Next fight is Satoru Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen) vs Makima (Chainsaw Man) on Oct 23.
Man, this season sucks. What the hell kind of Halloween episode is this?
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Next fight is Satoru Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen) vs Makima (Chainsaw Man) on Oct 23.
Man, this season sucks. What the hell kind of Halloween episode is this?
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Flash vs Quicksilver
Ultraguy himself said he'd drink a gallon of piss if Quicksilver won and was the one vote for him in the Screwattack forums poll as a joke
Which E-thot will be voicing Makima? Bets on Pokimane
God, I’m hoping they get Ouro Kronii
%3D%3D
Don't care. I skip their shitty fights and just watch the feats and the winner
any of the ones where someone is infinitely stronger than the other, Flash vs Quicksilver springs to mind
COPE ahahahahahha CHAINSAWCHADS WON
since Marvel Megatron wasn't used this doesn't count as a Marvel loss
Art by DrawAnon
>Gojo vs Makima
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! DEATH BATTLE IS FRICKING DEAD!!!
Figured this would happen this season, Makima is gonna win.
So lemme get this straight.
Makima:
>Can't die so long as the person attacking her is actually trying to wound/kill her or otherwise do bad things to her.
>So long as there are citizens of Japan, this contract will prevent her from dying.
>In addition she's got some mind control bullshit but whatever who cares.
Satoro Goju:
>Has an "infinite" amount of fake distance between himself and his opponent so that attacks can't reach him.
>Got done in by space manipulation killing him by bypassing attacking him and just attacking the space he was in instead.
>Crucially is a citizen of Japan, so even if he can kill Makima over and over again, he'll just end up ending his own life eventually.
So tell me again how Gojo is meant to win this?
>Can't die so long as the person attacking her is actually trying to wound/kill her or otherwise do bad things to her.
>So long as there are citizens of Japan, this contract will prevent her from dying.
NGL it sounds like Makima's opponent should be Voldemort, I got reminded of Horcruxes
makima will just keep using the uno reverse card tactic
how is this remotely fricking fair
Like this apparently
>"GOJO KNOWS ALL OF MAKIMA'S ABILITES BECAUSE HE JUST DOES"
Kek.
That is one of his abilities so technically yeah.
Killing the prime minister will not affect the contract. Makima still has active deals with dead people, like Spider.
It's not Gojo's Japan or Prime Minister
Goku Black vs Reverse Flash (They should've used Reverse Zamasu or waited for SDBH Masked Goku Black cause they have regen)
Thor vs Vegeta (Why, it was on Goku day too Gohan vs Mark would've been better)
You just know we're getting Naruto vs Luffy if the fight does well
Masked Goku Black actually makes more sense than Plain old Goku Black because like, Goku Black himself didn't give much of a frick about Goku aside from "Strong Mortal" and he stuck to like, two timelines and that's it.
Crimson Masked Goku Black meanwhile? Straight up killed 99 Gokus through jumping through time, really fricking hates Goku. Actually has proper regen and scales to high tier Heroes, only getting truly beaten by Blue Evolved Gogeta (The STRONGEST motherfricker).
That wouldn't fricking work. If it was that simple, then somebody would've just killed the Prime Minister in CSM. You don't get to break the rules of contracts just because you killed one of the people who signed it.
Seriously, Gojogays are FRICKED.
He's going to fricking kill himself.
Isnt that how contracts in CSM work though?
That doesn’t seem to be how it works for makima. During the control arc she is constantly using contracts from dead devils and hunters.
>pic
Spawn would stomp so hard it wouldn't even be funny
>Solos Slurpza
>Solos Ultron
>Solos Brainiac
>Solos Chrysalis
ENTER SHOCKWAVE!
But can he solo Shang Tsung?
Shockwave owns you.
AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE
>Gojo vs Makima
Hopefully ends in rape and killing. What’s your wanted male on female fight?
By whom
Makima will rape and kill Gojo with her knot strap on yes.
>rwby
GAY DO NOT WANT
It’s a good fight however
Another reason to not want RWBY is because without Torrian, the action won't be good.
>Megatron jobbed to Frieza
>Starscream jobbed to a pony
>Optimus got a consolation fight that doesn't matter
>Unicron and Shockwave will likely job to Galactus and Brainiac
TFbros...
Oh yeah I forgot Jesus chridt Amuro got fricking bodied
>Frieza won
>Absolutely no mention of JG1 stuff
They had Frieza duck Megatron's power level like a b***h. That I take yet another win over G1 gives me no comfort. b***h MADE research, b***h MADE result.
Frieza would have stomped anyways
Solos the Pedoformers verse
Pedophilia out of nowhere.
>he thinks he can hide Kiss Players forever
It's no secret that Japan pretty much handed out their rights to Transformers because of Kiss Players.
Every accusation is a confession.
>Kiss Players? Never heard of this from Transformers before. I wonder what’s so ba- GOOD FRICKING LORD
What the frick were they thinking
One of the first Pokemon mangas was also drawn by a known e-girlcon artist, IIRC.
which one???? the weird ball one?
GODza protects little girls from PEDOformers.
>LET THOSE LITTLE GIRLS GO FRIEZA THEY ARE MINE
Vegeta is for getting cucked by hags
Begone JOBjita. Or Thor shall smite you.
Kiss Players was made by a dude that has a high chance of being a pedophile
no no I think he has a point with the pedophile part, Kiss Players was one of the more important things in JG1 and Sakamoto has drawn some nude girls for his manga, pretty much OG Dragon Ball levels of pedoshit
>pedoformers
>coming from a series where young bulma was portayed aa a bawd and young goku was naked all the time
Didn’t Toriyana once say he wants to live to old age so he can watch his daughter shower like a creep
DON'T YOU DARE TALK BADLY ABOUT PEDO BALL Z.
>Almost killed by Megatroony
>Slurpza is dead
Shockwave is GOD
>is gonna job to brainiac when they give him convergence shit
It's already over.
I don't think you understand how powerful Shockwave is. He is quite literally if Dr.Doom and Thanos fused with an Infinity guantlet that works on all timeline.
>I don't think you understand how powerful Shockwave is. He is quite literally if Dr.Doom and Thanos fused with an Infinity guantlet that works on all timeline.
Dials.
That is my response to that statement.
he's powerful enough to turn a boy into a pop idol and become good friends with him
Yes, he can remove and alter concepts.
>He is quite literally if Dr.Doom and Thanos fused with an Infinity guantlet
Is that true? It's not the first comparison ive seen, is he really like Dr. Doom?
Yes, he planned Regenesis for over 600,000 years and knows the ENTIRE history of Cybertron. He's a cold emotionless cunning manipulator who manipulates said history itself to the finest details. He makes the ambitious Megatron's dreams look small.
Not even HOPE (Superman) is beyond Shockwave.
I'm sorry man, they gave IDW Shockwave as "potentially can threaten multiple timelines." So they don't think he's multiversal.
Goku can potentially destroy mulitple universes, but he can't even beat Zamasu.
Goku SHAT his pants when whis said that moro was going to, perhaps, destroy the galaxy.
Those trees have obviously the durability of 300 universes.
Those trees vs The mountain the survived thor's godblast vs the rock that hurt goku
>getting kicked through a tree means that you are tree level
Kek. Same moronic logic as that one Narutard that claimed that everyone is infinte speed due to seeing aurora borealis in the sky.
The right panels show Goku couldn't launch Gas through a tree, he just slammed into it. Tree level
>ressisting opponent won't let himself be thrown
Damn, you never fought in your life.
Next level cope.
>moron never actually fight
Kek.
>moron copes about tree level goku
if a single punch is gorillion level, that tree would be vaporized, but it's not.
He didn't punch the tree dipshit, he punched Granolah
>admits that he never fought in his life
KWAB.
He couldn't punch Granolah through a tree.
>no signs of granolah trying to stop himself from the knockback
Tree level goku.
KEK.
