Death Battle

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  1. 6 months ago
    Thumbnail Anon

    Yo. Send requests or whatever

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Birdo's vore on terrorism.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do an already existing episode but AI generate both characters

      • 6 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        An actually interesting premise, I recall someone having a similar thing a while back with Godzilla vs Gamera. Anyone got suggestions of this kind?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles vs Disney’s Gargoyles

          • 6 months ago
            Thumbnail Anon

            It doesn't like Gargoyles too much

            • 6 months ago
              Thumbnail Anon

              but a neat Gargoyles poster

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Damn, that AI really is good. Even if that Donatello mask is off and Raph’s holding a weird thing

              but a neat Gargoyles poster

              So close

              • 6 months ago
                Thumbnail Anon

                it kinda hit or misses with the Turtles, often making the maskes the same color or adding a lot more turtles

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      John Cena vs Mussolini

      • 6 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alan Wake vs Jackie Estacado, with the light/dark dichotomy

      • 6 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice, thanks

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Caleb (Blood) vs Caleb (Dead By Daylight)

      • 6 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      A cool triceratops.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      Thank you for the thumbnail , but I asked you for this type of version of the Archver to pic related

      • 6 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Sorry anon, the original pic was just what I saw when I searched the name

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      DrawAnon and TNAnon vs Midterm Math and Jannies

      • 6 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The TARDIS VS The Magic School Bus

      • 6 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vandal Savage vs The Immortal.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fight where neither character can die

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vandal's regen is much faster than Immortals, and when the latter is beheaded, he needs to be reattached to come back.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Vandal now has some dumb magic feats

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Red Guy (Cow and Chicken) vs Red Guy (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

      Please.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bloody Skeleton (Castlevania) vs Dry Bones (Super Mario Bros)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if you saw it a few threads ago, but I'd still like Father Gascoigne vs Father Anderson.

      • 6 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Yes I remember it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you, kind sir.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dialga, Palkia, & Giratina vs Din, Nayru, & Farore

      • 6 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice, thank you.

    • 6 months ago
      DrawAnon

      The Beast (OTGW) vs Beldam (Coraline) but it’s creepy because of the late Halloween thing

      • 6 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amy vs Peach

      • 6 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman Beyond vs Spider-Man 2099

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Angel and Spike vs Sam and Dean Winchester

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you do wallpapers?

      [...]
      To be fair, Spongebob and Courage’s fights seem to confirm people like sillier Death Battles

      Sad that Tom loses though, since he can in fact die. I remember 2 times he died, the one where he died at the beginning, and tried to get Jerry to forgive him so he wouldn't go to Hell. The other was one of the Musketeers episodes, at the end he gets guillotined.

      They're toonforce characters. They can't die. It will just be another tie.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that only immature manchildren like.
        Right, because only mature and mentally well adjusted adults avatargay as a fictional character from a cartoon movie on a Mongolian basket weaving website yeah? Glass houses and what have you.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meant for

          Friendly reminder that toonforce matchups are cancer to VS that only immature manchildren like. They only end with ties or when the only character who has toonforce wins. Frick toonforce homosexualry.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They can't die.
        They can. The Death Battle counts as one episode, so they can't come back if there's no next episode. So grave and heaven gag will be their final gag, as long as there's no more Death Battles with that character.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong. Toons can't die unless something like the Dip is involved.

      • 6 months ago
        Thumbnail Anon

        Have the template for it but never got around to trying it. What did you have in mind?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah. How about Mirko vs Captain Mizuki?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jack Cayman vs Travis Touchdown
      Invincible vs Conner Kent

      They already described one of the last 2 poll winners as a stomp. Who cares, it's a popular matchup and people wanna see it.
      Btw which would you say they believed was the stomp match? Billcord or Colex?They bought into max wank Bill, but Alex had like no wincons in the post analysis.

      Billcord. Speedy made Discord look like a jobber.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alex YiiK vs Space Dandy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have the template for it but never got around to trying it. What did you have in mind?

      Not the same anon, but Walter (The Mask) vs Kaoru Hanayama (Baki the Grappler).

      Walter is for Walter

      Walter is for Kaoru Hanayama.
      Walter White is for Tony Soprano.

      He doesn't btfo toon force as often as Walter though. And we've had 3 eps with toon wank. Walter would clear each one 1v1 btw

      Walter isn't THAT strong bro. He can get put down much more easily than you think.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Earl Turner (Turner Diaries) vs Oscar Yeager (Hunter)

      Battle of the White Supremacists

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one advantage Rick has is that his Portal Gun is... portable. The Doctor's TARDIS is slow and The Doctor loses access to it all the time.
    ...It won't save Rick, but it's the thought that counts.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The one advantage Rick has is that his Portal Gun is... portable
      haha sonic screwdriver go brrrr

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh my frickin heck is that rick from PICKLE RICK!??!?!

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yes. Remote control has been done before. Though it'd be more of a priority to just up and short circuit all of the internal cybernetics.

    ?t=89

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What other team fights exist anyways?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still trying to force this
      >not the street sharks
      >not the swat katz
      >not the road rovers
      >not the battle toads
      >not the extreme dinosaurs
      >not the moo mesa boys
      >not bucky o' hare and crew
      >not muscle muttz
      >not biker mice
      >not skeleton warriors
      >not samurai pizza cats
      >not avenger penguins
      >not the kung fu dinosaurs
      >not the gargoyles
      >not the mummies

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Listroon never learns, just switches targets

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        RWBY are desperate to get some angling of view to the point that they were literally pick a unconnected mashup to do it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it’s so unconnected why it the most popular matchup for Team RWBY?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just because you post it doesn't mean it's the most popular.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Online it is and has even been referenced by the Death Battle people themselves

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because you said they referenced it. More people want Gargoyles vs Ninja Turtles, and a very vocal group want Sharks vs Turtles.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >More people want Gargoyles vs Ninja Turtles,

                Genuinely never seen the Death Battle MUs for that

                >and a very vocal group want Sharks vs Turtles.

                A loud minority, yes. But RWBY vs TMNT has a track, a G1 blog and a Death Battle cast. It’s objectively popular

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                People literally where fighting over who'd be better for the turtles in these threads, you blind dense motherfricker.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s like max 40 people. It’s Death Battle threads compared to the RWBY vs TMNT track which has like thousands of views

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's just one dude spamming refresh, you stupid frickup.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it’s so unconnected why it the most popular matchup for Team RWBY?

                >G-guys promised me it’s super popular even know no one if volume 10 is the final season and forgetting that there is a movie about DC But-but I will promise that is popular all right!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Volume 9 was very popular

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not as popular as Street Sharks.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                RWBY merch sells more. And has an actual fanbase because the writing was deeper than a knockoff TMNT

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                1. They aren't sharks.
                2. No one cares about RWBY
                3. Godzilla merch > RWBY, by your logic, Godzilla should fight the Turtles.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                People clearly care more about RWBY than Street Sharks judging money wise

                >3. Godzilla merch > RWBY, by your logic, Godzilla should fight the Turtles.

                Godzilla isn’t really a requested MU like Team RWBY

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >one person spams these threads
                >IT'S HIGHLY REQUESTED TRUST ME
                >shows no proof
                >meanwhile, the street sharks had vin diesel promoting their toyline
                Not very jawesome of you.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                RWBY merch sells more. And has an actual fanbase because the writing was deeper than a knockoff TMNT

                RWBY isn’t the fraction of what they used to be in the past decade, the only one who watch RWBY are coping you say it is a good or watching the fires take place

                Volume 9 was very popular

                I’ve been there man, I’ve been into RWBY threads where volume nine happen, and everyone would you actually said that this is the lowest viewed season so far.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Someone paying for a track doesn't make it popular

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                30 thousand people watching that track does

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                All 30 thousand of those are watching only for the turtles.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those are b***h numbers for tube views

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean for the non DB tracks Yates makes, seems pretty good

                >one person spams these threads
                >IT'S HIGHLY REQUESTED TRUST ME
                >shows no proof
                >meanwhile, the street sharks had vin diesel promoting their toyline
                Not very jawesome of you.

                Reddit, Twitter, the G1 blogs and casts that predate this general

                [...]
                RWBY isn’t the fraction of what they used to be in the past decade, the only one who watch RWBY are coping you say it is a good or watching the fires take place

                [...]
                I’ve been there man, I’ve been into RWBY threads where volume nine happen, and everyone would you actually said that this is the lowest viewed season so far.

