Death Battle

Next Fight is Goku (Dragon Ball) vs Superman (DC) on Dec 4.
https://ulltraguy.blogspot.com/2023/11/suggested-media-superman.html
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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, Bejita, who hit it first

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello, Ms. Makima
    >I'm the Doctor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shaddup
      >slap

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prefer Eccleston's doc against Makima

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine 9 telling Makima to kill herself
        Shit would be funny to see

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goku blows up the sun with a casual ki blast
    >teleports away and waits for Superman to die
    How can Superman counter this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Solar Radiation is still within the Solar System.
      >Superman absorbs Solar Radiation

      Death Battle logic

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      By flying to a different star?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Flying on what, his space ship? moron. He doesn't have any powers without the sun.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          >Solar Radiation is still within the Solar System.
          >Superman absorbs Solar Radiation

          Death Battle logic

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's no sun. He's got no powers.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Solar Radiation

              homie do you read, or am I talking to some bum frick in the South? Are you from fricking Georgia? Makes sense.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The sun is gone, you fricking moron. Whatever radiation is left wouldn't be enough to sustain the little power he did have.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, Dixie boy, the Sun's radiation is is fricking power. Okay, Stone WallJackson, Imma get it through your thick head like fricking Sherman.

                Super homies powers come from solar radiation, all Goku did was release that radiation all over the fricking solar system. Making Superman being bathe in Solar radiation. Look, I know the south isn't all that developed, but christ.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superman doesn't instantly lose his powers the moment the sun is gone. It's not 'Oh it's 8 o clock, I can't be Superman anymore'.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The sun is still there at night you moron.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              So Solar Panels can absorb solar energy at night now?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Superman can.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman doesn't lose the charge he already has, it would be easy for him to find another yellow sun (or a blue one).

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku can just keep doing it. It's a regular ki blast.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku wouldn't do this shit, fake fan. He'd teleport Duperman to a blue star and wait till he becomes Prime 1 Mil.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      G-Goku wouldn't do something so unfair...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Indeed. He is a tard, after all!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bejita...your wife is fricking goku

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's gonna join his bro, soon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. Goku would not do that because he wants a fair fight on even ground.
      2. Superman would find a way to win without his powers anyway. Because Superman is a full-fledged superhero and Goku is a mere martial arts master, albeit a supremely powerful one. Now, if Goku can bring in his Batman: Bulma, this might be a little different.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you just compare Bulma to Batman?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like Superman managed to win against the rapist russians without his powers, right?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must be one of those morons who think Superman turns off at night. He's a solar battery. He can work on reserves, and you can see exactly how that works in the currently ongoing Superman Lost story. On top of that, in your example all Goku did was disperse the energy of the sun, he can't completely erase that energy. Now everywhere Superman goes he's being bathed in solar power.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just Hakai the sun

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        His power turns off with no sun.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, he still has like 2 to 5 days worth of charge.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do know Superman now has a BETTER instant transmission, right?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        No he doesn't. He gained the power to create portals, which is garbage tier and Buu Saga characters could do by screaming. And that power was gained via a White Sun dip (IIRC) and he hasn't shown it ever since the arc he did it.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    In your humble opinion who is the strongest opponent Tanya can beat?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Krillin

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wins Death Battle

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No he didn't.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does this guy think that Superman just shuts off without the sun or something

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He turns into a regular shitter without the sun. There are multiple stories of him getting trapped on a planet with a red sun, and he loses all his powers instantly.

      • 5 months ago
        LopiBats

        He loses his powers immediately because he absorbs the radiation of the red sun thus replacing the yellow radiation.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Massive cope.

          • 5 months ago
            LopiBats

            Nah your response is cope. He absorbs red radiation just like yellow. You think he's immediately powerless if he's stuck in a dark room with zero sunlight?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aw c'mon are these threads just fulll of Dixie boys? Literally Superman turns into a normal Kryptonian without a sun. Red Sun, basically.

        Are you people actually literate or nah

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Says the Dixie Boy

          Bold words from someone who lives on the side who lost the Civil War

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aw c'mon are these threads just fulll of Dixie boys? Literally Superman turns into a normal Kryptonian without a sun. Red Sun, basically.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he comes from an alternate universe where Nuclearman is Superman and Bejita isn't a cuck

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was Nuclearman IV a good movie?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can they take the Guardians of the Glove? The ones Nolan killed.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >GODku's preview is the highest viewed preview of this season after only 3 days
    >already at 400k
    My HERO!!!

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Calamity Trio need an opponent.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Powerpuff Girls

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd put my money on Anne, Sasha, and Marcy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could kill Nolan.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Majestic is for Omni-Man

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got you. Now. Whose winning?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Majestic. His physical stats either outright match or surpass Nolan, but the Kherubim tech locks the win. But it can also depend if you use Cartoon Nolan who does have that big black hole feat but I’ve heard arguments for universal Majestic.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've heard universal for Nolan too if you use the one that fought Supreme.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well given Death Battle would probably give them equal stats, we’re finally have to look outside the stat Trinity. Majestic has telepathy to theoretically weaponizing against Nolan and avoid his moves given both are capable of interstellar travel. Majestic also has the experience advantage in being 4 thousand years old compared to Nolan’s 2 thousand years, and has an ability to fight at a range due to his energy blasts unlike Nolan who would need to get within range.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Could Nolan dodge those blasts? If so Majestic would probably realize that its not gonna be settled via sniping.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If given similar speeds Nolan could, but he wouldn’t be able to dodge the enough Majestic would discard heat vision sniping all together and be forced to resort of hand to hand.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Marvelgay is trying to suck up to DC gays

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda sad that Gaykek and Worfgeta are both gonna be remembered for eating Ls in this show while Hiei and Yusuke caught Ws.

      ?si=vWTzjVYJuZNqrOD8

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Togashigay
        Kek.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes I'm aware Togashi has stronger characters and more mature writing than Toriyautist.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >"yes I like togashi slop"
            We know.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sauske solos

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't he still busy being a red puddle?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hi gayveler!

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    We got robbed hard.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Zamasu stealing Gohan's body would've been cooler.
    How strong would Gohan Black be?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'd be weaker than Goku bare minimum. In the beginning of BoG, it's stated that Goku was now the strongest in the universe, even past Ultimate Gohan. He doesn't even get Ultimate back until just before the ToP, and he still loses to Blue Goku. Unless you wanted to say that his eagerness to kill and fury with mortals would be enough to trigger Beast, he'd get washed pretty handedly by Goku and Vegeta.

      What would be been cool to add some narrative fricking with Trunks (and to a similar extent, Goku) would be to instead use Future Gohan. The vanguard of the devestated future being Trunks' greatest failure in protection. Make it so that he's apprehensive with fighting his mentor, and let Rage be when he forgoes everything about him and his Gohan to protect what's left

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    While I’m (extremely) confident that you’re bsing a good 50% of what you’re saying about Superman and the source -since you previously just proudly lied about how he handled TFDS -, let’s just take it at face value for now. Let’s just say that all of what you said is completely true and Superman nodiffed something Mxy couldn’t handle. Trunks, with the KeySword, was capable of beating and sealing Mechikabura. Mechi, at his full power, was capable of eating all of history. Now, ignoring the fact that there are infinite timelines and alternate realities in Dragon Ball, and ignoring how a single universe contains a multitude of different dimensions while also being infinite in size, I want you to focus on one thing: It required three beings to charge the KeySword. Chronoa, the Supreme Kai of Time, Demigra, the ruler of the demon world, and Tokitoki, a being who births time itself. Goku is above all three of them. He slammed Demigra, who was seen as Chronoa’s superior in skill and power, into the dirt alongside the Future Warrior, directly after he had consumed Tokitoki and absorbed its power, and he defeated Mira, who was outright empowered by Tokitoki’s time birthing egg. So a power capable of destroying infinite timelines containing multiple infinite sized universes that contained their own numerous dimensions is something that Goku can surpass in SS3 and SSB. Superman being sick while performing his Source feats doesn’t matter when Goku, in forms that don’t even constitute as his strongest, is capable of surpassing that level of power.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DC's Cosmology:

    Infinite Frontier (2021) Issues #1 & 2: The Multiverse is said to not even contain boundaries any longer. No Source Wall and possibly no Sphere of Gods. We see this might be true, when Barry travels to Earth Omega where the Quintessence was killed by TFD. The same TFD that got cucked down by Superman's voice.

