Death Battle

One week for armageddon.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shartman lost

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...the not getting cucked competition.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next Fight is Goku (Dragon Ball) vs Superman (DC) on Dec 4.
    https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-superman.html
    https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-goku.html

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    agghhh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn, that's pretty hot.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >story ends with Superman powerless and forced to watch him go

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You have to understand that superman was never great. He started his life as a power fantasy for couple NYC israelites - there is literally nothing interesting in his early adventures, art or storywise.
      His owners have gotten him through the general population by abusing several hosts, like the excellent Fleischer cartoons or wartime propaganda, and possibly his biggest mark; mighty Captain Marvel - the original, actual all american face. Superman usurped him from that position through vile legalistic tricks and rose to fame by replicating Cpt Marvel both art, tone and storywise. When the lifeforce drawn from Captain marvel started to wane, DS copied the shared universe gimmick from marvel - letting superman fly on the wing of batman (who is himself a parasite on pulp characters like The Shadow) or other new characters

      The modern writing that people in these threads bemoan is just a symptom of parasite superman running out of hosts and skinsuits to wear; he has nothing to hide his true nature, his original form from audience anymore

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superanus can't handle THE wiener

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently Ultraguy said Superman doesn’t get any obscure one off “meme” powers like mini Supermen, sneezing a galaxy, rainbow ray, etc

    I wonder if Goku gets telepathy then

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC he said it's because most of them had gimmick temporary power ups that Superman later loses. Goku's telepathy is something brought up in multiple arcs (Reading minds on Namek, seeing everyone fighting the androids in his dreams in the Android Saga and waking up being aware of the situation, possibly how he could see the fighting on Earth in the Moro Saga) and is mentioned in guidebooks as one of his unique abilities.

      Doesn't really matter though. I doubt they'll even acknowledge it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is a pragmatic choice. Too much shit for a 3-5 minutes fight. Not worth it.
      Same with goku. He wont get telepathy because superman's mental defenses will make it obsolete.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Next Season

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Great idea, let’s pit the guy who is consistently far stronger than Barry and Wally and Jay and Superman combined, vs the weaker doppleganger of the guy Wally beat up

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        what if he wins, what then

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t see how Scourge can when you factor in Thawne’s ability to, you know, turn people into universe nuking bombs that can be remotely detonated by making them go kaboom when in contact with a specific vibrational frequency.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ew, what the frick are those sunnies?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      We already had this match, and you want it to be a bigger rape?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying Sonicgays aren’t the most obnoxious spergs in VS

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >still seething

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            He’s right though. Look at Sonic’s VSBW page

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's just vsbw spergs, unique breed

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              All I see is goatnic (masssively lowballed) sitll shitting on every DCuck (verse will never suprass 6D btw KWAB) character at the same time

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All i see is shitnic (massively highballed) wanked over every DCHAD character in VSBW
                >[ESL babble]
                ftfy

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >2 gods that scale beyond the tiering system duking it out
                SLOWly could've kept up with them, if the SHIT force wasn't slower than a low tier Eggman ship.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >SHITnic WEAKnic cope.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has Godzilla fricked the most out of every Death Battle fighter? Two years ago, a lucky woman won a date with him

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This was a cinematic masterpiece.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has Godzilla fricked the most out of every Death Battle fighter? Two years ago, a lucky woman won a date with him

        My god.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Has Godzilla fricked the most out of every Death Battle fighter? Two years ago, a lucky woman won a date with him

        >"has Godzilla fricked the most"
        >includes his sister in the image
        Godzilla would never commit incest

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=0XruwTU6cSk
        Gamera has better taste in women

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          If I had a quarter for every time Gamera has hung out with superhero women I'd have a dollar.
          Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened 4 fricking times

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=0XruwTU6cSk
            Gamera has better taste in women

            Still less then Godzilla?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Quality over quantity.
              Imagine not having a canon robot sailor GF who spars with you.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >quality
                See

                [...]
                My god.

                He bagged the hottest woman in the 2000 films.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=0XruwTU6cSk
            Gamera has better taste in women

            Gamera:
            >4
            Godzilla
            >14
            Your math's dumb.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not saying he's fricked more. Reading comprehension, Anon

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              smartest godzilla fan

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have to do all the Gamera research myself.
                Sorry for not having a rabidly devoted fanbase to back me up

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I actually love that design holy shit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"has Godzilla fricked the most"
      >includes his sister in the image
      Godzilla would never commit incest

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with incest?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which one's his sister?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          All of them.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Funny, cause Godzilla doesn't have a sister. Lol.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who's fricked more?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doomguy. H-Doom is canon, remember

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, Ms. Makima
    >I'm the Doctor

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even if Goku loses a million death battles, Superman's mom will still not get unfricked by Lobo.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I say this with 100% sincerity, take a trip over to Cinemaphile and go into a Dragonball thread. Just soak it in. It's like looking at a human zoo exhibit, like taking a tour of a digital insane asylum. It's fricking hilarious and will boost your self-confidence immensely.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MOEb***h has no idea where they are
      FRICKABLE LITTLE b***h GET OVER HERE

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        WAKU WAKU! WAKU WAKU!

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            WAAAAAAAAAI TANOSHI!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              AHAHAHAHAHAHA YES! HIT ME HARDER, SWEETIE! HIT YOUR DADDY!

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              AIEEEEEEE GAG MANGA-SAMA I KNEEL

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to watch Arale poo

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ... Unless you don't have what it takes to become a scholar, in which case your confidence will tank and you will forever be relegated into being a beta male sissy.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its funny to me of all the cool anime about fighting out there, people unironically pick fricking Dragon Ball to be autsitic losers over.

