Cruise career? It's fricking finished.

Cruise career? It's fricking finished.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    mission: impossible - dead re-reckoning

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mission Impossible: Men can be Women.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bit too late for that

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    No refunds!

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about Mission Impossible: Secret Wars. Beat Marvel to the punch.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The two key parts unlock the container on the sunken submarine.
    Inside the container is some sort of computer with an artificial intelligence that spreads misinformation/disinformation on the internet.
    This is the big bad threat they came up with for the new mission impossible fellas.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now quickly throw in some women that we can CGI makeup onto

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vault is opened
      >AI in view
      >on the side is the name "4shan" written in green letters

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh so it's Metal Gear Solid 2? That's actually really cool, why do you make it sound bad?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >vidya gay
        >thinks something that's utter shit is actually good
        all adds up

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because instead of sold snake a badass operator in his prime we got adrenochrome grandpa doing stunts he is clearly 20 years too old to do while being told I have to care about a bunch of random who's I've never seen or cared about for two and a half hours.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine how much money they lost with "Part 1" prominently advertised. People don't go to these for the gripping writing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw (and loved) every single M:I movie at the theater and would have gone to see this one until I saw that it was a 2 parter. I completely lost interest and I'm in no hurry to watch it. Completely boneheaded move by Paramount. Just because that shit worked for Harry Potter and Twilight doesn't mean that it would work for all franchises.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. people hate the idea of parts, even normies aren't stupid enough to support this. this is why end game fooled them and forced them to show up for infinity war

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually personally love when a movie is just called "Part II." It gives me the feeling that it's an epic saga. When they change a "Part II" to something else it actually kills my excitement.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I agree, but in this case seeing part 1 made me want to skip it and just pirate it before 2 comes out.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're already printing the DVDs and Blu-rays and cases that say "Dead Reckoning Part One"
    Wouldn't it be kinda weird for that movie to always exist, with that title, and never get a Part Two?

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Part 2 is also delayed until 2025

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cuz the first part technically did poorly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The first film wasn't great.
        You know it's a problem when the Gal Gadot generic netflix film that rips off Mission Impossible and James Bond is better than an actual Mission Impossible film.

        So if that's why they changed this movie title, then why did Marvel Chnage Infinity War Part II to Endgame, when Infinity War Pt 1 was the best movie they ever made?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they dropped "part 1" from "infinity war"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The first film wasn't great.
      You know it's a problem when the Gal Gadot generic netflix film that rips off Mission Impossible and James Bond is better than an actual Mission Impossible film.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he knows about some israeliteflix garbage of literally who
        kys imbecile

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >malding over literally nothing
          Do you ever just look at your life and wonder when you became such a dick? You should

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            shut up womanly moron

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is better
        You watched neither.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why change the title now?
    either way, part1 only suffered from the spontaneous barbenheimer collab that nobody saw coming
    part2 will have 0 competition
    easy win for cruise

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're dropping "part 2" because "i didn't see part 1" would be a big turn-off. and "part 1" was a big turnoff.

      and Black person they knew years in advance what movies would be premiering a certain week. part 1's poor performance is ENTIRELY due to it being called "part 1." If anything spiderverse ending on a cliffhanger is what automatically put people off watching anything called 'part 1'

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    His thetan levels only grow! hah hah hah hah hah!

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he stop being a "serious" actor to become a Jackie Chan wannabe only doing crazy stunts in action flicks? He was great in Interview with the Vampire and Magnolia but for the last 15 years it's just action slop after action slop.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anon wants i can beat him up to teach him a valuable lesson about playing dress up and make believe.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's an adrenaline junkie who gets paid lots of money to be a movie star.
      What more is there to understand?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the last time i remember cruise giving a good performance as a "serious" actor was probably war of the worlds, last time in the MI series was MI3

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      tom cruise was never a serious actor in anything

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I liked him when he played the typical israelite hollywood sexual abuser in Tropic Thunder.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          How did he get away with it?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did he stop being a "serious" actor to become a Jackie Chan wannabe only doing crazy stunts in action flicks? He was great in Interview with the Vampire and Magnolia but for the last 15 years it's just action slop after action slop.

        the firm was the closest thing to tom cruise being "a serious actor." Also "a few good men," kinda.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is collateral

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      tom cruise was never a serious actor in anything

      his best "acting"(like magnolia) is when he's playing an obnoxious, self-obsessed egomaniac, i.e. himself.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        tom cruise was never a serious actor in anything

        [...]
        the firm was the closest thing to tom cruise being "a serious actor." Also "a few good men," kinda.

        >no a A Few Good Men
        pls

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          he was hammy as frick in a few good men.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cruise doesn't want to end the franchise so the intially agreed upon ending being the next movie is now being re-worked

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guess blowing up that historic bridge wasn't worth it after all

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if this means they'll hire a writer who isn't fricking moronic and rewrite/reshoot large amounts of expository scenes to make them less fricking stupid?

