Next fight is Guts (Berserk) vs Dimitri (Fire Emblem) on Aug 14th.
Sources to be used:
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/07/suggested-media-dimitri.html
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/07/suggested-media-guts.html
Speedy COWERS AND IS A FAT FRICK.
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>deathbatroony
Is he okay?
Career is likely over.
F
You think?
ouch. Right in my grass diver.
>Ouch
Huh? That's a regular injury on SA football.
Yeah. Guy with the afro is suspended for one match only.
Why was he suspended at all? He didn't do anything.
>deathbatroony
BWAHAHAHHAHAHA, noted.
SOVL
>Death Battle shouldn't use real life fi--ACK!
The people that consume this series do not have any social interactions.
90% of the audience are jobless clinically obese americans or even worse, chicanos.
Yeah we're on Cinemaphile but what does it have to do with not using IRL figures?
Speak for yourself, only american zoomers are moronic enough to consume these series
>according to our calculations, Marcelo's attack should be equal to 24 teratons of TNT
Folks it's.... getting addictive to watch while feeling disgusted at the same time.
how's his leg? because I've legit seen injuries of these sort and the guy nearly lost his leg.
I once had something similar happen. It was some Charlie Brown level shit where a soccer ball slightly rolled away from me as I was going to kick it, causing me to skip and fall flat on my back. Shit hurt
That's nowhere near similar to that, you're probably just a fat frick my friend.
WHOA
moon knight vs azrael huh? who would win?
With Speedy? Azrael stomps.
because of dc bias or something said in discord/podcasts?
Mes nuevos heros.
>Gut’s sword bounces off Dimitri in the preview
>Scaling Dimitri to planet level Sothis by tertiary scaling
It’s over. Look at their summary. Guys he can’t even hurt Dimitri
http://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2023/08/death-battle-predictions-guts-vs-dimitri.html?m=1
>Guys he can’t even hurt Dimitri
Does this look like the face of someone who wasn't hurt?
He will spam heals on himself
That bonk on his head is the signal. They're plan is to force Miura to roll on his grave so hard that he starts creating clean renewable energy in japan.
The post got taken down so I can't verify myself, but are you sure he wasn't just hit by a blunt part of the sword?
It's the flat of the blade.
Yeah that's what I meant.
Griffith.
Yeah, at the start of the fight though the dragonslayer just kinda bounces off Dimitri's shoulder though.
You still have the streamable link for the preview anon?
It might still be available here.
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/15luxcz/preview_for_guts_vs_dimitri/
>Animations for blocked/missed attacks against Guts
>Probably going to proc insta-kill against Guts with more rpg shit
Damn they’re going all out in killing him huh
Guts is paying his sins due to the insane win he got against Nightmare, isn't it?
guts is dying
dimitri is going to run him through
as he gets shanked one last time, guts sees the ghost of nightmare behind dimitri, laughing
>Swank sold yer ass out!
>Guts actually wins thanks to nonsensical scaling
If Guts does win, I think it'll be the first time a series goes 2-0 because of the same character. Samus doesn't really count.
would Kiryu count under technicality
Ironman did that though.
I mean that the SERIES would only have two episodes where the same character won both. There were a couple of Marvel episodes before Tony got his first.
superman series
The Leonardo series won two episodes back-to-back long before the first Superman episode.
>kneeled to the Power Jobbers
It had too so that the Jason Lee Scott series could get a win.
I'll take it.
Sure. He's multiversal or some shit because of the Roar. Yeah. Whatever. After the horeshit they pulled in CU vs DB, is that really a stretch too far?
hopefully.
Here's the fight preview.
https://www.reddit.com/r/deathbattle/comments/15luxcz/preview_for_guts_vs_dimitri/
Guts wonned.
>vader has the advantage in the preview
>loses
>guts has the advantage in the preview
>
Gentlemen, we've got him.
The animation team is so weirdly inconsistent. The opening of them talking is animated like 5 year old me posing action figures but then the fight itself looks pretty good. Genuinely wish I could be a fly on the wall and see how these are made I need to know how that happens.
I do like the reference to the fight Guts and Griffith had post timeskip with the lone tree and the snow.
Doesn’t it make sense that you’d put less effort into the speaking portion of the fight than the actual fight? I assume it’s just DA or whoever’s animating at the time focusing more on the battle itself.
This already looks much more promising than Dragonborn vs Chosen Undead. What happened?
Depending on if Devil animated the fight, it’s probably the fact that he used Blender.
Chad made sure that even if his husbando lost, he would still get a better episode than Swank's self-insert.
>The throwing knife stabs him
>But the sword directly to his face doesn't break his skin
Huh?
It's the flat of the blade.
That still should have made him bleed.
It's like that one Superman movie where the bullets bounce off of him but he has to dodge the gun when the criminal throws it at him.
Batman's got a Batnet, doesn't he?
Don't care! Zola solos!
Zola>Toriyama! She's above creation.
Zola jobs to penises
>above creation.
Vague and means nothing, outerbuzzword is more coherent and defined
Cope. Your shitty purple cat lost.
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE
Made for BBC
Silly anon, those characters aren’t Guts!
the latter two are males anon
You think he doesn't know?
Big Byleth Chest?
I wish they'd do alts for the characters post timeskip instead of just academy era.
Do you think they'll use female or male Byleth if they get on. I would imagine female for Corrin but male for Robin.
Female if Byleth loses the fight, male if they win.
I was just think about how Smash Bracket is going to handle that. Male Robin already fought Rosalina, whereas Byleth and Corrin have yet to fight their respective opponents. I just realized that all of their opponents are women.
Dunno why but I think the people that consume deathbattle are the type that spends half the day discussing like autists over this and the other half jerking off to coom shit (they go back to arguing after cumming two drops of cum every two minutes, even in a porn site)
saw your post a bit late
But D&D even without munchkinning absolutely is not Street Level at higher levels
https://dnd.arkalseif.info/spells/book-of-vile-darkness--37/apocalypse-from-the-sky--131/index.html
this is a non-munchkin'd spell for example that at minimum deals 5x as much damage as direct contact with lava in a 170 mile radius to everything in that radius
now this isn't "that" powerful all things considered, but it's also not at all street level
still gets BTFO by exaltedkino
I'm not saying the spell is "good" mind you
it's actually not at all a good spell, but it's definite proof of not being street level
but against an exalted character, just spamming feeblemind at them from an undetectable demiplane is something that is going to work eventually
>he thinks exalted Andy won't punch his way into the plane
undetectable, as in he doesn't know where it is
even if feeblemind only works on a nat 1 from him, statistics is a b***h
and failing that there's always irresistible dance, which forces Andy into doing nothing but dancing
exalted Andy has WILLPOWER, he'll dance his way in and breakdance the w(h)izzard's head off
irresistible dance doesn't allow a save but nice try
he didn't resist the dance
he weaponized it
also nlf
Who should he fight?
Spazkid
Superboy-Prime
Battle of Zeal
George R^2 Martin
EDP445, seththeprogrammer, or Narcissa Wright
>Narcissa Wright
give me the lore? I thought they were just a washed up speedrunner
Linkara aka The Lightbringer
Tails Gets Trolled or Tamers12345.
Andrew Dobson
Keffals??
the results might be wanked to hell but at least the fight animation looks promising.
G1 everybody
So basically Dimitri can basically swing his sword so fast that the kinetic energy will ignite the air and scorch a large chunk of the planet's surface? Can't wait to see this animated.
Yes apparently
what if this actually happened though, like what if Guts v Dimitri ended up being this largescale battle where both are destroying entire countries with each swing and the earth is left looking like a hellscape at the end
LOL
Nightmare has scaling like this too. And yet he lost to Guts.
We got this, Gutsbros. If we could beat Nightmare then we can also beat Dimitri.
Unironically true
Both FE and Soul Calibur have wanked but strangely accepted high end scaling
Do you think they’d give dimitri rpg mechanics, heroes, and magic shit if guts lost?
Soup Calibur actually has shit in its lore that supports main characters being country level though.
Yes it is more legitimate than FE wank. Only problem with soul calibur shit is that all the characters get out at continent level because of game mechanics
>beats Luffy and every Naruto character
Based
stalemated by Jinbe and Kisame
Do they have their toes exposed? If so they lose.
