You're not allowed to buy things with legit value. He specifically says you can't just tip a waiter a million dollars or some shit like that. Even the most high end of high end prostitutes are not worth a million dollars
What does that even mean? Value is just defined by whatever people are willing to pay, and there's definitely lonely simps out there who would shell out ten of thousands to frick their OF waifu
sure the "value" rule is the most subjective but it would be risky because the lawyers enforcing the game could argue that pussy is not worth that much and it's also illegal
Trading Places, Kindergarten Cop and Space Jam are the only decent films to have that writing duo involved. The other films which they wrote are boring. No idea why Twins was so successful.
Wasn’t his trick to hire people for an absurd salary? You could have a lot of fun with that. >Pay multiple law firms up front to represent me against the shit estate attorneys, hopefully ruining their careers for not acting impartially >Use them to keep me from making any technical mistakes >Pay PIs up front to dig up dirt on whoever set up the will, writers in all 50 states to publish the findings in local newspapers and blogs - all public domain >Pay for the gravesite to be exhumed and the body donated to science >Pay an artist to design a sculpture on the original gravesite - which he’ll own - that both appears as and functions as an outhouse >Hire several security teams to follow me around for the duration of the challenge, with money put aside for permanent contracts >Hire other security teams to test my existing ones >Supply everyone with paintball guns and plenty of ammo >Settle any lawsuits immediately for absurd amounts of money >Some of these people might be randomly picked off the street >Run for every political office I legally can at once, running ads in all 50 states and global media markets, at the same time >My platform in every race will be the establishment of Alaska as a lunar colony, and switching the orbits of Pluto and Mars >My ads will not mention this, and will instead provide a number (owned and operated by a company I’ve contracted) anyone can call to say what THEY believe I should do >Pay comedians to sort through the responses and pay advertising companies to paste them up on billboards, run them on TV… >Have them put a few of my responses up too, from the time I’ve spent calling the number >Pay 5 different ghostwriters to write conflicting public domain biographies about my life, and book TV appearances to talk about them >Pay celebrity impersonators to go on tv and pretend to be me >Run versions of the political ads during their appearances with the impersonators in my place
I just watched this the other day. Anons lied, there's no rule that he can't lose it, give it away or give it directly to charity. There's several points in the movie where he just gives it to charity. The only rule seems to be he needs a receipt.
All he needed to do was give it all to charity on day one.
>Hire a private military to stage a pointless invasion, with real military vehicles, munitions, etc. >Campaign on the invasion for high office, knowing its illegal >Hire movie studio to fake the invasion, live >Hire every streaming and news service to broadcast the fake war, as part of an artistic statement about how easy people are to fool, and how you can’t trust any information at all >Run attack ads against politicians in different countries accusing them of not doing enough to stop the war, to see if any of them make a snap response assuming it’s real >Pay a second PMC and movie company to fake the fictional target of the fake invasion launching a very real counterattack
The title of the piece is “how fricking stupid are you people”
easy >buy X amount of fireworks >Hire the logistics to bring them to the North Pole >set it to a timer and get everyone to leave, including yourself
ta daa the most expensive fireworks show ever and no one sees it
I know this is not even part of the stipulation but if you are going to waste money do it with style
Easy as shit nowadays. You can hire top rated musicians and shit for millions, rent out a stadium, hire a couple of headline acts, pay for a stadiums worth of food and booze, that's most of it in a single night. Just renting out big venues and throwing huge parties would drain most of it fast. Rent out an amusement park and bring a bunch of familes. Honesty it needs to be updated that it's spending 1 billion to I herit 100 billion.
you are organising a concert without entrance fee
read clause 4 paragraph b of the contract
You have forfeited1billion dollars
there will be no recompense.
Good day
This is one of those threads that gets made every so often and everytime there's a wiseguy who says he'd give a stripper 30 million dollars and call it a day. Watch the actual movie to figure out the rules.
be friends with a n****r?
No
A Canadian
easily
Unironically would just spend weeks fricking OF/pornstar escorts in high-dollar hotels. Then spend whatever remains on the inevitable HIV treatments
You're not allowed to buy things with legit value. He specifically says you can't just tip a waiter a million dollars or some shit like that. Even the most high end of high end prostitutes are not worth a million dollars
Without legit value, I mean.
What does that even mean? Value is just defined by whatever people are willing to pay, and there's definitely lonely simps out there who would shell out ten of thousands to frick their OF waifu
sure the "value" rule is the most subjective but it would be risky because the lawyers enforcing the game could argue that pussy is not worth that much and it's also illegal
Belle Delphine charges 100K a night though. I'm also pretty sure there are findom prostitutes who would charge exorbitant rates for virtually nothing.
with inflation yes
>buy some mansion for 30 million
>sell it when the time period is over
No assets moron
I'd just buy a single warhammer army commission painted by a "pro ebay painter" and be done
You'd still have the models as an asset.
