Predator jobbed to Fett
Next match is Excalibur VS Raiden
After that is Bond VS Wick
Do you agree with the outcome of this battle?
Death Battle
Predator jobbed to Fett
Next match is Excalibur VS Raiden
After that is Bond VS Wick
Do you agree with the outcome of this battle?
Sign the damn petition already
Signed.
Done.
Good. Frick these threads.
On it
Done
Signed
Signed.
N-no, I'll have no where else to live.
Signed. Please bring us to
thanks
God forbid we get a magical girl fight during the trash era
Signed.
I have zero problem with stupid Death Battle threads involving at least one Cinemaphile character.
But John Wick vs James Bond can frick right off.
If Cinemaphile or Cinemaphile won't tolerate this, it can get a home in
>James Bond isn't co
>He doesn't know
LMFAO lurk more casual.
I'll stoop to responding to a Tripgay.
Discussion of a Bond cartoon or comic is FINE, no one has a problem with that. Discussion of Bond movies because he had a throwaway comic one time is against board rules. Which you understand already.
>muh schizo board policies a la letter, not spirit
have a nice day
ive heard db threads are banned in Cinemaphile even if they have anime characters, why?
he doesnt know what?
no. its a sponsored bonus shill fight, personally im going to skip it
they are 100% using a composite bond so people may talk about both, who knows
>ive heard db threads are banned in Cinemaphile even if they have anime characters, why?
Because Death Battle is a Cinemaphile show that simply uses Cinemaphile characters rather than an actual anime or a manga.
They've banned TFS for much of the same reason.
Cinemaphile allows it once in a while but their discussion is far more based because Cinemaphileposters aren't as dumb as tripgay orbiters.
You mean, Cinemaphile accepts your vsbattlewiki-tier reasoning and explanation without hesitation?
Cinemaphile is more Cinemaphilemblar than Cinemaphile could ever hope to be
Nah, Cinemaphile just knows how to have fun with power level homosexualry instead of it turning into a circlejerk.
Cinemaphile power level debates get you shit like this.
>posting the smaller version
it all comes down to a deathmatch between ice sun and lava sun
>Comic book Mary Sue powers with Speedforce
kek'd pretty hard for no reason
He doesn't know that James Bond is co related/
Signed by yours truly
signed
Signed.
Of course thank frick
Signing.
Blow it out their asses.
Reminder that all DC characters are 277.9 Duodecicentillion times universal
3-D Universal tier is kinda fodder now.
>196,833D universes are topCHAD; everybody seethes
ftfy
You guys are morons assuming most writers don't think that the 4th dimension and beyond aren't just other dimensions like the Negative Zone or the Shadow Realm or whatever.
It's like how most writers underestimate the size of a galaxy and how power level gays scream that every character is FTL when writers never once think about how fast lasers are and just assume they're bullets made of light.
The 4th dimension is time. This is not only scientific, but consistently maintained across most western popular culture, including both Marvel and DC comics
Perhaps you're the moron, anon?
Anon time isn’t a spatial dimension
>space
'Space' is a mere consequence of dimensionallity
There are no 'spacial dimensions', only dimensions we perceive as 'space'
>t. moron
>yes, I have no education
>no, not even a brain in my head
the DCU was not visible to the Magnoworlders, so it was microscopic as well. if it was so much as 60 trillion light years in every direction considering earth was an atom, it would've been visible
>Duodecicentillion
Would Predator vs Terminator have been a better matchup?
Alien vs Predator would have been best
why?
Because some gays are stupid enough to want to see Jason vs Freddy as a Death Battle episode.
canon stomp
First Movie Predator vs First Movie Alien vs First Movie Terminator
First Terminator kills both xenos mid dif
They already had a (weird) crossover
Basically goes like this
>CHAD predators (like the apex predator or the genetic engineered one from that movie)
Would kill all those you mentioned very easily
>game protag predators
Same as above
>movie predators
Self explanatory since lots of times are just average joes or rookies
>comic predators
Varies
They already had lots of crossovers. It would be a waste of episode tbh
>Asura vs Atrocitus
Horribly one-sided considering that the former raged so hard he killed the ur-god responsible for the whole mess in his home setting.