      The writing is bad
      The characters are hilariously inconsistent
      The stakes are bloated to the point of nonsense
      The fights are basically meaningless, there is no character development within them,
      For how much they hate shit like One Punch man for taking the piss out of their power level bullshit, none of the transformations are even earned anymore. No doing a bajillion sitiups doesn't deserve a transformation

      and its just the same shit over and over again

      I don't even watch or read DC shit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Are you that ESL saitamatard that was seething a few threads ago?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doubt it, I haven't even seen OPM.
          I just like those autistic powerscaling videos DragonBall fans make where they draw their own Goku OC beating up superman and Saitama

          you know the ones.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dragon Ball is inspired heavily by kung fu fantasy movies from Hong Kong and Taiwan to the point Toriyama and Toei straight up lift moves, characters, and storylines from those movies. Most shounenshit takes the basic trappings of martial arts, ki and tournaments, but completely lose all the Chinese kung fu shit in translation and replace it with more Japanese cultural fingerprints, but it doesn't really work. It's like trying to set an American Western in 1960s Great Britain. And then you add all the kiddy tropes like the Power of Friendship (which Dragon Ball never did, it always treated friendship like friendship, nothing more). What's even more funny is that Dragon Ball actually has a solid understanding on Daoism and Buddhism, moreso than other Japanese works without even trying and being in your face about it. It pushes the philosophy of "Shan Wai, You Shan" (人外有人,天外有天, Beyond the Mountain, Another Mountain, i.e., there is always another level to get to). To believe in one self, to cultivate one's body (Goku) and mind (Gohan) and not to worship Gods which reflects to the real story of Bodhidarma, the Indian monk who brought martial arts to China. Or how Zamasu had his name from Shamash, the Babylonian Sun God, as in, he thought that he was the light and was blinded by himself in the end (a tale of conceit, similar to another Buddhist story). Or how the Buddha rejected Gods and how this reflects in Toriyama's work where Son Goku is literally training to surpass the Gods.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gods

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't Rick literally pray to Jesus and God multiple times?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Battle of Gods
          This cinematic masterpiece is always so enjoyable to watch simply because the fight is so good. It opens up the multiverse and sets Dragonball apart from shounenshit for children by introducing morally grey characters stronger than the MC. This returns the Journey to the West theme of surpassing the very gods themselves into the series.
          >Black
          Trunks gets his own arc, in which he is the protagonist. Trunks is a dapper character incarnate, so this is good. All the interactions, the conversations between Zamasu and Gowasu, the quiet, civilised teatimes with Black, all proclaim quality storytelling. The references to the Babylonian god Shamash (whom Zamasu is based off of), who fell due to his own hubris, echo throughout the arc. This, once again, also continues tne Journey to West narrative not only with the gods but also the dark vision of Sun Wukong; Black Goku. The tragic ending where Zamasu actually manages to pull of the Zero Ningen plan permanently is Shakespearean in scope, which once again sets Dragonball apart from the mind-numbing schlock of other generic tales. Also, there's the TEA, which is a masterful example of subtle showcasing character development that puts every other seinen in existence to shame.
          >Tournament of Power
          The showdown of the decade; Goku vs Jiren. A fightgay's wet dream, as well as returning Dragonball to its martial arts roots with ultra instinct. Android 17 winning the tournament is a great subversion and use of side characters too.
          >Broly
          The anime film of the decade. This much should be clear. The fights are genuinely a work of art. Gogeta beating Broly finally gives credibility to fusions and their effectiveness.
          >Moro
          Space is explored again in Dragonball for the first time since Namek. Moro is an engaging antagonist all the way through, and his loss of self at the end when attempting to claim ultra instinct sells just how far Goku has now seperated himself in power from that of a normal mortal coil.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're trying a bit hard there, buddy.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice argument.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku has canonically never kissed his wife

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, he only fricks, like an animal in heat.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku has canonically never kissed his wife

        >ALPHAku fricks his woman like a BEAST and she is loyal to him
        >SuperKEK is a BDSM b***h

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman's wife kisses everyone.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      SUPERMAN KISSES BATMAN ALL NIGHT LONG

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He did kiss his wife, he didn't feed her with his mouth.
      Japanese joke that's hard to translate.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't there literally a scene in DBZ where they kissed?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, but it was anime only, therefore, noncanon.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anime is canon though. Senileyama's fanfic isn't.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anime is canon though. Senileyama's fanfic isn't.

          The Super anime and Super manga are so different, that you'd have to consider them separate entities

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Considering how the DBZ anime improved things from the Manga, I’m guessing that the Super anime is better then the manga

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Remember when the tournament of power manga panels came out, people were saying the anime did it better. Forgot why, it seems so long

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragonsisters…

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >meaningless producer babble bringing up 2 random popular shows

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >superman fans
    >we will win again, have hope
    >dbztards
    >MEMES STUFF THAT NEVER HAPPENED NTR

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >STUFF THAT NEVER HAPPENED NTR

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      >ALPHAku fricks his woman like a BEAST and she is loyal to him
      >SuperKEK is a BDSM b***h

      Even if Goku loses a million death battles, Superman's mom will still not get unfricked by Lobo.

      agghhh

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >supercucks unironically like to just watch
      cuckbros.. we are home

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman 'winning' against Goku has been the only claim to fame he's had in 40 years

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well, that and bringing in ten times the movie revenue of Goku.

        Most recent Dragonball Movie Revenue $69,496,796
        Man of Steel Revenue: $662,800,000

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now post the movies where Goku was the protagonist

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Without even checking I can tell it won't make a difference

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >too scared to check
              KWAB!

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you one better. The revenue for the top four performing Dragon Ball movies regardless of protagonist 354.4 Million USD.
            About half of Man of Steel.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >animated movies still make half of what capeshit did in spite of the animation ghetto
              My FRICKING HEROES!!!!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      both cringe

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >posts even more cringe dude

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jobs to CHADlexander CHADarelin

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the bakitard is here

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >le coward fart XD

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would like to see him get a fight

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hulk Hogan vs Kinnikuman is pretty fun

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Supersissy lost

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How would the new evil Scott Pilgrim fare against Travis Touchdown?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >evil Scott Pilgrim
      Leave him to me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huh. What are his feats?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's far stronger than all the evil exes and scott that he can solo them effortlessly. Has slight time hax since he can take them into the future. Scaling can get him to potently moon level.

        ?si=zWg58PziHIaDnANq

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Huh. Okay. Is this shit getting a season 2? Is Scott going to get scaling to his evil future self?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Probably not since it's a pretty open and closed story. I'd say scaling Scott to his evil version would make it a closer fight than before, but Travis can still be scaled to Fu from NMH3 who's a planet buster. I'd still give it to him.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably not since it's a pretty open and closed story. I'd say scaling Scott to his evil version would make it a closer fight than before, but Travis can still be scaled to Fu from NMH3 who's a planet buster. I'd still give it to him.

          Think it would be enough to convince them to do it as an episode?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hope it does since it was my most wanted matchup b4 it got decomfirmed. Only reason they didn't was because it was a massive rolfstomp by NMH2. Now they're closer with that scaling.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Travis has always been one of those characters I struggle to find my preferred matchup for. Scott would be acceptable if the difference in power levels isn't too large anymore.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why do they pick and choose which matchups to be autistic about stomps over when they did Frieza vs Megatron and Rick vs Doctor?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because Rick has tech and alternate abilities that closes the gap and Megatron has other canons that flip who stomps who entirely. They’re also both highly requested fights.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because they want it to be arguably not a stomp, even if it's a stomp on paper. Rick's tech and bloodlust could have killed Doctor, Alternity Megs or antimatter could beat Freiza, Killua might have been able to heart rip Misaki, how high would they scale Dimitri, etc. They try to avoid stomps that they can't spin into having some form of question about the winner unless it's highly requested like Omnilander, because if you know who wins, most people aren't going to watch the episode unless they expect the animation will be good, or they really want to see the loser die.

