Death Battle

Day 1, week 1 of Goku vs Superman.
Therapy time.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There's a fourth
    I always knew there would still be shills but damn...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's /dbs/ shit posting.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fourth of what, schizo?

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    who even consumes deathbattle on plain 2023 other than mentally stunted manchildren?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHIs

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get out, newbie.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gokubros and Supermanbros, how are we feeling about this match up?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not good tbh. This was a rematch I was hoping would never happen, but it's coming just got to accept it. Will Goku finally get the W? I still think not. But this will probably be this year's most divisive match of the show.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The idea that Goku and Superman would be friends, I don't buy it. Goku wouldn't be interested in any of the boomer stuff Supes is into. And Superman has a pretty active social life outside of being a hero, Goku can't relate to that

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        So does Goku whenever he's not training, he wouldn't have made so many friends if the only thing he was good at is fighting.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He met all his friends fighting and adventuring, and of them you have about 3 nonfighters, 4 if you count Satan who is a fighter, just not a superhuman one.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The idea that Goku and Superman would be friends, I don't buy it. Goku wouldn't be interested in any of the boomer stuff Supes is into. And Superman has a pretty active social life outside of being a hero, Goku can't relate to that

      Things superman and goku both like (but don't think this would be enough)
      >love for the great outdoors
      >fishing
      >camping
      >hiking
      >burgers, shakes and apple pie
      >farming
      >country style living

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I think they would at least be buddies, I personally think they'd be friends considering the incredibly unlikely types of bonds Goku has formed over the course of Dragon Ball, but to each their own.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          In a way I can see Superman finding Goku's naïve simplicity endearing. But they would definitely butt heads when it comes to handling bad situations but then Goku does that with a lot of people and they're still friends.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superman could at least trust Goku to defend the Earth and would probably get along very well with Gohan and his family.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Other than fishing I don't think Goku does anything on your list. He doesn't even farm because he wants to, ChiChi makes him.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you mean? When Gohan was a kid he and Goku were always running off into the wilderness together to have play around camp and have fun. They'd go "fishing" just so they have something to bring back.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, what? Did Super just erase all of what you’ve seen in DB and DBZ? Goku does like to chill in the countryside where he lives, it is what he did for years before he even started martial arts.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      GvS2 was already unnecessary, but it at least made it clear that the result for this match up would always be the same no matter how strong goku got, this just feels like a very desperate move and i can't even wrap my head around why they'd do this a third time aside from the obvious possibility of giving goku the win to appease dbspics, overall it's a really bad choice for a remake, kinda sucks too cause they were having a damn good streak with their match ups lately

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right now, they're probably fishing for the viewership numbers, because they know Zaslav is walking around with an ax culling unprofitable parts of WB. Tournaments to get the hype matches that should bring numbers, killing the early preview to increase the total views day of, and a lot of big matches in a row, because if they aren't pulling the viewership, they're out.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I don’t think Warner is going to “axe” the subsidiary with the most consistent seven digit viewership of them all. I have no idea how or why you think they would.
          >But the old views!
          Were entirely matchup dependent. Big matchup + big franchise = big views. Lame matchup + big franchise = regular to good views. Plus time is still a factor, a big amount of the views on the older fights come from rewatches/people watching them years later.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because all they bring in is ad dollars, they already had Beerus vs. Galaxia pulled from youtube, any future fight could meet the same fate, so they now have to prove overall that their profitability is sustainable, since due to the nature of the show they likely can't port it to Max.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              What is this logic.
              >Warner might get rid of a money maker because it might get a video removed again (something they can avoid by just not using manga panels from Sailor Moon)
              Are you a spic? Because your line of thinking is very Hispanic like, as in it’s moronic and makes no sense. I’m gonna call you my Latinx Spiccy from now on

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because Zaslav's cancellations have made no damn sense. He outright cancelled a Batman cartoon series that is now heading to Prime(nothing to do with stupid Christmas movie), but didn't can the Flash or Blue Beetle movies. And if you think that DB is more profitable than fricking Batman, I think you're the Hispanic.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’re still not making sense my Latinx companion. Think about it like this:
                Why would they cut off a subsidiary of a subsidiary that’s already proven that they can earn their keep while also making back the money that RT gives them. Give me an answer beyond “layoffs don’t make sense”
                Also, if YOU think that the same people who handle animated cartoons made for general TV audiences require the same amount of funding as a YouTube show, then you’re a level beyond a Latinx. You’re just dumb.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Latinx

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one not making sense my ESL friend. Zaslav has been cutting costs across the company. The DB team is obviously worried, otherwise we wouldn't have the tournaments, they wouldn't have cut early viewings, Goku vs. Superman is happening again, something I predicted would happen when things started going downhill. It's not about total cost, it's about profitability, and if they aren't making money, he's going to axe them, plain and fricking simple.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think anon is underestimating how iron fisted and short sighted corps can be. Esp if there's new heads.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                In DB's case, it's more of cost/effectiveness ratio. The show should theoretically have next to no cost, but they outsource all of the major creative material and have a large, and largely useless, 'research' team working on the core nugget it's built around. It can't be sustainable.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please for the love of god axe the research team already. They're so fricking bad.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ben has supposedly credited the team for allowing them to do matches with characters they normally wouldn't do due to their esoteric nature or very lengthy amount of material associated with them.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                And yet they still manage to butcher shit constantly
                cough cough Dark Souls.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Please for the love of god axe the research team already. They're so fricking bad.

                Also axe the cutaway gag animators. Faceless voices are way cheaper, and less annoying

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it’s about profitability
                You would have a point if you actually started off by talking about things that, you know, impacted overall profits.
                >tournaments
                Are for fans, and the fans that are willing to pay for subscriptions aren’t comparable to the revenue they’d gain from general viewership and advertisers.
                >Early premiers
                See the above.
                >Goku Vs Superman 3
                See the above, again. Unless you have some actual insider information on both the DB crews profits AND Warner Brothers as a whole, I’m opting to call you optimistic at best and actually moronic at worst. What’s funny is that DB isn’t even RT’s most cost heavy show, far from it. That’d go to the ones that require live action crews and the likes, so those guys would more than likely get shot before anyone else.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >while also making back the money that RT gives
                To be fair tgis is most likely being done because RT is on fire right now

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        THIS.
        Frick if it was at least kid Goku VS Superboy (Clark) that would be interesting.

        Steel VS Piccolo. Super Girl VS Gohan. Batman VS Yamcha. There are still ways to do this without doing a match that's been done to death.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m telling you guys, it’s going to be a joke episode. The fight is going to be a shitpost. Call me crazy if you want, but I’ll be here when I’m inevitably correct.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >GvS2 was already unnecessary,
        As long as Goku grows in strength these battles will never be unnecessary.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'd agree if the guy he was fighting wasn't the other most jerked off character in fiction ever, i could at least find a little bit of interest for friezatron because i knew there were versions of megs that could actually put up a fight against frieza and was curious to see how many of their feats would be pulled for that MU, this on the other hand is still as predictable as it was 10 years ago because dc characters in general are extremely fricking boring powercreeps and only become even more extremely fricking boring powercreeps as time goes on, which is saying something considering this is a dragon ball episode

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i'd agree if the guy he was fighting wasn't the other most jerked off character in fiction ever
            I thought that was Batman or Joker tbh

            • 6 months ago
              LopiBats

              Batman has been complete dogshit in DC for years now. All his comic runs are ass because they’re written by Marvelcuck gays. Everything the character does is unheroic and associated with evil schizo shit. Then I try to get away from it and go to the movies and he’s a moron there too.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            DC characters aren't that strong, the ridiculously cherry-picked and wanked versions battleboarders use are.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              They are they just bat low a lot because it keeps things interesting. It's work like anything else with a paid salary so if there's no villains there's no work.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just questioning why. I guess if it's a remix.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Easy skip.
      I can live without hearing another tirade about "Superman unbeatable because he's a symbol and I stroke my wiener to that symbol".