                Highest discussed volume actually for RWBY

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                STILL not providing proof, you filter feeding guppy.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                https://twitter.com/DEATHBATTLE/status/1225839565908217856

                http://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2019/04/death-battle-predictions-teenage-mutant.html?m=1

                I’m not seeing any Street Sharks vs TMNT animations on YouTube.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                LOOK HARDER, BOTTOM FEEDER

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're acting like a REAL filter feeder.
                [...]
                This proves you wrong.
                As does this

                OH SHIT RWBYURI GTFO

                Couldn’t even break 10K, not as many fan made previews as RWBY vs Turtles and couldn’t even make it to G1 blog

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Look guys! The guppy's moving the goal post like a cowardly sardine! Now it's about numbers!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was always about numbers though? It’s a literal popularity contest

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That goal post looks heavy, hairless mammal.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fan animations are still made by fans that doesn’t mean anything especially with RWBY failing popular

                >Both have Death Battle Casts

                >But only one has a blog, track and more than one animation

                This is a win to you?

                How about street sharks vs RWBY

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s pretty popular

                [...]
                FIRST it was about having videos at all. NOW it's about number of views? Those are only SAMPLE videos and shoddily put together animations! I'm starting to think you're pirahnoid of us showing up in the DB universe.

                >FIRST it was about having videos at all. NOW it's about number of views?

                Yeah, because both of those things are about being popular. What are you not getting? Shit load of fan made trailers indicating hype for the MU. Probabky because RWBY has more than 40 episodes of content

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                RWBY never crossed over with Muscle. RWBY isn't going to be the 2024 crossover of the year. There aren't people printing every character from their show on 3D printers. Turtle fans WANT the Sharks. There's much more in common between the two then RWBY can offer. Both Turtles and Sharks even spawned successful spinoffs. Either through DB or Mattel teaming up with Playmates and Viacom, you're getting the Sharks meet the Turtles.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >RWBY isn't going to be the 2024 crossover of the year.

                It’s implied RWBY’s getting more crossovers actually unlike Street Sharks which is a dead IP.

                >There aren't people printing every character from their show on 3D printers.

                I imagine there are at least 2

                >Both Turtles and Sharks even spawned successful spinoffs.

                Both RWBY and Turtles lived a brief phase and offer more than two cartoons

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >unlike street sharks
                Mattel is doing something big with the IP next year for the 30th.
                >i imagine there are at least 2
                Google custome Street Shark figures, brine shrimp.
                >more cope
                No one cares about a Rooster Teeth animation series.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mattel is doing something big with the IP next year for the 30th
                Oh wow, zombie franchise after decades of dead silence

                It's the most popular match up for Team RWBY because any other popular squad they lose to. Every Sentai team mogs them, JRPG parties shit all over them, Magical Girl teams are all well beyond them. They literally have to drop down to slightly superhuman ninjas to have a chance, the only other chance they have is Marvel TV's Defenders. Ironically the best thing you can do for RWBY is give them BB scaling, because then they can actually stand up to tougher teams.

                It's why Blake fought Mikasa, RWBY needed a win, so it's fans don't just kill themselves.

                It’s also the most requested for Turtles

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dead silence
                They haven't though? Since 2015, they've been making cheeky references to Street Sharks in multiple media. Even IDW Turtles made a reference to them. The Mattel Lab to get Karkas, Ripley and Clammando figures too, back in 2021. You just have to cope.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >They haven't though? Since 2015, they've been making cheeky references to Street Sharks in multiple media. Even IDW Turtles made a reference to them. The Mattel Lab to get Karkas, Ripley and Clammando figures too, back in 2021. You just have to cope.

                Yes in the same way Teen Titans Go and Animaniacs referencing Loonatics Unleashed doesn’t meant the franchise for that is still alive

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >an actual toyline revival
                >IT DOESN'T COUNT CAUSE I SAID SO

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn’t consider it one. And again, it’s decades of silence. It’s not an active fandom. Like Gargoyles had comics and radio podcasts and now even a live action series. That’s an actual franchise

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The TOYLINE series that got a cartoon revives it's TOYLINE doesn't count cause my autistic mind said so
                Pic related, it's you.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s genuinely not a franchise man. I don’t know what to tell you. It’s TV show and some toys. Meanwhile RWBY has anime, manga, games, the actual series, Chibi RWBY, multiple novels, actual crossovers

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not a franchise it's just [definition of a franchise]
                moron

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >IT'S NOT A FRANCHISE
                >describes the franchise.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Google custom RWBY figures

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If I wanted to see shoddy put-together anime girls, I'd just watch RWBY

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >RWBY
                >Popular
                Now that’s just a copium, I know you like your mash up the list but this is just Yandere style of obsession.

                Also, Ninjago vs RWBY is it better pick

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Never heard of Ninjago vs RWBY

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because rwby isn't popular. So instead you have moronic shills (You) aiming at whatever DOES appear popular (TMNT) and getting popularly shat upon for it.
                But you dig being shit on.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then why did G1 make a blog and the Death Battle crew make a cast for the fight?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Remember shills? Now stop being a moron, if you can.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why can’t you just accept the fight has genuine interest unlike Gargoyles or Street Sharks or Battletoads

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You aren't genuine, listtroon. have a nice day.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that blog has done Olimar vs Knight instead of Ori vs Knight. I wouldn't say they're 100% in tune with good matches.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're acting like a REAL filter feeder.

                LOOK HARDER, BOTTOM FEEDER

                This proves you wrong.
                As does this

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                OH SHIT RWBYURI GTFO

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jawdacious find, Streex my man. We showed that sea slug who's the top of the food chain, and we look forward to fighting our inspirations. It'll be a Jawesome fight and a Shell of a good time!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Both have Death Battle Casts

                >But only one has a blog, track and more than one animation

                This is a win to you?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]

                Couldn’t even break 10K, not as many fan made previews as RWBY vs Turtles and couldn’t even make it to G1 blog

                FIRST it was about having videos at all. NOW it's about number of views? Those are only SAMPLE videos and shoddily put together animations! I'm starting to think you're pirahnoid of us showing up in the DB universe.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Highest discussed volume actually for RWBY
                Oh, you never been there. that makes sense

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Listroon is a troll and full well knows RWBY is hated outside of a small bubble, he's a dick-riding homosexual who loves the attention

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just flag every single post and move on, bros. Frick listtroon's shit right up.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                And Mattel wants the Streek Sharks to crossover with the turtles. It'd be much more Jawesome.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the most popular match up for Team RWBY because any other popular squad they lose to. Every Sentai team mogs them, JRPG parties shit all over them, Magical Girl teams are all well beyond them. They literally have to drop down to slightly superhuman ninjas to have a chance, the only other chance they have is Marvel TV's Defenders. Ironically the best thing you can do for RWBY is give them BB scaling, because then they can actually stand up to tougher teams.

            It's why Blake fought Mikasa, RWBY needed a win, so it's fans don't just kill themselves.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Every Sentai team mogs them
              Which Sentai team would even be equal to them, numbers wise I mean?
              Vast majority of teams have 5 plus one extra ranger. There are some teams that start with three members but end up getting two (or more) rangers added on. JAKQ starts with exactly four but Big One gets added on.
              And pitting RWBY against the full Dekaranger line up, or Kyoruger or Kyuranger would just be spiteful.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dino Thunder/Abaranger is 5 but for majority of the series it's 4.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                True, but with Aba20YA, it really feels like Nakadai sensei is now a part of the core team.
                I guess either part of LuPat, with Noel as number four could work.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHUT THE FRICK UP ALREADY LISTROON.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Doctor supposedly came from another dimension, so Rick can use his green explosion wave trick again to banish Doctor to Universe Two. But this is Death Battle, so it's not a "win"...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is when it buys rick time to get together with himself to make something that beats him like he always does.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        time isn't rick's specialty

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what you're saying is, if we wanna bite some shell, we have to kick RWBY's fin to the curb?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, High Guardian Spice will take care of RWBY

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      You got it, Jab.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    AW FRICK AW SHIT AW DAMN AW FRICK

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it really funny that Japanese powerscalers aren’t anywhere near as completely insane as English speaking ones
    You don’t see them going “Ummm achsully they say cardinality”

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Japan are shit tier scalers
      Woah, shocker

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Follow the cardinal angles back to vsbw

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Japanese powerscalers aren’t crazy
      Bro? Your JRPG creators?
      Your Zettaflare?
      Your universal life trees?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's only a few loud morons on popular communities
      There's still safe places

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You've never seen gurren lagann or played any VN if you don't think they don't do the same dimensionality/higher infinity shenanigans.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        TTGL barely fits that