>”T-that spear! It feels just like…just like…!”
>"Gambino sold yer ass out boy!"
>it echoed in his head, before we cut to a flashback of Guts getting mating pressed as a child
>SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP
>THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP
>FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP
>The brown shaft tightly shuts the young boy's rectum hole in rapid succession, when resurfaces it can be seen subtly oozing it with a white oily semen
>We see Guts buried and suffocated underneath the chizzling breasts and sweaty muscles of Donovan who roars out a cackle in joy, revealing his crooked teeth as we cut to a squashing and stretching costum sprite of his bare naked ass being reeled back, revealing him towering over the weak guts with a succulent BBC, as he pulls out the head exterior of his shaft, covered by thick semen as it prolapsed Guts' anus, before returning to another earth shattering thrust
>(it is animated in 2D with puppet like movements, utilizing hand drawn assets, down to the very last detail)
>"No.... That's a lie! Cascaaaaaa!!!!!"
>Guts hears as he stands still, staring off into nothingness and as his cries and screams of agony as a child increase in his head, he is presented a glimpse of Casca's demise during the eclipse
>Dimitri seizes this opportunity to thrust his spear directly through his opponent's skull, as Donovan did to Guts as a kid, and as Griffith hath done to his beloved comrade.
>KO!
>”In the end, even though Guts fights opponents stronger than him EVERY SINGLE DAY, he just couldn’t handle the speed, strength, girth, length, piercing power and impregna- I mean skills, of one of Fire Emblems strongest warriors.”
>"Well Wiz looks like the BLACKED Swordsman just couldn't SWING it"
>”The winner, is... Dimitri.”
>No “GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!” From Don
Terrible episode. 2/10.
Absolutely BASED, can't wait to see the Jiren vs MMH version
Death Battle has no SOVL to give us Jiren vs Martian Manhunter.
>MM wins because Superman fears him (racism)
Pretty funny ngl
>The manliest weeaboo character is a BLACKED cuck
>Literally takes Griffith's hellspawn child as his own
OH NO NO NO NO I THOUGHT WE WERE COOLER WEEA BROS...
>WAHHHHH NO MY HECKIN' BASED BLACKED SWORDSMAN HAS SHIN NEGAMI TENSEI SCALING HE HECKIN' SOLOS LEAVE MUH TOMBOY GF OUT OF THIS SHE IS HECKIN' CUTE THIS BOARD IS SO FRICKING DOOMED BRO I SWEAR TO GOD DEATH BATTLE IS BEING OVERRUN WITH BIASED TRANNIES WHO HATE PEAK FICTION BECAUSE THEY ARE AUTISTIC TRANNIES AND IM BASED AND CORRECT AND RIGHT AND THE WEST HAS FALLEN WAAAAAAH!!!!,
The people think Plastic Man wins, release the episode now and it won't draw that much salt.
slapstick beats Luffy too
DB gonna have their reputation tainted even further when they promote a gay harem vidya over one of the most testosterone fueled manga.
>But it is a stomp...
Then they should have made another fight.
If every deathbattle was decided by who's more badass and cool, which would have the biggest change?
IDGAF but mismatches to promote fujo harems is kind of moronic considering the audience
>NOOOO A STORY CAN'T PORTRAY RAPE THAT'S GAY
Go and wash your Dimitri body pillow, I knew you came on it earlier today
go back to sucking dicks on reddit
>glosses over the gay shota butt rape to make a nonsensical point about storytelling
Look mate, at some point you gotta realize that going “n-no! Getting booty blasted by another man as a kid is actually super deep and MANLY!!” Just comes off as cope to basically everyone else. I don’t even have an issue with Berserk, but why do the fans insist that the things Guts went through aren’t immensely homo?
It's not about some weird sexual nomenclature message because it was portrayed as a disgusting and perverse act of pederasty by Donovan, himself physically repulsive and brutish. Guts was emasculated at a young age and yet again as a young man
It's literally a fujo harem. A homoerotic fantasy for women and homosexuals. You're gay.
Only a homosexual like yourself would look at a boy getting raped by a man and fantasize about it.
But officer, I can’t be gay. I haven’t read Berserk in my life. But point to where I’m fantasizing about what happened to Guts. Pointing something out =/= thinking about it 24/7.
I never even implied that it was about that. In fact, nothing you said detracts from what I mentioned in my post.
I wouldn’t know. Never touched an FE before, but according to your friend, you’re the homosexual for thinking about the gay harem.
Oh I wasn't making an argument, I was just saying it wasn't some gay thing
I don’t think it’s a gay thing either, I’m just enjoying the pre-fight bantz.
Haggar vs Zangief
TMNT BR (Raph > Mikey > Don > Leo)
Zitz vs Leo
Yoshi vs Riptor
Bomberman vs Dig Dug
Shadow vs Vegeta
Starscream vs Butch Horse
Master Chief vs Doomguy
Shao Khan vs M. Bison
Tails vs Luigi if you are a homosexual that is[spoiler]
Kanto BR (Venusaur > Blastoise > Charizard)
Batman vs Captain America
Shadow vs Mewtwo
Tracer vs Scout
Scoorge vs SK
Power Rangers vs Voltron
Sub-Zero vs Glacius
Metal Sonic vs Zero
Thor vs WW
Naruto vs Ichigo
Terry vs Miguel
Sephiroth vs Vergil
Carnage vs Lucy
Sonic vs Mario 2
Thanos vs Darkseid
Megaman BR
Hal vs Ben 10
Flash vs Sonic
Venom vs Crona
Yoda vs Mickey
Akuma vs Shao Khan
Madara vs Aizen
Raiden vs Tencent
John Wick vs James Bond
Rocket vs Stitch
Vader vs Obito
Gaara vs Toph
(And fair to assume Bill vs Chaos Horse and Alex vs Cole)[/spoiler]
What's the hierarchy for the Megaman BR?
X > Geo > Vol > Classic > EXE
Akuma vs Shao Khan was bullshit. Shao Khan would have gotten raging demon'd while taunting Akuma. It's like they got the most basic characterizations of them completely wrong.
>he's still seething
Shao has more souls than Alucard, Akuma can't even kill a jobber like Bison with his dollar store Penance Stare. Result was correct, fight was kino, Shit Fighter is still gay.
Raging demons scales to sins and shao khan would absolutely leave himself open to it by taunting as much as he does. And also Akuma was literally designed to be a final boss killer in a fighting video game. You can't make this shit up.
>Harems
>Gay
>Gay Shota butt rape and cucking
>Testosterone fueled
Uh…
You gotta understand, "highest test weebshit" is like saying "least suicidal troon"
You haven't played Azure Moon, shut the frick up. By the middle of it you just want to die for Dimitri, he's literally the biggest bro of the Nintendo catalogue
>You haven't played Azure Moon
Because I don't suck wiener
>By the middle of it you just want to die for Dimitri
You're a literal homosexual....why am I not surprised
Not my problem you can't understand such simple concepts as loyalty, friendship and determination
>I'm sucking wiener out to demonstrate my friendship and loyalty
You are kinda obsessed with sucking wieners, are you okay anon?
>Why are you upset with me sucking wiener?
/lgbt/ <---
Stop projecting bro, it's okay
Don't (You) me when you're licking your own cum off your Dimitri body pillow
You're kinda obsessed bro, are you alright? You only talk about wieners and semen. Think about something else, play Azure Moon and recruit best girl Marianne during it.
>Admits to eating his own cum
>Calls me a degenerate for pointing it out
You couldn't make this shit up....
shut the hell up
Okay, sorry
I knew the average reading comprehension on Cinemaphile was low, but not this low. Maybe take a break?
>Then they should have made another fight.
Like what?
If you asked 11 year old me, I would've said Samus vs Boba.
There was, but Streamable anon is kill and the reddit post that had it got deleted.
Lol what? How is Berserk "testosterone fueled"?
I don't know what you mean, doesn't this just bleed testosterone?
Really based fight. No way Dimitri can win, though, I love him but it's just not feasible.
no sneak peek today?
the best way for rape victims to be portrayed as manly is if they
A. Enjoyed it.
B. Retcon it through time travel
C. Cuck back their raper
So... I'm not big on Death Battle, but when are we getting the full video? I love both Berserk and Three Houses, but the shitposting on my end toward some friends is going to be GLORIOUS if Dimitri wins (I don't think he'll be able to make it, sadly)
It's on monday, unless Streamable anon goes back on posting it early.