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feeling confident it will be the definitive gvs despite the malding from these moronic children.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku has to win by default for the inevitable fourth one
      If he loses, there's no point. 3 death battles with the same outcome, if they pull it again nobody will watch the fourth one

      • 6 months ago
        LopiBats

        Or…they’ll just use the outrage to get more clicks.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The outrage can't work forever, they'll have to hand Goku a win sooner or later.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm already not watching the third one. Get off this dick, Death Battle.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean this is composite Goku basically. No real point doing it again after this one way or the other.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I honestly think they're going to have them tie in this fight.
        >But it contradicts all their research!
        Big fricking whoop they change their standards constantly.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They didn't even do "research" for the second fight. They used SSB before RoF even came out and bascally said they didn't need to do research because Superman has no limits

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            RoF had been out for months when the second one came out. It was just as strong as Frieza's new form, with nothing to really compare it to, other than stronger than SSG.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick I meant DBS. The fight came out 2 weeks after Super

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But there wasn't anything in Super to research yet. It would still be 3 weeks before Beerus fought Goku on Kai's planet. It was a Goku fan boys pushed after Battle of the Gods, because Goku just got a new powerful form, and that would surely be enough.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter, my point is that they didn't do any research before that fight because cause the thought process was "it doesn't matter because Superman has no limits". They coukd have waited but didn't because they already had the outcome decided

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      aren't they gonna use composite Superman? is there anyone or anything from DB that can handle Thot Robot?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        they said Infinite Frontier Supermam

  5. 6 months ago
    Boco

    Again? Why?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's what the network wants, why bother to complain?

      • 6 months ago
        Boco

        The Earth remains their goal, some things they can't control...

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Characters this season that beat Gojo
    >No diff tier
    Discord
    Bill cypher
    Raven
    Phoenix
    Frieza
    The doctor
    Silver Surfer
    Martian manhunter
    Courage
    Schooby
    Son Goku
    Clark Kent
    >Low diff tier
    Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, also ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
    Stitch (same as Megatron, super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
    Megatron (outstats and tanks all of Gojo's arsenal, kills Gojo inside his domain)
    Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
    >Mid diff tier
    Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
    Vader (force bypasses limitless)
    Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)

    Characters this season Gojo beats
    >High diff tier
    Chosen Undead (lore wise he outclasses Gojo in almost all aspects, but he lacks ways to go around Limitless and UV. His Silence + his speed can give him the chance to land a killing blow, But Gojo can heal himself. CU will also return way more times, and while Gojo can't run naturally out of Energy there is a chance the lack of food and sleep frick him over. Still It's likely Gojo wins more often than not)
    >Mid diff tier
    Makima
    Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
    Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, but besides that Gojo can kill him before getting infected)
    Cole (faster and has a Wincon with the energy absorption, but can't bypass Limitless or UV)
    >Low diff tier
    Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt Gojo)
    Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
    Atom (unless he enters Gojo's anus and gets big again I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
    Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
    >No diff tier
    Guts (angry big sword man can't really do anything against him)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do you keep spelling scooby like that

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry, my dyslexic ass can't get complicated names right.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doc vs Rick has kept pace with 500k viewership over 5 hours. How good is that in comparison to their usual? I assume that it's pretty fricking great.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty good. A million in 24 hours seems to be a new norm

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How are people in Sri Lanka taking the news?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop insulting Superman fans.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hear Batman Son Of Superman is elated, if bewildered.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought they were still fighting that civil war

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're watching the 2012/13 season of english footy

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE IMP OF THE PANDORICA
    THE SHADOW OF THE VALEYARD
    THE BEAST OF TRENZALOR
    THE BUTCHER OF SKULLMOON
    THE LAST TREE OF GARSENNON
    THE DESTROYER OF SCARO
    THE ONCOMING STORM

    HE IS THE DOCTOR OF WAR

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      congratz!

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So who could Morty fight? Would these guns help?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Let it be known, this bit continued for several more guns

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobita Nobi

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Basically

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obligatory.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      IR with bm's is worse than homosexuality.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHADZILLA BROS

    DOUBLE CAMEO

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Who's on the right? Millennium Goji?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Godzilla 2000
        Unleashed Wii model

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what's the significance of it? They just put it there to populate the background

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Godzilla 2000
        Unleashed Wii model

        I think that might actually be Kiryu.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where? What am I looking at?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is actually a hint
      >final is a Godzilla Battle Royal

      • 6 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        He won't win, but I'll root for Showa.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you think about the Universe Level Showa wank?

          • 6 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            Kind of ridiculous. But hey, if that gets Showa to win the BR, sure, whatever, I'll take it. I love my big cookie monster looking dude.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              People say Showa wins because "LE UNIVERSE LEVEL LORE"
              I say Showa wins because he knows how to throw a punch
              Simple as

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He also knows Judo and Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                BJJ is a meme. Muay Thai rapes

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon you're probably new to the whole 'fighting art' stuff but BJJ is actually a con not a pro. Judo can stay but blow jobber is a shit art.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                BJJ is a meme. Muay Thai rapes

                I’m getting two different answers. What’s wrong with Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't giving you a different answer BJJ IS a meme. It has zero takedown awareness, the users get lulled into a false sense of security thinking they can neglect athleticism. Just walk into a muay thai class and then a BJJ class and you'll see what I mean. They also lie to you and tell you that you can face bigger guys when in reality at best it'll help you SURVIVE not getting your face smashed instantly.

                Also the tournaments and rulesets disqualify you if your opponent pulls guard and you lose balance and fall on them. They call it 'slamming'. Also this is coming from someone with 6 years of BJJ. Judo is better, wrestling is better mostly because of the takedown DEFENSE and they have much better takedowns + control.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is it true BJJ doesn’t have kicking or punching?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's true. And when you add punches and kicks into the mix BJJ loses a TON of it's cohesion. Look at combat jiu jitsu worlds. They added ground and pound into the mix and you'll notice how most of the people who do mma and participate stomp because the element of realism with striking kind of crumbles a lot of the 'not particularly athletic' types.

                The more athletic dudes can hang but you'll see that when they get hit a few times the pressure caves them. There was a saying that went something like "Punch a black belt and he turns into a brown belt. Punch him again and he turns into a purple belt…" ect

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So JUST bjj sucks? Can you add anything useful from it to actual fighting?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anything BJJ has I think Judo or wrestling can do better. If you're a strong wrestler and come to a class you're automatically almost purple belt material same with Judo. The elements of takedowns and top control are far too valuable. Plus just knowing how to not get taken down will immediately alienate you in a class lmfao. But BJJ can be fun if you have a girlfriend.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                In fairness to BJJ, wrestlers in general make great fighters in terms of potential

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know, it's just of what I said earlier. BJJ classes lull you into a false sense of security when it comes to the whole 'bjj can make even the weakest defeat the strong!' it's a lie but it sells. Its what makes people neglect athletics. Why wrestlers are better by default is not just techniques because it's wrestling culture that says they MUST be in PHENOMENAL physical condition for it.

                Being more jacked than your opponent isn't the biggest trump card but it also makes so many things infinitely easier to do.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                People need to learn size matters, like yeah you could maybe beat someone in good shape if they never fought in their life. But like, actual core strength is a big deal for a reason. Life isn’t Cobra Kai where dad bods and nerdy teenagers kick ass

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah in order for you to win if you're smaller is you have to be at the top of your game, in incredible shape relative to your opponent and far more experienced and skilled at keeping the fight at your comfort zone while having the determination and resolve to cause great physical harm to another human.

                The last part is harder than you realize.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The funny thing is that striking martial arts are a LOT better at getting over weight gaps. Punching someone in the jaw is going to fricking hurt

                >That's the main reason a lot of McDojo arts suck.

                What would you say is the martial art that actually works?

                Contrary to what a lot of martial arts manga say, Boxing completely negs almost anything that isn't MMA any day of the week.

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Boxing + wrestling is the GOAT combo. That the old occidental stuff steamrolls 99 percent of oriental arts was the true discovery of MMA that got smothered by the Gracies promoting BJJ from the rooftops.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Example 0 for why the Gracies stomped shit at the dawn of UFC. Strikers didn't know wtf to do when it came to ground fighting.