>Granolah is obviously flying
>"muh he didn't resist"
Kek what a moron.
>Granolah kicks Goku clean through a tree
>Goku can't do the same to him
tree level JOBku
Honestly, if they don't even use Toei for Dragon Ball (which has better feats than Super), why should Megatron get the benefit of the Frankenstein monster composite? I wouldn't even give him IDW following that logic.
1. Because under the same logic that glues together IDW/Sunbow/Marvel/Devastation there's absolutely no reason not to use JG1, especially since some versions (Alternity) literally composite all of G1 together in a hive mind.
2. They scaled IDW Megs under Shockwave and literally made this a sub universe character against a multiverse character. At least with the JG1 supermodes it's multiverse vs multiverse.
3. Alternity Megs is literally just Megs' true form Darkseid, and they used true form Darkseid.
4. By all means, bring in Xenoverse and Heroes for Frieza.
Are gunners bullet timers?
What does Toei even have over Super outside of some potential universal wank with Buu screaming and Broly (not really) blowing up a galaxy?
Toei is inconsistent. Not just powerlevels wise but also from story/characters point of view. Like goku house constantly changed in appearance throughout the anime. Or goku himself, as toriyama didn't like his toei characterization (filler episodes of goku nurturing a good relationship with gohan vs toriyama own take that goku is a terrible father).
>but muh composite!!!
lmao let's see COMPza
>Gojo vs Makima rage
I blame the new JJK chapter cause that caused alot of internet craze/hype and they need views/money if the Rooster Teeth drama gets out of a hand
Its really not that bad compared to last year, last time we had Spongebob vs Fricking Aquaman from a kids show
>Masked Goku Black actually makes more sense
The problem is, Crimson Goku Black came out much much later in the year after Goku Black vs RF was made, but yea he's more like Reverse Flash than Reverse Flash is Reverse Flash
I think the chapter he was released in was in October of 2021 and RF/Goku Black was August/September 2021
The Gojo death happened a month ago. I don’t think they threw this matchup together in that time because they heard of it, it’s just good timing.
Lol it wasn't that long ago, and Gojo vs Makima was floating for some time, bad mu but ill tune in nevertheless
Look at the b***h-made gayon gay gaydom claim this WEAKNESS as an unmitigated win LMAO
COPEFORMERS
TEARS IN DISGUISE
WEAKon Ball. Too WEAK to face the strongest.
COPEFORMERS
WEAKBALLS
COPEFORMERS
PEDOPHILIA MEETS THE EYE
>pedophilia out of fricking NOWHERE
Take a seat, WEAKBALLS
>thinks we'll just forget about Kiss Players
>thinks I give any fricks about TRANSformers and not just shitposting about his demonstrated WEAKNESS
WEAKBALLS
>neutralgay
Lowest of the low.
I warned you Cinemaphile
Don't get mad now.
If you ignored the signs that's all on you.
I'm mad, so I'm gonna play some Transformers Devastation.
I'm not mad, but you know what? I'm gonna do that too
wait wait they also gave Optimus Devastation shit too but not Megatron
Rest in peace Spawn vs Ghost Rider. Anyways, the fight was pretty good. From what I'm reading in these threads, they intentionally left out a bunch of stuff for Megatron, which sucks I guess.
>Gojo vs Makima
I do not care one iota, but at least I've managed to predict another episode. Now I'm potentially two episodes away from getting a bingo, so just for fun I'll ask which pair of episodes you'd prefer that we get this season:
>Punisher vs Dredd and Aang vs Captain Planet
>Cinder vs Azula and Bowser vs Eggman
>Star Wars gets to use it's EU despite being officially made non-canon
>JG1 is not included despite also essentially being an EU for the Cartoon while still compositing IDW and Sunbow
Can they at least get consistent in what counts for them?
I told you this was a fight brainstormed at the start as an easy Frieza win.
Yeah, but why not just say from the start then? Were they really afraid people would tune out if they spoiled that it was an obvious stomp?
Very likely.
It became a guy with 0 universes against a guy with...they didn't actually state how many universes Black Frieza was worth. They just went "eh it's a multiple of 13, and 13 universes is way beyond Megatron."
This was one of the biggest curbstomps of all time.
It's hard to say because they change their stance on the universal scaling in every fight Dragon Ball has.
Put it this way, if Base Freeza were 13x universal (which he should be) and they used guidebook multipliers then Golden would be over 20,000x that (SS3 as SSG lowball x SS1 = SSB) which would put him at 260,000x universal.
pretty certain even using this shit calcs they gave Vegeta, he's over 26,000,000 or something similar (someone calced it before in these threads)
Wonder why they didn't use Unicron Trilogy Megatron. Probably would have been closer.
Were they afraid of the potential Singularity Unicron scaling?
They likely were. They kept Megatron away from anything that could make him multiversal.
Beyond wanting to rig it for Dragon Ball, they probably didn't want to calc Frieza Black (there are no universe number calcs in the episode). Because if they do autistic fanfic gains per month math and next arc Goku kicks his ass by unlocking a X2 form, they're going to look stupid, so they wanted Frieza to have an opponent they could go "13 universes is already powerful enough" and leave it at that.
Smart money would have been saving this episode for after Black Frieza gets defined and then NOT nerfing Megatron. Or their banking on a future rematch episode.
>No non canon stuff for Death Battle
>Here's Goku getting SS4 against Superman
They've always been shit.
I mean, SS4 was the canon end all be all form until BoG/Super, and BoG wouldn't release for another 3 months. We knew he was getting a new form by then, just not what it could do or if it was any more powerful than SS4.
The kishin from soul eater vs merkava from under night
Is Tom Schalk the GOAT DB VA?
That was a nice fight. Megatron coping at the end is like his fans coping right now.
>Death Battle is trending on twitter
You serious?
At least it wasn't Hellboy vs Nero?
>Makima keks think she's going to win
Sukuna had to project a world slash to kill him, and considering how death battle's current team thinks like, there will be no way for makima to replicate such a move. It's over
>world slash
That "infinite slash" was dodged by Kashimo.
He scales above that of course.
>Cu vs db
Truly makima keks are delusional
>Gojo vs Makima
Why does this hit so hard?
Like I know DB has been pretty poor lately but this is like reading an old friend's name in an obituary.
Because for once, it’s a fight that normal non-autistic people actually fricking want, like Vader vs Obito
>Makima was the pentagram instead of Ghost Rider vs Spawn or Devilman vs Hellboy
There's the suit. Makima wears one
>Halloween episode is fricking Gojo vs Makima
>we lost Kratos vs Spawn 2 for this
>we lost MC vs Doom Slayer for this
>we lost 682 vs Doomsday for this
>we lost Morbius vs Manbat for this
>we lost Darkseid vs Cthulhu for this
>we lost Cervantes vs Spinal for this
>we lost Terumi vs Sinestro for this
>>we lost Terumi vs Sinestro for this
This is as forced as Simon vs Kyle.
you can say that about everything relating to Terumi
So, it’s completely organic?
Watched Kratos vs Spawn last night and it was kino. Frick calculations.
Don't forget we lost
>Boros vs Battle Beast
>Asura vs Kratos
>frieza was 13 times stronger
>trillions of times faster
>Could potentially resist antimatter
Damn what a stomp. Even as a DB fan, this was too much. Frieza vs mongul might have been more even than this.
They could've had Thanos vs Frieza and have Thanos just straight up fist Frieza with the infinity gauntlet
and that was when IDW Megatron was wanked, logically he would be below planetary without the wank
IDW is one of the weakest Transformers continuities. Unicron isn't even a god in it.
AND NOW, THE REAL HALLOWEEN EPISODE!
WE FRICKING WON
unironically, I'd take it
Man-Bat is for Man-Spider
Morbius fights Phantasmo
New Yates track. (Giratina [Pokemon] vs Yukari Yakumo [Touhou Project])
How can I exploit moronic trannies like this?
