Comedies that can no longer be considered comedies.
Comedies that can no longer be considered comedies.
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Seven more years fellas.
Yikes man
Just hire a hooker and get it over with, nerd
and then what? how does that help anyone?
doesnt count. youre still a virgin. let us know when it happens with a woman willingly and for free
>Sex with a woman
>Free
No such thing.
The amount of free sex you can have on dating sites is insane. Women will literally uber to your house to get fucked. If anything they are the one paying
thats not the same as paying a whore and you know it.
ugly cope
you always pay, but the cheapest is making her think you are fucking her friends and sister.
Next year for me.
Four here.
I think I'm asexual.
9 here
He was happier living his own life with his hobbies before his 'friends' made having sex his entire life
Nailed it. His fatal mistake was to agree to the card game in the first place. The only winning move is not to play.
Strictly speaking, I don't agree. Virginity refers to the (lack of) sex act as-such, not the economic, social circumstances surrounding its commission. There is a clear divide between prostitutes and conventional hookups/courtship, yes, but virgin/non-virgin isn't a useful category to split them.
sure it is. you can always buy something but earning it is entirely different and thats where the shaming of calling someone a virgin comes from. i have more respect for people who fuck fat chicks than those who pay for whores.
No, again, the two things are formally distinct, you're just conflating them in the lazy way that they're understood together in a social context. You're getting dangerously close to the way that women """argue""" about this stuff.
I certainly don't encourage anyone to see a prostitute (as so many on here do), and you are right to distinguish the other category. But if a man has never had his penis in a vagoo, and he sees a prostitute and ejaculates into her vagoo, he has quite literally lost his virginity. Oh, he might feel shame afterwards in how he went about it, and rightly so, but he's no longer a virgin. That's the point.
Lastly, I don't respect anyone who has sex with fat women, full stop. I have never understood how fat and ugly people settle for each other when solitude is not only preferable, but FAR preferable.
>conflating them in the lazy way that they're understood together in a social context
yes welcome to the thread or even any conversation ever where virginity came up. nobody has ever meant simply penis in vagina. and i agree with you on fattys. thats why i said even that is more respected than paying for it.
Anyone here just lost horniness? I am 32 years old and before I jacked it like 3 times a day. I lost my virginity late I it disappointed me in sex. Nowadays I get one if that erection per day and if I jack it, I can't get it up for the rest of the day.
Is it low T or something more sinister?
Incelibacy contributes to erectile dysfunction.
I too am a 40 year old virgin. And that is my own fault. I could have fucked many times, but I never felt like the commies would be worth it. I don't have enough cash, and I don't want all the potential hassles.
I appreciate your implication that the women you might conceivably have fucked were too left/liberal/commie to be worth your attention. This could be dismissed as cope, or sour grapes, or "chud", but there is a real principle at stake. I wouldn't even want casual sex with a woman if it involves her blathering on about abortion rights, Trump bad, [insert political issue the phone has instructed her to care about], etc. Really a pointless activity. Naturally, such women want nothing to do with someone like me, but I also want nothing to do with them.
Why does society hate single/virgin men so much?
You can have a productive life with lots of hobbies and stuff but if you aren't in a relationship everyone acts as though there's something wrong with you
>Why does society
You mean "other men". Nobody cares about your virginity, except your so-called friends.
Unless they known you're a virgin, of course. If they do they will always see you as a small babby person.
actual woman poster
Because its a simple retard check. It's literally so fucking easy to lose your virginity. Go on a dating app talk to a bunch of 5&6s say you wanna fuck them and one of them will be horny enough to come fuck you. Anytime I want sex I can literally get a girl here within 12hrs. It's not fucking hard. Stop being ugly and poor wanting to fuck 10/10 models. Just start with the uggos get ur confidence up, learn to actually fuck then move up to hotter and hotter women. Most of the women I've fucked are way hotter than me. Good dick makes up the difference.
fucking uggos will only drop your confidence
>this is the best i can do?
Aim high or become a monk
>It's literally so fucking easy to lose your virginity.
If getting a gf and losing your virginity is easy (which I agree with) then why is it a big deal if you haven't done it?
Very stupid question. The implication is that if you haven't performed some socially expected task which is easy (or believed to be easy), then you are fundamentally inept, stupid, flawed, undesirable by definition, etc. As the other poster said, it's a "retard check". The basic idea does make sense if you're being objective about it.
That's the major piece. The minor piece is that on some level, people feel threatened by the existence of people who live in a fundamentally different way from themselves.
"Abstinence-voluntary or FORCED (emphasis mine)-sets the individual both above and below the Species, makes him into an alloy of Saint and Imbecile that intrigues and abashes us. Whence our equivocal hatred for the Monk, as for any man who has renounced woman, who has renounced being LIKE US. We shall never forgive him his solitude: it degrades as much as it disgusts us; it is a provocation." -Cioran, writing on Gogol
>It's a retard check
Literally the opposite
There's a negative correlation with ability to have sex and IQ.
>Go on a dating app talk to a bunch of 5&6s say you wanna fuck them and one of them will be horny enough to come fuck you
You can't talk to them unless they match with you and they won't match with me unless they're bots.
Dating apps never work for me I just get ignored
>its a simple retard check
Then why do gypsies and blacks breed like rabbits?
Normalfags lose their shit when they meet people who aren't carbon copies of themselves
Because Gynocentrism
Women are at the top of society and see virgin/single men as subhuman
Virginity is a gift you give your future spouse.
bros I was looking at an escort site last night
thing is I could probably get laid if I put effort into it. I'm 6'2 and I've worked out for years so my body is decently built. but I have literally 0 friends and 0 interesting hobbies which means no "natural" looking photos of doing shit with other people to fill dating apps with. Feel like my only options are to get a tripod and take some candid looking photos on my own but just paying a couple hundred bucks sounds way easier
there is no such thing as male virginity.
I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl
It was over for me before it started.
Vaginas are so warm. You guys are missing out. :^)
Fuck off.
>Go 21 years without sex
>feel fine
>Have sex
>fine
>go 4 months without sex
>literally feel insane
Don’t fall for it guys
I've been going to the gym regularly for months and now hoes approach me in clubs but I reject them because I don't want casual sex, how do I find good women?
What was the message of this movie?
Virgins are evil
1) People refuse to tolerate genuine difference in others. This is true of people in general (including the strange and different, who themselves also ill at ease with those truly different from themselves), but it's especially true of "normal" people. They feel compelled to coerce conformity on those who are different.
2) Although the film tried to depict the lead's virginity loss (and the path leading towards it) as a sort of comedic personal growth, it actually showed the opposite in spite of itself. The character was a better and happier person at the beginning of the film than at its end. In order to get sex that wasn't worth having in the first place (because the woman involved was a middle-aged single mother), the character was made to undergo various humiliations and go through various superficial rites to deny his true self. Although it can be countered that the character ultimately got sex by "being genuine and being his true self", he is still worse off for having undergone the humiliations and parting with his collection that he genuinely enjoyed. He was made to compromise himself (and he was weak enough to go along with the ideas even though no one was literally forcing him to do the various rites. He had the power to say "No, I'm not going to be doing that", and should have, but he was weak and went along with what he was told to do). Even though I don't watch or read any of it anymore (and even though it isn't terribly valuable), I have never sold any of my old anime stuff, and I never will. I keep it on general principles. I know who I am as a person, and I know what I like, or at least what I used to like, and I refuse to deny this about myself.
whatever dudes. its still funny. who are you schwinn fuckin armstrong?