Death Battle

Next fight is Guts (Berserk) vs Dimitri (Fire Emblem) on Aug 14th.
Sources to be used:
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/07/suggested-media-dimitri.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/07/suggested-media-guts.html
Speedy COWERS AND IS A FAT FRICK.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >deathbatroony

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he okay?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Career is likely over.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          F

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Career is likely over.

        F

        You think?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ouch. Right in my grass diver.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ouch
            Huh? That's a regular injury on SA football.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he okay?

      Yeah. Guy with the afro is suspended for one match only.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why was he suspended at all? He didn't do anything.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >deathbatroony
      BWAHAHAHHAHAHA, noted.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Death Battle shouldn't use real life fi--ACK!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The people that consume this series do not have any social interactions.
        90% of the audience are jobless clinically obese americans or even worse, chicanos.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah we're on Cinemaphile but what does it have to do with not using IRL figures?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Speak for yourself, only american zoomers are moronic enough to consume these series

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >according to our calculations, Marcelo's attack should be equal to 24 teratons of TNT

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Folks it's.... getting addictive to watch while feeling disgusted at the same time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      You think?

      how's his leg? because I've legit seen injuries of these sort and the guy nearly lost his leg.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I once had something similar happen. It was some Charlie Brown level shit where a soccer ball slightly rolled away from me as I was going to kick it, causing me to skip and fall flat on my back. Shit hurt

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's nowhere near similar to that, you're probably just a fat frick my friend.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            WHOA

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    moon knight vs azrael huh? who would win?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      With Speedy? Azrael stomps.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        because of dc bias or something said in discord/podcasts?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mes nuevos heros.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gut’s sword bounces off Dimitri in the preview
    >Scaling Dimitri to planet level Sothis by tertiary scaling

    It’s over. Look at their summary. Guys he can’t even hurt Dimitri

    http://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2023/08/death-battle-predictions-guts-vs-dimitri.html?m=1

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Guys he can’t even hurt Dimitri
      Does this look like the face of someone who wasn't hurt?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He will spam heals on himself

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That bonk on his head is the signal. They're plan is to force Miura to roll on his grave so hard that he starts creating clean renewable energy in japan.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The post got taken down so I can't verify myself, but are you sure he wasn't just hit by a blunt part of the sword?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the flat of the blade.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah that's what I meant.

              Who should he fight?

              Griffith.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, at the start of the fight though the dragonslayer just kinda bounces off Dimitri's shoulder though.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You still have the streamable link for the preview anon?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It might still be available here.
                https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/15luxcz/preview_for_guts_vs_dimitri/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the fight preview.

      https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/15luxcz/preview_for_guts_vs_dimitri/

      >Animations for blocked/missed attacks against Guts
      >Probably going to proc insta-kill against Guts with more rpg shit

      Damn they’re going all out in killing him huh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guts is paying his sins due to the insane win he got against Nightmare, isn't it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        guts is dying
        dimitri is going to run him through
        as he gets shanked one last time, guts sees the ghost of nightmare behind dimitri, laughing

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Swank sold yer ass out!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        guts is dying
        dimitri is going to run him through
        as he gets shanked one last time, guts sees the ghost of nightmare behind dimitri, laughing

        >Guts actually wins thanks to nonsensical scaling

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Guts does win, I think it'll be the first time a series goes 2-0 because of the same character. Samus doesn't really count.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            would Kiryu count under technicality

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ironman did that though.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean that the SERIES would only have two episodes where the same character won both. There were a couple of Marvel episodes before Tony got his first.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            superman series

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Leonardo series won two episodes back-to-back long before the first Superman episode.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >kneeled to the Power Jobbers

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It had too so that the Jason Lee Scott series could get a win.

        • 9 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          I'll take it.
          Sure. He's multiversal or some shit because of the Roar. Yeah. Whatever. After the horeshit they pulled in CU vs DB, is that really a stretch too far?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        hopefully.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's the fight preview.

    https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/15luxcz/preview_for_guts_vs_dimitri/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guts wonned.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vader has the advantage in the preview
      >loses

      >guts has the advantage in the preview
      >

      Gentlemen, we've got him.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The animation team is so weirdly inconsistent. The opening of them talking is animated like 5 year old me posing action figures but then the fight itself looks pretty good. Genuinely wish I could be a fly on the wall and see how these are made I need to know how that happens.
      I do like the reference to the fight Guts and Griffith had post timeskip with the lone tree and the snow.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn’t it make sense that you’d put less effort into the speaking portion of the fight than the actual fight? I assume it’s just DA or whoever’s animating at the time focusing more on the battle itself.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This already looks much more promising than Dragonborn vs Chosen Undead. What happened?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depending on if Devil animated the fight, it’s probably the fact that he used Blender.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chad made sure that even if his husbando lost, he would still get a better episode than Swank's self-insert.

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      >The throwing knife stabs him
      >But the sword directly to his face doesn't break his skin
      Huh?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the flat of the blade.

        • 9 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          [...]

          That still should have made him bleed.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the flat of the blade.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's like that one Superman movie where the bullets bounce off of him but he has to dodge the gun when the criminal throws it at him.

        The Baki thread on Cinemaphile has been getting derailed by this matchup, who do you think would win?

        Batman's got a Batnet, doesn't he?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care! Zola solos!

    Zola>Toriyama! She's above creation.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zola jobs to penises

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >above creation.
      Vague and means nothing, outerbuzzword is more coherent and defined

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cope. Your shitty purple cat lost.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU DON'T BELONG HERE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Guys he can’t even hurt Dimitri
      Does this look like the face of someone who wasn't hurt?

      >vader has the advantage in the preview
      >loses

      >guts has the advantage in the preview
      >

      Gentlemen, we've got him.

      Made for BBC

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Silly anon, those characters aren’t Guts!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the latter two are males anon

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You think he doesn't know?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big Byleth Chest?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wish they'd do alts for the characters post timeskip instead of just academy era.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you think they'll use female or male Byleth if they get on. I would imagine female for Corrin but male for Robin.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Female if Byleth loses the fight, male if they win.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was just think about how Smash Bracket is going to handle that. Male Robin already fought Rosalina, whereas Byleth and Corrin have yet to fight their respective opponents. I just realized that all of their opponents are women.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is deathbattle so popular on reddit while here it's just the same autists arguing st each other week in, week out?

        Dunno why but I think the people that consume deathbattle are the type that spends half the day discussing like autists over this and the other half jerking off to coom shit (they go back to arguing after cumming two drops of cum every two minutes, even in a porn site)

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    saw your post a bit late

    [...]

    But D&D even without munchkinning absolutely is not Street Level at higher levels

    https://dnd.arkalseif.info/spells/book-of-vile-darkness--37/apocalypse-from-the-sky--131/index.html

    this is a non-munchkin'd spell for example that at minimum deals 5x as much damage as direct contact with lava in a 170 mile radius to everything in that radius

    now this isn't "that" powerful all things considered, but it's also not at all street level

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      still gets BTFO by exaltedkino

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not saying the spell is "good" mind you
        it's actually not at all a good spell, but it's definite proof of not being street level

        but against an exalted character, just spamming feeblemind at them from an undetectable demiplane is something that is going to work eventually

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks exalted Andy won't punch his way into the plane

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            undetectable, as in he doesn't know where it is
            even if feeblemind only works on a nat 1 from him, statistics is a b***h

            and failing that there's always irresistible dance, which forces Andy into doing nothing but dancing

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              exalted Andy has WILLPOWER, he'll dance his way in and breakdance the w(h)izzard's head off

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                irresistible dance doesn't allow a save but nice try

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                he didn't resist the dance
                he weaponized it
                also nlf

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who should he fight?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spazkid

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superboy-Prime
      Battle of Zeal

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      George R^2 Martin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      EDP445, seththeprogrammer, or Narcissa Wright

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Narcissa Wright
        give me the lore? I thought they were just a washed up speedrunner

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Linkara aka The Lightbringer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tails Gets Trolled or Tamers12345.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Andrew Dobson

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keffals??

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the results might be wanked to hell but at least the fight animation looks promising.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    G1 everybody

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So basically Dimitri can basically swing his sword so fast that the kinetic energy will ignite the air and scorch a large chunk of the planet's surface? Can't wait to see this animated.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes apparently

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what if this actually happened though, like what if Guts v Dimitri ended up being this largescale battle where both are destroying entire countries with each swing and the earth is left looking like a hellscape at the end

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So basically Dimitri can basically swing his sword so fast that the kinetic energy will ignite the air and scorch a large chunk of the planet's surface? Can't wait to see this animated.

      LOL

      Nightmare has scaling like this too. And yet he lost to Guts.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        We got this, Gutsbros. If we could beat Nightmare then we can also beat Dimitri.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically true

        Both FE and Soul Calibur have wanked but strangely accepted high end scaling

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who should win? I’m a huge berserk fan and played most FE games but not Three houses. Isn’t three houses like the lowest power level?