Thanks anon
Who should win? I’m a huge berserk fan and played most FE games but not Three houses. Isn’t three houses like the lowest power level?
No, game literally has a guy summoning magical nukes
The thing is, FE always have kind of a big ludonarrative dissonance. So almost anyone who has played Three Houses is going to say Guts should win, but when you match what Dimitri can do in game Vs what Guts does in the manga... Still kinda convinced on Guts winning... But if they took a maximized Dimitri... And I think they're going for a kind of moronic power scaling... But Guts is just way more popular... I'm still thinking Guts will win.
THE STRONGEST DRAGON
Please don't being Melusine to this place, she doesn't even have any match ups
What the hell is this thing even?
Melusine from Fate Grand/Order, I would advise you not to continue talking with any fate posters like that in these threads.
It looks like a e-girl with a fatass so i'll heed that
WHO WINS
Guy who always beats people stronger than him
Or a stronger guy who always beats people weaker than him?
stalemate, frick you
Wait I’m hearing G1 and probably death battle scales Dimitri to the flood? Why ??? Guts stomps but if they give Dimitri continent level attacks he is toast
here's how the scaling works
>Sothis creates flood
>Sothis fuses with Blyeth
>Fused Byleth would have a extreme diff fight with Dimitri
>Dimitri gets scaled to sothis based off of that
Given robin scales lower and he’s already planetary I don’t see the problem here
Why should you scale peak sothis’s spell AP to her defense and by extension Dimitri’s AP?
Ahh shit I just realized that's the same argument that Death Battle did for scaling Star's potential spells to her durability.
Uhhh Supermanbros?
Esencia kino
Sneak Peek
https://www.reddit.com/r/fireemblem/comments/15lwdex/guts_vs_dimitri_sneek_peak/
Why is deathbattle so popular on reddit while here it's just the same autists arguing st each other week in, week out?
I think reddit can have bots?
Partially because arguing about DB on Reddit where the moderation is more sensitive and strict means is way easier to be banned whereas here (for better or for worse considering many TMI's I got) tends to be way more laid-back and as such people are totally unfiltered here about either disdain of specific matchups, disdain for episodes or even just disdain for the whole show.
They're both the same really
Guts smacking Dimitri with the flat of his sword with that clang noise being a reference to Berserk 2016 is hilarious
Let's get some music going
Best song coming through
New Therewolf track. (Cyrus [Pokémon] vs Pucci [Jojo's Bizarre Adventure])
Yes, Yates made a Cyrus vs Pucci track as well. Two people were willing to commission a track for this matchup.
>all of these pokemon commissions
Why are furries so rich? Even those fursuits they wear at conventions and shit have to be somewhat expensive
Sometimes they aren't, if a furry doesn't have access to boomer money, they will work their asses off to afford expensive commissions and fursuits.
I suspect that one furry that got into NASA only did so to have more money for furry shit.
>I suspect that one furry that got into NASA only did so to have more money for furry shit.
There was who did it.He was a futa gay
NSFW commissions + Disabled Annuity
Furries wouldn't commission trainer battles. Then again, this trainer IS from the dogfricker region...
>Therewolf is back
Finally.
>Pucci and not Lucci
Sigh.
Not a terrible fight, I still like Reverse Flash vs Pucci more though.
Do people really have no better ideas for Jojo fights than god power wank? It's this and Giorno vs Joker that I've seen.
Kira vs Adachi
Valentine vs Armstrong
Kars vs Mereum
>Valentine vs Armstrong
Garbage matchup, Armstrong should fight Saxton Hale
Frick even Agent Venom is better and the only people who care for that guy are zoomers who think Ultimate Spiderman was a good show, its on the same level as putting him against Mecha Hitler or "Le critique of capitalism" from persona 5
I actually agree with you. I think Valentine has way better as well. I only mentioned it because the team apparently likes it
>team likes shit
No way!
Yeah the MU is popular but for the wrong reasons, it really just comes from memes about how wacky a scenario between the two would be
Unironically would rather have them sack Armstrong to capeshit nobodies like General Eilling or Red Hulk, because the best Armstrong fights are the ones where the opponent can match him physically, you could not animate D4C blocking a hit from that man and expect me to take it seriously
But knowing swank and the mismatches they make a lot and how much the staff hates MGR its pretty much inevitable for them to degrade a vidya classic like that, frick id say its more disrespectful to metal gear as a whole considering that would mean that almost every metal gear character we got is from/influenced by MGR
Give me Liquid, Give me Solidus, give me Big Boss, frick give me Psycho Mantis even
Just let MGR representation rest already, especially considering DB in its current state
Who will be the anti power rangers? As in win 3 and a row and have their streak finale broken? I’m betting on Godzilla. Since Ghidorah vs Deathwing is apparently of great interest to them and Ghidorah shitstomped on the cast it seems likely he will win. But Mothra and Rodan’s matches will probably have them lose, unless they curveball us and give us rodan vs gyaos or Iris vs destroyah as unlikely as they are.
Yeah, Godzilla seems like the best answer.
No
Provide the alternative or explain what’s wrong with my reasoning then please.
Destroyah is the single biggest fraud in VS history.
>Hyped up as Godzilla's toughest opponent
>Relies primarily on sneak attacks or other dirty tricks of that nature, Godzilla tanks his beams, and completely punks the fricker the moment he starts actually fighting back in close quarters
>Goes out to freeze rays like a b***h
>Couldn’t even fricking kill Anguirus
>Literally died offscreen to Godzilla Earth, not even mentioned by name
There are literally almost 20 other characters who were more threatening to Godzilla than he was.
He’s still raping “gets gaped by Gamera” iris
I'm pretty sure Destroyah gets eviscerated by literally any monster that can fight in close quarters.
He was taking red spiral rays like a champ
>Gets part of his face blown off and his chest blown right the frick open with merely two shots per-injury
>Taking like a champ
This is some fricking Mandela effect with his power.
yeah this is true, he was only getting super fricked up when Godzilla was using the infinite spiral heat ray which increases infinitely in strength after each use
I'm pretty sure Godzilla literally tore his chest clean open with a single basic Red Spiral ray. The literal only reason he lasted at all was his ability to split apart and recombine.
Destoroyah overpowered Godzilla physically, threw him, flew around with his tens of thousands of tons and more. Godzilla blew his chest open and had him vomiting blood with several of his giga charged atomic breaths, and then tore into him physically. The fact that it took more than one says a lot considering the absolute state of Godzilla at the time.
What? First off, it wasn't no subcutaneous wound. Second off, areas wider than the tip of Destoroyah's horn were blown open. What it means is Destoroyah's blade is incredible
I'm pretty sure Spacegodzilla took it better if only because he was at deaths door and it still took more than one to kill him
Nobody took it like Destoroyah because nobody else took it from burning Godzilla. On top of that, Spacegodzilla was destroyed by just as many red atomic breaths as Destoroyah took while only getting his chest blown open
How strong is a Red Spiral ray even?
Considerably stronger than his usual atomic breath of course. I don't think the movies ever gave us a specific "yield" or "wattage" or whatever and it's probably for the best. We know burning Godzilla's was stronger, perhaps being exponentially stronger
So a nothingburger, gotcha
you just had to go and ruin the mood by saying something rude
which one? you have the regular one which is stronger then the average spiral ray, you have the upgraded one which is stronger then the regular, you have the super one which is stronger then the upgraded one, and you have the about to die one which is stronger then the super one
This means nothing beyond ambiguous shit
it means it's strong, Gamera one-shotting strong
I’m pretty sure it’s not as strong as the Microwave Shell
Yeah it’s far stronger
Explain how
It just is
Fair enough
How often does Godzilla get cut open the way Destoroyah did? Godzilla can roughhouse with the best of them and bladed opponents have been known to pierce his skin but Destoroyah gouged so much of his hide it's crazy. He would probably chop Iris in half with one swing of his horn
Gigan splits him open regularly with glancing blows.
It's not the same thing. I addressed this in my post
Also, if your blade passes clean through a guy's torso and he at most gets a skin-deep cut, I think it means your blade sucks
Rodan vs Rathalos should be the route they take IMO. Make it the big Rathalos from the movie. A dogfight would be awesome to see.