    Batman & Superman: Authority Special (2021) Issues #1: The Dark Multiverse changes everything, on a fundamental and even narrative level, including altering the artstyle of the comic itself, displaying the vastness of the different infinite multiverses.

    Infinite Frontier (2021) Issues #3: Black and Omega Lantern Rings can traverse the Overvoid to a different multiverse entirely. Showing the incredible range now within DC's Composited Creation.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is where Dark Crisis begins. This also once again displays that this is the largest that DC's historical cosmology has ever been. As the prior Crisis events are easily traversible.

      Justice League: Incarnate (2022) Issue #4: The origin of Creation mirrors everything from Final Crisis, and because we know now that Dr. Manhattan was specifically sent by The Great Darkness, it would seem not only does Superman manage to shape and effect the Overvoid and Source, but can also resist The Great Darkness itself. This also shows how this Multiverse and Creation is far beyond the prior showings.

      Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths (2023) Issue #7: The Speed Force combines with The Light of Creation to push back The Great Darkness and make the Multiverse infinite in nature again.

      Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths (2023): Pariah could only harness a fraction of The Great Darkness, though it's mostly all in his head. Time and time again, throughout the previous Superman stories, he's resisted both the power of The Source and The Great Darkness at times, but the fact that Pariah said Hope was the strongest thing he had observed within the Multiverse, with all that was going on, makes it even more impressive.

      Despite Infinite Frontier Superman only being a thing since 2021, he still has had enough showings and scalings to be considered stronger than the character has ever been, including obvious other narrative showings from the past (everything from Final Crisis & CAS). He has undersold hax that bypass embodies (such as the ability to alter his DNA on the fly & merge with and easily take over cosmic anomalies). His whistling can dismantle reality-embodied beings. His energy absorption includes up to the fundamental energy given off by all things living throughout existence and he can absorb powers akin to The Source. He has incredible Kryptonian tech and can control things such as the Phantom Zone, a dimensionless realm, and interdimensional prisons that can hold the likes of Trigon. Concepts such as speed, space, and planes of existence have lost all meaning to him. He can easily harness Source level energy and even go beyond that. He has housed the powers of Gods and usurped it. His story of "Hope" is an infinite what if? that can't be threatened by erasure. His impact goes beyond the narrative and impacts seen in the real world. The multiverse is endless now, and even more Superman remains the hope that it all rests upon.

      RIP Gaykek again. At least he'll be with Worfjita.

      What is this cope copypasta

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is where Dark Crisis begins. This also once again displays that this is the largest that DC's historical cosmology has ever been. As the prior Crisis events are easily traversible.

    Justice League: Incarnate (2022) Issue #4: The origin of Creation mirrors everything from Final Crisis, and because we know now that Dr. Manhattan was specifically sent by The Great Darkness, it would seem not only does Superman manage to shape and effect the Overvoid and Source, but can also resist The Great Darkness itself. This also shows how this Multiverse and Creation is far beyond the prior showings.

    Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths (2023) Issue #7: The Speed Force combines with The Light of Creation to push back The Great Darkness and make the Multiverse infinite in nature again.

    Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths (2023): Pariah could only harness a fraction of The Great Darkness, though it's mostly all in his head. Time and time again, throughout the previous Superman stories, he's resisted both the power of The Source and The Great Darkness at times, but the fact that Pariah said Hope was the strongest thing he had observed within the Multiverse, with all that was going on, makes it even more impressive.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER TUMBLR SEXYMANku

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite Infinite Frontier Superman only being a thing since 2021, he still has had enough showings and scalings to be considered stronger than the character has ever been, including obvious other narrative showings from the past (everything from Final Crisis & CAS). He has undersold hax that bypass embodies (such as the ability to alter his DNA on the fly & merge with and easily take over cosmic anomalies). His whistling can dismantle reality-embodied beings. His energy absorption includes up to the fundamental energy given off by all things living throughout existence and he can absorb powers akin to The Source. He has incredible Kryptonian tech and can control things such as the Phantom Zone, a dimensionless realm, and interdimensional prisons that can hold the likes of Trigon. Concepts such as speed, space, and planes of existence have lost all meaning to him. He can easily harness Source level energy and even go beyond that. He has housed the powers of Gods and usurped it. His story of "Hope" is an infinite what if? that can't be threatened by erasure. His impact goes beyond the narrative and impacts seen in the real world. The multiverse is endless now, and even more Superman remains the hope that it all rests upon.

    RIP Gaykek again. At least he'll be with Worfjita.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    soon

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Supergay is a pass user

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      but enough about /dbs/ posters.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no argument
        >"no you"
        He actually bought a pass. Kek.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshitbros……..

    Goffy solos

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sukuna..

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sukuna my Balls.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the bigger pull for views in this fight?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dummy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      CHADku, absolutely NOBODY cares for superBITCH, even his rip offs are bigger then him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      SLURPman never drew a dime.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku because DBSpics can't stop watching content where their hero gets fricked

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Better than watching content where the hero gets fricked literally.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Elseworlds

          • 5 months ago
            LopiBats

            Don't worry, Batman got raped by a man too. The only difference is that, I don't care. Just fire Zdarsky.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Who hasn't been raped in capeshit at this point? What a shit ass genre LOLLLL

              • 5 months ago
                LopiBats

                >What a shit ass genre
                You just noticed?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku has lost countless fights

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Superman has lost countless fights against Lex Luthor.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku pretty easily, people want to see the hardworker beat the born genius

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Clark Kent literally grew up on a farm and Saiyans were OP in the DB universe to the point they were genocided.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Goku grew up on a mountain raised by a single old man who died when he was much younger, so he almost entirely raised himself with only wildlife as company. Then he went on a journey with Bulma where he had to learn from various masters over 10 years to become the strongest person on Earth. All while being a weakling by Saiyan standards (a power of only 2 at birth, comparatively Vegeta and Broly were born with powers in the thousands).

          Even in regards to Saiyans, certainly they were the most powerful species in the universe but Freeza was able to build up his army to the extent that the non-Saiyan part rivalled the Saiyan part. Which is how he could justify wiping them out, he could slaughter the Saiyans and continue his business operations with little to no downsides.

          It's also not like Goku is a leech either. He doesn't live off Bulma's money. I don't even recall if he and Chi-Chi lived off the Ox King's wealth, pretty sure they didn't. Their money comes from him winning the 23rd Budokai, running a farm and the award money from Mr. Satan for defeating Buu. And we see Goku operating his farm even after that.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Goku was born the strongest person on earth because he was a saiyan. Did you even read/watch the original series? He was stronger than the strongest human on earth who trianed for centuries because Goku was a Saiyan and he was just a human. He even inherited Super Saiyan and his strenght despite being "weakling" from Bardock

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >He was stronger than the strongest human on earth who trianed for centuries
              He wasn't, he had to train to get there. He got spanked by fricking Tao Pai Pai of all people.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tao was the strongest human on earth and trained for literal centuries. Goku was a baby who didn't train at all and whooped him easily in their 2nd fight because Goku was born with a silver spoon in his mouth

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tao wasn't, Roshi was. And Roshi also whooped his ass.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Goku was born the strongest person on earth because he was a saiyan. Did you even read/watch the original series?
                Did you? He wasn't able to do shit to the likes of the Ox King and had a close match with Krillin even after training under Master Roshi. He even loses to Roshi even with Goku turning into a Great Ape and Roshi wasting all his power on his Kamehameha to destroy the moon.

