basically >go through life being the good boy gallant >do everything the boomers say and grindstone and respect wamen >find out too late goofus always wins
>Goofus doesn't take a salary because he cares about the governments bottom line and loves this country. >Gallant spends $40,000 on hotdogs from Chicago with walnut sauce and says Trayvon Martin could've been his son despite never having sexual intercourse with a woman.
doesn't take a salary because he cares about the bottom line and loves his country
yeah instead he just takes classified war plans because he cares about his country a whole lot... but still a bit less than those documents are worth to the Saudi government.
When I was in the army, I didn't even think about getting a tattoo until near the end of my deployment. I've seen and done some horrible things in my life so when I came back to the states I did a lot of volunteer work which prompted me to get two tattoos of the words "Gallant" and "Goofus" in chinese on my left and right wrists so that I can remind myself that I am capable of doing both good and bad things.
A new Mario 2d game was announced in which you can transform into an elephant. In Cinemaphile, there's this meme "Mario if he x", which I don't like, but that's not the case. Someone said "Mario if he redeemed", obviously referring to the Indian scammer meme. He also posted pic related.
And then this guy comes and says >Only Jesus can redeem, Rajesh
Feels like they began posting here one week ago
>"The Goofus people demand their place in the sun and the right to exist. We must once and for all answer the question of the Gallant problem, and impose a devastating final solution!"
I feed the squirrels in my yard. They recognize me as a food-provider, and wait
for me at my sliding glass patio door. When I open the door, they don't run away in fear. I bet I could get them to eat out of my hand. But I'd be a bit worried about contracting some squirrel disease.
I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off Gallant's head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price.
This was the point where the last of the checks and balances of the united state were vaporized and the rich gained complete and total control of the country. You have zero political capital unless you can subsidize the existence of dozens of senators.
Goofus wins in 2024, term limits are abolished (the israelites' tool to get rid of popular presidents) and he's able to lock up all the anti-freedom libtards to fix the country.
>muh fascists
Libtard shills have nothing else to fall back on, do they? The system is broken. It was clear during his first term that Washington is rigged to prevent anyone from really making a difference. When he wins again he needs a period of time where he can actually clear away enemies of America. Rebuild the system so biased fake news bullshit and lying politicians can't flood the media.
>lying politicians flood the media
So Goofus. What about putting inept family members into positions of power? I can't keep it straight. Is that good or bad?
If you can't trust anyone outside your family to do the right thing, yeah it's perfectly valid. Politicians need to be vetted before being allowed to run, to determine they actually have the country's best interests in mind. Same thing with media outlets. Places like CNN should be regulated so they're not spreading biased lies.
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But Goofus's family can't be trusted, just like Goofus. Being a sycophant isn't good for the country, it's just good for Goofus's cronies. Neither Goofus nor Gallant should be legible to be president due to their age. They are clearly too young, and out of their minds. And of course both are guilty of stealing classified documents. The fact you think Goofus is a good choice is speaks volumes on your ability to absorb propaganda.
>Highlights for Children, often referred to simply as Highlights, is an American children's magazine. It began publication in June 1946, started by Garry Cleveland Myers and his wife Caroline Clark Myers in Honesdale, Pennsylvania. It currently has two million subscribers
Wtf, how is such a niche magazine still running? Is it just bible boomers buying it for their sheltered kids?
Not that I ever saw them much anymore but all the magazines in waiting rooms I did see disappeared during covid. Now it's flat screen TVs mounted to the walls (usually turned off)
I used to read goofus and gallant as a kid, I modeled my behavior after gallant Bc I trusted that in the message that if you treat people right they will treat you the same, this is simply not true. Every individual would be better off taking advantage of any opportunity for their own ends, because practically if you don’t, others will. If I ever have children of my own, I will teach them that this black and white morality at best is only useful in a white Christian nation, and at worst is a tool instituted by the ahem “powers that be” to hold white people to higher standards while the world steps all over them 🙂
Based. But this all stems from Semitic slave morality (israelite lies). I don't think it has any place even within a white ethnostate, however in such a state it is needed less simply because of greater social cohesion and implicit mutual respect.
> you're supposed to be Gallant for your friends and Goofus to everyone else
White Christians are no better that’s why I hesitate to name the israelite, although the evidence certainly points that way. But the point being that the social decay is deeply engrained in the white Christian too. All in all you the healthiest and most practical way to look at things is to always do for yourself. Wether that’s hedonism or stoicism, whatever makes you most fulfilled, not “the right thing to do” because it’s a total joke on people who ascribe moral rules to this purgatory dystopia earth we actually exist in.
>Goofus tells Gallant what to do next when Gallant was going to ask anyways >Gallant would offer Goofus the last apple anyways.
