Death Battle

Next fight is Silver Surfer vs Martian Manhunter on Aug 28.
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http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/08/suggested-media-silver-surfer.html
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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >saves your season

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fairly sure that Makima dies now.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did he get new tricks?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I’m pretty sure Kafka is Makima’s new matchup now

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn’t Gojo fight Kishibe if anyone

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's just dumb and Gojo btfos even harder

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >half the season so far has been marvel vs dc
    >fanboys will keep defending this booking
    I hope their viewership average keeps dropping

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guts vs Dmitri was also short and had terrible animation, I wish they'd stop doing 3D fights entirely, 2D sprites is far better

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are one piece characters so fricking ugly

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          NGL im surprised you knew that was Usopp,

          One Piece is semi-serious within itself and Oda makes characters goofy and creates wonky plot devices, just for the sake of it,

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's trying really hard to be Miyazaki.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I personally love that Oda's willing to make his charracters unorthodox.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dimitri doesn't have sprite work afaik. Guts has some because I've seen it in M.U.G.E.N (dunno if it's an edit or from some unknown 2D berserk game or original)

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, Dimitri just has his Heroes chibi if they did a 2D fight.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does Guts have a chibi sprite?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not that I'm aware of

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every time they use sprites, they get shit because those tend to be ripped off someone's fanart.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea I agree. I don't watch the show regularly anymore, but this animation was on par with season 2 imo. The few 3D ones I remember I think were better than this.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really hate this Silver Surfer vs MM MU,

    noone asked for it and its clear they don't give a shit about fans or what they want otherwise they'd give us Cole vs Alex already

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when Ben called cole vs Alex a meme?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, Ben's fricking out of touch, huh.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Out of touch and unaware. Like, if it's memetic, maybe you wanna do it, dude.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't watch the stupid podcast where they talk and never have serious convos,

        do they ever even let fans rant about their shitty MUs and fight outcomes to them personally??, I can't even watch Vegeta vs Thor, Trunks vs Silver, or even Goku vs Superman 2, because I hate the outcome so much,

        although tbh I felt like Vegeta vs Thor was the only good animated one, Trunks vs Silver really undermined Trunks abilities, he shouldn't be struggled against astroids and should be slicing through Silver's blast redirections and Goku vs Superman 2 was 3d ass + Goku got his ass beat the whole time and then Superman lasered him through the head, I was so annoyed lmao

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It'd be legit hilarious to see more feeble rants like yours. Prolly why they'll never do it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ehh, I'm just expressing my honest opinion and my thought,

            like the first time they did Goku vs Superman with 3D, why did they do 3D again when DBZ and even DC is better expressed as 2D

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is is a meme.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is is
          Go back to bed, Ben.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >noone asked for it
      I've wanted it since forever

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wanted SS matchup. And captain atom likely stomped surfer hard. So him vs mmh is kind of interesting. Yet Im seeing Norrin losing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm actually curious to see how it goes. SS has a lot more going for him than Jiren would have.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody gives a shit about it though because nobody gives a frick about Silver Surfer (or Martian Manhunter). At least if you had Piccolo or Jiren you got shitposting potential regardless of if DC or Dragonball won.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong board

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would DB do IRL match-ups like Mike Tyson vs Muhammad Ali?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re scared of pissing off fans of fictional characters, imagine if they did it with actual athletes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tyson may have some really, really inferiority complex going on if he fights Ali.

      Also Ali would have no problems adapting against Tyson's stretegies.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sword cuts both ways because a prime Tyson would know exactly what to expect from Ali (Tyson being a fan of his is "canon") while a prime Ali wouldn't have the same luxury over Mike

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ali has fought a tougher Tyson in Foreman.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Foreman probably hit even harder than Mike, but Mike was no slouch there and his speed is superior too

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Here's the main reason I give it to Ali; the sheer quality of athletic talent in the 60's was greater, especially for Black Athletes. Team sports were predominately whites, Aaron was just breaking into baseball, Chamberlain was a freak of nature, but if you wanted big money and fame as a non-white it was boxing.
              So Ali comes onto the scene at the peak of Boxing, is champ against international greats, whereas Tyson comes in at the nadir of Boxing, just before it becomes completely irrelevant. All the really smart and talented athletes at that poin are signing NFL, NBA ect contracts for big sums.
              Tyson was winning 50 second fights vs guys who looked like members of the audience.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                To clarify that, I'm saying there was a lot more hungry talent in the 60's boxing world.
                In the Tyson Era it was mostly dumb wannabes outside of Latin America (who didn't fight in the heavyweight division).

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                These two please:

                Captain Smiley vs Matt Hazard.

                Sun Star from Second Coming VS Homelander.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      History matches could be cool

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        US President royale, all of them. Teddy solos

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Teddy solos

          He makes it to the finals, but Old Hickory and Honest Abe are there, and that's some real fighting. Composite versions it's all Washington though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Purplehair the youtuber went on a rant when they did Herc vs Kong because he's larping as Chinese and Kong was a subject of worship. Considering they bent the knee to homosexuals like him when they did Shadow 3, I wouldn't be surprised if they get cold feet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, best we could get nowadays are fictional versions of real people. As an example; Schwarzenegger vs Stallone, where they're composited and have all their feats and weapons from the many films they've been in.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        John Matrix alone sweeps the composite Stallone 9/10

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Composite Stallone includes Starhawk and Judge Dredd, so I'd make that more like 2/10

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nikocado vs all death battle contestants

    WHO WINS?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      all death battle contestants

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What about the other anons' suggestions?

    [...]

    I've seen Norman Osborn as the Iron Patriot thrown here and there.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it I don’t want Ghidorah vs deathwing anymore, it’d be 3D and thus shit. Dragonzord vs Mechagodzilla was kino tho

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rocket vs Stitch is still the best fight of the season and it's not close
    >Fun matchup, involves capeshit but not a forced Marvel vs DC matchup
    >Sound conclusion that everybody agrees with
    >Animation was good and the battle was entertaining

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree except
      >conclusion
      Giving rocket Thanos scaling was fricking stupid

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That part was moronic but Stitch still won so it's not too big a deal

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sound conclusion everyone agrees with
      Except for that rocket anon who likes to shit up the thread with his shitty webms.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rocket vs Stitch is still the best fight of the season and it's not close
      True that. I thought Guts vs Dimitri was going to be close, given that the preview looked better than CU vs DB, but something about the rest didn't captivate me.

      [...]
      >Violent Jack
      Kino. Its a stomp if base Jack is used. Its a reverse stomp if he is allowed to turn into Devilman. Said Devilman defeated motherfricking Satan.

      >Ricky-oh
      I havent read the manga. Only watched the movie, so I cant tell.

      >Ryu
      This is a hard one. Despite what people may say Satsui no Hado isn't a direct counter to Musou Tensei, Kaioh needed to use a gravitational attack in order to affect Ken and nowaydays said attack doesn't work anymore.

      Ken also got a bunch of long range attack way more effective and deadlier than Ryu's hadokens and its variation.

      Ken also got access to a lot of abilities like the ones that Raohs' Rei's,and Toki's got. And yeah Hokuto Shinken and other fighting styles can bypass Ryus defenses. But the thing is that Ryu can get wanked a lot by E Hondas meteor feat.

      Either way, Ken should win against Ryu.

