, your likes, your interests, etc. Taking every opportunity within your routine to meet new people.
No, it’s just a gross oversimplification, up there with “You just walk in, dress well, look them in the eye, hand them your resume, and you’ll get that job”. It’s literal Boomer logic. We don’t live in that world anymore.
That’s how I got my last waifu
This is a lie. I had a IMPROOV arc and literally nothing happened.
8 years to go bros
I'm going to make it
Lost it at 19. And I was one of the last virgins In my friends circle.
Most hookers give discounts to virgins but you have to ask for it up front.
I’ve had sex several times in my 20s from online apps but no longterm relationships. I’m basically a virgin socially as a 31 year old single man.
>”I don’t need to watch it, Dottie. I lived it.”
As a sex haver, I can tell you one thing:
Sex is overrated. There isn't much to it and you should stop worrying about it.
>you should stop worrying about it.
Of course, you will not do that.
Just become a regular at a local dive bar. Go in midday on a weekend and just sit at the bar casually drinking. even if youre a turbo autismo if you act like a decent person youll become a regular and fresh meat to all the broken barslags that are also regulars.
I could go to the local dive bar every single day and I'm pretty sure I wouldn't ever speak a word with anyone but the bar guy when ordering if I don't actively try to approach other people
local places arent like that. Its a bunch of lonely alcoholics during the day time. Sometimes the crowd gets younger at night, but it doesnt matter once you become a regular. Youll have a bloated liver and an STD in no time.
How do I stop being a feminine b***h who believes in soulmates and compatible and become a normal high test man who can be like
>ME SEE HOT GIRL
>ME APPROACH HOT GIRL
>ME GET SEX
I'm unironically way too picky about personality and that's my problem. I wish I could be like most men who only care about looks
sticking your dick in moronic women you cant imagine being in a relationship with is a waste of time. repeatedly sticking your dick in them until something snaps inside of you and makes you think a relationship is a good idea is doubly moronic. just jerk off. the entire broscience behind JERKING OFF BAD is moronic, just dont sit down for an 8 hour goon sesh. being a slave to pussy is fricking pathetic behavior.
95% of women are not worth your time or effort in any way. i have had sex, masturbation is better almost every time.
exposure to women also ages you, i have had much less sex than most of the other guys i know and they all look busted in their 30s meanwhile I look ~10 years younger than my actual age. Which sucks when you're in your 20s but by the time you enter your 30s it's very valuable.
>sticking your dick in moronic women you cant imagine being in a relationship with is a waste of time
Nuh-uh
This is true. Having a partner for life >>>> having unloving sex with hundreds of strangers
you should make it your #1 priority to learn how to socialize BEFORE you graduate. Join clubs and spots groups and you will make friends, go to parties, and meet women.
based autist
better days are on the way
homosexual
based
Thanks, but I don't need advice from other virgins.
The average guys not fricking hot girls that's chad only
>chad
What is a chad?
after being a 24yo virgin i had sex with a few women and it was so traumatizingly embarrassing i wish id just stayed inside
what did you do?
dating apps and clubs
no, what did you do that the sex was traumatizing?
Lv 23 virgin here
I'm shit out of luck
>get on dating apps
>no matches
>go out
>nothing happens
>talk to random on discord
>nothing happens
My life is a nothingburger
>No action on discord
Holy shit I didn't know this was possible. Damn I didn't know I had e-game.
What kind of discord has single girls on it?
>33
The countdown to being a 40yo KHV is truly the male equivalent of the biological clock.
I’m 69 and never did 69
I don't get how some guys can live without sex. It's like one of the very few pleasures I have in life. I think I would probably kill myself.