                [...]
                I used to lurk on Bullshido forums.

                >The Gracies

                They don’t even look human

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No kicking

                Come on son.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >No kicking
                They always use this same excuse.

                This is bullshit.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Boxers are a joke to a real grappler

                Baki doesn’t even grapple

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                That used to be true back during like UFC 1 when no one knew what what to do on the ground unless they took wrestling/judo, but that was some time ago, and people know how to sprawl now, so striking arts have more efficacy.

                >judo/jiujitsu (jiujitsu is judo with more of a focus on ne waza).

                Does judo actually work? I’m learning a lot about martial arts today

                [...]
                >Plus once you're crashed in and tied up with someone an untrained person (aikido has no clinch work but neither does the crack head down the street) will just lose balance and fall over and your 10 years will be nothing when you're in deep waters (the ground) rolling around with limbs flying everywhere.

                You do good descriptions man

                Judo is solid. You will be amazed how fast a judoka can smash you against the planet. It sometimes get some shit for lol point fighting but look up absolute chads like Gene LeBell.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which is worse. Aikido or BJJ?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aikido by far. BJJ can at least be used to restrain your drunk uncle at a birthday party. Aikido will have you get slept by said drunk uncle as you try to grab his wrist.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which is worse. Aikido or BJJ?

                Now I wanna hear about why Aikido sucks

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                No resistance sparring. That's the main reason a lot of McDojo arts suck.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >That's the main reason a lot of McDojo arts suck.

                What would you say is the martial art that actually works?

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                >Try
                Boxing/kickboxing/muay thai, wrestling, judo/jiujitsu (jiujitsu is judo with more of a focus on ne waza).

                >Avoid
                Kung-fu of all kinds, krav maga, tae kwon do, akido, karate (though I have heard good things about the kudo side of karate, I'm honestly not that knowledgeable on it)

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie the only time you go out of the house is for mc donalds stfu

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                >t. TKDork.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                tf is TK copeworld?

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                TKD is a common abbreviation for tae kwon do.

                [...]
                >The Gracies

                They don’t even look human

                Helio always looked like one of those Shugendo mummy monks.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn’t know

                It’s an abbreviation of Tae Kwon Dork, stupid yaw8t

                nerdy shit no wonder otto knows about it
                men do boxing

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop posting, you're punch drunk.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                how about you kiss my balls and digits gay?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn’t know

                It’s an abbreviation of Tae Kwon Dork, stupid yaw8t

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You should probably stop talking about things you don't know.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                But Otto's actually right.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I only need one martial art

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kung-fu of all kinds
                Like the art itself or the McDojos that teach it?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                True Shaolin Monks are insanely physically honed. They can make it work, because it's not an art that can just be learned by anyone over a couple of months. It's a lifetime dedication

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Chinese martial arts were kneecapped into limited contact, no resistance tai chi shit by Mao because any sort of self defense doesn't work under communist ideology. Then they were further kneecapped by fantasy martial arts that brainwashed people into thinking that you could actually knock someone down by waving your hand at them and firing a ki blast like dragon ball.

                There's a good documentary on "traditional" Chinese martial arts vs real fighting here:

                Basically, a dude got his life ruined because he had the guts to fraud check kung fu masters.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Remember that chinese MMA dude a while back who beat the shit out of a Tai Chi guy and got harassed online for it?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not just one Tai Chi guy, a whole bunch of them.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Poor Tai Chi dudes. It’s not their fault everything they believe in is stupid

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Remember that chinese MMA dude a while back who beat the shit out of a Tai Chi guy and got harassed online for it?

                Chinese martial arts were kneecapped into limited contact, no resistance tai chi shit by Mao because any sort of self defense doesn't work under communist ideology. Then they were further kneecapped by fantasy martial arts that brainwashed people into thinking that you could actually knock someone down by waving your hand at them and firing a ki blast like dragon ball.

                There's a good documentary on "traditional" Chinese martial arts vs real fighting here:

                Basically, a dude got his life ruined because he had the guts to fraud check kung fu masters.

                Didn't Bruce Lee do the same thing once?

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Bruce Lee did some real sparring and was very interested in the real side of fighting. It's extremely likely that if he lived longer he would have gotten into early MMA and Shooto.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thoughts on Ali vs Inoki?

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Example 0 for why the Gracies stomped shit at the dawn of UFC. Strikers didn't know wtf to do when it came to ground fighting.

                I did not expect Otto to know this much about fighting.

                I used to lurk on Bullshido forums.

              • 6 months ago
                CapeworldComics

                Not just one Tai Chi guy, a whole bunch of them.

                It's sad that China has been brainwashed into making shit martial arts their culture.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The funny thing is that there is a move that can frick anyone up with minimal effort.
                Throat poke

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >judo/jiujitsu (jiujitsu is judo with more of a focus on ne waza).

                Does judo actually work? I’m learning a lot about martial arts today

                [...]
                [...]
                Aikido doesn't have very many practical uses. Some joint locks can be applied in a grappling sense if you can actually get past a resisting opponent. But Even if you spend 10 years trying wrist locks and throws it's actually hard to do half of that when someone is throwing their fists at you with everything they have and crashing into you and tying you up.

                Plus once you're crashed in and tied up with someone an untrained person (aikido has no clinch work but neither does the crack head down the street) will just lose balance and fall over and your 10 years will be nothing when you're in deep waters (the ground) rolling around with limbs flying everywhere.

                >Plus once you're crashed in and tied up with someone an untrained person (aikido has no clinch work but neither does the crack head down the street) will just lose balance and fall over and your 10 years will be nothing when you're in deep waters (the ground) rolling around with limbs flying everywhere.

                You do good descriptions man

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Judo works even if a person is wearing something light like a t-shirt. I'd give gi jiu jitsu a pass if they forced you to focus on takedowns before grappling but again that's what makes it suck is the pure ground focus. Judo is great because they force you to learn the throws and THEN do the ground work. Imagine landing a hip toss on concrete? But all grappling arts suffer if you and your opponent are sweaty. It's another reason bjj sucks in MMA. longer fights, more sweat, harder to secure shit.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or if you pull a Meguro, but you have to have both a crazy grip and absolutely no sanity or regard for anyone else's wellbeing

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The funny thing is that striking martial arts are a LOT better at getting over weight gaps. Punching someone in the jaw is going to fricking hurt
                [...]
                Contrary to what a lot of martial arts manga say, Boxing completely negs almost anything that isn't MMA any day of the week.

                What this anon said. If you're a good striker even if you're smaller you actually can deal with the weight disparity MUCH easier. Remember height and weight is far more valuable in a grappling match but if your opponent can't actually grab you being able to hit and move without getting tied up will lead you to victory especially if that's your go to fighting style.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Punching someone in the jaw is something that almost always bypasses weight classes.

                >Boxers are a joke to a real grappler

                Baki doesn’t even grapple

                It's funny. Baki's kind of a little shit at points but we love him for it

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No resistance sparring. That's the main reason a lot of McDojo arts suck.

                >That's the main reason a lot of McDojo arts suck.

                What would you say is the martial art that actually works?

                Aikido doesn't have very many practical uses. Some joint locks can be applied in a grappling sense if you can actually get past a resisting opponent. But Even if you spend 10 years trying wrist locks and throws it's actually hard to do half of that when someone is throwing their fists at you with everything they have and crashing into you and tying you up.

                Plus once you're crashed in and tied up with someone an untrained person (aikido has no clinch work but neither does the crack head down the street) will just lose balance and fall over and your 10 years will be nothing when you're in deep waters (the ground) rolling around with limbs flying everywhere.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Plus the basic principle behind it is poorly used within the art itself.
                Turning an enemies weight against them can be done if you understand the direction they're going and control them that way. Turn with the punch logic

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would unironically be a kino finale, which is why it'll instead be something lame.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A new battle royal
        >It's wasted on yet another fricking "hurr all these characters from the same universe who wins?" match up.
        I'm so fricking tired of how samey DB is in its match structure.
        Give me a battle royal with characters from different settings.
        Give me a real fricking team vs team battle that isn't god damned Red vs Blue.
        Give me some naval combat, or a good space dog fight.
        Give me a clash of fictional armies where the armies actually fricking matter for once.
        Give me something that isn't "character A that dodges lasers punches character B that dodges lasers for 2 minutes".

