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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Solos ficiton.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...'s laundry

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        K, b, c.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      New episode is out btw.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Personification of death
      Flagellant victim. That which is dead can never die.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but he kills unkillable things in his series
        being dead already doesn't matter, by the end of the LN he's killing concepts like heat and gravity

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but the Flagellant doesn't care. Death comes for him? He tells it to frick off, beats the shit out of it and goes on his merry way.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Immortal spark you dumb human

            i feel like you anons aren't really grasping the concept of killing anything even if it's not killable

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I've been dead and watching as Revelation unfolds before my eyes since 2009 and you think that daunts me?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >abolishes Death

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Flagellant from Darkest Dungeon 2 has soloed the physical incarnation of death. SHITgiri has no chance.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's solos ficiton?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A Star Wars spinoff I think

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Solo's Fiction" is unironically a better name than "Solo: A Star Wars Film".

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Monkeys slapping typewriters could come up with a better name than "Solo: A Star Wars Film".

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It actually goes hard as hell

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jobs to true, no takesies backsies, the so called "laws" of the universe can go frick themselves, absolute immortality.
      HE WHO THIRSTETH, AND DRINKETH OF THIS, SO SHALL HE NEVER DIE.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mr. Eaten would be a wild combatant for them to try to use

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Immortal spark you dumb human

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the author of this literally said that Yogiri's victory depends of whoever is writing the fight

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't mean anything.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it means he doesn't take the power levels of his own series even half as seriously as you do

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the author of this literally said that [HEADCANON]
        No he didn't. Frick off.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          He did though

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >[Doubling down on a lie]
            No. He didn't.

            The fact that you can't even back up your claims proves that it's a lie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ESLgiribros......our hero is a FRAUD.......

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Jealous because Yogiri one-shots his favorite verse.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This homie was confirmed by the author to have an IQ of 82

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >[HEADCANON]
        Nope.

        >*dies of old age*

        >Dies of old age.
        He literally can't.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*dies of old age*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I appreciate your commitment to this bit, but it's pathetic you're this starved for attention

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is it more pathetic of him to make this post for attention, or more pathetic of you (and a dozen others) to take his bait?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neither beats you being his knight in shining armor, glasshouse

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm just saying...

            He posts 1 picture and "solos fiction" and he gets 20+ replies in every thread of people have a complete meltdown.

            It's clearly bait, but people are still taking it.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You would have a point IF it wasn’t for the fact that he replies to everyone who (You)’d his post, and continues to do so hours later. That goes a step beyond being bait, because at that point you’re obviously adamant about what you’re posting about.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He gets too in character like the Kratosgay, or the Roguegay who posted in one or two threads. We've had so many of these looking back on it

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                with how he reacted to the iq comment he might just be the kratos poster

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But he doesn't reply back to any of these comments. So obviously there's not going to be any hour long debates. But people keep replying to it endlessly, wasting their time on posts he probably doesn't even read.

                So yes, it is bait, and it's very effective. Even "Superman has no limits" had like one or two replies, if any. While the Yugiri-gay sometimes gets more replies than the OP.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek the superman no limits guy used to get just as many if not more on a regular basis when he first started. "yugiri" rubbed people wrong because his reasoning is childish and unfun to discuss EVEN in vs debates. hence perhaps feeling more spite towards him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're him, aren't you?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Took you long enough.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really, I had it figured out by the first reply.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I knew it all along...
                >I just...uh...played along!
                Sure you were.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                anon scored a 273 on the latest IQ test. i believe him

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                GENIUStos scored an infinity on the IQ test

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was confirmed by WoG to be a solid 95 unfortunately

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. First of all you have never once posted a source on that made up bullshit, second mexican tumblr artists are not the writers.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Google exists sweetie

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You do realize I wasn't the one replying to you earlier, right?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you realize I was just fricking around with you, right? I'm not the Yogiribait poster.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure thing bro

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be completely honest they should have cut the isekai shit and Yogiri entirely. Just make it a fricking monster and focus on those people trying to work around it, that's the only remotely interesting part of the story

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >people doing ellipsis memes is a "meltdown"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is it more pathetic of him to [seek validation and attention on the internet] or more pathetic of you to [call him a homosexual]
          What do you think?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jealous because Yogiri one-shots his favorite verse.

      Light victim

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Azula victim

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn't the Ultimate universe canned?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Merged with the 616 Universe in TRO.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are restarting it, its a pretty cool concept honestly https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i3UXzqU9YZo&pp=ygUXbmV3IHVsdGltYXRlIHNwaWRlci1tYW4%3D

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        When Gojo Satoru speaks, I listen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jobs to makima

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >People still in denial

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Infinity wouldn’t be able to stop me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gojo with purple lipstick
          >Luckyshazo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Serious question. Suggsverse vs this guy?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the composite suggsverse with lionel's direct author intervention couldn't get out of a paper bag. with that said the schizophrenic insanity of the setting would consume deathboy over there because he fits right in. like a personalized casket

      • 3 months ago
        TirnanoSong

        No verse, and i mean NO verse gets close to the amount of sheer stupidity that exists in the suggsverse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thor (base) solos his verse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Base Goku victim.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Base Superman victim.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      His anime is amazing every week when a new episode drop it's MAL rating keeps getting lower. it drop from a 6.5 to a 6.39 People are conflicted they can't tell if this is another awful Isekai series or a parody of an awful isekai series and it's incredible

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    FALL

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets lazer-beamed

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bejita's mindset that solos fiction

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vegeta gets stronger from getting his ass kicked
      >still jobs
      Fricking lol, a perfect form for him

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        LMFAO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Vegeta gets stronger from getting his ass kicked
      >still jobs
      Fricking lol, a perfect form for him

      >hehehe, in this form I'm impervious to damage. It's like the opposite of Ultra Instinct, I'll tank all the damage no matter how hard you hit me
      >OWWWWWW NOOOOO DON'T HIT ME THAT HARD I KNEEL! GOKU-SAMA TASUKETE

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OPUSger observes.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aku

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHADku

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think this fight could be fun, although how balanced the match is depends on how real and powerful you think the Dawn Group's kung fu magic is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds good

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fall

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku vs Naruto but only hand to hand. No ki or chakra who wins?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto is heading to outerversal for real.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku reasonably wins based on his skill set and penchant for adapting quickly to his opponent's tactics.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto, he’s great at taijutsu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku. His punches can shake the universe.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        moronbro......