But you see, clearly, the AW universe is smaller than the DC Universe and Chakravartin is weaker than the weakes DCU god because of shit I just made up
But can Atrocitus punch a planet-sized diety to death by punching it in the gargantuan finger? Or casually punch through planets and blow them up?
the guy died from having his finger punched ?
technically?
he scales to other lanterns so yes
Unironically yes.
Not only that but he was canonically too angry to die before he killed said ur-god. As in he was totally and completely killed and then climbed out of the afterlife, causing his body to come back to life.
>13 posts, 5 made by petition gays
>9 ips
curious.
Well...Predators lost to a soldier, a cop, few guys, aliens and now one of them is going to loste to a little native american girl. There was no way Fett would lose to this.
Fett lost to a blind guy.
Does anyone have a mega link of boba vs predator?
>SMTgay VS DChildren spamfight
>"X is unbeatable" shitpost spam
>Jirenposting
>Petitiongays making an entire thread to seethe about Death Battle
>"Death Battle is... le bad!" spam in general
Cinemaphile is trying its best to get us banned lately, why is that?
Today is an American public holiday. Yesterday was a Sunday leading into an American public holiday. Long weekend bullshit.
Are you new? These threads have always been shit and had those things
I'm aware but they got worse last thread, the other times they feel like fun shitposts but this time in particular feels like they are spamming on purpose to get us banned
That is because there is no match of interest to distract from that. Next thing is a shill match nobody cares about and after that is the hiatus. Buckle in for an increase in garbage or hide the threads until the next half starts / has a match worth talking about that isn't going to be an obvious stomp or biased
There's no real reason to get rid of Death Battle threads. It's mostly people who're salty about an episode's result trying to take it out on a proxy. And some people who just get off to topics being banned
Do you really not know powerlevelgayging is considered shameful to pretty much anyone who's not into it themselves?
No, I don't know that, because it's not true, kek
"Who/what would win in a fight?" is a question that's brought up and disputed at some point or another pretty much anywhere a bunch of bored men are gathered
You have no self awareness.
Even Stan Lee made fun of our kind.
Yet it occupied much of Stan Lee's comics. Marvel comics was the original powerlevel franchise
Funny, that
Not to mention, powerlevel debates existed before Stan ever even started working for Marvel. "I bet X can lick Y in a fight" ("lick" in this context means "defeat", before anyone gets any ideas) was thrown around constantly back in the 30s and 40s.
So what feats does 007 get in the game that suddenly make him beat John W(d)ick (penis)?
I think he actually fist fights Jaws?
Sooooo.... What now?
Let this thread die so we can have one that actually has the upcoming match as the OP image.
Anyone got good Bond VS Wick thumbnails for the next thread?
Excalibur from Warframe
What is Videoman from
Which excalibur are you referring too?
Warframe
http://www.capeworldcomics.com/comic/tempestra-vs-videoman-villain/
I made something fun.
Actually no. Death by lightning strike isn't too common
If you're not very conductive or high up in the air or both, the chances of being struck by lightning let alone killed by it is very low
I think I know who's going to win any Death Battle now from a simple thing:
Who has more lore/history?
Hulk vs Broly
Alright, you got me there, but it's pretty consistent across most DB's
Hulk only had a chance due to Immortal Hulk, which was relatively young and short run.
Herc vs Wukong got people seething because Otto assumed they'd do some moronic DC tier composite of myths across hundreds of years, including Orphism.
>Make up shit about Sun Wukong's setting
SUGOI LOUXI!
>Run Hercules by the same rules every character on the show uses.