                Officially speaking, Goku is given a power level of 10 at the start of the series in guidebooks. When a random farmer had a power of 5. In comparison, Roshi's power level was 139. This is all information approved directly by Toriyama. Along with that, he lost against Tien and only just barely defeated Piccolo Junior. It took Goku a long time to be considered the strongest on Earth.

                That doesn't even factor in other things, like how Goku lost to Tao Pai Pai. Even nearly dying.
                >He even inherited Super Saiyan and his strenght despite being "weakling" from Bardock
                Are you talking about the fricking non-canon Bardock special where Bardock travels back in time and becomes a Super Saiyan? The one that Toriyama had nothing to do with? Frick off.

                Tao was weaker than Roshi, Tien and probably not much stronger than Shen. And Goku only grew so strong after training directly under these masters with centuries of experience.

                Roshi the "master with centuries of experience" could barely stalemate with baby Goku and the fight ended with both of them passed out barely able to stand up.
                Literal centuries of humans like Tao and Roshi training didn't matter for shit because Goku was the super speshul self-insert with the magic saiyan superpowers that made him stronger than them for nothing

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Krillin and Yamcha both surpassed them at nearly the same time as Goku. They're not saiyans.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Roshi the "master with centuries of experience" could barely stalemate with baby Goku and the fight ended with both of them passed out barely able to stand up.
                After Goku turned into a fricking Great Ape, increasing his power tenfold, and Roshi was forced to blow up the moon with a MAX Kamehameha, which is shown to have taken all of his Ki afterwards. And Goku still lost.
                >Literal centuries of humans like Tao and Roshi training didn't matter for shit because Goku was the super speshul self-insert with the magic saiyan superpowers that made him stronger than them for nothing
                Hey, guess what moron? Krillin, Tien, Yamcha all surpassed Roshi. So did Chiaotsu. Even Chi-Chi reached a level of rivalling the likes of Tao, Shen and Roshi.

                >Krillin and Yamcha both surpassed them at nearly the same time as Goku
                No they didn't. Roshi nearly died trying to fight Goku. He absolutely whooped Krillin with zero effort

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you quote me? I'm not the one who said 'nearly the same time as Goku'. Krillin and Yamcha objectively surpassed Roshi though, by the 22nd Budokai.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Roshi the "master with centuries of experience" could barely stalemate with baby Goku and the fight ended with both of them passed out barely able to stand up.
                After Goku turned into a fricking Great Ape, increasing his power tenfold, and Roshi was forced to blow up the moon with a MAX Kamehameha, which is shown to have taken all of his Ki afterwards. And Goku still lost.
                >Literal centuries of humans like Tao and Roshi training didn't matter for shit because Goku was the super speshul self-insert with the magic saiyan superpowers that made him stronger than them for nothing
                Hey, guess what moron? Krillin, Tien, Yamcha all surpassed Roshi. So did Chiaotsu. Even Chi-Chi reached a level of rivalling the likes of Tao, Shen and Roshi.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku barely lose because both of them were passed out. Goku wouldn't be ab.e to turn into an ape to begin with if he weren't, you know, a fricking Saiyan born with magic saiyan ape powers

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tao was weaker than Roshi, Tien and probably not much stronger than Shen. And Goku only grew so strong after training directly under these masters with centuries of experience.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for confirming you didn’t actually watch Dragon Ball.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >DBZtard watches DBZ for eye candy
                >never actually watched DB at its peak when the story was good.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Did you? Tao couldn't even land a single hit on Goku, the speal about "goku trains so hard you guys" is an all-saiyan era invention. Bak then he never struggled against anyone but general blue
                They had to invent reasons why he would lose to anyone like "durr he wuz HUNGRY and he can't focus when he's le hungry"

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku barely lose because both of them were passed out. Goku wouldn't be ab.e to turn into an ape to begin with if he weren't, you know, a fricking Saiyan born with magic saiyan ape powers

                >IESLB

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Other way, dipshit. Goku couldn't do a single thing to Tao until Korin trained his ass. Korin who surpasses Master Roshi and is Roshi's master.

                Goku barely lose because both of them were passed out. Goku wouldn't be ab.e to turn into an ape to begin with if he weren't, you know, a fricking Saiyan born with magic saiyan ape powers

                No fricktard, Roshi knocked Goku out. How the frick do you think Roshi would win a TOURNAMENT with KNOCKOUT rules if he didn't remain conscious?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                "t-t-trained his ass..."
                LMAO
                Fricking read your own shit, smoothbrain. Goku the toddler played "grab the water" for only 3 hours total with Korin and suddenly was better than Roshi and Tao the human masters who had trained for centuries.
                Goku had a huge advantage over everyone from the start because he's a Saiyan, and doesn't have to train for centuries like they do to beat them up.
                Goku just gets handed everything on a silver platter for being born a Saiyan.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                *3 days

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Fricking read your own shit, smoothbrain. Goku the toddler played "grab the water" for only 3 hours total with Korin and suddenly was better than Roshi and Tao the human masters who had trained for centuries.
                That IS the training motherfricker. The act of climbing the tower and getting the water is how Korin trains motherfrickers.
                >Goku had a huge advantage over everyone from the start because he's a Saiyan, and doesn't have to train for centuries like they do to beat them up.
                Is that why Goku couldn't hurt Ox King? Is that why Tao kicked his ass? Is that why Roshi beat him? Is that why Tien beat him? Is that why Krillin, Chi-Chi, Chiaotsu, Yamcha and Tien also surpassed these masters with centuries of training in under a decade?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku kicked Tao's ass after only "training" for 3 days. Ox King and Roshi trained for 300 years and could barely stand a chance against a baby Goku for trained for mere days. Krillin and Chi-Chi never came close tow here Goku is or was.
                For one reason only:
                Goku was born a Saiyan, he never had to work a smidgeon as hard as anyone else.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >IESLB

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Krillin and Chi-Chi never came close tow here Goku is or was.
                homie stop moving the motherfricking goalpost. They also surpassed masters who trained for 300 years. Either answer how the frick that's possible or shut up.
                >Ox King and Roshi trained for 300 years
                Ox King? b***h. Ox King trained with Grandpa Gohan. He's not even a century old. Let alone three centuries.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you keep bringing up Ox King? We never saw an actual fight between the two, Ox king never fought anyone besides a few RR army mooks

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie Goku fights Ox King when they first meet and none of his attacks do shit to him. Actually read or watch the show you're trying to argue about.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not that guy, I'm just pointing out you're embellishing events somewhat. They don't fight, Goku gets on the Nimbus then they go "wow I know that, that's the Nimbus Cloud" and Goku says "oh you're the Ox King I heard about you" and then they're friends.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. Goku dodges Ox King's attacks. Ox King gets dizzy from Goku's movements (because his entire thing is that he's kind of moronic and is reliant on power) and then he stonewalls Goku's attack.

                It's only after that that the Ox King sees the nimbus and realises who he is.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and Goku the little baby shouldn't be able to fight Ox King toe to toe if they're supposedly starting from equal grounds. Goku's as strong as Ox King or comparable because he's a Saiyan, he kicks every other human's butt through the series, Ox King was a special exception to the rule

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                homie Goku was trained since he arrived on Mount Paozu by Grandpa Gohan. He had years of training under his belt at that point already and Ox King is a shitty fighter dependent on his brute stats (and Goku is shown to be unable to do shit about said stats).

                And when the frick are you going to catch on to Tao assraping him? Or Roshi? Or Tien?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ox King trained with Roshi, just like Gohan (who Goku killed with le Saiyan superpowers)
                Goku was comparable because he was a Saiyan, not because he trained to get there.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And Goku trained with Gohan, who was a legendary martial artist so famous that even a random bandit like Yamcha knows about him. Reminder that Krillin with just 3 years of training under Roshi was able to surpass him.