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Goku does have insane moron strength.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku is 5'9'' 137 pounds, while Naruto is 6'6'' and 300 pounds.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even without ki Goku is tanky enough to be bulletproof, this coupled with his martial arts mastery means that Goku wins every single time.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What matches would you go with for an all Superman season? I think Hulk, Thor, Mario, Optimus Prime, and Popeye are givens. Maybe Mickey Mouse and Sephiroth too. Who else is there?

    • 3 months ago
      TirnanoSong

      Scarlet King

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Inspirational quotes
        >Power levels are wider apart than the heavens and the earth.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, the scarlet sissy really can't keep up.

        • 3 months ago
          TirnanoSong

          Not exactly. There's versions of the King that would handily lose to several versions of Superman (Redtape Scarlet King caps at Star Level for example).

          If we composite them then yeah, the King wins more often than not but you could make a case that Superman's meta nature could give him the win over the king

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Any version of Scarlet King LOLSTOMPS any version of Superman. It's not even close. Get your head out of your ass...seriously.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ..."wrote the Scarlet WEAK, seconds before OPUSman killed him.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon...you don't know what you're talking about
                you're lying to people
                you're misleading people
                even the weakest version of the sk outscales dc infinitely
                superman is not even an ant to him

            • 3 months ago
              TirnanoSong

              >Any version of Scarlet King LOLSTOMPS any version of Superman.
              No

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not if i run the wiki

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Superman's meta nature
            Not going to help him much in the composite King scenario

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The virgin SCPisser WANK edgy OC with Muh cosomology vs SUPERCHAD SCHOLARS

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit SCP has become so fricking gay since they started adding eldritch donut steels.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brian Michael Bendis

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta have Captain Marvel and Ultraman.

  11. 3 months ago
    CapeworldComics

    Aku and it isn't even close.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't Aku just town level or something?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon Aku conquered and butally subjugated a world full of magic and high technology and ruled it uncontested for thousands of years because the gods left a single tiny means to hurt him in the hands of a single man

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WEAKerman

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SUCKuna
      my b***h

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BITCHkuna
      One of the weakest Shounen antagonist that would lose 90% of all his match ups without Mahoraga

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Waku Waku Kratos-Sama and Superman-Sama, it would be an honor to fight you!
    >Oh? There seems to be a devil behind you Superman-sama, i'll eat it!
    >Hmm? The Hope Devil? This will be easy!
    >Waku Waku, that was delicious!
    >anyways, now that that annoying devil is gone we can fight!
    >eh? Are you two even trying?
    >well, guess its my turn now
    >eh????!!?? Kratos-sama, superman-sama why were your bodies DESTROYED by a SINGLE SLASH of my chainsaw???!??!?!?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE is coming...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...to lose

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...the losing competition.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          ....on opposite day.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            WINNER of the WINNING competition

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Fights Mario won.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              WINNER of the LOSER competition.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Opposite of loser of the losing competition is winner of winning competition.
                ESLs lost yup yup.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So Kratos lost? No surprise there.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't be an ESL when he doesn't speak English.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                WINNER of the GAPED competition.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              WINNER of the GAPED competition.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ENTER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      To Smash

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The question is if they are going to make link a cool fantasy hero or a stupid femboy

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're going to make him a "haha, how fun and zany average heckin' duderino" who's initially incompetent and makes funny one-liners and references, and who rejects or avoids responsibility until the fierce girlboss PRINCESS ZELDA shows up and tells him he just HAS to accept his destiny as she saves him from some monsters, guides him to the sword and does most of the work while he stands around reacting to how amazing she is at literally everything she does because her GRRL POWER is unstoppable and makes him look like a joke.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well I mean its japan making it so I have hope that they wont frick him too bad, I’m just scared that they are going make him a femboy again

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based, another W for the Womanforce

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Based, another usual L for the Womanforce
              Ftfy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                K, b, c.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dumbass its BKC

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            WomanGODS…we men kneel….

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              ....on your necks.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd like to correct myself. We kneel on their backs, because otherwise they'd die, making them useless.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >we "men"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm GREEK homie

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tanked btw

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'LL SAVE YOU WONDY-CH- AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        BEJITAAAAAAA, MY DAIPA IS FULL AGAIN!!!!

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aku.
    Its always Aku.
    Unless you have Jacks sword Aku wins everytime.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also tanked

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She did NOT tank that

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not only tanked but enjoyed

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who WINS?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam turning out to be actually powerful was fun. I wonder if he could actually kill Sukuna with those obliterating smite flashes

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah, Adam put in a genuinely pretty great performance in the finale, and he got my brain jogging for a good matchup.
        Luckily, one came to mind!
        Two egotistical manchild mass-murderers beating the shit out of each other in aerial combat and trading laser blasts could make for a fun fight animation!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Adam turning out to be actually powerful was fun. I wonder if he could actually kill Sukuna with those obliterating smite flashes

          God dammit, for some reason the image didn't attach, something about it being an "unsupported or corrupted file type". Whatever, the idea was
          >Homelander vs Adam
          I think there are some decent thematic connections, and the character interactions would be fun, given how abrasive Adam is.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          In what way is Sukuna a manchild? The only person he’s petty towards is Yuji, but he’s either respectful to or just doesn’t care about anyone else.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh nevermind I saw your second post. Also your image was probably a webp so just convert it to a PNG/JPG with photoshop or one of those free websites.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            See:

            [...]
            God dammit, for some reason the image didn't attach, something about it being an "unsupported or corrupted file type". Whatever, the idea was
            >Homelander vs Adam
            I think there are some decent thematic connections, and the character interactions would be fun, given how abrasive Adam is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people comparing gojo and sukuna to alastor and lucifer were actually fricking right

      lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Alastor large-building level AP at best?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Match him.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nico di Angelo is his best MU both thematically and in terms of power levels

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        From Percy Jackson? I mean it would be cool with of them both being sons of Hades. Nico's a demigod while Zag's a full god so it'd be an uphill battle for Nico. As well as Zagreus having access to all of his gear fom the gods. Hell I'd watch it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fun note: Zagreus is technically a demigod as well. In the Supergiant game, Persephone's dad is actually an unnamed mortal farmer and not Zeus like it is in most versions of the story. This makes Zagreus, in grossly oversimplified genetic terms, 3/4 god and 1/4 human.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, I did not know that. Thats neat I thought he was a full blooded one.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        From Percy Jackson? I mean it would be cool with of them both being sons of Hades. Nico's a demigod while Zag's a full god so it'd be an uphill battle for Nico. As well as Zagreus having access to all of his gear fom the gods. Hell I'd watch it.