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          TTGL goes into string theory and WOG from supplementary material talk about higher dimensional bulk spaces.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Neither of those make dimensions into powerlevels outside of vsbw delusions

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              They do in the context of the villains threatening reality.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's crazy, anyways a 3D guy will never be able to interact with a 4D one let alone defeat him

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Heh I like... interacted with your mom's 34DDs. Heh heh...Boioioioioioioing.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Explain why you believe this
                You can't say "higher dimensionality"

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is someone who's 2D and bound by the X and Y axis gonna touch me, who's beyond that?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                by this logic you wouldn't be able to interact with him physically

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can tear the 3-dimensional paper in which a two-dimensional square exists.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                but you didn't actually affect the 2d object
                you interacted with paper which is 3d

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The 3D object contains all the lower axis as well.
                Destroying a 1x1x1 meter cube, means destroying an uncountable/unreachable infinity of 1x1 2D squares.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                proof?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                How many 2D squares can fit in a 3D cube? The square has no height so even an infinite number of squares wouldn't fit.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                proof that this is the case?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                3rd grade geometry lessons

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                evidence?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                A 2d square doesn't have height by definition so you're plugging in 0 or n/a.
                In a 3d square that's composed of 2d square slices, that would check out to infinite 2d squares.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Clearly it caps out at a point

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah infinities can converge. Technically there's an uncountable infinity of numbers between 0 and 1 but it still converges on 1.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But then is there truly an infinite quantity
                This claim wouldn't just be theoretical, it attempts to define our very reality

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Math suggests a lot of crazy shit, you have the mandelbrol set basically proving the intelligent design argument for god.

                >that would check out to infinite 2d squares
                Not really since multiplying 0 by infinity is still 0, so even infinite squares wouldn't be enough

                That's why it's uncountably infinite, the 3d cube is still composed of 2d squares.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that would check out to infinite 2d squares
                Not really since multiplying 0 by infinity is still 0, so even infinite squares wouldn't be enough

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >vsbw babble
                Return to your pen at once.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                my male of afroamerican descent how is it "unreachable" if you're claiming to have ripped it up

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                funny how you only have a seething zoomoid meme in lieu of an argument

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      when it comes to actual published work, japs are way more into powerscaling than americans, think of literally any popular light novel or shonen manga.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Japanese powerscalers aren’t crazy
      Bro? Your JRPG creators?
      Your Zettaflare?
      Your universal life trees?

      when it comes to actual published work, japs are way more into powerscaling than americans, think of literally any popular light novel or shonen manga.

      What's their secret?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’re autistic. All of Japan is on the spectrum.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Would I an Autistic Person fit in Japan?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not at all.
            Not only are you a foreigner, but you're an autistic foreigner. Once they find out you're not just a tourist, they'll treat you very differently from that point forward.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick Japan. I would rather know that my wife is giving birth or my pet is dying, rather than accomodate complete strangers by turning off my phone in the bus.

      • 6 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        A rigid social hierarchy, usually based on age, has been in place in Japan since they imported Confucius from China. They just adapt that social hierarchy for works that involve super powers. Hence why so many shonen works involve some sort of power ranking system.

        I know I'm late to the party because I was afraid for how they'd handle my two favorite cartoon dogs, but holy shit the last episode was the best in years.

        It was fun.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Spiritually too because of cultivation practices in daoism. Power leveling and tiers are built into their beliefs and society.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Social Construct
          MUST.
          ABOLISH.
          LITERALLY 1984.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's more that they don't delve into moronicly wanking a character

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Counterpoint: Yujiro Hanma

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't mean characters that THEY write. You don't see some TTGL fan in Japan wanking the shit out of it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uh right

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're not lazy soulless miserable post-modernist rats like westoid writers, so they actually care about their story and its consistency.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lazy soulless miserable post-modernist rats
        Grant Morrison
        Alan Moore

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's neither of those authors, admitted illiterate.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the 4th doctor is kind of a psychopath now that I think about it

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    TMNT vs Power rangers are more recognize and likely more popular than RWBYuri ever was.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tbf that’s actually crossed over like three times

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If DB don't do TMNT vs Power Rangers, then they're hyper allergic to their own potential success and deserve to be shit on.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If DB don't do TMNT vs Power Rangers, then they're hyper allergic to their own potential success and deserve to be shit on.

      That Leonardo vs Jason fight didn’t do very good. But in fairness, Leo’s considered the most boring Turtle

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK, I MAY BE BIASED, BUT THE SHARKS HAVE A POINT

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHUT THE FRICK UP ABOUT RWBY

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >street sharts getting uppity

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They seem nice.

      Jawdacious find, Streex my man. We showed that sea slug who's the top of the food chain, and we look forward to fighting our inspirations. It'll be a Jawesome fight and a Shell of a good time!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know what, you're right, I take it back

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What deathbattle could be summarized as pic releated?
    Hardmode: not omniman vs homelander

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Composite TMNT vs RWBY

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Homelander vs Omniman isn't even that big of a stomp compared to some of the ones they've done.

      They called Chosen Undead FTL and universal but then said the Dragonborn had infinite in all stats

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pic is now dragonborn vs souls guy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Digimon vs Pokemon

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Digimon VS Pokemon
        Korra VS Storm
        Blake VS Mikasa
        Toonbob VS SF Aquaman (especially this)

        On average Digimon vs Pokemon definitely is this but some of the legendries in Pokemon are decently powerful even for Digimon standards
        Arceus is right up there alongside some of the biggest hitters in Digimon like Omnimon X

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Arceus got wrecked by a fricking meteor dude
          >but it's actually the avatar of some multiversal enti-
          Means frickall if said multiversal entity can't actually flex its power in any way that's above meteor tier.

          The legendaries just below Arceus, while buffed and enraged, were beaten by a small child throwing balls at them
          Pokemon is embarrassingly weak

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >The avatar of a god is weak therefore the god is weak
            By that logic Darkseid lost the Thanos fight

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Darkseid can actually use his avatar in a fight. That was the entire point of Final Crisis.

              Arceus cannot use his "true form" and pretty much has to rely on others to do anything for him. That's the point of Legends Arceus.

              >Pokemon is embarrassingly weak
              Huh? Diamond’s entire story was about Team Galactic using Dialga/Pallia’s power to create a new galaxy, or even a new universe all on their own, and Arceus should be way above them.
              >B-b-but they got captured by the team in the first place!!
              Yeah, after capturing the benevolent Legendaries of Emotions, and using their power to craft an item specifically made to contain Dialga/Palkia, and in the end they were willingly captured by the trainer so that their rampage wouldn’t destroy everything.

              Being able to create something using magic bullshit =/= you're necessarily that powerful, c'mon. It's especially true in Pokemon where an out of control Dialga and Palkia get beaten by a small child throwing balls at them in Legends Arceus
              >they were willingly captured
              Literal pure headcanon poketards use to handwave away how weak their verse is

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Being able to create something using magic bullshit =/= you're necessarily that powerful, c'mon
                It wasn’t creation, Dialga was outright going to destroy everything and THEN recreate it, hence the giant blackhole behind it. Do you think they were just going to overlay a new universe on top of the old one or something?
                >But that doesn’t count because-
                Because what? You said so? If I have to take your word for it or the word of the games as well as the visible representation presented by it, I’m going to take the latter.
                >NOOO THEM WILLINGLY BEING CAPTURED IS HEADCANON!!!
                *actual canon
                Rowan and Dawn both outright confirm that the present legendary is literally testing the trainer and wants them to stop their rampage, whether that’s through being defeated in battle or captured.