I just jerk off instead, pretty easy
Yep looking at 10s on the internet releases more dopamine for me than trying to frick a fat ugly girl with a soft dick
Fricking chubby girls saved my life and turned around my attitude and confidence. Stop being a baby you queen
t.black
VNs and Virt-a-Mate get it done for now, and in the next 5-10 years, there will be AI waifus who will talk to you, and I’m sure with the right combination of VR and sex toys be able to have sex with you. Perfect for dudes like me who have basically checked out, and are kind of too old to get back into it anyway even if I wanted to get back into the dating scene.
You have a high sex drive. I'm 31 and I fap maybe once a week, when I get an itch. Sometimes I even forget about it and go for longer periods, and end up having a nightly ejaculation.
I noticed the drive changing throughout my 20s, in my early 20s this would have been unthinkable.
You are low T. I am 38 and still fap daily. Sometimes several times a day for several days until my dick is raw
Yeah, what
said. I can contain all my sex drive to 30 minutes (max, often less) in my room and then I'm free to do other things. Either way, all needs can be mitigated from the mind with enough scarcity.
My mate and I wanted to try a threesome. He told me he had found someone. By the time we got there I was absolutely hammered. I gave her the money ( my mate asked me if I could front it).
He ended up fricking her and I just sat there, naked, sipping my beer and taking a puff. Best money I ever spent, lel.
They told me before there would be no pressure. Which I agreed on...
Long story short: It was a costly experience. I didn't get laid. I feel like I'm at my nadir.
Based fellow cuck enjoyer
I felt humiliated. But it's ok, since the guy is a good friend. He gave me some dickpills before, but they just didn't work and I didn't care anymore at that point. Lesson learned: never go out for a frick when not sober.
>>his girl tells me to go upstairs to redheads room
>>get in bed with her and start making out
you are a at least 08/10 dude, aren't you?
My first time trying to have sex I somehow wound up trying to frick some dumb b***h in the same room as another guy fricking a different dumb b***h one bed over and it was genuinely so awkward and nerve wracking I could not get it up. I genuinely do not know how people have threesomes and shit. The idea of being the in the same room as another couple fricking is so fricking weird.
Just don't be desperate enough to stick your dick into a 4/10 who got clingy like I did. Biggest fricking mistake at age 20.
I grew up in a podunk town so there was practically nobody around to hook up with and I lived in the sticks. I was on scholarship in college and just focused on my grind. Beginning of junior year, I had done well in my classes that I decided to socialize more and I got stupidly drunk at a party and fricked the first horny girl I could find.
Next morning, I wake up to her giving me a BJ and I realized that she was chubbier than I realized and she kinda smelled. She was looking at me with bedroom eyes and wanted to get breakfast. I made up an excuse that I needed to work on a paper and was in a rush to get dressed. She kept texting and calling me the next 2 months and showed up at my dorm because she wanted to frick again. Got REALLY nasty when I gently shot her down and said I was too busy. I dodged cannon shells because she almost got me expelled after spreading false shit about me.
You should have kept fricking her you goofball. You're not brad pitt running away from stalkers, you have one person who wants to have sex and she's enthusiastic. Some people have no sense
I would've but like I said, I was turned off by her body odor and the fact she got way too needy. If she had kept better hygiene and was more laid-back about DTF, of course I would've kept fricking her.
This is so strange to me. Ive read every single comment on this thread. I refuse to believe there are so many virgins in one place. Like, this site being an incel stronghold is not a meme, i guess
>The virgin thread has a lot of virgins
Imagine my shock
every thread is a virgin thread
Tourist
You're not wrong. I treat this place like a zoo, or a freak show. Every once in a while I drop in to observe and laugh at you people
Dont worry im like that too. Can you imagine. Tough allknowing guys demand genocide and extinctions of entire races on Cinemaphile are just bitter, lonely, sad 30+ virgins. Shocker
All me btw
yeah, imagine, hahaha
>literally me in 8 years
I'm graduating college next year and never had a boyfriend. ;_;
It's really easy to hook up if you're gay. Grindr is like butt sex central no matter what you look like
I've tried grindr. But they avoid trans men like the plague.
you have done the needful sar
I'm only 22 but it feels hopeless. I still have a few years left in college to make something happen but I commute and don't know anybody so I'm not sure how to even start. I also am extremely particular and autistic and can only do basic small talk with normies until they leave me alone. I'm basically waiting on some unicorn which will obviously never happen. Also my dick doesn't work because I'm a schizo on a heavy dose of risperidone. I try to hold on to hope but it feels over. I'm also so far gone with porn that I'm barely even attracted to normal women (mostly jerk off to fatties and traps). FML
There is no big change that can help you, only many small ones.
