Cavillbros, it's over.

Cavillbros, it's over.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ungentlemanly Warfare rightfully failed, so they're giving the part to the young ugly guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >two major bombs one against the other
      His career is definitely over.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if your most recent movie bombs, you're out
      >ATJ is starring in the Kraven movie aka Madame Web 2.0

      sounds like no ones getting the part

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cucks Cavill
        Heh nothin personell kid

        Not the same circumstances whatsoever. Cavill is too famous and a meme to be considered and that's why he's never going to be James Bond. His last chance was in 2006. ATJ can afford to have Kraven bomb because he's not that big of a name and that's why they want him. You surprise people with this new guy and you don't have to pay him that much upfront from the start. He's also way younger and more able.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Madame Web 2.0
        You mean Morbius 3.0?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You mean Morbius 3.0?
          You mean Venom 5.0

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Venom movies do well enough. The other Sony films do not.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I was mostly referring to how shit they were. I'm not sure why people were surprised at Morbius when the Venom movies are the basically the swame low bar only it's being carried by a more recognizable character.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I was mostly referring to how shit they were.
                I wasn't. I was referring to box office flops.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    isn't bond supposed to be a bit older?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Henry is 53. He should have played Bond a decade ago. Craig was a mistake.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Henry is 53
        no he isn't

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Henry is 53.
        He's 40.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Henry is 53
        lol he's 93 homosexual get your facts right

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even a spoonful of Craig's charisma eclipses every role Cavill has done.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Moody slav-faced homosexual
          >Charismatic
          lolno

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daniel Craig looks like Alfred E. Neuman.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >maybe I'm too old now
    I don't really care one way or the other but he's only two years older than Craig was when he was cast. Looks younger too.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was u.n.c.l.e and argylle(flop with short minor role but still) how many different secret agent roles does he need?
    AND SUPERMAN
    AND WITCHER
    YET HE'S STILL B TIER
    it's over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the new movie he plays the real-life inspiration for the character James Bond. You could say Cavill is obsessed with playing not-James Bond roles. It's almost like he has something to prove...

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Connery was 41 in his last Bond appearance
    Moore was 57
    Dalton was 43
    Brosnan was 49
    Craig was 51

    Henry is 40 and looks younger than all of them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's over. Give up. It's never happening. It's Aaron Taylor-Johnson. It's. Fricking. Over.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody knows who he is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Let it go.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He simply lacks charisma

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not if he's playing a veteran Bond

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We just had three old man bond films in a row and they got worse every time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anything after Casino Royale was honestly not worth the time to watch it. But I still don't regret Craig as Royale was kino of the highest caliber so it evens out.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the israelites don't like cavill because he's not giga woke
    i doubt they let him do too much anymore

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cavell can’t act. There no way he could have carried Casino Royale. He’s a View To A Kill bond. Maybe a camp goofy Moonraker bond.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're being too kind. He's porn parody Bond. Gay porn, that is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet he could powerboat real good.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but enough about your fantasies

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you telling me that you wouldn't frick Henry Cavill in the ass if he were offering it up to you on a silver platter?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd frick you in the ass with a barrel of a shotgun but only if you ask nicely.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You shouldn't joke, your daddy died that way.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If only, the bastard is still around.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Cavill a lot but he is kind of a big guy. I imagine Bond to be a bit leaner. I think at this point the most we can hope for is the next Bond is white

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He can get leaner. And he was big in Men from UNCLE and looked good in that.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Henry is about to be a father which is much more important than playing Bond. Especially after that homosexual Craig gayed it all up.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All bullshit aside, Aaron Taylor-Johnson is a sound choice for bringing in zoomies to this character. He's experienced and people know him in passing but he's not a big star at all. This is the perfect grounds for him to be Bond. The movies will probably go back to being episodic action comedies but with Redditfied humour and other modern day schticks such as Wick gun-fu or whatever the frick they think is popular these days.

    Daniel Craig is gone and that's the most important part.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Daniel Craig is gone and that's the most important part.
      It's gonna be worse than Craig. 90% chance, so no.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NOTHING can EVER be worse than Craig. If you were a truly full-on hardcore Bondgay like me, you'd understand. Craig hated and destroyed Bond in every conceivable way.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think the filmmakers did a lot of the heavy lifting. Only Casino Royal was watchable.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Casino Royale was great because of everything and everyone EXCEPT Craig, who was as dry as sand and felt like the Eric Stoltz version of BTTF but actually released.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe if Craig wasn't playing as Bond Eva Green's nipples wouldn't have gotten hard during the drowning scene, thought about that? I bet you want to take it back now, anon.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh frick, you're right.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nah, he was good

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. the most articulate analysis from a brainrot zoomer
                kys

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The worst part about Craig isn't so much that his movie suck but the fact is that he was, and is, extremely ungrateful. Even Lazenby after a few years regretted his behavior. Craig just absolutely has no remorse for shitting on the thing that made him rich and famous in the first place. He's a douchebag of the highest order who fricking hates his own children. Guy is honestly a piece of shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Plus he likes to go to gay bars.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Plus he likes to go to gay bars.

            I didn't know this guy's (ATJ) existence beforehand the Bond rumours but I'd gladly accept him over Craig as easy as I breath. God, i hate Craig. if i could off a celebrity, it'd be him. I despise him like you guys could never comprehend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      connery mightve been 'young' but he always seemed way older to me so thats my preferred style

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could never get over un-Bond like Craig looked.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    weve already seen him, fun movie

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2.5m views is viral? lol there are hundreds of channels that get more views than that every video

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Henry Cavill/James Bond rumours are easy clicks plus it could be Cavill's team trying to give one last push despite it already being accepted that ATJ has the job.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ATJ Bond rumours are easy clicks plus it could be ATJ team trying to give one last push despite it already being accepted that no one has the job yet.
        Fixed it for you.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fake movie trailers
    SAARS

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't he basically play Bond in Argylle?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost every movie he does is Bond related. Even Witcher. He is actively auditioning for the role. That's all it is.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Henry seems to emit that nice guy vibe too much to be a 007. Then again, he was pretty good Gerald.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Craig looks like a slightly rotted squash.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It should be Hiddleston. Cavil is too girthy.

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