                But they didn't use Alternity Megatron

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because they want it to be arguably not a stomp, even if it's a stomp on paper. Rick's tech and bloodlust could have killed Doctor, Alternity Megs or antimatter could beat Freiza, Killua might have been able to heart rip Misaki, how high would they scale Dimitri, etc. They try to avoid stomps that they can't spin into having some form of question about the winner unless it's highly requested like Omnilander, because if you know who wins, most people aren't going to watch the episode unless they expect the animation will be good, or they really want to see the loser die.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Throughout Heaven and Earth, I alone am the Family Guy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why not?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          gee lois, is almost like that one time i sold my body to oldmen.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when Goku dies AGAIN people are going to freak out the same why people freak out every time Ash lost a tournament

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IESLB
      >pokeshit

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cartroons

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to see the chat burst into flames no matter the result

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MIDGETku the same height as TALLman

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >TALLman
        Who called ?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          jobs to the freaking ice cream man of all people.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Could Tall Man win the tournament of power alone?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Goku knocks Tall man out only to get horror movie cut into him waking up in a graveyard

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hehehe this is better than the time I got asked to be on Death Battle

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cutaway.
      >Its Peter vs Homer.
      >Peter: Wait a second, we done this one already.
      >Homer: Yeah, but according to this guy the fight was inaccurate and we didn't scale right.
      >Peter: ....Huh.

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Characters this season that beat Gojo
    >No diff tier
    Discord
    Bill cypher
    Raven
    Phoenix
    Frieza
    Megatron
    The doctor
    Silver Surfer
    Martian manhunter
    Courage
    Scooby
    Son Goku
    Clark Kent
    >Low diff tier
    Ant man (can possibly tank UV because scientist supreme brain, also ants lack CE so he can just kill Gojo with ants inside his domain)
    Stitch (super brain tanks UV and just kills Gojo inside his domain)
    Rick Sanchez (could possibly tank UV for a moment and the portal gun can bypass Limitless easily)
    Vader (force ends the battle almost instantly and defends him against UV)
    >Mid diff tier
    Obito (kamui bypasses limitless and Gojo can't do shit against Rikudo)
    Dovahkiin (soul frickery alone kills Gojo, but he has like 10 other ways to do it)
    Chosen Undead (Outclasses Gojo in almost all aspects, and even if he lacks ways around his Hax eventually Gojo would succumb from exhaustion)

    Characters this season Gojo beats
    >High diff tier
    Makima
    >Mid diff tier
    Rocket Raccoon (guns can decimate Gojo inside his domain but otherwise can't bypass Limitless)
    Alex Mercer (sorcerers are weak against viruses, but besides that Gojo can kill him before getting infected)
    Cole (faster and has a Wincon with the energy absorption, but can't bypass Limitless or UV)
    >Low diff tier
    Misaka Mikoto (would surprise Gojo with speed, but can't hurt him)
    Killua (same as Misaka but worse)
    Atom (I don't think he can survive UV or bypass Limitless)
    Dimitri (unless he can cast magic directly inside his opponents he lacks any way to hurt Gojo, let alone survive his attacks)
    >No diff tier
    Guts (can't really do anything against Gojo)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon we get it already

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gojo has clearly broken, destroyed, and raped this anon.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        ... In his dreams. In reality, the only broken thing is Gojo's ass after GODkuna had his way with him.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh kinda want to discuss a few of these matches but maybe later.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’ll give Goku a pity win

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pitiful.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kakarot killed frieza, Kakarot's supposed to be strongest, but now Superman's strongest, and NOW YOU DIE.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman>Superman>Goku>Frieza>Jobgeta
      DBZbros...

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cutest? Diana of course

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bark for me Petah

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Frickin Way

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Expressing emotion
      >Normal eyes

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >aw man, this is worse than the time I ate that weird looking fruit

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guardians of the Globe vs Saiyan Saga Goku

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The red speedster has a pretty good chance.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku would win that because he was already stronger than King Piccolo who could've destroyed the Earth's surface. And won against SS Vegeta who was already powerful enough to destroy the Earth, and that was before either of them had ssj transformations. None of the guardians feats compare.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like the Guardians need my help again

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >sub-Moon level
          Jackie Chun explodes him.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >chucks jobku into space
          Nolan saves the day again

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >chu-AIIIIEEEEEE NOOO DON'T HIT M-

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        He won against super saiyan vegeta before he had super saiyan?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Saiyan Saga.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Saiyan Saga Vegeta. He was already powerful enough to blow up the earth, yet he was seen as weaker than the Ginyus. GOTG wouldn't stand a chance.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Saiyan Saga.

            Oh that makes sense. I was wondering why you had super saiyan abbreviated the correct way and then added a useless j the 2nd time

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Statements =/= feats
            Immortal or Nolan would just chuck em into space.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nolan maybe. Immortal is reckless and will job almost instantly.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Immortal isn't reckless, if you're counting him going after Nolan after coming back to life he was angry. Justifiably so, he'd been betrayed and killed.
                Immortal in episode one was rational and well, chucked some villain into orbit.
                Which is what he'd do to Goku and Vegeta.
                >b-but they're moon/planet level!
                Show me them blowing up a planet in the Saiyan Saga.
                Pro tip: You can't.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Piccolo blew up the moon

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                This would ONE SHOT Superman btw

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                We aren't talking about Piccolo though.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, we're talking about the guy stronger than Piccolo.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Statements =/= feats.
                Feel free to cope Ztard.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >denying reality
                Why are Invincibletards like this? Is it little brother syndrome?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Pro tip: You can't.
                KEKAROOOO!!!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anime filler

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >"YOU CAN'T SHOW ME THE PROOFERINO!!"
                >I show him the proof
                >"it doesn't count"
                KEEKYCHOOKY!!

