I was going to say, I imagine a lot of places would immediately jump at the FREE PUBLICITY that would be having Killer Croc working for you. Plus the guy is jacked, I bet a bunch of warehouse jobs would jump to have a guy like him.
This. If he was 100% honest about just wanting to get work done, someone would bite the bullet and give him a try. Hell, a hiring agency would cream their pants over the commission they would get from the right business looking for a 'ringer' employee.
I was going to say, I imagine a lot of places would immediately jump at the FREE PUBLICITY that would be having Killer Croc working for you. Plus the guy is jacked, I bet a bunch of warehouse jobs would jump to have a guy like him.
In a lot of places bouncers can't have criminal records. More pertinently, Croc is a violent recidivist criminal with a rap sheet dating back to his teens in multiple states, why the frick are we supposed to think the businesses are bad for rejecting him?
>So if all the business reject him, what is he supposed to do except commit more crime?
That's exactly what he's suppose to do. It makes sense when you realize the 13th amendment specifically allows slavery for prisoners, so prison system is structured to preserve pseudo-chattle slavery by making it impossible to get legitimate work if you frick up once.
Are you nuts? With all the moronic shit he’d have to deal with he’d be back to crime in no time.
I was going to say, I imagine a lot of places would immediately jump at the FREE PUBLICITY that would be having Killer Croc working for you. Plus the guy is jacked, I bet a bunch of warehouse jobs would jump to have a guy like him.
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In a lot of places bouncers can't have criminal records. More pertinently, Croc is a violent recidivist criminal with a rap sheet dating back to his teens in multiple states, why the frick are we supposed to think the businesses are bad for rejecting him?
Does he know Cajun food? Would he mind being part chef and part mascot? Because “Croc’s Killer Cajun Kitchen” sounds like a recipe for success.
Pretty sure more than half the criminals in Gotham won't frick with your business if Croc is working there on the off chance that they'd get eaten alive.
>AAAUGH! THE HECKING CROCERINO CAN'T GET A HECKING JOBERINO AND THAT'S WHY HE'S KILLING AND EATING PEOPLE FOR FUN!
don't write social commentary if you're mentally handicapped
The places he was going to was pretty eclectic. Where did he think he was getting hired at a dentist's office?
That being said, this would make for a PERFECT one-off story where Croc's being denied for job after job, and a hot-shot up and coming attorney takes his case for hiring discrimination. In the end, it turns out that the attorney is actually a disguised Two-Face making the point that, had Batman not done his inevitable bullshit, they'd have never known.
Waylon, dude. What's the last legit job you had? How far back does your resume go? You think they aren't going to take one look at that paper and think, "Why the frick hasn't he worked in X years?"
What references could you possibly have that aren't in Arkham or Blackgate?
Do you even have a GED?
You have no fricking idea how livid I was when they had to mess up his hotel for that joker war bullshit. Maitre'd croc had potential and monster town could have been a trove of new stories for Gotham
Seriously why don't Bruce just give him a job as security guard in Wayne industries, i wanna some fricker trying to assault a building protected by Croc
actually, how do the people interviewing croc know that this isn't part of a criminal operation? frick he's worked with the riddler and joker. as far as they know they let their guard down and next thing they know they're dead. he was in arkham for a reason
Should have applied online, done proper SEO
>implying half the bars in Gotham wouldn't pay top dollar to have a giant monster bro be their bouncer
I was going to say, I imagine a lot of places would immediately jump at the FREE PUBLICITY that would be having Killer Croc working for you. Plus the guy is jacked, I bet a bunch of warehouse jobs would jump to have a guy like him.
This. If he was 100% honest about just wanting to get work done, someone would bite the bullet and give him a try. Hell, a hiring agency would cream their pants over the commission they would get from the right business looking for a 'ringer' employee.
In a lot of places bouncers can't have criminal records. More pertinently, Croc is a violent recidivist criminal with a rap sheet dating back to his teens in multiple states, why the frick are we supposed to think the businesses are bad for rejecting him?
So if all the business reject him, what is he supposed to do except commit more crime?