        If Nico sends his soul to the underworld would Zagreus be stuck in Percy Jackson underoworld or wake up back in his house?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          good question. I’m leaning the former because Zagreus needs the River Styx to take him back home, and PJ underworld has a different river

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably the PJ underworld. The interesting question is whether he'd get caught up in the monster reincarnation system that PJ has, where if a monster dies they get sent to the deepest portion of the underworld and have to make their way back up like Zagreus does in his own setting. Or if Nico's sword would be judged as being able to inflict permadeath on Zagreus since it's claimed to suck the essence of monsters it kills into it and possibly prevent them from reforming.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            There’s other means to get around that, like Nico turning him into a ghost or skeleton. Apparently in the sequel series (which I will never read after they made him gay) Nico can control and summon regular monsters too if they’re undead

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, there's those too. The match is actually really interesting to debate, because they'd likely be given pretty much equal stats and it would come down to Zagreus' massive arsenal against Nico's innate powers that sort of mirrors the version of Hades that Zagreus fights but still has additional powers that spice things up a bit like Nico's earthbending.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly. Ultimately it would come down to “Nico can control souls/instadeath souls/absorb souls” vs “Zagreus can resist Hades’ soul attacks”, but before that it’s even enough for them to try out all their other things

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Sun and The Star is genuinely one of the better books in the series if you learn to ignore the gay part

              • 3 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                >if you learn to ignore the gay part
                kek
                what?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nico was the coolest character in the entire book series and probably the fan favourite right behind Percy, despite being a recurring lancer character and not a main. Son of Hades, Dark backstory, Works alone even though he’s the youngest, edgelord. Also from a db perspective he’s easily the strongest demigod, they say so in the series.
                Then in the sequel series Riordan out of nowhere said Nico is gay and gave Nico a gay blonde surfer bro boyfriend whose railing Nico’s twink shota bottom ass. And now instead of being sad because Percy let his sister kill herself to save his own ass, he’s now sad because he had a gay crush on Percy as a kid but Percy fricked Annabeth instead of him. And that surfer bro guy is now forever handcuffed to Nico every time he appears and Nico’s whole character is how gay in love he is.
                But if you ignore the gay guy whose always there and fricks Nico’s bottom, Nico’s still cool.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why the frick would I ignore that? That sounds rad as hell

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                STFU Speedy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kay <3

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bejita-San…

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I cringed badly at the part when Percy finds out hes gay. I guess thats also a good matchup for him and Zageus, both homos

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And that surfer bro guy is now forever handcuffed to Nico every time he appears and Nico’s whole character is how gay in love he is.
                That do how it be sometimes. Don't get mad at shitty YA fiction characters for finding love when you can't.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >And that surfer bro guy is now forever handcuffed to Nico every time he appears and Nico’s whole character is how gay in love he is.
                That do how it be sometimes. Don't get mad at shitty YA fiction characters for finding love when you can't.

                >Nico Book 5 pre-gay:
                “Nico strode forward. The enemy army fell back before him like he radiated death, which of course he did.
                Through the face guard of his skull-shaped helmet, he smiled. "Got your message. Is it too late to join the party?"
                "Son of Hades." Kronos spit on the ground. "Do you love death so much you wish to experience it?"
                "Your death," Nico said, "would be great for me."
                "I'm immortal, you fool! I have escaped Tartarus. You have no business here, and no chance to live."
                Nico drew his sword-three feet of wicked sharp Stygian iron, black as a nightmare. "I don't agree.”
                >Nico Book 16 post-gay:
                “So, you can be bi or pan or a lesbian or queer, and tomorrow you may have a better sense of who you are, or tomorrow you can be a big ole queer mess and figure it out fifty years from now.”

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is the pre-gay example supposed to sound cool? It sounds absolutely atrocious. Your post-gay example merely sounds trite.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                it’s funny what a huge tonal shift there was as soon as one of the characters became queer

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's "young adult" fiction, no? I'm not surprised, a tonal shift to preach about sexuality or drug use or responsibility is par. I don't think those writers respect their audience - to be fair I don't respect that audience either.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Characters who take themselves too seriously will always be cool. No exception. It wraps around from being too try hard to being dope whenever they do anything.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aku. Lich is Demongo tier at best

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku lost to THIS???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Firing at a target in a circle formation
        How are these cops still alive?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's dragon ball, they just wait to get revived if anything bad happens

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >piccolo only tanked that because they were non lethal rounds

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          duh. if they were lethal he'd be dead.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kryptonite bullets, Brainiac mind-control, and bad writing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guns are powerful. They are basically up there with Sun sama in terms of supreme powergay things. Think about it. The only reason Superman is strong in the first place is because of Sun sama merely lending him a fraction of power

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick doesn't he just dodge them

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the writers for this shit game doesn't realize he has superspeed on par with lesser speedsters at least. Hell even wtihout that, he could literally burrrow underground and use his heat vision to cause gouts of lava to consume all of those fools one at time like a vengeful vulcano god.
        >Brainiac mind control on a kryptonian
        I mean Im sure mods will fix that shit writing. No way everyone forgets about this game in 2 months while binging palworld.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are capeshitter games always so bad?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hulk: Ultimate Destruction is the fricking breasts.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENOUGH
    ENTER

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The three JOBBER beasts
      You could have at least posted the OGs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You could have at least posted [SHITTY CARDS]
        might as well tell me to post the Wicked Gods

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >might as well tell me to post [ANOTHER SHITTY COPY
          BOW to your GODS

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Jobs to shapes

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The SHITrymaid of Light jobbed to pic related, a goofier version of Blue Eyes with a bad effect. A card that the Egyptian GODS would OBLITERATE easily.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                CHAD Eyes annihilates any and all KEKgyptians, cope harder

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW Turtle Saint isn’t the only TMNT fusion.

    > El Gran Terrapín is a fusion of all four Ninja Turtles, created by Yang using the Transmutador Yin-Yang. It is massive in size, comparable to a kaijū, and has a white bandana and joint pads, as well as white eyes. Its belt buckle is the same symbol as the Transmutador Yin-Yang.