NO NO NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE...YOU JUST CAN'T, OKAY?
>They're still mad
What were Herc's wincons again? "Blitzing" someone who can teleport and somehow hitting him hard enough to make his immortality useless?
Squeezing Monkey into a ball.
How are Hercgays such meatheads? Hercules is meant to be a strong, smart warrior with a heart as big as his head, yet somehow his fans here manage to be the exact opposite.
DCgays have gaslighted themselves into thinking that Heracles is Superman and got pissy when he lost.
Hot tip: DCgays are by far the worst posters in these threads.
Rent-free seething posts like yours are pure garbage-tier, homosexual
I did notice some of that and it was compounded with East vs West insecurity
See, it was funny to me because Hercgays genuinely tried insisting he scaled to fundamental concepts of the universe and was above protogenoi like Nyx when even she scared Zeus, up to the point of making actual headcanon that Zeus just saw her as a nuisance instead of being afraid of her.
>Nyx wank
How do you misinterpret the classics this badly? The entire point of the Olympian family tree was to demonstrate the ascendency of human concepts and rational thought over natural chaos. Zeus b***hslaped Nyx so hard he forced her to take shifts in Tartarus during the daytime.
>Zeus b***hslaped Nyx so hard he forced her to take shifts in Tartarus during the daytime.
That was the concept of night and day cycles, you lore-let.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyx
Does it hurt having sub-wikipedia knowledge?
>nothing about zeus kicking her ass
>just about her leaving when her daughter comes in
No bro they live in Tartarus because they like it there. There totally wasn't this giant war where the losers got stuffed in Greek hell.
moron.
Nyx didn't even participate in the Titanomachy, dumbfrick.
She was part of the old powers that got put in Greek cosmic prison. What's even your angle here? Why simp for Nyx like this? You main her in Smite or something?
Not him but to be fair I don't think it was even mention that she was imprison in Tartarus. Just that she came from said place. So ironically she just might love to live there.
Bro she takes shifts in step with the cosmic timekeeping set up by the Olympians. She works for them. If she liked it in the designated home for those defeated and punished by the gods, why leave?
I mean, she's night itself. Its sort of her job/her existence, to come out for a couple hours with her husbands Erebus. I won't claim she's stronger than Zeus or anything since I'm no expert on Greek mythos but calling her weak would be stupid. Anyone that can make Zeus forgive what her son did is obviously worthy of respect. Even if she ends up being weaker than Zeus just the fact that he as such respect for her is incredible, you have to admit.
Were you the same guy that argued Uranus getting his dick cut off didn't mean he was defeated?
Frick no.
I'm just smart enough to point out that there's a clear cut difference between the progenitor gods and the fricking titans.
If you touch another mans dick you lose instantly, simple as.
>Protogenoi are Titans
So this is the level of intelligence Hercgays have, huh?
Tell me again what Cronus did to them?
That's right. Put them in Tartarus. Dragged them down from their place of supremacy in the cosmic order and put them in a cosmic rape dungeon.
>That's right. [HEADCANON]
He put the fricking Cyclopses and Hekatoncheires in there, not the progenitor gods.
Better yet, HOW THE FRICK WOULD HE PUT TARTARUS IN HIMSELF, DUMBFRICK?
HOW WOULD HE SOMEHOW CONTAIN GAIA IN THERE?
Nyx was put there. Uranus was hung up like a Christmas decoration. Gaia was made the carpet for mortal feet to soil. Tartarus was forced to be a living rape dungeon.
It's hilarious that you think the progenitor gods were anything more than humiliated, defiled jobbers.
Oh, so now they WEREN'T thrown into Tartarus?
>Uranus is treated as a prop in Zeus' cosmos so the progenitors are totally in charge
Cope more.
Can't you two provide sources to your claims instead of just going ""Dude just trust me "wink" "?
Though its true that the primordial have little known feats since they are mostly just written at the beginning for set pieces. That being said they most likely had a ton of myth, just sadly lost to time.