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Suit symbol

        >Not a businessman suit but symbolizing a rubber suit like the Godzilla actors wore

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    goku vs. superman 3 will end in gay sex
    superman tops

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman is canonically a bottom
      He kept that gladiator outfit for bed

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman vs Goku 3 will have Goku flying into Superman's fortress, knocking down some vials of super aids, getting sick and then dying of some kinda heart illness.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can he beat Goku?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Goku doesn't know math. His wife told him to buy 10kg of bread and he only bought 2 baghetes. That's at most just 500 grams.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least he tried

  16. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    This is boring. Yall boring. This thread is boring.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Truth.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ends with Superman ripping the simulation apart, taking Goku out with him and telling Wiz and Boomstick enough is enough before talking about how both he and Goku inspire people before showing footage of men in Superman S tank tops and Goku Gi Tank Tops getting Cinemaphile and that's all that really matters to Superman, before offering Goku the best Pretzels and Hot Dogs in Metropolis.

  18. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    I thought this whole scenario was dogshit, but now I lowkey want to see a real crossover.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gojob***h only showed up near the end of the thread to brag about himself while samegayging

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny how mindbroken the gojotard is. Having his own manga BTFO the NLF he loved to throw around clearly did a number on him.

  20. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    Why don’t they do something a little different? Like use Vegeta.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he fled

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gojotard only shows up when he's being called out

  24. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    Who the frick is Gojo?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is HIM

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gpjobber, useless twink who died to basic space hax after years of his fanboys wanking him.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      a guy who died a humiliating death

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Strongest apparently

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >strongest
        >defeated and turned into a onahole

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Strongest

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You guys think Sukuna switches holes?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't you see? Even without his brain to tell his legs to keep standing, and without his torso to act as a counter balance, his legs yet stand. True strength!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's just his awful fat pants

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go away Hispanic tourist

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Gojo is really popular in southamerica

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doctor fodder

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Savior of death battle

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong image?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Courage is already forgotten, sorry

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          The best matchup of the entire season, I KNEEL...

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The match convinced me that cartoon death matches should be shelved. There's just something painfully unfunny about an amalgamation Scooby repeating a bunch of jokes that weren't even particularly funny in their original form sorry 80s gays, A Pup Named Scooby Doo is fricking shit. And mashing all the Scoobies together itself feels really disingenuous.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Biggest cuck

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The new GER

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scooby Doo victim in a fight and episodes quality

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your baby daddy.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, a good feat for Superman.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He didn't have to murder Piccolo like that.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Azula vs Shadow Stalker (Worm)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      who?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Teen vigilante from the Parahuman/Worm series. She's a c**t.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          And yes that is a mask she's wearing

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think Avatar is too sovlful for a third rate popular contest youtube series which is fanfiction tier.
          It would be fun seeing Grey voice acting as Azula again though which wouldnt be hard since she's seemingly broke.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not asking for it to be made into an episode I'm asking for the opinions of any shitposter who cares to comment.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well idk who the other girl is, but Azula's power might be hard to determine since she gets some ridiculous overpowered boosts (fanfiction tier again) in some terrible comics post-series.
              A few examples I can remember are when Zuko re-directs her lightning to her chest and she's only knocked down or when she vanishes into smoke without even using her hands.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            They've already used Aang and Zuko

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              And it was shit. That's why I am saying these series are too sovlful for a third-rate youtube series mainly consumed by spics.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      After a long hard fought battle.. Azula blasts her with lightning and kills that fricking ni-

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ni-
        ?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          gger.
          Shadow Stalker is a c**t who deserves to die.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He meant night night anon. I hope you have sweet dreams :3

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stalker is physically a normal female athlete outside of her mist form and she doesn't even have a gun.

      Azula could beat er to death without even using bending.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has a crossbow though and could easily mist around and snipe Azula with it.
        Also what is this "normal physical athlete" shit? So is Azula and every other bender/normie in Avatar.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stalker is physically a normal female athlete
        And she still dukes it out with physically stronger people than Azula whose also just a normal female trained athlete. Plus a fight between them wouldn't be coming down to whose gonna hand to hand the other.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously? Wasted trips.

          Stalker is a completely baseline human with the ability to get intangible with an extreme weakness to fricking electricity(i.e. lightning). This against a superhuman martial artist that couuld evade aang+toph without her bending and oh...that's right she has a penchant for the use of lightning. You think Azula *doesn't* hard scale above the Yuyan Archers?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Breaker 3, Stranger 2, Mover 1
            Yeah just 'baseline human' lmao. I think Azula wins but way to out yourself as having no idea what the frick you're talking about.

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goku vs Superman again
    How many times must Goku be humbled?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has never been humbled.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death Battle is going to admit they have been lying for years to get rage clicks from Dragon Ball fans. They've been debunked for years.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are Super forms so much lazier than literal fanon shit.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          AF is best

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly, it's probably BECAUSE they're official that they feel so lazy, but I also admit that I have a soft spot for Super Saiyan God when drawn by Yuya Takahashi

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            SSJ4 didn't have that issue though, I think them moving away so far from the Saiyan's ape aspects is part of why the new Saiyan forms feel so lazy, it's not like they still can't make new forms that feel appropriate cool, most people like UI, they just need to focus less on making straight upgrade forms, it doesn't work out most of the time.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Super Saiyan 4 is just taken from a single shot when Goku goes Super Saiyan 3. And they recolored it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Literal nonsense
                Denoued.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?si=iUxNpyuKXxopOr3N&t=248

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Still frame literally shown to be significantly different from SSJ4
                moronbro...

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Delusional cope
                KEKAROONI

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's a recolor because I say so STOP PROVING HOW WRONG I AM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

              • 6 months ago
                LopiBats

                >It's a recolor because I say so STOP PROVING HOW WRONG I AM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

                I will never get how the human race can look at one thing and get wildly different interpretations.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The duality of man. It's also how you can read IQ levels 🙂

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Man dubbed Dragon ball with the american soundtrack is infinitely better than the original jap version by thousands of miles.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always knew Cinemaphile appreciated the CHADdub more than the original.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice cope

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I believe it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's too moronic to be humbled.

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So now that Doctor is gone, what are Master's matchups ?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      John Cena

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kang the Conqueror

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Loki

      Reverse-Flash

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, Death Battle said, unequivocally, that SpongeBob beats Goku.

    Dead.
    Saiyan.
    Walking.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can he beat Superman though?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on the result of SpongeBob/Popeye, if they do it...and I honestly think they will.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Weren't they originally going to bring Goku back vs Sailor Moon, but balked when they found she won decisively?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, Goku stomps
        Sailor is barely universal

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not according to Death Battle. Usagi was too strong for gokek, so they did Galaxia vs Beerus instead.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            SURPASSEDrus?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pre Super they have Goku stomping sailor moon now thanks super

    • 6 months ago
      LopiBats

      No way that shit is real

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spongebob beats Superman too though

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Yeah, if the string thing beats Goku then I don't see him lasting long.

      Weren't they originally going to bring Goku back vs Sailor Moon, but balked when they found she won decisively?

      I don't see how she wins. They had Galaxia at maybe 9 universes and Vegeta at several thousand.

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >triple supercope

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >quoting nobody
      Coward's cope.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't need to when the supergays screech so loud

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          ...he screeched, shrilly.