    >El Gran Terrapin appeared in the story “El Encuentro De Las Dos Fuerzas” in the “Tortugas Ninjas” from Division Comics, a Mexican publisher

    >Fusions, white coloring, spanish name

    Literal /dbs/ shit in the 90s. Composite TMNT gets insane

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How many TMNT power ups can you stack?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your telling me tmnt is outer?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well you can scale IDW Raphael to surviving an attack from Armaggon who can devour timelines

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Base raph is 4D and tmnt fusion is outer…frick they actually might beat dbs goku

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fusing Mikey with the other brothers
      What's the point when Mikey could solo all three of his brothers if he got serious?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe you mean Donatello

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Galactussisters...please tell me we win...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FoDderC
      Yup, we always win.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring me Emara!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...so she can peg me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Iron Dome...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          More like
          >Iron Do Me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking israelites always taking all the good stuff for themselves...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Speedy. . . .

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      I wish he had some actual lore behind him, because if he did, I would drop everything and work on a match between him and Emara/Arabian Knight.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just make your own lore. It'll be KINO.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IronDome is for Magneto the master of magnet

      • 3 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Would Iron Dome consider himself a mutant or a israelite first?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          A israelite first of course, he was created to serve the state of Israel above all things

          Would IronDome try to kill a holocaust survivor?

          He is a hardcore Zionist so if Israel benefits from it he wouldn't hesitate

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think killing Magneto would haunt IronDome? Or would his belief in God overcome his grief?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Surely you mean G-d?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would IronDome try to kill a holocaust survivor?

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 3 months ago
      TirnanoSong

      Goku dies immediately due to lacking his lungs, heart and other important organs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku dies

    • 3 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      Goku teleports inside Naruto.
      gg

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 3 months ago
    CapeworldComics

    Congorilla vs Gorilla-Man

    Short bonus video on how the plane scene from Raiders was taken from a Congo Bill story.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the strongest politician Homelander could kill?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Senator Armstrong

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you could have a homelander for every state and they still couldn't take the senator

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop putting "death battle" logo images in the op. Use fanart of them actually fighting, we need to dodge jannies.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use pictures of OPUSger.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://twitter.com/DEATHBATTLE/status/1753534141558046737
    Well, there goes one matchup I can take off my predictions list.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure this means it's a lot more likely now.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but for this season? Then again, Shao vs Akuma and Johnny vs Falcon were Dbcast episodes which happened the same year as their episodes. Both were fighting game related. Actually on second thought, this could be another exception.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wesker vs Kazuya
      Why is this a matchup again? Besides both wearing trench coats and wanting to dominate the world, what else do they have in common? It's a crappy matchup. Plus what is Wesker supposed to do? He's going to get fried.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed, the new Tekken has put Kazuya's power level too high for this to be interesting. He goes devil mode and just fries Wesker in any form. Kazuya should fight Yujiro, and Wesker should fight Fuhrer Bradley.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kazuya could already kill Wesker even before Tekken 8. Wesker never had a chance.

          >Kazuya should fight Yujiro, and Wesker should fight Fuhrer Bradley
          Yujiro or Rugal would be fine for Kazuya. Wesker is for Liquid Snake while Bradley is for Solidus Snake.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure this means it's a lot more likely now.

      I'd be surprised if we still don't get a Kazuya matchup this season

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who's taking this one?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably Nolan. Freakishly stronger, freakishly faster, can fly in outer space and if you care about his offhanded remarks in Mortal Kombat he's trained in Absolute Zero

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Omniman wins but Kratos gives a good fight

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. Omni-Man stomps him hard in less than 1 second.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kratos gets GAPED by Omni-Man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speed and mobility wise it's pretty clearly a victory for Nolan
      Strength wise I think Nolan probably punches a lot harder. Lifting wise Atlas held up Greece's crust with 4 arms and Kratos barely overpowered two of his fingers, meanwhile Nolan hurled a Texas-sized meteor away from Earth.
      So physically Nolan is vastly superior

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue-Eyes?
    Egyptian Gods?
    Exodia?
    *wienervores them, epic style*
    pssh nothing but fodder for ZORC-SAMA

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I might be misremembering but didn't Exodia lose solely because the old bastard ran out of stamina?

      • 3 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        IIRC yes that's what happened.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lel yeah, exodia should have won - any *winstate* card should have done it tbh.
        >Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must be Special Summoned (from your hand) by Tributing 3 monsters whose original names are "Slifer the Sky Dragon", "Obelisk the Tormentor", and "The Winged Dragon of Ra". This card's Special Summon cannot be negated. The player that Special Summons this card wins the Duel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        clearly exodia should only work if the duelist can run the 100 meter sprint without stopping

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >three lost to JOBzodia
      >shit in the actual card game
      >never won a single fight outside of the first
      real impressive

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The circle of jobbing...
        With BEWD, and the Egyptian Gods, it seems to go back and forth - at least, with Obelisk.
        Obelisk would have eaten the tribute bomb vs Ishizu, but Blue-Eyes bailed him out. Also saved the gods out of the Pyramid of Light situation.
        But then you have BEWD getting eroded by the cubics, and needing Obelisk to save their ass.
        Exodia KNEELS to the ocean (having instant winstates for your protagonist isn't a good idea - gotta get this outta the way early)

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Azure Lane the most OP Gacha game?
    The siren fleet can manipulate reality, merge worlds together, manage entire dimensions and timelines like it's nothing, create as much naval vessels as they want, attack at a conceptual level, erase someone from a conceptual level, and even creare new concepts from nothingness.

    And on top of that they are almost impossible to kill, as all siren are computer programs inside Mainframes that exists outside time and space, they can create more and more vessels and even transfer their main programs to another siren's mainframe if their original is destroyed, and they can also rebuild or have spare Mainframes around.
    Is there any other Gacha Game this busted? Maybe GranBlue Fantasy? I know you can recruit Gods in that game.
    I don't think Blue Archive or NIKKE are really that high power wise but I'm open to be proven wrong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      touhou lost word is above fiction

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...'s weakest verse, mathiverse, but below all others.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit right, Lost word is pretty busted. Last time I played Music Remilia survived her universe being erased and she had a busted version of her control over destiny.
        I'm pretty sure the new epic and musical units must be pretty broken as well

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some of the high notes go right to my testicles.

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want more Death Battles where there's armies involved.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would’ve been Bubblegum Vs Makima, or Makima Vs Kenjaku (although it would’ve been more like a Pokémon battle)

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yu-gi-oh-bros...our true HERO has arrived...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yu-gi-who?