Pro tip--look at the gods called almighty, allpowerful.
Another pro tip--the Orestes.
Wolverine vs Raiden
Wukong vs Hercules
Quinn vs Jinx
Dio vs Alucard
>Po vs Iron Fist
>Jinx vs Harley
>Crona vs Venom
Generally, barring singular upsets and obvious shilling
The frick you mean, Predator "jobbed" to Fett? Predators get beat by normal humans all the time, let alone ones with armor and a shit ton of weapons.
Fett vs Pred was alright. I wish I gave more of a frick about Predator to care about this episode, and having Fett again made it obvious this was going to be an apology match or whatever people call these, still, solid ep.
So Boba fett was a pity win?
Why use a name character vs just the generic of one specie?
It was a composite Predator but that wasn't enough to beat EU wank
Yet anyone with a brain would know someone like (scarface, wolf ect) would have won.
What's the point of this fight if you are just going to give lore feat to only one guy?
>What's the point of this fight
They had to soften the blow for when Vader, Anakin and Palpatine eventually lose to Obito, Terra and Xehanort.
When are we getting a Hutt fight?
Does this count?
That's alright, but, no
Give me giant slimy slugs slapping each other to death whilst smuckling and smoking hookah ffs
Putting it like that, Jabba VS the Caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland?
Hmmm, not bad
Caterpillar gets a transformation, while Jabba gets his throne
Does Jabba get Salacious Crumb?
Subordinates are disallowed unless we have an organisation battle
What even can Salacious Crumb do besides sycophantic laughter and stealing Jabba's frogs?
Die. In an amusing way.
There could be an exception to the no subordinates clause lol
I know I'm going to sound salty but I swear I love both these two but God damn was this just and obvious pity fight. I just hate when they do that.
>Wanked Vader
>losing to Obito
?
Obito literally can't fricking lose.
Elaborate
Because Izanagi let's him chose whatever fate fits him better.
I mean which Obito are we talking about? Rennigan Obito has hax with Kamui and Soul Steal, but to use Izanagi he'd have to give up a sharingan. Juubito is redic powerful but he's unstable and can't use Kamui. Theoretical DMS Obito with residual 6-Paths chakra would be nigh invincible with both kamui types and a Susanoo, but that's nearly headcanon level since the only thing we've ever seen of it was DMS Kakashi
I'm not gonna lie, I half expected a version of the Madara pasta
Obito can't use susanoo.
>Can't lose
>Is dead from losing
HMMMM.
Naruto wankers are seriously on some immense copium after Hiei fraudechecked.
Are we going to deny Obito Izanagi now?
He's dead isn't he?
Sasuke should've won. Is just that like sakura, sasuke is hated by the fandom. But unlike sakura, he deserves it
>no amulet of shinnok
>composite predator
Could Ratchet beat Blinx?
Blinx stomps
Blinxchads, I kneel.
Which Blinx are we talking about? From Blinx 1 or 2? The time powers in 2 get expanded alot. Not that using Blinx 1 would make the stomp less of a possibility.
What are some stupid matches you just want to sort of see anyway?
Salem vs Bleck sounds like a fun fight. Not sure who’d take it though.
Salem is immortal in every sense of the word. She cant die and no one knows how to make he die.
NLF, DC stomps b***h
>She cant die and no one knows how to make he die.
Leave Salem to me
And Count Bleck has the Chaos Heart which makes him completely impervious to attack, as well as let’s him create The Void, which we actually see destroy an entire world in-game, turning it into a totally blank space.
The whole quest in the game is to get the Seven Pure Hears, which are the only thing that can nullify the Chaos Heart’s power. And even that Void feat reduced one of them to a powerless rock.
In terms of feats, Bleck can be put on planet or universe buster depending on how you interpret what constitutes a ‘world’ in SPM, which puts him well above anything Salem’s ever displayed.