                ?si=QDxHx_S8mQ0hQ3y7
                The only one giving headcanon here is you bro. If you can give me an actual argument as to why Dialga and Palkia
                >Weren’t about to destroy and rebuild the universe
                >Willingly let themselves be caught by the present trainer
                I’ll be here.
                >B-but they get beaten by kids…
                That doesn’t really change the fact that they had the power to reset everything.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dialga was outright going to destroy everything
                We also see the 'destroying cutscene', it sends out some energy waves over Sinnoh and nothing noticeably gets destroyed
                Seems pretty weak to me, almost like it's using vague magic bullshit that can't really be translated into an attack or physical stats. It can't just hit the ground and explode reality
                >Rowan and Dawn both outright confirm that the present legendary
                Lol dude
                Two people somehow turn animal whisperer and can tell this rampaging monster that is 'destroying everything' per you is actually somehow communicating with its body language that it subconsciously is trying to provide a test for the player
                You're so full of shit
                But okay, I'll honor that it's not 'headcanon'. You still have...this alleged universe buster...getting taken down by a child using what are at absolute best, with the most generous interpretation possible, mountain busters.
                Not really helping your case
                >That doesn’t really change the fact
                But it does, because it's a core part to Legends: Arceus's plot, where you, the player, a human child, physically beat up and subdue Dialga.
                In that game it's actually notable because Dialga itself won't destroy the world, but it can make the spacetime rifts opening up (as a result of Giratina) worse which can destroy the world, and it does it slowly over the course of the game. Which again, implies it can only very slowly destroy the world with vague magic bullshit that's not applicable to a fight or reflective of its actual capabilities.
                Just accept your verse is weak as frick, Pokemutt, rest of your fanbase already has

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                How did you manage to fit in all of this text without saying anything? I’m actually impressed.
                >IT DIDNT DESTROY ANYTHING!!! THE WAVES GO OVER SINNOH AND NOTHING GO KABOOM!!!
                Yeah, because it was stopped. By the trainer they wanted to stop them.
                >BUT DAWN AND ROWAN CANT POSSIBLY KNOW WHAT DIALGA WANTED!!!
                It’s almost as if they’re walking plot devices made to explain what’s happening to children. I’m honestly kinda worried that you have trouble figuring that out…are you dumber than the kids who play Pokémon? That’s embarrassing dude. Also you realize that this isn’t even the first time a legendary tests a trainer right. Groundon and Kyogre do exactly that by bringing the trainer into their own homes instead of immediately killing them. But no no, Dialga and Palkia? Clear outliers bro, ignore what the story is saying, listen to the guy who doesn’t write for the series instead. Sure.
                >FEATS FEATS FEATS FEATS
                At this point you’re just running out of excuses and clawing at anything you can. Dialga already has the feat of creating all of time, Palkia already has the feat of creating all of space. Neither wanted to destroy the universe, and upon being freed by Mespirit and the rest, they were going to stop, but they were still enraged and needed to be calmed. Ergo, they have the power to create the universe, and plenty of statements, stories, and just basic common sense that outright says they could and would destroy it if not stopped.
                >BUT IN ARCEUS
                In Arceus you use items specifically made to soothe enraged Pokemon. They’re not for damaging them, that’s made clear in the first boss fight. What are you even trying to argue by bringing it up. The only argument you can really pull from that game is Dialga slowly destroying the world with rifts, but that’s just contradicted by previous entries. Honestly I haven’t finished Arceus, so I’m sure that there’s more context that you’re purposely leaving out.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Pokemon is embarrassingly weak
            Huh? Diamond’s entire story was about Team Galactic using Dialga/Pallia’s power to create a new galaxy, or even a new universe all on their own, and Arceus should be way above them.
            >B-b-but they got captured by the team in the first place!!
            Yeah, after capturing the benevolent Legendaries of Emotions, and using their power to craft an item specifically made to contain Dialga/Palkia, and in the end they were willingly captured by the trainer so that their rampage wouldn’t destroy everything.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't bother you're talking to an anime-only capeshitter

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they
              >their
              It's "it", not "they", moron.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                “Their” is plural, because I’m referring to two Pokémon, you culture war brain rotted baboon.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dick vs Ass

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla Vs Gamera

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plebbit meme

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        How else would you describe a fight like this?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mismatch

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No I mean as a meme you dip

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mismatch sounds better than that

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          A squash. A stomp.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sora Vs Pit. Even before 3 it was a an egregious stomp with Xemnas absorbing a portion of Kingdom Hearts, and the Groundshaker was performing physical feats on par with Pit and Hades’ clash at the end of the game.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        pit with gst mogs sora

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Multiversal pip is a thing?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            no
            good thing neither is multiversal sora

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I see you're a downplayer

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                realizing that sora never destroys a multiverse in any of the games is "downplaying" now? amusing

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're also a featsgay instead of a loregay lol
                Guess might guy is the strongest naruto character because he bent space time right? Nobody else did anything as impressive.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why would feats be below lore?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >BUT MUHHH LOOREEEEEE!!! *weeping*

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah we all know cell isn't really solar system level just because he said so

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                true
                be like buu and attempt to destroy the universe on-screen

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Courage also didn't really destroy the sun. It was just a tiny cartoon sun gag

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                but buu was destroying the universe by gooning too hard

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know, I believe Cell could destroy a solar system, though I'm not sure he could do it in one shot unless he made the star in the system go supernova. He can survive in space unassisted, he has instant transmission after his suicide, so he can head somewhere else after the exploding, and we know at that point DBZ characters are at least planetary. Even if he can't do it in one shot, he can definitely have it done within minutes, which is more than can be said for most characters.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dbz characters are at least planetary
                Lmao featsgays are so silly. Why's the concept of scaling so scary to you guys?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                moronic b***h, do you not realize feats are needed for scaling? are you playing dumb?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude I'm a kingdom hearts fan. The scaling of kingdom hearts comes entirely from lore recognition. If you wanted to play it by just feats alone. Sora should be weaker than king trident because sora never moved some stellar bodies like he did. Dispite sora having defeated Ursula who mogged trident.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You misunderstand. I'm a KH fan too and there's nothing wrong with scaling off a combination of feats and actual lore. The problem is that basically every piece of top-end KH scaling relies on things such as assuming each world is an universe and wonky chi-blade scaling.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                There's no need to assume each world is its own universe when we have a series like kingdom hearts where in every games final boss battle they always end up in some created universe outside time and space.
                In kingdom hearts one ansem creates his own altered version of destiny Islands universe. He then creates that wierd boat universe in seemingly an empty void.
                Xemnas created the world that never was. A world that was never supposed to even exist in the first place. Master xenort too then was able to travel with sora throughout each world battling casually. These worlds are not insignificantly spread apart from each other and the teleportation is nearly instant.
                I believe kingdom hearts high tiers are universe to multiversal level. Boosted with crossover scaling to final fantasy.
                And the characters are easily massively ftl or infinite in speed.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA. Personally I think that only the worlds specifically shown or stated to be their own universe are uni sized, but others are only solar system sized since they all contain their own sun.
                >But Stitches world-
                I honestly thought about that one for a while, and realistically it wouldn’t make sense for the ship to be orbiting the KH cosmos when doing so explicitly requires a gummi ship piece. They couldn’t have been using the lanes to get around either since they didn’t even know what a Keyblade was, and they never got in contact with someone with Darkness in their side, and most importantly they somehow never once saw another World on their travels.
                >and wonky chi-blade scaling.
                I don’t entirely see how it’s wonky when Sora fights on par with Xehanort with a completed blade, Ven destroys Vanitas with an incomplete one, and both Sora and Riku pulverize Xemnas after he absorbed a portion of KH. If you want to go further than that, Data Sora defeats an even stronger version of Xehanort on his own. It’s not really wonky when there’re avenues to scale Sora to the level of KH,

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He's Triton

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even if you take lore, an universal setting won't have multiversal characters

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Whatever you tell yourself, bro. I think Pit should go up against another Angel type character though. Maybe Zag but I don’t know enough about him to say for sure.

          It's just a weird match, everyone knows Sora is for Beat

          Everyone thinks Shulk Vs Sora is his next big match. I have no idea where you’re getting Beat from.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pit is for Firebrand

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a weird match, everyone knows Sora is for Beat

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really should have been Pit vs Kratos

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deadpool vs Deathstroke

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Digimon VS Pokemon
      Korra VS Storm
      Blake VS Mikasa
      Toonbob VS SF Aquaman (especially this)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The doctor vs Rick of course.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least half of them.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Coughing baby beat the nuke btw

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thor vs Raiden

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pic releated

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realated

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Who will win. He has no limits.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rick is Dr. Who but american.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        exactly that's why he will lose

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rick is Hispanic.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. Even better.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Death Battle specifically ignores "NOKILL" morals

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >as the doctor has gone on record multiple times saying he doesn't kill.
    oh no he has killed before
    plenty of times
    he's just not a fan of using weapons as a means

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will alternate versions of Kars and Diavolo ever escape their terrible fates via reincarnation

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kars did in a book
      The book was shit

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sora beats Pit
    Deal with it scrubs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      sora won the battle
      but pit won the war

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe Pit will get some new stuff in his new gam-oh wait.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pit managed to go out with a new game after 21 years
          Sora is currently scheduled to undergo another round of phoneslop

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sora doesn't appear in the mobile games pittard, are you okay?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >instant seething

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >armpit starts crying

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yours sure is!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should see a doctor about that

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >solos Final Fantasy
    >solos Kingdom Hearts
    >solos Kid Icarus