>out on the town in college
>drunk girl trips and stumbles into me, sort of catch her
>without a word we start making out
>hang out for the rest of the night
>I'm drunk enough that I muster up the courage to ask her back to my apartment
>she agrees
>"Holy hell, this is it"
>as we're going to my bedroom I'm suddenly overwhelmed by disgust at myself and (for some reason) her
>have a literally physical reaction, fight or flight kicks in, feel like I'm going to pass out
>say something like "Actually I don't think we should do this" and awkwardly apologize for wasting her time
>she's clearly weirded out but leaves without saying much
>haven't so much as held hands with another woman since, and the concept of casual sex makes me feel physically sick
I don't know if it was the spirit of Hitler telling me that she had syphilis or what, but I've had no interest in losing my v-card since. "Making love" to "a girlfriend I care about" is currently off the table for other reasons.
>as we're going to my bedroom I'm suddenly overwhelmed by disgust at myself and (for some reason) her
>have a literally physical reaction, fight or flight kicks in, feel like I'm going to pass out
>say something like "Actually I don't think we should do this" and awkwardly apologize for wasting her time
That's fricked and made me think of some of my own memories. None this bad, but lots of times I psyched myself out of opportunities and then made up some cope about why it was the right choice. For me it was 100% fear of breaking a new barrier, and fear of embarrassing myself due to inexperience. Only in my mid 20s did I manage to say frick it and go all the way, it was hard but very much worth it.
Dude holy shit that actually started off kinda similar to my first time. Like, I just wasn't really feeling it but she wouldn't take no for an answer. Pulled my pants down, got going, after telling her to stop a bunch I eventually had to push her off of me. Fricked me up for a couple weeks but I think I might actually be better off now that it's out of the way. Grass is greener, right?
You got raped.
I have been feeling very depressed recently.
I read romance to experience it by proxy
A lot of people use the title and Andy as an example of how they don't want to end up, ignoring the fact that Andy has a pretty good life. He has hobbies where he finds fulfillment, a job he likes and plenty of people in his social circle he gets along well with. Even with his sex life, it's a completely understandable reason; he had some bad experiences, anxieties prevented him wanting to try again and he has simply made peace with it. Note that the central conflict of the movie kicks off not because of Andy's own problems but because of other people finding out about Andy's lack of experience and how their reactions to it make him feel.
This is true. But they were bro-tier and Andy probably ended up being more fulfilled for it. Of course we don't know how it ends.
>girl wants to hang out this weekend and has been trying to make plans all week
>ex-gf wants to hang out and cheat on her new boyfriend with me (again)
>lie to new girl and tell her I have food poisoning with violent diarrhea so I can't hang out
>don't even bother replying to my ex
>getting drunk alone and watching x-files instead
Women aren't worth it
I probably wouldn't care if I had sex at least once, it's about a missing experience
>but once you had it you'll realize it wasn't important
Ok but I need to have it first
I was an autistic sperg and I lost it at 17 to a 15 year old emo girl that I messaged on myspace. how do you manage to NOT have sex in the age of tinder and grindr?
I lost it at 17 as well, but to be fair the girls were throwing themselves at me. I also did the barely 15 year old emo girl thing but when I was 18 (fight me). I think it's a bad mix of things out there, but to return it to movies, it used to be a movie trope that it's a big deal to make sure you get laid before you graduate high school. Just barely made it but it felt like a rite of passage. It's fricking crazy to me to see guys going into their 20s and still not having done it. I've seen mutants manage it better. Oh well. Sorry zoomers, you missed the last truly great period to be a teenager.