      Something about Ryu vs Kenshiro is growing on me, I can't put my finger on it.
      >Either way, Ken should win against Ryu.
      What about Akuma vs Raoh?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but something about the rest didn't captivate me.
        It was probably all the flashing lights and effects you weren't really expecting for a fight between two brutes.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a FE fan but I didn't even bother watching the fight because I knew it was just the ass pained nu researchers coming up with a revenge fic for Guts beating Nightmare. I don't even want to imagine what sort of moronic scaling they gave Dimitri when an untrained girl with a knife was a legitimate threat to his life.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >an untrained girl with a knife was a legitimate threat to his life.
          Clearly the untrained girl scales.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's weird that they went with Dimitri instead of the lord that was, for all intents and purposes, Golden Age Guts but PG and fighting against racism. Verdict would have made more sense too since Aether gives Ike more sustain while Ragnell is a vastly stronger ranged option than anything Guts has.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do people even know about Ike outside of Smash? At least Dimitri has a following due to 3H, but I don’t see anyone saying “Oh yeah! Ike is my favorite Fire Emblem character ever!!” Without going “In Smash!” Afterwards.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fire Emblem is only relevant period because of Smash, so that's a weird metric to go by.
                Regardless, Ike consistently tops official popularity polls and is very well regarded in the fan community as one of the better lords in both gameplay and writing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ike is eh in terms of gameplay

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ike places first place on the popularity polls for the gacha game

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Should mention that Dimitri didn't even exist yet when it happened.
                And if we compare vote amounts then Dimitri had more votes.
                But then there's other factors to consider there as well.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dimitri had double Ike's votes once he existed.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well more people in the west have played smash than any fire emblem game so Ike is still more well known.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ike places first place on the popularity polls for the gacha game

                Fire Emblem is only relevant period because of Smash, so that's a weird metric to go by.
                Regardless, Ike consistently tops official popularity polls and is very well regarded in the fan community as one of the better lords in both gameplay and writing.

                Interesting. Seems I underestimated Smash influence. I didn’t think it’d actually have that effect on gacha’s of all things. Where do other characters like Marth, Byleth and (obviously) Dimitri land.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person it's fricking Smash what did you expect?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The opposite actually. I tend to see tendies shitting on FE because of Smash, I didn’t expect them to go
                >”Whoa, big sword man is so cool. Better pick up Heroes so I can empty my bank account in an attempt to roll for him.”
                Then again, that’s my fault for underestimating Smash players.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                are you new to Gacha?
                people have emptied their bank accounts on getting characters because they fapped to the porn

                this isn't a Smash thing, Smash is just so ridiculously popular that all the gacha-sensitive people who play it, a small minority, are still enough to unbalance it entirely

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ike made his Smash debut at a time where the FE bloat wasn't there yet. Melee only had two FE reps with one of them being a clone of the other and Brawl saw Ike replace said clone and that was it so the Smash community received him well.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Raoh vs Akuma is kind of similar. The biggest thing going for SF in these matchups are their stats.

        After the meteor thing in vs Shao Khan looks like SF top tiers can be placed around 500 teratons. But Raoh can still frick Akuma up with his techniques

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Violent Jack
    Kino. Its a stomp if base Jack is used. Its a reverse stomp if he is allowed to turn into Devilman. Said Devilman defeated motherfricking Satan.

    >Ricky-oh
    I havent read the manga. Only watched the movie, so I cant tell.

    >Ryu
    This is a hard one. Despite what people may say Satsui no Hado isn't a direct counter to Musou Tensei, Kaioh needed to use a gravitational attack in order to affect Ken and nowaydays said attack doesn't work anymore.

    Ken also got a bunch of long range attack way more effective and deadlier than Ryu's hadokens and its variation.

    Ken also got access to a lot of abilities like the ones that Raohs' Rei's,and Toki's got. And yeah Hokuto Shinken and other fighting styles can bypass Ryus defenses. But the thing is that Ryu can get wanked a lot by E Hondas meteor feat.

    Either way, Ken should win against Ryu.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Despite what people may say Satsui no Hado isn't a direct counter to Musou Tensei
      Why would people think that? Dark Hado does do soul damage but that's not the same as bypassing intangibility

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For shits and giggles Kenshiro vs Reimu because both their ultimate techniques are named "Musou Tensei."

      This technique in English "Innate Dream" from what I saw and read pretty much works like Kenshiro. She "floats away from reality becoming impossible to attack."

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Jiren vs MM would've been far better and finally an easy win for DBZ
    >DBS Jirengays admitting they want this matchup in bad faith
    Another case of the reason why Piccolo's the better opponent
    Martian Manhunter solos SHITren btw.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      MM would obliterate jiren with their DC scaling

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would also take Piccolo vs MM, there's a strong argument that Orange puts Piccolo in Jiren's league

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im the guy you replied in the old thread,

      I want Piccolo vs MM but I think Jiren has a better chance of winning cause we don't know too much about Orange Piccolo's powers yet and Jiren has fire powers MM is weak to

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you actually saying Piccolo is stronger than Jiren?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean Jiren is stated to be barely stronger than Blue Goku of Vegeta in Super Hero by Whis, so he actually might be.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you actually saying Piccolo is stronger than Jiren?

        Unfortunately, yes. Dragonball has lost its mind.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, Piccolo did fuse with 2 namekians. It is possible that his potential is higher because of that. Also, Earth's Dragon Balls are his, so it makes sense that he is the one to use them such way.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The potential unlocked cubed is pretty much the only way to make sense out of him one shotting a dude he compares to TOP Goku.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >shotting a dude he compares to TOP Goku
              Moro arc Goku*

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Are you actually saying Piccolo is stronger than Jiren?

            Unfortunately, yes. Dragonball has lost its mind.

            so, a painted Piccolo is at the same level of a divine transformation that itself is superior to:
            >the legendary form of one of the most powerful races in the universe
            >an upgrade of that legendary form that came after long time of training
            >a mystical upgrade of that legendary form that was possible only by training in the afterlife.
            >a secret godly form that is only possible thanks to a nearly impossible ritual that humilliates the mystical upgrade
            >an upgrade of that godly form that is possible again, only by hard training with gods
            and all of this thanks to a ..... wish... granted by a being that is weaker than the legendary form......

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              DBZ is a verse for nihilists cause nothing matters

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh yeah well guess what dipshit, by that logic every form of fiction is nihilistic because it is purely a jest, an illusion made to distract us from reality

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you just get worked up over a joke

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                the notorious nanometer thin skin of a z tard…no wonder z tard rhymes with moron. lmao

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Eh, Orange Piccolo might also be a godly form. For the past few arcs, Toriyama and Toyotaro are teasing and outright saying that Namekians aren't native to the Dragon Ball multiverse, rather that they come from a different realm of existence/dimension/universe.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it still doesnt justify power wank dude, UI came after a warrior that mastered legendary forms, trained very hard and for a long time with literal gods. The orange form is still a gift from a shitty dragon that needed a green manlet to be useful.
                Even Hispanic fanfics, where the transformations are given by ultrapowerful-edgy-demon-god-void beings, are better than this shit.