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not canon. Unless you want to argue Vegeta can breathe in space throughout the entire series. And if Vegeta could than Goku can but we know that's not true based off dialogue he has with Frieza on Namek.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The CHADnime is canon. I have already posted an interview in which Toriyama confirmed that
                >muh breathing
                Same as Goku vs Beerus.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Toriyama? Said and I quote
                >gohan thinks goku is a terrible father

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ask Toriyama if he remembers the name Launch

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong quote actually. He said that Goku is a terrible father, not that Gohan thinks that Goku is terible.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro why do DCdrones lie so much about Dragon Ball

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh man if everything counts then...

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >GODku curbstomped Frieza
                >he depowered and stopped amping his body with KI because frieza was defeated
                >was shot with an alien laser gun
                What is the problem?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That gun should have been strong enough to kill Yamcha at best.

                At that point, base Goku was stronger than SS1 the first time he killed Freeza.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter. His guard was still down. Goku didn't amp his body with Ki.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It does matter.
                It really does.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He got shot out of blue

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                EXTERMINATE

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Son Goku : You would destroy the Saiyans with four Daleks?

                Dalek Sec : We would destroy the Saiyan with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect.

                Cyber Leader : What is that?

                Dalek Sec : You are better at dying.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most of the Majin Vegeta vs Goku fight in the anime is technically filler as well yet people hold it as canon

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If only Goku hadn't had to conserve time

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could they fend off Nappa and Vegeta?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        With Omni Man's help? Yeah.
        Without Omni Man?
        Maybe Nappa.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nappa just holds up 2 fingers and wins. Maybe he'll let some saibaman have fun with them for him and vegeta to watch.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends. Comic or show version? With Nolan or no Nolan? I think that Nappa nuking the city would take everyone except Nolan out.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends. Comic or show version? With Nolan or no Nolan? I think that Nappa nuking the city would take everyone except Nolan out.

        Yeah but they now scale to Nolan who has that impressive black hole feat. The Saiyans are fricked.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No they don’t. Part of Nolan’s plan was to get beaten up so he wouldn’t be suspected as the killer. He was literally sandbagging. They can’t scale to him pushing back against a blackhole or even surviving near one.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nolan escaped the event horizon, he still intended to kill himself. Scaling every other Guardian to Nolan doesn't make sense because they were literal fodder compared to him

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku would stomp them

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Step back GODku.. we've got this.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly how would this play out? Genuinely curious

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Homelander stomps.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Really?

            That's a weak verse bro. DCAU superman unironically solo

            I'm asking about the Guardians vs the Seven. Not DCAU Superman jobbing to Omni Man

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's a weak verse bro. DCAU superman unironically solo

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WAKU WAKU!!! I didn't know that kryptonian-human hybrids were so tasty!!

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >holy crap Joetaro, check out my steamrolla

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rick is nihilistic and hates God

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well I've read the Bible and Jehovah is a bit of a dick.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is nihilist and Doc humiliated him

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Toho never invented a radioactive kangaroo for Australia the same way they invented a chink dragon to represent china?

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins this?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maho Vs Makima
      >Not Santa Clause, or even the fricking Gun Devil
      I’m going to bludgeon whoever thinks up of these matchups. Stop giving Makima fights that would be a million times more interesting with other CSM characters. What’s next, Makima Vs Yuji? Makima Vs Eren?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mahoraga Vs Gun devil
        Kino match up, but it's very obvious that either Mahoraga gets instantly obliterated, or survives long enough to adapt to Gun devil's bullets and wins by default.
        Very polarizing.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Manga mahoraga
          gets neg diffed
          >Anime mahoraga
          can rapidly change sizes, come back from being shredded to dust, and chad walk through malevolent shrine
          He adapts and oneshots the gun devil with sword of extermination

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sword of extermination
            mahogara bows down to DalekGODS?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine when Gojo Vs Sukuna gets animated and the scope of their fight goes from destroying a city block to shaking the whole country. Gojogays will be insufferable.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine MAPPA collapses and it never gets animated

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Imagine when Gojo Vs Sukuna gets animated
                >not knowing that MAPPA is fricked
                Kekyfunny.

                Isn't JJK the hot shit right now? I guess that makes them good money, why would the studio collapse?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he hasn't heard of the worker incident

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Imagine when Gojo Vs Sukuna gets animated
              >not knowing that MAPPA is fricked
              Kekyfunny.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yuki's black hole will be animated to actually show the entire planet being affected

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can't wait for the "Gojo is actually continental to low planetary level" post

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >adapt to Control

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makima, it would make her sweat a lot and she would need all her demons and then some. But her wide arsenal is perfect to take on Mahoraga 1v1, the only variable is how long would take her to realize Mahoraga's adaptations because if she takes too long Majora will eventually adapt to her contract and kill her.
      That if we are talking a 1v1, if Mahoraga is summoned by someone like Sukuna then Makima is fricked.

      Also on the topic of CSM Vs JJK match ups, I always felt like Makima Vs Tsuguru Geto (yes Geto specifically, not Kenyaku) is her best MU against a JJK character both in therms of fighting styles and character... Or that would be the case if not for the existence of Kenyaku, Geto has too little showings of power and even if we somehow give all of Kenyaku's feats to Geto he would still end up short because Kenyaku is a b***h and rarely fights.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you thought my power was gravity?
        >it was actually the reverse application of my secret technique: ANTI-GRAVITY
        Kenjaku does fight, he's just a cheat.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He does fight, and yes he is a cheat, but somehow none of his fights show us anything about him.
          Gojo for example has 3 relevant fights, without counting JJK0 or the Jogo violation, and one of them is a one sided stomp (Gojo Vs the curses in Shibuya).
          Yet we know a lot about Gojo's techniques, way to fight, domain and other stuff. Something similar happens with Sukuna, we know a lot about him despite him only reaching his peak now.
          But Kenyaku? We don't know what his domain does, the only relevant thing he did with curse manipulation is Uzumaki, Anti gravity was literally an asspull he never used again, he kinda knows how to throw hands a bit, and he has a lot of experience... And that's it...

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    By the end of DBZ, you think goku was capable of destroying earth with physical strength alone?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Ki is everything in Dragon Ball.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, you do realize the end of z is now the end of super....

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dbs is non canon

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Super isn't ending anytime soon.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Luffybros......

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Context?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was Luffy's first ever balloon in the thanksgiving parade, and a tree popped the brim of his hat.

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman is Red Ribbon Army tier.

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman is so powerful yet he can't stop a mere crazy human clown from causing havoc. Worse, he let's him roam free alongside hal "I love minors" jordan.
    As such, I stand with goku!

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    After Daima buys more time for the manga, it is time.