>It's fricking crazy to me to see guys going into their 20s and still not having done it.
I think people just care less about it now, casual sex is having a big downturn
Fair enough dude, but I'm rather more sympathetic to that point of view when we're talking about a 20-something guy. When it's a 15-19 year old guy, I don't quite understand the argument. Teenagers are ravenous, unless the weird meds and chemicals in food and water changed that dramatically.
There's a bigger push for relationships and being able to wait for the right person. Out of the hundreds of women I've met, I can say I only know about five who went out looking to get picked up
I dumped my girlfriend last Christmas and haven't replied to any of her desperate messages to get back together lol
>can you image?
Can you redeem the English?
Huh? Are you ESL?
I think I've started to unironically hate women. It used to be for comedic effect but now I'm actually feeling it. What can I do? I want to go back.
i know what you mean. i don't like 95% of men either but it's like 99% of women. yet i want to get sex/frick out of them.
Meh, I personally don't care about losing my virginity. Hence why I haven't paid a prostitute.
I'm 26 and have not engaged in any socialization for 13 years outside of the bare necessities.
Any painless way to kill myself? Sadly they don't allow guns in my shithole country.
The same stuff they use to put down pets, but in higher quantities. Imagine being so lazy you can't even put an effort into killing yourself. You're on the internet.
Pentobarbital?
31 year old virgin, and i can imagine being 40.
i'm hoping to get a job and lose weight and lose my virginity by i'm 35.
but i need to learn to program first. someone motivate me.
I really don't get it. Sex is easy. This isn't even how I lost mine:
>be me early 20s
>total sperg, unable to make new connections outside of people I already know
>best friend I've known since 1st grade is a super outgoing redneck extrovert
>he's trying to frick this girl so we go drinking at her apartment with her roommate
>roommate is a curvy redhead who I instantly get a boner for
>we all play kinds and get completely shitfaced
>redhead is into my friend but he's into the chick he went there for
>redhead decides to go to bed
>my buddy and girl he's talking to start making out on the couch
>his girl tells me to go upstairs to redheads room
>knock on the door and say "hey (roommate) told me to crash in here"
>get in bed with her and start making out
>undress her, fondle the tiddies, might have made out with her
>frick but have whiskey dick and can't cum
>pass out
>wake up in the morning when she has to go to work
>we're both a bit weirded out, don't even know each other's names
>my buddy ditched that night when his girl wouldn't put out, he drove home and is passed out in his apartment
>his girl drops me off at his apartment and I sleep in my car until I have to go to work
Sadly that's the only redhead I ever had sex with. I saw her again when she came through the drive through at the restaurant I worked at the time. My buddy apparently works with her husband now but this was all years ago
is a curvy redhead who I instantly get a boner for
>>we all play kinds and get completely shitfaced
this is the part where i'd frick up...by not being in that situation in the first place. because i feel uncomfortable and fake as frick.
Imagining yourself in the moment and actually being there is different. I thought spaghetti would fall out of my pockets when in it, but it only did a little. Everything else flowed surprisingly naturally.
I'm the anon from the story and same. Best way to contain your spaghetti is to just don't babble about autistic stuff and relax. Alcohol helped me to relax, as did chain smoking.
I have dropped my spaguetti pretty hard on some other social situations. For instance, once a girl took me out dancing and I felt I was making such a fool out of myself that I turned away from her and leaned against the bar just drinking. I didn't realize what a social frick up that had been until I thought about it the next day (also, my friends told the story and I realized how weird I had acted). But for my first kiss I just sat down next to a girl I had met a couple of days back, went in for a kiss on the cheek and then she turned and started putting her tongue in my mouth. It was surreal for me at the time (24, btw).
the first time I ever kissed a girl was when I was 17. I messaged a bunch of random girls on myspace and one replied back and we started messaging each other. super skinny blonde, no tiddies, big blue eyes, rather large nose. we end up going on a date to the local park, and end up on these stepping stones. she comes up real close to me and looks up and smiles and I take my shot and kiss her. we go back to her house (her parents aren't home) and make out on the couch in her living room (she's very firm that we are NOT going to her bedroom). We go on another date (a double date) with my redneck buddy and her friend, and those two end up dating and are now married but me and the blonde girl never really ended up dating.