                DBZ is a verse for nihilists cause nothing matters

                D E E P

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The piccolo that we know is a different being from the one that was born out of daimaku. He fused with nail and became a new totally being (his mannerism changed a bit and lost most if not all the evil in his heart dissappeared). Then he became one with kami, and a new being was born (the same thing happened). Although he still names himself piccolo, he's a different being; the nameless namekian. And the power he obtained after each fussion became his base form. Remember, in 3 years he went from around a million pl to being able to overpower dr gero + impress super saiyan vegeta. And after a year in the room of time and spirit, he went from android level to being able to hold his own against a cell jr. He didn't train much afterwards up until super. Nevertheless the namekian in question has lots of potential but never took advantage of it for xyz reasons.
              Can orange piccolo beat jiren? Who knows.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based. It's been 6 years since the top. Let piccolo have time to shine.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Unfortunately
          I fail to see where the issue is. Jiren is donut steel tier.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you actually saying Piccolo is stronger than Jiren?
        Is water wet? OF COURSE.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this is Dragon Ball now
          >all because Toriyama couldn't contain his traumatised ego when Goku lost to Superman

          I'm glad my national identity isn't tied to a manga where a dumb manchild has to scream like a moron until it changes his hair and strength level.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Compared to your nationality being tied to a homosexual from a comic who flies around in his underwear and has a gay son and a prostitute wife.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dragon Ball was always about power escalation. What is the problem?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The problem is they get soloed by Gamera who has no limits!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >video essays
                Gameragay… I…

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                who wins, white video essayists or brazilian power scalers?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Godzilla chads...I kneel.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He destroyed a wall so outerverse level
                This is some fricking mental illness

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kaijugays who said their giant monsters are outerversal beings that can fight at MFTL+ speeds are from Mexico and Brazil
                Lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Godzilla chads...I kneel.

                >He destroyed a wall so outerverse level
                This is some fricking mental illness

                >Kaijugays who said their giant monsters are outerversal beings that can fight at MFTL+ speeds are from Mexico and Brazil
                Lmao

                Absolutely

                Kaijugays deseve the Ass Void!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Toriyama cares about Death Battle
            > Implying Toriyama cares about anything

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If Toriyama gave a shit he'd put something in to get Goku over

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            -)thinking to returned because of Death Battle
            >it actually returned because Evolution was beyond everything Toriyama ever created and he got pissed so brought it back to attempt to surpass it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cell Max was piss. If Krillin can damage a character it means he ain't the guy.

          For instance, Krillin was unable to damage perfect Cell.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who's a good match up for homelander

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easy

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't All might without the multiplier be able to finger flickering Homelander and turning him into dust? Even giving him Nuke levels of resistances?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does Homie get gaped?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, relatively speaking Yujiro probably doesn't even see him as a woman, probably a little girl which he's not into.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a Kino matchup. Big fish in a small pond fight

        I think that homelander wins because of how powerful other supes are.
        I mean not by much. Homelander may be what? City level? And Yujiro large town or something.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tighten.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam Smasher could work

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about SunStar from Second Coming?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    J'onn/Surfer is such an obvious filler matchup. MM is the least popular of the "Big 7" Leaguers and Surfer is even more obscure. There's no stakes in this for either DC or Marvel fanboys

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surfer vs Takion would've been better on that front - at least you'd have the Source vs Power Cosmic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Manhunter has beaten exactly who as a hero?
      Sure the League heavyhitters have jobbed to him when he does a villain turn, but they job to Harley Quinn too.

      Who's the toughest guy Jonn has beaten in hero mode?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Darksied
        Despero
        Malefic
        In descending order

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surfer is a c lister while Marti is a d lister

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm more disappointed that they didn't do MM vs Professor X in a fight that takes place purely in the Astral Plane. Would have been a lot more interesting than "Marvel loses to bullshit scaling" again.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's a draw when they both open the fight by reading each other's minds
        >the feedback loop makes them both start screaming and fall unconscious

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >norrin drops to his knees as the pulsating mind of j'onn penetratres his psyche
        >the martian suddenly realizes something is wrong
        >this fellow in front of him was being mind controlled by another one
        >a telepath, and a very strong one
        >from the distance he hears wheels moving
        >a bald and prominent man approaches
        >welcome to xavier school for gifted students and may introduce you to my first lesson
        >mental battle begins
        it ends in AAAARRRGGGHHH!

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How could guys vs dimitri be bad, the commentators on Twitter say it’s amazing!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >contrarian

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bad

      1. They were fighting each other before the actual on screen fighting

      2. It was short and Guts barely dodged attacks and wasn't tactful

      3. I was confused on how Guts died and who won,

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They were fighting each other before the actual on screen fighting
        >It was short and Guts barely dodged attacks and wasn't tactful

        It felt like a Fire Emblem battle to me.

        >I was confused on how Guts died and who won,

        His blood was sapped to the last drop by the Berserker armor.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can understand the Thunder part but I hate how he doesn't dodge the icicles, that basically costed him the battle cause it maimed him to where he needed the armor

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You realize the actual animations aren't indicative of who they say wins the fight, right? They just throw as much as they can into the mix to showcase the character and make the fights look cooler.

            The bigger issue is that Dimitri's lightning magic is a joke and they shouldn't have really considered it.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The bigger issue is that Dimitri's lightning magic
              In Hopes his lightning magic is insane, more specifically his personal ability Azure Lightning. That shit imbues físical attacks with very wide range electric attacks. Basically, Dimitri vs Guts is heavily nerfed.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is this insane

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gigamogs guts

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Swinging a lance
                >Thunderstorm in rival face
                >Not insane

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not particularly no.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Swinging a lance
                >Thunderstorm in rival face
                >Not insane

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kinda sucks when your potential lightning speed attack is forecasted by a regular swing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's fricking crazy

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yea I agree. I don't watch the show regularly anymore, but this animation was on par with season 2 imo. The few 3D ones I remember I think were better than this.

              >The bigger issue is that Dimitri's lightning magic
              In Hopes his lightning magic is insane, more specifically his personal ability Azure Lightning. That shit imbues físical attacks with very wide range electric attacks. Basically, Dimitri vs Guts is heavily nerfed.

              Gigamogs guts

              I watched the Guts vs Nightmare fight and I felt like that had better animation despite being ALMOST a decade old

              Just for example

              ?t=863

              my biggest gripe is Guts tanked several of Nightmares blasts WITHOUT the Berserker Armor, meanwhile Guts dies mainly due to the damage sustained by Dmitri's sword thing attacks despite wielding the Berserker armor and I felt like he needed the armor more earlier rather than as a stratagem, its like DB doesn't know how to write fights for shit ever since Aizen vs Madara, they just wanna rush to the final form or whatever, Raven vs Phoenix was pretty good though and had alot of fakeouts

              Aizen literally goes into his second to last form after getting hit once, no Chrysalis aizen or anything

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one knows what happens when the Armor completely overwhelms Guts, the only authority on it is dead. It's equally likely that Guts becomes a nightmare 3x as strong when the armor is in full possession of him.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Darth Vader returns to be 0-2
    >Raven returns to be 2-0
    >Guts returns to be 1-1
    Hmm

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now all we need is a loser to come back and win.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hope they do it this season

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          They can't do this one; one would go 1-1 but the other goes 0-2.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bowser would be fricked if they scale Eggman's best shit to Super Sonic since now they think Solaris is legit and now canon Sonic has an infinite multiverse

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Next returning fighter is guaranteed to get a win
      Come on Kakashi. Give us Kakashi vs Gojo.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gamera will return to be 1-1 against composite King Kong (minus Godzilla)

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying they’re leaving out Godzilla scaling
        He’s getting the hot monkey dick

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          they'd say it'd be too much of a stomp to give him Godzilla scaling

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Said it before, I'll say it again. Name another franchise where statements nerf and downplay the feats of the characters as well as the characters being so weak it doesn't make sense within the context of the story.

