Chris Katan

Chris Katan

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    doesnt own a doghouse

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like every sketch he was always trying extra hard to prove how not gay he was where he'd always be overly sexual with the female cast members or hot female hosts, Norm musta really got to him lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cheri oteri was so hot in those horny couple sketches, only time ive ever been jealous of chris kattan with how much he got to feel her up and grope her boobs

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cheri Oteri was pure sex indeed

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ?si=umTJ2kd2VcuKo75u&t=162
          dang i didnt remember her being such a high level pawg (more of a rarity in the 90s) would impregnate!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i liked him in roxbury and i just like people who look slightly off cause i'm an ugly mfer irl

            >pre 00s rare pawgs
            nice, very nice

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure Cheri doing those cheerleader skits gave me an upskirt fetish.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based and same (same goes for the Molly Shannon superstar skits where she’d fall through a wall and you’d see her underwears

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Mango was a super straight icon.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But he would basically just chew and spit the fruit and then start humping the nearest female cast member.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That was Mr Peepers not Mango

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't he flirt with Pamela Anderson so hard that the other cast members told him to stop?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          amazing Norm story

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Obliterated

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The version he told on Stern was better.

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            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              only times I ever find Breuer funny is when hes telling Norm stories

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yikes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i wish that was my nose

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Godddmn i wanna frick cheri so bad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The skit he did with the rock was so homoerotic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she's fricking hot

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wanted to bang her ever since Scary Movie where she fricks Doofy the moronic guy

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loved him in Night of the Roxbury and House on Haunted Hill. He reminds me of a funnier Jimmy Fallon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hes honestly overhated, corky romano is kino

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the scene with the brother who cant read trying to order ice cream always makes me laugh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's the unfunny tryhard version of Rob Schneider

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Chris Kattan is Rob Schneider but without anyone to hitch his wagon onto to ride the success of having a more succesful friend to be the hang onto like Rob has with Sandler. that coulda been Will Ferrell but Ferrell hates him now and pretty much stopped talking to him after Night at the Roxbury

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Schneider movies are kino

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >everyone who Kattan works with hates him
            Imagine that.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not his problem.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Ferrell hates him now and pretty much stopped talking to him after Night at the Roxbury
            qrd?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              cant remember the exact details but apparently in his book he got into why Ferrell stopped talking to him, something to do with him being sleazy with the female director or producer on the movie i think?

              https://pagesix.com/2019/05/29/chris-kattan-what-destroyed-my-friendship-with-will-ferrell/

              heres some article i just randomly clicked on im too lazy to read right now lol but the title is enticing " Chris Kattan: My sex life destroyed friendship with Will Ferrell"

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thanks m8

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The early 2000s had so many dogshit comedies. And people wonder why it died as a genre.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you've deluded yourself into thinking the early 2000s killed comedy, then you're either a liar or a moron. Likely both. Comedy was publicly executed around the time standup turned into jokeless political sermons.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And a way shorter Fallon.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was standing waiting to use the payphone. And this guy who was using the payphone turns around and tips his hat like this. And who do you think that guy was?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >EMILIO!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His wife did porn, the old exploited college ones

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did he die of AIDS? Haven't seen that pocket homosexual in a minute.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think he broke his neck in an SNL sketch or something years ago and has been a fricked up barely able to walk cripple ever since which is probably why he hasnt acted in much of anything since he left SNL

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He broke his neck during the Mr. Peepers monkey skit with The Rock. He kept going through through the pain.

        I like him, he's funny.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he and Pauly shore have a podcast where they pretend they are/were the biggest thing in Hollywood.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        link? that's so sad its funny

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whether or not Norm likes him, whether or not he's hella gay,
    Chris Kattan is a physical comedy genius
    this scene alone proves it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Corky Romano rules and im tired or pretending otherwise!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I got a blowjob in the theater watching this movie. Love that memory.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did he cum in your mouth?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only laugh this got out of me was the dog ripping the bollard out of the ground.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss him, bros.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's like david duchovny's weird in-the-closet cousin

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    norm hated him because mango

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are strange things done in the midnight sun
    By the men who moil for gold;
    The Arctic trails have their secret tales
    That would make your blood run cold;
    The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
    But the queerest they ever did see
    Was Chris Kattan having sex with a man
    In the back of an SUV.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all the good ones gotta be israeli

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you guys want some cookies?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many movies does he have? Can only think of 3

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more of an Eddie Griffin movie (whatever happen to that dude?) but he was kino as the bad guy in this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Comedy kino

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mr. Feather

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I watched this movie so many fricking times back in 2002/3.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Griffin is really funny as a pimp in Deuce Bigalow 1 and 2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >starring Chris Kattan and *record scratch* CHRIS KATTAN?!?!

      lmao what in the name of straight to video crap is this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kino movie with curse cast

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He had so little presence in monkeybone I didn't even know he was in it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im kinda surprised he got billed on the video box since hes not even in the movie until like the last 20 minutes as the corpse that Brendan takes over when he needs a body to walk the earth, its a memorable sequence in it with Bob Odenkirk as the doctor chasing after him because he wants those organs because the body is an organ donor LOL WHAT HIJINX!

          lol this role also kinda foreshadows his whole troubles with his broken neck

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Brendan Frasier: 6'3"
        >Chris Kattan: 5'5"
        hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Christine Chan on the bottom

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was the gibberish guy

    or when he'd come on Weekend Update as "Gay Hitler" (see pic) lol he really did overdo the gay characters after a while, and he wondered how people could possibly think hes gay?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guttentag, everybody!