>when my now-wife met the blonde girl she didn't know who she was and chatted with her all night but then seethed at me after we left my friend's house
cont.
>be me, working at fast food joint after high school
>develop onitis for this b***hy blonde girl who fricks everyone there
>pine after her for a while but never end up getting with her, despite us sending each other nudes
>end up talking to this other, kinda fugly blonde chick with horrible floppy tiddies who's a few years older than me
>we're frick buddies for a few weeks
>have sex in my car in her parent's driveway
>spend hours fricking in her room until her dad knocks on the door and says "I think it's time that your friend went home" at 3 in the morning
>frick (awkwardly and uncomfortably) in a hammock in her parents backyard)
>always use condoms, but then after a while she says I don't have to use them if I use the pullout method it's just that she doesn't believe in birth control
>she starts getting really clingy
>my red-flag detector starts going off so I tell her I think we should stop seeing each other one day on my lunch break while at work
>this was a bad idea
>she gets really detached and creepy acting
>gets really depressed
>she ends up quitting I think, I don't really remember
>she gets really detached and creepy acting
>gets really depressed
🙁
cont.
>still working at same fast food place after the blonde clinger
>this short like 4'5 tattooed girl who's always been nice to me starts getting flirty
>we start talking and texting
>end up going to "hang out" after work
>she brings me to see her and her ex's apartment (no idea, was kinda weird)
>go back to her mom's trailer and watch some Rocky Horror Picture Show-type movie that's really kinky
>start making out, she gives me a toothy blowjob
>she gets a condom out from her nightstand
>frick her missionary position
>she's kinda pudgy buy has nice handfull-sized tiddies
>she's so small it makes my dick feel HUGE
>cum, make out with her for a while, cuddle and go home
>next day at work she laughs and says her mom heard everything and called her a "little hoe"
>this seems super trashy to me and really turns me off of her
>also during this time I'd been talking to this girl I met at a party in college who I had a 3-way with with a college buddy
>decide that day to choose the 3-way girl over the trashy trailer girl
>3-way girl (who is admittedly fat but has nice tiddies) comes by my work and is all affectionate
>trailer girl gets fricking PISSED and brings some random dude and is all over him in front of me to make me jealous?
>oh well
>now married to the 3-way girl (purged the college buddy from all contact)
>been together for 12 years and are happily married with our first child
>wife thinks I only went on a date with trailer girl, I deny-deny-deny that we ever fricked
sex is easy anons
there was one time I really did spill my sgetti and missed out on sex though:
>be working at said fast food job
>this is after the clingy blonde but before trashy trailer girl
>10/10 ex-stripper works there
>I'm like 19 at the time, she's 24
>stripper chick has black hair in like a bob cut, perfect rack, thin waist, sexy southern accent
>she used to frick this black waiter who got fired for stealing tips (lol)
>she's always been nice to me and jokingly calls me "baby daddy"
>she's got two kids
>knows I'm going to college and always says I have "doctor's hands"
>everyone at work frequently gets together to drink/smoke/pot ect from time to time
>after I break it off with the blonde clinger the ex-stripper asks if I want to go with her to one of these parties
>bear in mind, clingy blonde was like a 5/10, trashy trailer girl was like a 6/10, curvy redhead was like a 7/10 but I was hammered, fat chick from high school was like a 6/10 but this chick is a solid 10/10
>"uh, ok"
>we all meet at the liquor store, she's wearing a blue tube top and this big shiny necklace thing that rests on her giant breasts
>I'm too young to buy booze and she leans up to my window asking me what I want, cleavage on full display
>go to the party house
>she's super flirty all night, pouring me drinks and we're lighting each other's cigarettes
>I'm kinda blowing it off because there's no way this 10/10 stripper is into me
>while stripper chick is in another room this other chick we work with asks if I'm still in love with b***hy blonde girl mentioned in
[...]
cont.