          Do you think they’d give dimitri rpg mechanics, heroes, and magic shit if guts lost?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Soup Calibur actually has shit in its lore that supports main characters being country level though.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it is more legitimate than FE wank. Only problem with soul calibur shit is that all the characters get out at continent level because of game mechanics

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >beats Luffy and every Naruto character
    Based

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      stalemated by Jinbe and Kisame

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do they have their toes exposed? If so they lose.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >”T-that spear! It feels just like…just like…!”
    >"Gambino sold yer ass out boy!"
    >it echoed in his head, before we cut to a flashback of Guts getting mating pressed as a child
    >SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
    >THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP
    >FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP
    >The brown shaft tightly shuts the young boy's rectum hole in rapid succession, when resurfaces it can be seen subtly oozing it with a white oily semen
    >We see Guts buried and suffocated underneath the chizzling breasts and sweaty muscles of Donovan who roars out a cackle in joy, revealing his crooked teeth as we cut to a squashing and stretching costum sprite of his bare naked ass being reeled back, revealing him towering over the weak guts with a succulent BBC, as he pulls out the head exterior of his shaft, covered by thick semen as it prolapsed Guts' anus, before returning to another earth shattering thrust
    >(it is animated in 2D with puppet like movements, utilizing hand drawn assets, down to the very last detail)
    >"No.... That's a lie! Cascaaaaaa!!!!!"
    >Guts hears as he stands still, staring off into nothingness and as his cries and screams of agony as a child increase in his head, he is presented a glimpse of Casca's demise during the eclipse
    >Dimitri seizes this opportunity to thrust his spear directly through his opponent's skull, as Donovan did to Guts as a kid, and as Griffith hath done to his beloved comrade.
    >KO!
    >”In the end, even though Guts fights opponents stronger than him EVERY SINGLE DAY, he just couldn’t handle the speed, strength, girth, length, piercing power and impregna- I mean skills, of one of Fire Emblems strongest warriors.”
    >"Well Wiz looks like the BLACKED Swordsman just couldn't SWING it"
    >”The winner, is... Dimitri.”

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No “GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!” From Don
      Terrible episode. 2/10.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely BASED, can't wait to see the Jiren vs MMH version

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Death Battle has no SOVL to give us Jiren vs Martian Manhunter.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >MM wins because Superman fears him (racism)
          Pretty funny ngl

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The manliest weeaboo character is a BLACKED cuck
      >Literally takes Griffith's hellspawn child as his own
      OH NO NO NO NO I THOUGHT WE WERE COOLER WEEA BROS...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WAHHHHH NO MY HECKIN' BASED BLACKED SWORDSMAN HAS SHIN NEGAMI TENSEI SCALING HE HECKIN' SOLOS LEAVE MUH TOMBOY GF OUT OF THIS SHE IS HECKIN' CUTE THIS BOARD IS SO FRICKING DOOMED BRO I SWEAR TO GOD DEATH BATTLE IS BEING OVERRUN WITH BIASED TRANNIES WHO HATE PEAK FICTION BECAUSE THEY ARE AUTISTIC TRANNIES AND IM BASED AND CORRECT AND RIGHT AND THE WEST HAS FALLEN WAAAAAAH!!!!,

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The people think Plastic Man wins, release the episode now and it won't draw that much salt.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      slapstick beats Luffy too

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    DB gonna have their reputation tainted even further when they promote a gay harem vidya over one of the most testosterone fueled manga.

    >But it is a stomp...
    Then they should have made another fight.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If every deathbattle was decided by who's more badass and cool, which would have the biggest change?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        IDGAF but mismatches to promote fujo harems is kind of moronic considering the audience

        >Harems
        >Gay
        >Gay Shota butt rape and cucking
        >Testosterone fueled
        Uh…

        >NOOOO A STORY CAN'T PORTRAY RAPE THAT'S GAY
        Go and wash your Dimitri body pillow, I knew you came on it earlier today

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          go back to sucking dicks on reddit

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >glosses over the gay shota butt rape to make a nonsensical point about storytelling
          Look mate, at some point you gotta realize that going “n-no! Getting booty blasted by another man as a kid is actually super deep and MANLY!!” Just comes off as cope to basically everyone else. I don’t even have an issue with Berserk, but why do the fans insist that the things Guts went through aren’t immensely homo?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not about some weird sexual nomenclature message because it was portrayed as a disgusting and perverse act of pederasty by Donovan, himself physically repulsive and brutish. Guts was emasculated at a young age and yet again as a young man

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally a fujo harem. A homoerotic fantasy for women and homosexuals. You're gay.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only a homosexual like yourself would look at a boy getting raped by a man and fantasize about it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              But officer, I can’t be gay. I haven’t read Berserk in my life. But point to where I’m fantasizing about what happened to Guts. Pointing something out =/= thinking about it 24/7.

              It's not about some weird sexual nomenclature message because it was portrayed as a disgusting and perverse act of pederasty by Donovan, himself physically repulsive and brutish. Guts was emasculated at a young age and yet again as a young man

              I never even implied that it was about that. In fact, nothing you said detracts from what I mentioned in my post.

              It's literally a fujo harem. A homoerotic fantasy for women and homosexuals. You're gay.

              I wouldn’t know. Never touched an FE before, but according to your friend, you’re the homosexual for thinking about the gay harem.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I wasn't making an argument, I was just saying it wasn't some gay thing

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t think it’s a gay thing either, I’m just enjoying the pre-fight bantz.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haggar vs Zangief
        TMNT BR (Raph > Mikey > Don > Leo)
        Zitz vs Leo
        Yoshi vs Riptor
        Bomberman vs Dig Dug
        Shadow vs Vegeta
        Starscream vs Butch Horse
        Master Chief vs Doomguy
        Shao Khan vs M. Bison
        Tails vs Luigi if you are a homosexual that is[spoiler]
        Kanto BR (Venusaur > Blastoise > Charizard)
        Batman vs Captain America
        Shadow vs Mewtwo
        Tracer vs Scout
        Scoorge vs SK
        Power Rangers vs Voltron
        Sub-Zero vs Glacius
        Metal Sonic vs Zero
        Thor vs WW
        Naruto vs Ichigo
        Terry vs Miguel
        Sephiroth vs Vergil
        Carnage vs Lucy
        Sonic vs Mario 2
        Thanos vs Darkseid
        Megaman BR
        Hal vs Ben 10
        Flash vs Sonic
        Venom vs Crona
        Yoda vs Mickey
        Akuma vs Shao Khan
        Madara vs Aizen
        Raiden vs Tencent
        John Wick vs James Bond
        Rocket vs Stitch
        Vader vs Obito
        Gaara vs Toph
        (And fair to assume Bill vs Chaos Horse and Alex vs Cole)
        [/spoiler]

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the hierarchy for the Megaman BR?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            X > Geo > Vol > Classic > EXE

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haggar vs Zangief
        TMNT BR (Raph > Mikey > Don > Leo)
        Zitz vs Leo
        Yoshi vs Riptor
        Bomberman vs Dig Dug
        Shadow vs Vegeta
        Starscream vs Butch Horse
        Master Chief vs Doomguy
        Shao Khan vs M. Bison
        Tails vs Luigi if you are a homosexual that is[spoiler]
        Kanto BR (Venusaur > Blastoise > Charizard)
        Batman vs Captain America
        Shadow vs Mewtwo
        Tracer vs Scout
        Scoorge vs SK
        Power Rangers vs Voltron
        Sub-Zero vs Glacius
        Metal Sonic vs Zero
        Thor vs WW
        Naruto vs Ichigo
        Terry vs Miguel
        Sephiroth vs Vergil
        Carnage vs Lucy
        Sonic vs Mario 2
        Thanos vs Darkseid
        Megaman BR
        Hal vs Ben 10
        Flash vs Sonic
        Venom vs Crona
        Yoda vs Mickey
        Akuma vs Shao Khan
        Madara vs Aizen
        Raiden vs Tencent
        John Wick vs James Bond
        Rocket vs Stitch
        Vader vs Obito
        Gaara vs Toph
        (And fair to assume Bill vs Chaos Horse and Alex vs Cole)
        [/spoiler]

        Akuma vs Shao Khan was bullshit. Shao Khan would have gotten raging demon'd while taunting Akuma. It's like they got the most basic characterizations of them completely wrong.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he's still seething
          Shao has more souls than Alucard, Akuma can't even kill a jobber like Bison with his dollar store Penance Stare. Result was correct, fight was kino, Shit Fighter is still gay.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Raging demons scales to sins and shao khan would absolutely leave himself open to it by taunting as much as he does. And also Akuma was literally designed to be a final boss killer in a fighting video game. You can't make this shit up.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Harems
      >Gay
      >Gay Shota butt rape and cucking
      >Testosterone fueled
      Uh…

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You gotta understand, "highest test weebshit" is like saying "least suicidal troon"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You haven't played Azure Moon, shut the frick up. By the middle of it you just want to die for Dimitri, he's literally the biggest bro of the Nintendo catalogue

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You haven't played Azure Moon
        Because I don't suck wiener

        >By the middle of it you just want to die for Dimitri
        You're a literal homosexual....why am I not surprised

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not my problem you can't understand such simple concepts as loyalty, friendship and determination

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm sucking wiener out to demonstrate my friendship and loyalty

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              You are kinda obsessed with sucking wieners, are you okay anon?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why are you upset with me sucking wiener?
                /lgbt/ <---

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop projecting bro, it's okay

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't (You) me when you're licking your own cum off your Dimitri body pillow

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're kinda obsessed bro, are you alright? You only talk about wieners and semen. Think about something else, play Azure Moon and recruit best girl Marianne during it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Admits to eating his own cum
                >Calls me a degenerate for pointing it out
                You couldn't make this shit up....