  15. 9 months ago
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    Got a small backlog of requests but intend to finish them tonight if possible

    • 9 months ago
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      Jet Jaguar vs jet alone (Godzilla vs Evangelion)

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    • 9 months ago
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      Soma Arikado vs Giorno Giovanna

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you mean Soma Cruz? or Genya Arikado/Alucard ?

      • 9 months ago
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        Do you mean Soma Cruz? Or what the other anon said

        • 9 months ago
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          NTA but he probably meant soma instead of Alucard, given that it was the surname he fricked up

          • 9 months ago
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            that's what I was debating on. Son of vampire vs actual vampire

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    • 9 months ago
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      Kenshiro vs Ryu
      Kenshiro vs Riki Oh

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      [...]

      edit sasuke out of this db thumbnail please.

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        • 9 months ago
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          well, that's one way of giving Goku a win, finally

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >c-can he beat goku tho-
            Ichigo solos.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              there's literally nothing he could do against Goku

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't Ichigo have soul hax?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He uses soul power to hit hard

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                only gets you so far against an opponent who's a million times faster than you with perfect dodge

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can Goku sense Ichigo in reaper hollow form though?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ichigo is the only Brick in a series of Hax characters. He has ONE move.Even KENPACHI has more Hax than him thanks to his Bankai. He's the reason Kubo even invented the rule of "Higher Spirit pressure wins LOL' because he has nothing else. Even NARUTO has more hax than him with TSO

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I remember watching the Death Battle without watching Bleach and saying... He only can swing his sword really hard... And maybe fly... Buts that it.

                Ichigo feels like a busted version of Samurai Jack. But Jacks sword got some Hax against evil.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is why Ichigo is such a good opponent for Inuyasha.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gets rekt by Jojo

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Haki (and mild toon force) hax, Life energy hax, Soul hax vs KI shenanigans
          I'd pay to see this.....

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Killroy was here vs every modern meme.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nia (i can't sleep) vs Lucy Loud vs Wednesday Addams vs Creepy Susie vs Death (Sandman) vs Gaz Membrane vs Henrietta Biggle vs Gwen (Total Drama Island)

      • 9 months ago
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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gwen 10 vs Spider Gwen.

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    • 9 months ago
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      Janny vs Speedy

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    • 9 months ago
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      Catman vs the black owl

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spiderman (Lotus) vs Spiderman 2099 (Spiderverse)

      The battle of the Racist Spiderman

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  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2-0
    Doctor Doom
    Iron Man
    Raven
    Samus
    Shao Khan
    Superman
    >2-1
    Leonardo
    Thor
    Wonder Woman
    >1-1
    Akuma
    Aquaman
    Cloud
    Deadpool
    Ganondorf
    Guts
    Link
    Mario
    Metal Sonic
    Raiden
    Red Ranger
    Ryu
    Vegeta
    Venom
    >1-2
    Boba Fett
    Shadow
    Sonic
    >1-3
    Batman
    >0-2
    Captain Marvel
    Charizard
    Darth Vader
    Goku
    Hulk
    Lex Luthor
    Mega Man
    Tommy Oliver

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >0-2 Lex
      I'll give them Doom but he was absolutely robbed against Tony

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he wasnt

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Luthor's only good matchup left is against Kaiba
      so he's doomed

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick could take out Mad Jim Jasper the OMNIVERSAL Reality Warper

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wallace Sage writes him into a comic book where he gets turned into a burlesque dancer.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dr Strange!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jim Jasper vs Mr Myxlplyx

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dr Manhattan (written by Geoff Jhons)

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    WOWEE ZOWEE ANOTHER EBIN MARVEL VS. DC MATCHUP HOW DO THE GENIUSES AT DEATH BATTLE KEEP COMING UP WITH THOSE EXCITING MATCHUPS?!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Raven vs Phoenix has the best view growth of the season
      OH NO NO NO NO NO...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick is watching that joke of a fight?

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  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Guts vs Dimitri is #1 on Youtube Trending
    OH NO NO OTTO BROS, HOW CAN THIS BE!? I THOUGHT FIRE EMBLEM WAS LITERAL WHO TIER SHIT!?!?!?!?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guts probably drew the crowd.
      It's so weird how DB gets trending with such low view counts

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guts is carrying, anon.

        Massive copium

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guts is carrying, anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't bother, this place genuinely has no idea how popularity works

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        And you don't know how trending works. Misaka vs Killua was top 5 on trending.

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    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      After Ends, all fights with Mikey just seem one sided for his opponent. Like I can see Michael vs. Chucky and be all for Chucky getting the win, or Michael vs. Tommy from the Who rock opera, and know Tommy has that. That is how badly he performed in Ends.

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    • 9 months ago
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      Wow you actually did that? I was honestly shitposting when I asked for that but thank you regardless

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      Thanks

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      Hulk going 0-3

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      Right on. Thanks, anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dorra Solo the entire verse
      Lara sisters.. . . . It’s Over

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  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nightmare could solo Three Houses.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here's some of my Death Battle matchup ideas

    Funny Valentine vs Kang the Conqueror
    Baki Hanma vs Luther Strode
    Negan vs Frank West
    Superboy Prime vs Gwenpool
    Scott Pilgrim vs Travis Touchdown
    Homelander vs Destroyman
    Mereum vs Kars

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Negan vs Frank West

      Frank. Neegan is nothing more than another Psycho.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frank does this EVERY SINGLE DAY.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright so I’m not really into Funny VS Kang as a match, but it brings up an interesting question. Kang can obviously and clearly interact with his other selves just fine (as can all Marvel characters whenever they’ve inevitably met other counterparts), so how does D4C work with that? Would they go off of Valentine’s alternate universe rules (no one besides him can meet or they die), or the rules of the character he’s fighting against (they can meet perfectly fine)? This isn’t really a thing with Armstrong since (as far as I’m aware) Metal Gear has no multiverse frickery like that, but I’m curious for matches like these.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright so I’m not really into Funny VS Kang as a match, but it brings up an interesting question. Kang can obviously and clearly interact with his other selves just fine (as can all Marvel characters whenever they’ve inevitably met other counterparts), so how does D4C work with that? Would they go off of Valentine’s alternate universe rules (no one besides him can meet or they die), or the rules of the character he’s fighting against (they can meet perfectly fine)? This isn’t really a thing with Armstrong since (as far as I’m aware) Metal Gear has no multiverse frickery like that, but I’m curious for matches like these.

      >Funny Valentine vs Kang the Conquerer

      Im sorry, but I HAD to do this

      The fight would be...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Negan vs Frank West
      Unironically

      Frank does this EVERY SINGLE DAY.

      >Scott Pilgrim vs Travis Touchdown
      Would've been perfect 5 or more years ago.
      >Homelander vs Destroyman
      I doubt even the newest version of Destroyman could scale to Travis' best feats.

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Norrin gets FETUS'D
    All so tiresome

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Predicting next episode's ost will sample this:

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit. It goes absolutely nowhere, but it's 100% awesome

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >researcher on dicksword says they aren’t doing piccolo vs mmh because it’s “too predictable”
    Holy frick these people

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh but Dark Souls vs Skyrim was the pinnacle of originality.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Too predictable" as in it's a stomp or it's not an original matchup idea?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a kind way of saying the fight is absolute shit and the only people that like it are the same knuckle scraping morons that think Meta Knight vs Zero is a good matchup

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        These are the same people who did Misaka VS Killua. A matchup being shit doesnt stop em from doing it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every match this season was predictable except raven vs phonix

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        All the threads before Obito vs Vader were saying Vader wins though.