  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHITku and TARDman, it’s over.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >telekinesis
      Done.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ... For me, as Sukuna is just too strong. Please, help me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >TRASHlekSHITS

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m confused don’t they have a bunch of death battles featuring Superman vs Goku and Superman always wins?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They've retcon them and called both episode outdated and innacurate

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this going to be a repeat with Superman winning or will Goku finally taste victory?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muppet with a chainsaw > goku

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Godzilla has cannonically cucked someone.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gamera's done worse. Imagine not killing a baby shark.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one fricking cares about Gamera. Neither do you.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You should

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why? Rebirth was a flop in Gamera's own country and instantly got forgotten because Godzilla: Minus One and Blazar.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because if you don't you won't see him again

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you really will just take any opportunity to shit on him.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dude's a knock off that peaked in 1996.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He peaked this year

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, he looked like he was in a shitty Popee the Entertainer or Funny Pets with how shit the people looked.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's an insult to his legacy and you know it

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kaneko's films aren't insults. Gamera's series should have stayed dead after Revenge of Iris.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Shitting on The Brave
                >Shitting on the 2015 short film
                >Shitting on Rebirth
                Commit suicide right now

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Brave flopped
                The short film didn't lead up to anything
                Rebirth flopped
                Rope your neck and do the world a favor.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine equating financial gain with quality.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If it was quality, they wouldn't have been flops in the fandom either.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Or maybe, get this, people don't care because it's Gamera.
                Genuinely if all 3 of those had been Godzilla properties you'd see people sucking them off nonstop

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No? If they sucked, they sucked. Doesn't matter which kaiju's on the front Unless it's Maguma

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine denying your franchise having any brand recognition.
                Because let's be honest Rebirth > Everything the MV has put out so far.
                Mostly because that isn't a high bar to clear and almost every Kaiju movie/show/whatever completely outdoes it

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It must enrage you to see MV still going, and Singular Point getting another season, Alienhulk2099, that's the only reason you'd be diving out of /m/ to Cinemaphile of all places. Also, Gamera's only known for his movies being riffed on MST3K and the Kaneko movies.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                By your logic Rebirth is getting 5 more seasons.
                Also who the frick is that and why do you keep calling me that.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Singular Point didn't flop like Rebirth did. And Rebirth's makers said 'if it did well, it'd get a live action movie.' Guess what didn't do well and won't be getting a live action movie, Alienhulk2099.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Honestly? For the best. They won't be able to outdo Rebirth

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I could violently shit a fine mist of fecal liquid and out do Rebirth.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kaneko's films suck compared to Rebirth, what are you talking about

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >being contrarian against the general consensus that Kaneko's trilogy is the best tokusatsu films
                Your alienhulk2099 is showing.
                Rebirth's animation quality looked like this

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                For the last time, I don't know who that is.
                And once again, choreography/pacing >>>>>>> Framerate

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >framerate
                No. Rebirth looks like a shit cgi show in general.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                ?t=52
                If the Heise Trilogy fights had any of the aggression or energy of Rebirth's fights I'd call them the best ones.
                But unfortunately, they don't

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                And wow, it still looks like a shit animation I'd see on a unity game.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't see what you mean. Gamera and Guiron both move really fluidly despite the framerate.
                SP is what you should look for when looking at bad Kaiju animation. There's no fluidity or motion

                Limits of technology of the time. But you wouldn't understand that.

                Horseshit, look at the Showa Ultraman or Godzilla fight scenes.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The monsters in SP look like they actually weigh something. Rebirth looks like they're using video game logic, and look like unity assets.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gamera being unreasonably fast and agile works given the context of him being a
                literal weapon. You don't want your ultimate fighting machine to be slow, now do you?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >fast and agile
                He's meant to be a multi ton monster. I expect weight. I expect the illusion of mass. I don't expect him to move like the actual Ninja Turtles.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn't like giant monsters jumping around like fricking lunatics
                KYS, that's what made Showa Ultraman good

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's also what the Gemstone Godzilla shorts do, if I might add.
                Fast Kaiju fights >>> Slow Kaiju fights

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Welp, time for me to weigh in. Showa Ultraman NEVER did anything like in Rebirth. He was agile, cause he's MEANT to be. He's a humanoid shape. But you don't see creatures like Pestar or Zetton doing that shit. How do I know? I've watched EVERY series of Ultraman. You don't even get Rebirth like choreography in the Heisei series, and only in the New Gen and Reiwa.
                You'd know if you actually watched what you're talking about.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                How would you have him move otherwise?

                ?t=404
                He's meant to be FIGHTING. MOVING. HITTING.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah look at him doing all those flips and jumps and body slams and...wait, he's not doing that? He's wrestling? He's shoving? My...MY GOD!
                Fricking have a nice day.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Counterpoint:
                Gamera has always been held back by his suit to an extent Godzilla wasn't, meaning that it contrasts more when he starts doing... Whatever the hell this is. In fact, can anyone make heads or tails as to what's going on?

                No the absolute frick it isn't.

                Are you sure that isn't just you? Most people I've see online like it

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you sure that isn't just you?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't know who that is, why are you acting like them? Being an absolute contrarian just for the sake of getting a rile out of people, then pretending to be the victim?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that what he did? And I'm not being a contrarian. I rewatched the Heisei movies an thought they sucked because they didn't go as far as they should have.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Limits of technology of the time. But you wouldn't understand that.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because I absolute despise Godzilla's fanbase. I really, really do.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                And everyone despises you.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't blame me for being the only fan of a character

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really are an iguanadon brained bone head, aren't you?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Brave is fondly remembered, frick are you talking about?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                No the absolute frick it isn't.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Rebirth was in number 9 for almost 2 weeks straight.
              Not the best performance, but not a "Flop"

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Couldn't make even top 5
                That's sure is cope.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                SP couldn't do that either but here we are

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                SP isn't a fricking movie, you dipshit.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Neither is Rebirth but here we are

                Are you sure that isn't just you?

                I didn't really care for The Brave, but I'm sure most people in the fanbase like it

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                We were talking about The Brave you dumb shit.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Read the conversation
                >I bring up Rebirth's chart performance
                >You say "Couldn't even make top 5"
                >I bring up SP not doing that either
                >Suddenly switch to The Brave
                You that guy who gets unreasonably pissed whenever Gamera gets bought up?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Are you the guy who gets "literally enraged" when someone talks about Godzilla?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I get more mad at his fans and, if I'm being honest, probably project some of that rage onto him.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you are a dipshit bone head like the dinosaur poster said.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure everyone does that. Look at this fricking thread.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not at the level you do, man. You literally said it enrages you to the point of wanting to have a nice day.