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're kinda obsessed bro, are you alright? You only talk about wieners and semen. Think about something else, play Azure Moon and recruit best girl Marianne during it.

                shut the hell up

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay, sorry

                >Admits to eating his own cum
                >Calls me a degenerate for pointing it out
                You couldn't make this shit up....

                I knew the average reading comprehension on Cinemaphile was low, but not this low. Maybe take a break?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Then they should have made another fight.
      Like what?

      If every deathbattle was decided by who's more badass and cool, which would have the biggest change?

      If you asked 11 year old me, I would've said Samus vs Boba.

      no sneak peek today?

      There was, but Streamable anon is kill and the reddit post that had it got deleted.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol what? How is Berserk "testosterone fueled"?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what you mean, doesn't this just bleed testosterone?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really based fight. No way Dimitri can win, though, I love him but it's just not feasible.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    no sneak peek today?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the best way for rape victims to be portrayed as manly is if they
    A. Enjoyed it.
    B. Retcon it through time travel
    C. Cuck back their raper

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So... I'm not big on Death Battle, but when are we getting the full video? I love both Berserk and Three Houses, but the shitposting on my end toward some friends is going to be GLORIOUS if Dimitri wins (I don't think he'll be able to make it, sadly)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's on monday, unless Streamable anon goes back on posting it early.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who should win? I’m a huge berserk fan and played most FE games but not Three houses. Isn’t three houses like the lowest power level?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, game literally has a guy summoning magical nukes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The thing is, FE always have kind of a big ludonarrative dissonance. So almost anyone who has played Three Houses is going to say Guts should win, but when you match what Dimitri can do in game Vs what Guts does in the manga... Still kinda convinced on Guts winning... But if they took a maximized Dimitri... And I think they're going for a kind of moronic power scaling... But Guts is just way more popular... I'm still thinking Guts will win.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE STRONGEST DRAGON

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please don't being Melusine to this place, she doesn't even have any match ups

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the hell is this thing even?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Melusine from Fate Grand/Order, I would advise you not to continue talking with any fate posters like that in these threads.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It looks like a e-girl with a fatass so i'll heed that

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHO WINS
    Guy who always beats people stronger than him
    Or a stronger guy who always beats people weaker than him?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      stalemate, frick you

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait I’m hearing G1 and probably death battle scales Dimitri to the flood? Why ??? Guts stomps but if they give Dimitri continent level attacks he is toast

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      here's how the scaling works
      >Sothis creates flood
      >Sothis fuses with Blyeth
      >Fused Byleth would have a extreme diff fight with Dimitri
      >Dimitri gets scaled to sothis based off of that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Given robin scales lower and he’s already planetary I don’t see the problem here

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why should you scale peak sothis’s spell AP to her defense and by extension Dimitri’s AP?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ahh shit I just realized that's the same argument that Death Battle did for scaling Star's potential spells to her durability.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhh Supermanbros?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Esencia kino

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sneak Peek

    https://www.reddit.com/r/fireemblem/comments/15lwdex/guts_vs_dimitri_sneek_peak/

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is deathbattle so popular on reddit while here it's just the same autists arguing st each other week in, week out?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think reddit can have bots?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Partially because arguing about DB on Reddit where the moderation is more sensitive and strict means is way easier to be banned whereas here (for better or for worse considering many TMI's I got) tends to be way more laid-back and as such people are totally unfiltered here about either disdain of specific matchups, disdain for episodes or even just disdain for the whole show.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're both the same really

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guts smacking Dimitri with the flat of his sword with that clang noise being a reference to Berserk 2016 is hilarious

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's get some music going

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best song coming through

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    New Therewolf track. (Cyrus [Pokémon] vs Pucci [Jojo's Bizarre Adventure])

    Yes, Yates made a Cyrus vs Pucci track as well. Two people were willing to commission a track for this matchup.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all of these pokemon commissions
      Why are furries so rich? Even those fursuits they wear at conventions and shit have to be somewhat expensive

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes they aren't, if a furry doesn't have access to boomer money, they will work their asses off to afford expensive commissions and fursuits.
        I suspect that one furry that got into NASA only did so to have more money for furry shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I suspect that one furry that got into NASA only did so to have more money for furry shit.
          There was who did it.He was a futa gay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NSFW commissions + Disabled Annuity

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Furries wouldn't commission trainer battles. Then again, this trainer IS from the dogfricker region...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Therewolf is back
      Finally.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pucci and not Lucci

      Sigh.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not a terrible fight, I still like Reverse Flash vs Pucci more though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do people really have no better ideas for Jojo fights than god power wank? It's this and Giorno vs Joker that I've seen.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kira vs Adachi
        Valentine vs Armstrong
        Kars vs Mereum

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Valentine vs Armstrong
          Garbage matchup, Armstrong should fight Saxton Hale
          Frick even Agent Venom is better and the only people who care for that guy are zoomers who think Ultimate Spiderman was a good show, its on the same level as putting him against Mecha Hitler or "Le critique of capitalism" from persona 5

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I actually agree with you. I think Valentine has way better as well. I only mentioned it because the team apparently likes it

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >team likes shit
              No way!

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah the MU is popular but for the wrong reasons, it really just comes from memes about how wacky a scenario between the two would be
              Unironically would rather have them sack Armstrong to capeshit nobodies like General Eilling or Red Hulk, because the best Armstrong fights are the ones where the opponent can match him physically, you could not animate D4C blocking a hit from that man and expect me to take it seriously
              But knowing swank and the mismatches they make a lot and how much the staff hates MGR its pretty much inevitable for them to degrade a vidya classic like that, frick id say its more disrespectful to metal gear as a whole considering that would mean that almost every metal gear character we got is from/influenced by MGR
              Give me Liquid, Give me Solidus, give me Big Boss, frick give me Psycho Mantis even
              Just let MGR representation rest already, especially considering DB in its current state

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who will be the anti power rangers? As in win 3 and a row and have their streak finale broken? I’m betting on Godzilla. Since Ghidorah vs Deathwing is apparently of great interest to them and Ghidorah shitstomped on the cast it seems likely he will win. But Mothra and Rodan’s matches will probably have them lose, unless they curveball us and give us rodan vs gyaos or Iris vs destroyah as unlikely as they are.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Godzilla seems like the best answer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Provide the alternative or explain what’s wrong with my reasoning then please.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Destroyah is the single biggest fraud in VS history.
          >Hyped up as Godzilla's toughest opponent
          >Relies primarily on sneak attacks or other dirty tricks of that nature, Godzilla tanks his beams, and completely punks the fricker the moment he starts actually fighting back in close quarters
          >Goes out to freeze rays like a b***h
          >Couldn’t even fricking kill Anguirus
          >Literally died offscreen to Godzilla Earth, not even mentioned by name
          There are literally almost 20 other characters who were more threatening to Godzilla than he was.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He’s still raping “gets gaped by Gamera” iris

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm pretty sure Destroyah gets eviscerated by literally any monster that can fight in close quarters.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was taking red spiral rays like a champ

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gets part of his face blown off and his chest blown right the frick open with merely two shots per-injury
                >Taking like a champ
                This is some fricking Mandela effect with his power.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah this is true, he was only getting super fricked up when Godzilla was using the infinite spiral heat ray which increases infinitely in strength after each use

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure Godzilla literally tore his chest clean open with a single basic Red Spiral ray. The literal only reason he lasted at all was his ability to split apart and recombine.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Destoroyah overpowered Godzilla physically, threw him, flew around with his tens of thousands of tons and more. Godzilla blew his chest open and had him vomiting blood with several of his giga charged atomic breaths, and then tore into him physically. The fact that it took more than one says a lot considering the absolute state of Godzilla at the time.