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any good matchups for her ?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rick

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've got an idea for a matchup but it'll never happen because of how unknown both characters are. America Chavez vs Sideways (yes another DC vs Marvel fight). They're new gen teenage latinos with the power to make portals in a specific shape.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they're gonna use the most spic-fic version of Goku possible against current Superman and Supes is still gonna win
    Glorious.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are the chances that they cave in to hispanics and darkies and give stuff like AF and SMBZ mu's

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what's gonna suck? This fight will probably be like 3 or 4 minutes.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way in hell they'll cheap out like that on Goku vs Superman, not if they want to retain their fandom and viewers.

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminders that even if either Goku or Superman wins, they just milking it for views for their half ass season.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's whatever Goku vs Superman video has been.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soooo

    Goku loses still with xenoverse/heroes?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, he stomps

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.
      Also, Superman's gotten MORE buffs in the new run. Even without Clark's new and better instant transmission, he would have still won.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coolest part of the episode

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      I wish they did more stuff like this.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which was?

        • 6 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          Bouncing across time and space. They could have had Rick bring the fight to the Citadel to confuse the Doctor with all the Ricks. I'm quite sure what the ending with all the Rick clones was supposed to be. Did Rick ever duplicate himself? It feels like that scene should have been the Meeseeks.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            He has life-model decoys

            • 6 months ago
              CapeworldComics

              But his decoys never worked for him. I mean, I guess he could use some sort of control phrase to snap them to his side, but that's speculative. It just seemed like that scene should have used Meseeks, especially when they talked about the Meseeks earlier.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this image just screams 'reddit' to me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rick was TRAPPED and BETRAYED inside the Hyperbolic WEEPING ANGEL chamber

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Weeping Angels are nightmare fuel

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd like Rick and Morty a lot more if it had monsters and villains even half as cool as the ones in Doctor Who.

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If superman has no limits now and wins the ep what's the new ritual post?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of them must lurk here if the first thing they felt they had to retcon away was them saying Superman has no limits

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DC confirmed to be 6D at MOST
    >CHADgon CHAD CHADRoes is AT LEAST 8D

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    But could Superman beat Goku at an eating contest?

  42. 6 months ago
    CapeworldComics

    I found him. First Action Figure Superman's opponent.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really blows the first superman figure out of the water

      • 6 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        They did what they could with Depression era materials. No plastic at all, completely wood with a cloth cape.

      • 6 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        They did what they could with Depression era materials. No plastic at all, completely wood with a cloth cape.

        I don't think you could rightfully call it an action figure, but Tarzan had a pretty neat clay statue in given as a promotion for his 1932 radio show. It's probably the best "toy" of the 30's.

  43. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    Why didn’t they just do Vegeta instead?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vegeta would point his thumb at himself and it would be immediately curtains

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Xeno/Heroes Bejita getting manhandled by Rune King Thor
      Would've been more funnier tbh

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        But Xeno or Heroes Vegeta absolutely gape Rune Thor

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone else incredibly disappointed that the episode didn't end with the Doctor bringing Morty into the TARDIS as his new companion? It would have been the perfect ending and all the pieces were in place for it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doctor doesn't travel with boys any more after the whole "Adric plummets to his death from upper atmosphere" thing

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The GTbro is mindbroken

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The anti GTb***h is coping
    K, b, c.

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Since Death Battle is shilling CHADroes content I think Fu vs Superboy Prime would make sense.

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rick was humbled that day.

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Face a real warrior, Son Goku!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't Superman knock his ass out?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Effortlessly.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Effortlessly.. in my dreams.
        >b-but this non canon comic..

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice numbers

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I know what the season finale will be, to concur with a recent Cinemaphile release.
    Scott Pilgrim vs. Travis Touchdown
    That's an easy fight to keep in "storage" for such an occasion.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. It should've been tomorrow's podcast episode, instead of Swan beating off to Dark Souls lore.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can they please just leave Souls lore alone after butchering it in their CU vs DB episode

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman when he sees Goku rolling up to clap his cheeks

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Oh hey, it's Flashpoint Superman!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gay fantasies
      typical gokugays

  52. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Death Battle thread will be the Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile thread until Superman vs Goku 3 ends
    We sure live in interesting times.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      technically since DW is on topic here, so is Cinemaphile

  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Death Battle thread will be the Cinemaphile and Cinemaphile thread until Superman vs Goku 3 ends
      We sure live in interesting times.

      Also Cinemaphile

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman is bullet proof though

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ki infused bullets too strong

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inb4 Goku loses and dbspics act like they never cared

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      As one of the local /dbs/gays I will in fact care if my HERO loses, it might be a bit overdone by this point but he's a cool character with a lot of history with Superman when it comes to battleboarding autism, especially when Death Battle seems to have retconned the second match out by claiming it's irrelevant, whatever happens I WILL be watching.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I actually kneel to you because you’re actually more mature than the rest of us here

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rick and Dr. Who was the best fight of the season.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm so happy to see Doctor Who get representation in DB at all
      and to top it all off seeing him dunk on that drunk frick made it all the more worth it

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Since the last time we fought; the most recent big project with my name was a cheesy love story anons only liked for Lois.
    >The next big project for me is getting turned into babies.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seems they have some things to commiserate over.

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take it from the lack of shitposting that the Doctor won?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rick got rolfstomped bad

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rick shitposting has been sacrificed for even more Dargonball and Capeshit shitposting.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No matter who wins, everyone else loses.

        Rick got rolfstomped bad

        yeeeeeeeep

        Rick was out of his tier. There should have been better plot armor.

        That's not shocking I guess, the Doctor does get wanked super fricking hard for a guy whose greatest enemies have a crippling weakness to stairs.
        Kind of sad it couldn't be Richards out autisming Rick, especially since that would have saved us from the almost guaranteed and horribly matched Reed vs Plastic Man

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeeeeeeeep

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rick was out of his tier. There should have been better plot armor.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rick lost, it hasn't been celebrated much because Goku vs Superman 3 has completely overshadowed the match.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Genuine celebrations rarely go past the initial thread, it's only shitposting from shit fanbases that lasts any amount of time.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rick lost but most people already figured that going in given all the hard counters Doctor had

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    BTW: they clarified that the main reason there’s doing GvS3 is that they, (The DB team), feel that GvS1&2 has become badly outdated in terms of writing and especially animation, and they want to redo it one final time, (with updated production and full composites now), to make sure the most legendary matchup in VS history finally has a equally legendary episode to call home

    Basically, Ben and Chad don’t see GvS1&2 as “canon” to DB anymore and thus, they have the next time as just “Goku vs Superman” and not “Goku vs Superman 3”

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lame. GvS1 had SOUL. GvS2 can be thrown in the trash though

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      >One final time
      Pffff. They'll make a 4th in half a decade and everyone knows it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lame. GvS1 had SOUL. GvS2 can be thrown in the trash though

      GvS1 came from the series at its peak. I don't really care about a GvS from a DB deep into its decline.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol so superman is winning again as this is just an “update”

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick do they mean "especially the animation" 2's fight was great.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        GvS2 sucked

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't sit there and act like Superman walking through Goku's Kamehameha wasn't kino.

          BTW: they clarified that the main reason there’s doing GvS3 is that they, (The DB team), feel that GvS1&2 has become badly outdated in terms of writing and especially animation, and they want to redo it one final time, (with updated production and full composites now), to make sure the most legendary matchup in VS history finally has a equally legendary episode to call home

          Basically, Ben and Chad don’t see GvS1&2 as “canon” to DB anymore and thus, they have the next time as just “Goku vs Superman” and not “Goku vs Superman 3”

          Now I'm annoyed they're going to retcon the walk through.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          GvS2 came across as a really petty attack against people who disagreed with GvS1. Way too soon after the first when there was new content on the horizon, it just felt really pointless.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What the frick do they mean
        Basically, Ben and the rest of the DB team have the opinion of

        Modern Death Battle animations >> Classic Death Battle animations

        (To clarify: They count season 1-3 as “Classic Death Battle” and Season 4 onwards as “Modern Death Battle”)

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Season 2's 2D stuff was the best animated in the series.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're just gonna have superman and goku T posting at each other then flying around in a circle.