    • 6 months ago
      CapeworldComics

      Gamera's done worse. Imagine not killing a baby shark.

      No one fricking cares about Gamera. Neither do you.

      You should

      Why? Rebirth was a flop in Gamera's own country and instantly got forgotten because Godzilla: Minus One and Blazar.

      ENOUGH
      Kaijus get the red arrows. Now, REDDO FIGHT!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rookie.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine not being able to weaponize something you found lying around

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >CARNIVATE EM!

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wallygays alone are why Sonic deserved a W, honestly.

    if i ever could, i'd bring the archie canon back, give him the shit he'd need to assure a win and pay DB to do a rematch just to watch you frickers shit holes in your pants.

    you got a fricking win, why are wallygays the fricking black clover fans of DC? you got the win, well done, your guy- who's never gonna have his comics stopped fricking ever with much more time to get the shit he wanted- won against a dead, albeit the most powerful, canon. and you STILL AREN'T HAPPY. you STILL freak the frick out at the mere argument that Sonic could have pulled a win. how are Sonicgays less autistic about this? how do you outdo the gaming face of autism?

    • 6 months ago
      LopiBats

      Flashgays act like this because of DC’s treatment. He rarely gets any wins and is always used as a flashpoint plot device.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weren't three flashes knocked out by Catwoman, despite going full speed?

        • 6 months ago
          LopiBats

          They were mindcontrolled by a noob who couldn’t control their powers properly.
          I’m talking about when he’s in character and still jobbing.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      they had that the fight was going to go in their way leaked and still threw a b***h fit.

      even then Sonic won when it came to cinema, so he really won the war there.

  43. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well Gwenbros?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally. A W for Ben 10

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        not "finally"

  44. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to all the Konggays??

  45. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    alienhulk2099 please leave this thread.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick is that.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gameragay's real name, from a godzilla website that banned him for being stupid.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're talking to me. I genuinely don't know who that is

  46. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gee, who should use dinosaurs side with? The most famous dinosaur, or some loser turtle who doesn't even eat pizza?

  47. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the internet feel so damn dead? It’s like I’m talking to same people over and over again. Not just on here but on most places.

  48. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku and Supergirl are a nice match.

  49. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This whole hobby has given me the ability to tell when an author is wanking their character.

  50. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just released the track for Superman vs Goku

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the ending
      It's literally Cha-La
      They're not even hiding it
      Superbros are beyond done LMAOOOOOO

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brandon Yates really gave it his all for this episode.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Come on now, Yates ain't that bad.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna say it if no one else will, Alive sucks.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can definitely hear Goku's theme in that

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bold choice for thermion use.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He Won

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They put Goku's theme at the end just to bait you to watch it.
      Lol

  51. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    On one hand I hate the nikotard
    On the other hand kaijutards derailing entire threads to fight over the pettiest shit is almost as annoying

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't fricking lump us in with the Gameragay's autism.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, don't blame me for being the only one who cares about him being taken seriously as a monster

  52. 6 months ago
    LopiBats

    LEAK THE EPISODE

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman won

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright alright.
      Here.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's an even shorter fight than GvS2 looool

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  53. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    people suddenly talking about leaks
    did something happen or did we all catch the same type of autism?

  54. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just leaked the Superman theme for the video

  55. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    After the whole fiasco with Godzilla and Kong, I never touched anything monster related ever again.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The movie and how shitty it got with the fans.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but which movie?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The 2021 movie.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          QRD

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            The usual shit

  56. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The greatest Heroine

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah.

  57. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I finally found someone to fight the Extreme Dinosaurs. I hope that guy posting them is proud of this find.

  58. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  59. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dragonballgays amuse me greatly
    >claim DB is biased against Dragonball in spite of winning most of their matches
    >makes fun of “no limits” while unironically believing in infinite stats Goku
    >claim to not care about death battle while spamming the general with b***hing for like a week at this point
    Anyways I can’t wait until they get to seethe again in a little over a week

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >disgroom
      Go back.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe in infinite stats Goku because the versions they’re pulling from have the feats and scaling to back up those claims. It’s as simple as that.
      >B-b-but Trunks!!!
      He isn’t even one of the top fifteen strongest beings in any Dragon Ball media.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but he still lost to Silver, who wouldn't be top 15 or anywhere near close to it in DC.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, you're literally pulling the "BUT TRUNKS" argument

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          What are you even trying to say. Your argument is nonsensical and has nothing to do with my point.
          >He lost to someone who wouldn’t be that strong in another, unrelated verse
          Wow! What does any of that have to do with the fact that Trunks isn’t comparable to any actual top tiers, and outright requires the assistance of far stronger characters to get on that level.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Base Silver shitstomps DC unironically
          DC can't even go past 6D

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only mainline
      Gokeks are ducking the most powerful versions of Superman.

  60. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wins Death Battle

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you think Morty's assistance would have helped Rick defeat The Doctor ?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        praying to Jesus

  61. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    So um about kenjaku... kenjaku is dead.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The prophets predicted it

  62. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anons, i am attempting at compiling the ultimate Powerscaling System which would be easily accessible to the imaginative public and enables the most applicable and narrative scenarios
    How do i start?
    I have defined my power ceiling based on Stirner's Creative-Nothing
    I am only doing this to be rid of an autistic affixation on powerscaling due to childhood trauma from an unjust criticism on my childhood friend's larping session by autogenephiliac TV Trope users with anime moe pfps[spoiler]
    This is important because this is preventing me from drawing my Donut steel OC's fantasy, which will act as a plan B in case DC bias continues in the far future
    [/spoiler]

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This sounds insane. Please tell me more.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me, love

        Idk from where to start, so I'll try to be basic and go to past memories
        As a child, Me and My Friends loved escapism, we used to LARP in the school's grove with whatever information we would gather from the media and culture around us; Mythologies, Cartoons, Games, Books, Data, Love of Wisdom and whatever some Eltingville Club type nerd shit we did for fun
        Being a Geek used to mean something
        We had our own merryland where reality was our playing field, but unfortunately since we were kids and desired to be men in a promising bright future, it was only a matter of time until states of age and society infiltrated our essence and passively dissolved our formations with Epistemology Jargons and Communal Structures (i blame the ontological influence of jungian psychology and binary dualism)
        >
        Being the most ignorant of my friends the world within survived, but was forced to bring the demise of our friendship through symptoms of autism cast by Society's conventions
        Upon diagnosis, I hath regained sentience and saw the destruction i have sown
        In attempts to recollect remnants of what was through seeking the company of others until finding out it was I who fueled my demise with my ignorance
        This narrative is the module of my cosmology, one following a pattern that i have noticed being applied to plenty verses that are recognised as OP due to having text walls of loreshit referencing other shit that's discussed upon in academic field studies
        >
        But frick that, i want to make a Cartoon, or a Motion Comic
        Anything that's just fun to watch and easily accessible for media consumption by the simple-minded but isn't a notoriously tainted medium like fricking "analogue horror" or those light novel OCs you hear about from wiki articles with text walls, because frick ratings
        >
        Hence why a prominent figure within my work who will act as THE TRUE CREATOR ESSENCE would be David Bowie
        >
        The Man who Sold the World, Should be The Man to Rebirth the Battleboard.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dear god i better fricking use this in the future