Be a musician
As someone who reads JJK and CSM I don't understand this matchup. I can think of like 5 good parallels between the two manga off the top of my head and you put the main antagonist vs. the mentor character. Why? This is like a crack ship in MU form. Is it literally just because both are dead?
Just some loose "rivalry" between the two and not doing Denji VS Yuji and a general debate between two hax abilities rather than any actual theme
Denji and Yuji both being protagonists with demons hitching a ride in them already puts them closer than Makima and Gojo by a wide margin.
Popular zoomer shonen.
None of this means shit to me as someone who doesn't read Transformers. Scale it.
>I'm referring to him altering fundamental properties of existence!
Then what properties does he change. Is it actually relevant?
He removed the concept of Death.
convergence brainiac solos btw
Shockwave controls the Universe and all timelines. That includes Marvel.
Okay Otto let's get you to bed
>Shockwave controls the Universe and all timelines. That includes Marvel.
And DC>Marvel.
It became popular before either died, I think. But yeah, crack ship. Shadow vs Ryuko level reasons.
>I don't understand this matchup.
It's for meta reasons.
Both characters come from standout manga/anime created by "newcomers" in the industry right around the time when the "old guard" was starting to end.
The two characters couldn't be any more different. But it is a matchup people want, even if it is for all the wrong reasons why two characters should be paired. Because even the meta reasons behind it are weak.
Plus all the actual thematic matchups either one has ends up with them getting stomped or doing the stomping in such a one-sided affair.
Sukuna can't beat denji even in the current chapter?
Oh yeah i forgot to mention, apparently sukuna has dodged electromagnetic waves according to vsbattles meaning gojo could potentially be ftl.
>infinity
>black hole
>world slash
>ftl
People will still doubt JJK kek
King Henry VIII (Real Life) vs Big Mom (One Piece)
How many losses has DB had on this show again? Speaks volumes when you can count their victors (Lapis, Beerus, Frieza) on one hand.
Broly, Vegeta (once), Hercule, and Roshi also won
Alright, seven victories.
>Vegeto vs Gogeta
We don't talk about that.
>Bejita
>Trunks
>Gokek twice
>Gokek black
I forgot the others
YOU FOOL
>google kiss players
>safe search warning
The best analogy I can give for Megatron vs Shockwave is that if Megatron is Darth Vader, Shockwave is Palatine.
Shockwave is more of a schemer that knows better than to betray Megatron when he feels like it and more when the time is right.
He's the evil genius compared to Soundwave being Megatron's Agrippa and Starscream being dangerous in his own right.
>inb4 Frost gets a new form in his next appearance
>inb4 Frost vs Starscream
>Have been hearing about CM and JJK for months and never checked it out.
>Now this.
So what's their deal? She's a villain and he's a good guy? And they both died like chumps?
Its more they both got a unique weird ability to just go "No" to getting fricked up outside specific circumstances and people debate how the clash would work.
Main antagonist vs. Friendly mentor. Ones a devil, ones a human. One fights through scheming and manipulating other characters, the other is very hands on and direct.
The only real thing they have in common is being popular. I doubt Gojo was even dead when they started working on this so that's not even a connection.
People think they look good together in crossover crackship art, not realizing Gojo would hate Makima.
So are matchups just based on non-fan demand now? I'm a fan of Transformers, Dragonball, Chainsaw Man AND Jujitsu Kaisen and I would never have considered ether of these MUs.
>I would never have considered ether of these MUs
well what are your thoughts on them now
Frieza vs. Megatron is inoffensive but blatantly obvious and not worthy of needing exploration. No duh Frieza wins.
Gojo vs. Makima just reads like a bad casual meme made by people just comparing their favorites without actually reading each other's manga. It's honestly one of the least thematic matchups in DBs history. Only Lucy vs. Carnage comes close.
It's a stomp with no themes, pretty much on level with Shadow vs Ryuko. It was probably supported by the same morons, too.
Gojo vs makima and Megatron vs frieza were requested in large by the casual fanbase.
Cinemaphile is not representative at all of what the people want or especially the discord Black folk.
Honestly while I enjoyed the fight I do feel like Black Freeza should get a proper one down the line. I'm hoping for something like SDBH Black Freeza getting a fight in several years time. Once the form has been explored and he appears in Heroes anyways.
Honestly it depends entirely on if they actually acknowledge Moro and Granolah, Toyo is kinda adapting the DBSH movie into Manga so hopefully,
we'll see after the NY panel happens
Black Freeza is too important to not be a thing in the anime continuity. Even if they ended up skipping Moro and Granolah I would see him appearing in the next movie or something.
To clarify if they want to market Ultra ego and UI Sussano they MUST market Moro and Granolah as well cause its how they got it in the respective arc, but yes, I want them in the next movie or show just as much as you want,
Sentry literally struggled against Ultron with a booty and virginia, Jiren is said to be omni versial and able to shock the Multi Omniverse
Jiren is just too chad and we're likely to see Marvelgays rope themselves
>posting literal french fanfiction
Hey listroon, have a nice day. I get that you got BTFO by Dragon CHADs and you are now falseflagging, but you are clueless. Go make moeshit matchups.
>downplaying CHADren
homosexual
have a nice day moron, they literally made Hulk lose to Broly, your coping too fricking hard, and its funny that you know what Kakumei is,
Jiren speedblitzs and it won't even be close
DC>Marvel>Dragon Ball>Saint Seiya
CHADgon CHAD>DCrap=SHARTvel>gay seiya
>Marvel>Dragon Ball
I agree!
>Go make moeshit matchups.
Sure,
Ooga booga
What even is the Void these days? I swear he's been retconned 11 times now
hanging out with little boys in spandex I see
why is Shockwave such a gigachad? Someone explain to me what made him this was lore-wise
idk
from my cursory transformers knowledge I thought he was a guy who attacked by making shockwaves
Marvel
Nah, Shockwave was always a chad. He humiliates Megatron whenever he pleases and in his base form, destroys Optimus and his friends.
he wasn't much of a chad in the cartoon since they made him a Megatron simp
Frieza is currently the strongest character in DB canon outside of angels, Zeno, and arguably a couple gods of destruction. No idea how jobbertron was going to come even close
Guess I'm never getting Vegeta vs Starscream.
Which one? G1, Armada, another?
So I didn't watch the DB because frick giving them views, but if they didn't give Megatron any of his crazy stuff you all mentioned then how did they justify Freiza Black outside of 'Because he's the new hotness'?
He's just in the animation. They had base frieza as being enough to beat him.
They wanted Frieza to win because Dragon Ball was on a losing streak, that's why.
Hey Otto, someone asked me in the last thread the top 5 strongest Marvel characters and I gave this general list, what are your thoughts on it?
>It get real frickin muddy at that point cause the top tiers are indistinguishable power-wise or have never interacted with each other or have proper scaling to one another
>1. The One Above All/Fulcrum/Heart of the Universe Thanos (Fulcrum is thought to be TOAA and HotU makes Thanos TOAA)
>2. The Beyonders (and to a lesser extent, Pre Retcon Beyonder/Molecule Man)
>3. The Living Tribunal
>4. The White Phoenix/Oblivion (these two are weird since they're kinda two side of the same coin, life and death)
>5. Marquis of Death (he's weird because he just waves his hand and destroys universes and has made constructs that made Eternity and Galactus "look like insects". He's also killed a Molecule Man and via Secret Wars killed the same MM in every universe he's obliterated, though we don't know if they were pre or post-retconned MM. This position is conservative, but if you wanted, you could put him up by like The Beyonders)
I asked
1. OOA. Always and forever. It's literally his thing.
Going below gets weird because of the stupid "story logic" Ewing introduced for battles between abstracts.