                Also, if your blade passes clean through a guy's torso and he at most gets a skin-deep cut, I think it means your blade sucks

                What? First off, it wasn't no subcutaneous wound. Second off, areas wider than the tip of Destoroyah's horn were blown open. What it means is Destoroyah's blade is incredible

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure Spacegodzilla took it better if only because he was at deaths door and it still took more than one to kill him

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody took it like Destoroyah because nobody else took it from burning Godzilla. On top of that, Spacegodzilla was destroyed by just as many red atomic breaths as Destoroyah took while only getting his chest blown open

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How strong is a Red Spiral ray even?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Considerably stronger than his usual atomic breath of course. I don't think the movies ever gave us a specific "yield" or "wattage" or whatever and it's probably for the best. We know burning Godzilla's was stronger, perhaps being exponentially stronger

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So a nothingburger, gotcha

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you just had to go and ruin the mood by saying something rude

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                which one? you have the regular one which is stronger then the average spiral ray, you have the upgraded one which is stronger then the regular, you have the super one which is stronger then the upgraded one, and you have the about to die one which is stronger then the super one

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This means nothing beyond ambiguous shit

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it means it's strong, Gamera one-shotting strong

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m pretty sure it’s not as strong as the Microwave Shell

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it’s far stronger

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Explain how

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It just is

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fair enough

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                How often does Godzilla get cut open the way Destoroyah did? Godzilla can roughhouse with the best of them and bladed opponents have been known to pierce his skin but Destoroyah gouged so much of his hide it's crazy. He would probably chop Iris in half with one swing of his horn

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gigan splits him open regularly with glancing blows.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not the same thing. I addressed this in my post

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also, if your blade passes clean through a guy's torso and he at most gets a skin-deep cut, I think it means your blade sucks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rodan vs Rathalos should be the route they take IMO. Make it the big Rathalos from the movie. A dogfight would be awesome to see.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rodan is for Birdon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel
      It already happened with Marvel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who’d break the streak exactly? If Sora beats Shulk then basically every other fight is a free win. Riku would/should beat MK, Xehanort decimates Palpatine, Terra easily handles Anakin and so on.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kairi fighting someone maybe unless you follow wank logic with her fighting Xehanort

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kairi’s strong though. She was tanking Armoured Xehanorts’ meteors, can travel through time and even become Sora. She’s barely even jobber status, she just hasn’t done much until 3 and MoM

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Roxxas will rape Roxas and wear him as a skin

          Kairi’s strong though. She was tanking Armoured Xehanorts’ meteors, can travel through time and even become Sora. She’s barely even jobber status, she just hasn’t done much until 3 and MoM

          Kairi fights Princess Elise the 3rd

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Firstly, no one knows who Roxxas is so the fight is already unlikely. Secondly, Roxxas nearly died to a building floor sized explosion. Thirdly, who? You can’t keep pushing literal whos anon, it’s not healthy.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll push who I want and you'll suck my wiener willingly, secondary.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Can’t stop thinking about sodomy
                >Can’t stop thinking about homosexual fellatio
                >Calls me a secondary for pointing something out that happened in an actual comic
                You poor, poor man. Don’t worry, I’m sure that one day, someone will update Roxxas’ comicvine page to be more than 1/4th of a page long.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >nearly died to building floor sized explosion
              Anon, it took a nuclear blast just to scar his face a little. Try to be less hysterical.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s been quite a while since I last read whatever comic featured Roxxy, but I do very much remember someone trying to kill him at some point, and then vaporizing a hole in the floor of a building he was in, which almost merked the guy.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 3d models look like actual dogshit. What is going on over there?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not very good at lighting, which is what makes models look good. It's an unheralded part of animation, even if light sources are an integral part of most art education. They're too busy with references and surface level nerd humor.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is the part where some v-tard goes "KINOOOOOOOO."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOOOOOLLLLLYYYY FRICKING KINOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I CAN'T FRICKING WAIT FOR MY FRICKING SIGMA GIGACHAD HERO GATSU TO RAPE THAT FRICKING ANIME FEMBOY!!! LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! GATSU MY FRICKING HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Destroyah > Godzilla >>>>> Gamera > Iris

    I don’t get what’s confusing here

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're bringing this up for no reason even though this wasn't even called into question

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree considering this is basically just Heisei vs Heisei

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I should have made the gap between Godzilla and Gamera bigger

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie are you moronic destroyah is one of the biggest fricking jobbers in godzilla he only peaked with making goji his b***h once and ever then got his ass clapped in the same movie

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn’t even do that. In a direct fight he basically got wrecked so hard he had to divide up

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok fine we will do it your way

        Godzilla > Destroyah >>>>> Gamera > Iris

        Doesn’t help matters much

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You keep bringing this up even when this wasn't even called into question.
          Are you this insecure?

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Buu Saga characters were already universal, confirmed by Daizenshu.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I've always hated Heisei Godzilla wank. Sure, his movies are good on a monster storytelling level, but almost every other incarnation is just generally a better fighter and have way more concrete feats.
    But that's just me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Heisei Godzilla
      >good on a monster storytelling level
      Only like Biollante and maybe vs. King Ghidorah if you can tolerate the insanity.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Baki thread on Cinemaphile has been getting derailed by this matchup, who do you think would win?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can probably finagle more gadget frickery and high-ends for Batman out of the longer span of comics, but Yujiro is a meme at a certain point. Then again, so is Batman.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yujiro will do pic related to Batman if he lands a single hit to the jaw. Tranqs should work if they also work on the likes of Bane and Croc. Yujiro would probably dodge batarangs and I don't think tasers are an option. For a taser to be capable of subduing Yujiro you'd need well more than enough voltage and amperage to torch a regular person.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The irony is that Jack bounced back from that

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He got knocked the frick out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yujiro wins.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yujiro rips Batmans cowl off along with his face

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think yujiro has a better matchup against literally anybody else than Batman that being said his best matchup is probably Saxton Hale

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point, I sort of back Composite Sonic vs Composite Godzilla just to see the autism war

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SMT scaling vs being up against a dude that doesn't resist possession

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So G1 is doing Shichibukai vs Akatsuki vs Espada
    Thoughts?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Espada probably win with ease

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        only Barragan is a threat. the rest get statstomped.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How's the team chemistry?
          IIRC the Shichibukai don't really like each other for the most part and only a handful of members have actually teamed up

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Akatsuki got good teamwork for the most part, it's usually just duos like Itachi and Kisame that work well together but they'll mostly work well together well. Except when Snake man tries to attack Itachi and gets wrecked in return, but everyone else should be fine

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            espada have never worked together and none of the shichibukai particularly get along. Jinbei and Crocodile hate each other infact.
            speaking of are they using all the warlords or just the original 7? because if they include blackbeard and law then Shichibukai stomp

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >are they using all the warlords or just the original 7
              Trailer shows all of them
              Blackbeard, Edward Weevil, Law, and even Buggy is in this

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          My brother in Christ Ulqiorra straight up said everyone his rank and above can't even use Resurrección in Las Noches or it could destroy it. That puts the act of transforming above at least half the Akatasuki and Alabasta arc Croc and Gekko Moria.
          The same rule applies to Gran Rey Cero for all the Espada.
          That being said Shichibukai win because of Kuma hax and Mihawk stats

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ulqiorra straight up said everyone his rank and above can't even use Resurrección in Las Noches or it could destroy it.
            that has about as much weight as sasori saying his puppets destroyed a whole country. if it were actually true than any one of the top 3 espada would have nuked fake karakura town with their resurreccion.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sees trailer
      >They're using EVERY Shichibukai

      BUGGY SWEEP

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds neat but I know these large scale fights are really dependent on a select few MVPs

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Warlords would probably take it with hax

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same problem with the Akatsuki. The Shichibukai can't see them.
      Unless they're scaling people being able to see Perona to being able to see Shinigamis. Which I guess that's what they're going to do... lol.

      The Espada would take it if that demon dude could spam his huge explosions but he's slowly killing himself as he does so I doubt he can do that.
      Bleach is too frail to be fighting with One Piece.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jfc can we drop the whole 'Can't see them' shit? It's getting fricking obnoxious and at this point wouldn't surprise me if frickheads like you are the reason it's 0-2, because Death Battle doesn't want the series requested anymore since they need to come up with excuses for why the non Bleach character can see them.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just have Bleach get raped by Shaman King then.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only one who does that is Hao, everyone else in SK is like, Soul Society arc level.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shaman King tops at multi continent (not counting Hao). Aizen is Planet level in the madara episode. So anything around Yoh's power level shouldn't be able to match Bleach high ends.

            Yoh could fight Yusuke Urameshi however

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >just nerf the verse so they can be defeated
          The reason it can be bullshitted against Naruto is because Naruto and Madara actually had means to see the Bleach characters. Everything else would have a hard time.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not a nerf, it does not affect stats. All it does is making it harder for people to get good MUs because of it.
            We can't get Kenpachi vs Battle Beast because of it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thank fricking God. Bleach doesn't deserve a 0-3.
              BB would just grab the guy by his neck, and send him to outerspace where he would die.

              Give Mayuri to Orochimaru. It's a fricking easy conversion and would let Bleach fans escape the humiliation of 0-3.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldn't Whitebeard vs Yamamoto generate more hype?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That would work too and would give us a rock-paper-scissors dynamic between these three fanbases.

                If the lotus fight isn't for Raven I think there's a good chance to be Mayuri vs Orochimaru though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pain can see them because of the Rinnergan

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sensor type ninjas could sense them too, this is why Oro vs Mayuri also works.

          Most of the Akatsuki wouldn't be able to see them, though. They'd be sitting ducks.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Shichibukai can't see them.
        Normal people in One Piece can see souls

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. It goes like this.