      • 3 months ago
        DoctorGreen

        The guy whose statue Kaz put in his house

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's he for?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zorro, Mao Mao, that one ferret from Ice Age.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      anime meta knight (duel of the spanish swordfighter sidekicks)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Top taste

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reepicheep and no one else

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reepicheep from The Chronicles of Narnia.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is outerversal and would beat goku

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You are indeed right Sir Holden, War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. War is the ultimate game of man.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek the major even had a rivalry with a pale skinned creepy fricker. it's almost too good

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >pic
    This is why the Zelda verse is never going to win another MU.

    • 3 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      because He eats healthy?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the fruitarian diet gave steve jobs pancreatic cancer.

        • 3 months ago
          DoctorGreen

          what is ligma?

          >triphomosexual sullying my post with a (You)
          Go back to shitting up vidya threads.

          >sullying
          if aids could get aids, it would still be twice as clean as (You)

          [...]
          oh i just realised theres an butthole hidden in it. ha.

          what

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >triphomosexual sullying my post with a (You)
        Go back to shitting up vidya threads.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not?

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    oh i just realised theres an butthole hidden in it. ha.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cosmic entity versus Extremely talented lich(already highballing him here)
    Aku can only be harmed by weapons forged by Gods this is a no brainer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that a nlf? besides what's stopping someone from just haxing him?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >[Small town-level] can only [NLF babble]

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    TRIBAL CHIEF BROS, ITS TIME

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's with WWE

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nikogay is the reason these threads are being tossed to /trash/
    >let's post more of his butthole, that'll solve everything!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut your schizo moron mouth.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hi niko poster, you're the reason these threads are on thin ice.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why hello, bad actor schizo moron. I am in fact not your boogieman. Are you aware these threads always face these janny breakdowns in every off season? And the threads that have been deleted recently had none of your boogieman posted? Or that these threads aren't fricking precious to us, anyway, homosexual?
          Now frick off and go back.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >n-never posted!

            [...]

            silly nikogay.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you announcing your intentions as a bad actor itt, homosexual?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >gets caught lying
                >b-bad acting
                silly silly nikogay

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nikonikoniko
                NikoCHAD won.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                nikogay's the reason these threads are gonna be sent to /trash/ lmfao

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally ASS-BLASTED kaijuhomosexuals reveal themselves as shit-eating thread reporters
    Pretty fricking sad. NikoCHAD is right.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kaiju mention out of nowhere
      mindbroken silly nikogay

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Kaijugays have been on /m/ and /toy/, they don't obsess over these threads like you all.
      Mumbogay was right, these threads need to be banned on sight.
      t. Tokugay from /m/

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >literally admitting you’re a kaijugay and you agree with mumbogay
        Lol

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally using literally wrong and saves pictures of nikocado's butthole to your hard drive
          SILLY NIKOgay

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally using literally wrong and saves pictures of nikocado's butthole to your hard drive
          SILLY NIKOgay

          Now kiss

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death Battle?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No we cannot talk about fictional character vs fictional character. We absolutely have to be like Mean Girls

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    These threads finna cringe asf senpaitachi

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ftl danganronpa is without a doubt the most moronic shit people spout in versus debating.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But this totally normal and average high school girl definitely can react to em waves! Nevermind the fact that they act nothing like actual waves and are fricking spherical projectiles.

      Also nevermind the fact that the top tier of the verse got hit by a regular ass bullet from a regular ass gun.

      Nevermind the fact that it would break the series in half. And unlike shit like Mario/Sonic/etc, the series places a heavy emphasis on story over gameplay. To where such an oversight like "oh well actally these teens can move and react ftl" would be snuffed out on the cutting room floor.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >top tier of the verse got hit by a regular ass bullet from a regular ass gun
        >shitter of the verse with no ability besides shitty precognition can outrun chopper bullets
        what

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dr3 anime he gets glazed by a bullet fired by a dying asukei. Izuru even knew he had a gun btw.

          While his back was turned and it's a worthwhile feat for him, the idea that the ultimate "everything" could not fully dodge a bullet, while komaru naegi can somehow react at ftl speeds is fricking ridiculous.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    royal guard!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wall level

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah? ROYAL RELEASE!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        royal guard!

        Are his guns actually cosmically powerful or is that just a powergay thing?

        Blue-Eyes?
        Egyptian Gods?
        Exodia?
        *wienervores them, epic style*
        pssh nothing but fodder for ZORC-SAMA

        >tiktok and youtube shorts scalers claim dante and kratos hyper or outerversal

        Im a DMCgay but what the frick is wrong with tiktok scalers

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          there must be something wrong with their brains that doesn't let them understand simple logic, so they default to contrived logic

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you're a dmcgay you should know thar royal guard beats everything

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >tiktok
          There's your answer.

          okay but ACTUALLY who does kiryu-chan fight?
          not dante

          Pick one:
          >Wei Shen (Sleeping Dogs)
          >Ryo Hazuki (Shenmue)
          >Dom Toretto (Fast & Furious)
          >Shizuo Heiwajima (Durarara)
          >Kunio (Kunio-kun)
          >Kaoru Hanayama (Baki)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ....is what Kratos is.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          …when he destroys the walls of Yggdrasil using his boundless cosmic power

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ...and by "boundless cosmic power" I mean wall level attacks.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        a wall you can't break no matter what. kamehameha? royal guard. serious series serious punch? royal guard. royal guard is unstoppable

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are his guns actually cosmically powerful or is that just a powergay thing?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        as a guy who plays the games, whatbthe frick are you talking about?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tiger Drop

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay but ACTUALLY who does kiryu-chan fight?
        not dante

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, kazuya stomps. PICK A HUMAN PERSON! i got one for you, the b***h from kill bill

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Amalgam Jackie Chan.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            with or without ladder?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              With ladder, wants no trouble, holding a baby. Partner he works with was injured/killed

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jackie stomps Goku with this setup.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jackie stomps Goku with this setup.

                this jackie vs superman BUT it's a kryptonite ladder who wins?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >legendary reputation
          >just wants to live a peaceful life
          >constantly dragged out to fix the underground's bullshit
          John Wick

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >John VICTIM bringing guns to a motorcycle fight

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tommy Vercetti or Scarface

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku? street level with bullet-level durability

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if anyone cars VSBW are possibly giving Sniper from TF2 emotion manipulation because his piss makes people lose the will to live

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Canon with his jarate, the minicrits are explicitly caused by people losing the will to live after he throws a jar of piss on them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so the piss of a NewZealand man could beat Hal?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, unironically
          But it only lasts a couple of seconds

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          all piss could as it is yellow after all

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unless you're really hydrated.