Goofus gives Gallant what he wants and Goofus does whatever he wants so it's a mutual goal. They'd be good friends.
The reality of the matter is goofus is the one who's going to get all the girls. Gallant is nice and caring, but goofus lights their fire. He treats them bad, and they love it. He is a handsome go-getter who takes what he wants and apologizes to no one. Goofus has true power. Goofus has the skills to be ruthless in business while gallant will waste his life working hard for meager pay, trying and failing to court women who will think he's swell, until goofus chews them up and spits them out.
Gallant's ultimate fate is settling with a woman in her mid 30s who dreams of goofus
Is anyone that takes the last apple an butthole? So whenever you buy apples you're really getting one less than you paid for. But then, really, if that apple is unavailable, then the apple before that is actually the last apple. But this eventually makes every apple the last apple. According to the logic presented in this image, nobody gets any apples.
Giving the masses what they want doesn't make you a good leader. It just makes you their slave. It *looks* as if he's a good leader, but all he's doing is being active in being an employee for the masses who can only harshly demand thing.
Or in other words, asking, "What do you want to do next?" is just letting the people you lead be passive and demanding, while you solve their problems.
Gallant dreams of holding his oneitis's hand while Goofus is balls deep inside her
Imagine having internalized cuckoldry. Zoomers are doomed
Goofus jokes about fricking Gallant's oneitis
Gallant projects his cuck fantasies
you're fricking losers, and everyone in society should shun you if not actively cause you harm.
Goofus makes mean jokes on the internet, Gallant cries about them in a Cinemaphile post like a homosexual.
basically
>go through life being the good boy gallant
>do everything the boomers say and grindstone and respect wamen
>find out too late goofus always wins
Next time don't be a sheep and do everything people say
>comparing apples to oranges
Dum
How the frick do you share an apple
Goofus seems more of the one to carry a knife on him
>How the frick do you share an apple
ok now your turn
peaches
GODDAMNIT
Top post
Goofus as Trump, Gallant as Biden or Obama.
>Goofus doesn't take a salary because he cares about the governments bottom line and loves this country.
>Gallant spends $40,000 on hotdogs from Chicago with walnut sauce and says Trayvon Martin could've been his son despite never having sexual intercourse with a woman.
doesn't take a salary because he cares about the bottom line and loves his country
yeah instead he just takes classified war plans because he cares about his country a whole lot... but still a bit less than those documents are worth to the Saudi government.
>the best they can come up with is he took plans he already read like literally every other president including biden
Your post is a big “things that make you go frrrrt”
>gallant saves his plums in the icebox for later
>goofus eats the plums. they are so sweet. and so cold
>Goofus takes the last peach as a fun snack as he leaves for work
>Gallant leaves the last peach for his wife and kids.
Ackchually i believe goofus used the peach in his smoothie
a daring synthesis
Goofus is white, Gallant is black and their parents are drag queens.
Chris Pratt and Idris Elba
Tell me which is which chuds
Matt Damon as Goofus
Ryan Gosling as Gallant
Someone has to take the last apple
And they should feel guilty when they do
No. The only time you should feel guilty is if you eat more than your fair share.
t. fat piece of shit that ate the first 9 donuts
nice try satan
Burgess Meredith as Goofus
Steve Buscemi as Gallant
gallant preps the goofus
Adam Sandler as Goofus
Tom Hardy as Gallant
Goofus frequents Cinemaphile and /misc/.
Galllant frequents /r/marvel and /r/news.
It's the same kid in all the pictures
It’s because the line between good and evil runs through every human heart. It’s not an uncommon idea.
When I was in the army, I didn't even think about getting a tattoo until near the end of my deployment. I've seen and done some horrible things in my life so when I came back to the states I did a lot of volunteer work which prompted me to get two tattoos of the words "Gallant" and "Goofus" in chinese on my left and right wrists so that I can remind myself that I am capable of doing both good and bad things.
you jerk off with goofus dont you?
>when I came back to the states I did a lot of volunteer work
I lol everytime.
>I've seen and done some horrible things in my life
All in the service of Israel. Good goy.
these are the people we share this board with
A new Mario 2d game was announced in which you can transform into an elephant. In Cinemaphile, there's this meme "Mario if he x", which I don't like, but that's not the case. Someone said "Mario if he redeemed", obviously referring to the Indian scammer meme. He also posted pic related.
And then this guy comes and says
>Only Jesus can redeem, Rajesh
Feels like they began posting here one week ago
lurk for 2 years, newbie
Garrant
bro that says Goober and Gay Ant
t. leaf
What does 平等 拪牲 mean
*平等 牺牲
>When I was in the army
you gonna drop a recruitment link as well glowie
Goofus and Gallant aren't names, they are roles that anyone can fill based on the choices that they make.
