This movie was ok until Brody show off his muscles. That shit was hilarious. Also Topher Grace character was shit, everyone knew from 10 fricking miles he was as psychopath, ffs. They killed Danny Trejo first and had us suffer Eric Forman's homosexualry.
>This movie was ok until Brody show off his muscles
I mean his whole fricking tough guy act was fricking unbearable. He actually pushes his voice lower and try's so hard to act alpha the whole time it just made him look like more of an awkward pussy.
This movie was ok until Brody show off his muscles. That shit was hilarious. Also Topher Grace character was shit, everyone knew from 10 fricking miles he was as psychopath, ffs. They killed Danny Trejo first and had us suffer Eric Forman's homosexualry.
>This movie was ok until Brody show off his muscles
I mean his whole fricking tough guy act was fricking unbearable. He actually pushes his voice lower and try's so hard to act alpha the whole time it just made him look like more of an awkward pussy.
>Predator is a dumbass >French are a bunch of dumbasses >Braves are a bunch of dumbasses >Scampering about like a moronic toddler >5 feet tall 80lbs yass slay qween scampers unto victory effortlessly using magic
*predator whips out wristblades*
Sasuga...owari da...
*I put both hands on the sheathed katana, which is oriented so that it rests on the dull end, not the sharp side*
*the predator approaches me*
Heh...omari momo ko no do
*I do that cool sideways unsheathing slice that they do in samurai movies. It's in Hunt:Showdown with the Martialist perk if you need to look it up*
*the predator is effortlessly bisected*
*I do that also cool samurai sheathe*
Not to mention predators are about 7 feet tall minimum and absolutely rigid with muscle, able to parkour up obstacles and run fast as shit. Even if it wasn't some super space metal a predator hitting a katana with their wrist blade is going to be akin to a grown male adult in peak shape smacking a katana held by a child, so if it doesn't break there's no way you're going to be holding it for more than one or two blows before your wrists snap.
>grown male adult in peak shape smacking a katana held by a child,
No, a child would still cut you significantly enough to cause an extreme laceration just by literally dropping it on your foot from the gravity alone.
>You'd think his claw weapons would be made of a futuristic alloy that could easily break the sword.
It was a old katana forged in feudal Japan, so unbreakable.
I was an edgy weeb back in the day so I liked this scene. Now I see it and cringe. After all the shit Predator survived in the previous movies, there's no way a stomach cut would be enough to kill one. And I don't believe a sword would be enough to actually pierce through the Predator's hide anyway, homie survived 4 shotgun pointblank blast to the stomach in Predator 2.
I could, because in one of my last lives, I was a master swordsman. Not a skill that is useful to me today, but it’s one that I happen to possess. So yeah, if I had to fight a Pred and I happened to have access to a sword, I could kill it.
These movies fail to capture the raw sexuality of the Predator the way AvP did. You never get the sense the main character wants to frick the predator.
Do you guys think Billy put up a good fight offscreen? I think so because the Predator chooses to take his skull as a trophy and seems to be pleased with it.
A Katana can bisect a fully atmored Western knight in one blow. This was why Westerners never invaded Japan by land in the Medieval Era. Predators stand no chance against the Katana. The Japanese steel is folded 1000 times that the edge is monomolecular sharp. This allows the Katana to phase through any material.
>the long sword is better
Better in the hands of someone who could wield it proficiently. I wager not one anon here is capable of picking it up
Those knights were basically football players, the chaddest of peak chads
Worst moment in the whole franchise, and that includes the cowpie that is AvP
There's probably something in Prey that's dumber, but I won't be finding out about it.
Preys good
No it isn't
Found the complete homosexual that was spamming Prey threads last year.
Spammed and then got irrationally mad when met with well deserved mockery
Adrian israelitedy replacing Schwarzenegger was the worst
Frick yall Brody was firmly good in this.
Only alpha israelite Brody, and the Israeli woman, could defeat the predator AND the sociopath serial killer white male.
You must not have seen The Predator. It's worse than the worst parts of both AvP movies combined.
I have a hard time thinking of a single moment in the Predator that’s better than it, frick that entire movie
This movie was ok until Brody show off his muscles. That shit was hilarious. Also Topher Grace character was shit, everyone knew from 10 fricking miles he was as psychopath, ffs. They killed Danny Trejo first and had us suffer Eric Forman's homosexualry.
>This movie was ok until Brody show off his muscles
I mean his whole fricking tough guy act was fricking unbearable. He actually pushes his voice lower and try's so hard to act alpha the whole time it just made him look like more of an awkward pussy.
i just thought it was funny that he was a doctor and he was paling around with the russian guy with the minigun.
yeah when he took off his shirt I couldn't stop laughing
Piss off! Prey was and is Garbage
>Prey was and is Garbage
Bait used to be believable.
>Predator is a dumbass
>French are a bunch of dumbasses
>Braves are a bunch of dumbasses
>Scampering about like a moronic toddler
>5 feet tall 80lbs yass slay qween scampers unto victory effortlessly using magic
(you)
It was based though. It was the Billy scene we never got.