Rodan is for Birdon
Marvel
It already happened with Marvel
Who’d break the streak exactly? If Sora beats Shulk then basically every other fight is a free win. Riku would/should beat MK, Xehanort decimates Palpatine, Terra easily handles Anakin and so on.
Kairi fighting someone maybe unless you follow wank logic with her fighting Xehanort
Kairi’s strong though. She was tanking Armoured Xehanorts’ meteors, can travel through time and even become Sora. She’s barely even jobber status, she just hasn’t done much until 3 and MoM
Roxxas will rape Roxas and wear him as a skin
Kairi fights Princess Elise the 3rd
Firstly, no one knows who Roxxas is so the fight is already unlikely. Secondly, Roxxas nearly died to a building floor sized explosion. Thirdly, who? You can’t keep pushing literal whos anon, it’s not healthy.
I'll push who I want and you'll suck my wiener willingly, secondary.
>Can’t stop thinking about sodomy
>Can’t stop thinking about homosexual fellatio
>Calls me a secondary for pointing something out that happened in an actual comic
You poor, poor man. Don’t worry, I’m sure that one day, someone will update Roxxas’ comicvine page to be more than 1/4th of a page long.
>nearly died to building floor sized explosion
Anon, it took a nuclear blast just to scar his face a little. Try to be less hysterical.
It’s been quite a while since I last read whatever comic featured Roxxy, but I do very much remember someone trying to kill him at some point, and then vaporizing a hole in the floor of a building he was in, which almost merked the guy.
The 3d models look like actual dogshit. What is going on over there?
They're not very good at lighting, which is what makes models look good. It's an unheralded part of animation, even if light sources are an integral part of most art education. They're too busy with references and surface level nerd humor.
This is the part where some v-tard goes "KINOOOOOOOO."
HOOOOOLLLLLYYYY FRICKING KINOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I CAN'T FRICKING WAIT FOR MY FRICKING SIGMA GIGACHAD HERO GATSU TO RAPE THAT FRICKING ANIME FEMBOY!!! LET'S FRICKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! GATSU MY FRICKING HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Destroyah > Godzilla >>>>> Gamera > Iris
I don’t get what’s confusing here
You're bringing this up for no reason even though this wasn't even called into question
I disagree considering this is basically just Heisei vs Heisei
Yeah, I should have made the gap between Godzilla and Gamera bigger
homie are you moronic destroyah is one of the biggest fricking jobbers in godzilla he only peaked with making goji his b***h once and ever then got his ass clapped in the same movie
He didn’t even do that. In a direct fight he basically got wrecked so hard he had to divide up
Ok fine we will do it your way
Godzilla > Destroyah >>>>> Gamera > Iris
Doesn’t help matters much
You keep bringing this up even when this wasn't even called into question.
Are you this insecure?
Reminder that Buu Saga characters were already universal, confirmed by Daizenshu.
Honestly, I've always hated Heisei Godzilla wank. Sure, his movies are good on a monster storytelling level, but almost every other incarnation is just generally a better fighter and have way more concrete feats.
But that's just me
>Heisei Godzilla
>good on a monster storytelling level
Only like Biollante and maybe vs. King Ghidorah if you can tolerate the insanity.
The Baki thread on Cinemaphile has been getting derailed by this matchup, who do you think would win?
You can probably finagle more gadget frickery and high-ends for Batman out of the longer span of comics, but Yujiro is a meme at a certain point. Then again, so is Batman.
Yujiro will do pic related to Batman if he lands a single hit to the jaw. Tranqs should work if they also work on the likes of Bane and Croc. Yujiro would probably dodge batarangs and I don't think tasers are an option. For a taser to be capable of subduing Yujiro you'd need well more than enough voltage and amperage to torch a regular person.
The irony is that Jack bounced back from that
He got knocked the frick out
Yujiro wins.
Yujiro rips Batmans cowl off along with his face
I think yujiro has a better matchup against literally anybody else than Batman that being said his best matchup is probably Saxton Hale
At this point, I sort of back Composite Sonic vs Composite Godzilla just to see the autism war
SMT scaling vs being up against a dude that doesn't resist possession
So G1 is doing Shichibukai vs Akatsuki vs Espada
Thoughts?
Espada probably win with ease
only Barragan is a threat. the rest get statstomped.
How's the team chemistry?
IIRC the Shichibukai don't really like each other for the most part and only a handful of members have actually teamed up
Akatsuki got good teamwork for the most part, it's usually just duos like Itachi and Kisame that work well together but they'll mostly work well together well. Except when Snake man tries to attack Itachi and gets wrecked in return, but everyone else should be fine
espada have never worked together and none of the shichibukai particularly get along. Jinbei and Crocodile hate each other infact.
speaking of are they using all the warlords or just the original 7? because if they include blackbeard and law then Shichibukai stomp
>are they using all the warlords or just the original 7
Trailer shows all of them
Blackbeard, Edward Weevil, Law, and even Buggy is in this
My brother in Christ Ulqiorra straight up said everyone his rank and above can't even use Resurrección in Las Noches or it could destroy it. That puts the act of transforming above at least half the Akatasuki and Alabasta arc Croc and Gekko Moria.
The same rule applies to Gran Rey Cero for all the Espada.
That being said Shichibukai win because of Kuma hax and Mihawk stats
>Ulqiorra straight up said everyone his rank and above can't even use Resurrección in Las Noches or it could destroy it.
that has about as much weight as sasori saying his puppets destroyed a whole country. if it were actually true than any one of the top 3 espada would have nuked fake karakura town with their resurreccion.
>Sees trailer
>They're using EVERY Shichibukai
BUGGY SWEEP
Sounds neat but I know these large scale fights are really dependent on a select few MVPs
Warlords would probably take it with hax
Same problem with the Akatsuki. The Shichibukai can't see them.
Unless they're scaling people being able to see Perona to being able to see Shinigamis. Which I guess that's what they're going to do... lol.
The Espada would take it if that demon dude could spam his huge explosions but he's slowly killing himself as he does so I doubt he can do that.
Bleach is too frail to be fighting with One Piece.
Jfc can we drop the whole 'Can't see them' shit? It's getting fricking obnoxious and at this point wouldn't surprise me if frickheads like you are the reason it's 0-2, because Death Battle doesn't want the series requested anymore since they need to come up with excuses for why the non Bleach character can see them.
Just have Bleach get raped by Shaman King then.
The only one who does that is Hao, everyone else in SK is like, Soul Society arc level.
Shaman King tops at multi continent (not counting Hao). Aizen is Planet level in the madara episode. So anything around Yoh's power level shouldn't be able to match Bleach high ends.
Yoh could fight Yusuke Urameshi however
>just nerf the verse so they can be defeated
The reason it can be bullshitted against Naruto is because Naruto and Madara actually had means to see the Bleach characters. Everything else would have a hard time.
It's not a nerf, it does not affect stats. All it does is making it harder for people to get good MUs because of it.
We can't get Kenpachi vs Battle Beast because of it.
Thank fricking God. Bleach doesn't deserve a 0-3.
BB would just grab the guy by his neck, and send him to outerspace where he would die.
Give Mayuri to Orochimaru. It's a fricking easy conversion and would let Bleach fans escape the humiliation of 0-3.
Wouldn't Whitebeard vs Yamamoto generate more hype?
That would work too and would give us a rock-paper-scissors dynamic between these three fanbases.
If the lotus fight isn't for Raven I think there's a good chance to be Mayuri vs Orochimaru though.
Pain can see them because of the Rinnergan
Sensor type ninjas could sense them too, this is why Oro vs Mayuri also works.
Most of the Akatsuki wouldn't be able to see them, though. They'd be sitting ducks.
>The Shichibukai can't see them.
Normal people in One Piece can see souls
No. It goes like this.
She shinigami in Bleach are invisible, hence you can't see them if you're not a shinigami yourself.
Some souls in One Piece are visible, meaning a normal person can see those souls in particular.