Goofus is the dog
Where can I find a collection of these?
>"The Goofus people demand their place in the sun and the right to exist. We must once and for all answer the question of the Gallant problem, and impose a devastating final solution!"
top right pic looks like hes giving the sermon on the mount.
Goofusbros...
This one isn't even goofus' fault
it is
squirrels can sense that goofus is a bad egg
I blame his parents for naming him Goofus
What's Goofus' last name?
Mario
Nominative determinism is too powerful
Shitheel. Goofus Shitheel. Gallant Fatwiener.
squirrels don't eat eggs
this is true. animals are chill around saintly people
its true, but its fricking annoying when they take their time getting the frick out of the road because they know you'll stop/swerve.
He's just sneaky, he's going to rape this squirrel.
>Goofus has the spirit of the hunter - prey fears him
>Gallant has the spirit of the virgin - prey pays him no mind
Goofus is a Chad
>goofus eats the meat
>gallant eats the bugs
I feed the squirrels in my yard. They recognize me as a food-provider, and wait
for me at my sliding glass patio door. When I open the door, they don't run away in fear. I bet I could get them to eat out of my hand. But I'd be a bit worried about contracting some squirrel disease.
my mom started feeding em and i warned her she would get climbed and bit if she kept it up and thats just what happened yesterday
Keep an eye on her. After such an assertive display of dominance your mom might start sleeping with one of them.
*climbs and bites you*
uwu
homie that's nuts
>Goofus chasing down the invasive grey squirrel
>Gallant helping the invaders
homie IM NUTS
'm
>goofus fricks his wife
>gallant has an open relationship
No.
Is she the philosopher of the Goofus-pill?
good. stupid birds.
I mean unless you have a knife how do you share an apple
You can see he already cut the apple. It's from a time when knives were popular children's toys.
Kevin Hart and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Goofus chooses green, Gallant chooses purple.
Ban purpleshits from this thread.
Frick you, you purple Black person homosexual
you saying they administer each others' daily dosage? kinda homo
I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off Gallant's head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price.
>Goofus believes that we should share
>Gallant believe that Karadzicu Vodi Srbe Svoje. Nek Se Vidi Nikog Se Ne Boje.
Who is Goffus to Ben Shapiro's Gallant?
>Ben Shapiro's Gallant
More importantly who plays Abby Shapiro?
Matt Walsh
Cast it
nice
Clearly Abby Shapiro should play Jucika
Jucika's nose is tiny tho.
Use CGI (computerized goyim imitation) to get rid of it.
based
replacing acronyms with moronic jokes is my favorite
>computerized goyim imitation
post the one that makes manlets seethe
I love her
jucika a cute
CUTE!
jucika sex
FRICK YEA. JUCIKA
>goofus wins in 2016
>gallant wins in 2020 and 2024
>2024
If gallant wins in 2024 then we know that 2020 was absolutely not won legit
We're about 13 years too late to think anything is ever going to be legit in the US.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizens_United_v._FEC
This was the point where the last of the checks and balances of the united state were vaporized and the rich gained complete and total control of the country. You have zero political capital unless you can subsidize the existence of dozens of senators.
Goofus wins in 2024, term limits are abolished (the israelites' tool to get rid of popular presidents) and he's able to lock up all the anti-freedom libtards to fix the country.
So in other words, prelude to dictatorship
>muh fascists
Libtard shills have nothing else to fall back on, do they? The system is broken. It was clear during his first term that Washington is rigged to prevent anyone from really making a difference. When he wins again he needs a period of time where he can actually clear away enemies of America. Rebuild the system so biased fake news bullshit and lying politicians can't flood the media.
>lying politicians flood the media
So Goofus. What about putting inept family members into positions of power? I can't keep it straight. Is that good or bad?
If you can't trust anyone outside your family to do the right thing, yeah it's perfectly valid. Politicians need to be vetted before being allowed to run, to determine they actually have the country's best interests in mind. Same thing with media outlets. Places like CNN should be regulated so they're not spreading biased lies.
But Goofus's family can't be trusted, just like Goofus. Being a sycophant isn't good for the country, it's just good for Goofus's cronies. Neither Goofus nor Gallant should be legible to be president due to their age. They are clearly too young, and out of their minds. And of course both are guilty of stealing classified documents. The fact you think Goofus is a good choice is speaks volumes on your ability to absorb propaganda.
Is Highlights Magazine still around?
I think I still have my old issues from the late 90’s and early 2000’s in a box somewhere.