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is why if you have an edgy rival character they should be a gay fruity twink from the very start, and not just retconned into it later.
    Like Bejita.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enough!!!
    KINGtos.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Multiversal level, at minimum

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      BITCHtos!!!

      Multiversal level, at minimum

      >bear level, at minimum
      Fixed.

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lich has multiversal cosmology scaling so Akuchuds BTFO
    superior show (CHADventure CHADime wins too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i reckon if he could just fart and bust the cosmology, he would have. and samurai jack was a better show than adventure time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you’re talking about “multiversal” scaling via Prismo, reminder that his worlds are so small that they can fit inside of someone’s head. If anything they’re more like dreams than anything else, especially since Fionna’s was literally being impacted by the mental state of Simon, and when the world BECAME real it was just like a single planet at best, so there’s a chance that majority of the worlds that Prismo creates aren’t fully fledged universes.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the lich regularly gets bodied by a human child who doesn't even have a magic sword half the time

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Children are multiversal. The more childish a poster the more he wanks. It is known

        I'm just saying...

        He posts 1 picture and "solos fiction" and he gets 20+ replies in every thread of people have a complete meltdown.

        It's clearly bait, but people are still taking it.

        It's an unfortunate circumstance, but power gays tend to be insecure like any other niche base. The same thing happened with "Superman has no limits" before it fizzled out

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking FINALLY, hopefully it'll work now, I apologize for taking up so many posts with this bullshit.
    But yes, Homelander vs Adam! It'd be cool, I think!

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >3 death battle threads up at once when this one is nowhere near bump limit
    What are you idiots doing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because mods use ctrl+f and search death and delete the threads.

      Users use ctrl+f to find the threads, sees 0 results, and then make a new one.

      Either allow these threads or ban everyone who posts them and in them.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The euros are not very smart, owing to their history of inbreeding

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku bros I thought dc was 6D? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nbTu_FARuyI how do we cope?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop shilling your tube, homosexual.

  64. 3 months ago
    DoctorGreen

    Konami is making its own animation studio. They made a yugioh animation fearuring some yugioh cards doing stuff
    >Charmers are this strong
    lmao

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AA-Zeus animated is cool

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recognize the Dark Magicians and Exodia and literally no one else. Man, what the frick is all that shit?

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could cosmo beat goku? (Equal stats and no powers)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, but his tight bussy solos my wiener. Akoyabro btw.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surprisingly, Cosmo is heavier. I think between fight IQ and no Ki + Zone + Foresight Cosmo probably takes it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        G goku bros…do we job to a femboy?

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: the batkek spammer, the kratoscuck and nikogay are all the same guy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      seems like we can add the yogiritard to the list

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >selfinsertcuck is still posting his failed powergayappeal
    KWAB!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree but you're still using that wrong

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm using nothing wrong.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >both of my b***hes in one picture
      Why aren’t they naked

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Take that Twink away from my Queen

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What twink?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gojo
          >Being into women
          >Makima
          >Being into anything but demon dogs
          Shippers are so moronic. Someone, post an image of Gojo getting plowed and impregnated by a man (which is canon)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Idk they seem pretty happy together

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              …is what I would say, if I was a shippergay who didn’t know about either series.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't stand in the way of love friend

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Denji bros….

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Denji hasn’t even thought of the name Makima for like two years+. His new ex-girlfriend is Asa.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's the complete opposite, Denji can't get over Makima and she is still "controlling" him long after her death.
                Just took the mention of Makima's name to make Denji freeze in shock

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                SHARTkima has no hold over Denji’s life anymore, and if anything his experience with her has made him more weary towards controlling chicks. It’s why he immediately went and avoided Ass when she started to act too controlling, and why he was on the verge of bashing in Fumiko’s brains (granted he should’ve gone through with it).

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                *Asa
                Sorry, I was thinking about Asa’s ass while typing this out.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                These Black folk don't even read the mangas they try to discuss here.
                Denji himself says he can't stop loving Makima even after everything she did to him.
                Of course he wants to escape her hold and avoid controlling relationships but the wants to do that precisely because he still feels like he needs to prove to himself he isn't under anyone's control, Fumiko literally made him suck a devil's tentacle while he fantasized about being some stoic gigachad who told her to frick off, when in reality he is desperate for female affection even more so after Makima.
                Just recently with Asa he started healing and everything went to shit, and will end up worse once he realizes Yoru's intentions. Denji quite literally can't escape the effects of Makima's abuse

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >These Black folk don't even read the mangas they try to discuss here.
                ....this is Cinemaphile

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And his new girlfriend is going to be nayuta (the author is kinky and is probably into incest)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Denji
                Who?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aww how nice, nayuta like the good sister-wife that she is got CHADji a new femboy for him to frick

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They both just got gaped by astolfo

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gojo is homosexual, and this isn't a shitpost. Gojo literally calls Geto "My one and only".
          Also Makima is a dog fricker, specifically a Devil dog Fricker

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            His one and only FRIEND

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's the Naruto conundrum all over again
              Men can value their friendships but no heterosexual man would talk about a friend like Gojo or Naruto talk about Geto and Sasuke

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They would literally both get instantly impregnated by CHADstolfo (it doesn’t matter that gojo is a teink astolfo is just that strong)

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            why isn't he wearing pants?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hes too powerful, clothes disintegrate from his body from the SHEER POWER of his aura

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mustafa Kemal Ataturk would beat up every character in this thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally who

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Bejita-san Goku's damsel in distress more often than ANY female in the entire series?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bejita is the most feminine male character in any shonen. Zesty ass butt loving monkey...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because b***hjita jobs to CHADstolfo (sexually)

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Do you realize (...), right?
    ESLgiriKEK.......