Honestly his idea of running for political office is the best bet for losing money without gaining anything.
I'd simply donate them to the LGS display case.
Trading Places, Kindergarten Cop and Space Jam are the only decent films to have that writing duo involved. The other films which they wrote are boring. No idea why Twins was so successful.
Twins is an oddly serious film considering the premise
Space Jam is mostly carried by the animation, soundtrack and Jordan/NBA cameos tho.
Twins is fricking terrible. It's not funny but it has no action either. I love Arnold but it's one of his clunkers
twins is danny devito movie not a Schwarzenegger movie
I don't remember the rules so I would just shove the entire $30 million up my ass.
id just spend all the money on fast food
Wasn’t his trick to hire people for an absurd salary? You could have a lot of fun with that.
>Pay multiple law firms up front to represent me against the shit estate attorneys, hopefully ruining their careers for not acting impartially
>Use them to keep me from making any technical mistakes
>Pay PIs up front to dig up dirt on whoever set up the will, writers in all 50 states to publish the findings in local newspapers and blogs - all public domain
>Pay for the gravesite to be exhumed and the body donated to science
>Pay an artist to design a sculpture on the original gravesite - which he’ll own - that both appears as and functions as an outhouse
>Hire several security teams to follow me around for the duration of the challenge, with money put aside for permanent contracts
>Hire other security teams to test my existing ones
>Supply everyone with paintball guns and plenty of ammo
>Settle any lawsuits immediately for absurd amounts of money
>Some of these people might be randomly picked off the street
>Run for every political office I legally can at once, running ads in all 50 states and global media markets, at the same time
>My platform in every race will be the establishment of Alaska as a lunar colony, and switching the orbits of Pluto and Mars
>My ads will not mention this, and will instead provide a number (owned and operated by a company I’ve contracted) anyone can call to say what THEY believe I should do
>Pay comedians to sort through the responses and pay advertising companies to paste them up on billboards, run them on TV…
>Have them put a few of my responses up too, from the time I’ve spent calling the number
>Pay 5 different ghostwriters to write conflicting public domain biographies about my life, and book TV appearances to talk about them
>Pay celebrity impersonators to go on tv and pretend to be me
>Run versions of the political ads during their appearances with the impersonators in my place
>Hire someone to tie your shoelaces for $30 mil
done
I just watched this the other day. Anons lied, there's no rule that he can't lose it, give it away or give it directly to charity. There's several points in the movie where he just gives it to charity. The only rule seems to be he needs a receipt.
All he needed to do was give it all to charity on day one.
watch it again without browsing your phone at the same time
>Hire a private military to stage a pointless invasion, with real military vehicles, munitions, etc.
>Campaign on the invasion for high office, knowing its illegal
>Hire movie studio to fake the invasion, live
>Hire every streaming and news service to broadcast the fake war, as part of an artistic statement about how easy people are to fool, and how you can’t trust any information at all
>Run attack ads against politicians in different countries accusing them of not doing enough to stop the war, to see if any of them make a snap response assuming it’s real
>Pay a second PMC and movie company to fake the fictional target of the fake invasion launching a very real counterattack
The title of the piece is “how fricking stupid are you people”
easy
>buy X amount of fireworks
>Hire the logistics to bring them to the North Pole
>set it to a timer and get everyone to leave, including yourself
ta daa the most expensive fireworks show ever and no one sees it
I know this is not even part of the stipulation but if you are going to waste money do it with style
Easy as shit nowadays. You can hire top rated musicians and shit for millions, rent out a stadium, hire a couple of headline acts, pay for a stadiums worth of food and booze, that's most of it in a single night. Just renting out big venues and throwing huge parties would drain most of it fast. Rent out an amusement park and bring a bunch of familes. Honesty it needs to be updated that it's spending 1 billion to I herit 100 billion.
not allowed to give it away
sorry no billions for you
That's not giving it away. In the film itself he threw parties.
you are organising a concert without entrance fee
read clause 4 paragraph b of the contract
You have forfeited1billion dollars
there will be no recompense.
Good day
30 million dollars isn't even a lot if you goto LA/NY/Dubai
it's like middle class millionaire tier
It would be about 85 million today
>spend 30 million to make dc capeshit flick
>lose all your money
Simple as that
This is one of those threads that gets made every so often and everytime there's a wiseguy who says he'd give a stripper 30 million dollars and call it a day. Watch the actual movie to figure out the rules.
easily.
I would buy puts on Apple.
can a xoomer here redpill me on john candy
Buy assets in a country that doesn't extradite to the United States and flee the country.