2 could be Beyonders. As a whole, they were certainly powerful enough to BTFO the multiverse, and they created Molecule Man. I think I would do something like
2. Gestalt Molecule Man (aka Secret Wars Owen. Pre-retcon Beyonder goes here)
3. Beyonders (as a whole race)
4 Living Tribunal
5. Full Phoenix Force, aka White Hot Room Phoenix Force. Also matched by the stupid Tiger Force, which I think is an animal form of Oblivion.
where does Thanos (forma de bola) rank
>Also matched by the stupid Tiger Force
So is that the reason for those psychic tigers in the Spider-Man manga?
Isn't the phoenix beyond the beyonders?
Because it's his canon current form in the single mainline continuity.
>tfw DB gives Dragon Ball a pity win to prepare them for when Invincible beats Teen Gohan in the Amazon-sponsored match
I wouldn’t celebrate so soon, gayonkeks
No they will just scale mark to God spawn or feed Gohan to Ultraman zero who is apparently multiversal.That is all.
I'd bet they'll have Bardock beat Omni-Man then Gohan Beast job like a little b***h.
Well if you want me to get into numbers autism:
>SS3 is 400x
>Base Vegito surpasses SS3, ergo Fusion is 400x and narratively SSG is meant to surpass Super Vegito in multiplier
>400 x 400 = 160,000x for SSG
>SSB is 50 x SSG = 8,000,000x
>SSBE = KKX20 Blue = 20x = 160,000,000x
>160,000,000 x 13 = over 2 billion times universal
That's without taking into account basic scaling like in the manga where SS1 Black fricks up SSB Vegeta then SSB Vegeta fricks up SSR Black after training, implying SS1 Vegeta after training is as strong as SSB pre-training. Or Base Goku fighting Base Broly in SH when Wrathful Broly was Blue-level in the movie and is only 10x base.
>they used only normal G1 and IDW without much scaling in either.
Yeah, Meg’s never stood a chance with only that.
Another seesaw fight. Depending on what’s given, one stomps the other. And they wanted a DB win.
>Gold Megatron is from an entirely different cannon from American G1 and IDW
That is a fricking lie. Marvel Galvatron is literally in JG1.
I can see why they pay their researchers minimum wage, they deserve it.
Are they implying IDW and Sunbow are in the same canon?
Japanese G1 makes damn year everything canon. Kiss Players for example is canon to both G1 and Cybertron.
So we spent the last two weeks discussing Alternity Megatron… FOR NOTHING?
You had faith in Death Battle, G1. I did not. That's why I won.
I knew the screwjob was in the second they didn't list a Nissan as one of Megatron's transformations. What a shame.
I'm not even sure at this point that they read IDW. I think they just wiki'ed it.
Motherfrickers, how does IDW Cybertron get blown up? It's literally Primus' body. You would know that if you read the comics.
Swan has been admitting more frequently on the podcast that he hasn't read the sources of some of the feats he cites in debates.
I can confirm that for NYC. I got out of it a few weeks ago and I don't plan on looking back. I bet Metropolis is great to drive in.
Hey, Otto, what's your shitpost prediction blog going to be for the next one? Going to do an actual Halloween fight?
I'll have to think of something good.
I know next to nothing about the characters. How does the dommy mommy character kill boring infinity forcefield man? Does she have any attacks that teleport?
>Does she have any attacks that teleport
Yeah.
https://chainsaw-man.fandom.com/wiki/Makima#Supernatural_Abilities
>As Makima embodies the fear of control or conquest/domination, her abilities reflects this nature. Besides her manipulative way of thinking and acting, she is able to control any being who she believes is inferior to her, even being able to force them into making contracts with her or another Devil.
>This ability works on any being, regardless of the number of humans, animals, Devils, Fiends and Hybrids she controls.
>Makima has been shown to offensively manipulate an invisible force in a variety of way similar to Darkness Devil. This force can be used to damage her weak targets internally by simply staring at them.
>She has shown to cause her target to be crushed by an invisible force from over long distances.
She apparently has one devil that just teleports where the person is
Sukuna killed gojo with an attack that had to extend to the "world" itself before cutting gojo.
Nothing makima has otherwise can really hurt him. Mind control? No. Contract? He's not part of her Japan. Stamina? Gojo has unlimited stamina with infinity.
I think the wank will be too strong for makima to overcome.
Yep, and now we spend the next 2 weeks shitposting since no one really cares how the next one is going to go.
How manhy episodes left after Makima vs Gojo?
Makima vs Gojo is episode 12, meaning there will be four more afterwards.
Okay, what's left? We're pretty sure there's a Pokemon episode and a Master Chief episode?
>We're pretty sure there's a Pokemon episode
Not me. I don't think that just because they used Pokemon footage in one episode, doesn't mean that we're getting one later in the season. If that were the case, would that mean we're also getting Luz vs Anne, since a clip from Amphibia was used in Dimitri vs Guts?
>Master Chief
Maybe? I'm still not convinced what we saw all the way back in the first trailer was any specific character.
If I were to just throw out ideas on what could remain, I'd say:
>Ichigo vs Yusuke
>Punisher vs Judge Dredd
>Escanor vs Whitebeard
>The Doctor vs Rick
Hellboy vs Deviman.
Well, next ep's a skip for me
Yep. Just going to sit in these threads and shitpost.
i am hereby askign that instead of researching gojo vs makima otto instead debates what would be the best car to drive in in marvel/dc
not even the fastest just best to sit in or whatever
Not Otto, but any car not in NYC for Marvel. NYC is miserable to drive in real life, now add in the fact that a couple of super goons will probably rampage through your morning commute, making you late to work, probably wrecking your car, and if you're lucky you make it out alive.
For DC, as it doesn't have a concentration of heroes to the degree Marvel does, you'd want something with luxury and a high safety rating in case Zod decides to show up and hurl you at Superman while you're driving, probably a BMW of some sort.
How about the Fantasticar?
>In return Jiren is going to be fed to Atrocitus or Sentry
>In return Gohan is going to kill Mark as a pity win and an obvious stomp MU
>In return Cell dies to Sephiroth
The eternal DB cycle
Hot take: I think Jiren beats Sentry and they're likely to add his SDBH feats
Cell definitely beats Sephiroth, he literally regenerated from a SINGLE Cell
Bitch, even I can tell you that Sentry stomps Jiren, especially when they scale him above Molecule Man. Also, you matchup is trash listroon.
>sentry scales above MM
Anon, I...
Read my post. When Death Battle inebitably scales Sentry above Molecule Man, doesn't mean I scale him.
He looks hype though!
Fricking robbed us of a cool fight.
THEY ARE JUST FRICKING WITH US I SWEAR TO GOD
>both have a Gold and Black form
>don’t use it
Why would they even cut this? Golden Frieza still beats Golden Megatron, and it wouldn’t even cost the animator any more work, since it’s literally a palette-swap
Probably excluded because JG1 might make Megatron win. They just wanted a safe Frieza victory to placate the Dragon Ball fans until they have Jiren/Zamasu/Moro lose.
I genuinely do not think anyone cares about Moro after he became just another generic DBZ villain with his wish other than people who want to shitpost about Jiren/Broly's power level.
It's like if Tenten lost to say Nami, nobody would care because nobody likes Tenten.
Moro/Granolah don't really have any good MU's
Just avoid using them until they become incorporated into the actual canon,
Jiren vs Sentry is the way imo
Even if they did I don't think would care to ask for them.
They're worse than Zamasu. Zamsu is a bad villain, but Moro, Granolah and Gas are BORING villains. I usually don't use the Boring Worse Than Bad card often, if at all, but they fit that bill
confirmed never ever?
>SLLLLLLLUUUURRRRPPPPP
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/10/suggested-media-gojo.html?m=1
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/10/suggested-media-makima.html?m=1
Blogs are out
Lol ultra made a reference to princess bubblegum vs makima
This fight was probably forced to be in by rt like omniman vs homelander..kek
Who should fight Sailor Moon Knight?
Loonatics Unleashed
>"Frieza never resisted anything like anti-matter"
>"he maybe did, we don't care"
Cool research.