          Goku is gonna throw some ki blasts, superman will dodge it then shoot heat vision goku will dodge it, more flying around then Superman is gonna throw a rock at goku and goku is gonna power up in response...Then they'll fly at each other and they might kind of start hitting each other?...It'll be hard to tell because the camera is gonna start moving around a TON so you won't really know what's going on then they'll back off and t pose at each other some more.

          then goku shoots a really big blast and superman blows up but then does the x ray heat vision thing and the fight is over. But if Therewolf does the music it's gonna have a sick song at least.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyl97TG8jbA&ab_channel=DEATHBATTLE%21

        %21
        Ten years has been passed and Goku fight against Superman still continue. War... War never changes.

        Of course, he was their most talented animator and they're salty that they can't top him.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn they really hate Torrian huh?

          dam this shit looks janky af

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            hi ben when are we getting a ryona match up?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              tomorrow on your mothers bedroom lol

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              after shitren defeats gohan beast

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Despite it being a RvB fight, god damn I liked Meta vs Carolina. Nice choreography and good use of the music.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          %21
          Dante vs Bayonetta is a peak death battle. One of the best fights like Scooby vs Courage.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >peak death battle
            not quite the high bar innit

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did Bayo 3 give her anything that could have helped her win?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dante vs Bayonetta 2 is going to be next year's chimpout
          Whether they suck Kamiya's wiener on Bayonetta feats or just have Dante negate all of whatever broken shit she gained last few games, it's gonna be funny.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well Kamiya already said he would rather have them teamup and got sour about the whole concept, so changing to veredict to suck his dick ain't gonna endear them to him anyway.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You think Kamiya started to regret not letting Bayo in Project X-Zone because of how shitty he thought her Deathbattle episode was?

              >Omniman vs Homelander
              Who the frick thought this was a good idea in the first place?

              Their marketing team, because it's their best performing episode since Thanos vs Darkseid.

              >noooooooo the drunken, hedonistic scientist based on the guy who played Judge Doom wasn't treated with enough gravitas!

              Hey say what you want about Rick, but leave Christopher Lloyd out of this.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno don't care, only morons even want Death Battle, and even bigger morons suggest characters they like, whereas spiteful morons suggest characters they hate.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >and even bigger morons suggest characters they like
                This is why I'm thankful that nobody from my favorite series is in this dungpile of a webseries yet. There is absolutely no chance they'd do the series justice, even if they did go for it for some reason.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                A victory in that show never feels like a victory. It's only a temporarily relief.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Told you gays it's just a rushed up cash in

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick do they mean "especially the animation" 2's fight was great.

      I should clarify 1's fight was kino and sovllfull in it's own way.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      just retcon GvS2, the only thing people care about in that episode is no limits Superman since besides that it's just a massive downgrade compared to the first

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      So how does the GvS1&2 retcon change Dragon Ball’s W/L ratio?

      Lol so superman is winning again as this is just an “update”

      Probably yea

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that's true than this shit better be 10 minutes long at minimum

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        20 minutes long at minimum.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      GvS1 was great
      GvS2 could have been longer and not a gag match if they didn't suck TFS free advertising wiener
      What the frick they mean by badly outdated? Obviously it's not Goku winning

  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think DevilArtemis will be handling this animation?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should save DA for the finale (which now I'm hoping is Galactus vs Unicron).

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 their 'research' means UT Goku would win but he doesn't get it because it's 'outside' help
    >inb4 the current SDBH arc has Majin Ozotto transcend the power of UT Goku and Fu and Goku beats him with his own power

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Ben so much, he’s always had the worst matchup taste possible

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >finale is light vs columbo
    Double lol if Goku wins.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Light VS Columbo
      Should have been Harry

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku could only win if Rick won, thus it's another freebie for superman.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Light VS Columbo
      Should have been Harry

      Should be Harry vs Light instead

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe swan can do columbo vs Harry instead of light just so he can get it out of his system.
        Though, I do worry what his obsession would be after that....

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Harry is better in melee and can basically hyper slow time to figure shit out so in an actual fight it probably wouldn't go great for Columbo

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >finale is light vs columbo
        Double lol if Goku wins.

        >Light VS Columbo
        Should have been Harry

        Maybe swan can do columbo vs Harry instead of light just so he can get it out of his system.
        Though, I do worry what his obsession would be after that....

        I don't think it's going to play out like an actual fight. More like a short film about the police investigation ending with the arrest of Kira followed by his death via Ryuk because he's not going to sit around and wait for his court hearing and execution.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          So a glorified fanfic.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's why Harry VS Light works better as it makes more sense for Harry to actually kill him in the animation after a Half Light spergout

            Did you really think it's going to be anything else? Also to be fair most of these fights are just fanfics but with violence. This one is just going to be a genuine fan fic animation. Light wouldn't fight, he's actually a coward. He only ever fought L because he underestimated L and was doing it for show to try to play up his innocence.

            When ACTUALLY confronted and his worldview shattered you saw what he was really like: just some punk tripping over himself like a sick cornered animal.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I know death battle is all a fanfic, but this is just swan feeding light to columbo. A spite match if you will. There is no genuine debate to be had when it's an astroturfed match and one that is already rigged in the first place. Unless we see a good preview of the fight without a hint of bias or judgement it'll stay that way.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's literally just what Death Battle is

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's why Harry VS Light works better as it makes more sense for Harry to actually kill him in the animation after a Half Light spergout

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            [...]
            I don't think it's going to play out like an actual fight. More like a short film about the police investigation ending with the arrest of Kira followed by his death via Ryuk because he's not going to sit around and wait for his court hearing and execution.

            >That fricking smug butthole, he's probably laughing at you now on the inside. Look at that c**t stain son of a b***h! He's just begging to be laid out on the floor!
            >The jig is up. The fricker knows you've uncovered his true identity!
            >Maybe a good bloodletting is in order.
            >Kill him. Kill him now!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Half light would cotton onto Kira immediately

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kim "truly" trusts you.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Kim "truly" trusts you.

                pretty well written.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't get it

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    %21

    %21
    Ten years has been passed and Goku fight against Superman still continue. War... War never changes.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn they really hate Torrian huh?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course, he was their most talented animator and they're salty that they can't top him.

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh god I almost forgot Godzilla is fighting superman in 3 hours

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the same shit again

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elrond vs Gregor Clegane

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Named Noldor character vs a somewhat above peak human warrior
      Elrond takes this 10/10 times.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gregor rapes this elf

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >JOBgor
        Couldn't even beat an agile Dornish man with a poisoned spear, Elrond MURDERS this oversized homosexual.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope. LOTR is in need of a thorough lore break just like God of War.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >[Delusional GOTgay babble]
            SHITgor will get speared right through his plate armor by CHADrond and it won't even take him any effort to do so.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is that before or after Gregor's sword cuts that old twink in half?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is that before or after my slow as shit bald jobber gets chopped to pieces by the Elf?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gregor rapes this elf

      Semi relevant

      https://www.deviantart.com/thevenomousarchive/art/DBX-Gimli-vs-Gregor-The-Mountain-Clegane-751978903

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK GOKU VS SUPERMAN! This is b***hin'.

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Standing here I realize

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORRRYYY

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
        THE RIGHT FROM WRONG

  68. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will they change the outcome?

  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rewatch the fight.

    >The entire time, the doctor doesn’t actually throw any punches or shoots sonic beams at Rick, he just tries to outrun him or disarms him and even the final blow isn’t actually the Doctor shooting the gun but Rick shooting it

    Was this the first pacifistic win on Death Battle

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      As expected, The Doctor solos without even trying.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They even refrain from having him use the gun himself. He reaches for it but stop's short of actually taking it out of the case.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Doctor is painted more like a pacifist than god damn Steven Universe in his fight against Star
      Lmao
      hell he's even hesitant about using the De-Mat gun
      even the rules of Death Battle barely apply to the doctor

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its funny as in the end he didn't end up using the thing himself.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They even refrain from having him use the gun himself. He reaches for it but stop's short of actually taking it out of the case.