          She shinigami in Bleach are invisible, hence you can't see them if you're not a shinigami yourself.
          Some souls in One Piece are visible, meaning a normal person can see those souls in particular.
          Therefore there has no scale to be done with people from One Piece being able to see Shinigami from Bleach, unless you can
          1, confirm that the souls from One Piece are also supposed to be invisible (you can't do that)
          2, show me that they've used some special technique like a magical eye to see said soul

          Naruto was only allowed to see Ichigo because of his sensing abilities. Madara was only able to see Aizen because of his special rinnegan. And to me, they were just taking a piss with Jake Long, since he was going to lose, either way.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are conceptually the same thing. The fact that humans from Bleach can't see them doesn't condition humans from One Piece in any way

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              If anything, Shichibukai can use haki, which is linked to spiritual energy

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And to me, they were just taking a piss with Jake Long, since he was going to lose, either way.
            Ghosts have to turn on invisibility in Danny Phantom's setting
            They are perfectly visible by default

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did they specify which era of Shichibukai or is it everyone who held the title at the point they held it?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        All of them

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh then Warlords absolutely stomp Law's Shambles and Body Swapping is fricking ridiculous. Hell Nnoitora would probably actually kill himself if he gets swapped into Harribel or Konan

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need better thumbnails

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I do.

        Why

        I couldn't think of any other characters

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deadpool sucks ass

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both have better matchups
      Batman vs Moon Knight
      Deadpool vs Gintoki

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please tell me Buffy is somehow not the weakest link in this kerfuffle

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Buggy

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would King Arthur vs Captain America work better as a DB or ERB?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is that matchup? The answer is neither

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >filtered by kino
        America vs Brits, sword vs shield. It's Unc Sam vs Cap Brit but better.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If guts wins i will make a kazoo version of awakened sacrifice with my own wonky pitched vocals

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright boyos, if guts loses (he probably will) what will the like/dislike ratio be?

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much does it cost to request a song to Brandon?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Varies
      I assume 40 USD, but vocals can get up to 900

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It depends on a ton of factors

      Varies
      I assume 40 USD, but vocals can get up to 900

      is wrong, base price was 300 last I checked and adding things like vocals and extra length is extra and it can add up to a lot.
      I know because I’ve done it a few times

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit
        Imagine a NEET explaining their parents why they spent their college funds on a music track about an imaginary fight between characters from their favourite goyslop, it must be embarrassing af considering its not even guaranteed to be good/recognized and is probably gonna be forgotten about after a decade (which is a shame because i love these tracks)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You know i think I get it now, it must actually be stressful af having to do all this hard work to create something both you and your client are pleased with only to be treated as a low form of media
          I understand the fear now

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, I have a well paying job and not a ton of financial obligations. I mostly used matchups that I thought the music would work the best. I don’t care all that much about recognition, I care that I get a track I enjoy and others can do so if they like it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Parents? I would have to explain my credit card company spending this much on something. 🙁

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because people are willing to pay that much
      simple capitalism anon, if you could spend an hour making $10 or an hour making $1000 you will choose the latter

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so let me get this straight. you people think THIS is unbeatable hand to hand?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro a chimp can tear a face off like it's a Scooby Doo Mask. It's basically you vs a Baki character

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no a chimp fricking can't joe rogan. they're slightly stronger than humans and lighter than the average woman. you're a b***h if you can't body slam 50kg

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is a recorded case of a pet chimp actually doing this.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            ripping chunks off an old lady's face. over the course of a brutal drug addled attack. regular humans rip their own faces off if they're high enough on the right drugs. not that a chimpanzee would go for anything even remotely like that because they're not slasher villains. they're stupid animals, when they fight they're way more likely to swing their arms down at you haphazardly. i can't believe the wank these bastards get it's insane. beating a peak human? even a gorilla isn't doing that

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are some low quality Matchups you expect them to do?
    >Gojo vs Makima
    >Juggernaut vs Knuckles
    >Frieza vs Megatron
    >Meta Knight vs Zero
    >Peter vs Homer
    >Jiren vs Atrocitus
    >Yang vs Bakugo
    >Master Chief vs Samus Aran
    >Gohan vs Superboy
    >Kratos vs Asura

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, outside of Peter vs Homer, no one cares about that one, all those MU would make these threads go nuts. lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They would make them go nuts from boredom
        Maybe except jiren it would be disappointing but at least /dbs/ posters could rest assured they have enough power to influence death battle

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They would make them go nuts from boredom
        Maybe except jiren it would be disappointing but at least /dbs/ posters could rest assured they have enough power to influence death battle

        What are some low quality Matchups you expect them to do?
        >Gojo vs Makima
        >Juggernaut vs Knuckles
        >Frieza vs Megatron
        >Meta Knight vs Zero
        >Peter vs Homer
        >Jiren vs Atrocitus
        >Yang vs Bakugo
        >Master Chief vs Samus Aran
        >Gohan vs Superboy
        >Kratos vs Asura

        >Gojo VS Makima
        Shit. People would b***h about it not being Denji VS Yuji

        >Juggs/Cyttorak VS Archie Knuckles
        Fun

        >Frieza VS Megatron
        I could see the threads interested in it due to some of the obscure broken forms Megatron has and the prospect of Frieza losing

        >Meta Knight VS Zero
        Shit. People here would b***h it wasnt MK VS Riku for the 3-0 title match

        >Peter VS Homer
        Shit. The fight happened in show. Besides, even ignoring that Peter turbo stomps given how much you can wank cutaway gags which he can weaponize

        >Jiren VS Atrocitus
        The MU is shit but the threads would go nuts solely because of Jiren. Jiren VS Martian Manhunter would get more hype though

        >Yang VS Bakugo
        Shit. People would b***h about RWBY and the matchup is lame

        >Chief VS Samus
        Shit. Samus turbo stomps and match is boring. Just watch Haloid

        >Gohan VS Superboy
        Its a Dragonball vs DC match. It will cause a commotion here

        >Kratos VS Asura
        Shit but it would cause a commotion here. Said commotion would just be people going on about how it is the fanfiction vs feats match along with some baiters though

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Just watch Haloid
          It's funny that Haloid is part of the reason why people want that matchup, yet it wasn't even Master Chief in that video.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red Hulk vs Atrocitus is Worse

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Plastic Man vs Luffy
      In an attempt to create another Goku vs Superman/Hal vs Ben
      >Wonder Woman vs Lore wank Kratos
      To show what DC wank is beyond any vidya headcanon
      >Martian Manhunter vs Piccolo
      We all know this is a stomp match, they even said that MM is Superman+
      >Sans vs Ness
      The meme died long time ago but I suspect this is something they would do
      >Frieza vs Mewtwo
      I can't see any connection beyond the colors. But ngl seeing Frieza being mindraped would be funny.
      >Naruto vs Luke Skywalker
      To close the trilogy of Naruto vs Star Wars
      >Goku vs Superman 3
      The matchup is not a low quality one but everyone knows that this will end in the same as the 2 (Superman has no limits)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The hilarity of them actually feasibly doing Frieza vs Mewtwo when they made fun of that matchup in a video years ago.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They said that Raven would die in less than a attosecond against Jean Grey and now they had Raven killing the Phoenix Force itself. I will not be surprised if they do a 180 and make this MU since Pokemon and Dragon Ball bring views.

          Damn, Frieza is so iconic and yet, most of his matchups are trash.

          Be thankful they didn't decide to make Goku vs Superman related fights like they did with Spiderman vs Batman, Frieza vs Darkseid because muh evil would have been a Quicksilver vs Flash.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Frieza vs Darkseid because muh evil would have been a Quicksilver vs Flash
            Phoenix vs Raven should also have been a repeat of Quicksilver vs Flash and look how that ended. Not saying that it would happen, just that it happened in previous fight.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, Frieza is so iconic and yet, most of his matchups are trash.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just don't want more Dragon Ball vs Superhero with 60 years of source material and taking the big bang/50 supernovas to the face and living, I mean there's been some kino fights like Goku Black vs Reverse Flash but with Gohan and Frieza I just don't want them going up against a superhero even if they lose

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          His color scheme is iconic but he himself isn't iconic
          He should just get raped by Megatron so we can get it done with, frick purple hair and frick all his libshit discord troony circlejerk

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We all know its a stomp match
        Said the same about Raven VS Phoenix and look what happened. I could totally see em giving Jiren the win because nobody cares about MM which in turn would drum up their fanbase up into wanting GvS3 for views

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only because no one ever starts with the most simple approach.

          Frieza might be capable of blunt force but concentrated energy even if weaker could easily cut him like the Kyeenzan.
          Both Raven and Phoenix are still squishy humans with magic powers that could easily lose their teeth to a punch if anyone merely avoids their attacks and get close enough.
          Someone small enough could potentially destroy Godzilla from the inside if they behave the same way a bacteria or a virus would do.
          And Dan could probably easily beat up Mr. Satan if the plot device bag pack wasn't in the way.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And Dan could probably easily beat up Mr. Satan if the plot device bag pack wasn't in the way.
            I think it was GT? There's a scene where Mr Satan, despite being a joke in most of the show, is able to blitz a bunch of normal guys at once to protect Pan. I'm pretty sure he's supposed to be genuinely strong for a normal guy with no ki knowledge.
            Meanwhile Dan is supposed to be an actual joke even the lesser Street Fighter characters don't respect.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, but is easy to think Satsui No Hadou could make even a wimp like him terribly dangerous.