If Bleck gets The Void, he erases Remnant completely and leaves Salem in a blank space of nothingness.
But Salem is still alive so...no one wins
Either way, Bleck’s the one who comes out the more clear winner.
Some of the Salem fights the DB Fanon wiki has are hilarious though
>A Salem v Sauron fight that ended with Sauron lobotomizing Salem with the One Ring
>Salem vs Palpatine ends with Sheev somehow absorbing her Grimm and Immortality before frying her
Sinestro vs Terumi grew on me
Yujiro vs Black Hat would be a great meme battle
>I will yellow gemstones filled with the souls of the Yellow lantern corps
Never ever.
Someone should post Excalibur vs Raiden on Cinemaphile. They love MGR, so I can only imagine the seething when they realize Warframe is backing this episode.
I really think the best DBZ and Sonic matchups are with each other
>Composite Goku vs Composite Sonic
>Knuckles vs Broly
>Zamasu vs Solaris
>Android 16 vs Gamma
>Trunks vs Silver
>Composite Goku vs Composite Sonic
Boils down to if Sonic can Chaos Wish Goku out of existence. If yes, Sonic wins. If no, Goku has a chance of taking it
>Knuckles vs Broly
If Enerjak/Chaos Knuckles factor in, Knuckles wins. If not, Broly
>Zamasu vs Solaris
Boils down to if Solaris' reality wiping bullshit is comparable to Zeno. If yes, Solaris wins easily
>Android 16 vs Gamma
16 wins. Gamma is tough but he's an E unit at the end of the day and his durability is absolute shit compared to 16
>Trunks vs Silver
The only one I think is too close to call. Both have some absolute bullshit on their hands. Archie Silver's bullshit could give Silver the edge here though if you scale him to Dark Enerjak, who scales to Archie Super Sonic
Pops vs Anne just for a fight between rip-off Super Sayians.
Maybe some kind of fight involving Benson but I have no clue who he'd fight.
Posted this last thread, but I don't imagine they have too many actual similarities. Hell, I don't know how often Corrin uses his dragon form, but I still think it could potentially be a fair match if it's just Serph and not Seraph vs Corrin.
Fire Emblem characters tend not to have too many feats, they'd be hard to use outside of maybe Dimitri or Edelgard since they have more measurable feats.
Perc Angle vs Bane would be some funny shit
Opinions on this?
.
Hal should be 4th
Nobody gives a frick about Aizen losing
Excalibur from Warframe vs Raiden for Metal Gear is next.
>Excalibur vs Raiden
People actually give a frick about Warframe?
No, but Death Battle gives a frick about TenCent money.
>Throwaway comic
Warren Ellis had an entire omnibus, casual. Shut up, lurk more, and post again when you get a clue.
>warren ellis
Planetary remains one of the best comics of all time.
With considerable reservations
I don't give a frick, he butchered Castlevania and made it go from "Fabio lookalike commits genocide on demonic creatures for the good of man" to "CHURCH BAD".
I kind of do but I know it's not relevant enough to pretend it should show up.
Also the tech/lore in that game seems kind of stupid and hard to compare to anything. Nova just casually farts out antimatter like it's breathing, but it's just treated as a regular attack in the game.
But if you actually apply the physics of antimatter to other series she would just annihilate a lot of characters right out.
But instead she's just treated as a mundane frame.
just ban death battle threads for the hiatus instead of keeping them alive in a zombie state
So like rwby? Sure
We love arguing about power levels.
>Sora vs Rex/Cloud/Link
>Riku vs Sasuke/Meta Knight
>Kairi vs Sakura
>Xehanort vs Palpatine
>Organization XIII vs Akatsuki
>every Disney/Pixar matchup with their scaling
Behold, the only verse that will go undefeated in Death Battle
And Kirby
SOON
I doubt anyone on the team knows Katamari so Kirbybros are safe for now Then again we're getting a Warframe episode
Apparently Ex has something to negate durability but I don't know what it is, even if he didn't it wouldn't matter, Ex will still win
Nah, Swan's totally into quirky japshit
Katamari's guaranteed on the radar
Not really, it's mostly been stuff that's fairly mainstream.