                >No he didn't.
                Yes he did, and then he clunked his head and became nice instead of killing him. Then ended up killing him later when he went evil monkey again

                Post the scans.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku literally beat up and murdered Gohan when he was a baby because he turned into his magic super saiyan ape form

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not really? Dragon Ball has made it pretty clear that characters get stronger faster with a clear goal in mind. Look at the leap in power for Kuririn between Raditz and Bejita. He had a clear goal to surpass Raditz and did it. Keep in mind he did the same kind of training Goku did Between DKP and Piccolo Jr. Goku only got a little stronger in comparison. Kuririn was able to kill 3 Raditz level saibamen with one attack. Goku and his friends have also mastered their methods of training. In comparison Future Gohan was never taught how to train properly so he never got any stronger. Even with his insane potential and half saiyan biology.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku got way stronger than Krillin through those, Krilling was fodder through all those fights. Not even bringing up the eventual Super Saiyan from where Krillin and every other human still has 0 means of keeping up with

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Kuririn was fodder because the opponents were to strong and Goku trained in heaven. Yamacha and Tien after training in heaven beat the shit out of the Ginyu Force btw. So they went from Saibaman level to Ginyu level doing the same training Goku did.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tien's not a human, and you're absolutely kidding yourself if you cope that Yamcha was ever allowed to come close to Goku's super speshul saiyan powerlevelz

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tien's not a human
                Proof?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                His third eye, his triclops powers, the books that Toriyama wrote. He's a triclops.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku doing the same training as Yamcha only went from Weaker to Raditz to sub Saiyan Arc Bejita. Yamcha meanwhile went from Raditz level to Sub Captain Ginyu. Goku had to do gravity training from earth to Namek just to catch up to that.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku trained under Kami for 3 years and could only barely beat Piccolo Junior. Meanwhile Yamcha trained under Kami for less than 1 year and surpassed Raditz.

                >is more skilled at martial arts
                I know for a fact Superman knows actual martial arts. The "martial arts" in Dragon Ball is all the same: yell harder, flail your arms about and fire your laser

                >IESLB

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's what I'm saying! goals and proper training are a big fricking deal in Dragon Ball.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and since these guys love bringing up non-canon shit we might as well bring up Yamcha being shown as contending with Olibu in the Buu Saga, when Olibu was capable of giving Pikkon a better fight than Super Perfect Cell.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, Yamcha is a BEAST!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >GODcha ONE SHOTS Olibu who could STOMP Super Perfect Cell
                Yup yup. SaiyaLOSERS need lameass transformations just to keep up. b***hku is going need Super Saiyan 2 just to not die instantly.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >can't even beat 1 Saibaman
                >Nappa's minions
                >Who is Bejita's minion
                >Who Goku trounced

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                If GODcha had been the one to die against Raditz he would have been Captain CHADyu level by the time of the Saiyan invasion.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't even need to drink the Ultra Divine Water or have his potential released by Guru.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yup yup fricking YUP. CHADmans are fricking STRONG.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao, the one and only time Yamcha was ever concievably able to beat Goku was the first arc, when they made the "Goku was hungry so he couldn't fight because le shonen eats a lot of food and yells". Goku already far surpassed him by 21st Tenkaichi Budokai

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Moving the goalposts after being proven wrong
                Kek

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not your boogeyman. Goku was always stronger than Yamcha

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Goku was born the strongest person on earth because he was a saiyan. Did you even read/watch the original series?
              Did you? He wasn't able to do shit to the likes of the Ox King and had a close match with Krillin even after training under Master Roshi. He even loses to Roshi even with Goku turning into a Great Ape and Roshi wasting all his power on his Kamehameha to destroy the moon.

              Officially speaking, Goku is given a power level of 10 at the start of the series in guidebooks. When a random farmer had a power of 5. In comparison, Roshi's power level was 139. This is all information approved directly by Toriyama. Along with that, he lost against Tien and only just barely defeated Piccolo Junior. It took Goku a long time to be considered the strongest on Earth.

              That doesn't even factor in other things, like how Goku lost to Tao Pai Pai. Even nearly dying.
              >He even inherited Super Saiyan and his strenght despite being "weakling" from Bardock
              Are you talking about the fricking non-canon Bardock special where Bardock travels back in time and becomes a Super Saiyan? The one that Toriyama had nothing to do with? Frick off.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >born genius

        What? Clark Kent is literally a wagie, worked in a farm, and lived an ordinary life. He wasn't super genius.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He is a genius

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bardock wish

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bardock

          I fricking hate how generally there's a fricking jerk off that Bardock and Goku had this super bond. Grandpa Gohan raised Goku, but I don't see people wanting "What if Grandpa Gohan blah blah". That Goku would be thrilled if he saw his father. Grandpa Gohan was his real father, not Bardock.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Roshi was able to achieve Mushin and was considered someone who nearly reached the state of Ultra Instinct. Grandpa Gohan was considered his best student, so logic follows that if he ever came back he could achieve it as well.

            Imagine Ultra Instinct Grandpa Gohan showing up after all this time to teach Goku how to really master and make the technique his own. Would be way fricking cooler than Goku listening to a recording of Bardock.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              This. I really get why there's so much Bardock wank. Bardock was just a soldier, Grandpa Gohan was a martial artist.

              Goku should have went to Grandpa Gohan to master this.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >implying Goku would have gotten as far as he did without the bullshit Saiyan genetics

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      DBZ literally defines powerscaling.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the FRICK could Goku beat him?

  25. 5 months ago
    LopiBats

    wtf is going on?

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >DBZ verse is solar system level
    Lightwork for omni man.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >beaten to a pulp by JOBrdians of the Globe
      Bejita solos.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >solos SuperCHUMP with a single verse

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    On a scale to 1-10 how much chaos would another Superman win cause the migrant community? I could see literal death threats sent.

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop right there Omni Man.

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no! Evil Saiyans are attacking the planet!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing I'm Invincible.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fasha does to him what that Viltrumite chick did.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strongest bully from your childhood that you could beat?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black Panther vs Jax Briggs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      VS MARLO BRIGGS

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Superman wins.
    Goku is not a superhero.

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will defeat you again Go-AAAAAAAAA

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care if Superman wins. I just need Kakarot to lose.

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember. They're doing this rematch for a reason. They know they got it wrong last time. Think of the last two major rematches - Mario vs Sonic and Cloud vs Link. Those had victors changing. Samus vs Boba Fett is a remaster and Superman vs Goku 2 is irrelevant. Remember Deadpool vs Mask? Remember when Deadpool used the stone to correct every past Death Battle with a wrong verdict? Wonder Woman vs Rogue. Yang vs Tifa. And what else was there being corrected? Goku vs. Superman. Goku is getting the win he deserves. He has grown while Superman stagnated. They said Superman has limits. Goku can break any limits. They wouldn't make a 3rd episode just to say the same results. What would be the point?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Goku can break any limits.
      Bad writing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        And flying to a dead galaxy to sneeze is top tier writing.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean it was in a time when comics were goofy so yes

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            And Dragon Ball is suppose to be a comedy

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              well not after the 22nd Tenka-Ichi Budoukai

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sonic beats Mario though

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario won in their rematch

        >What would be the point?
        Clickbait promotion. A new Mario game was coming out in 2018 (2nd death battle)
        New Sonic game released in 2011 (first death battle)

        What's there to promote?

        They're doing this because Gokeks never learn and they need a views boost. GODperman will make mincemeat of him once again.

        I'm looking forward to watching you seethe on Monday

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What's there to promote?
          Idk, I don't keep up with capeshit or DB.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          And I'm looking forward to /dbs/ bros shitting their diapers and screaming their faces red that they never cared about "moe battle" after they get crushed.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can smell your fear Supercuck. Goku will frick Superman so hard he turns gayer than his son

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >homosexual fantasies
              Why are gokugays like this

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Supercuck is the one with a queerlord kid

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What would be the point?
      Clickbait promotion. A new Mario game was coming out in 2018 (2nd death battle)
      New Sonic game released in 2011 (first death battle)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're doing this because Gokeks never learn and they need a views boost. GODperman will make mincemeat of him once again.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is Dragon Ball and Superman are inconsistent in opposite directions. Superman will rearranges a black hole then come home to job to a paper bag while Goku takes down the most powerful guy in the universe and then he can't dodge a rock. Literally 2 different kinds of frauds.