>be me, working at fast food joint after high school
>develop onitis for this b***hy blonde girl who fricks everyone there
>pine after her for a while but never end up getting with her, despite us sending each other nudes
>end up talking to this other, kinda fugly blonde chick with horrible floppy tiddies who's a few years older than me
>we're frick buddies for a few weeks
>have sex in my car in her parent's driveway
>spend hours fricking in her room until her dad knocks on the door and says "I think it's time that your friend went home" at 3 in the morning
>frick (awkwardly and uncomfortably) in a hammock in her parents backyard)
>always use condoms, but then after a while she says I don't have to use them if I use the pullout method it's just that she doesn't believe in birth control
>she starts getting really clingy
>my red-flag detector starts going off so I tell her I think we should stop seeing each other one day on my lunch break while at work
>this was a bad idea
>she gets really detached and creepy acting
>gets really depressed
>she ends up quitting I think, I don't really remember and if i want to get with stripper girl I ought to get it together
>"w-what do you mean?"
>after a few hours stripper-girl that she "doesn't think she can drive home" and asks if I can give her a ride
>I'm pretty hammered myself and say I don't think I'm good to drive, spill sgetti all over the floor
>she gives me a look like "really" and has another chick drive her home
>I still think about that ex-stripper and her breasts
>cigarettes
all these women you slept with were ugly and smelly weren't they
I mean I was pretty clear the only 10 was the ex-stripper that I sperged out with. I find even a 5/10 becomes a 7/10 when all she's got on are your bedsheets.
does working in a fast food place help get ez gf's?
I'm 30 and 5'6"
also
>be me in high school
>have newspaper class with 2 girls and another nerdy dude
>date one girl who wants to be emo but is super christian, just make out with her
>brake up, end up handing out with the other girl a lot who the nerdy dude is dating
>she's fat but has big tiddies and curly hair
>her and her bf go through a rough patch
>her and I start hanging out after school and stuff
>driving home from one day and she says something like "you'd shit if I grabbed your dick right now"
>I saw something like "try me"
>she rubs my dick through my jeans, instant hard-on
>that weekend she asks if I want to the drive in theater
>says her BF is going with his friends in another car but it'll be a "fun night"
>I drive an SUV and we lay in the back watching Iron Man 2 I think
>she says to close the back up and we start making out
>start fricking, she's on birth control and tells me to cum in her
>frick for a few more weeks after that before and after school
>she lies to her BF the whole time
>eventually cuts it off with me when we both are going to different colleges
The real kicker is there was a cute blonde girl who I went to prom with as friends who I didn't know was into me because I was too focused on fricking the fat girl, but the blonde ended up becoming a bulldyke druggie so I guess I dodged a bullet
another time (not sex but almost)
>dated redneck bestfriend's gf's friend just after high school
>skinny, big tiddies, curly hair, but she has a huge almost semetic nose
>we make out a bit but never go much further than that
>end up braking up with her because she's talking to this younger guy that's still in high school
>fast forward a year or two
>drinking at my buddy's apartment on Halloween with his gf and my ex
>I'm autistic and dress like a russian soldier in an ushanka and fur lined coat I got from goodwill
>buddy and his gf go to his room to frick
>me and my ex are left on his couch
>talking leads to making out
>buddy's gf comes out of their room drunk off her ass and hands us a condom "just in case"
>kinda kills the mode with me and my ex but we get back to making out
>we move to the floor and lay on my coat, her top comes off and I finger her
>buddy and his gf come out of their room right when I'm about to get it in
>awkward looks between me and my ex that morning, she asks if we can talk but I brush her off mostly because I'm afraid she thinks I took advantage of her
>we still see each other every now and then at get together's at my buddy's house. my wife seeths because I date most of my buddy's (now wife's) friends
>"total sperg" having a "best friend"
frick off
it's always the same with these stories about "oh, i was a total loser but I made it!"