Therefore there has no scale to be done with people from One Piece being able to see Shinigami from Bleach, unless you can
1, confirm that the souls from One Piece are also supposed to be invisible (you can't do that)
2, show me that they've used some special technique like a magical eye to see said soul
Naruto was only allowed to see Ichigo because of his sensing abilities. Madara was only able to see Aizen because of his special rinnegan. And to me, they were just taking a piss with Jake Long, since he was going to lose, either way.
They are conceptually the same thing. The fact that humans from Bleach can't see them doesn't condition humans from One Piece in any way
If anything, Shichibukai can use haki, which is linked to spiritual energy
>And to me, they were just taking a piss with Jake Long, since he was going to lose, either way.
Ghosts have to turn on invisibility in Danny Phantom's setting
They are perfectly visible by default
Did they specify which era of Shichibukai or is it everyone who held the title at the point they held it?
All of them
Oh then Warlords absolutely stomp Law's Shambles and Body Swapping is fricking ridiculous. Hell Nnoitora would probably actually kill himself if he gets swapped into Harribel or Konan
Thoughts?
You need better thumbnails
Yeah I do.
I couldn't think of any other characters
Why
Deadpool sucks ass
Both have better matchups
Batman vs Moon Knight
Deadpool vs Gintoki
Please tell me Buffy is somehow not the weakest link in this kerfuffle
*Buggy
Would King Arthur vs Captain America work better as a DB or ERB?
What the frick is that matchup? The answer is neither
>filtered by kino
America vs Brits, sword vs shield. It's Unc Sam vs Cap Brit but better.
If guts wins i will make a kazoo version of awakened sacrifice with my own wonky pitched vocals
Alright boyos, if guts loses (he probably will) what will the like/dislike ratio be?
How much does it cost to request a song to Brandon?
Varies
I assume 40 USD, but vocals can get up to 900
It depends on a ton of factors
is wrong, base price was 300 last I checked and adding things like vocals and extra length is extra and it can add up to a lot.
I know because I’ve done it a few times
Holy shit
Imagine a NEET explaining their parents why they spent their college funds on a music track about an imaginary fight between characters from their favourite goyslop, it must be embarrassing af considering its not even guaranteed to be good/recognized and is probably gonna be forgotten about after a decade (which is a shame because i love these tracks)
You know i think I get it now, it must actually be stressful af having to do all this hard work to create something both you and your client are pleased with only to be treated as a low form of media
I understand the fear now
Eh, I have a well paying job and not a ton of financial obligations. I mostly used matchups that I thought the music would work the best. I don’t care all that much about recognition, I care that I get a track I enjoy and others can do so if they like it.
Parents? I would have to explain my credit card company spending this much on something. 🙁
because people are willing to pay that much
simple capitalism anon, if you could spend an hour making $10 or an hour making $1000 you will choose the latter
so let me get this straight. you people think THIS is unbeatable hand to hand?
Bro a chimp can tear a face off like it's a Scooby Doo Mask. It's basically you vs a Baki character
no a chimp fricking can't joe rogan. they're slightly stronger than humans and lighter than the average woman. you're a b***h if you can't body slam 50kg
There is a recorded case of a pet chimp actually doing this.
ripping chunks off an old lady's face. over the course of a brutal drug addled attack. regular humans rip their own faces off if they're high enough on the right drugs. not that a chimpanzee would go for anything even remotely like that because they're not slasher villains. they're stupid animals, when they fight they're way more likely to swing their arms down at you haphazardly. i can't believe the wank these bastards get it's insane. beating a peak human? even a gorilla isn't doing that
What are some low quality Matchups you expect them to do?
>Gojo vs Makima
>Juggernaut vs Knuckles
>Frieza vs Megatron
>Meta Knight vs Zero
>Peter vs Homer
>Jiren vs Atrocitus
>Yang vs Bakugo
>Master Chief vs Samus Aran
>Gohan vs Superboy
>Kratos vs Asura
Dude, outside of Peter vs Homer, no one cares about that one, all those MU would make these threads go nuts. lol
They would make them go nuts from boredom
Maybe except jiren it would be disappointing but at least /dbs/ posters could rest assured they have enough power to influence death battle
>Gojo VS Makima
Shit. People would b***h about it not being Denji VS Yuji
>Juggs/Cyttorak VS Archie Knuckles
Fun
>Frieza VS Megatron
I could see the threads interested in it due to some of the obscure broken forms Megatron has and the prospect of Frieza losing
>Meta Knight VS Zero
Shit. People here would b***h it wasnt MK VS Riku for the 3-0 title match
>Peter VS Homer
Shit. The fight happened in show. Besides, even ignoring that Peter turbo stomps given how much you can wank cutaway gags which he can weaponize
>Jiren VS Atrocitus
The MU is shit but the threads would go nuts solely because of Jiren. Jiren VS Martian Manhunter would get more hype though
>Yang VS Bakugo
Shit. People would b***h about RWBY and the matchup is lame
>Chief VS Samus
Shit. Samus turbo stomps and match is boring. Just watch Haloid
>Gohan VS Superboy
Its a Dragonball vs DC match. It will cause a commotion here
>Kratos VS Asura
Shit but it would cause a commotion here. Said commotion would just be people going on about how it is the fanfiction vs feats match along with some baiters though
>Just watch Haloid
It's funny that Haloid is part of the reason why people want that matchup, yet it wasn't even Master Chief in that video.
Red Hulk vs Atrocitus is Worse
>Plastic Man vs Luffy
In an attempt to create another Goku vs Superman/Hal vs Ben
>Wonder Woman vs Lore wank Kratos
To show what DC wank is beyond any vidya headcanon
>Martian Manhunter vs Piccolo
We all know this is a stomp match, they even said that MM is Superman+
>Sans vs Ness
The meme died long time ago but I suspect this is something they would do
>Frieza vs Mewtwo
I can't see any connection beyond the colors. But ngl seeing Frieza being mindraped would be funny.
>Naruto vs Luke Skywalker
To close the trilogy of Naruto vs Star Wars
>Goku vs Superman 3
The matchup is not a low quality one but everyone knows that this will end in the same as the 2 (Superman has no limits)
The hilarity of them actually feasibly doing Frieza vs Mewtwo when they made fun of that matchup in a video years ago.
They said that Raven would die in less than a attosecond against Jean Grey and now they had Raven killing the Phoenix Force itself. I will not be surprised if they do a 180 and make this MU since Pokemon and Dragon Ball bring views.
Be thankful they didn't decide to make Goku vs Superman related fights like they did with Spiderman vs Batman, Frieza vs Darkseid because muh evil would have been a Quicksilver vs Flash.
>Frieza vs Darkseid because muh evil would have been a Quicksilver vs Flash
Phoenix vs Raven should also have been a repeat of Quicksilver vs Flash and look how that ended. Not saying that it would happen, just that it happened in previous fight.
Damn, Frieza is so iconic and yet, most of his matchups are trash.
I just don't want more Dragon Ball vs Superhero with 60 years of source material and taking the big bang/50 supernovas to the face and living, I mean there's been some kino fights like Goku Black vs Reverse Flash but with Gohan and Frieza I just don't want them going up against a superhero even if they lose
His color scheme is iconic but he himself isn't iconic
He should just get raped by Megatron so we can get it done with, frick purple hair and frick all his libshit discord troony circlejerk
>We all know its a stomp match
Said the same about Raven VS Phoenix and look what happened. I could totally see em giving Jiren the win because nobody cares about MM which in turn would drum up their fanbase up into wanting GvS3 for views
Only because no one ever starts with the most simple approach.
Frieza might be capable of blunt force but concentrated energy even if weaker could easily cut him like the Kyeenzan.
Both Raven and Phoenix are still squishy humans with magic powers that could easily lose their teeth to a punch if anyone merely avoids their attacks and get close enough.
Someone small enough could potentially destroy Godzilla from the inside if they behave the same way a bacteria or a virus would do.
And Dan could probably easily beat up Mr. Satan if the plot device bag pack wasn't in the way.
>And Dan could probably easily beat up Mr. Satan if the plot device bag pack wasn't in the way.
I think it was GT? There's a scene where Mr Satan, despite being a joke in most of the show, is able to blitz a bunch of normal guys at once to protect Pan. I'm pretty sure he's supposed to be genuinely strong for a normal guy with no ki knowledge.
Meanwhile Dan is supposed to be an actual joke even the lesser Street Fighter characters don't respect.