        • 9 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          I got a feeling a lot of matches are going to be "pattern breakers" like after the SPEEDING. It's why I'm betting Norrin.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im betting MMH. Norrin may have some hax with POC but remember how we felt that Sonic vs Wally was DC streak breaker? J'onn got this.

            +DC Herald (I know people hate this word) stats
            +Op telepathy

            Thats all he needs.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Counter point. Silver Surfer has a surfboard IN SPACE

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I really want see if Norrin can outhax MMH.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >POC
              Person of color?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                yes

            • 9 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              The think is, they've been pushing a lot for "stat equalization" this season, logic be damned.

              They might just make Norrin immune to telepathy. Is that bullshit when vampire cultists and Psycho Man's sub-planetary hate device has pulled off the mind whammy on Norrin? is that bullshit after Raven matched literally all telepathic power in Marvel? Yeah, but I can see them doing it.

              They cite Norrin breaking free of the Goddess (while not mentioning that it was only after 48 hours of being her mind b***h), talk up cosmic cubes, cube farm=Perpetua and Mxy, and presto, mind hax proof Silver Surfer.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The think is, they've been pushing a lot for "stat equalization" this season, logic be damned.
                Don't you know? Black Adam and Apocalypse are just as fast!

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It makes their job easier

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought they were going to use dark dimension Vader.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >too predictable
      So what the frick was Ant-Man vs Atom?
      When did this show become about surprising people instead of just doing a good fight?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds more like a roundabout way of saying "we know people want this but we aren't doing it out of spite"
      that or they really are that moronic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >"we know people want this but we aren't doing it out of spite"
        It's probably this, the match choices smack of trolling

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every single show is like this now. Pure spite against the audience. These c**twads deserve to have their strike fail.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does db always get on trending anyways? Their view counts are always dwarfed by everything else there

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normies will consume anything nowadays if you jingle the keys just right

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean like, it’ll be above mr beast in spite of having less than .5% of its views, it makes no sense at all

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Again, jingling the keys is important. Because Death Battle uses characters from a plethora of pop culture icons, it tends to be popular by people hoping to see their favorite character in a matchup regardless of if they’ll win or not, or if the research was actually any good (Or you’ll get a disaster like scout vs tracer)

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They actually let Guts die to some literal who FE homosexual
    Looks like I was right lmao.

    >Next match is more capeshit
    Holy frick worst season ever. What's even the point anymore? They already had some fodder DC character beat the Phoenix, MMH should just mind rape one shot Norrin going off their moron logic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn't agree more. Death Battle is dead.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.ign.com/faceoffs/godzilla-vs-kong-giant-movie-monster-face-off

    >more than 15k people vote on kaiju rankings
    >Gamera gets 43rd place
    >Below fricking GINO
    kek

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Completely unprompted

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ghidorah WILL bididi all over Deathwing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most likely. You can wank Deathwing pretty hard if you really want to, but that takes a few assumptions. If you assume that Azeroth’s world soul scales to Sargeras, you can actually give Deathwing the AP advantage. This is a meteoric amount of wank though for a few reasons.

      1. The Pantheon’s discussion of Azeroth centers around her awakening and becoming a full fledged titan. Scaling her to Sargeras is a bit shaky as a result. You can scale her to Argus, a weaker world soul who is pretty dang strong too. This still in theory could open up scaling to Sargeras since it was Argus’ world soul that trapped Sargeras in the Pantheon once more, but it’s a shakier scaling chain than just flat saying Azeroth > Sargeras.

      2. While Deathwing is stated to be capable of destroying all of Azeroth, whether this would include the world soul or just the world is debatable.

      3. Scaling Deathwing to Sargeras/Azeroth would be a massive AP jump from his best feats. Deathwing rn is somewhere between Multi Continental and Planetary, while Sargeras scales far beyond that.

      I personally think Ghidorah wins and should win, but it isn’t hard to wank Deathwing to win if you go full moron on scaling.

      Also for the love of god please let this be recycle instead of Aang vs Planet.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        completely unrelated to Ghidorah, but had the Lich King been successful in taking all of Azeroth and subjugating every big-boy character at that point, would he have been able to defeat Deathwing? And if he got past that and the Aspects, what about the Burning Legion?

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wan Pissers now think their garbage retcon beats Goku
    lol this is getting ridiculous

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every character has had their “solos fiction” moment. Especially those popular with kids

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Berserk/comments/15r18xk/guts_vs_dimitri_berserk_vs_fire_emblem_death/

    Seems like reddit zerkies aren't taking it too well

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Going to be another Dio vs Alucard situation where neither fandom likes the outcome?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        FE fans seem happy so far

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, unlike JJBA fans, FE kiddies are acting like it's deserved.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          cry about it zerkie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zerkies couldn't take losing to Cloud. Is this at all suprising?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not reading that thread, but I have to ask, how many times was the author mentioned?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're just saying Guts was nerfed because they didn't give him anything from his games, but the only thing I can think of he gets from the games is 1 definitive win against Zodd in the Dreamcast game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile on the FE subs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        So this is how stupid death battle looks to normal people huh?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          always was

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fe subreddit
          >normal people

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            More normal than Death Battle.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            recreational discussions of fire emblem is probably more civil and less prone to neurosis than death battle's homosexualry

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Battleboarding people like us are at least 10% insane

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            people who unironically use the term "dimensional scaling" are far from normal.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            FE subreddit are way more normal than the people that say that Dimitri attacks with the force of a nuke.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        When they said that dimitri had the ap of one of those things. Why did he die from regular ass people after a couple days of fighting. He shouldve been wiping out entire army's swinging his spear once.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because they found passed out and just executed him.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            From not even fighting like Dynasty Warriors hordes? That's still not nuke level.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The warriors are stronger than realistic humans. Why is that hard for you to grasp? It's already a fantasy anime series with magic powers.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's assumed. That's still a huge gap to get to nuke level though

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would Dimitri even have enough time to get out of the way?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dimitri never even finds out those exist, in 3 Houses he basically destroys TWSITD by complete accident.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Saves your Season

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could the Tribal Chief beat full Chaos empowered Horus?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know what Horus could do to even hurt him

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    http://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/08/guts-vs-dimitri-q.html

    These guys really, really, really wanted Dimitri to win. They buy the flood feat and go out of their way in order to discredit Berserks potential feats.