it always ends up being some shit like
>oh, I stopped ignoring the people trying to invite me to parties
>my social friends dragged me to a bar
>I hit up my old highschool buddies to go bar hopping
well, lucky for you that you've got a nice big social circle. It just proves that if you're an autistic loner you're fricked in the end
am i ugly?
Ogres are like onions, they have layers.
proof?
>not scoring used to be so anomalous that getting a virgin peer's dick wet was considered to be an act of rescue
Grim.
no
i'm 26 and never kissed a girl, no one gives a frick about me
that image is probably fake but makes me really sad
no
haha no of course not haha I'm only 25 haha
the bright spot is I'm friends with lots of girls so I'm not like a shutin or anything, I'm gonna go monkmode for just a couple months over the summer and I'll also just fricking do roids, when I see them again we'll see if anything happens
the crazy thing is when people find out I've never had a date they're shocked and don't believe me because I've actually done a pretty good job of turning myself into a normie, which I am now for the most part. I usually lie afterwards and say oh well I meant nothing serious even though I actually meant nothing at all, but if even women think I'm normal I think it's a good sign
it remains to be seen if anything good will actually happen though
yes unfortunately. my parents are practically begging me to find a girl and are more or less telling every young girl they meet that i'm single. kinda feel bad tbh but i just don't really like most of the women out there, they just seem obnoxious and demanding, i'm miserable enough alone and don't need others to make my life worse
>has a fun life
>friends tell him he must lose his virginity
>ends up dating a single mom that makes him get rid of all the shit he loves
>somehow this is good because he needs to "grow up"
i would've preferred the action figures than the girl tbh
>>This thread is an obvious bait to make fun of you fricking losers. My God, like 40 posts about little cry baby homosexual VIRGIN NERDS. SHUT THE FRICK UP AND GET OUT OF MY BOARD AND RIGHT INTO /LULZ/ you bunch of NERD homosexualS.
Now us real mean can talk about how big of a loser those gays were lol
I have no problem getting a girlfriend but I just hate interacting with women so much I'd rather be alone. I wish I was as desperate as the virgins in the thread but I just can't be
I'll be 38 in four months and I've never went on a date, kissed a woman, or held hands. I'm the only person I know in my immediate family who isn't currently married.or dating. I eventually accepted it like Andy in the film and put my energy 110% into my creative pursuits and hobbies. It could be worse.
Could be worse: you could be divorced and working overtime to pay alimoney for some brats who will grow up to resent you.
Nope. Because I'm not a loser who still plays with fricking toys. Lost my virginity at 12 to my 1st girlfriend who used to visit her aunt and cousin next door.
All of the posts ITT are fake
32 in a couple of days so yeah...
It's okay, bro. I feel for you. It must be very tough.
Just go to a fricking shrink, anons. Your problem is clearly in the heads
What if somebody feels too embarrassed to go to a shrink with something like this? People go to see a shrink because the have stuff like schizophrenia and they need meds to be able to function. Meanwhile I just go in there and I'm like: "Uhhh, I guess I've never had sex and I'm sad about it." Just seems silly in comparison.
yeah,there you have it,you are a fricking moron
Why are you mean to me? You're making me feel sad 🙁
>What if somebody feels too embarrassed to go to a shrink with something like this
Well, anon, you have to go out from your bubble from time to time.
>im too embarssed to do this
>im too embarassed to do that
There is life outside your room and your computer, you know
You got to this point in your life because you feared embarrassment.