              I'm not even arguing the veredict per se, I'm just pointing out technically speaking to an extend that tripping was a bit of a plot convenience because if said bag pack wasn't there then is likely things wouldn't have been good for Mr. Satan.

              Then again, that's the point, without narrative, feats are worthless.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Dan needs to be put up against Ryo Sakazaki, finally.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And Dan could probably easily beat up Mr. Satan if the plot device bag pack wasn't in the way.
            I think it was GT? There's a scene where Mr Satan, despite being a joke in most of the show, is able to blitz a bunch of normal guys at once to protect Pan. I'm pretty sure he's supposed to be genuinely strong for a normal guy with no ki knowledge.
            Meanwhile Dan is supposed to be an actual joke even the lesser Street Fighter characters don't respect.

            yup the entire joke is that he legit IS superhumanly skilled and strong, and in plenty other series he would be the champion of world martial arts

            just not in dragonball

            Man put his first through solid steel with a 1-inch punch and was capable of disarming and beating up 2 gunmen when they had their weapons trained at him

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I legit wonder how Satan would fair in something like the Maxim Tournament or Kengan Annihilation Tournament

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He actually would have been pretty great in OG Dragonball, his first appearance during the Cell Games he pulled 4 buses in, and then punched straight into one.

              He would have definitely held his own in the old WMAs, just by strength alone, and he's actually a decently skilled fighter, he just can't hang with the laser blasting and flying crowd. Though I find it odd he had no idea that ki attacks were a thing, since he had to have seen Roshi, Tien, Piccolo, and Goku fight in the old ones before he started winning. I don't know exactly how well he'd do in a different setting, but he's really only a joke because he's the powerless guy surrounded by supermen.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He had to have seen Goku, Roshi, etc in the old ones
                Just smoke, mirrors, and special effects!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Before Mewtwo lost the move Psych Up I suggested he could just copy Frieza's insane stat boosts from his Ki and force him to waste it with Pressure. Not sure how the VS community accepts Pokemon moves that are not available anymore even though it was a natural level up move and pretty much every Mewtwo by then was past that level requirement.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          in Mewtwo's previous battle they gave him psych-up and pokemon don't forget moves in anime or other media so he still has it

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe in the early anime but nowadays the anime sticks to the game's "can only know 4 moves at a time" limitation. Volt Tackle used to be Pikachu's signature move but he hadn't used it ever since he learned Electro Ball.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              oh yeh, but I mean that in the anime moves don't stop existing
              also even the anime keeps making an exception for legendary pokemon who are allowed to have more moves

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Given that Dio had all his vampire powers and the world at the same time. I would say that it would be valid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gojo vs makima
      Probably this season or next season. A lot of normies are actually hyped for that matchup. I haven't seen anybody wanting yuji vs denji. I've only seen backlash towards makima vs princess bubblegum

      Personally, I think it'd be interesting just because of makima's gimmick. Yuji vs denji feels very generic and just a repeat of deku vs asta. Give me the more interesting match instead.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I haven't seen anybody wanting yuji vs denji.
        Why lie? Makima “vs” Gojo is mainly mentioned in fujo circles, Denji vs Yuji is something that most people actually like and talk about.
        >Yuji vs denji feels very generic and just a repeat of deku vs asta. Give me the more interesting match instead
        Have you read either CSM or JJK? If you have then you’d realize how moronic this statement is since Makima and Gojo’s fighting styles don’t work together at all, whereas Yuji and Denji’s does.
        >But muh unorthodox fights good!
        There’s a difference between two unorthodox styles going at it, and a fighter going against a non fighter. The entire battle would just be Makima slinging goons at Gojo, since she only has ONE h2h showcasing. The only people who want this fight are non fans of either series.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Fighting styles
          I mean it could look cool, but i prefer more esoteric stuff.
          >Mostly mentioned in Fujo circles
          Just a quick peek on YouTube and reddit show it's normies wanting that fight and not just "fujos". Not sure where you're getting that impression. Infact, searching yuji vs denji gives me people complaining the match can't be done as yuji doesn't have sukuna or whatever.

          I don't want another asta vs deku which is what it feels like.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but i prefer more esoteric stuff.
            Then why are you looking at Makima vs Gojo as a good fight? Again, have you read either series? Their abilities don’t mesh, not even in an unorthodox vs slightly unorthodox way. They clash with each other in the worst way possible, at best it’d be Makima throwing her Devils and Hybrids at Gojo the entire time.
            The flaws of the MU are very blatant if you read either series.
            >Just a quick peek on YouTube and reddit show it's normies wanting that fight and not just "fujos"
            I never said it was just fujos, I said it was mostly fujos. That’s an incorrect statement though, I should’ve said that it was mostly non-readers who know next to nothing about CSM and JJK that want the fight.
            What does “it’s like Asta vs Deku” mean anyways? Cause they’re both shonen MC’s? Neither of those four characters fight similarly, except for maybe Yuji and Deku but that’s just cause Yuji is a plain bread character both in terms of his moveset and personality.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Why gojo vs makima
              Simply because it's more interesting than yuji vs denji. That is all. Not saying it's a bad matchup. I just want something different and is also likely to happen which is what co forgets a lot here.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just explained like three times why it’s effectively not interesting, unless you’re into mob battles, but even then it’d be mediocre one since Makima isn’t creative.
                >and is also likely to happen
                Before Yuji vs Denji? No. In general? Yes. I’m saying that the fight is dogshit (which it is), not that it’s never going to happen.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's their abilities that make the fight interested
                >Before yuji vs denji
                I mean, death battle does have a history of using side characters before main characters. Plus iirc both makima and gojo are dead. It doesn't make much sense to use either denji or yuji when their stories are ongoing.

                Plus, I've seen more push for it than yuji vs denji similar to Kyle vs Simon, but you can say that's astroturfing mods so idk.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What? Gojo is fighting Sukuna and Makima, or rather the control devil, was reincarnated as Nayuta. Neither of them are “dead”, they’re getting new feats just like Denji and Yuji are.
                >It's their abilities that make the fight interested
                I’m beginning to think that you don’t even know what those abilities are, since you were somehow entirely unaware of Gojo being in the middle of a big fight. Seems to me like you’re one of those astroturfers.
                Anyways, they already got rid of their whole “no using characters before their stories are done” rule, so the chances of them using the actual MC’s before “side characters” (which neither Goj or Maki are) are low.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Reincarnation
                Doesn't count. We're talking about makima here.
                >Astroturfing
                I just looked up if he was dead, and this is what Google gave me. I just prefer the fight because of makima's million lives thing and gojo 's expansion domain that goes beyond just kicking and fighting. That's all. Not sure why that would make me wanting to see that instead of yuji vs denji first would make it insincere which is what astroturfing means.

                But I imagine they'll do gojo vs urahara instead which is better. If it was up to just the research team, I think they'd do makima vs gojo but thankfully no.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >“Nuh uh, doesn’t count!”
                >Said the man referring to Google for his information on a series he hasn’t read
                Lol?
                Makima = Nayuta = The Control Devil. They’re the same character aside from personality and looks, which is a staple in CSM Devil/Hybrid reincarnation.
                Also, what do you think Makima’s lives and Gojo’s Domain allow them to do? If you think the answer is anything other than “punch and kick more” then I have some bad news for you. If you want something that goes beyond normal fighting then just ask for Makima vs Bubblegum and Kakashi vs Gojo, fights that allow both of those characters to actually utilize their full movesets beyond mere punchy punchy.

                It'd be funny to see the salt from gojo not fighting her. I think it'd be their version of magneto vs tetsu.

                Who actually wins between PB and makima?

                It’s a coin flip. They both have ways to instantly end the other, whether it’s through candy transmutation or control, but beyond that their armies and skills are basically even. Hybrids should be about equal to mostly anything in PB’s magic army, the Zombie Devil and Zombie serum allow both sides to have immortal fighters, the deciding factor is if PB can figure out to magic blast or trap Makima before Maki takes control of her with a chain.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. It is just common sense. A reincarnation should count as a different character for a death battle. Plus, if she has a different personality then it's not really the same makima from before.
                >Princess bubblegum vs makima
                Okay, you got a point. But what are the chances of that happening? From what I know, the research team doesn't like it except for Ben and Chad. Maybe it'll happen though. We have just have to wait.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >From what I know, the research team doesn't like it except for Ben and Chad.
                Wait, Ben and Chad like it? Since when?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Idk it's been a while ago. But there you go, that is your best shot at it happening.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I've only seen backlash towards makima vs princess bubblegum
        Really? Why? The connections are there, so much so an Adventure Time storyboarder drew PB as Makima and said he saw the similarities. It might be an interesting fight. Normies would probably be intrigued.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its a dumb fight but I can imagine the shock if PB wins via Candy Elemental hax neutralizing Makima without killing and/or "getting eaten" after being candified

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It probably would get people talking if a toon that's usually seen as a damsel in distress fought and beat an extremely popular anime flavor of the month.

            The backlash is because of pb being either "misconstrued" or "not really a fighter".

            There's a big disconnect between this place and the rest of the internet on what matches should be done, but that's fine.

            Personally,I think gojo would be more interesting if he fought against pic related or maybe even just kakashi again.