Okay, what Cinemaphile Halloween fights could we have gotten instead of the abortion we're getting next? I want to escape into a better world.
Nemesis vs Walrider
/co/, anon. That's Cinemaphile vs Cinemaphile.
Is Beetlejuice Cinemaphile? If so he can appear or just do Scooby vs Courage or Mumra vs Skeletor or something
Winifred Sanderson vs Wendy the Good Witch
Wendy is for Sabrina
Vampire Batman vs Werewolf Captain America
>twitter weebs reacting to this match-up
>They're already hyping the reaction to be incredibly toxic, potentially Ben vs Hal levels
Do...do CSM and JJK fans not like each other or something?
For some reason they don't. Even though both manga are remarkably similar. Which is why Gojo vs. Makima is extra silly. There's smart MUs In there, this isn't one of them.
Also I'm sorry but as I see it, this match is a complete stalemate. Nether of these characters can reasonably kill each other. If Makima doesn't enter with her contracts the match, she's useless in a head on fight. And if she gets them she essentially gets infinite lives.
But she has no real way to overcome Gojo's limitless, and essentially has no way to actually touch him without an infinite of her own. I used to think his wank was NLF but it actually took an attack that cut through infinite distance to kill him.
So it's someone who can never permanently kill the other person vs. Someone who can never even touch the other person.
Can't gojo just kill makima until she's finally dead? He would have all the time in the world.
He's a citizen of Japan, presumably, and Makima made a contract that redirects damage she suffers into misfortune to citizens of Japan. Eventually, he's going to kill himself.
I don't give a frick about JJK or CSM. All I know is that CSM has great music and JJK's only notable character is Gojo. Buuuuuut based on what I've seen both fandoms seem to be pretty salty people.
I want to see a true composite Freeza with all his game shit. Like his regenerative immortal body that is invulnerable, evil energy absorption that empowers him, infinite energy and mass cloning. Along with SDBH scaling of course.
Most CSM fans are JJK fans and vice versa. Are you new to interfanbase shitposting or something?
Shonen fanbases for some odd reason are really fricking comptetitive with each other for no reason. Most of them are in the same fricking magazine.
It't be like Green Lantern fans hating the Flash fanbase.
Well, Superman fans and Batman fans hate each other, so...
From what I've seen most of that hate comes from non-comic Batgays.
You can chalk it up to people who still think Superdickery is indcadive of Superman as a whole, even though those were from eras before they were even fricking born, and to people who delude themselves into thinking Batman is 'relatable' or 'realistic'. Yeah sure because you can totally relate to a billionaire. And said Billionaire caring about lives other than his own is totally realistic.
I believe it stems from the fact that the manga industry is insanely competitive. Shonen manga get axed all the time for failing to perform properly. It's a dog eat dog world. So manga fans have an inherent friction.
But if Luffy can beat Naruto or not doesn't impact One Piece/Naruto/Boruto sales?
Yeah, but people attach themselves to media too often.
That's why the average person gets so heated when you mock something they like. Because it means, to them, you're also mocking them.
"IF Naruto is a stupid no effort manga mde for babies, that means I'M a stupid no effort person with the mentality of a baby!" "And that can't be right because I'm an adult and I am nuanced and smart! That means Naruto is actually deeply nuanced and intelligent, just like me!"
>Sonic gets to use some long dead comic continuity no one cares about, twice
>Megatron isn't even allowed to get shit from the anime trilogy that aired on TV on the same channel as Dragon Ball and is still getting toys to this day
Why even have the matchup if you're just going to cherry pick one fighter at their weakest anyways?
Frieza would have won ether way but it would have been a way better spectacle.
They probably didn't know Gold/Alternity Megatron existed and wanted to give DBZ a free win apology and by the time Artemis finished animating it,
they were like "oh shit" we messed up, definitely a controversial fight, like Toph vs Gaara and Yang vs Tifa but their view count should be quite good from this, Dbzgays were crying for them loudly to use Black Frieza while Transformers gays didn't say anything,
>They probably didn't know Gold/Alternity Megatron existed
That's reasonable. Those are obscure pack-in comic forms.
But the Unicron Trilogy isn't obscure at all. It's more popular than the cartoons Transformers currently airs.
My guess was being too scared of potential scaling to the Unicron Singularity making Master Galvatron too stronk.
To be fair, I think Live-Action Megatron is the weakest. Or something like picture book or sticker album universe Megatron.
If the fight literally ends like this, how would you react?
I'd laugh. At least we'd get something funny out of this shitshow.
I’d laugh, even if it ends up being inaccurate. It should really be
>Gojo tosses a Hollow Purple at Makima
>As she’s hit by it, Gojo also starts to feel the impact and notices that where she’s being erased, so is he
>He looks back and sees a chain attached to his neck, and desperately tries to sever the connection by detonating Purple
>All that does is make them both evaporate, until Makima emerges from the bowls of Hell
REMATCH
NOW
BITCHLY
made for Dark Broly
Xeno Broly one shots him anyways, and rematches are very rare
and Death Battle made their point to Marvel gays when they made Hulk lose, they gave him everyone and all Marvel gays do is pull shit out of a different continuity and then another, its stupid and noone has properly debunked shit
unless they got something wrong, tell me right now,
Sooo… does Makima actually fight? Like with actual martial arts or energy blasts? All the scenes I’ve seen of her just have her pointing at people and they explode. Seems like an MU with zero animation potential.
She summons goons.
Hey, thumbnail anon. Requesting:
>Beetlejuice vs Casper
>Scooby vs Courage
>Mumm-Ra vs Skeletor
>Winifred Sanderson vs Wendy the Good Witch
Also, what are your favorite Halloween episode suggestions?
What would a professor X death battle ep look like?
Mad sick wheelchair skillz
Sentry would NEVER lay fists on his hero
It would seem that Saint Seiya's existence has once again led to some unprompted controversy...
Rent free.
I want to visit the timeline where Death Battle is ran by Latinos
I don't. But it may be more profitable. We would've had Gohan and Piccolo matchups already, 100%
Seiya vs DB is the Marvel vs DC of that timeline
strangely enough i don't think they'd wank capeshit and anime as badly
If Makima dies so does everyone in Japan?
There’s no way gayongays are accepting such a blatant pity win, right? This might as well have been Zeno vs coughing baby with how one-sided it was. It’s SO obvious that they’re using this fight to set Dragon Ball up for a future L.
If they're going to do any Dragonball match in the future it should be one the fans actually want:
So I guess moro vs tirek would be an L even though nobody really cares about moro.
Gohan gonna suck some Superdick
I definitely thought there was something I didn't know. I knew Frieza was going to win but I was expecting a "so that's why they thought this match made sense" moment like Megatron having a special form hidden away.
They literally didn't use the version of megatron that CAN use special forms.
I don't understand why they wouldnt use japanese megatron for this.
WEAKBALLS, that's why
We can remind them
I don't give a shit about Death Battle as a series. I'm just here for the spectacle and I'm happy one of my favourite character's won.
Besides, you people always bring up compositing across dozens of universes to get your character to be some extradimensional gigagod or whatever the frick but I never see Dragon Ball get a composite of that scale. The most they get is the mainline anime and manga which changes frickall.
Maybe at some point you'll realise Death Battle isn't based in facts or logic or argumentation. It's junk food.
>but I never see Dragon Ball get a composite of that scale
Probably because outside of Xenoverse/Heroes it doesn't do much for the fight.
Freeza has numerous abilities across the games that he doesn't have in his anime/manga composite. Such as a completely immortal body that is invulnerable. Or evil energy absorption. Or infinite energy. He even has cloning abilities.
To put the evil energy absorption into perspective, base Freeza kills Broly and far surpasses Super Buu in Shin Budokai. Just by absorbing evil energy from various opponents.