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes it is a good copypasta to use.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me, love

  63. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiering Systems that have prominent glossary within Battleboarding and thereby must be abolished and reconstructed:

    >You know
    https://vsbattles.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System

    >CSAPW (Characters Stats and Profiles Wiki)
    https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System

    >OBW (Omniversal Battlefield Wiki)
    https://omniversal-battlefield.fandom.com/wiki/Omniversal_Battlefield_Wiki

    >AFBW (All Fiction Battlefield Wiki)
    https://all-fiction-battles.fandom.com/wiki/All_Fiction_Battles_Wiki

    >CLF (Character Level Fandom)
    https://character-level.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System

    >TLBW (The Lounges Battle Wiki)
    https://the-lounges-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System

    >UTS (Universal Tiering System)
    https://comicvine.gamespot.com/profile/revold/blog/universal-tiering-system/134347/

    >GW (Godverse Wiki)
    https://truegodverse.fandom.com/wiki/Godverse_Tiering_System

    >TCW (Tiering Characters Wiki)
    https://character-tiers.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System

    >QDW (Quora Debating Wiki)
    https://quoradebating.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System

    >TCW (The Codex Wiki)
    https://thecodex.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System

    >FVW (Fictional Vs Wiki)
    https://fictionalvs.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System

    >MW (Multiversology Wiki)
    https://multiversology.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System

    >TSBA (Tiering System By some DeviantArt autist)
    https://www.deviantart.com/azreal2156/art/Tiering-System-816994665

    >JBW (Joke Battles Wikia)
    https://joke-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Joke_Battles_Wikia:Tiering_System

    >UDBZVBW (Ultimate Dragon Ball Z Vs Battles Wiki)
    https://ultradragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System_(Custom)

    >UDBF (Ultra Dragon Ball Fandom)
    https://ultimate-dragon-ball-z-vs-battles.fandom.com/wiki/Tiering_System

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I recommend everyone here to check out that first dragon ball one
      It is actually fricking mental

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >https://ultradragonball.fandom.com/wiki/Super_Saiyan_Infinity
        >"Super Saiyan Infinity voice sound is like a giant magnitude demon"

        I think we're just bullying children with that one.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I saw it too
          The attacks were the funniest part for me, especially the whole "we don't know how powerful it is since he never used it" bit

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Finally, an appropriate challenger for Kratos.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >UDBZVBW
      >9-B: High Multiversal Complex

      Characters that can destroy larger planets like Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Earth

  64. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some versions of Superman can beat some versions of Goku. Some versions of Goku can beat some versions of Superman. Do we really need this again? You lads do realize this is just a blatant cash grab right since RT is dying after wasting RWBY's potential and pissing on Monty's grave? Only good thing RWBY has given us in character designs, a setting, and sweet glorious fanfiction.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RWBY x Justice League
      A mistake.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Only good thing RWBY has given us in character designs, a setting, and sweet glorious fanfiction.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You lads do realize this is just a blatant cash grab right since RT is dying after wasting RWBY's potential and pissing on Monty's grave? Only good thing RWBY has given us in character designs, a setting, and sweet glorious fanfiction.
      Agree. RT's writers are so atrocious, including Death Battle's. 10 years, and instead of creating successful and healthy IPs, they crashed them all down in the end. Instead of improving, they slowly went down in quality after Monty's death.

      What Rooster Teeth didn't accomplish in two decades and Death Battle in 10 years, GLITCH accomplished it in 3.

  65. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    it does not matter who wins this. superman has already won twice. this is a pity match.
    everything below this line is cope
    ---------line of cope---------

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright now let us begin violating that Kryptonian neo-bussy, after all
      This is for
      >TRUTH
      >JUSTICE
      >AND THE AMERICAN WAY

  66. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    ---------end of line of cope---------

  67. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not cannon.

  68. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I can't wait for all the meltdowns to happen after this DB. Whoever wins, everyone's gonna fricking feel it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Superman wins
      A tumbleweed passes by
      >Goku wins
      Superman fans will cry about being oppressed which is ironic but whatever
      >Tie
      "Omg so wholesome"
      I think the next time will be more interesting unless the team pulls some wacky shit in this episode to make it infamous.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        gee i wonder who you're rooting for

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goku
          But he shouldn't win.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dragonballgays acting all oppressed
        Lol you have a great record on DB shut the frick up

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf are you even saying schizo? Everyone and their grandmother is predicting a superman victory. Nowhere did I say that db gays were being oppressed.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dragonbabbies are going to cry harder than Trunks over Gohan's body.

  69. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      TAKEN TO THE PLAP DIMENSION

  70. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  71. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They mandated DC heroes to win. This is all outrage bait.
    >B-but Batman lost
    DC didn’t care enough apparently

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman is the designated jobber

  72. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  73. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://strawpoll.com/NPgxEQmYoZ2

  74. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  75. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  76. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heroes Goku has millions of lives
    Gokubros...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rick
      I mean define "fans"

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plebbit
      Go back. NOW.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alucard was outclassed by Dio to the point it was feasible for him to just kill alucard millions of times
      >Makima lacked any counter to Gojo's Wincon
      >Rick was absolutely outclassed in everything but the firepower department, and the Sonic screwdriver countered that. Doesn't help that he was against the guy who specifically had a way to bypass his virtual immortality...
      Having more lives is useless unless you can capitalize on the extra time said ability gives you.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot the Chosen Undead

  77. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  78. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could he defeat him?

  79. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Omni Man. Let Invincible go.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a failure you are Marcus, they don't even recognize you now. HAHAHAHA!

  80. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death Battle was unironically less shit when it was apart of the ScrewAttack brand and under Craig’s management.
    Can’t wait for Rooster Teeth to frick off and die so Craig can the rights to ScrewAttack back and hopefully reboot the show.