    They dont even address that single javelin may or may not be 1 gigaton. Thats the worst part of the episode. Frick Lousy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >To be clear, in spite of all this, we’re proooobably not going to use any feats or scaling in Heroes any time soon. It has been a sour talking point in some places, and more trouble than it’s worth.
      sorry lucinagay, i guess grovyle clears

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notes on the latest podcast (from 2 weeks ago):
    >Ben calls Phoenix vs Raven "out there" in terms of power, was very involved in the music
    >Swan says Phoenix vs Raven is part of the "DC vs Marvel Magic Trilogy" is the best, is his favorite, had fun writing the analyses, claims researchers read every comic
    >Ben says eyepatches "is the only thing that is kind of similar between these characters" to which Swan replies "they're presidents, and old guys, and they have swords and they're like weebs"
    >Swan arguing for Solidus, Erin for Bradley
    >Swan's opening argument is SS has a physical and tech advantage
    >Erin's opening statement is the Ultimate Eye lets FB see weaknesses at a glance
    >Swan says the UE isn't precog, some debate occurs, that SS's armor is too strong for FB and also hides his muscle movements which he thinks would help against the UE
    >Erin says the UE lets FB detect weaknesses, can cut through anything except Greed's shield
    >Swan brings up SS killing 3 RAYs, leaving out the fact he targeted their weak spots
    >Swan claims HF blades cut down to the Planck scale, misattributes the quote to Doktor when it was in fact business logistics guy Kevin that said it
    >Some debate about SS's Metal Gear armor
    >Swan says the HF blade could cut through FB's swords, somehow thinks SS's training could replicate the UE
    >Some talk about speed, suggestion that scaling to Father could make FB hypersonic, Swan somehow tries to scale SS to Ocelot counter-shooting a lightning bolt and laser beam scaling, somehow tries to say SS should scale to MGS4 Raiden and could replicate him stopping Outer Heaven
    >Chat says Bradley blitzes lightning timers
    >Swan somehow trying to scale SS to MGS4 Snake and Raiden
    >Erin says FB doesn't have special durability, Swan thinks FB is tougher than that
    >Erin notes 2003 FMA has regen, some debate about using it
    >Some talk about SS's spinal weak point
    >Bradley wins in a sweep 3-0

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Swan is a dumbass and continues to have shit taste
      No big surprise

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is bradley a weeb? his swords seem more like cavalry sabers

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just quoted Swan. There doesn't even seem to be a Japan analogue in FMA. I'm not even sure Bradley is a president, either. I can't find any evidence that he's elected. All that appears to be true is "old guys with swords and eyepatches".

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bradley's a Führer, his name is King

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know that, but I don't remember him ever being elected. Fuhrers appear to be a military command thing in FMA.

    • 9 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      >DC vs Marvel Magic Trilogy
      Is this just a thing where like Marvel Magic has to eat shit to DC Magic? Is the reason why Marvel tech keeps killing DC tech to balance or something?

      Is MM going to buy it because they just operate under a schema where "DC magic wins, DC tech loses?"

      >They read every comic
      Bullshit.
      BULLSHIT.
      Jack Smith bullshit.

      "Phoenix can't burn souls" get the frick out of here. I'm not even an X-gay, probably my least read comic series, and even I know that's bullshit.

      >Bradley a President and a Weeb
      Did...Swank not watch FMA?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody has

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you watch FMA? If so, shame on you

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a pretty good shonen despite being written by a woman

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's why nobody should watch/read/get a summary of it

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Otto should be ashamed of reading or watching a manga/anime

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Unless it's homoerotic mecha

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              He should be ashamed of himself in general honestly

              Got a small backlog of requests but intend to finish them tonight if possible

              Bald Bull vs Hakan

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          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Otto should be ashamed of reading or watching a manga/anime

            You're on Cinemaphile. Even ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

        • 9 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          FMA was kino. When it was on adult swim with Venture Bros, Big O, and Wolf's Rain, great times. Brotherhood sucks.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Brotherhood was just as good with a better ending

            • 9 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              Brotherhood traded drama and plot for action schlock.

              Where is Captain Marvelous put at anyways? Would he get the Megazord?

              I will accept this in lieu of Luffy vs Plas.

              Bionicle is a verse that I think might be the pinnacle of "Stronger than you think."
              They have some absolutely busted hax and feats, and it's to the point where I can't even list all of it

              Bionicle is on the list, but Ghostbusters is higher up than it and a lot of others.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you hate the original manga

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                It also had way more off putting comedic relief, but it was still a good shonen

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I will accept this in lieu of Luffy vs Plas.

                That’s a big step for a guy so into Plastic Man wrecking Luffy. A fan of Super Sentai in general or something about the matchup clicks?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay, so you hate the original manga. Gotcha

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s all about execution

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >tripgay is a OG FMA contrarian
            Of course.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if they "read" every comic, that easily can come down to starting out making a lot of notes, and ending up glossing over hundreds of issues.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funnily enough the Phoenix does not technically have a feat of burning souls

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is this just a thing where like Marvel Magic has to eat shit to DC Magic? Is the reason why Marvel tech keeps killing DC tech to balance or something?
        >Is MM going to buy it because they just operate under a schema where "DC magic wins, DC tech loses?"

        Is the Phoenix magic? It feels like saying the Cosmic Abstracts are magic

        • 9 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Sort of.

          Marvel has this thing where "sci fi" and "magic" get conflated the more up the cosmic scale you get. DC has that too, but to a much lesser extent. The New Gods have two slots in the sphere of the gods but the majority are the typical folklore and fantasy stuff you'd normally associate with gods and magic.

          Just look at the abstracts. Eternity is technically "magic" because he debuted in Dr. Strange, but he's not out of place among "sci fi" characters like Galactus;

          I suppose Phoenix would technically be sci fi because she's associated with alien bird people and their crystal, but it's kind of moot. She's all life, magic or otherwise.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Swan tries to say Solidus scales to MGS4 Raiden
      >The guy who was killed by MGS2 Raiden
      Is this guy moronic?

      Is smt/persona the only jrpg left that is popular without an episode?

      Xenoblade and Dragon Quest, also Persona got fed Weiss.

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >re listen to the Ghidorah Vs deathwing cast
    >MFTL and planet level+ Ghidorah
    >sub-planetary and “comparable to lich king” speed
    >KG sweeps all the polls
    Kek DW is fricked

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah. King Ghidorah vs Death Wing will be certified kino when released.

      >Deathwing goes high and mighty with his quotes.
      >Ghidorah only makes his piririri sound
      >Deathwing gives it all. But Ghidorah is unfazed and anihilites DW.
      >Ghidorah makes his piririri sound and leaves
      >KO

      Godzilla 3-0

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        When they do it I hope they incorporate moves from the pipeworks trilogy, like Ghidorah’s grapples or the one where he picks them up and slams them into the ground multiple times.
        >deathwing when Ghidorah exists

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbass

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shut the frick up gameratard no one asked you

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I genuinely have no idea why people think Ghidorah is MFTL and planetary when none of the shit he does in these movies backs this at all.

              • 9 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                >Ghidorah is MFTL
                >when none of the shit he does in these movies backs this at all.
                doesn't she travel space and shit?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >she
                But yeah he travels space a frickton, between nebulas

              • 9 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                That’s when he travels through space, but it’s not something he does regularly in combat

                >Ghidorah is a he
                Okay. I'm out of the loop. what is Godzilla again? a She or a He?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone is a boy except Mothra and Biollante. And even then Mothra has a son.

              • 9 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                oy boy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don’t forgot megaguirus

                Heiseigays just scale everything to Space Godzilla's movement speed. But not even his normal movement speed, his space form, moving in a straight line.
                It's stupid to scale everyone's combat speed to this because Rodan, who is still supposed to be an exceptionally fast Toho Kaiju is specifically made a big deal for being supersonic during flight. Not saying Toho Kaiju can't be faster, (Lightspeed Mothra for example obviously is) but if EVERYONE were MFTL, being supersonic would mean nothing.

                >heiseigays
                This is showa numbnuts

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Don’t forgot megaguirus
                Hard not to, sorry.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >king Ghidorah
                >king
                >is Ghidorah a she?
                Are you stupid?