*predator whips out wristblades*
Sasuga...owari da...
*I put both hands on the sheathed katana, which is oriented so that it rests on the dull end, not the sharp side*
*the predator approaches me*
Heh...omari momo ko no do
*I do that cool sideways unsheathing slice that they do in samurai movies. It's in Hunt:Showdown with the Martialist perk if you need to look it up*
*the predator is effortlessly bisected*
*I do that also cool samurai sheathe*
>It's in Hunt:Showdown with the Martialist perk if you need to look it up
>It's in Hunt:Showdown with the Martialist perk if you need to look it up
man don't make me reinstall that game
>I was in the kendo club in high school
I've beaten Sekiro so I'm reasonably confident I could kill anything that walks this miserable earth with a katana
You'd think his claw weapons would be made of a futuristic alloy that could easily break the sword.
Yeah but he put his spirit in the blade
Is predator from the future?
He might as well be because his technology is so much more advanced.
I could do it with finger guns.
1000 folds yada yada yada
No sport if you’re always playing on god mode.
Not to mention predators are about 7 feet tall minimum and absolutely rigid with muscle, able to parkour up obstacles and run fast as shit. Even if it wasn't some super space metal a predator hitting a katana with their wrist blade is going to be akin to a grown male adult in peak shape smacking a katana held by a child, so if it doesn't break there's no way you're going to be holding it for more than one or two blows before your wrists snap.
>grown male adult in peak shape smacking a katana held by a child,
No, a child would still cut you significantly enough to cause an extreme laceration just by literally dropping it on your foot from the gravity alone.
Plus, most katana weren't that strong or durable given the mediocre quality of steel in premodern Japan
Katana just look nice aesthetically
You don’t know about the katana made from ancient ur metal
>You'd think his claw weapons would be made of a futuristic alloy that could easily break the sword.
It was a old katana forged in feudal Japan, so unbreakable.
I was an edgy weeb back in the day so I liked this scene. Now I see it and cringe. After all the shit Predator survived in the previous movies, there's no way a stomach cut would be enough to kill one. And I don't believe a sword would be enough to actually pierce through the Predator's hide anyway, homie survived 4 shotgun pointblank blast to the stomach in Predator 2.
I like Predators.
It’s good
Same. It's good.
It's healthy to love oneself.
It's fine, the only bad predator movie is The Predator.
This is my take as well. The mong below you can keep mongling wieners for all I care.
Autism is the next step of evolution
The first half is better than the rest of it
I could, because in one of my last lives, I was a master swordsman. Not a skill that is useful to me today, but it’s one that I happen to possess. So yeah, if I had to fight a Pred and I happened to have access to a sword, I could kill it.
my arms are twigs and I couldn't even swing the katana well
These movies fail to capture the raw sexuality of the Predator the way AvP did. You never get the sense the main character wants to frick the predator.
No but I'm not a yakuza descendant from samurais
Maybe if I put it in a cannon and shot him with it several times.
Predator > Predator 2 > The Predator > Aliens Versus Predator > Aliens Versus Predator: Requiem >[extreme power gap]> Predators
I’m trans btw
Maybe on Planet moron
Agreed.
>character stays behind to take on the much stronger enemy
Pure kino
>I'LL COME BACK FOR YOOOOOUUUU!!!!
Nani?
It was never about winning, it was about going down fighting
wit a hanzo sword ill get all they asses
I'm a fictional character
I wouldn't be here if I couldn't.
whats stopping me from just shooting the katana at him to avoid close combat
I'd just activate my cars wings and fly away
Do you guys think Billy put up a good fight offscreen? I think so because the Predator chooses to take his skull as a trophy and seems to be pleased with it.
Just because you got trips anon, I'll let you know that there's actually a few comic panels of this happening and you see how well Billy fought.
Definitely
A Katana can bisect a fully atmored Western knight in one blow. This was why Westerners never invaded Japan by land in the Medieval Era. Predators stand no chance against the Katana. The Japanese steel is folded 1000 times that the edge is monomolecular sharp. This allows the Katana to phase through any material.
kek
%3D%3D
Sword-sperg wanted to throw hands because I asked this question in high school
>mfw
The katana is a shitty weapon, the long sword is better. The folded steel is also a meme.
>the long sword is better
Better in the hands of someone who could wield it proficiently. I wager not one anon here is capable of picking it up
Those knights were basically football players, the chaddest of peak chads
>I wager not one anon here is capable of picking it up
Longsword weight is around 1 to 1.5 kilos (two to three pounds)
There are triggers which are heavier to pull today.
Just goes to show how out of shape the virgins on the board are, tbh
I could beat a predator with my bare hands
You ever see a pred get violent in those youtube videos? They usually break down or try to run away
I think so if I could tie the katana to broom handle for extra reach
probably. not 100%, but you'd be safe betting on me. i've watched a lot of anime.
What was so funny?