>eza has numerous abilities across the games that he doesn't have in his anime/manga composite
Can you link this and post pics, thanks,
they definitely downplayed Frieza imo, Gold should've been enough, Black is overkill
They said in the analysis that Golden was enough. They just had Freeza use Black for the cool factor like when they had Guy use the Eighth Gate against All Might.
I see, but can you post pics of his other abilities like absorption and etc from the games??
I don't have scans on me or anything right now but the games he does this shit are:
>Evil energy absorption and unlimited energy
Shin Budokai (btw this starts to turn him into Janemba, which would give him shitloads of hax if given a Janemba transformation with his scaling)
>Immortality
Budokai 1 (this one was more eternal life), Supersonic Warriors 1 and 2 (becoming immortal removes his cybernetics, regenerates his body and makes it so he is always in peak condition so he doesn't need to go 100% FP to use his full strength)
>More immortality and invulnerability + cloning
Battle of Z has him become invincible and the power to spam clones who only have the weakness of lacking immortality. The only thing that could harm him was the Spirit Bomb. Which I believe directly harms evil beings.
Base Freeza should have been enough with the most basic of scaling but they don't accept Beyond God or Goku's base adapting to his BoG power.
>The only thing that could harm him was the Spirit Bomb.
Then he's not fricking invincible.
I meant invulnerable. The way he is defeated is via the Spirit Bomb which can't harm pure good beings but is effective against evil beings.
Same shit in Shin Budokai. He loses because of the positive energy of Krillin and 18's love. Freeza's invulnerability and evil energy power can be bypassed via positive energy. Making him extremely effective against evil beings but vulnerable to pure good beings.
They justified that BoG. If they scaled base Freeza above BoG SSG (like they should have) he would scale to it. Freeza should also resist Hakai in base form, no reason he would magically have it in Golden but not base.
He also didn't block the antimatter completely. He just resisted long enough to survive, react and move away.
umm actually the spirit bomb hurts everyone but only good guys can deflect it
Frick if I know then. He is immune to all damage until Goku uses the Spirit Bomb. It requires the user to be pure of heart and pure beings can effortlessly deflect it. There is some sort of component there using positive energy.
Frankly if he's invulnerable in the Battle of Z story but can be killed by the Spirit Bomb then that just implies the BoZ Spirit Bomb can bypass invulnerability in some way.
>I meant invulnerable.
It's the same fricking thing.
Frieza just became tougher, he didn't get some conceptual invincibility shield.
He didn't become 'tougher'. He was strong as he was before the wish. He just became immortal and his body became invulnerable to damage. Superman has invulnerability but he is still vulnerable to magical abilities and is weakened by kryptonite.
You can call it 'nigh-invulnerability' if that helps.
Still means he can get his ass kicked by raw power.
I don't know what your point is. I used invincible by mistake once but I have used the term 'invulnerable' with Superman in mind this entire time. Because this is about battleboarding and Superman is the guy referred to as being invulnerable.
Freeza's body in BoZ is so tough that it can't be harmed unless there is a huge power differential. Does that satisfy your autism?
Interesting, I wish they did this for Previous DBZ Characters, maybe Vegeta could've won against Thor that way
>Base Freeza should have been enough with the most basic of scaling
Golden was needed for the annihilation resist (IMO Golden/Black Freeza should not have been able to block the antimatter attack completely)
They had base frieza as being strong to kill Megatron. Hell first form frieza would likely win.
I mean. In Kakarot, Goku's IT functions as timestop/separate dimension which can only be used by users of IT.
Ironic since Gojo got flushed by the entire vs community.
It's ironic because the way he died implied he was stronger than I thought he was. I thought "limitless" was embellished hyperbole, since so many other powers in the manga are too (death voice, that guy who can reverse damage thresholds, that Zenin frame rate power, any legendary weapon etc.). But Sukuna actually needed to use infinite to beat him. I didn't think an attack like that would even show up in the manga. Sukuna literally jumped from multi city block to cutting across the entire universe.
Oh yeah Sukuna’s attack was soooo powerful and he had to cut all of existence to beat Gojo!
Hey who has that panel of Kashi dodging the same exact move?
It's more the attack's range that is unprecedented, not it's power. Nothing else in the JJL manga is close to it.
>an attack with infinite range can be dodged
Now, be honest, does that make sense in your head?
Infinite range =! Infinite speed. Ideon has a gun with infinite range that multiple enemies dodge.
See, now you’re just making an argument that doesn’t exist.
INFINITE RANGE implies that nowhere you go will be safe. Sukuna’s little rant was talking about how he “cut everything”, so it shouldn’t be something you can avoid in the first place. Speed isn’t a factor, but Sukuna being a witty little liar rat IS. The “infinite range” is a meme, he cut where Gojo was, and when he tried that on Kashi it whiffed.
Why are you assuming JJK's author can even make heads or tails of real world physics?
Why would he make a false claim that just makes Gojo seem stronger? Seems like the wrong place to brag.
Because in the pages before that, Gojo is saying how he wouldn’t even need that move to beat him. He says “wow, even if he didn’t use Mahogaroblahblah I still would’ve gotten raped!” Sukuna was just hyping himself up, Christ it’s like this is your first fighting manga.
True!
That still doesn't make sense. Why wouldn't he make it look like he just wasted the best chance to beat him with little effort? Why make up a feat that isn't even relevant? If it wasn't what he said it was,will we ever be told what it actually was?
>Why wouldn't he make it look like he just wasted the best chance to beat him with little effort?
1. Because ending an anticipated fight in three chapters wouldn’t be very interesting. 2. Sukuna had to actively train himself during that fight with his babysitters in order to figure out how to pull off that move.
>Why make up a feat that isn't even relevant?
Tell me, when Miguel said that he could punch as fast as light, and when that one guy from Ippo claimed to have a punch that broke the sound barrier, did you also take those at face value? You seem to be the type of person who will take everything literally without thinking about it for a second because the character said it, therefore it must be true, even though the dialogue itself is debunked by the environment and his battle with Kashi.
>will we ever be told what it actually was?
Whoops, hit send too early.
Anyways, it’s been told to you numerous times.
Sukuna cut where Gojo was. He cut the space he was occupying, it’s not a universal feat, it’s basic distance ignoring.
Are you saying it clove through the entire planet, through countless asteroids as it left through the Oort Cloud, then the galaxy, destroyed myriad stars in its wake and bounced off the nonexistent edge of infinite space?
>the range is infinite
>it can be dodged
Are you doubting that it was what Sukuna said or are you saying someone dodging it was an error? Cause both of those things are simply presented as being true in the manga, wether it makes sense or not.
The attack is horizontal and be predicted by just looking at sukuna's hand movements. Gojo just got wienery as hell.
Kashimo literally dodged it and he is fodder.
I mean all you have to do is move slightly on a different axis than is being cut.
It's still infinite range.
Match him.
Z CHADly
Jehovah from WOD, because DEITYnic is beyond the tiering system
Too Slow.
>already did Mario & Flash
So I guess all that's left is either Kirby, Goku or Mega Man.
Goku. Thats the only real fight left waiting for him.
*solos The End*
>Destoys Sonic's cosmology and omniverse with half an A press
>not caught up on the a press meta
ngmi
We got a TerminalIllness' watcher here folks.
Couldn't have picked a better time for the fight.
what's that on the right?
Is there any actual hype left for Gojo after his unceremonious death? Is this going to be like how they did an AoT episode after the ending tanked all fan love for the series?
Alex Mercer should Kill Eren
>Animation makes it seem like it was a close fight
>In reality, Frieza is trillions of times faster so the fight would have been over in an instant
>They still act like Megatron could have stood a chance
Why do they do this at times? It’s not like they haven’t admitted past fights were one sided before.
I don't get the point ether.
Ironically Black Adam vs Apoc should have been quite close but the actual animation was a humiliating stomp. There had to have been a Black Adam anti on that animation team.