Yeah, but is easy to think Satsui No Hadou could make even a wimp like him terribly dangerous.
I'm not even arguing the veredict per se, I'm just pointing out technically speaking to an extend that tripping was a bit of a plot convenience because if said bag pack wasn't there then is likely things wouldn't have been good for Mr. Satan.
Then again, that's the point, without narrative, feats are worthless.
Dan needs to be put up against Ryo Sakazaki, finally.
yup the entire joke is that he legit IS superhumanly skilled and strong, and in plenty other series he would be the champion of world martial arts
just not in dragonball
Man put his first through solid steel with a 1-inch punch and was capable of disarming and beating up 2 gunmen when they had their weapons trained at him
I legit wonder how Satan would fair in something like the Maxim Tournament or Kengan Annihilation Tournament
He actually would have been pretty great in OG Dragonball, his first appearance during the Cell Games he pulled 4 buses in, and then punched straight into one.
He would have definitely held his own in the old WMAs, just by strength alone, and he's actually a decently skilled fighter, he just can't hang with the laser blasting and flying crowd. Though I find it odd he had no idea that ki attacks were a thing, since he had to have seen Roshi, Tien, Piccolo, and Goku fight in the old ones before he started winning. I don't know exactly how well he'd do in a different setting, but he's really only a joke because he's the powerless guy surrounded by supermen.
>He had to have seen Goku, Roshi, etc in the old ones
Just smoke, mirrors, and special effects!
Before Mewtwo lost the move Psych Up I suggested he could just copy Frieza's insane stat boosts from his Ki and force him to waste it with Pressure. Not sure how the VS community accepts Pokemon moves that are not available anymore even though it was a natural level up move and pretty much every Mewtwo by then was past that level requirement.
in Mewtwo's previous battle they gave him psych-up and pokemon don't forget moves in anime or other media so he still has it
Maybe in the early anime but nowadays the anime sticks to the game's "can only know 4 moves at a time" limitation. Volt Tackle used to be Pikachu's signature move but he hadn't used it ever since he learned Electro Ball.
oh yeh, but I mean that in the anime moves don't stop existing
also even the anime keeps making an exception for legendary pokemon who are allowed to have more moves
Given that Dio had all his vampire powers and the world at the same time. I would say that it would be valid.
>Gojo vs makima
Probably this season or next season. A lot of normies are actually hyped for that matchup. I haven't seen anybody wanting yuji vs denji. I've only seen backlash towards makima vs princess bubblegum
Personally, I think it'd be interesting just because of makima's gimmick. Yuji vs denji feels very generic and just a repeat of deku vs asta. Give me the more interesting match instead.
>I haven't seen anybody wanting yuji vs denji.
Why lie? Makima “vs” Gojo is mainly mentioned in fujo circles, Denji vs Yuji is something that most people actually like and talk about.
>Yuji vs denji feels very generic and just a repeat of deku vs asta. Give me the more interesting match instead
Have you read either CSM or JJK? If you have then you’d realize how moronic this statement is since Makima and Gojo’s fighting styles don’t work together at all, whereas Yuji and Denji’s does.
>But muh unorthodox fights good!
There’s a difference between two unorthodox styles going at it, and a fighter going against a non fighter. The entire battle would just be Makima slinging goons at Gojo, since she only has ONE h2h showcasing. The only people who want this fight are non fans of either series.
>Fighting styles
I mean it could look cool, but i prefer more esoteric stuff.
>Mostly mentioned in Fujo circles
Just a quick peek on YouTube and reddit show it's normies wanting that fight and not just "fujos". Not sure where you're getting that impression. Infact, searching yuji vs denji gives me people complaining the match can't be done as yuji doesn't have sukuna or whatever.
I don't want another asta vs deku which is what it feels like.
>but i prefer more esoteric stuff.
Then why are you looking at Makima vs Gojo as a good fight? Again, have you read either series? Their abilities don’t mesh, not even in an unorthodox vs slightly unorthodox way. They clash with each other in the worst way possible, at best it’d be Makima throwing her Devils and Hybrids at Gojo the entire time.
The flaws of the MU are very blatant if you read either series.
>Just a quick peek on YouTube and reddit show it's normies wanting that fight and not just "fujos"
I never said it was just fujos, I said it was mostly fujos. That’s an incorrect statement though, I should’ve said that it was mostly non-readers who know next to nothing about CSM and JJK that want the fight.
What does “it’s like Asta vs Deku” mean anyways? Cause they’re both shonen MC’s? Neither of those four characters fight similarly, except for maybe Yuji and Deku but that’s just cause Yuji is a plain bread character both in terms of his moveset and personality.
>Why gojo vs makima
Simply because it's more interesting than yuji vs denji. That is all. Not saying it's a bad matchup. I just want something different and is also likely to happen which is what co forgets a lot here.
I just explained like three times why it’s effectively not interesting, unless you’re into mob battles, but even then it’d be mediocre one since Makima isn’t creative.
>and is also likely to happen
Before Yuji vs Denji? No. In general? Yes. I’m saying that the fight is dogshit (which it is), not that it’s never going to happen.
It's their abilities that make the fight interested
>Before yuji vs denji
I mean, death battle does have a history of using side characters before main characters. Plus iirc both makima and gojo are dead. It doesn't make much sense to use either denji or yuji when their stories are ongoing.
Plus, I've seen more push for it than yuji vs denji similar to Kyle vs Simon, but you can say that's astroturfing mods so idk.
What? Gojo is fighting Sukuna and Makima, or rather the control devil, was reincarnated as Nayuta. Neither of them are “dead”, they’re getting new feats just like Denji and Yuji are.
>It's their abilities that make the fight interested
I’m beginning to think that you don’t even know what those abilities are, since you were somehow entirely unaware of Gojo being in the middle of a big fight. Seems to me like you’re one of those astroturfers.
Anyways, they already got rid of their whole “no using characters before their stories are done” rule, so the chances of them using the actual MC’s before “side characters” (which neither Goj or Maki are) are low.
>Reincarnation
Doesn't count. We're talking about makima here.
>Astroturfing
I just looked up if he was dead, and this is what Google gave me. I just prefer the fight because of makima's million lives thing and gojo 's expansion domain that goes beyond just kicking and fighting. That's all. Not sure why that would make me wanting to see that instead of yuji vs denji first would make it insincere which is what astroturfing means.
But I imagine they'll do gojo vs urahara instead which is better. If it was up to just the research team, I think they'd do makima vs gojo but thankfully no.
>“Nuh uh, doesn’t count!”
>Said the man referring to Google for his information on a series he hasn’t read
Lol?
Makima = Nayuta = The Control Devil. They’re the same character aside from personality and looks, which is a staple in CSM Devil/Hybrid reincarnation.
Also, what do you think Makima’s lives and Gojo’s Domain allow them to do? If you think the answer is anything other than “punch and kick more” then I have some bad news for you. If you want something that goes beyond normal fighting then just ask for Makima vs Bubblegum and Kakashi vs Gojo, fights that allow both of those characters to actually utilize their full movesets beyond mere punchy punchy.
It’s a coin flip. They both have ways to instantly end the other, whether it’s through candy transmutation or control, but beyond that their armies and skills are basically even. Hybrids should be about equal to mostly anything in PB’s magic army, the Zombie Devil and Zombie serum allow both sides to have immortal fighters, the deciding factor is if PB can figure out to magic blast or trap Makima before Maki takes control of her with a chain.
Yes. It is just common sense. A reincarnation should count as a different character for a death battle. Plus, if she has a different personality then it's not really the same makima from before.
>Princess bubblegum vs makima
Okay, you got a point. But what are the chances of that happening? From what I know, the research team doesn't like it except for Ben and Chad. Maybe it'll happen though. We have just have to wait.
>From what I know, the research team doesn't like it except for Ben and Chad.
Wait, Ben and Chad like it? Since when?
Idk it's been a while ago. But there you go, that is your best shot at it happening.
>I've only seen backlash towards makima vs princess bubblegum
Really? Why? The connections are there, so much so an Adventure Time storyboarder drew PB as Makima and said he saw the similarities. It might be an interesting fight. Normies would probably be intrigued.