    I'm really feeling it!!!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Shulk have any abilities that protect him from time frickery? Because if he doesn’t then he’s going to be super susceptible to Sora restarting the fight, or going back in time and possessing himself with full knowledge of what Shulk can do.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So Sora gets to know how gaped he's gonna get from the start? Wow!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shulk is literaly time god.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          And british

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn’t really tell me anything. Xehanort existed outside of time and space because of his fricking with time, and Young Xehanort is outright immune to all temporal changes, but they were still affected by Sora’s TT. That’s why I’m asking if Shulk has anything that explicitly keeps him safe from something like that.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Xehanort existed outside of time and space
            did he now

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah.
              >After The Mark of Mastery Exam, we learned that he (Xehanort) can transcend space and time
              I’m not sure if you’d count it as “existing” outside of S&T, but being able to just outright transcend them is still big.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                doesn't that just refer to his time travel

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, but not in the way that you’re thinking. BECAUSE of his time traveling, he became a being that couldn’t be afflicted by time. That’s why time based attacks couldn’t function on Y.Xehanort, and it’s also why, despite being impacted by Sora’s history rewriting, he still retained the knowledge of him altering time in the first place.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eats his memories and uses his body as a vessel

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Begone yucky terumi

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not even the best science guy

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Begone yucky terumi

        Not even the best science guy

        How does one create cool villains like Relius and Hazama/Terumi?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Easy. Stick to the plot that you planned for years and don't retcon them into dindu nuffins

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No curse energy
    >Just an athletic human
    Manga is getting worse than comics.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just
      He has a heavenly restriction which boosts his physical stats 100 folds

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, he would have been useful against the killer rabbit of Caerbannog

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >athletic human
      He has a heavenly restriction, bit more than just a few pushups

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        what is going on in jujutsu kaisen

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          not much

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >manga
      >posts anime

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the poll count now? I'm curious if the movie cancellation's helped Tom vs Coyote at all

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:Tots_Real/An_Extreemely_Stupid_Idea_ft._The_Power_Puff_Girls

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >SCHOLARbw
    Perused every word.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All this TMNT talk

    Realistically, how is Death Battle choreography regarding martial arts?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every single martial arts episode has the combatants 'flurry of punch' at each other in lieu of choreography.

        Ryu vs Jin had some nice stuff, but that was when we still had Torrian.

        That’s kind of a shame, TMNT should have at least decent choreography if they’re gone be used

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every single martial arts episode has the combatants 'flurry of punch' at each other in lieu of choreography.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ryu vs Jin had some nice stuff, but that was when we still had Torrian.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are pretty Shit on it, Realistically the DB crew would have to go through HOURS of fighters Technics, and analyze if they have counters, reversals and Attacks to each use against each other to create a coherent well choreograph hand to hand fight.

      Take their Ken Masters vs. Terry Bogard fight realistically Ken is the Better fighter in my opinion But Terry took the win cause his Technic killed a fricking god.

      So they went with the basics Speed power and Durability to determine the fight and Terry has all those in spades giving him the win.

      So yeah DB hand to hands is all basic shit to look flashy.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sooooooooooooo how would Travis Touchdown fare against Dante or Kratos?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Excluding Mecha / just on his own
      Likely loses to both

      >With mecha thing
      He wins

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Adding:
    >SCP-2747
    >Thirteenth Doctor

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Roman

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The tribal chief

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's gay af but this is quite a rare chance to make a WWE wrestler your own b***h...

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible for them to do this without making it look like a total stomp?

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      For something this broad, they should just have fun with it. I just did something kind of close to it where I quickly ran through all 55 fights in the Marvel vs DC trading card set.

      I think Death Battle doing a similar "lightning round" could be fun, but maybe they're a little shy about answering potential fights since Marvel vs DC is their most common fight theme.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just wish Marvel and DC would have another crossover. It's been so long.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >AI shit
        USE YOUR REAL VOICE YOU FRICKING COWARD

        • 6 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Naw, my voice sounds like shit. No way anyone would withstand it for twenty minutes.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You privated all your past podcast videos
            Wow, you really are ashamed of how shrill your voice is

            • 6 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              Some people were born with an ugly face. I was born with an ugly voice.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            let's hear it

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine if Steve Smith was a Squidbillies character and had asthma
              That's what Otto sounds like
              https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/131255140/#q131263849

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Severe asthma.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                AIIIEEEE

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You privated all your past podcast videos
            Wow, you really are ashamed of how shrill your voice is

            Some people were born with an ugly face. I was born with an ugly voice.

            In fairness Otto does sound like a mix between Steve Smith and Steve Urkel

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it fricking doesn't. And any voice sounds better than AI shit.

            • 6 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              I appreciate you telling me that, thank you.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have a unique voice. Distinct. You can use that.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fun video.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        the voice had me chortling man. but i don't blame you

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't tell if I enjoy powerlevels in comic books or not, like sometimes it sounds awesome to have Flash/Green Lantern be universe busters and the action can actually be really cool looking but then you have to think that they're in the same world as Batman and also have like large city to country level villans most of the time, idk not attacking the genre but it frustrates me a lot I guess because they're supposed to be relatable and solve street crimes as well when needed and then proceed to blow up a dwarf star or something minutes later

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't "blow up dwarf stars" on the reg though
        Comics are far more restrained than scalers would have you believe

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know I'm late to the party because I was afraid for how they'd handle my two favorite cartoon dogs, but holy shit the last episode was the best in years.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never really watched dr who cus it seemed gay but aren't there multiple iterations of him? i mean frick aren't there multiple rick and mortys? this one is really gonna have the youtube comment section in a fit.

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      He "regenerates" into different bodies, but they're all the same character.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t know why everyone wants the Doctors to be separate, it’s all the same person. Just a different face

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're all the same guy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are multiple Rick’s, but we only follow a specific one. Why does this concept cause so much confusion? You don’t see people asking
      >Aren’t there multiple Peter Parker’s????
      Any time he gets announced for an episode.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're early anon the youtube comments for this haven't opened up yet

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      there are multiple doctors but they're all the same person
      regeneration = new body and new look

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      We only follow one Rick, but he CAN take over or be revived into other Ricks

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bring me Micah bell

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >When the chimes end, pick up your gun. Try and shoot me, Dutch. Just try.

      I won't lie, The Dollars trilogy and Red Dead goes hand in hand together, just works well. Especially if you consider El
      Indio the cold reflection of Dutch's future.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Grumind might unironically lose to WillETom
    I think Warner announcing that they cancelled Coyote’s movie is making people want this fight more.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well that's a shame

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well that's a shame

      To be fair, Spongebob and Courage’s fights seem to confirm people like sillier Death Battles

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sad that Tom loses though, since he can in fact die. I remember 2 times he died, the one where he died at the beginning, and tried to get Jerry to forgive him so he wouldn't go to Hell. The other was one of the Musketeers episodes, at the end he gets guillotined.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hopefully it can beat Undertale if Kratos vs Asura can't

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK YEAH

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Glad Moondoka's getting fricked into the dirt. Popular matchup, my ass (your face).
      Hope listtroon ropes.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Koro Vs Momo is moronic, and the other two fights are inevitabilities at this point, so I don’t see what the issue with voting for Moondoka is.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's shit, that's the issue. Literal never-ever.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can see Moondoka happening regardless. Not so much Korokuma

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, toon force battles are the best and SAVED our season

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gojo-gay spams shit all year about "saving your season", ramps up even more for Gojo vs Makima
        >immediately gets btfo by a REAL Saves Your Season
        what a grand thing in life, to see Gojoke get bested by two funni dogs

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's just what I was waiting for.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deadjo sisters… . . .

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This will Aquabob 2 they said
        >Scooby's toon force is weak they said
        >This happens
        Scooby snacks for all Scoobychads

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gojo-gay spams shit all year about "saving your season", ramps up even more for Gojo vs Makima
        >immediately gets btfo by a REAL Saves Your Season
        what a grand thing in life, to see Gojoke get bested by two funni dogs

        Deadjo sisters… . . .

        >This will Aquabob 2 they said
        >Scooby's toon force is weak they said
        >This happens
        Scooby snacks for all Scoobychads

        Toongays deserve the dip for being unfunny shitheads with no taste.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Judge Doom's true matchup is Walter

          >Superman
          >Sentry
          Kek. Bob Reynolds is about to be replaced in the comics.

          Gohan will get a pity win against Sailor Moon, invincible, John or Conner Kent. Walter wouldn't hate Gohan like toonforce gays.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Walter is for Kaoru Haniyama.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Walter is for Walter

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                This
                Give me Walter White vs Tony Soprano

                [...]
                Not the same anon, but Walter (The Mask) vs Kaoru Hanayama (Baki the Grappler).