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >EMILIO

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like his Canadian equivalent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't talk shit about Harland

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rocket man is still hilarious

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    israeli Nepo-baby whose father's riches allowed him to easy rub shoulders in LA and New York to get into show business.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah his dad was literally one of the original founding members of the groundlings. He must be a true no talent and butthole nobody wants to work with to become as much as a nobody wants to hire pariah in Hollywood despite being a nepojew

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Many such cases

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kip King was a funny reoccurring character on Reno 911

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Based I remember that character (had to look up who he played) he was good the weird old man in the chair who just kinda spouted crazy nonsense, I gotta do a Reno rewatch again sometime that shot was a goldmine of funny shit in every episode

          https://reno911.fandom.com/wiki/Larrie_Plum

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jim Bruer’s story of Norm taking the piss out of Karan was amazing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"I don't know, but to me he seems gay. He claims not, but I've never seen, like, a guy who's not gay seem so gay. I don't find him funny. What can I say. Never made me laugh."
      I miss Norm.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ZIBBITY BOP

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >If Norm says I'm gay then I wanna put it in his butthole
    Um?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I SHOULD BUY A BOAT

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Norm outting gays and them getting offended is hilarious.
    Like Swedish German Andy Richter waited until he died to shit talk him.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saw him eating at our local panera bread. I didn't think it was him so I didn't approach but it totally was.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr Peepers is my favorite SNL skit and Kattan is brilliant in them

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got a video link to when he played Christopher Lowell the super gay home decorating guy who had a HGTV show back then, Kattan really had the market cornered on playing every gay on SNL can only find screencaps of it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your Searchfu is weak:

      https://www.tiktok.com/@huggyattack/video/7324178195916328238

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your Searchfu is weak:

      https://www.tiktok.com/@huggyattack/video/7324178195916328238

      lol based, i miss when you could freely make fun of gays on mainstream tv

      this guy was real, at the time he was probably the gayest person id ever seen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think a lot of the shittested SNL cast found a lazy niche and stuck to it. Being gay, being loud, being "the black person".

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is Blowin Wang the new Chris Kattan in terms of every character the joke is hes gay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm only familiar with him from that Awkwafina show where he plays an extremely flamboyant overachiever so yea.
          If this were the 90s or early 2000s he'd be playing every kid of Asian stereotype for a laugh as well but it would be okay since he wrote it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hes chinese chris kattan

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            With out the industry dad and israeli connections.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He isn’t in the closet though. He openly boasts about the guys that clap his cheeks.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jimmy Fallon being the "breaks character to corpse" guy even when the sketch wasn't all that funny.
        It drew attention to himself so it work in the long run.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          him and Horatio Sanz started doing it in every sketch after a while, god damn did that shit get annoying

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Horatio Sanz
            didnt he get accused of diddling kids or something?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              she was 17 years and 364 days old you sick frick!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            AND HERE’S ANOTHER ONE OF FALLON AND SANZ

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Chances are they did this because it's their sketch they wrote so that's their way to saving a shitty sketch.
            Also it fricking kills me when you can see they're obviously reading from the cards.
            No attempt to be subtle about it.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              i notice when you watch sketches from the older years (90s, 80s, maybe even 70s) they never looked like they were blatantly reading cue cards, i mean i think they always did read of cue cards but how did they make it look less obvious in the old days? the people actually looked at each other in the eye when they acted in sketches, nowadays everyone is facing the camera when theyre supposed to be talking to each other it drives me nuts

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                right along with you. they barely ever make eye contact with who theyre talking to now because theyre reading cards. takes me right out of it. makes for a shit show

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They memorize their lines like any good actor or performer does and only glance at the cue cards if they needed them.
                Not read the fricking things line for line.
                I've seen some people defend this with "Oh they change the sketches sometimes up to the last minute." doesn't change the fact that with a week of writing and rehearsals they don't remember the entire beats. I can understand guests doing it, this isn't their job they do week after week for a large chunk of the year.
                For the main cast it's not an excuse.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rich Evan’s lookin good

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had the misfortune of saving this miserable frick from death, he's a c**t.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he is or was fricking Cheyenne Gordon aka Alex from the classic ECG scene where she made 2 guys cum instantly

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Link

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mr. forrester (the guy that says gibberish)
    mango
    and mr. peepers
    those were my favorites from him. i know he did a bunch of others that made me laugh over the years, but those are the ones i can clearly remember and name.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goth Talk with him and Molly Shannon as 90s goths public access show was good too, Jim Breuer was good in those too as Kattan jock older brother who would always interrupt the show and beat him up and call him a fruit

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