            There's a bunch of characters they've used who aren't really "fighters" like Spongebob, Koolaid Man, Smokey, and McGruff. Chad loves the idea of using characters not seen as combatants and shocking people. I don't know why people don't understand that. Yeah, I'd like to see Gojo fight Urahara or Kakashi instead. Maybe Gyro if they feel frisky.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is princess bubblegum makima's best match?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                In a strange way, she might be for a bunch of really disjointed reasons. The similarities are apparent enough that even Ian JQ said he could see them. Her gadgets kind of make an interesting contrast to Makima's normal fighting style, and she has a possible powerup transformation in where she becomes a massive pink blob. There's some interesting fight animation avenues. Most notably, it's probably one of Makima's few matchups with real estate in the heads of normies other than Gojo purely because of that wave of art and comparisons that followed from Ian's drawing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It'd be funny to see the salt from gojo not fighting her. I think it'd be their version of magneto vs tetsu.

                Who actually wins between PB and makima?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would be apt payback for the snub of Magneto vs Accelerator. Makima wins without scaling, PB wins if they scale her in any way to Finn and Jake who they put at planet level for the podcast episode of them against Mordecai and Rigby. Somewhere in the middle, Deatb Battle would probably go for the verdict they think is clever and say "PB could actually mind control Makima if she went full candy elemental".

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The backlash is because of pb being either "misconstrued" or "not really a fighter".

          There's a big disconnect between this place and the rest of the internet on what matches should be done, but that's fine.

          Personally,I think gojo would be more interesting if he fought against pic related or maybe even just kakashi again.

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone request a Dormammu episode to Yates already. I don't care what his opponenbt might be even I just want this remixed

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Naruto also needs another episode just for his sick Baryon mode theme.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is g1 right when they say Dimitri is at least 1,000,000 x stronger than Guts?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is g1 right
      Idk you tell me

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is g1 right when they say Dimitri is at least 1,000,000 x stronger than Guts?

        No

        Scaling Dimitrit’s stats to Sothis’s flood is so dumb even the intellectuals at death battle will believe it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Thales one shots Byleth with all of Sothis power
          >CLAUDE can kill Thales and Claude is the weakest of the three House leaders by a considerable margin
          Just accept it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't Thales in one route die from a rock falling on him? Are we at the stage of continental falling rocks?

            ?t=96

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey Rocks Fall Everyone Dies is a valid way to kill a DnD party.
              Also Rhea can also die to randoms in the Ashe/Catherine paralouge. Are those randos missile level?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno, you tell me, are they missile level?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. They're not.
                It's called low end feats, just because Thales has one doesn't invalidate his high end ones

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No but it implies glass cannon status.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay let's remove Thales and replace it with Rhea who in CF ALSO coma'd Byleth. Now I already pointed out her low end but considering her tanking a missile is in 2 routes I don't think we can call her a glass canon, and again Claude can fight her and again Claude is the weakest House Leader.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes Attack Potency = Durability

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Based on what

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those missiles killed her, though. She didn't tank shit. All we have is Claude delivering the final blow after most of his arrows in cutscene plinked off her like a toothpick off a human and had to charge an attack after Shez did the heavy lifting. Claude can fight her the same way a child can shoot an adult that's engaged and exhausted after a bar brawl.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                When most of Thales' appearances implies he's a squishy mage, it does makes a lot of the times people kill him a bit less impressive. And the time Dimitri kills him he was fairly obviously exhausted after a full out battle, it's not like Dimitri in canon soloed the final map of Azure Gleam.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really want a D&D episode

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pray for Terrasque vs Godzilla or Bahamut vs FF Bahamut

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vecna vs Ainz became a wanted match of mine - yes I know Vecna doesn't even need to lift a hand to do shit, but they did Omniman vs Homelander

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Larloch the Shadow King is actually a much better matchup for him, power and connection wise

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vecna should probably fight Mannimarco. More even in terms of power, better in terms of themes.

                Larloch the Shadow King is actually a much better matchup for him, power and connection wise

                Larloch is also cool, but isn't he also a D&D character? Wouldn't Larloch vs Vecna be a same universe matchup, technically?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Larloch is also cool, but isn't he also a D&D character? Wouldn't Larloch vs Vecna be a same universe matchup, technically?
                I meant against Ainz. They have similar motivations (Larloch wants to be left alone and study magic, Ainz wants to be left alone and find his old guild) and rule over a city with strong monsters.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah, that's what you meant. Yeah, Larloch is probably more a more even fight for Ainz. I think someone in the past brought up some webcomic D&D character to fight Ainz. Xykon from Order of the Stick, I think. Either one is probably better than Vecna, who just effortlessly vaporizes Ainz.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Xykon is a fun one because they're definitely similar in power levels and also thematically linked, in being specifically D&D 3.5 era inspired media, but also enough opposites the banter would be entertaining

                double fun kinda because Ainz is the exact sort of person Xykon would absolutely loathe

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It would be pretty fun for Xykon to meet someone that relative to him is a goody two shoes lich that actually wants species equality, exactly the type of person Redcloak wanted.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also funny that Xykon is the sort of lich a lot of people expect Ainz to be

                and not only that but this would be very reminiscent of his battle with soul splice V
                except that unlike V, Ainz didn't even get to high level wizard by his own merits, he got everything through Isekai

              • 9 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Larloch the Shadow King is actually a much better matchup for him, power and connection wise

                Vecna should probably fight Mannimarco. More even in terms of power, better in terms of themes.
                [...]
                Larloch is also cool, but isn't he also a D&D character? Wouldn't Larloch vs Vecna be a same universe matchup, technically?

                >Larloch is also cool, but isn't he also a D&D character? Wouldn't Larloch vs Vecna be a same universe matchup, technically?
                I meant against Ainz. They have similar motivations (Larloch wants to be left alone and study magic, Ainz wants to be left alone and find his old guild) and rule over a city with strong monsters.

                Ah, that's what you meant. Yeah, Larloch is probably more a more even fight for Ainz. I think someone in the past brought up some webcomic D&D character to fight Ainz. Xykon from Order of the Stick, I think. Either one is probably better than Vecna, who just effortlessly vaporizes Ainz.

                Vecna works for Ainz because he's a GM pet going up against a PC pet.

                I will also accept Vecna vs Dark Schneider. DS is an old battle board favorite who's had an ass kicking long in the coming.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You don't see the appeal of Mannimarco vs Vecna, Kirkbride madness vs D&D insanity?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vecna should probably fight Mannimarco. More even in terms of power, better in terms of themes.
                [...]
                Larloch is also cool, but isn't he also a D&D character? Wouldn't Larloch vs Vecna be a same universe matchup, technically?

                Mannimarco would be the most entertaining one I think
                not sure we need another intentional stomp vs Ainz, as much as he deserves it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                DS is for Big E. that is the legacy MU

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Might as well give Guts the stats of the Sea God or Shiva

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You’re a dumbass

    You can scale Dimitri only to the yield of the javelins of light and nothing more as it’s kinetic of energy effecting a physical material

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie Luke Skywalker vs Paul Atreides
    Now that's kino

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      exactly how would you deal with the Paul's prescience?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's more of an arbitrary element.
        Even if he's allowed to know Luke's abilities and fighting style beforehand, he still needs to fight him. And if he's too much to handle, prescience would just be foretelling his death before the fight even started.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's the thing though, Paul's prescience is immense
          as in, when he got blinded he could still see everything happening around him through sheer prescience with 100% accuracy

          the issue with putting anyone up against Paul is that, unless he had foreseen either he would win the battle or else him losing the battle would further his goals more than him remaining alive the battle would never happen in the first place

          if he actively chooses to lock himself into a future his prescience basically has no limits, in effect even if Luke won 999 out of 1000 fights against Paul, the fight that happened would still be that 1 in 1000 fight where Paul could win

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fine by me, as long as we get that Luke vs Paul KINO.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sneak peek shows Guts outstatting but Dimitri having much more varied arsenal. I actually think they will have Guts win due to the amount of bullshit they’re giving Dimitri. Do you think they’ll really swank fire emblem at Guts’s expense? They don’t even include the berserk game in their research but give Dimitri everything except gachashit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, given their recent episodes it'd probably go like this
      >Dimitri scales to Sothis
      >Guts scales to the Sea God
      >Somehow even in power
      >Depends on skills and Guts wins because he faced tougher opponents time and time again

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you for being right

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to thumbnail anon?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He died.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was vore day, and guess what i ate UwU

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't blame anyone who doesn't want Yuji because he's such a non presence in his own manga. We're in the final arc and he still doesn't even have a technique.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      b-b-but muh Black Flash
      But don't worry! Yuji's a damn genius! He'll come up with Double Blacl Flash!

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    when will they finally do this one?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It just turns into a MUGEN match with fancy animation

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The next matchup is El Specialista vs Speedy.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So regarding Espada vs Akatsui vs 7 war lords. Using their G1 blogs as reference...

    Stats:

    Akatsuki: Itachi is likely the strongest, second only to Nagato. Using G1 Obito's prediction. Itachi should be around continent level via blocking Sasukes Kirin with his Susano.

    Espada: I dont know. But maybe they scale to Kenpachi. Who got cut a meteor, the feat was around multi continent level.

