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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    N

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    G

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    G

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    G

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpwp

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this series an allegory of normalizing getting married to black guys?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then what would Fiona and Harold's transformations represent?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >YKN

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You kust now
          what did anon mean by this stroke of genius

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Their repressed inner desires of submitting to ogre dick, and being cucked by ogre dick respectively

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You become the thing you covet.
        Fiona was canon human in the original movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Shrek gives Fiona everything she desires while the jealous rich white boy seethes and has his mommy try to sabotage their marriage
      Yes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are americans like this
        literally why
        I don't care that you hide under the guise of baiting or trolling

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          they are merely subhuman: less than the rest of humanity

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    N

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fiona there are green people and there are Black folk...

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ogger

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fiona has a hand on Shrek despite them not having told each other yet how they feel
    First film is better. It has more warmth

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have to ruin every Shrek thread on every board?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      has a hand on Shrek despite them not having told each other yet how they feel
      how's that good?
      seems like a plothole to me

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow,I forgot just how ugly Shrek human were. How anyone can look at this an not be repulsed is beyond me.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dreamworks Pictures is founded in late 1994 and establishes a computer animation division in early 1996 in order to make computer animation films (and thus compete against Pixar)
    >Antz : october 1998
    >Shrek : may 2001
    >Shrek 2 : may 2004
    I think this is worse than the previous films. Antz and first Shrek hold up quite well imo. This sequel? Not really.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      During 1999/2000, when making the first Shrek, they were also developing this elephant herd project. It was meant to be their next computer generated film after Shrek. However, a change of plans happened after Shrek premiered and turned out a bigger hit than expected. Said change of plans included cancelling this project.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol,is Dev a manlet? Is that why he’s so pissed?

        Also, this movie looks awesome and it’s the first I’ve heard of it. Who designed these characters?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No idea about the character designer

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are already countless documentaries and shows about elephants(both Asian and African) traveling across the land during the dry season to get to a waterhole. And those shows actually treat the animals with respect,so the last thing we need is stupid talking animal quips and anthropomorphizing

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          That James Cameron-produced elephant documentary was almost kino. But Natalie Herschlag's terrible narration ruined it. Watch it on mute with subtitles, and play some fitting music in the background..

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still interested in how it would've turned out, especially given the quality of their previous computer generated films.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably an ice age ripoff

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >will never have another blu skys kino again
              frick i hate disney's greed

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Doubt it, Tusker has more of a Wild Thornberrys feel, probably a bunch of tone-deaf environmentalism.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            They made a woody allen animate movie and Chris Farley animated movie.
            Who was the 3rd supposed to star?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I read that Morgan Freeman and Jodie Foster played the main elephant duo.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno anon, elephants are based and very smart. It wouldn't take much more intelligence to comprehend that humans make movies about animals and I think the elephants would appreciate that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tuskker is our word but you can call me Tuska

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        1999 interview concerning Antz, with Shrek and the elephant film getting a quick mention at 3:39

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      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is the elephant giving me bedroom eyes?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek is great, the sequels do not hold a candle. There’s one I thought was ok but I can’t recall which one, that’s how forgettable. The recent Puss in Boots as a fantastic movie being a sequel to a spin-off of a sequel to an original dreamworks movie is quite remarkable though, fun timeline.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    onion

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Least he isn't a nog.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the Shrek 2 directors have to play so many secondary characters?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hate these ball shows. They bore me to tears. Flip over to the wheel of torture
      >Whizzes on you, guys. Hey mice, pass me a buffalo wing
      >Well folks, it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick
      >Yep... He croaked
      Everytime Gingerbread Man talks in 2, that's the director talking

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    N

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What was the exact moment Dreamworks sold out? For me it is the vapid soulless Shrek the Third, the How To Train Your Dragon movies, and the third kung fu Panda

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      the second Kung Fu Panda was nowhere on par with the first one. Blame the different director and a rudimentary script.

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dreamworks logo at the start of Shrek 1 is better than the logo at the start of 2

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    ?si=Gfmh0OdWtOtkvpiv

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The shark tale homosexual is so obvious

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate that butthole, he ruins all the KFP threads.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shrek 2 : may 19, 2004
    >Shark Tale : october 1, 2004
    What a year that was for Dreamworks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      2000s were surreal.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Amusing character

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that they released Shrek 2 the same year shows they had no faith on SharkTale whatsoever.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shark Tale was fun, I remember seeing it in theaters but I can't watch it again
      the Black person-lover soundtrack instead of Shrek-tier kino OST and the constant babbling by Will Smith is too much
      also there's no fish I want to frick

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The swamp is at its best in the first film. Whenever it appears in the sequels, it's dull by comparison.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Swamp looked like an early PS3 game in the first movie, the amount of primary colors is nauseating.

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >AND THEN I SAW HER RACE

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Charles III, and Joan Rivers
    This sequel has visual references to real life people, unlike the first film.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is that guy holding two women in the Funkytown scene?

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Antz : picnic blanket scene has Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Slice and B&G Foods, plus a human is wearing Reebok sneakers

    >Shrek 1 : no brand references to speak of

    >Shrek 2 : the wolf reads Pork Illustrated, a television channel is called ME! Entertainment, a postal service is called FFAPS, and Far Far Away has the following establishments : Farbucks Coffee, Burger Prince, Versarchery, Abercrombie & Witch, Armany Armoury, Barney's New York, FE FI FO Schwarz, Pewtery Barn, Epiphany & Co, Baskin Robbinhood, Old Knavery, Tower of London Records, GAP Queen, Banana Kingdom and Friar's Fat Boy
    Dreamworks lost it here. I doubt the elephant herd film they were developing while making Shrek 1 would've had any brands, since it took place on natural environments from Southest Asia.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This contrarianism is cringe. Shrek 1 is still an ironic deconstruction of Disney movies full of comical anachronisms and pop culture references. Shrek 2 is also the best in the series, though the first one is more of a meme movie at this point.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's no point trying to respond to or reason with that guy. He's legitimately insane.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the first one is more of a meme movie at this point
        It should be the other way around

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indian.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bag of food from taco bell

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Chris Farley is found dead on december 97
    >Mike Myers is announced as the new voice on august 98 (pic related is the evidence)
    >Shrek premieres on may 2001 (and Linda Hunt isn't on it since her character was scrapped)

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    GREENSKIN!

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Series peaks with the first film. It goes on a different direction afterwards.

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A nogre

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We’re not going
    >What?
    >I mean, don’t you think they might be a bit shocked to see you like this?
    >Well, they might be a bit surprised. But they’re my parents, Shrek. They love me. And don’t worry, they're gonna love you too
    >Yeah, right. Somehow I don’t think I’ll be welcome at the country club
    >Will you stop it? They’re not like that
    >Then how do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band?
    >Oh, come on. You could at least give them a chance
    >Oh, to do what? Sharpen their pitchforks?
    >No! They just want to give you their blessing
    >Oh, great. Now I need their blessing?
    >Well if you want to be a part of this family, yes
    >And who says I want to be part of this family?
    >Uh, you did? When you married me?
    >Well, there’s some fine print for you
    >So that's it? You won't come?
    >Trust me, it's a bad idea. We're not going and that's final
    Shrek didn't have to go into abrasive mode there. It's understandable that he refuses to go, but handle the argument in a different way.

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