>casting an elderly asian lady to be an action star
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>casting an elderly asian lady to be an action star
>casting an elderly asian lady to be an action star
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dey sey you brade runnah
>Asians arr rook same
>even the men and women sort of look alike
>there are tons of Asians which means unlimited access to stuntmen
She'll be fine
She still stars in action films/tv series and started off as a martial arts actor/stunt woman. If you're going to try to farm (You)s on Cinemaphile at least know the basics about the actors/actresses in questions.
Anon, I know you had a crush on her twenty years ago but she's fricking 61 now. It's cringe when Schwarzenegger tries to be a pensionable action hero and it's cringe when she does.
Blade Runner $29.99
underrated
>$29.99
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How do you pronounce her name? Yell?
Just throw silverware down your hallway and you'll learn the entire Chinese dictionary.
Sensible chuckle
In my country we have this joke. How do chinese kids get their names? The parents throw a can down the stairs and use whatever sound it makes.
Mish-Ell
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>Miniseries
It's a nothingburger.
Your future is looking up at the screen and saying "wow she looks great for her age!"
>Miniseries
>Prime
not gona watch chink slop. simple as.
Hollywood roasties are trying so hard to cast as many ugly asian women as they can. They're also trying to look more asian themselves. They are afraid.
Yes, why don’t they cast cute Japanese actresses?
Makes too many white roasties seethe and shit their pants
They need to make anther series like this, the amount of mudflap seethe was magnificent.
We need a whole cinematic universe that is like the story of assassin's creed but it's about a series of white men in different eras going to Asia and having sex with half the women in the orient
I had a female classmate who looked exactly like this and she dated a white guy
Was he hot?
I WATCH NETSLOP AND CUM FOR SHE
I will now watch your slop
That's actually a great picture. She still fricking sucks though.
>amazon prime
>female showrunner
Yikes
Why didn’t they cast Lucy Liu at least she’s hot
Put a fricking chick in it and make her gay!
Disastrous mistake.
Yeoh is past her prime. Stop casting her! There must be tons of other Chinese women around!
she brings the name recognition. but they definitely should add hyunri to the show
She speaks English without ESL accent.
You know it will flop even worse than its predecessors, except this time theyll blame chuds and incels for it.
But Blade Runner isn't a martial arts action movie. Either way, she was a legit martial arts action star.
Spin-off about the pill-eating geisha.
There won't be any white people in 75 years. Deal with it.
You worship ten-year old “data” but you call out people posting that okcupid preference pic. Curious.
im unironically game!
Michelle Yeoh was an action star in Asia and is 20 years younger than Harrison Ford, she’s a good choice for an old Blade Runner.
The real scandal is studios continuing to pour money down the drain on Blade Runner. Both movies were flops but it’s popular among nerds and people who become TV writers.
That's what basically been driving the whole entertainment industry for the past 15 years. The executives see something that while may not have been particularly popular, it has a lot of fans and so they think "How can we turn a few fans into a lot more fans?" and they do it by ripping out the soul of what the fans liked about it, then the wider audience still doesn't like it, and so nobody likes it, but they keep trying anyway because there's money to be had somewhere if they can just figure it out.
>be corporation
>need to make money selling products
>create imaginary characters to sell
>in the 1990's decide franchises with imaginary characters are the way to make more money for less
>do this
>teevee morons are unable to process this
...many such moronic cases.
She can't act and is annoying. She speaks like she's mentally moronic. She's a terrible choice for anything in the English-speaking world. She's just a diversity hire. She's there because she's a non-white name that available for the production, that's all.
Michelle Yeoh was literally an action star you moronic zoomie
DEY SEY IM BRADE LUNNA
>Crashes sports bike at 12mph
>You warking in a deselt and you see toltoise on back. What you do?
>>I flip him back on his feet.
>Incollect!! You boir arive, make tasty soup! You lepricant!!
>So is she a replicant?
>We don't know sir we didn't calibrate the test for Asians, anyway what's the difference?
Lmao
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon came out 24 years ago.
I had this fat bloater b***h sit next to me with her skinny husband when this came out
when the movie came on she started complaining that it's subtitled and started mimicking chinese people by saying "ching chang ching" and laughing raucously
She sounds like a Cinemaphile poster
>she started complaining that it's subtitled and started mimicking chinese people by saying "ching chang ching" and laughing raucously
Uh based?
Okay Steve
I've heard this story before on a radio show or podcast
Turns out. Lil monkey fella
There's a stand up bit I wish I could find again but I don't think it's online. This guy talks about watching crouching tiger in a ghetto theater and the dumb broads have to read the subtitles out loud
>You must surrender the green destiny...
And was trash.
She looks like a racist ww2 caricature of a Japanese woman.
She's action kino you ignorant homosexual
DEY SEY ME BRADE RUNNAH
Old Asian ladies are probably the largest and wealthiest demographic considering China and Asia aging population and the fact that men tend to die earlier. Zoomies don't watch movies anymore so now Hollywood has to cater to a different audience. This is what you get for prioritising tiktok and games over Hollywood slop. Now you will see the elderly takeover of Hollywood.
>cast proven star in thing
>AHHH I'M GOING INSANE
ok
>prime video
lmao
wouldn't watch no matter what
Don't see how this is any worse than having geriatric Harrison Ford in the other Blade Runner flick, Michelle Yeoh is at least in good shape and is enormously experienced in fight choreography and stunts.
So is Jackie but I don't want him leading any action movies either.
yea well you need some eye candy
Never change, Cinemaphile.
Who says Asians don't hit the wall?
ARRRRRRGHHH BRADDU RUNNERU NOOOOOOO
You're lucky they didnt cast AKWAFINNA OR SOMETHING.
blade runner isn't an action film you frick wit
and guess what she is fitter and better at martial arts than you will ever be you stupid c**t
So Deckard will be dead by then, his daughter might still be alive but what about Wallace?