        • 5 months ago
          LopiBats

          >fraud = to fake
          >to fake = to deceive
          > to deceive = to fake
          >fake = fiction
          >fiction = not real
          >not real = fake

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >while Goku takes down the most powerful guy in the universe and then he can't dodge a rock
          They explicitly explain to you that they can power down.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, goku not dodging a rock and getting hurt is just a gag moment while he and his friends are chilling.

            That was an example I pulled out of my ass I forgot it actually happened. Here's a better one. He's powerful enough to blow up the moon but has a hard time with being in 10 times earths gravity then later almost kills himself in 100 times? I had already thought he was at or above Superman's level at that point based on the fights before that. Also Ultra Instinct seems like an ability he would have already had as a kid. I feel like Dragon Ball is constantly moving goal posts to pad out the series.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I remember at least one time Superman keeled over to sub-100 extra times gravity too.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bro, goku not dodging a rock and getting hurt is just a gag moment while he and his friends are chilling.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sacrifices self
    >meaningless
    Bejita..

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this was considered noble by Vegeta when he’s the main reason Buu resurrected in the first place

  38. 5 months ago
    Post your favorite DB music

    FACING THE END OF THE WOOOOORLD
    YOU'VE CHOSEN TO WIN OVER SAVING WHAT YOU HOLD DEAAAAAAR

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Emerald Heroes will ALWAYS be a kino soundtrack. It’s up there with Stronger Together.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU ALMOST HAD ME THERE, YA TRICKY BASTARD!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Madara had zero chance against Aizen, I don't know what the FRICK they were thinking.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally the most moronic Death Battle
          Even Doomguy vs. Master Chief makes some degree of sense given it was pre-NUUM but Aizen vs. Madara is just absolute bullshit

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            what is you talking about, it made for a very natural matchup. Two shonen villains with close parallels to each other's abilities and power levels. Outcome made sense too, and music was good. Overall it was one of their better battles.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Outcome made sense too
              lol

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                well what is your take on it, where did they go wrong. Oh that's right you're just being edgy zoomer contrarian. Congrats, here's your Cinemaphile gold.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Aizen fought and hypnotized Soul King Yhwach who zero-diffs the entirety of Naruto in terms of physicals and hax
                He has regeneration on par with Edo Madara casually built into his body and the Hogyoku is such bullshit that even Urahara, with a bankai that restructures any and all matter, couldn't do anything to it
                He would have no trouble with Madara at all. And even visually the funniest shit is that DB made his "final form" his butterfly form even though that's much weaker than the actual final form he has in the manga which is just him in prison seals

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                still no answer to the truth orbs

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Aizen fought and hypnotized Soul King Yhwach
                Who cares? They already explained Alien's Illusions aren't perfect and Madara's magic eyes are more than capable of breaking from them.
                In fact if they gave Madara the Izanami He would be able to literally end the fight from the very beginning by trapping Aizen on a eternal Illusion that can only be dispelled when the victim takes a different path in life
                >He has regeneration on par with Edo Madara
                They made him on part with Rikudo Madara so idk why are you complaining about this
                >Hogyoku is such bullshit that even Urahara, with a bankai that restructures any and all matter, couldn't do anything to it
                Still no resistance or answer against the orbs, no resistance against being consumed with Madara's soul powers, no answer to Madara's wide arsenal, no answer to all his genjutsu, and even if you give Aizen the edge on power and speed Madara still has Izanagi and his Rikudo regeneration, Aizen literally lacks ways to kill Madara.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >He likes Hollow Dreams
        Based.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          God redux fricking ruined the art

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=HySvCE3f7qQUOoRa

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      DRIVEN FROM A WORLD

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever happens Monday, I think I'll avoid Death Battle threads till at least Yule.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The DC verse? Tao Pai Pai's b***h.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman solos this b***h

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Batman solos thi- AAAACK

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Almost dies to grenade
      >Slade has grenades
      >Jobs to Slade

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That grenade? Would have turned Superman into VAPOR.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody want some Black Lightning?

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    BEJITA
    WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT SUPERMAN'S POWER LEVEL?!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman doesn't use ki so its zero.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        neither did the farmer and had 5

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the farmer is stronger than Superman

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dbtard logic
            Can't wait for chudbrains to explode when they lose again

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was just shitposting son no need to get upset.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >CRAPpa
      Conquest victim.

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    King Vegeta vs Thragg

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Conquest vic- AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't even scratch him.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh come now it would at least hurt him.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Conquest was encased in a 400 ton steel cube six miles underground with the strongest nuke on earth set to go off the moment he tried to break out, and he just flexed and got out of there without a scratch.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            And yet Nappa can bust a planet by himself and Conquest can't

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              And die instantly after doing it from being in space.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Conquest would also be dead. Luckily Nappa doesn't need to destroy the planet to kill Conquest.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wow, even Superman can't tank a nuke!

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    they will again get it wrong. like they did it with thor and vegeta.

    they will again make the mistake with this:

    Travel speed=fighting speed.

    Thor wouldnt even see vegeta attack.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Travel speed=fighting speed.
      It becomes the same when you just ram straight into the other guy

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah by their logic Wonder Woman is the fastest being in existence aside from the Speed Force users since she blocked those magic missiles from across the universe

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        But the deflection feat would count as fighting speed?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah but they constantly treat fight speed as travel speed both ways, that's the argument

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peacemaker (DCEU) vs The Punisher (Netflix)

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman is in 4th place
    Superbros?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cheetah at #6
      Pretty sure there are wheeled vehicles that are faster than her

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      At least shazam is in the top 10.

    • 5 months ago
      DoctorGreen

      speedreader. it clearly states superman outspeed them IN THE AIR. But if He is running then he falls behind

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's flying in that image, anon, and still behind them. He's the fastest flier in the group but the Flashes run faster than he flies, as proven in every other comic.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it just references the fact that Flashes can't fly

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the black one is the slowest
      Hah

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't reverse flash slow compared to barry/wally?

      Wouldn't one of the MANY versions of superman, that traveled across the universe in LESS then 1 second be able to go beyond that?

      >cheetah
      god damn this shit...

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm.. the thread is dead.. I guess Cheelai and I will have sex.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Broly know what sex is?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cheelai can teach him like how Chi Chi taught Goku.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does Broly know what sex is?

          The both of them grew up in nature. I'm pretty sure they've stumbled on wildlife fricking at some point. Goku even lived around monkeys, not much different from humans.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can the Immortal stop Leviathan?

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death Battle carried ScrewAttack

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    *moon level

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *universe level

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        show scans
        *moon level

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          *universe level

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >still no scans
            *dbz is solar system level

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >villain unbacked boasting is proof

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Cell being literally the smartest being made up of cells and memories from the smartest fighters of the verse that have travelled in space
                He knows what a Solar system is.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Sperging out about Mexico out of nowhere
                I cachinnate.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >villains' unbacked boasting is proof he's being literal

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >[Headcanon]
                Cell literally says its a solar system level attack. cope

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                And Oppenheimer the little scrawny israelite said he's the Destroyer of Worlds. I laugh at you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he said it so it must be true!

                >gayon balls gays are coping this hard
                dbz? solar system level verse.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he said it so it must be true!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually in one of the games if Gohan fails the final clash you see the solar system explode

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Buuhan gooning

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Buuhan multi-solar system level

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was collapsing the universe by gooning thoughever

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What about HIM?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                multi-galaxy minimum

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NEVERWONAFIGHTgito
                huh?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He has never lost a fight

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gogeta never won a fight (in canon) either, he never finished off Broly.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still more consistent than Vegito and Gogeta never humiliatingly defused mid fight multiple times like Vegito.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only humiliation is Fat Gogeta

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile is laughing at us bros...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell them I hate them

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman is STRONG AF
    we know.

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku is a Superman rip-off.
    Originals always beat fakes.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only after dbz, before he was a sun wukong expy.