        >If the Doctor had taken the De-Mat Gun out already, Rick could have just shot him with it instead of having to wait until later. The Doctor’s own moral restraints made it so he was still standing and Rick wasn’t

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          kino

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It kind of makes sense, Steven doesn't completely eclipse Star so he wouldn't have a way of making her kill herself.
        Plus Steven did technically kill someone in a blood-lusted state even if he fixed her after.

        [...]
        [...]

        Good fight, shit research.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]

          They will never top this level of choreography

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They even refrain from having him use the gun himself. He reaches for it but stop's short of actually taking it out of the case.

        The Doctor holds back because he detests violence and doesn't want to tamper with fixed points in time.
        A Doctor with more standard Death Battle rules would be more than willing to use the multiple dimensional level weapons stored in the tardis which he can access at any and every point in time.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not the discussion, it’s as more about how acknowledging the writing of the actual fight kept in character of the Doctor manipulating events to defeat his enemy rather than shoot them himself

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its funny as in the end he didn't end up using the thing himself.

        >hesitates to use to the gun
        >tricks rick into using it on himself
        Great touch.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Rick tried to flip the script by killing the Doctor with his own De-Mat Gun

          >Doctor flips it back by weaponizing the portal from Rick’s own portal gun, which Rick could have done if he wasn’t so focused on killing the Doctor

          Reminds me of this comic

    • 6 months ago
      Deidalius

      Honestly, I want Death Battle to do more pacifist fights like this. I loved how The Doctor acted in that fight.

  70. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S SING A SONG!

  71. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow. By the way, it looks like Rick isn't even the most powerful being in his universe that made by him. Total humiliation of Rick Sanchez on his field.

  72. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRING ME WALLY WEST AND REVERSE FLASH

  73. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want the Madoka movie to hurry up so we can get a clearer view of what Devil Homura and Ultimate Madoka can do. I mean, we could use Mami, Kyoko, and Sayaka in Death Battle, but they'll probably get an upgrade in the movie.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys listroon. Kurumi will NEVER get onto the show

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who the hell is Kurumi? Also, I'm a guy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope they make Homura suffer an agonizing death that's as drawn out as fricking possible, though I can't imagine a death drawn out enough on this show to make up for how dog shit the ending of Rebellion was.

  74. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even a Saibaman can pee on the strongest version of SHARTperman. I will destroy Death Battle for their blasphemy against Goku.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      get some thick skin you sissy

  75. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know I would have Nanoha in Death Battle, but it hasn't been relevant in years, and there's no way Death Battle watched it.

  76. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good match ups for Diana?
    I just started reading earth one and now I want to see her in the show again. I don't know too much about capeshit so the only interesting Fight I can think of is WW VS Kalifa (or kaleffa the female Broly that jobbed to ultra instinct Goku) but that shit is also kinda boring.

    • 6 months ago
      LopiBats

      Diana
      Diana
      Diana
      Diana

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      me (my penis stomps her)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        She would stomp your penis, and you would love it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah im more of a mindbreak kind off guy

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Just make it a shameless fanservice fight with She-Hulk

      But personally, I think Cutie Honey vs Golden Age Wonder Woman could be very interesting.

  77. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    We need an army battle, I grow tired of 1v1s.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flood vs Zerg WHEN?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        For the longest time I wanted the Zerg to fight the Xenomorphs.

        The fight was decently lame to me in the same way Omnilander was. I get it's a stomp, but I would've liked it if Rick actually had an upper hand at any point rather than just the Doctor messing with him the whole time. His characterization felt off too. Rick is an butthole but they treated him like he was just a Saturday morning villain bragging about how he was going to kill the Doctor the whole time. He'd also never be moronic enough to listen to the guy he's trying to kill on how to deal with the Weeping Angels.
        At least the Doctor was handled pretty well.

        I really fricking hate how I'm imaging Gansta's Paradise over this gif.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think a gravemind fighting a brother moon would be fun.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gravemind vs a Hive Mind would be cool. I don't think there's much the Flood can do against a Moon until they get into bookwank reality warping Keymind phase.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile has spent YEARS arguing Flood vs Necromorphs. I wouldn't mind seeing that.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless you really wank Flood I feel like Zerg is probably more in their ballpark.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't the flood use weapons? Don't necromorphs hate specific weapons?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Necros also can use weapons and do actually use guns in DS3, their bodies are just so over tuned for murdering they don't need them 99% of the time.

  78. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fight was decently lame to me in the same way Omnilander was. I get it's a stomp, but I would've liked it if Rick actually had an upper hand at any point rather than just the Doctor messing with him the whole time. His characterization felt off too. Rick is an butthole but they treated him like he was just a Saturday morning villain bragging about how he was going to kill the Doctor the whole time. He'd also never be moronic enough to listen to the guy he's trying to kill on how to deal with the Weeping Angels.
    At least the Doctor was handled pretty well.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’d have preferred the Doctor actually wanting him but Rick blinking a bunch of times anyways like how Evil Morty knew every Rick would do the exact opposite of what they’re told

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would've been more in character for sure. In general the fight ended up meeting my fears of being an excuse to make fun of Rick the whole time, down to giving him one of the worst fates for a loser. If they don't like Rick, they shouldn't have bothered with the matchup if they aren't going to handle him properly.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >noooooooo the drunken, hedonistic scientist based on the guy who played Judge Doom wasn't treated with enough gravitas!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            If I'm being honest Rick fricking deserves it

            Sure, he can deserve to die however, but I just wish he behaved more in character and had more of a fighting chance. Leave the stomp to the analysis, the fight's job is to be entertaining and fun.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If I'm being honest Rick fricking deserves it

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Still not as spiteful as what they did with Sasuke.

          >noooooooo the drunken, hedonistic scientist based on the guy who played Judge Doom wasn't treated with enough gravitas!

          I hate Rick and Morty but if you're going to rep it at least try to do it in a way that won't completely piss of its fans.
          Then again if the tables were turned we both know those homosexuals would shit up this place.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It bothered me that he just left Morty in the ship. I would've liked if the Doctor used the screwdriver to make the ship take Morty back to Earth on autopilot. I guess in the ending we got, ghost Rick will guide Morty in getting back home.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          eh Morty's gonna be fine

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think Morty can just tell the ship to take him back home and it'll do it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ghost rick will just build some device in hell that'll bring him back to life since every time he's stuck somewhere with nothing he improvises then he'll probably treat the doctor as another mandatory "RUN MORTY" thing.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed, would have been a lot cooler if

          Is anyone else incredibly disappointed that the episode didn't end with the Doctor bringing Morty into the TARDIS as his new companion? It would have been the perfect ending and all the pieces were in place for it.

          had happened.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought the Doctor was going to take in Morty as a companion.

          But I guess Morty is better off without another dimension-traveling guy dragging him along adventures.

      • 6 months ago
        CapeworldComics

        They should have done this.

        People say Showa wins because "LE UNIVERSE LEVEL LORE"
        I say Showa wins because he knows how to throw a punch
        Simple as

        He also knows Judo and Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

        Just imagine him trying to arm bar Shin's little baby T-Rex arms.

        Please for the love of god axe the research team already. They're so fricking bad.

        Biggest problem on the show is the v tuber gag shit. Get that shit removed first, then focus on having a better research team, or at least one without Speedy. Speedy is such a drag for the rest of the team.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like to think Rick used the Mr Meeseeks to counter the sweeping Angels by forcing them to stare into them forever

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the same reason why Rebirth Gamera bulldozes Godzilla Ultima.
          Turns out being an actual combatant with legitimate feats beats a bunch of theoretical math fluff any day of the week.

  79. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Goku vs Superman can happen three fricking times, I guess Batman is coming back to Death battle for a 5th time.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go all in for the numbers, baby

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based. Looking forward to Batman vs Kiryu Kazuma next season.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds so fricking bad. Not only do we have
      >Batman vs Spider-Man
      >Batman vs Cap
      >Batman vs Black Panther
      >Batman vs Iron Man
      but we also have a handful of proxy Batman battles too
      >Batgirl vs Spider-Gwen
      >Red Hood vs Winter Soldier
      >Terry vs Miguel
      The bat family is dramatically fricking over represented, and yo know if we get another fricking bat it's going to be a boring, overplayed Marvel vs DC shitfest. Again.