    7WL: One Piece isn't exactly high in stats. Its likely that none of the war lords are around Luffy level. Luffy is around continent level, but its kind of a generous wank. I see them getting the Zoro meteor splitting feat (Country level?)

    Hax:

    Akatsuki: Nagato and Itachi do have some Op hax. And with their soul stealing attacks they should be able to frick up any of the members of the 7WL. Against espada? It could be harder.

    Espada: Gotta be fair. I dont remember exactly what espada had. But if I dont if any of them having anything too Op.

    7WL: Law's got some hax. Crocodile can likely kill with one touch the majority of the Akaktsuki members minus Sasori. But I dont know if their powers can affect Bleach caracters.

    Im sorry, its pretty clear cut. 7WL got Buggy. So that makes any stat/hax advantage that the other teams got completely meaningless. The Shichibukai got this.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn't Obito be the strongest?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The one using the rinnegan would be Nagato.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Characters at their best though

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you're using the Akatsuki, the only way to give the eye to Obito would by letting him steal it from Nagato somehow.

            Also of course the akatsuki would rape they have the gedo mazo. Just poofing that shit on the field would allow them to use the soul dragon.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              And another weapon the akatsuki has.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wtf!? But vsbattles told me the espada would stomp!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bleach characters are a bit to the glass canon side...
                I'm not even sure if Yamamoto would win against WB.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You could arguably say the same from most characters pitted.

                Unless the power or nature actually involves additonal resilience and indestructibility, most of the characters could be easily killed by pretty conventional methods.

                Not to mention even the ones with resistances quite often have specific resistances rather than something generalized.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but you couldn't BShitting Kenpachi winning against the Battle Beast if he somehow grabbed him by the neck and pulled him to the outer space. Which he can easily do.

                DB has done this to Broly only because of his anime feats.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but that's the thing, most defenses for a lot of characters are usually either dodging and reflexes or actively making something something energy shields or even harsh armor/shield.

                This means a lot of the results if not most of them could be overturn with a basic "first blood" situation.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's no reason they can't (or shouldn't) just have both Pain and Obito have rinnegans if they want them at the best. It isn't this is a real battle anyway

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                At their best it would be So6P Obito and Edo Tensei Akatsuki.

                Oh and I also remembered, there's no way to give the Rinnegan to Obito, you tard. That would activate his shadow tag and revive Madara.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obito is featured? The this wasn't worth debating.
        Espada and 7WL are fricked.

        Ill be Frank I didn't read the thread until today, so theres that. But yeah Akatsuki got this.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >is featured
          He's in the trailer they made for the announcement

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            What the frick are all those Espada transformations? From a videogame?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              yes, Bleach Brave Souls gave all the Espada a new transformation

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not canon though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't Barragan auto-kill people who don't have resistance to his hax?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It isn’t automatic since soi-fon survived

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It has to touch them.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dunno what those new transformations do. The Espada probably wins with that.

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick are the Schichubukai even supposed to do in this match? Barragan has a planet leve lfeat in BBS, the FRICK is even anyone not named So6P Obito even going to do?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The other teams buy into Buggy's kayfabe and surrender

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't Shichibukai generally faster on average if buy into lightspeed One Piece stuff?
      I can see all the hax being overwhelming especially with Law bullshit
      How many men do you think Boa Hanwiener could petrify?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tag out out of this debate. No one's winning against BBS autism.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What are the Schichubukai even supposed to do?
      Have Buggy and auto win. Alternatively, Boa just petrifies him, Moria yanks his shadow, or Kuma lightly taps him and either rings him out or gets funky with the paw paw fruit since it can also repel stuff like pain and injury. Dont underestimate fruit power utility because they can be busted

      Honestly, Kuma would be a huge asset on the field for his abikity to auto heal his team and take any damage they suffered to potentially use against enemies

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dare you to look how busted those Espada Ressurections from BBS are.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          All I found were some special attacks and they just seem like raw power boosts. Am I missing something?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That feat where Barragan casually destroys the moon doesn't count?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              His special just looks like he stomps/smashes the ground and causes a local eruption quake to me. What moon?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What moon?
                I told you to look it up. Go to youtube.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              His special just looks like he stomps/smashes the ground and causes a local eruption quake to me. What moon?

              Sorry that was Yammy. Barragan's was splintering the HM moon and causing a local quake. He is probably the most dangerous but can get screwed by Law or Kuma repel

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If all characters there scale to planet level (doing that to the moon is a planet level feat), no one is beating those mfs. No hax or speed. They get touched by those AoE attacks and die.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No that'd be moon level and the espadas arent equal. Barragan specifically was the original head honcho of Hueco Mundo. In practice though the attack is just a quake / explosion.

                He could feasibly be haxed out by Kuma sending him on vacation or one of the other fruit hax. Kuma's fruit in general is a real wildcard. I dont see Boa's fruit working on him though

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It probably doesn't stop at moon level even but sorry to tell you that moon feat would wipe both the Schichibukai and the Akatsuki in one go. It's just impossible to fight that.
                Ulquiorra's power is also the power to erase everything, that's another one they can't circumvent.
                Bleach is going to take this with a stomp.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Green Lantern is so powerful he's caused permanent mental damage to people in the real world.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So did Spyro the Dragon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      his movie caused several financial losses too, incredible

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, HEAT was pretty abd

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People hate him because he's forgettable

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how strong is the strong force?
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strong_interaction

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      STRONG

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes but how strong? are we talking Jiren level? DC herald level? WWE level? Gorillionversal level? Toonforce level?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's a difficult question. how does one "fight" with the strong force? it's not as inherently obvious as electromagnetism or gravity whereby you could throw metal at someone or increase the gravity around em. i guess you could disrupt the atomic nuclei of your enemy's atomic makeup releasing nuclear energy. but that doesn't mean it's a "nuke level" attack, you'd be violently turning the building blocks that enable their physical existence into nuclear explosions. maybe you could control particles and turn them into a force field?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i guess you could disrupt the atomic nuclei of your enemy's atomic makeup releasing nuclear energy.
            man i wish we had a character who could do that in a death battle, it would make for a sick fatality

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Strong_Force_Manipulation#Known_Users

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Strong_Force_Manipulation#Known_Users
            >Known Users
            >Edward Elric
            uhhhh aangbros? we are fricking dead???

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              manipulating a force does not mean being in full control over it

              for example, someone who's superpower is making light refract into rainbow colors technically has electromagnetism powers
              doesn't mean they're Magneto

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Duck Dodgers, Porky Pig and Marvin The Martian do have "Toon Force" strong enough to survive the destruction of planet X.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's a difficult question. how does one "fight" with the strong force? it's not as inherently obvious as electromagnetism or gravity whereby you could throw metal at someone or increase the gravity around em. i guess you could disrupt the atomic nuclei of your enemy's atomic makeup releasing nuclear energy. but that doesn't mean it's a "nuke level" attack, you'd be violently turning the building blocks that enable their physical existence into nuclear explosions. maybe you could control particles and turn them into a force field?

          >you'd be violently turning the building blocks that enable their physical existence into nuclear explosions

          >https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Strong_Force_Manipulation#Known_Users
          >Known Users
          >Edward Elric
          uhhhh aangbros? we are fricking dead???

          https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Strong_Force_Manipulation#Known_Users

          >implying FMA is infinite universe level
          based

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's completely based on how much power the writer allows the character to have, just like gravity or electromagnetic powers.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Writer level then
            >DC's cosmology exists on a page
            >Ultra Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog) controls strong force, granting him the ability to manipulate the structures of atoms...
            Wallybros... don't let them ring the bell when they fire swan...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no really how strong?
        is it galaxy level? multi-galaxy? observable universe?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does a heavy particle cannon even do?

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ngl all this vs shit is making me want to explore Cinemaphile more

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zola>The whole Dragon Ball universe.

    That's the facts.

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *flushes Dragon Ball on her toilet after a Taccos night*

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone seen Speedy? I want him to explain how they get Dimitri to 1 million times stronger than Guts

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's mindbroken since not even DCgays bought his ideas on why Raven would defeat the Phoenix Force itself and it was revealed that he's a sonicgay autist.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raven is stronger than Jean tho, Jean jobs all the time.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Raven? Old and busted. My new waifu is stronger.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So does Raven. Their entire argument is Jean can't permakill Raven, but the reverse is also true. Raven really can't permakill Jean either. So it winds up being a stalemate, if you want a deciding factor, it comes down to raw power, and Jean wins there by their own admission. Speedy gave his waifu the win and expected the community to back him, and they just said, yeah no, you're dumb.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's a sonicgay autist
        Nipshit or WesternChad? Or dare I say FleetwayGod? This is important.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is one of those Deviantart autists who created their own Sonic OC.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is next. /dbg/ beware.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jiren has 3 spots
      Jesus christ.

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how does Jiren scale to recent dragon ball meta? It'd be funny if he somehow squeezes a win against martian manhunter.

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw next match is a shill match for either Leatherface or alien

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the frick is this shit, Dead Rising 4?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The new Texas chainsaw massacre game

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Halloween match
      >In August
      What?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Summerween bro

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