Its a dumb fight but I can imagine the shock if PB wins via Candy Elemental hax neutralizing Makima without killing and/or "getting eaten" after being candified
It probably would get people talking if a toon that's usually seen as a damsel in distress fought and beat an extremely popular anime flavor of the month.
There's a bunch of characters they've used who aren't really "fighters" like Spongebob, Koolaid Man, Smokey, and McGruff. Chad loves the idea of using characters not seen as combatants and shocking people. I don't know why people don't understand that. Yeah, I'd like to see Gojo fight Urahara or Kakashi instead. Maybe Gyro if they feel frisky.
Is princess bubblegum makima's best match?
In a strange way, she might be for a bunch of really disjointed reasons. The similarities are apparent enough that even Ian JQ said he could see them. Her gadgets kind of make an interesting contrast to Makima's normal fighting style, and she has a possible powerup transformation in where she becomes a massive pink blob. There's some interesting fight animation avenues. Most notably, it's probably one of Makima's few matchups with real estate in the heads of normies other than Gojo purely because of that wave of art and comparisons that followed from Ian's drawing.
It'd be funny to see the salt from gojo not fighting her. I think it'd be their version of magneto vs tetsu.
Who actually wins between PB and makima?
It would be apt payback for the snub of Magneto vs Accelerator. Makima wins without scaling, PB wins if they scale her in any way to Finn and Jake who they put at planet level for the podcast episode of them against Mordecai and Rigby. Somewhere in the middle, Deatb Battle would probably go for the verdict they think is clever and say "PB could actually mind control Makima if she went full candy elemental".
The backlash is because of pb being either "misconstrued" or "not really a fighter".
There's a big disconnect between this place and the rest of the internet on what matches should be done, but that's fine.
Personally,I think gojo would be more interesting if he fought against pic related or maybe even just kakashi again.
Someone request a Dormammu episode to Yates already. I don't care what his opponenbt might be even I just want this remixed
Naruto also needs another episode just for his sick Baryon mode theme.
Is g1 right when they say Dimitri is at least 1,000,000 x stronger than Guts?
>is g1 right
Idk you tell me
No
Scaling Dimitrit’s stats to Sothis’s flood is so dumb even the intellectuals at death battle will believe it.
>Thales one shots Byleth with all of Sothis power
>CLAUDE can kill Thales and Claude is the weakest of the three House leaders by a considerable margin
Just accept it.
Doesn't Thales in one route die from a rock falling on him? Are we at the stage of continental falling rocks?
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Hey Rocks Fall Everyone Dies is a valid way to kill a DnD party.
Also Rhea can also die to randoms in the Ashe/Catherine paralouge. Are those randos missile level?
I dunno, you tell me, are they missile level?
No. They're not.
It's called low end feats, just because Thales has one doesn't invalidate his high end ones
No but it implies glass cannon status.
Okay let's remove Thales and replace it with Rhea who in CF ALSO coma'd Byleth. Now I already pointed out her low end but considering her tanking a missile is in 2 routes I don't think we can call her a glass canon, and again Claude can fight her and again Claude is the weakest House Leader.
Yes Attack Potency = Durability
Based on what
Those missiles killed her, though. She didn't tank shit. All we have is Claude delivering the final blow after most of his arrows in cutscene plinked off her like a toothpick off a human and had to charge an attack after Shez did the heavy lifting. Claude can fight her the same way a child can shoot an adult that's engaged and exhausted after a bar brawl.
When most of Thales' appearances implies he's a squishy mage, it does makes a lot of the times people kill him a bit less impressive. And the time Dimitri kills him he was fairly obviously exhausted after a full out battle, it's not like Dimitri in canon soloed the final map of Azure Gleam.
I really want a D&D episode
Pray for Terrasque vs Godzilla or Bahamut vs FF Bahamut
Vecna vs Ainz became a wanted match of mine - yes I know Vecna doesn't even need to lift a hand to do shit, but they did Omniman vs Homelander
Larloch the Shadow King is actually a much better matchup for him, power and connection wise
Vecna should probably fight Mannimarco. More even in terms of power, better in terms of themes.
Larloch is also cool, but isn't he also a D&D character? Wouldn't Larloch vs Vecna be a same universe matchup, technically?
>Larloch is also cool, but isn't he also a D&D character? Wouldn't Larloch vs Vecna be a same universe matchup, technically?
I meant against Ainz. They have similar motivations (Larloch wants to be left alone and study magic, Ainz wants to be left alone and find his old guild) and rule over a city with strong monsters.
Ah, that's what you meant. Yeah, Larloch is probably more a more even fight for Ainz. I think someone in the past brought up some webcomic D&D character to fight Ainz. Xykon from Order of the Stick, I think. Either one is probably better than Vecna, who just effortlessly vaporizes Ainz.
Xykon is a fun one because they're definitely similar in power levels and also thematically linked, in being specifically D&D 3.5 era inspired media, but also enough opposites the banter would be entertaining
double fun kinda because Ainz is the exact sort of person Xykon would absolutely loathe
It would be pretty fun for Xykon to meet someone that relative to him is a goody two shoes lich that actually wants species equality, exactly the type of person Redcloak wanted.
Also funny that Xykon is the sort of lich a lot of people expect Ainz to be
and not only that but this would be very reminiscent of his battle with soul splice V
except that unlike V, Ainz didn't even get to high level wizard by his own merits, he got everything through Isekai
Vecna works for Ainz because he's a GM pet going up against a PC pet.
I will also accept Vecna vs Dark Schneider. DS is an old battle board favorite who's had an ass kicking long in the coming.
You don't see the appeal of Mannimarco vs Vecna, Kirkbride madness vs D&D insanity?
Mannimarco would be the most entertaining one I think
not sure we need another intentional stomp vs Ainz, as much as he deserves it
DS is for Big E. that is the legacy MU
No. Might as well give Guts the stats of the Sea God or Shiva
no
You’re a dumbass
You can scale Dimitri only to the yield of the javelins of light and nothing more as it’s kinetic of energy effecting a physical material
>Movie Luke Skywalker vs Paul Atreides
Now that's kino
exactly how would you deal with the Paul's prescience?
That's more of an arbitrary element.
Even if he's allowed to know Luke's abilities and fighting style beforehand, he still needs to fight him. And if he's too much to handle, prescience would just be foretelling his death before the fight even started.
that's the thing though, Paul's prescience is immense
as in, when he got blinded he could still see everything happening around him through sheer prescience with 100% accuracy
the issue with putting anyone up against Paul is that, unless he had foreseen either he would win the battle or else him losing the battle would further his goals more than him remaining alive the battle would never happen in the first place
if he actively chooses to lock himself into a future his prescience basically has no limits, in effect even if Luke won 999 out of 1000 fights against Paul, the fight that happened would still be that 1 in 1000 fight where Paul could win
Fine by me, as long as we get that Luke vs Paul KINO.
Sneak peek shows Guts outstatting but Dimitri having much more varied arsenal. I actually think they will have Guts win due to the amount of bullshit they’re giving Dimitri. Do you think they’ll really swank fire emblem at Guts’s expense? They don’t even include the berserk game in their research but give Dimitri everything except gachashit
Nah, given their recent episodes it'd probably go like this
>Dimitri scales to Sothis
>Guts scales to the Sea God
>Somehow even in power
>Depends on skills and Guts wins because he faced tougher opponents time and time again
Frick you for being right
What happened to thumbnail anon?
He died.
It was vore day, and guess what i ate UwU
I don't blame anyone who doesn't want Yuji because he's such a non presence in his own manga. We're in the final arc and he still doesn't even have a technique.
b-b-but muh Black Flash
But don't worry! Yuji's a damn genius! He'll come up with Double Blacl Flash!
when will they finally do this one?
>It just turns into a MUGEN match with fancy animation
The next matchup is El Specialista vs Speedy.
So regarding Espada vs Akatsui vs 7 war lords. Using their G1 blogs as reference...
Stats:
Akatsuki: Itachi is likely the strongest, second only to Nagato. Using G1 Obito's prediction. Itachi should be around continent level via blocking Sasukes Kirin with his Susano.
Espada: I dont know. But maybe they scale to Kenpachi. Who got cut a meteor, the feat was around multi continent level.
7WL: One Piece isn't exactly high in stats. Its likely that none of the war lords are around Luffy level. Luffy is around continent level, but its kind of a generous wank. I see them getting the Zoro meteor splitting feat (Country level?)