MEGATRON gayS SQUEAL, THEY KNEEL, THEIR HEADCANON ISN'T REAL. THEY COPE, THEY MOPE SOMEONE HAND THEM A ROPE. THEY SIN THEY NEVER WIN THEY BELONG IN A TRASH BIN. THEY JOB THEIR SLOBS AND THIER TO SHORT TO REACH THE DOORKNOB.
I don't think any transformer fans are actually up set by this at all.
Everyone thought this was a stomp from the beginning.
Most people were spamming "Frieza ftw" so yea, but I kinda thought Megatron would pull an upset, but a DBZ 4 lose streak would be insane
I'm not upset. I'm just disappointed in MegaFRAUD, but that is to be expected.
I mean the last two weeks have basically been "If they use the craziest Megatrons, Frieza loses. If they just use regular, Frieza wins". And that's really par for the course for this whole season, stomps unless a specific thing happens. And this next one is no different, Gojo likely wins unless Makima can control him, or he counts as a citizen of Japan for the contract, as he is from Japan, but not this Japan, then Makima wins.
>TROONformers moved the goalpost from Megatron to Shockwave
You love to see it.
>journey to the west inspired web anime and new SS4/Wukong form for Goku
>maybe a new movie teaser, I am guessing Cooler
>special look at the future of Dragon Ball
>new manga arc teaser
>Iyoku probably introducing CCT
>Frieza actually won something
Good shit.
Definitely a good day all across,
He won something a year ago. What I find funny is that Goku and Vegeta have had zero wins in over 3 years. They never won a fight in Granolah over two years and it's been a year since then. Not to mention the Death Battle Ls.
Less than Hal Jordan. BOOOMMMMM!!
Hal Jordan stomps her in that department
Kek. I was waiting for this.
Exactly how?
Part of me wants to read CSM and JJK just for the memes this fight might bring
Go ahead, and you'll see just how much of a mismatch this is on every level.
GIWTWM
Don't worry bronies and transformer-fans, Hasbro will get a respectable win:loss record on death battle someday. Granted, it'll be thanks to magic the gathering and d&d, and not your pitiful franchises, but still.
>midgic the fattening
>casuals and dungeons
Nah it will be the GI CHADS who will take over sorry neckbeards
Shockwave is the Alpha and Omega
Megatron talking all that shit only to get humiliated by Shockwave again.
>Makima I am putting together a team...
pedophile!
IN BRIGHTEST DAY
IN BLACKEST NIGHT
NO CHILD SHALL ESCAPE MY SIGHT
LET THOSE WHO WORSHIP THE LAWS MIGHT beware MY POWER
PEDOPHILES UNITE!
NO HEAVEN OR SPACE CAN STOP MY DICK
WE CLOSE THE LIGHTS AS BUSSY FILLS
CAUSE NOTHING CAN CONTAIN OUR WILL!
>[explosion sound followed by Ben moaning]
>thanksforthetip.mp4
doesn't hal thanking for the tip imply the opposite
No because he is thanking ben for letting him put the tip of his wiener in ben's ass
>Hal Jordan attempting to reorder events to pretend he didn't get buttfricked
Cope, huh?
that must have happened before
anon, i don't think you thank people for giving you something you give...
The word tip has multiple meanings
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>literal fanfiction about hal having sex with a child
Halpedos are disgusting
They seem weirdly obsessed with it, and with "real kids" as Halpedo put so bluntly
>the MCU (Molestation Cinematic Universe) will become real
Finally, DC can into the big screen!
>Drop your pants, kiddo.
Why do you guys slam on Hal for being a Pedo when Deathstroke is a pedo til, and actually does get slammed for this in the comics?
Ben gays salty about losing. Deathstroke already lost to his joke of an imitator. Not really worthwhile to clown on him.
Nobody cares about Deathstroke (other than titangays)
Well, those slimy weird old men who inhabit the various shipping threads here that want older men and monsters to frick younger women care about him because he's their hero.
He's not a meme in Death battle so he's not that prevalent in the threads
Because Stroke gets humbled enough in the comics. Clark humbled him, Barry humbled him, Bizarro humbled him, the list goes on.
Bizarro?
Bizarro Clark who took over as him for a day or something along those lines. Flicked Strokey away with his fingers. If you think that’s bad, Barry pulled a prank on DS and made him believe he actually killed him, only to complete his actual mission and then come back, instantly BTFO Stroke, then go home.
>>Won't do Rey vs Korra because of "toxic fans"
CSM and JJK fans actually LIKE these characters though
Does the weakest count as those with the least feats or those with the most pathetic showings?
Bit of both.
Just wondering since you can find several 'featless' Megatrons.
As I said, something like a coloring book or a sticker album.
>bring up shockwave in 3 posts
>all the sudden discussion about boy dicky emerges
Oh megasisters, like Poetry
I just assumed thes guys knew something about Transformers that I didn't know.
...I guess not? Did we really need an episode for this?
There is, they just didn't use it. They even said they could have but didn't because 'muh continuity'. Even though they've used Composite characters before.
I'm trying to find good CSM MUs
>Denji vs Finn/Yuji
>Aki vs Megumi
>Power vs Foo Fighters
>Makima vs Griffith/Ryo
>Reze vs Reiner
Anyone else have any good ideas?
>Green Lantern vs Sailor Moon happens
How would the threads react?
Soundtrack for the fight.
>You see Usagi You're a child in a grown up's world and I'm a grown up who loves to play with children
>UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Green laterns rape.
Considering Cinemaphile is full with pedophiles these threads will be recieving unironic drawgay OC
Who should Pedobear fight?
Chris Hansen of course. Or Elliot Stabler
Hal
Hal Jordan vs EDP vs Epstein battle royale
Jared Fogle
Joe R. Biden, Sniffer in Chief
Put your trip on, Otto.
Gordon Flowers or Skeet Hansen.
I don't know, does he? If he doesn't, the fight is even more lame than I thought, it's just a wizard against a demon summoner, how the frick is that Halloween?
I mean, Makima isn't even a Demon Summoner really she's just a demon.
The battle has about as many themetic connections as Hermoine Granger vs, I don't fricking know, Dabura.
>Heromonie vs dabura
Holy kino.
Gojo's powerset is best described as "shounen exorcist". He has more in common with a Bleach character than any other power set.
Tragic.
Hal has allies in Mamoru and Nephrite already. Hal wins.
>Jiren vs Sentry
moronic b***h!!! TELL ME THE CONNECTIONS?
Character only liked by powergays vs Character only liked by powergays
I thought people liked Sentry because had a bunch of mental problems.
Damn that sucks because sentry looks like a really cool character, he's kind of like the maxx but with superpowers
Sentry is a cool guy but sadly a large part of his fanbase only likes him for powerscaling reasons
I'm partial to Sentry vs Mr. Majestic. Icon is more thematic for Mr. Majestic, but Icon is a scrub tier Superman.
Frick, no. Supreme has unfinished business with Majestic to sort out, and Sentry is for Primetime. What even is this bush league booking?
Doesn't Sentry get snuffed out by PRIME TIME with fricking ease? It's a no-diff for Superman but Stronger.
Also imagine thinking that WB would let "Superman but Stronger" lose to ANYBODY in Death Battle.
>listtroon cope
Either Jiren vs Atrocitus or Jiren vs MM. Frick Sentry.
anon, Jiren isn't even a character
He has a sad backstory
>Both lost people close to them
>Pensive/Unmovable people unless exhausted and weakened
>Superheroes/Supermen of their respective verses
>Both are stated to be Omniversial and surprass even the Gods of destruction
>never watched Dragon Ball
>never read a single comic about Sentry
moron.
I did watch Dragon ball moron and read a bit about Sentry,
the moron is building level, and struggled against female ultron,
Jiren dogwalks him, theres more visual feats, moving on,
>Sentry is building level
You stupid moesshitter. have a nice day listroon. Sentry would unironically solo all of Dragon Ball.