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(...)
      N(o)LB(itch)

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope and mope

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku is ZESTY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    reminder
    Dragon Ball is only 2-C (Multi-Universal) at best, with non canon shit being 2-A (Infinitely Multiversal), any attempts at changing this Tiering Placement is pure memes and mishandling statements out of their context/basic logic (Jump Force and Audience Fusion), the tiering system is purely correct and based on logic, physics and science, something dragon ball fans being the Black apes that they are cannot comprehend because when you show them flashing colors with muscley man they will lose their shit like the low life specimen they are and begin their ad hominem inducing tantrums in the dicussion and are therfore to be disregarded purely as jests
    the following verses effortlessly shit on dragon ball
    >Almost every visual/light novel that you never heard of
    >Puella Magi Verse
    >Sonic the Hedgehog
    >Ben 10
    >Pokemon
    >Fate/Stay Night
    >Vampire Hunter D
    >Persona/Shin Megami Tensei
    >Marvel Comics
    >DC Comics
    >BoboComics
    >Sucker for Love
    >Magi
    >Fire Emblem
    >Guilty Gear
    >Bayonetta
    >Xenoblade Chronicles
    >Image Comics
    >Mario Bros
    >Wizard101
    >Dungeon and Dragons
    >Self Reference Engine
    >SCP Foundation (this one makes incels seethe in this thread)
    >Digimon
    >Radiant Historia
    >Journey to the West
    >Lord of the Rings
    >Doctor Who
    >Summer Time Render
    >Who Killed Markiplier?
    >07th Expansion Series aka When They Cry for normalgays
    >Homestuck
    >Magic: The Gathering
    >Chrono Trigger
    >Earthbound
    >Kingdom Hearts
    >a lot of Nintendo JRPGs
    >Star Trek
    >Warhammer 40K/Fantasy
    >Devil May Cry
    >God of War
    >Twink Peaks
    >The Cthulhu Mythos
    >World of Darkness
    >The Big Lez Show
    >The Elder Scrolls
    >Destiny
    >DOOM
    >Kamen Rider
    >Transformers
    >Power Rangers
    >The Dark Tower
    >Scribblenauts
    >Gurren Laggan
    >Nightside
    >Xeelee Sequence
    >Ponyshit
    >Sailor Moon
    >Super Sentai
    >Kirby
    >Godzilla
    >Unsong
    >Flatterland

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reminder
      >Dragon Ball is only [vsbwikishit]

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vsbw
      Thoroughly perused every word.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vsCHADttlewiki
      Factual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >God of War
      >Bayonetta
      >Ben 10
      >Ponyshit
      Not even close.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Giving a post made by a seething moron attention

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, you just did.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        true, they massively outscale dragon ball

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, they aren't even wall level.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          .... they're FAR HIGHER!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            ... in my autistic GR15 fanboy headcanon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, its not even close because how WEAK dragon ball is

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          K, b, c.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, these verses are too WEAK for Dragon Ball.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >God of War
      >Bayonetta
      >Ben 10
      >PonyBEAST
      Dead on the money.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        God war is confirmed to be infinite layers into boundless SHITball super can't compete with that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Josh arguing for Kratos, Ben for Goku
          >Josh's opening statement is mostly versatility, gives Kratos his entire arsenal
          >Ben says "I don't see how this is possibly an even matchup in any way, like what's Kratos got that can even hurt Goku", Josh's reply is Kratos' composite arsenal, focusing on the Blade of Olympus
          >Ben points out falling off a mountain once killed Kratos, says "I get it" when Goku getting shot with a laser is pointed out, doesn't believe Kratos has anything that could hurt Goku and can't match his level of power
          >Chat brings up the "Helios lit up an infinitely sized underworld" point, Ben and Sam are noticeably skeptical, Ben expresses distrust of the infinite label and says "It's a little easy to just throw "infinite" on one of those and call it a day", notes being faster than light is still way slower than Goku
          >Chad says that GoW lore likes to talk up the word "infinite", Ben says that's more of a myth thing where Atlas holds up all of creation, is unsure what that means in terms of scope
          >Soul stuff seen as Kratos' only way to fight Goku in any way, Ben says being immune to the Devilmite beam means Goku can resist soul stuff
          >Sam reads out chat message claiming the Gauntlet of Zeus allowed Kratos to overpower Atlas who "was holding up the infinite cosmos", despite Kratos never actually overpowering Atlas
          >Some talk about hakai and soul erasure, time manipulation and Hit, Medusa's head
          >Sam says Thor hitting Jormungandr back in time is unquantifiable, seems more like a punchline
          >Chad says he initially thought "this is an easy Goku trounces Kratos thing" but the hax makes him doubt
          >The crew clowns on Kratos being thought of as the god/embodiment of hope
          >Sam says "I just don't see how Goku is not stronger than faster and the end of the day, to a level where it's like Kratos won't really have opportunities"
          >Hellofresh still giving out free breakfast for life
          >Goku wins 2-1, Chad was a contrarian vote for Kratos

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Death battle got it wrong again what else is new?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cuck of War is [inane babble]
          Silence SHIToscuck. Your boy is gravity level.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you forgot chainsaw man, ninja turtles and puss in boots (all outer)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's with the list of infinitely boundless verses?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup yup. Dragon Ball Heroes? Victimized by each of those verses.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How strong is the gnostic demiurge you guys?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nigh omnipotent creator being who can create other higher creatures, but who is not omniscient, and cannot directly affect divine/conceptual shit (can’t remove conceptual knowledge from humans, but can send archons to keep humans in self destruction)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outer-high outer but in gnosticism is below the monad so not omnipotence

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Outer-high outer
        VSBW was a mistake.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cry about it

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop the Kratos wanking or I'll call HER

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who should John Morrowind fight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      guys?

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any good Necromancer Vs Necromancer Match ups?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ainz vs Xykon is a fun D&D 3.5 lich matchup, otherwise if you want the crazy shit at the top Mannimarco vs Vecna is the way to go

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        aren't mannimarco and vecna shitters

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    *cooks your favourite verse into sushi*

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Last Word of Youmu Konpaku from the world delirious with eternal summer (a Touhou LW original). She continues to make more and more sushi for eternity... mostly to try and satiate Yuyuko. She might look silly as she cuts up all the fish, but it is anything but easy. Trying to master the art of making sushi is every bit as arduous and time-consuming as trying to master the sword. Youmu feels that her swords are pretty much the same as chef's knives, with both requiring the same cutting techniques. She also realized that mastering the secrets inherent to either tool grants complete control over life and death. While she doesn't have any clear memories of her grandfather cooking, she felt certain that he must've been a very skilled chef.
      Sukuna? Sushi Youmu victim

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*cooks sushi under threat of death by your favorite verse*
      ftfy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        but touhou lost word IS my favourite verse