  80. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >STANDING HERE I REALIZE YOU JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

  81. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    WAH WAH WAH BWAHAHAHA

  82. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll call this one....is gonna be just a gag fight....not "gag" in the sense of full comedy but just a dumb attempt at being self-aware about "hey, what are we fighting again?" just for the sake of fellowship and to come up as "even despite everything, we all love each other and we are great".....probably a glurgy note.

  83. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Goku loses to Sup third time it will be Gover. He will never recover from that.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He will continue being more popular than Supes, nobody cares about some fanfiction fight. Hell I could write a fic right now where Goku fricks Lois and shits on Clark. Nobody would care.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody cares about some fanfiction fight

        Power is everything! On a subconscious level, Goku will look like a weak without a single victory on the scale of the multiverse. Even Frieza wiped the floor with Transformers. And Goku got none victories.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goku will look weak because a bunch of Superman fanboys said Superman was stronger than him?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            At least Beerus scales Superman.

  84. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zeus (Riordan) vs Thor (MCU)

  85. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, this is why they're actually throwing a pre-recorded podcast up. It has nothing to do with Thanksgiving. They knew what the reaction to this would be.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      smart move

  86. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has this episode surpassed Omniman vs Homelander as the biggest stomp in Death Battle history?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quicksilver vs Barry Allen
      Spongebob vs Super Friends Aquaman
      Thor vs Raiden

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thor vs Raiden was a biggest stomp than Omniman vs Homelander though.
      And they were both great episodes.

    • 6 months ago
      LopiBats

      >Omniman vs Homelander
      Who the frick thought this was a good idea in the first place?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Someone smart

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you moronic?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        it gets you views and it succeded on that
        deathbattle kinda sucks on a general level though, yall should hit the gym and touch grass fr fr

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Omniman vs Homelander is proof that doing thematic and fun fights with satisfying narrative through-lines throughout the fight creates more engagement than trying to pander to vs battle wiki autists that want "le perfectly matched fight".

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's proof that marketing works. That shit was advertised by the official Twitter accounts.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No, it's proof that marketing works. That shit was advertised by the official Twitter accounts.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No, it's proof that marketing works. That shit was advertised by the official Twitter accounts.

            >vs autist seething
            lmao

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not to mention both characters were trendy topic around the time.

            This show is just marketing bullcrap. Why do you think the first of the only two non-Marvel DC defeast were against Jinx from League Of Legend? Conveniently at the time the show was peaking and she was in everybody's butthole.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              On the other hand, Jinx's episode did not do great.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Following trends doesn't equate success after all.

                But you can't tell me they don't move for whatever seems convenient at the time. The "objective ultimate veredict" is bullcrap since it's inception and it will ever be.

                Plus comic book fans are the biggest consumers of DB. Most other fandoms either are apathetic, some minority group like them but is also common other fandoms just find them bullcrap.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Plus comic book fans are the biggest consumers of DB. Most other fandoms either are apathetic, some minority group like them but is also common other fandoms just find them bullcrap.
                I always suspected that capeshit readers had lower iq on average than other fan communities.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >This show is just marketing bullcrap. Why do you think the first of the only two non-Marvel DC defeast were against Jinx from League Of Legend? Conveniently at the time the show was peaking and she was in everybody's butthole.
              Deathbattle has been a popularity contest since at least a decade except for a fight here and there.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Deathbattle has been a popularity contest
                >Except for when it isn't, then they're being contrarian for views!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't you paid attention?
                >has been a popularity contest since at least a decade except for a fight here and there.

                Pointing exceptions doesn't mean that's how the average works.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the average
                Prove it.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yang VS Tifa made just after the RT buying.

                Starscream VS Rainbow Dash made along some brony trend when suddenly some idiot suggested a spiteful match.

                Batman VS Black Panther coming at the time Blck Panther movie came into theaters more or less.

                Tracer VS Scout made around the time the OW VS TF2 were at their worst.

                Goku VS Superman 2 done because they were salty after the downvotes the first one had.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ynr deathrattle made brony fights
                Just dump this shit on /trash/ already.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wait, you mean you're mad because they decide which fights to do based on what characters are relevant and currently being discussed? That's way dumber than what I thought you were arguing.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They downplay Scout greatly in it's match, something everybody and their mother said back then.
                Rd only have a couple of episode preparation and only resorted to the Starscream loser misconception (he's an unlucky schmuck but not harmless).
                Yang VS Tifa was an obvious case of timing with RT buying, and Black Panther was in 2018 hailed as a "Black Superhero" movie.
                Plus virtually all but two Non Marvel DC matchups are taken victorious to the point is a meme, which comes as awkward since RT belongs to warner media.

                Plus...I never said about the veredicts being wrong, I'm just saying is just plain marketing tactics. Whatever veredict they get could be influenced by external factors.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Except for when it isn't, then they're being contrarian for views!
                You've spent too much time on this site.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They’ve done some fights with lesser-known vsautist characters over the years, but those often don’t get as many views as the ones with well-known characters.

  87. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOKUSISTERS I DON’T FEEL SO GOOD

  88. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    El Supermano Platino > Macaco

  89. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman has limits
    It's over...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I thought Superman had no limits?!?!?!?

      Superbros... I don’t feel so good...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What can goku do against x-ray heat vision lobotomy?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ultra Instinct is Goku's trump card. UI can match with Beerus.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ultra instinct is basically Superman's theta state.

          • 6 months ago
            CapeworldComics

            You think they might bring the theta state into play given how they like to use obscure super forms?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not to mention Torqasm Vo can counter UI by giving it false stimulu to react to.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has Superman ever done that? I'm confident that Superman was acting evil to scare black.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Power scalers don't read comics

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >H-He can't blow out Goku's brain!
            It's going to be a long weak of Gokek cope.

        • 6 months ago
          CapeworldComics

          He actually did remove Black's powers until he got them back. I don't know if he lobotomized anyone else, but the Justice Lords cartoon Superman lobotomized JLU Doomsday.

          Not to mention Torqasm Vo can counter UI by giving it false stimulu to react to.

          >Goku losing on martial arts skill
          Death Battle, come on, let Goku have something here.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >let Goku have something here
            Give Superman all his bullshit tools including omnipotent and omniscient magic "Sword of Superman" if it means migrants will finally stop crying foul.

            • 6 months ago
              LopiBats

              >Sword of Superman
              What the frick is this?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sword of Superman
                https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Sword_of_Superman

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He did it in that comic. He didn’t cut it out though, he temporarily deactivated that part of his brain.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >that top panel
          Holy shit creepypasta Superman

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black would've been back on the street as he was being hauled away. He would've tested his powers. I think there was even a line right before this scan where he says "how are you not dying? I'm thinking it but I can't feel my powers" THEN superman gives him this line

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Translation: Supes is 0.01% weaker than his unlimited self, pls watch the new video!!!

  90. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would be a good fight

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol this the most forgettable DB character ever
      Even Lucifer more memorable.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk

  91. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't Venom beat Knull? This ounch didn't even scratch Superman.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that comic of venom fricking lois
      woo-weee

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah that's horrible! Where is that even posted?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BTFO'd by venom of all people
      >Married a roasie
      >Son turned into a homosexual
      Why is Kal El such a colossal FAILURE? His father weeps.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Venomgawd

  92. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Baldur (GoW) vs Avengers (MCU)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baldur (GoW) vs Loki (MCU)

  93. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe Superman is about to lose to Goku. Righting a 10 year wrong.

  94. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did not expect Otto to know this much about fighting.

  95. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what kind of martial arts training does Superman have?
    I know most people off the top of their head Goku is better because he's a martial artist, but I assume most people saying that probably don't know much about Superman.

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