  81. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have to endure yet another week of debt collectors ringing my phone and harassing me, then get to another weekend where I won't be able to see the episode until I suffer through another day of debt collectors just to see the only thing I have to look forward in my life (at least atm)

    It's just not fair

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you shouldn't be in debt, stupid

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You live a very, very, sad life, anon. I’m sorry.

  82. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Went back to browse the previous thread
    >Learned that there is a dimension in Dr Who where every fictional character is real called the land of fiction
    Can you actually leave the dimension with your waifu? Assuming you have a tardis of course

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that just the Dimensional Merge Chris-chan goes on about?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that's actually a thing in dr who
        you could also count the somnifax latching onto HP Lovecraft and attempt to bring his nightmarish creations to life

  83. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    We already know Goku lost, not worth a watch aside another wave of chimpouts

  84. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post matchups between pathetic characters

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me vs You

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mr. Satan takes this easily. He's going to go in assuming King's gimmick is a trick and be right.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        King is for Reigen

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tie stomp

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mr.Satan could unironically tank Saitama's strongest punch. He'd kill King.

  85. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a fricking gamera gay and this moron is making me want to revoke my fan status of the turtle.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ultimate fan limitus test so I can tell if you're bullshitting
      Quick, how many Gyaos mutations are there

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Depends. We counting the white fan made one? And the non-canon ones from the PS Game?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          White one is fanmade. Everything else is fair game

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gyaos, Space Gyaos, Marine Gyaos, Neo-Gyaos, Gyaos S, Gyaos Man, Gyaos Soldier, Gyaos Dog, Gyaos Armadillo, Super Gyaos, Hyper Gyaos, Bionic Gyaos, Gyaos 3, Gyaos-Rays, Powered Gyaos, Iris, and the Albino fanmade one, cause frick you I'm doing it to spite you.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              You pass with flying colors.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I remember that game. Music was fricking funky and I love the mutant Gyaos army as an idea. Really wish they explored that more.

  86. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman? He won.
    Shartku? He lost.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ...the getting raped competition.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that a thing in Mexico?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a thing in DC comics.

          agghhh

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >posts no such rape competition
            Ah, so it is such a thing in Spixico. Sweaty wetback projection is a helluva drug.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Honestly, worse things than rape have happened in Mexico

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >d-doesn't count!
              Superman got raped.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                So did Goku. How else did Gohan and Goten come around.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                GODku only fricks, he doesn't kiss.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Doubt.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Composite Goku does. (live action movie is an official product signed off by Toriyama)

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                He fricks men.
                He only married Chi-Chi because he felt obligated to.
                He does not have sexual feelings towards her, and he never will.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The father of Goku's children is Vegeta.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Vegeta can't do a kamehameha. They're Roshi's.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Supergay projecting
                KWAB!

  87. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts?
    https://twitter.com/OriginTheHero/status/1728912423166550040

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally why is this a thing? Is Mark extremely busted at the end of his series? This seems like a bigger stomp than Frieza Vs Megatron but without the loser having alternate versions that put up a better fight

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you’re asking why the matchup exists, it’s cause Gohan doesn’t have any better alternatives, and both he and Mark are the sons of would-be Earth conquerors that became superheroes.
        >Does Mark get busted at the end of Invincible
        You can scale him to Mean Supreme via Nolan, who he’s blatantly above by the end of Invincible. Mean Supreme > Suprema who held a universe. There’s also Spawn scaling since an alternate version of Mark killed him twice in a row, and Mark could slap his alternate selves silly. There’s also also Omnipotus, who was about to destroy the dimension he was in after gathering a bunch of energy.
        Of course, most people (and by most I mean like 90% of people) don’t like using these because something something on screen feats. Personally I don’t like pointing to those scaling chains either, outside of Omnipotus, since they mostly require crossover scaling.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BEAST vs Mark will happen
      Yup.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally why is this a thing? Is Mark extremely busted at the end of his series? This seems like a bigger stomp than Frieza Vs Megatron but without the loser having alternate versions that put up a better fight

        Maybe the show will give Mark the feats needed to stand up to Gohan. Or not, and they do it anyways because of fan demand.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gohan should fight Boruto, not some rando western cape.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Boruto Vs Gohan would unironically make everyone watching it fall asleep the second the words “Boruto” pop up on the screen.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's even worse, Boruto is a mess of a character in terms of power scaling, anime Boruto is a complete different beast compared to manga or Game Boruto.
            Just imagine having to composite a character not because he has a lot of media but rather because it's abilities are all over the place.
            Also he doesn't stand a chance, it would be worse than Mark.

  88. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think that Otto should be mindbroken and sissyfied, then be made to wear a cute dress.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you're a homosexual, anon.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Speedy exposing his buck breaking homolust to the world

  89. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Superman have any silly sex feat like Homelander killing someone with his cum shot or Hulk smashing a chick for days?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit like this is always so cringe in comics, Jesus Christ.

  90. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried reading comics. I can't do it anymore. Nothing makes any sense.

  91. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the call here

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Supes and Wondy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diana alone is enough to handle those jobbers, she would ask supes to focus his time on saving people on real danger.

      Does Superman have any silly sex feat like Homelander killing someone with his cum shot or Hulk smashing a chick for days?

      Strongest pussy in fiction btw.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ghost Rider kills Superman because of his guilt over gay and cuckolding thoughts.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Realistically Zarathos wipes everything

  92. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cuck shit in anime
    Played for laughs, shonen protags don’t care for b***hes
    Cuck shit in comics
    >played straight, writers want to humiliate a hero

  93. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got that meme pic explaining why WB has DC win death battles?

  94. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wahh wahh gopiss lost to superman rematch wahhh
    It's pretty much guaranteed Gopiss is gonna win cause the 3rd world brownoids won't stop crying why waste your time watching it

  95. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really funny how gopiss tards want to include all the super feats except the laser gun part and pretend and huff copium by saying he had his guard down and he didn't have his 69 bamco itaxhi yichi Hiroshima boost going like that somehow is an excuse, cause it matters a lot because in any and all context that laser isn't hurting superman, I mean he could be doing anal with lois in a broken down Fiesta at 3:26 am on a Thursday in October and that laser isn't doing jack frick all. So ergo superman laser eyes kills goku in 10/10 matches and you screeching like the money you aren't ain't changing that

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superloser jobs to a green rock.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beats getting ass raped in official content.

  96. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder almost every god tier archie sonic character jobbed to existence erasure (SGW "Super Genesis Wave")

  97. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or do straight women write men more competent than straight men nowadays?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you sure those men are straight

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're supposedly. Men keep cucking their own, while straight women fantasize thus you get more perfected characters.

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