                [...]
                Walter is for Kaoru Hanayama.
                Walter White is for Tony Soprano.

                [...]
                Walter isn't THAT strong bro. He can get put down much more easily than you think.

                At that point you should just go to Mexico and watch two gangs have a shoot out. That would probably be about as entertaining as this fight.
                >inb4 “something something toonshit”
                Look if you want to watch two normal guys fight, I won’t judge you, but at least don’t let it be between a fricking cancer patient and a fat Italian…so basically an Italian.

                >1 v 1
                Tony slaps Walt's shit in and it's not even slightly close.
                >Tony's crew vs Walt and his associates in a big head on fight
                Mike solos the Jersey Family in a single big shoot-out.
                >What realistically actually happens in a "canon" crime war between Walt and Tony
                The Jersey Family buys off the handful of Breaking Bad characters who could put up a fight and T sends Furio to off Walter.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              He doesn't btfo toon force as often as Walter though. And we've had 3 eps with toon wank. Walter would clear each one 1v1 btw

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who cares about toon force? I just wanna see Hanayama wreck shit

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m going to read the Mask comics tomorrow, and if at any point I see Walter get hurt by anything Mask does, I’m going to come and laugh in your face for jerking off this guy.

                The last Waltergay admitted he would lose to hanayama. Fake nonreaders thinking he can face a baki character lol

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who said anything about Walter winning? I just think it’s a good MU. I don’t need it to be dead even

                I’m going to read the Mask comics tomorrow, and if at any point I see Walter get hurt by anything Mask does, I’m going to come and laugh in your face for jerking off this guy.

                He can

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who said anything about Walter winning? I just think it’s a good MU. I don’t need it to be dead even

                [...]
                He can

                [...]
                Not the same anon, but Walter (The Mask) vs Kaoru Hanayama (Baki the Grappler).

                [...]
                Walter is for Kaoru Hanayama.
                Walter White is for Tony Soprano.

                [...]
                Walter isn't THAT strong bro. He can get put down much more easily than you think.

                Why can't Walter beat Hanayama again? He's just some guy compared to someone with literal god power like a mask user (Loki or Voodoo gods) in each iteration. Walter should one punch kaoru with that much wankage.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >with literal god power like a mask user (Loki or Voodoo gods) in each iteration.

                Having a God’s power isn’t exactly a definable tier of power. All Gods vary after all, It’s like saying Disney Hermes should be on par with Shazam since they both have “the speed of Hermes”.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is hanayama comparable? Doubt anyone in baki compares to the Mask since its literally putting stronk mma guys against toonshit.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really don’t read Baki. Guys like Olivia and Yujiro are so strong the world’s satellite’s are constantly monitoring whenever they move faster than walking. Yujiro can shut down an Earthquake with a single move, Pickle hunted down dinosaurs

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hanayama has had explosive bullets go off inside his mouth and walked it off

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Walter has been chewed and spit out by a whale and lion; yet he lived. Hanayama can't beat him.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So has Pinocchio, that’s not a feat

                Hanayama punches straight through shark to crush their brain

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't see him beating the mask tho. Especially with all the toon wank every last DB rep has gotten. Reading mask comics, and looking at DB. Hanayama should lose worse than SF Aquaman since Walter has proven he can stand up against le gag force. Link me the thread in which the pro Walter Anon concieded so I can lol at him for thinking Walter would job to a mid tier baki rep.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't see him beating the mask tho. Especially with all the toon wank every last DB rep has gotten. Reading mask comics, and looking at DB. Hanayama should lose worse than SF Aquaman since Walter has proven he can stand up against le gag force.

                At most Walter handled being trampled on, I notice you don’t really have any measurable feats because room force. Hanayama kills both Walter and the Mask

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol I could see him crushing the mask itself with his grip

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol I could see him crushing the mask itself with his grip

                Mask got Deadpool's 4th wall shit but better. Walter tanked it. Hanayama never tanked anything comparable. Walter should humiliate him as badly as he does toon force from what I can gather. Hanayama has no wincons and Walter should win hands down. Unless the first walter gay coincided to all that, than he got the wrong outcome. Beating toons isn't that insane.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Mask got Deadpool's 4th wall shit but better. Walter tanked it. Hanayama never tanked anything comparable. Walter should humiliate him as badly as he does toon force from what I can gather.

                No I don’t think the Mask did anything like try to erase Walter out of the story. Most Mask incarnations just spam bullets and blades weapons plus that one time they used a parade. But never really anything like Bugs Bunny cutting off Florida. Post the actual feats

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The mask is much more powerful than anything in Baki. Not even Yujiro has toon hax. Walter does this all the time against similar mafiosos. He's just that guy.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because Walter doesn't have toonforce. He's deadpan and unamused at the Mask's antics but is otherwise just a really really tough sumbitch

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m going to read the Mask comics tomorrow, and if at any point I see Walter get hurt by anything Mask does, I’m going to come and laugh in your face for jerking off this guy.

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Makima vs Gojo has officially beaten out Obito vs Vader in views for the most viewed episode of the season

    Is Gojo truly the honored one?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The most viewed episodes of the season feature anime
      Hmm.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goats

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't get over how lame it is for the absolute god tier of a shonen to only be mountain level. That's fricking nothing by anime standards.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the absolute god tier of a shonen
        funnier yet that he can be killed by a pretty low tier space hax too. Frickin Okuyasu could beat Gojo now

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. Unlimited Void rapes.

      • 6 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        I don't think Ken ever destroyed anything bigger than a skyscraper.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ken can't even tank high caliber bullets (and can only take small caliber by straining his muscles) and the skyscraper thing is non canon

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's good actually.
        Powerscaling autism is a disease and a character who's stated to be the outright strongest being relatively weak means you don't have as big of moronic leaps in logic and bullshit peddled by morons.
        In fact I think EVERY SINGLE shonen becomes worse after the power levels start jumping significantly.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >In fact I think EVERY SINGLE shonen becomes worse after the power levels start jumping significantly.
          This. There's a good reason why Dragon Ball anime continues with Daipa and not Moro/Granolah arc.
          You can't have the audience believe that Goku can "break the universe" over his clash with the God of Destruction of his universe, while simultaneously struggling against a goat wizard and a bounty hunter.
          In general, I think Beerus and Whis were the worst things to happen to Dragon Ball power level-wize and they should have either been one-off characters or in the final arc.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >According to reddit and other sites, kaneshiro is actually continent level
        >Because of cloud feats
        Lol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >btfos narutards
      >btfos tard wars
      >btfos ponytash
      >btfos transformers
      >btfos dragongays

      They weren't wrong. He is HIM

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >btfos transformers
        Lol
        Lmao

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He looks hype though!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gee I wonder why people would want to watch this episode

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH MOMMYKIMA PLEASE GROOM ME

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Calm down, Quanxi.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          not now goku

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aki chill

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        SHITkima is bodied by CHADgen

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rick’s canonically scared of pirate to the point he’ll run away

    Does he solo the Rick and Morty verse?

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >https://nitter.net/DEATHBATTLE/status/1723082486660391252#m
    I guess they're going over losing matchups from the tournament now. I'm guessing the one after this will be Scott vs Kazuma.

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering Beerus vs Salior Galaxia got taken down, they probably shouldn't do Sailor Moon vs Madoka Kaname.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Beerus vs Salior Galaxia got taken down
      it did? why?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Toei Animaton didn't like the Sailor Moon clips being on there. They're more chill with Dragon Ball clips though.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah Toei were the owners back then

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Based. They know Sailor Moon is spiritually worth something while DBZ ruined manga and anime.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Viz Media didn't like them using their clips of Sailor Moon, so they GW'd it

          are you fricking serious?
          is it even still on their website?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://roosterteeth.com/watch/death-battle-season-7-8-9

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but probably cause they can't monetize it with ads like on YT

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Viz Media didn't like them using their clips of Sailor Moon, so they GW'd it

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was basically an isolated case, since the Sailor Moon DBX is still fine.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >an isolated case
        but anon, that was just Sailor Galaxia. We're talking Sailor Moon herself here. It's gonna get way more views, and thus attention from owners
        >but what about Mercury vs Blue Ranger?
        No one gives a shit about either of them, they're literally the jobber nerds of their groups. It's been 2 years and they still haven't crossed 500k yet

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          True, but my point is if they were rabid about ALL SM content being removed, they would’ve hit the DBX too, since I think it also used clips from the anime/manga.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm thinking its more of a "big fish" type deal. If you've got a monetized video getting millions of views off someone elses IP, they'd more than likely either copy write claim the vid to receive fine money, or have it removed all-together. If you were to make something about their iconic mc that's near guaranteed to get massive views, it's more than likely they'd react the same way to it

            The Doctor canonically met and killed literal Satan once
            not outsmarted, KILLED

            SENT HIM THROUGH A BLACK HOLE

            >the antithesis to god and pervayer of all evil in the universe
            >dies to a black hole
            lmao

            • 6 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              >Dies to a black hole
              He was written into an atheistic universe authored by atheists. He had no chance.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Makes me wonder how many of the Doctor's antics are due to the setting itself being an enabler of his and bending over backwards to have him win

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              The devil is not the antithesis to God. That's what he wants you to think because he loves duality, polarity and correspondence

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                A very astute observation.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It honestly might be because Galaxia is from Super S, the series with the trans Sailors, and Viz was trying to bury it, which is why they never dubbed it. They didn't even release the remake movie Cosmo in international theaters last I checked, though the series version was on Hulu for a while.