>Highlights for Children, often referred to simply as Highlights, is an American children's magazine. It began publication in June 1946, started by Garry Cleveland Myers and his wife Caroline Clark Myers in Honesdale, Pennsylvania. It currently has two million subscribers
Wtf, how is such a niche magazine still running? Is it just bible boomers buying it for their sheltered kids?
Dentist's waiting rooms
Not that I ever saw them much anymore but all the magazines in waiting rooms I did see disappeared during covid. Now it's flat screen TVs mounted to the walls (usually turned off)
>goofus is a Black person
>gallant worships Black folk
>goofus is ill prepared and has to make a pipe out of an apple
>gallant is well prepared and gets everyone lit with his fat spliff
Gallantbros, we went off the deep end
I like em both, good whiskey neat, harsher stuff with ice or even cola.
i do the opposite FRICK YOU
I guess they drink their whisk(e)y out of scissors? Dumbass.
We're talking apples and oranges here
Thats nuts
Jason Bateman and Will Arnett
Goofus is a chad
the chad goofus vs. the virgin gallant
>naming you're child goofus
crackers deserve the rope
goofusarius jackson please
I used to read goofus and gallant as a kid, I modeled my behavior after gallant Bc I trusted that in the message that if you treat people right they will treat you the same, this is simply not true. Every individual would be better off taking advantage of any opportunity for their own ends, because practically if you don’t, others will. If I ever have children of my own, I will teach them that this black and white morality at best is only useful in a white Christian nation, and at worst is a tool instituted by the ahem “powers that be” to hold white people to higher standards while the world steps all over them 🙂
Based. But this all stems from Semitic slave morality (israelite lies). I don't think it has any place even within a white ethnostate, however in such a state it is needed less simply because of greater social cohesion and implicit mutual respect.
you're supposed to be Gallant for your friends and Goofus to everyone else
> you're supposed to be Gallant for your friends and Goofus to everyone else
White Christians are no better that’s why I hesitate to name the israelite, although the evidence certainly points that way. But the point being that the social decay is deeply engrained in the white Christian too. All in all you the healthiest and most practical way to look at things is to always do for yourself. Wether that’s hedonism or stoicism, whatever makes you most fulfilled, not “the right thing to do” because it’s a total joke on people who ascribe moral rules to this purgatory dystopia earth we actually exist in.
was goofus just a nihilist?
>some goofus's just want to watch the world burn
I thought you couldn't compare apples and oranges?
Goofus - Daniel Day Lewis
Gallant - Jeff Bridges
>Goofus tells Gallant what to do next when Gallant was going to ask anyways
>Gallant would offer Goofus the last apple anyways.
Goofus gives Gallant what he wants and Goofus does whatever he wants so it's a mutual goal. They'd be good friends.
Paul Dano playing both roles.
How do these G&G threads always get so many replies? lol
Goofus sages and CP spams G&G threads. Gallant provides insightful posts and dank memes.
>How do these G&G threads always get so many replies? lol
for me
its goofus
Michael Cera and Michael Cera
You may not like it, but I’m right.
>Goofus
Gene Hackman
>Gallant
Anthony Hopkins
>goofus
me
>gallant
any numale off the street
The reality of the matter is goofus is the one who's going to get all the girls. Gallant is nice and caring, but goofus lights their fire. He treats them bad, and they love it. He is a handsome go-getter who takes what he wants and apologizes to no one. Goofus has true power. Goofus has the skills to be ruthless in business while gallant will waste his life working hard for meager pay, trying and failing to court women who will think he's swell, until goofus chews them up and spits them out.
Gallant's ultimate fate is settling with a woman in her mid 30s who dreams of goofus
Goofus: a white male
Gallant: a black female
Goofus became the CEO of a Fortune 500 company
Gallant stocks shelves at the local
Walmart
Goofus gets all the b***hes.
Gallant is obviously a homosexual.
Cast it
>I'll certainly be *it* with the onion sisters now
>while choking his chicken
how was this allowed
Is anyone that takes the last apple an butthole? So whenever you buy apples you're really getting one less than you paid for. But then, really, if that apple is unavailable, then the apple before that is actually the last apple. But this eventually makes every apple the last apple. According to the logic presented in this image, nobody gets any apples.
Goofus and gallant
Is that her husband's dick or is he legless
edward norton and brad pitt
Giving the masses what they want doesn't make you a good leader. It just makes you their slave. It *looks* as if he's a good leader, but all he's doing is being active in being an employee for the masses who can only harshly demand thing.
Or in other words, asking, "What do you want to do next?" is just letting the people you lead be passive and demanding, while you solve their problems.
>gallant saves the last peach
>goofus makes a peach smoothie