              • 9 months ago
                DoctorGreen

                >B-But King
                saying this after an anon posted Fate.
                Made in Japan, FOOL

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                To be fair, the left Red KING here is female.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                a he except for the one book where Godzilla 2 is actually an alien and pregnant and has diabetes

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >an alien and pregnant and has diabetes
                Same.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >KING of the Monsters
                Gee anon. I'm not sure.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s when he travels through space, but it’s not something he does regularly in combat

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                He fought zone fighter while flying from planet to planet

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m not really sure how that works

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Heiseigays just scale everything to Space Godzilla's movement speed. But not even his normal movement speed, his space form, moving in a straight line.
                It's stupid to scale everyone's combat speed to this because Rodan, who is still supposed to be an exceptionally fast Toho Kaiju is specifically made a big deal for being supersonic during flight. Not saying Toho Kaiju can't be faster, (Lightspeed Mothra for example obviously is) but if EVERYONE were MFTL, being supersonic would mean nothing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Ghidorah can go MFTL but requires transforming into some diamond form to do so in space
                His own lore states he slows down exponentially upon reaching atmosphere

                Any time Godzilla kaiju travel through space they tend to take a travel form.
                >she

                >Not just flying in from another galaxy in a few days like a man

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ultraman Kaiju are broken

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ultraman kaiju are the only thing above Godzilla kaiju

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Any time Godzilla kaiju travel through space they tend to take a travel form.
                >she

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                Ghidorah can go MFTL but requires transforming into some diamond form to do so in space
                His own lore states he slows down exponentially upon reaching atmosphere

                When has that ever stopped Deathbattle from conveniently ignoring that and saying he moves at maximum speed at all times

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ghidorah is MFTL
                >when none of the shit he does in these movies backs this at all.
                doesn't she travel space and shit?

                Ghidorah can go MFTL but requires transforming into some diamond form to do so in space
                His own lore states he slows down exponentially upon reaching atmosphere

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >weak and pathetic Deathwing instead of strong and vital Tiamat
      kaijushitters are confirmed lo test cowards who can only pick on speds like gameragay

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        the traditional matchup is ghidorah vs deathwing, not ghidorah vs tiamat. you hateful little man

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not that anon but sometimes we have to accept "traditional" matches are not really worth it
          Ghidorah is far above Deathwing, far enough it's not really a fun battle

          Master Chief vs Samus is a popular matchup, probably one of the most popular ones for both characters, it also should never happen because it's so one-sided

          Ghidorah vs Tiamat could in theory be a more fun match, though arguments are also to be made here that Tiamat is far enough above Ghidorah it's no longer fun anymore

          It's kind of hard to find good matchups for Kaiju characters, especially since Deathbattle absolutely loves to wank them into the stratosphere

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isnt full power Tiamat in a different league altogether?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on how Deathbattle takes it
          Physical strength she might be below Gidorah

          BUT

          She's a God, in a universe where that actually means something, there's only so much physical strength does against someone who can reshape reality with a thought

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s genuinely moronic. The fact that people are willing to go this far with wank just because it’s a popular franchise is depressing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >planet level Ghidorah
      >Has never even destroyed a city in any of his movies
      Statement wank has gone too far.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking picrel destroyed a city.
        Come to think of it I can't think of many other monsters who actually destroyed a city other than '54 Godzilla and this guy

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Notes on the latest podcast:
    >Lego ninjas? Really?
    >Swan arguing for Mikey, Mbu for Jay Walker
    >They all liked the new TMNT movie
    >Mbu's opening statement is mostly backstory and arsenal
    >Swan says that the amount of TMNT media gives Mikey the win, anything Jay can do Mikey can do too
    >Mbu talks lego ninja background, says Jay is maybe 1/4 continental, can become electricity, can block lasers by scaling
    >Swan just says Mikey can dodge lightning, can dodge lasers, seems to be using composite Mikey, can do hypnosis, threw a cargo ship in Rise, his 2003 dragon transformation
    >Swan has a strong and immediate response to a joke claim that the lego ninjas are "omniversal"
    >Mbu kind of claims Jay is planet level, Swan says Shredder's moon TK is large planet level, Mbu says Jay has summons
    >Some talk about vehicles
    >Swan says that Mikey can become a tech ghost
    >Chad likes the fight
    >Mikey wins the tiebreaker 3-2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>They all liked the new TMNT movie
      Why do I expect anything from people with literal Seth Rogan tier taste? I genuinely think I need to just move on from DB.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Given how much Chad says he liked this lego ninja fight purely on the basis of escalation, yeah their tastes aren't great.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Takanuva when

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I dunno, Bionicle doesn't seem to be on their radar right now.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bionicle is a verse that I think might be the pinnacle of "Stronger than you think."
              They have some absolutely busted hax and feats, and it's to the point where I can't even list all of it

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Like, the shit the Toa were fighting borders on flat-out insane and it's a miracle they won. The Rahi weren't that bad, but everything afterwards is just fricking broken. Like, holy shit.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are there any potential Ninjago vs Bionicle fights?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bionicles are too big compared to Ninjagos!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lego ninjas? Really?

      It's either that or DB gets their budget slashed again.

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jump
    >Destroy the ground

    >Spin Attack in the air

    >Dimitri: I used to swim in full armor as part of my combat training

    Bro, there was no way Gust could win. Dimitri is almost a Celtic demigod or some crazy shit.

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want Macki to give me beautiful half-breed children.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it, let me become a researcher for the episodes, I can't be worse than Speedy.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's kind of funny to think that Guts was defeated by a dragon's nail.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8 episodes
    >3 of them will be capeshit (4 if you count Stitch vs Rocket)

    Fire whoever was in charge of booking this season and never let them back

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is smt/persona the only jrpg left that is popular without an episode?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Earthbound

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That did get a dbx so kinda

        No, they got an episode.

        When?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weiss vs Mitsuru

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh yea I always forget about that one. Mitsuru wouldn't have been my first choice for a persona character in one of these.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they got an episode.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      non-7 Final Fantasy

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Statements are extremely hard to work with. Which is why I made "The Statement test"
    >Does it make sense with what the characters have done?
    >Does it break the story?
    What other questions should I add?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it CLEARLY hyperbolic?
      Does it come from a reliable source?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good point. Although that calls into question what a reliable source is. In fact
        >Is it stated by more than one character?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If Reed Richards says it, I'd believe it. But not if Kingpin says it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it contradicted directly?
      I swear in Saint Seiya there's like three different statements as to who the strongest Gold Saint is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's always funny to me when powerscalers need specific terms to rationalize basic debating functions

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dimitri haters make me laugh. They never take into account that when Dimitri dies on other routes it is due to his psychological state involving Edelgard. Basically, at his lowest point Dimitri would jump into a sea of magma if Edelgard were on the other side.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dimitri is cool. I hate Lousy. Dimitri got the best route.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where is Captain Marvelous put at anyways? Would he get the Megazord?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't need it anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gokai Change!
      >ZYUUUUUOHGER!
      >Wild Instinct, Awaken!
      >OHHHHHH~! OH~! Wha~le!
      >Zyuoh Fina~l!
      GG

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        All flash and setup for a move that can’t even damage the ground

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The chunk of moon it took out says different

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate monkeys.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're gonna hate Jin Mo-Ri then, Goku's actual next matchup

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would be KINO. Animation would have to be good tho.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Goku hates himself.
      So this is your Mental Illness Instinct form...