Stupid raging marvel gay, have a nice day,
Sentry gets dogwalked by Naruto, you have no feats frick off,
>Sentry gets dogwalked by Naruto
Sentry solos all of TRASHnen Jump.
>Sentry [FACT]
You know, I use to think Gokugays were the most mindbroken about Death Battle, but Bengays changed my mind.
>NOOOO YOU CANNOT SLANDER HAL JORDAN HE IS MY HERO!!!!!!!
kek
>He thinks a DC character is my hero
>posts his mindbreak
kekaroo!
>m-mi-mi-
kek
this the best halsisters can muster up?
step aside and let a REAL lantern like Gardner take the stage
>Next fight is Satoru Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen) vs Makima (Chainsaw Man) on Oct 23.
holy SAVES YOUR SEASON
missed the last thread for this
>the anti-hype for Gojo vs Makima has everybody delving into pedophilia discussion
What is happening in this thread?
That's just how bad the MU is.
Makimer
>Do a demon summoner theme for Halloween
>Pick two lame ass demon summoners
That's how. It's like if they did a vampire theme and picked Bunnicula vs Count Chocula.
Does Gojo actually summon demons?
>Megatron has a Gold and Black form
>Don’t use it against his opponent who also has Gold and Black forms
Are they moronic?
So they’re moronic, got it. What’s even the point of the fight then?
Breaking the Dragon Ball losing streak
They would have had to give the fight to Megs in that case.
Primetime would be so mean, though. He'd call Sentry a deviant art OC. Marvel has suffered enough.
I'd be perfectly fine with Gojo vs Makima being an outright draw where both of them realize "Ok this isn't working, we can't kill each other. Wanna team up and kill this Suckuuner fricker?"
Because otherwise what, Makima has 100 million lives? This isn't a fricking DIO vs Alucard moment where they can just say "Oh, Makima gives up her extra lives so that she can die."
Let's say that Gojo needs to kill Makima 100 million times, and for whatever reason he isn't included in that number of civilians he needs to kill.
Lowball, you can say that each kill takes Gojo a single second. That'd take him 3 fricking years of continual fighting to win.
Now, if you crank that to a minute per kill? That's 190 fricking years of time spent trying to kill her.
Why do people think that Makima can’t kill Gojo when Control, BFR and Bang are all instant wincons.
I mean, full wank on Gojo's side they arguably wouldn't work.
That's an attack, which would be reflected onto the civilians of Japan.
>That's an attack
Doesn't intention matter too?
Yeah, intention matters, but you can't cheat it unless you're genuinely mentally ill like Denji is. By voring her, Denji genuinely was acting out of love.
Unless Gojo starts to simp for Makima in the middle of the battle and is convinced that Ultimate Cursed Reversed Rainbowfrick Void or whatever he uses is an act of love, he can't touch her.
>that Ultimate Cursed Reversed Rainbowfrick Void
Thanks for reminding me about Liquid Brown.
It is a Pokémon battle, it’s just that Makima is the trainer with her many demons and Gojo is the wild Mon.
>arguably wouldn’t work
Cursed Speech =/= Control so that’s already out of the equation.
Gojo literally cannot do anything about being sent to a different dimension so BFR is fully on the table.
Bang ignores distance entirely, and even if you think it doesn’t then it doesn’t matter since Gojo can still be thrown into space.
He'll just overload her with information and leave her to die.
But in the animation, I imagine it would be something like gojo just somehow repeatedly killing her again and again for a fakeout to happen ("aren't you a citizen of japan too?") before gojo utters something about infinity and ends her for good.
I like Sentry. Why did Cates do it?
Hal Jordan wearing a hat that says "I love minors" vs Pedobear
literally Spongebob vs. Aquaman, that was the point of the episode
Considering the speed difference they had between Freeza and Megs, the Anti-Matter thing must've been like him just watching a glacier slowly move towards him over the course of thousands of years, and he just... let it hit him.
LMFAO at G1 saying they were going to have Megs speed blitz.
It was really a "WELL MEGATRON MIGHT HAVE BEEN A TRILLION TIMES SLOWER AND LESS POWERFUL THAN FREEZA, BUT THIS WAS A CLOSE FIGHT!" episode, wasn't it?
I hate moronic scaling chains so much, Otto.
How did Hal become a meme?
his pedophilia arc was unearthed
Imagine if Kitty Pryde magically aged herself up to frick Wolverine and then editorial spent the next few decades dropping retcon bombs on it.
Really? Damn I was thinking this was going to be like a Pokemon battle with demons.
Way to go, Ben, Chad, you ruined another Halloween you souless fricks. The Great Pumpkin rejects you and your homosexualry. I hope your houses get tp'ed.
I mean, Makima's whole thing is that she's the Demon of Control, as in she has mind control bullshit or whatever.
This is the opposite of a thematic fight.
Dabura vs Hermoine Granger.
Hal-shaped ass-pain of the bencucks. See how they sexualize it and victimize themselves lmao
Hal had sexual intercourse with an underaged girl after she aged her body up. Halpedos think it's a gotcha to insinuate Hal Jordan wants to sodomize 10 year old Ben 10
>sexualized cope
>pedo false-flagging
Benpedos get the rope
>f-falseflagging
Yikes, halpedo
This is a new low for you
Frieza & Megatron vs Vader & Obito vs Hulk & Broly (Super)
Joe Biden vs Pedobear
Both in the brisk walk pose
>Blatant bias in what is considered G1to let Frieza win
>Next fight isn’t Halloween related at all
Yeah, I’m tuning out of this show until another interesting episode happens.
Thankfully we will get no slurpza spam.
Makima trannies are gonna take over /dbg/ in a few days
Are they really?
>Makima trannies
People want to frick her, not be her. Only a select number of mentally ills want that, but trannies exist in all fanbases so, whatever.
Noone cares that deeply about JJK or Chainsaw Man, both stories are too confusing to follow, from the power structure to the plot, and kinda rip off other Shounens,
JJK clearly copies Bleach/Naruto with Sukuna and Yuji having symbiotic relationship like Naruto and Kurama in Part 1, only difference is, Sukuna is always evil,
>JJK
>Chainsaw Man
>too confusing to follow
American education is in the toilet
>JJK and CSM are hard to follow
>Using the trope of “demon possesses boy” is ripping off other shonens
I think you’re just moronic.
Your a moron,
This is like Naruto + Bleach, what the frick is "cursed" technique this doesn't make sense
leave me alone if you got nothing nice to say
>your a moron
>your
Thank you for proving my point. If you genuinely can’t understand a basic power system such as “soul energy that lets you use a power based on your heritage” then you ARE a moron.
>leave me alone if you got nothing nice to say
Do I look like your fricking mom? You said something idiotic, I called you out for being a brainlet. Suck it up buttercup.
I don't have all the time in the day to read through the shitty power system dumbass, I don't give a shit about it and its an overrated manga with shitty art on the level of togashis scribbles
>granolah kicks goku
>the attack sends the saiyan through the forest
>goku grabs a random branch to stop himself from going further
>branch unaffected
Subsonic goku and granola
Multiversal train anon, please understand
>Goku is suprised and jumps right back into action.
>Goku sub omni man and invincible level
KEKAROO
>alien train made of alien materials doesn't even stun Goku
YUP YUP. MY HERO!!!!
>Doesn't realize that its a traced scene,
Fricking newbies
>Toyotaro tracing
No shit.
>catching onto something isn't possible
Kek.
Goku put his ki in the tree so it wouldn't break. Same reason why the train that hits Goku was able to smash into him without being damaged.
>Branch level Goku
KWAB
>Sentry about to rip Superman's sternum out of his chest
>Sentry begging for his life like a dog
Kek and true
>Next fight is Satoru Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen) vs Makima (Chainsaw Man) on Oct 23
the absolute state
Anime/manga vs Anime/manga episodes always blow tbh
Reminder, Sentry is Jiren's idol.