      Roshi was able to achieve Mushin and was considered someone who nearly reached the state of Ultra Instinct. Grandpa Gohan was considered his best student, so logic follows that if he ever came back he could achieve it as well.

      Imagine Ultra Instinct Grandpa Gohan showing up after all this time to teach Goku how to really master and make the technique his own. Would be way fricking cooler than Goku listening to a recording of Bardock.

      That would've been a good idea. Too bad le true UI went to bardock

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Originals always beat fakes.
      Shut up Gilgamesh.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So bardock and his crew genocided cerelians and nameks alike, but because he saved nu dende, some random prostitute and her bastard then it somehow means he was like goku and shit?
    I never understood this lore development.
    Like nu dende was so happy talking about nudock. What was toyo smoking?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He took all those Bardock fanfics too seriously

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was never stated that Bardock is like Goku. At all. When Bardock decided to send Goku off out of fear of Freeza, Gine (his wife, the person who loves him most) was even baffled by the action and said he normally doesn't give the slightest frick about his kids.

      Bardock was in the middle of changing to be a better person when he died. That's part of the tragedy of his character.

      Why did Monaito talk fondly of Bardock? Because that was Bardock right before Freeza destroyed Planet Vegeta. A Bardock who showed he had the capacity for empathy and to do the right thing. A saiyan warrior who could help the very people he was ordered to exterminate is something special. If it wasn't for him, Monaito and Granolah would be long dead.

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death Battle is gonna make it a gay tie right? They always know how to disappoint.

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Clark-kun let's spar again!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        INFINITE MASS PAIZURI

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Clark-kun let's spar again!

        >THAT USELESS MONKEY PAN CAN'T FIX MY SON THEN I WILL HAVE TO TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS AND MAKE ANOTHER KID THAT'S NOT A homosexual FAILURE RAAAAAAAGGHHH

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You? Make a proper son? Not when you're a homosexual failure yourself.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          With who tho

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Doesn't matter who

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ohhh now that's what TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND THE AMERICAN WAY SHOULD BE ALL ABOUT BABY!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one of these 2 rule 63'd HEROES would win in a sexiest character competition?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Superwoman would be able to read the entire internet on how to be a super sexy bawd in like 5 minutes. Whether she'd be able to apply that is a different question.

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    THERE ARE LAWS OF TIME
    ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF THOSE LAWS
    BUT THEY DIED
    THEY ALL DIED
    DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT LEAVES?
    ME
    IT'S TAKEN ME ALL THESE YEARS TO REALISE THE LAWS ARE MINE
    AND THEY WILL OBEY ME!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >THE LAWS ARE MINE
      >AND THEY WILL OBEY ME!
      of course a male-presenting Time Lord thinks he's entitled to something

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normally I would see Clark as someone who can range between nukes and the output of our Sun, which is a massive massive massive range, and between supersonic and ambiguously faster-than-light in a vacuum but slower than light (though close to it) in an atmosphere. Superman can definitely lift or press more weight than Goku, though. A lot more. If he can get a grip on Goku's wrist he might crush it based on that, since it's an out of context ability for Dragon Ball. You could argue Superman has the pressing and griping strength of someone with Ki leaps and bounds what we've seen in Dragon Ball without having Ki himself, but that's just one way of seeing it.
    I would see Goku's finest as someone who could realistically destroy anything in the universe if he put his mind to it, including black holes and stars, though I've never really thought about "how fast" he was because most of what speed is in the Dragon Ball series is X being faster than Y, instead of "he moved at light speed!". Judging from the ToP I'd assume he's reached light speed and passed it. I'd give Goku energy generation over Superman. Speed, only if they're in the atmosphere, but it might change in a vacuum.
    All in all, I'd give it to Goku.
    That's my perspective as someone who doesn't do a lot of power scaling and vs debating. How does this differ from the way you guys "scale" these characters?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      To put it bluntly, battleboarding normally doesn't give a shit about antifeats. It's just taking the most wanked high-end shit imaginable with zero sense of how these characters are normally depicted. It's some pretty gay shit.

      Personally? I think MFTL+ Galaxy-level Dragon Ball is very solid. Broly and Kid Buu were wiping out galaxies over time in Z and were zipping system to system to do so, and in Super we have multiple Galaxy-busting statements.

      With DC, I'm not as familiar but from what I've seen Superman is usually much faster than DB characters with his flight speed but his raw power output seems to consistently be below planet-level.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean, what Cell threatened to do to the solar system, characters in the DBS meta could do to the Milky Way? That's a lot of power

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Particularly in the DBS manga, Zamasu states he was going to destroy the galaxy and it is stated that Moro's self-destruction would destroy the galaxy. Goku matched or surpassed both of them at the time.

          In the Toei anime, we see Broly destroy a galaxy over time, but it was depicted as very fast. Easily multi-solar system level. We also see Kid Buu do the same thing but (I believe) faster.

          The main contradiction there is that Cell's Solar System feat would align in the timeline with Broly's Galaxy feat but officially, the Z movies are considered parallel worlds (alternate universes) from the main anime and the Toei anime takes a lot of liberties, making it distinct from the original manga. Death Battle does composite them however.

          Something worth noting is that the trailer for Dragon Ball Daima, a canonical anime with Toriyama's direct involvement, seems to depict the Toei anime's scene of Kid Buu wiping out a galaxy which may mean that feat is canon.

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saitama solos DC and DB.

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku shitting himself at the thought of having to fight the likes of Milkman, Strange Visitor, COSMIC ARMOR SUPERMAN.

    >Copium investments are on uncharted territory.
    >"3rd time's the charm"
    >0-3
    >tfw

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman shitting himself at the thought of having to fight the likes of Lex Luthor and Lois' bull.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cuckoldry out of nowhere

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >out of nowhere
          We're talking about Superman.

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Question, who wants this?
    Why would anyone want to see a third one? Goku has like the same powers, and there are so many other good match ups for both characters.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obsessed Mexicans with muh gringos inferiority complex. Same as it ever was.

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’re using silver age superman, sorry guys but the outcome seems set.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're technically using Heroes Goku too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Jober Jobge Jobberman
      MUI Goku deletes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just like he deleted Frieza. Oh wait…

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would Goku want to delete one of his best friends?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goku wouldn't need anything past the saiyan arc to beat the saibaman-tier Superman.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that moon is made of cardboard

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Superman said he lives in a 'world of cardboard' and still jobs to a moon exploding.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              *when removing the context that said moon is a living entity.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >*when removing the [cope]

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well you heard it here guys, a statue is stronger than a person.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                So? When they planned this out the characters said ramming at relativistic speeds was the only way they could destroy something that big moving at comet speeds

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He wouldn't use his moonbusting attack on Earth since it would blow up a good chunk of it, it's probably a weaker attack.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >[cope]

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you see a huge crater forming around Radditz? No? Then it's not the moon busting attack, moron.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                We don't sign our posts here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing I didn't then

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you did.

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are we arguing about which superpowered alien had to work harder to get to where they are?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boredom.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      People with over 3 chins find it hard to accept Goku was born with a huge advantage over every other character in his setting. Makes it harder to self-insert as him when you address reality.

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is is true that Bejita....is a moe lover?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bejitabros... our response?

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >IESLB barking
    *Yawn*

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Byrne era

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Not like he has a better feat.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not like he has a bet-

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        All I see is Nappa lifting his fingers tier destruction.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow...with all his power, amped up by thousands of suns...Superman can reach the level of Nappa's FINGERS.

          >cope
          Nappa never destroyed a universe.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >universe-level punch barely scars a planet
            Wow...