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are the best 5 animations?

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Doctor canonically met and killed literal Satan once
    not outsmarted, KILLED

    SENT HIM THROUGH A BLACK HOLE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >outsmarted him by monologuing and mean mugging for 5 minutes and destroying two vases
      ?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is the worst example to Give on the Doctor, When he defeated the weeping Angels by using a bunch of Nobodies and Pawns while he was stuck in the past is a better example

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah the doctor is just bullshit
    look at this

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So did he…tank the Second Big Bang? Prevent it? Rewind it? Overpower it? I’m not exactly getting a lot of context here from this three minute clip.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        a consistent theme of whogay posting

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        he flew the pandorica into an exploding tardis and it caused a second big bang
        it also reset the timeline

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ahh okay. Did he live through the explosion? Or did it reset before he could be killed by it. If it’s the former then that makes things a million times harder for Rick, and leaves his only Avenue of winning via physical damage being one of his universe nukes.

          a consistent theme of whogay posting

          Honestly I think Whoposting is fine, I just really wish they included the context alongside their videos because some of them tend to start at the very END of an episode, which doesn’t give me much of any information.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Did he live through the explosion? Or did it reset before he could be killed by it.
            he survived yes and he remembered it happening despite.. ya know.. TIME BEING RESET

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        he couldn't possibly have tanked it if the montage shows up him getting shot and punched down. most likely time did something timey and he ended up back where he started

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He prevented it from ever happening, the Pandorica prison acted as a "seed" to restore the universe. In the process he had to seal himself outside of universe, with seemingly no way back. But he knew that his companion could bring him back by remembering very hard.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Prevented the destruction, I mean, nit the Big Bang.

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is a fair fight for everyone's favourite omniprecognitive Contessa?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How omniprecognitive are we talking here?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Functionally perfect able to perfectly simulate all possibles futures and people’s actions out to at least 300 years across every iteration of the universe. Officially not infinite or perfect but the calculation and perception abilities of Path to Victory are arbitrarily large enough that it is functionally the power of omniscience.

        So how "no teaming" rule works with himself? Can The Doctor team-up with his past and future regenerations? (He did in the show, but I'm not sure about the rules)

        It’s just the same guys crossing paths with himself. The most ooc that happens is that sometimes in nu-who there’s specification about memory of older reincarnations needing to be wiped of memory by the end to tie up loose ends.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If other regenerations are allowed, I wonder if Rick will team up with Valeyard.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Contessa's Path to Victory is just a knock off of Goldfish from "Jackpot for Cinderella". They operate identically: a series of steps at the end of which you get your wish.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Talk about digging deep for a thing to call another thing a copy of that thing and just to be wrong. At a glance looking at this thing from a duck search. The goldfish is laterally just 3 wishes genie story. It's a stretch in itself to say calling that comparison a stretch isn't a stretch. (say that three times fast)

        PTV automatically puppets the users actions and to a lesser extent the mind if that is at all relevant to facilitate the path being fulfilled to the letter while also serving as an information gathering tool to the user in that she can just up and ask her power to learn anything about anything.

        The ptv is pretty exotic and it's applications are busted but it's.... I mean, there are other ostensibly all seeing precogs like Yhwach. though all precogs suffer the pissiest PiS imaginable to enable them to not domminate. Contessa is just the rare 'i see everything' precog who A. Does stuff across a whole story and B' doesn't actually have any other powers. The setting she's in treats that ability with an appropriate amount of 'oh frick this person is functionally holding us all in their palms' gravitas that it deserves.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >automatically puppets the users actions and to a lesser extent the mind
          It means that precog is weak, tho. Superprecog doesn't need anything but words.

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      She's lesser Midnighter.

      Fun video.

      Thank you. I'm going to try and make more.

      he's getting everything
      literally
      fricking
      everything

      Normally this would be a bad sign, since they usually don't go all out with a character unless they're going to lose, but I think THE DOCTOR IS WAYYYYY STRONGER THAN YOU THINK is going to be a major point of the video.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        stronger*

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        tbf that's kinda always the thing about the Doctor when it comes to vs community. Either you think people like Rick or Reed or frickin Bill & Ted can mop him or you actually watch Doctor Who and know exactly how bullshit he is. Current viewers who've never seen DW and the R&M fanboys are about to get floored on how busted things are gonna get, much like when DB finally used Archie Sonic or Heroes Trunks

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh absolutely
        this was made clear a year ago
        https://www.youtube.com/live/WqhY0g6KoEw?si=r00f3SqurBsJAzVX

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        stronger*

        There wouldn't *be* a wildstorm setting as anyone here would recognize it if the predictive computer on midnighter's kit had even a sliver of the freely applied precognition ability as what Contessa uses.

        >automatically puppets the users actions and to a lesser extent the mind
        It means that precog is weak, tho. Superprecog doesn't need anything but words.

        She's is very much the god of precog in a setting littered with precogs that're impressive in their own right. Ptv invalidates the schemes of the next best precog power in-verse, Greetext related is the 2nd best setting other characters up who're observing it from another universe on the desired paths through body language interpretation alone. Plots can reach years into future.

        >The Simurgh stands tall. The line of her body, the wings set out of the way and angled to draw shadow. Only one wing catches the light, drawing a straight line from the back of her neck towards the sky. A pale line, stretching directly up. She wieners her head to one side, STUDYING the gun she is crafting.

        >The bent head, the body drawn straight, toes only barely touching the ground. It will invoke a memory. Not blatant, but the memory is framed all the same.

        >No need to draw on the full force of her feedback when she already has the key elements deciphered.

        >The girl staggers back to the couch she has been resting on, attempting to focus on her work, on details that need to be tracked. The song helps her on her way to sleep, and she mutters a swear word before her eyes drift closed. The seeds of her dreams have already been planted.

        >It paves the way for more work.

        Doing it to someone else

        >Objects are set down in a specific order, evoking different ideas. A different posture is adopted, wings raised high, stretching.

        >Shackle. Syringe. Scalpel. Lens. Lens.

        >Some are taking notes, but nothing can come of this. As with the glass case, the subjects here don't have the right frame of reference to understand.

        >The intended target is far, far away.

        This shit is waaay past talking to people and ptv mogs simurgh.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, ultimately PTV is a just a computer that predicts stuff based on what she knows. She doesn't know the future directly, she doesn't enact the fate directly. Overhyped.
          >but
          yes, I know they're space whales and not computers, but the point still stands

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Common mistake since computation is constantly mentioned with worm but path actually does use real future-sight. It supposedly has both.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Real future-sight is impossible in the worm universe.

            • 6 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              Midnighter's battle computer does that and lets him play out a fight a million times in his head.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean we know the reason behind your regularly jumping to midnighter as a comparison is a bit of trolling or god forbid you actually think that there's some kind of parity at play there.

                The comparison is that if you gave contessa such a computer as mifnighter's it would do nothing...If any man off the street in wildstorm got the Path...That entirely mundane person would spontaneously be able to create incredible plots capable of killing the heaviest hitters or get themslve in-line for any number of powering process or the plethora of other things that a Contessa could do and then stack to make herself theoretically strong enough to face the Authority directly. And these are the most brain dead off the cuff """plans""" I can think of too. She would likely do it the easiest thing which is getting the entire damn cast hero and vilian alike to wipe each eachother out with her never ever so much as appearing to any of them. Of course this doesn't apply for every single matchup, Real time travelers, cosmic beings unable to be simulated even by approximation, omnipotent beings, absolute immortality, some kind of infinite data looping trick that could short circuit the shard can mean that even if she could use her power she is likely to lose. But that's the thing when you have to start doing such things as say Peak Sailor Moon vs Contessa to finally dab on the fedora lady then the matchup starts to look insane and tiny bit butthurt.

