Conjuring

How shit are these movies?
I am watching the first one now for spooktober and it is comical, I cannot believe anyone would feel fear from this shit.
Are the sequels any better or is is same shit.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    females actually believe in ghosts

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love them but Cinemaphile hates them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do too.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do too.

      Which ones are good, which ones are shit?
      It seems cheesy anyway but its not like horror is some high brow genre, generally it is trash with a decent movie few and far in between

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        well first one is the best, then they steadily decline in quality, but all are enjoyable. Saw The Nun in cinema and it wasn't worth it but went cuz of friends

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a horror guy so that's probably why I like them. If you didn't like it then you probably won't like the ones I liked but here goes: Conjuring 1, 2 has a couple sequences that I liked, Annabelle, and Annabelle: Creation.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm not a horror guy
          Me neither anon I am just watching them as trash flicks.
          I am gonna give the second one a try and if it really is shit I will stop there

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I were you I'd do Annabelle first. Conjuring 2 kinda weak.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'd do Annabelle first
              Are they actually decent ghost stories like the conjuring because the intro of the conjuring basically explained the story anyway

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't really remember, I just remember this scene with an elevator and a stairwell and that's what cemented it in my mind. Been a long time since I watched any of these.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The 3rd one was more of a supernatural thriller than a horror.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like them. I generally don't like ghost type horror movies but the leads are just very likable.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Spin-offs are kinda ass

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Conjuring 2
    Annabelle Creation
    and Annabelle Comes Home are the peaks.

    Annabelle 1 and the two Nun movies are shit. Conjuring 1 is middle of the road spookhouse fodder.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't like Conjuring 2, 1 was better imo

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    trash for third worlders/morons, like all goywood horror

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first/second are great. They're decently made horror with wide appeal, if people can watch it with that understanding, there's no reason to hate it. The fact that these types of films end up sucking shows that exorcism movies just aren't taken seriously enough by filmmakers. I have to respect James for taking the craft in them seriously.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are movies where the protagonists slowly figure out how to fix the problem
    then there are movies like James Wan's where half the time is spent hitting you over the head with the "rules" of the gimmick. same problem i had with the Speak To Me movie

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of the movies in this universe (Conjuring/Insidious/Annabelle etc) are the same. Well made, polished horror movies that ultimately aren't very scary, usually relying on music-driven jump scares with no payoff. I kept watching them hoping one would get me a little and they simply don't.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's safe horror. Stories with no stakes, or barely any. Haven't seen the 3rd one because of it

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Conjuring 1 and The Nun are the best of the ones I've seen. Anyone who doesn't like The Nun is basically stupid? I guess. the first half is pure kino. Second half gets a little silly sure but it's worth it overall.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I recall it being on in 2020 and I swear like half the appeal is Patrick Wilson being the lead, cause he's a recognizable enough face and also a naturally likeable/charismatic actor.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only reason I watched the first one was because him and ron livingston was in it, I like them both

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    horror movies aren't good but the secret is to see them with your friends in the theatre. you do have friends, don't you anon?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in the theatre
      I dont got to theatres gay, I am not a teenager or a moron
      I torrent like a sane person

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >poorgay shut in detected

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember in The Conjuring there was quite an unnerving part where the girl could see something in the corner of her room. But when it turned out to be a tiny israeliteess witch thing it stopped being scary.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the Nun with my gf and she unironically got scared, I thought the movie was funny bordering on parody. Like I think there were definitely some intentionally funny bits.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      At the end when she spits whatever that was, blood or holy water, all I was thinking giwtwm.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like those movies because they are serious but not dramatic. I wish more movies were like this.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I cannot believe anyone would feel fear from this shit.
    No movies are actually scary when you're an adult, OP.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The two main movies are decent, I haven't seen any of the spinoffs.

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