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow...with all his power, amped up by thousands of suns...Superman can reach the level of Nappa's FINGERS.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Superman TANKING Multiversal Venom GOD.
          my HERO.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Venom and Carnage
            the symbiote CHADS.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I remember when symbiotes were just spooky body snatchers that changed you into a street level fighter, the frick happened to that?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                gotta up the stakes bro

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TFW Dragon Ball also has power creep homosexualry weighing it down
                Time consumes us all.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                bottom panel is Super Dragon Ball Heroes

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the symbiote CHA-AAAAHH IS THAT A PINK HAIRED ANIME CHARACTER NOOOOOOO

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if they'll ever do the ultimate pink hair vs symbiote showdown

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The fact that I immediately thought of Lucy first makes this funnier

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure that crossover was decades before all of the Klyntar god autism happened.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't destroy it though

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Copium levels are already unstably high
    >0-3
    >depression.jpg
    >mfw Chadman still shits on Tardku
    >sudden rise in suicide amongst the mentally disabled.
    >Gokutards

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Copium lev-ACK

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do DBSgays really tell themselves Goku's some kind of Shie Lebouf Nike ad who scraped up the bottom? He beat the shit out of Grandpa Gohan literally the day he got out of his womb pod, he was always born lucky

    Yes, being born in the Top 1% of Humans is being born very lucky, even if you're not the very best just yet and need to train for a few seconds to get there

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He beat the shit out of Grandpa Gohan literally the day he got out of his womb pod, he was always born lucky
      No he didn't.
      >Yes, being born in the Top 1% of Humans is being born very lucky, even if you're not the very best just yet and need to train for a few seconds to get there
      Except for the part where Goku is at the bottom 1% of Saiyans which makes him a gutter b***h by the standards of fighters outside of Earth. And even on Earth he still had to train on a daily basis into young adulthood to finally become the strongest on Earth.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No he didn't.
        Yes he did, and then he clunked his head and became nice instead of killing him. Then ended up killing him later when he went evil monkey again

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Except for the part where Goku is at the bottom 1% of Saiyans
        Descended from the legendary Saiyan Bardock and got Super Saiyan potential from him too. On Earth he had to train a tiny little bit to beat people who trained for centuries

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bardock isn't the legendary Super Saiyan you silly little b***h. The legendary Super Saiyan is YAMOSHI, who is also the Super Saiyan God. This is stated by Toriyama multiple times. Your source is what-if animation that has zero bearing on canon. I'm pretty sure it isn't even part of the Toei continuity.
          >On Earth he had to train a tiny little bit to beat people who trained for centuries
          Wow...just like Krillin.

          Goku literally beat up and murdered Gohan when he was a baby because he turned into his magic super saiyan ape form

          Gohan raised Goku for years and trained him for years before that happened. I don't even know why the frick you're sourcing Great Ape when that's an uncontrollable form that Goku has never used consciously (outside of GT briefly) and had to be removed from him due to how shit it was.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Gohan, the grown adult and kung fu master, get beat up by a baby the day he comes out his pod because the baby is an alien
            >N-nuh uh the baby...t-totally trained hard to beat him he wasn't j-just HANDED it
            KEKAROO

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Gohan, the grown adult and kung fu master, [fanfiction]

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Broly and Gogeta in weaker forms were able to shatter all of reality. The Super Manga made it clear MUI is stronger than Blue Gogeta. So realistically he's going to be able to replicate the reality shattering feat casually. It only took a Super Saiyan Gogeta to shatter reality and Blue is Infinitely stronger than that. Then MUI Goku is atleast twice as strong as that.

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Prince of all saiyans
    >unleashes all his life and ki energy
    >kills himself
    >to stop Buu
    >didn't do shit
    >Mountain-level attack
    >ultimate suicide blast
    >literal fodder feat

    Bejita bros give more of a shit about him then Toriyama himself.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      His father showed feats at planetary levels while Vegeta hasn't yet lmfao

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Thinking Bejita wouldn't control the blast so the planet he's trying to protect doesn't get vaporized

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He's taking the Bardock specials and their various retcons seriously

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    *gets up from the chair, stretches my fat rolls and does a light jog around my bedroom*
    *I can now beat Usain Bolt in a race, because my Daddy is an alien*
    Gokubro btw

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Humiliates Caulifla
    >Humiliates 18
    >Humiliates Vegeta
    >Humiliates Pan
    >Humiliates Videl and Chi-Chi together, with her eyes blindfolded
    Is there any woman in this verse that can give a good fight to Diana?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vegeta
      huh

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would you rather see him obliterated?

        Vegeta mogs her

        ...in his dreams

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vegeta mogs her

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vados one-shots

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Woman
      Jobs to the Health Inspector, with Clark

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    People say Goku has more experience but honestly superman has been going around for longer and fighting a much wider pool of opponents...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Superman's so experienced he knows how to perform brain surgery. Goku knows how to punch similarly superpowered flying bricks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku doesn't have more experience. The argument made is that Goku is more skilled at martial arts.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is more skilled at martial arts
        I know for a fact Superman knows actual martial arts. The "martial arts" in Dragon Ball is all the same: yell harder, flail your arms about and fire your laser

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Headcanon cope

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I liked that thread earlier when wrestlerbros discussed actual fighting, and how Goku is so busy doing silly ninja poses and lazarbeams he doesn't even know the most basic rule of all fighting, ever: guard your face.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >People say Goku has more experience
      >"People"
      >Gokutards*

      There's nothing surprising about them unable to grasp factual statements over head-canon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Goku's got a 30 some year publication history compared to Clark's near century. Time was people even separated the versions of Superman from before and after Crisis on Infinite Earths, because the two had such different levels of strength. Some threads dedicated to this sort of nonsense even had it split down to the decades because 40's Superman and mid Sixties Superman are very very different beasts when it comes to feats of strength and speed.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >All these words and he still loses to the Gokek
        Dame...

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    am*ric**ts are fricking moronic

  80. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  81. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku wins this. I say this as a Superman fan.

  82. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Martial arts shit again
    Show me the issues where Superman actually uses his martial arts skills outside of the issues where he learns and then promptly forgets about them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      His boxing fight with Mighto, when he beats Xa-Du with Boxing when he had equal powers to him, when he learned Boxing under Muhammad Ali, when. he beat Ultraman with a Kidney Punch because he had to learn Muay Thai to beat his bad guys while all Ultraman ever did was spam his kryptonian powers

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Only used these skills a few times in nearly a century of publishing history
        This is why martial arts knowledge isn’t very useful for flying bricks, it’s not how they normally fight even when they can pull out MMA grapples and boxing techniques.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Muhammad JOBli
        Inferior to the OGRE!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Some absolute madlad taught Superman Muay Thai
        >In a pinch Clark can go Ong Bok on a motherfricker
        Someone give me the issues, this sounds amazing.

  83. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goku vs Superman but its a battle on who has the better your mom joke

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Both of their moms are dead
      Stalemate.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goku was trained by the greatest jokester in the universe, King Kai. Superman has no chance.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stalemate. I don't think Gine gives Superman any good material but Goku is too dumb to exploit the Lobo thing.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        IC it would also be a stalemate because both sre too nice to make that kind of joke.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Um..." [Superman uses his powers to look at the past] "Your mother loved you and was a really nice woman?"
      >"Wow really? Huh. Um your mother was..." Goku scratches his head "that really nice lady who gave me pie last week when I visited the farm?"

  84. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Checkmate Elephant b***h!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fight that elephant won

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ?feature=shared

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Elephant only loses to an OUTERVERSAL crocodile
          Holy FUARK…

  85. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://character-stats-and-profiles.fandom.com/wiki/Superman_(Canon,_Post-Crisis)/Nairobi

    Thoughts on this profile?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IP grabbing link
      Sign me up! I love a good challenge Waku Waku!

  86. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bejita vs Batman on who can roast each other the hardest

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Batman's smart enough to not be affected by insults, while Bejita would probably go on a schizo rampage if you insulted his pride even a little.

  87. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jobs the the great white shark
    Crocodilebros....

    ?si=Sw8DIQh0V0a_D3Gx

  88. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spider-Woman still has a fat ass
    I can die happy.

  89. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The inevitable outcome.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong picture, sorry.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whoops, missclicked, here's what I meant to post.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, posted the wrong picture again again. Here's what I really meant to post.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dangit! Did it again! Here's the picture meant to be posted.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry, posted the wrong picture again again. Here's what I really meant to post.

              Whoops, missclicked, here's what I meant to post.