Hax:
Akatsuki: Nagato and Itachi do have some Op hax. And with their soul stealing attacks they should be able to frick up any of the members of the 7WL. Against espada? It could be harder.
Espada: Gotta be fair. I dont remember exactly what espada had. But if I dont if any of them having anything too Op.
7WL: Law's got some hax. Crocodile can likely kill with one touch the majority of the Akaktsuki members minus Sasori. But I dont know if their powers can affect Bleach caracters.
Im sorry, its pretty clear cut. 7WL got Buggy. So that makes any stat/hax advantage that the other teams got completely meaningless. The Shichibukai got this.
Why wouldn't Obito be the strongest?
The one using the rinnegan would be Nagato.
Characters at their best though
If you're using the Akatsuki, the only way to give the eye to Obito would by letting him steal it from Nagato somehow.
Also of course the akatsuki would rape they have the gedo mazo. Just poofing that shit on the field would allow them to use the soul dragon.
And another weapon the akatsuki has.
Wtf!? But vsbattles told me the espada would stomp!
Bleach characters are a bit to the glass canon side...
I'm not even sure if Yamamoto would win against WB.
You could arguably say the same from most characters pitted.
Unless the power or nature actually involves additonal resilience and indestructibility, most of the characters could be easily killed by pretty conventional methods.
Not to mention even the ones with resistances quite often have specific resistances rather than something generalized.
Yeah but you couldn't BShitting Kenpachi winning against the Battle Beast if he somehow grabbed him by the neck and pulled him to the outer space. Which he can easily do.
DB has done this to Broly only because of his anime feats.
Yeah but that's the thing, most defenses for a lot of characters are usually either dodging and reflexes or actively making something something energy shields or even harsh armor/shield.
This means a lot of the results if not most of them could be overturn with a basic "first blood" situation.
There's no reason they can't (or shouldn't) just have both Pain and Obito have rinnegans if they want them at the best. It isn't this is a real battle anyway
At their best it would be So6P Obito and Edo Tensei Akatsuki.
Oh and I also remembered, there's no way to give the Rinnegan to Obito, you tard. That would activate his shadow tag and revive Madara.
Obito is featured? The this wasn't worth debating.
Espada and 7WL are fricked.
Ill be Frank I didn't read the thread until today, so theres that. But yeah Akatsuki got this.
>is featured
He's in the trailer they made for the announcement
What the frick are all those Espada transformations? From a videogame?
yes, Bleach Brave Souls gave all the Espada a new transformation
It's not canon though.
Doesn't Barragan auto-kill people who don't have resistance to his hax?
It isn’t automatic since soi-fon survived
It has to touch them.
I dunno what those new transformations do. The Espada probably wins with that.
What the frick are the Schichubukai even supposed to do in this match? Barragan has a planet leve lfeat in BBS, the FRICK is even anyone not named So6P Obito even going to do?
The other teams buy into Buggy's kayfabe and surrender
Aren't Shichibukai generally faster on average if buy into lightspeed One Piece stuff?
I can see all the hax being overwhelming especially with Law bullshit
How many men do you think Boa Hanwiener could petrify?
Tag out out of this debate. No one's winning against BBS autism.
>What are the Schichubukai even supposed to do?
Have Buggy and auto win. Alternatively, Boa just petrifies him, Moria yanks his shadow, or Kuma lightly taps him and either rings him out or gets funky with the paw paw fruit since it can also repel stuff like pain and injury. Dont underestimate fruit power utility because they can be busted
Honestly, Kuma would be a huge asset on the field for his abikity to auto heal his team and take any damage they suffered to potentially use against enemies
I dare you to look how busted those Espada Ressurections from BBS are.
All I found were some special attacks and they just seem like raw power boosts. Am I missing something?
That feat where Barragan casually destroys the moon doesn't count?
His special just looks like he stomps/smashes the ground and causes a local eruption quake to me. What moon?
>What moon?
I told you to look it up. Go to youtube.
Sorry that was Yammy. Barragan's was splintering the HM moon and causing a local quake. He is probably the most dangerous but can get screwed by Law or Kuma repel
If all characters there scale to planet level (doing that to the moon is a planet level feat), no one is beating those mfs. No hax or speed. They get touched by those AoE attacks and die.
No that'd be moon level and the espadas arent equal. Barragan specifically was the original head honcho of Hueco Mundo. In practice though the attack is just a quake / explosion.
He could feasibly be haxed out by Kuma sending him on vacation or one of the other fruit hax. Kuma's fruit in general is a real wildcard. I dont see Boa's fruit working on him though
It probably doesn't stop at moon level even but sorry to tell you that moon feat would wipe both the Schichibukai and the Akatsuki in one go. It's just impossible to fight that.
Ulquiorra's power is also the power to erase everything, that's another one they can't circumvent.
Bleach is going to take this with a stomp.
Green Lantern is so powerful he's caused permanent mental damage to people in the real world.
So did Spyro the Dragon
his movie caused several financial losses too, incredible
Yeah, HEAT was pretty abd
People hate him because he's forgettable
how strong is the strong force?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strong_interaction
STRONG
yes but how strong? are we talking Jiren level? DC herald level? WWE level? Gorillionversal level? Toonforce level?
that's a difficult question. how does one "fight" with the strong force? it's not as inherently obvious as electromagnetism or gravity whereby you could throw metal at someone or increase the gravity around em. i guess you could disrupt the atomic nuclei of your enemy's atomic makeup releasing nuclear energy. but that doesn't mean it's a "nuke level" attack, you'd be violently turning the building blocks that enable their physical existence into nuclear explosions. maybe you could control particles and turn them into a force field?
>i guess you could disrupt the atomic nuclei of your enemy's atomic makeup releasing nuclear energy.
man i wish we had a character who could do that in a death battle, it would make for a sick fatality
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Strong_Force_Manipulation#Known_Users
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Strong_Force_Manipulation#Known_Users
>Known Users
>Edward Elric
uhhhh aangbros? we are fricking dead???
manipulating a force does not mean being in full control over it
for example, someone who's superpower is making light refract into rainbow colors technically has electromagnetism powers
doesn't mean they're Magneto
Duck Dodgers, Porky Pig and Marvin The Martian do have "Toon Force" strong enough to survive the destruction of planet X.
>you'd be violently turning the building blocks that enable their physical existence into nuclear explosions
>implying FMA is infinite universe level
based
It's completely based on how much power the writer allows the character to have, just like gravity or electromagnetic powers.
Writer level then
>DC's cosmology exists on a page
>Ultra Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog) controls strong force, granting him the ability to manipulate the structures of atoms...
Wallybros... don't let them ring the bell when they fire swan...
no really how strong?
is it galaxy level? multi-galaxy? observable universe?
Yes
What does a heavy particle cannon even do?
ngl all this vs shit is making me want to explore Cinemaphile more
Zola>The whole Dragon Ball universe.
That's the facts.
*flushes Dragon Ball on her toilet after a Taccos night*
Has anyone seen Speedy? I want him to explain how they get Dimitri to 1 million times stronger than Guts
He's mindbroken since not even DCgays bought his ideas on why Raven would defeat the Phoenix Force itself and it was revealed that he's a sonicgay autist.
Raven is stronger than Jean tho, Jean jobs all the time.
Raven? Old and busted. My new waifu is stronger.
So does Raven. Their entire argument is Jean can't permakill Raven, but the reverse is also true. Raven really can't permakill Jean either. So it winds up being a stalemate, if you want a deciding factor, it comes down to raw power, and Jean wins there by their own admission. Speedy gave his waifu the win and expected the community to back him, and they just said, yeah no, you're dumb.
>he's a sonicgay autist
Nipshit or WesternChad? Or dare I say FleetwayGod? This is important.
He is one of those Deviantart autists who created their own Sonic OC.
Cinemaphile is next. /dbg/ beware.
>Jiren has 3 spots
Jesus christ.
So how does Jiren scale to recent dragon ball meta? It'd be funny if he somehow squeezes a win against martian manhunter.
>tfw next match is a shill match for either Leatherface or alien
the frick is this shit, Dead Rising 4?
The new Texas chainsaw massacre game
>Halloween match
>In August
What?
Summerween bro