David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel have both raped children on Epsteins island, everyone knows this by now yet they still get airtime and nobody cares. Why aren’t these freaks in prison like Weinstein?? And keep my boy Toms name out yo FRICKING mouth you old pedo israelite
>David letterman and bob saget were raping children on epstein's island
Norm macdonald bros... was the reason he was so secretive because he was also raping children with his friends?
No dumbass youd think theyd let norm on epstein island. He was a good christian boy. Also the bob saget joke norm tells about a childs corps in bob sagets trunk, might be true
>Tom Cruise’s absence at the Oscars this year was said to be because he was too busy shooting the latest Mission: Impossible film. But perhaps the 60-year-old actor had a more pressing engagement, as he was spotted at Sir Michael Caine’s 90th birthday party in London on Tuesday.
Based, frick pointless award shows. I don't need an academy to tell me what to watch and enjoy. I enjoy Tom Cruise movies and he seems like a genuine friend.
https://twitter.com/tweetyenergy/status/1635973229301968896?s=20
Since when have they been good friends? I think the only movie they were both in together was Goldmember. He's sitting next to him too, so I'm assuming they must be relatively close.
cruise is giga based - if you're friendly with him at the very minimum he has a bundt cake delivered on your bday.
spends like 20K usd a year doing it.
>Tom Cruise’s absence at the Oscars this year was said to be because he was too busy shooting the latest Mission: Impossible film. But perhaps the 60-year-old actor had a more pressing engagement, as he was spotted at Sir Michael Caine’s 90th birthday party in London on Tuesday.
>Tom Cruise’s absence at the Oscars this year was said to be because he was too busy shooting the latest Mission: Impossible film. But perhaps the 60-year-old actor had a more pressing engagement, as he was spotted at Sir Michael Caine’s 90th birthday party in London on Tuesday.
Caine was so fricking bad in that movie with Aubrey Plaza. Jesus he's a rambling old man I dunno why he would put himself through that. Legit embarassing to watch. Couldn't even play a drunk 90yr old on his deathbed convincingly
lol Michael Caine actually was absent from the ceremony when he won his Oscar for Hannah and her Sisters because he was on location filming Jaws 4 at the time.
Because they nominated Top Gun just to get Tom in the building so they could show him off while having no intention of giving them an Oscar and he knew that.
Couple years ago when Anthony Hopkins won an oscar he wasn't there and didn't even video conference in to accept his award. More and more celebrities are skipping this dogshit
Cruise doesn't give a shit about them anymore. He knows that as a scirntologist he has no chance for israeli awards so why even bother.
David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel have both raped children on Epsteins island, everyone knows this by now yet they still get airtime and nobody cares. Why aren’t these freaks in prison like Weinstein?? And keep my boy Toms name out yo FRICKING mouth you old pedo israelite
Were they in the flight logs or was that revealed to you in a dream? Either way I believe you.
>David letterman and bob saget were raping children on epstein's island
Norm macdonald bros... was the reason he was so secretive because he was also raping children with his friends?
No dumbass youd think theyd let norm on epstein island. He was a good christian boy. Also the bob saget joke norm tells about a childs corps in bob sagets trunk, might be true
Norm would have been given the Ferguson spot if he played ball like that.
I mean was Maverick even nominated? Very based of him to ditch. Probably enjoying some sweet scientology puss instead.
>Probably enjoying some sweet scientology puss
yeah, boy puss
get outta here Dave. Cruise being gay is a meme, doesn't make any sense
I don't know, I kinda would like it if he dissed on homos more.
Do you mean the movie, or the character? Because Top Gun: Maverick won an Oscar, and was nominated for Best Picture.
no one asked or cares Dave
Because Tom was on his long time friends Michael Caine 90 years birthday.
Based Cruise
cool guy
if that's true that's very based
>Tom Cruise’s absence at the Oscars this year was said to be because he was too busy shooting the latest Mission: Impossible film. But perhaps the 60-year-old actor had a more pressing engagement, as he was spotted at Sir Michael Caine’s 90th birthday party in London on Tuesday.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/03/15/tom-cruise-among-stars-michael-caines-90th-birthday-party/
Based, frick pointless award shows. I don't need an academy to tell me what to watch and enjoy. I enjoy Tom Cruise movies and he seems like a genuine friend.
https://twitter.com/tweetyenergy/status/1635973229301968896?s=20
Since when have they been good friends? I think the only movie they were both in together was Goldmember. He's sitting next to him too, so I'm assuming they must be relatively close.
cruise is giga based - if you're friendly with him at the very minimum he has a bundt cake delivered on your bday.
spends like 20K usd a year doing it.
Cruise used his superior intellect to deduce Caine was a 'real one' and befriended him
Shooting more action kino and celebrating the life of a dear friend, definitely based
That really happened? Kek, are you jk? Shit, man ill make an oscar myself and send it to him. Fricking Chad.
great decision by cruise, frick the oscars
Two propaganda has-beens don't like that Cruise didn't take time out to suck up
this is a leno board. get the frick out with this shit
Does anybody else smell roast pork?
Leno Won
Still entertaining on TV with his Black person sidekick
Still entertaining on the Internet with his car videos.
Letterman and Conan both fricked off to their bitter and cynical liberal worlds.
>goy you have to attend our rituals
Sorry I couldn't make it, too busy saving Hollywood.
--Tom Cruise
Top gun and Elvis were only nominated so white dudes would watch. No intention of them winning
imagine getting mogged by a 90yo bloke
Caine was so fricking bad in that movie with Aubrey Plaza. Jesus he's a rambling old man I dunno why he would put himself through that. Legit embarassing to watch. Couldn't even play a drunk 90yr old on his deathbed convincingly
Caine will do anything now. He said he reads the first and last page of a script. If he's on both he'll do it
>now
Dude he was in Jaws: The Revenge...
lol Michael Caine actually was absent from the ceremony when he won his Oscar for Hannah and her Sisters because he was on location filming Jaws 4 at the time.
>The love we've found
>The love we've found
>We carry with us, so we're never quite alone
frick does that mean
tom cruise is above a little metal bullshit thing
he's too busy being the last actual movie star of all time
That guy who gives him the thumbs up looks like Tom from the future
Frick Cruise and frick the oscars
jada cucking you again will?
SHUT YO DAMN MOUTH
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Because they nominated Top Gun just to get Tom in the building so they could show him off while having no intention of giving them an Oscar and he knew that.
>show him off
More like they were hoping to roast him and shit on Top Gun. Doesn’t work if he’s not in the audience.
Couple years ago when Anthony Hopkins won an oscar he wasn't there and didn't even video conference in to accept his award. More and more celebrities are skipping this dogshit
why does david letterman look like some rabbi who paints weird swastikas all over the place for some reason
>Presbetyrian
One more log on the fire of
>Will Smith totally isn't a scientologist
Why call out Cruise when people like Cameron didn't even show up.
becuase cruise is free from the chains that bind the rest of them, so they mock him in an attempt to bring him to their level.
Cruise and Cameron are both so above their competition they don't need to do the whole Hollywood song and dance to get their movies produced
Cruisebros stay winning
>journalism
Letterman still is allowed on TV because his Matt Lauer-level sex creep shit happened before #metoo.
NBC Interns paid off to STFU about him
>EH hahahaha eh eh eheh hehehehe heh heheh
I hope Jimmy chokes to death on his own spit, frickin hate this fake laugh.
When did Letterman turn into Santa Claus?
>celebrity A is miffed at celebrity B
Stop the presses!