              Wrong picture, sorry.

              The inevitable outcome.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Happened again! Sorry folks, Here's the real content you're all expecting.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Whoops, small earthquake, missclicked again! Meant to post the leaked footage of the outcome. *spoiler warning*

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Superman was the reason Goku became moronic in super

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry ladies and gentlemen! I posted the old outcome. Here's the new leaked outcome.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Batman says he's not gone, so it must be true.

              • 5 months ago
                LopiBats

                Wondergay ruined the image.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                My bad folks, I was wrong. The previous gif was the actual new leaked outcome. Here's a higher quality version of it, I beg your forgiveness.

                Goku bros it is so over..

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's fake, Goku's brain isn't nearly that big and has much more damage on it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry folks, I mistyped. Here's the real outcome.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wondiecute saved the image

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Goku still has no counter to Superman's lobotomy brain BLAST.
                AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Goku is already dumb

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yujiro would simply move his brain out of the way.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the frick is that nonsense

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                what the FRICK is BAKI

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                What the hell is wrong with Baki.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Baki is so confusing it briefly stopped the Superman vs Goku charactergay war

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                YujiroBros... We missed you...
                I FRICKING KNEEL!!!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that finesse to the brain blast technique
                TEACH ME YOUR WAYS Yujiro

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                To every sperging out, this isn't actually from Baki, it's from a Korean comedy manga that Yujiro just makes an appearance in and does that. Then he also does this right after

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Isn't this from when he fought Piccolo? He's not even dead here.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon shut up and post another picture of a defeat of the corresponding character while listening to the soothing sounds of Eric Weissberg. Goddamn.

  90. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sperging over israelites out of FRICKING NOWHERE

  91. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could something several million times more powerful than what destroyed the moon blow up the solar system?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean just the cosmic bodies or the space between them too?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You tell me. I have no idea how much damage something like that could do.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can fit the Earth, which is much bigger than the Moon, over a million times in our Sun's volume. It won't vaporize the entire system but would probably irreparably damage it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Leaving alone that sun alone is like 30 million times the mass and size of the moon, just “blowing it up” wouldn’t do anything, the way gravity works on that scale is different because you have to disperse all that already exploding gas that is kept inside by the sheer scale gravity you’d have to counteract. That’s like trying to blow up water in the ocean and expecting the liquid not to just flow back into the empty space you made

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No.
        You are moronic.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a moronicly huge dick in your mom’s ass

  92. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SuperGeniuses, GoSages... What does this mean?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That probably perhaps, indeed perchance Xeno Goku isn't infinite times stronger than DBS Goku and things aren't as cut and dry infinitemultiversal as previously thought.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except it isn't DBS Goku, it's CC Goku.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're gonna use a weak version of Superman while Goku gets his Hero feats so he has a chance.

  93. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BLUNDER Woman is getting wienery again

  94. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman theme plays
    >TA LA TA TA DA LA TA DA, LA TA TA TADA, LA TA DA
    >LOOK! IN THE SKY? IS THAT A PLANE? IS THAT A BIRD? NO...ITS...
    >Superman!
    >"Yes god citizens fret not for i have come, and i will now be taking that BBC up my ass you malicious thug in the name of hope for a better tomorrow!"
    >"Shieeeet homie yo kansas boys are fine as hell"
    >THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP THWAP
    >"Wait no tyrone! I am for goku! and goku wiener only!"
    >He says as the BBC penetrates his kryptonian butthole, causing the whole DC cosmology to collapse with each trust of the dark thug
    >"You should head for earth-2, my cousin would fit your BBC greatly! I'll watch! And force others to do so! my son will join too!

  95. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >JOBjito
    >OVERRATEDgeta
    You're both AMATEURS.

  96. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gogeta Blue is the most barass DB character out there

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Should have fought Omegamon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe next season.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ... And Vegito Blue is the most badass.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        ...SSJB fusion, which is surpassed by SSJ4 Gogeta.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          .. in no area.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            ...related to jobbing, which Vegito is the uncontest champion of.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              ... On opposite day, as SS4 Gogeta is the only fusion to have achieved nothing.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ...that involves losing, which Vejito does on every day of the year.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                ... In Gogeta's dreams, brought about by his jealousy, first manifested when he realized he would never be the superior fusion and that he wouldn't be canon until Super.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >IESLB
                DONE.
                Vegito? The strongest.

  97. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Goku?
    One shotted.
    >Bejita?
    One shotted.
    >Gohan?
    One shotted.
    >Jiren?
    One shotted.
    >Beerus?
    One shotted.
    >Broly?
    One shotted.
    >Bejito?
    One shotted.
    >Gogeta?
    Two shotted.
    >Arale?
    L-Let's not talk about her, haha...

  98. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They should have all the versions of Goku be seperate, and fight superman at the same time.
    You might wonder what that means.

    I mean, like 4-8 seperate goku's , vs 1 superman.
    I'm talking dbz, gt, super, heros, alternate timelines, evil goku, spirit world/dead ghost goku, comic goku, and more.

    ALL of the goku, vs ONE superman.
    And Goku, still LOSES.
    I'd pay for that.

  99. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm crying, how can a hero be this majestic.

  100. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Superman is a LEFTIST
    >Superman fights for THE PEOPLE
    >THE PEOPLE side with GOKU
    >SUPERMAN SUBMITS TO THE PEOPLE

  101. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being Makima bro

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do I have to

  102. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy fodderizes Naruto.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy because I like him more

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto, easily

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto takes it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk, I haven't read Boruto. Naruto is definitely fast enough to keep up with Gear 5. Just not sure he has the AP needed. I know he shot a giant sized hole in the moon with just his own Chakra.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He matched an attack that sliced the moon in two.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hollow moon

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naruto

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luffy with ease.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ichigo solos both.

  103. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >O MY TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY! TYRONE HURRY UP AND FINISH INSIDE MY STUPID CUMSKIN prostitute COUSIN OF AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE EARTH ALREADY! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE TO THE RIGHT WINGER INCEL CHUD BEATDOWN!
    >WHAT? YOU CAN'T FOCUS? BECAUSE I KEEP YELLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHILE GENERIC SHITTY MOVIE OST ORCHESTRA ARE PLAYING AT FULL BLAST??
    >WELL OF COURSE I'M FRICKING YELLING! MY SCHEDULE IS EXTREMELY BUSY AND YOU TWO ARE RUINING EVERYTHING! I LOCATED TWO HATEFUL CRIMINAL INCELS FOR COSMIC SUPERHERO EVENT, AFTER WHICH WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO THE HALL OF JUSTICE MEETUP TO DISCUSS WHY TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A VILLAIN!
    >YOU DON'T WANT TO COME?!? WHAT. THE. LE. FRICK.
    >I'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD FOR THIS DAY FOR FRICKING MONTHS! I WOULD FIRST START MY DAY BY ENJOYING A QUALITY KEKOLD SESSION WHILE LISTENING TO C-LIST CAPESHIT MOVIE OST ORCHESTRA AND BRANDON YATES (with sins of liberty excluded of course) PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND, THEN I WOULD BRING YOU WITH ME TO HANG OUT AND SHOW ALL MY FRIENDS HOW TOLERANT AND PROGRESSIVE I AM FOR HAVING A BLACK BULL RAIL MY COUSIN!
    >IT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO GREAT BUT YOU RUINED IT! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING YOU FRICKING Black person!
    >THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID Black person! YOU KNOW WHAT, MR NICE GUY IS OVER! WHERE ARE MY DIALS?
    >YOU BETTER START POUNDING THIS DUMB c**t RIGHT NOW OR I'LL WHIP THE FLESH OFF YOUR BONES!
    >YOU'RE CRYING? YOU? I SHOULD BE CRYING! I'M THE VICTIM HERE! NOW POUND HARDER, YOU BETTER CUM WITHIN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES AND DRESS UP OR I'LL KILL YOU! I SWEAR I'LL SLAUGHTER YOU BOTH IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE AND CARDINALITY!

  104. 5 months ago
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