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Martian Manhunter once reacted to the Flash who is faster than existence
    >compare that to this one frame in Dragon Ball where Jiren moves from this rock to this rock in x time, clearly Jiren's top speed is only 45 mph
    Cinemaphile is the only place I know that watches this slop seriously

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boring through a planet isn’t as impressive as you think it is. At least not in the way you would. It’s more impressive in terms of how fast it is

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if they'll use the recent Dragon Ball Super feat of Gas travelling through space. It's actually the first time in Dragon Ball that's been shown.

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know people want Dr. Doom vs Gilgamesh (Doom stomps btw), but the only Fate version of Gilgamesh I care about is Gil-kun because his buttholery is toned down to the point where he's a pleasant young man.

  64. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Updated my Matchup List

  65. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >atomizes you
    How do you respond without sounding mad?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Infinite speed thru scaling thru the ass to pre crisis supes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tanks it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SHITren
        jobs to dc hard. Goku however..

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Woops, I meant Marvel of course, Goku has a shot there.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >scat fantasies
          Jiren clears.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Jiren clears
            ...the dog pound.
            CHADku however...

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >headcanon

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                3 against and the best they could manage was a tie lmao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can he tank telepathy though?

  66. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guts vs jack would've been better. It wouldve even ended with gut's purification.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, instead we got another unstable murderhobo trying to save Guts' soul from an opponent that's going to kick his ass. They both lost.

  67. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Muh planet level GAYdorah
    >Best feats are causing huge storms
    >Has never even destroyed a city, let alone a country

    >Meanwhile Deathwing blows up the planet in his boss fight
    >This also includes the Emerald Dream, which is a mirror of Azeroth
    >This also includes the Elemental Planes, which are infinite sized realms where elementals live
    >An echo of Deathwing was even a raid boss in the latest xpac, meaning Deathwing could be scaled to current WoW goofy power levels
    If we’re going full moron wank we may as well be fair here.

  68. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guy does not look like he's having a good time there.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guy could only stand one look before his will began to falter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd prefer Joey vs Yamcha.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Joey isn't a loser who fell behind and got his girl took. He kept improving himself and is sometimes considered the 3rd best duelist behind only Yugi and Kaiba. Yamcha can fight another loser: Unicorn Jabu.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          didn't he become a rancher in omega?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >downplaying yamchad
          To the depths with your ilk

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joey wins no dif

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Joey wins because luck

  69. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really wanna see silly joke mecha BTFO muh deep not-mecha

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its over, Asuka

  70. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon
  71. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros, wtf, this little girl is FTL without even trying. Could Jiren win this match?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Blow up the planet
      Yes.

  72. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

  73. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BILLCORD IS SEP 10TH
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL
    THIS IS NOT A DRILL

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what

      Shoulda been 9/11

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        NINE ELEVEN

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It'll come out for the public on 9/11

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      dics or it didn't happen

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They said it in the Yuji vs Denji podcast. Happened like 5-10 minutes ago.

        Wait what

        Shoulda been 9/11

        It’ll probably be on 9/11 for the official release on YouTube.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Was the response to MMH vs SS so bad/lukewarm that they had to bust out the ponyshit?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's more interesting to discuss than mm vs ss at the very least.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seems more like they just wanted to announce the episode at the same time they announced the next Champions Ballot.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they announced the next Champions Ballot
              Oh. Interesting...

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Next champion's ballot
              When will that happen? I suspect it'll be a different lineup than last time.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Apparently it’s happening now. I honestly already forgot, but they did say that they’re gearing up for the next ballot and letting people suggest their fights in the server for it.

              • 9 months ago
                Thumbnail Anon

                >and letting people suggest their fights in the server for it.
                so its gonna be shit then

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The last one gave us Colex and Billcord. Personally, I don’t give one about whatever fights are chosen there since I already got my most wanted.

              • 9 months ago
                Thumbnail Anon

                Except it seems that the original ballot choices were on their lists and they wanted to see how they'd be received. If you've seen their vids where they review community mu's on their discord, a lot of them are literal who's, shit, or sometimes just normal matchups (nothing real based, just standard stuff). They'll probably really filter through the votes to get actual ballot material

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I suspect undertale will be in the 2d ballot(sans vs the judge?) with some obscure picks.
                3d will probably either have doomslayer or something highly requested like Adam Jensen. Doomslayer would dominate the poll though.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shame nobody here with in to try nudging for a Cinemaphile supported one.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jack vs Guts is on cooldown for now, maybe someone will try Butcher vs Stain.

  74. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ponyshit for 9-11
    Makes sense

  75. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon
  76. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon
  77. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can you do billcord?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is his version, we'll probably use this when the time comes.

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        I can but I'll have to post a link to it, Mods are pissy with anything horse-show related

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sure that'd be fine. Maybe it'll be even better than the official thumbnail.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It will almost certainly be better than the official thumbnail.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Captain Smiley vs Matt Hazard.

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sun Star from Second Coming VS Homelander.

      • 9 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
  78. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there ANYONE who can even TOUCH them?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >solos one piece

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gets speedblitzed before she can even think
        Even Pre Timeskip puffy was MFTL

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ben 10 solos

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jobs to GL.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gear 5th just existed without issue when introduced in the manga
      >anime gets to it
      >OMG GEAR 5TH SOLOS BASTE BEATS GOKU STRONGEST EVAR
      I hate anime fans so much.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        First time interacting with One Piece fans?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          First time seeing the sheer levels of moronation the average OP fan can reach on a more noteworthy scale. All the shit I hear about whatever the frick they're saying on Twitter is embarrassing.
          t. One Piece fan

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >solos one piece

      >Gets speedblitzed before she can even think
      Even Pre Timeskip puffy was MFTL

      Ben 10 solos

      >gear 5th just existed without issue when introduced in the manga
      >anime gets to it
      >OMG GEAR 5TH SOLOS BASTE BEATS GOKU STRONGEST EVAR
      I hate anime fans so much.

      Jobs to GL.

      Popeye solos them all!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jobeye

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no come back so he makes up a lie
          I accept your concession.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            cope
            jobeye gets destroyed

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Heights are inaccurate, immersion broken
        https://twitter.com/TheGumGun/status/1689655586479390720

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Godzilla and Gamera
        Both FOR THE ASS VOID!!!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          Kaijugays deseve the Ass Void!

          >Cado Ass Void
          Mere fodder for GODzilla.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >CHUDzilla
            Fodder for the Ass Void!

  79. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon
  80. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think that we'll get No limits Martian Manhunter vs No limits Silver Surfer since Superman himself said that Manjobber is somehow more powerful than him?

  81. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks anon

  82. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon
  83. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Billion volts

  84. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How much physical strength do you need to make this happen? Dimitri weighs like a normal person too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He clearly doesn't or else he wouldn't have done that.

  85. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Migrate.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone here is mad that Manhunter didn't fight Jiren or whatever, but what opponents are there for Silver Surfer?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Piccolo is a much better contender for MM. Jiren is completely random and barely makes sense.
        I guess I can see Jiren vs Superman or Ultraman or someone like that.
        > but what opponents are there for Silver Surfer?
        Captain Atom I guess.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Galvatron, Captain Atom, Lobo, Cooler, Sephiroth, Queen Zeal, Archimonde, Airy from Bravely Default

  86. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon
  87. 9 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

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