It's time to grow up and take the first step, anon
I just don't think that this is the kind of issue you go to see a psychiatrist about.
I'm 25 years old and a virgin.
I got into dating apps 8 or so months ago and it's miserable tbh. I get, like, a match every couple weeks and it fizzles out after a few texts every time. I'm just tired.
I understand what it can be like. I feel for you, and wish you all the best.
My friend went on Bumble and had the girls throwing themselves at him, asking for hookups in cars and he met his gf on there after just 3 months. They are engaged now.
Just bee urself 🙂
How would you rate your friend lookswise?
>incel rage bait thread
Imagine what?
>has successful career and makes good money
>has friends and an active social life
>has hobbies which he needs to apologise to no one for
>genuinely happy
And the minute he gets b***h...
>starts upending his whole career
>drives a wedge between all his friendships
>forces him to sell his whole collection and make her his sole source of attention
Was it actually worth it?
>has successful career and makes good money
He worked in the storehouse and barely made money, he explicitly says this. That's why selling his collection was such a big turnaround.
>>has friends and an active social life
He didn't until he was invited for poker, for two years before that he was seen as the quiet creepy guy from the office. They were reluctant to invite him out at first.
>>has hobbies which he needs to apologise to no one for
True
happy
I'd call his situation of "contentment" rather than "happiness" but I agree.
>starts upending his whole career
He becomes the owner of his own business
a wedge between all his friendships
His friends, who had been pretty pushy and neglected his feelings until that point (despite being genuinely trying to help him) actually reached out to him to keep him from making something he'd come to regret, their friendship strengthened even more.
him to sell his whole collection and make her his sole source of attention
He did it out of his own volition and getting into a relationship means diving your selfcare with another person.
Test
Lost it at 17, fricked a couple of times with the same chick for a couple of months. I'm 28 now and never had sex since, am I a virgin again? I feel like it
Met one girl when I was 20, she was overweight so the sex wasn't very enjoyable, but better than nothing. Then nothing happened ever since, I am 30 now. Not even a kiss or a date.
Who do I pay to make out with me? The strippers won't do it, massage parlor ladies won't do it, hookers probably wouldn't do it, I don't even want to have sex I just want to kiss someone deeply why the frick doesn't anyone sell that
Kek it's bizarre you can easily pay someone to push your penis inside them but kissing is too intimate, I guess.
You can make out with women in the club if you are both drunk enough. Or if she's drunk enough too, but you might get arrested.
One more year for me (39), I don't really care about it any more, quite content with my life and hobbies right now.
It was weird back then because the main character would have been a teenager in the 70s and 80s where you ran out of things to waste time on quickly. A 40 year old virgin today would have been able to be perpetually online and drown himself in video games in his teens.
That's literally me in 16 years
This whole thread should be in psychotherapist's textbooks
I lost my virginity at 13 and then began a dry streak which has still not ended
You need to be 18 to post on this board
I am
Im living it
The movie made it seem comfy. How is it?
Had sex with 5 girls in varyingnfrom 20 to 28. I'm 30 now. I'm in good shape, like my job, and could get married but I haven't attracted the kind of woman that I would marry. I feel like I'm going to just be alone for the rest of my life unless I move out of the city. I think I need to go to a Red state and find a nice, simple girl with a good family if I want to get married.
Early 30's, autism, small pensil dick that I'm too ashamed of. I can see myself keeping my virginity until I'm 40 easily.
This exact same thread pops up on the catalog 4-5 times every single week with the exact same pathetic homosexuals in the replies venting and treating this thread like their own personal therapist. Nobody is even discussing the actual movie, it's just pathetic banter back and forth. You people are absolute homosexuals
42yo ripped chad, full head of hair with not a single grey, who's had that much sex in my life that I'd rather stay home watch a movie and play vidya than go and bang an 18yo nympho thot
yeah I'm a 36yo virgin and I'm getting close.
However I would never settle for a single mother or any of these old roasties.