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Because of this Marisa's peculiar circumstances, her Phase and Essence endowments are completely different from the usual. Sun Essence (the celestial star that provides heat), Moon Essence (the giant star of the night brimming with magic), and Star Essence (celestial bodies in general) all fall under the rules of astronomy and are thus contained within this Marisa, making them ineffective against her. Conversely, Wood Phase, which is free-spirited and full of young life, is her weakness.
      >Marisa Kirisame (the Witch of Scarlet Dreams)'s Spell Card (a Touhou LW original). This bullet hell attack drops a huge red star that is ripe like a fruit. In regular magic, celestial bodies are nothing more than countless small skylights that shine brightly. However, as far as this attack is concerned, this version of Marisa treats celestial bodies as spherical worlds like the earth and the moon. Maybe this is because Marisa has accurately deciphered literature from the outside world... Or is it secondhand knowledge from elsewhere?
      >Marisa Kirisame (the Witch of Scarlet Dream)'s Last Word (a Touhou LW original). This attack shoots forth a red meteor. You could say it's this Marisa's Blazing Star. The real-life Garnet Star which this attack is named after is a strange star with fluctuating brightness. Perhaps this Marisa came up with the attack after finding out about it, interpreting it as a capricious star that sometimes comes closer and sometimes moves farther away.
      Superman? Red Marisa victim

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The phases of life, being Wood Phase (birth), Fire Phase (maturity), and Water Phase (death), have little effect on the half-human half-phantom, Youmu. Conversely, she is weak to Earth Phase, which absorbs all things pertaining to life and death.
        >This attack is said to be able to cut through any matter or phenomena. It may be true that she can cut practically anything.
        >A lightning-fast thrust that pierces through dreams and fantasy. Her attack is so sudden that it is almost impossible to track her movement with your eyes.
        >Youmu imbues this sword with wild spirit power to unleash a lightning-fast slash. This attack is so quick and wild that it could even cut down a god of lightning
        >Youmu Konpaku (the Mysterious Sword Master)'s Last Word (a Touhou LW original). She raises Hakurouken and Roukanken, then swings them together as if they were a single sword. The moment before this attack is unleashed, the blades show a vision of the Saigyou Ayakashi, the youkai cherry blossom tree, towering over everything. The fact that she can now use such an overpowering technique may be because she finally managed to cut down her own inexistence ...
        Black Frieza? Black Goku? Youmu Black victims!

        And this is just descriptions of their in game abilities.
        In the main story Red Marisa went on a rampage and the heat of her existence threatened to consume her whole dimension, to the point a infinite tower was needed to temporarily prolong the existence of her universe.
        Black Youmo was able to cut through dimensions and scales way above red Marisa thanks to blue reimu and others

      • 3 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        Didn't read, she still loses.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over.......

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vince is outerversal. He will have his way even if he's nowhere near the booking process.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Seff: janettied
      >Cawdy: KWABed
      >Ones: thrown
      Tribal Chief status: acknowledged

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you want Seth Money, or you want Tribal Chief money
      big rome called seth a broke b***h with a third rate belt

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Granblue has actually turned out to be the big January JRPG release overshadowing P3, does it have any good matches? Can the main guy fight the Genshin main guy?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      genshin protag is small building level

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does that make for a good match

    • 3 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      >Granblue has actually turned out to be the big January JRPG release overshadowing P3,
      kek, is this real?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Currently more concurrent players on steam with double all time peak size, released about 3 days apart

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that's a hot girl.

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The phases of life, being Wood Phase (birth), Fire Phase (maturity), and Water Phase (death), have little effect on the half-human half-phantom, Youmu. Conversely, she is weak to Earth Phase, which absorbs all things pertaining to life and death.
    >This attack is said to be able to cut through any matter or phenomena. It may be true that she can cut practically anything.
    >A lightning-fast thrust that pierces through dreams and fantasy. Her attack is so sudden that it is almost impossible to track her movement with your eyes.
    >Youmu imbues this sword with wild spirit power to unleash a lightning-fast slash. This attack is so quick and wild that it could even cut down a god of lightning
    >Youmu Konpaku (the Mysterious Sword Master)'s Last Word (a Touhou LW original). She raises Hakurouken and Roukanken, then swings them together as if they were a single sword. The moment before this attack is unleashed, the blades show a vision of the Saigyou Ayakashi, the youkai cherry blossom tree, towering over everything. The fact that she can now use such an overpowering technique may be because she finally managed to cut down her own inexistence ...
    Black Frieza? Black Goku? Youmu Black victims!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lightning-fast
      Oh no no no no waifushitters, what did he mean by this?

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TARDhou wank
    Wall level at max.

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, if Lara Croft vs Nathan Drake came out today, would people still be as mad that Lara won?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d still be mad that Laura won because they downplayed Nathan’s survivability, adaptability, general durability, and made some moronic argument about his entire schtick being luck based.
      >Dude, Laura fought (featless) DEMONS!!!!
      Okay, and Nathan’s fought ancient tomb protectors, multiple private armies, multiple ancient civilizations’ lingering death traps, and the list goes on. They just boiled him down to some guy who can shoot good and has a lot of luck.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lara still wins so I wouldn't be mad.
      moronic Zoomers would be mad that their Indiana Jones rip off being Fraudchecked though

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Who wins between these two?
    I do

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Caused an immense amount of seething just by winning
    How did he do it?

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am ashamed I ever thought this goober was cool.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He WAS cool, but then the writers decided to turn him into a joke, he should've died ages ago when he was still an effective villain.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >PISStolfo
    "My dick" victim.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dick wouldn’t be able to even frick him (its too small) Astolfos dick is so big it has its own gravity

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ....." typed b***holfo, before I broke in and rammed my wiener up his ASS.

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FRAUD May Cry

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Dragon Ball mindbreak Cinemaphileckroaches so easily?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...", typed the TARDkuRAT, crying into his Bejita bodypillow.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Spawn victim is getting uppity
    Kratos will go 0-2 against my HERO.

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm like a month late on this, but apparently Eggman has a super form now with the Phantom Ruby? So he has a direct counter to Dreamy Bowser now, which all mario fanboys used to proclaim was bowser's trump card.

    I'm thinking we're back, Eggmanbros.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real question is would you rather frick the girls from sonic or mario games?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario has Rosalina and Peach. Sonic has Blaze. 2>1. Mariogirls win gg.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Left out Rouge

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        We must consult the master...

        ...and the imitator.

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SHITtolfo
    Gigi victim.

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >femdomsissy seething
    Women? My servants.

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >FemdomTARD thinks it speaks for the halls

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Men
    >Women
    Equals that should live in harmony 🙂

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