                That offhand about Contessa pathing out ways for a whole world of other peoples to kill each other especially is a fine example for how asinine a comparison Ptv vs store-brand batman's battlecomputer is.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Doctor can 100% win against PTV. It's not his first time against precog supercomputer, "unpredictability" and "immune to fate" are his feats.
      Rick... I dunno. I guess there's a small chance if it's a Ward universe and he figures out the Titan thing.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how "no teaming" rule works with himself? Can The Doctor team-up with his past and future regenerations? (He did in the show, but I'm not sure about the rules)

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So does The Doctor get Vortex Manipulator? Hd says it's bad for spacetime, but he used it himself sometimes...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's getting everything
      literally
      fricking
      everything

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao they're gonna put Rick in the fricking ground

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Quantum Archangel alone means curtains for Rick
          they are doing everything in their power to make sure this man buries him
          https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Quantum_Archangel_(novel)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao they're gonna put Rick in the fricking ground

        The Quantum Archangel alone means curtains for Rick
        they are doing everything in their power to make sure this man buries him
        https://tardis.fandom.com/wiki/The_Quantum_Archangel_(novel)

        It says more that the Doctor needs to throw everything he has against Rick in order to beat him.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          and the chances of that happening are fairly high
          i don't think many people understand how bullshit the doctor can be

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He could also use a time ring.

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    TIMEY WIMEY BULLSHIT

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Timey-Wimey Ball is specifically prevents loregays from complaining when time travel rules change yet again.

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bugs bunny claps Rick by hiding in a cannon and when Rick looks in the cannon Bugs walks up behind it and fires the cannon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ToonGOD I kneel.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ricksisters?
      Our response???

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to see Ed Edd n Eddy vs. Team Rocket
    it's probably the one thematic matchup the Eds have that could actually have cool moments as well as good slapstick

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Team Rocket is for the Pilaf Gang

      speaking off, who do you anons think has an easier time, Rocket finding and/or stealing the dragon balls, or Pilaf Gang stealing Pikachu (or idk getting Jirachi for a wish)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares about the Pilaf gang except for people who fap to Mai.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          tbf, Team Rocket haven't been relevant in god knows how long

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Team Rocket only stopped being relevant when the original Pokemon anime finished, which only happened this March in Japan and I don't think has even had its English translation yet

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Team Rocket have the feat of buffing their opponent's attack to planetary scale, then they not only survive, but also escape by "blasting off again". It gets ridicuous, even the weak 'mon suddenly can make attacks visible from the outer space, and even water attacks causes the explosions.
        There's no lore behind this, it just happens.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          god bless Rocket bullshit

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    so yeah rick is probably fricked

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder that toonforce matchups are cancer to VS that only immature manchildren like. They only end with ties or when the only character who has toonforce wins. Frick toonforce homosexualry.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cry moar, homosexual.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could Judge Doom and the Dip kill Rick? If so, then Who has the advantage of existing in 3D.

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ben and Chad think this is a meme like Cole vs Alex
    Lol

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They already described one of the last 2 poll winners as a stomp. Who cares, it's a popular matchup and people wanna see it.
      Btw which would you say they believed was the stomp match? Billcord or Colex?They bought into max wank Bill, but Alex had like no wincons in the post analysis.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was undoubtedly Cole Vs Alex. They had to limit the inFamous’ sides power to just the Beast destroying Empire City and the nuke to make it more equal.
        I don’t even think that they mentioned how Conduits could turn people into energy, John moving clouds/altering the weather, and the Future Beast busting the moon.
        “Infinite multiversal Vs Infinite multiversal with soul hax” is a lot closer than “Country+ Vs City but none of your hax’s will work.”

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unlike Colex where Alex had maybe hada few wincons; it looks like Rick is gonna get humiliated by a the only bri'ish hero who has no limits!! Dr. Who is just like Superman! Make that drunken Doomer cry for his mama brits. T. Nolimitsgay!! I'm on your side.

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    so are you really telling me one of the most OP female characters in fiction is a blue police box

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku 0.0000000000000000000000001 seconds after meeting Rick and The Doctor

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku is nothing against JoJo characters.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Gohan you absolute tard.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie that's gohan

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >leave all of DB to me

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superman (or rather SBP) will only return for Sentry

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Superman
          >Sentry
          Kek. Bob Reynolds is about to be replaced in the comics.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Goku 0.0000000000000000000000001 seconds after meeting Rick and The Doctor
      indeed, pic related is Doctor Who with Rick out of frame.

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could Eric Draven (the movie version) beat any of the live action Spider-Mans? Some dude in a Cinemaphile thread said he's spidey tier.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bruh

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >who vs rick
    >Cinemaphile knows how Brits reacted to Grunge
    >"i hate myself and want to die"
    >Brits said nah!!!
    This is a philosophy fight! Rick is a doomer power fantasy; while Doc who vows to keep the living alive so they may become a true symbol of hope. Brit heroes and Comics

    [...]

    and JPs

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brush your teeth, brit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah he's right
        brit or not i'd take the doc over rick any day

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brits made doomers and nihilists cry for their mama's. Who is such a perfect counter to Rick; euros are e-girlng hard.

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Doctor is more plot armor overpowered than fricking Batman. Could probably clown the entire Marvel and DC universes.

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Great Old One is canon in the Doctor Who expanded universe
    WTF

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next Death Battle:
    Itchy vs Scratchy

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick toonshit and toonforcehomosexualry. Me and my homies love matchups featuring characters from adult media containing extreme violence and full frontal nudity.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      Give me Walter White vs Tony Soprano

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        At that point you should just go to Mexico and watch two gangs have a shoot out. That would probably be about as entertaining as this fight.
        >inb4 “something something toonshit”
        Look if you want to watch two normal guys fight, I won’t judge you, but at least don’t let it be between a fricking cancer patient and a fat Italian…so basically an Italian.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        We also need to filter out the toongays and bring back the fanservice fights.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speedy would reject any of those fights because men who like seeing hot chicks fight is not woke enough

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Speedy is a huge fat fricking homosexual who has shit taste in matchups and might probably troon out soon.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Speedy would reject any of those fights because men who like seeing hot chicks fight is not woke enough

              Speedy would say this fight is sexist.

              Speedy is a homosexual with no taste. Sexy matchups need to come back.

              Reminder that Speedy is JK Rowing victim and free rent in his head

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Speedy would unironically call anons who liked Bayonetta's and the Dragon's Crown Sorcereress' designs p3d0s and believe himself woke and California approved

        • 6 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Speedy would say this fight is sexist.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think fanservice matchups should make a comeback?

            • 6 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              Absolutely.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                What would be your choices for fanservice matchups?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Speedy is a homosexual with no taste. Sexy matchups need to come back.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              Reminder that Speedy is JK Rowing victim and free rent in his head

              Ya'll are just degenerative coomers.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Listroon is now a part of Riot Rumble
                Ignore this coomhead at all costs

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                A WILD SPEEDY APPEARED

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Speedy would say this fight is sexist.

          Do you think fanservice matchups should make a comeback?

          Don't you guys find it creepy how you're sexualizing a fight to the death? Are you into ryona or something?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's nothing wrong with ryona. It's all fiction, butthole. Two guys killing each other in real life is bad but fun in make-believe.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Baby just discovered how much fan service exists
            >Especially in fighten games
            You'll never be true mlg Fortnite homosexual

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If doomgay hates Stan Smith vs Sterling Archer; then he was denying it got robbed because the current research team is full of Lefty cucks. Not based at all, Stan vs Archer is a badass fight for adult cartoon kino

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't Stan have stupid toonforce that would give him the win?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, cause Stan can die and lose. It's really more of a tech fight. Any toonforce stuff is from unofficial or joke eps. Stan can get serious if the plot requires.

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last discussion of this fight just feels wrong
    >Walter can beat toonshit
    >but Baki would beat Walter
    I don't see it :/

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Mask isn't exactly Bugs Bunny and Popeye you lummox

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        His attacks have made him kneel as easily as lesser character have against Bugs or Popeye. Walter is too much for any Baki guy

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn what an astonishing display of offensive toonforce

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That Waltergay anon was wrong. Prove me right more.

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Female characters are always weaker than male ones so sexy matchups are boring shitter-fights
    Speedy was right

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