the 2000's were the defining point of our culture, it'd be either the coolest shit ever or the gayest and we both know where the pendelum swang. The moment Craig got announced, capeshit was creeping it's way in and Obama laying the groundwork for the culture war made it all apparent.
>Catherina Zeta Jones, Elizabeth Hurley, Lucy Liu, Charlize Theron as 00's Bond girls for Clive
FUUUUUUUCK it would have been kino. I hate this gay world.
Picture perfect Fleming Bond. Looks identical to the physical description in the books, also looks like Hoagy Carmichael the main visual inspiration for Bond. I hate this gay reality where Clive was never even considered for Bond.
The top head of the studio that makes Bond movies is a literal nepo baby daddy's girl who inherited the franchise who doesn't give a shit about the character or franchise and gave the role to Craig because she found him hot. That's it.
he was super hot in Children Of Men
no homosexual though
In an ideal world where the Bond movie franchise wasn't run by a woman, he'd be James Bond in 2006.
Yep
he was Agent 006 in the Pink Panther remake
Shame when he could have had the real thing but instead it went to a gayer, shorter Putin rape baby
One short of ze big one.
Gerbils
The Kon-tiki sucked, tho
One of his best movies is Shoot Em Up, which I never see mentioned anywhere these days
I think he's the most boring leading man working today.
Who?..
he's suave
underrated post, amigo
Dude has zero heat in his catalog, literally zero kinos.
>inb4 I rate Children of Men
Croupier was kino
>Croupier
>I'll Sleep When I'm Dead
>Shoot 'Em Up
>Closer
>The International
KYS PLEB
Can I add The Insider?
>generic bank robbery movie but with le hecking social commentary!!!!
No, you cannot.
Better than the woke shit that they film today
...The whole point of Inside Man is that it's a woke "genre film" lol. https://youtu.be/1k4qGUgXfXw
'Em Up
Absolute shit
Middlebrow actors acting drama zzzzzzz
>>I'll Sleep When I'm Dead
>>The International
what even are these lmao, this guy is Clive Owen's #1 fan
All the BMW shorts were kino but his one with Tony Scott was on a different level https://youtu.be/L2Bv5hzuwvU?si=IM3uYHTkKTmTlWYv
This guy should have been the 2000's James Bond. I can just see a better alternate reality and the KINO.
Imagining the endless what-ifs makes me sad tbh
the 2000's were the defining point of our culture, it'd be either the coolest shit ever or the gayest and we both know where the pendelum swang. The moment Craig got announced, capeshit was creeping it's way in and Obama laying the groundwork for the culture war made it all apparent.
>Clive Owen as Bond
>Charles Dance as M
>Russell Crowe as an eccentric billionaire who likes to bet on blood sports
We were robbed.
>Catherina Zeta Jones, Elizabeth Hurley, Lucy Liu, Charlize Theron as 00's Bond girls for Clive
FUUUUUUUCK it would have been kino. I hate this gay world.
Sin City, you stupid homosexual
He would have been a perfect Bond in his prime
Picture perfect Fleming Bond. Looks identical to the physical description in the books, also looks like Hoagy Carmichael the main visual inspiration for Bond. I hate this gay reality where Clive was never even considered for Bond.
Still will never understand why they went with Craig over Owen
The top head of the studio that makes Bond movies is a literal nepo baby daddy's girl who inherited the franchise who doesn't give a shit about the character or franchise and gave the role to Craig because she found him hot. That's it.
JACKIE BOI!
Did he get blacklisted or something, where he'd go?
Came here to post this. Dude was hot shit for a while, but I forgot he existed 'til I saw this thread.
He wasn't blacklisted, from what one can gather he just didn't like big projects and stuck mostly to theater.
then Knick was bangin'
He was amazing in A Love of Two Brains, with Rebecca De Mornay
Agreed but most of his movies are kinda shit tbh
love him in the knick, also i remember his name wrong half the time because of karl.
Clive Owen is friends with Sarah Gadon.