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >daily scientology shill thread

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

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  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the movie. For a two parter it felt like you got your money’s worth in spectacle.
    Only a handful of people even do realistic action anymore.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A pickpocket scene and a car chase. Wow, how original. Fake masks and knockout gas. Internet gone rogue. And a promised sequel killing all the stakes of the 1st entry.

      I watched it for free and I want my money back!

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seems to suggest huge plot changes coming. The only reason they would have been called "dead reckoning" is because that was going to be the only navigational means of finding the sub with no tech.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    tbh "Dead Recoking" title sounds so fricking moronic. We should get AI to write a better title and fire all the israelite writers

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll be something stupid like Mission Impossible: Revengence

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A Hideo Kojima Production

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    just gonna get out of this moving train car and get on the roof of the train for no reason at all bros

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the movie was shit, so many characters and scenes tacked on just to give females a role.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone tell me how part 1 ends? Is it some cliff hanger shit? I haven’t heard frick all about it, meanwhile I heard tons of people talking about spider verses cliffhanger

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      only Black folk and hispanics like Spiderman now.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't answer my question

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You watch Spiderman, lower your tone.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I watched the new spider verse and almost shut it off because of how bad it was, I only kept going because I heard all this hype about a cliffhanger, which turned out to be fricking nothing. You are actually moronic and a esl poster

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I said, lower your tone.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cruise manages to get both pieces of the key that can unlock the AI's core, but has no clue what to do with them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the movie is only worse off because it ends halfway through
      no twist or anything just stops as a set up for more in a point were cruise has an advantage but is also in the dark
      this really shouldve been a sole film
      then again, part 2 will likely be kino like 5 and 6

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Cruise finds the wizard's key and unlocks the sorcerers chest

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mission Impossible: We must save Israel and Ukraine

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the appeal of these movies? They're all the same

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      cool action

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a guy thing. You wouldn't understand.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All hype and momentum fell off a cliff after the big advertised stunt was Tom riding off a cliff. Like, seriously? THAT'S your movie's big pull?

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movies with the number 2 in them usually earn less than fhe original. This is why sequels almost necer get numbers in the titles anymore

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Terminator 2, Aliens, Revenge of the Sith....

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        let me laugh at you including a prequel there for a second. okay

        Movies with the number 2 in them usually earn less than fhe original. This is why sequels almost necer get numbers in the titles anymore

        the exceptions are lower budget movies that got popular in home viewership. the fact paramount is considering dropping "part 2," combined with the fact most paramount+ subscriptions were given away with walmart+ memberships, means people didn't even want to watch "part 1" for free.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He meant specifically with the number 2 in the title; and James Cameron is an outlier to everything. MCU has had the most luck bucking that trend.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          there isn't a single "part 2" in the entire mcu. its the "part 2" that is specifically a huge turnoff, for everyone.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No one in the comment chain you are replying to said "Part II." They are talking about movies with a "2" in the title.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              there's enough examples of the opposite that it isn't the "2" in the title that causes the movies to underperform, its the fact they're god-awful shit like jaws 2.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh yeah, im moronic.. then again he aske d aloaded question. typical israelite lies

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are you guys so negative and toxic? it's honestly unhealthy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because woke films are all flopping, crossdressing freaks from Reddit have decided to start campaigning against all normal movies, especially if they star action heroes beloved by normies like Tom Cruise

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        are they in the room with you right now?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm replying to one of their posts, yeah
          YWNBAW btw

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you could've just said yes

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this movie a lot it's a shame people seem to hate it. I guess it's hard to top Fallout, that movie was way too good

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    unironically just re release part 1 next year right before part 2
    can even do it at a lower cost
    then everyone will go see both and make it a double feature

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Part 1 is like 3 hours long. Nobody is going to spend 6 hours watching Mission Impossible at a theater.

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought it was great
    i love christopher macquarie

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dont care what anybody says the sleight of hand on top of the train was classic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      good morning sir

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    he had a good run

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I even noticed it in the trailers for the last movie. He finally looks too old to believably be doing action movies anymore. But I can't really see Tom Cruise being the mentor type character. I really wonder what his later career is going to look like.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        never understood this whole action stint he has done when he can act circles around most people. Interview with the Vampire and Eyes Wide Shut being just a few examples. Unless he just really, really liked doing action movies I don't understand why he didn't try more dramatic roles after the late 90s. I feel like everything he's done since has just been action-oriented.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He just loves doing cool stunts.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I respect that. Not like he has to prove himself, just always wondered if it was as simple as "cool stuns = fun". he could just really enjoy that type of movie.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was it autism?

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Mission Impossible movies are fricking kino and no one will ever convince me otherwise. Just watched Dead Reckoning Part 1 with my mom yesterday and it was a lot of fun.

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is nothing more pretentious than naming your movie Part 1, 2, or 3. Even calling it a book is less homosexual.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only watched it to ogle Atwell and her plump body

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they told me you can't bruise the cruise

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