Welfare, SNAP, Section 8 like normal poor people.
>So if all the business reject him, what is he supposed to do except commit more crime?
That's exactly what he's suppose to do. It makes sense when you realize the 13th amendment specifically allows slavery for prisoners, so prison system is structured to preserve pseudo-chattle slavery by making it impossible to get legitimate work if you frick up once.
He's eaten people, might be a somewhat big frick up, I want him to go legitimate but it's totally understandable for anyone to not hire him.
> Florida, not Louisiana.
Cuban food then? old southern style would also work
>He's eaten people
I tire of your dietary chauvinism in the face of a much bigger issue.
the monster bara or conspiracy shit? only one of those promises softcore porn
>I want him to go legitimate but it's totally understandable for anyone to not hire him.
I know, and it's equally understandable why he will rob them.
>but I don't wanna be a le muscle again 🙁
Try Wayne homie. The only person who has more ex-cons in his payroll than the Penguin.
This. Wayne takes care of you if you're serious about going straight
He's a cannibal
Bigot.
It's just an eating disorder.
nothing wrong with eating crocodiles
I'd rather hire a cannibal than a vegan.
My guy needs to get into Civil Engineering. Nobody knows the sewers like Croc.
Are you nuts? With all the moronic shit he’d have to deal with he’d be back to crime in no time.
Does he know Cajun food? Would he mind being part chef and part mascot? Because “Croc’s Killer Cajun Kitchen” sounds like a recipe for success.
He's from Florida, not Louisiana.
Is Croc the bara or is there a normal bara as well?
Starts out as the bara until another bara shows up and they FRICK
Pretty sure more than half the criminals in Gotham won't frick with your business if Croc is working there on the off chance that they'd get eaten alive.
>AAAUGH! THE HECKING CROCERINO CAN'T GET A HECKING JOBERINO AND THAT'S WHY HE'S KILLING AND EATING PEOPLE FOR FUN!
don't write social commentary if you're mentally handicapped
The comic never say he's in the right.
>only 6 interviews
Come on dude, you gotta have better endurance than that. There's also the self-employed route if need be.
It's because he's black
The places he was going to was pretty eclectic. Where did he think he was getting hired at a dentist's office?
That being said, this would make for a PERFECT one-off story where Croc's being denied for job after job, and a hot-shot up and coming attorney takes his case for hiring discrimination. In the end, it turns out that the attorney is actually a disguised Two-Face making the point that, had Batman not done his inevitable bullshit, they'd have never known.
It’s not easy being green
Alright now write a doujin about him becoming a prostitute to satisfy my bara monsterfricker fetish
Waylon, dude. What's the last legit job you had? How far back does your resume go? You think they aren't going to take one look at that paper and think, "Why the frick hasn't he worked in X years?"
What references could you possibly have that aren't in Arkham or Blackgate?
Do you even have a GED?
Task force X. I'm sure Waller can pull a few strings if she wants him out of trouble.
You have no fricking idea how livid I was when they had to mess up his hotel for that joker war bullshit. Maitre'd croc had potential and monster town could have been a trove of new stories for Gotham
Croc should look into construction, the frick is he doing applying in a library and dentist clinic?
Those jobs show up a lot as entry level for stuff like answering phones or basic data entry.
Croc's memoir would be a best seller. There are a lot of people in the DCU who feel different, maligned, and could use someone like him to relate to.
Seriously why don't Bruce just give him a job as security guard in Wayne industries, i wanna some fricker trying to assault a building protected by Croc
HE EATS PEOPLE
actually, how do the people interviewing croc know that this isn't part of a criminal operation? frick he's worked with the riddler and joker. as far as they know they let their guard down and next thing they know they're dead. he was in arkham for a reason
>I'LL SAY WHEN YOUR DEBT TO SOCIETY IS PAID! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE AND LIVE IN MISERY AND POVERTY!
>OH GOD HE'S EATING EVERYONE WHY DID WE LET HIM OUT!
Croc should skip wagie life altogether and become an influencer. He can fill a niche nobody else can by being a giant alligator man.