That soundly includes Katamari Damacy, anon
>Eats and digests the Katamari ball
Leave Kirby to me
>tries to eat katamari
>gets rolled up like a tard
pacgays are the most pathetic
The Katamari is smaller than him
>rolls up black holes, constellations, the fricking big bang
The katamari is any size the Prince requires it to be, non-player
Yeah but initially.
Yes, initially. There is no 'initial' size - Roll Up the Cosmos starts at constellation-size
The katamari is any size the Prince requires it to be
Just suck off parts of it
You can suck off my parts, maybe
But the katamari has no parts, and Pac-Man lacks suck feats
The initial size varies too, it's whatever the King of All Cosmos decides the sphere should start at to hit the target point within the time he gives the Prince.
Kirby has debatable potential matchups making ineligible
XIII vs Akatsuki
True organization or the baby organization? Cause the true org consists of at least three reality warpers and at least two masters of time magic.
Siegfried/Sigurd vs Beowulf could be fun
>nikogay
>otto
>ottogays
>gameragay
>jokergay
>petitiongay
Why does this general produce so many recognizable autists and schizos?
Shaddup
Can Excalibur beat Raiden even with Raiden's ass-pull vibration sword?
No. Raiden is faster, stronger and smarter.
Excalibur has space magic but nothing done in the game or the story as a generic Warframe would make him stronger even if we put him in every cutscene as the player's warframe.
Anyone else found the Boba vs Predator fight to be a bit janky at the start?
Does anyone know how to make the DB thumbnails? Been trying do one for Gan-Q VS Starro.
Starro is for Shuma-Gorath
>Putting Starro against a universal entity that rules his own dimensional plane of existence
That’s a stomp for Shuma and you know it.
Starro has conquered stronger universes than your featless bugbear. It's rather stompy in the other direction, tbqh
Let it be a stomp. It's about time Marvel got to kill someone stronger than Lobo.
They're excuse for Wanda's loss was that she's too much of a schizo to control her power. That's acceptable.
It's time to bring in Galactus to the show.
Will we ever see Spectre vs Living Tribunal?
Dream vs Nightmare?
Barbatos vs Knull?
Kismet vs Eternity?
Beyonder vs Hal?
I can see some of these not even being season endings. They don't drive in views.
>viewgay
adding "gay" after something doesnt make it the "next big thing"
Ok, homo
Ok moron
Sure, shitstain
Don't you have another bucket of lard to gargle, blubberboy?
Fraid not, frickface
Guess I was as wrong as you were on every test you have taken in your life, dunderhead
Get used to it, b***hlips
That's a hilarious stomp on Shuma's favor
pixlr x
Unironically what are the odds we get this?
low but if it does happen then they won't use Ghostly Adventures since that's not canon to the main Pac Man series and can't even fit by compositing
>Pixlr X
Frick. I have no computer for that. Mobile doesn't let me add multiple images or resize them.
Layers on mobile are not possible for some reason on the website. You will need to do that on the desktop version.
Use the pizap app, and if you want large pictures just search for random big background pics and used them as base.
Use template and any pictures of your choice.
>pixlr x
Yeah I use this a lot. It's website instead of a software you need to download.
I feel like if you pick an Ultra kaiju you should pick one with interesting feats, not just scaling and ambiguous space manipulating powers.
In the spirit of the new movie, Shin Zetton would be a good one. But I don't know if Godzillabros can handle that level of humbling.
What's so special about Shin Zetton?
Just watched the predator vs boba fight and it is SO badly paced, like come on
>Excalibur vs Raiden
Nobody cares about Warframe as much as they meme Metal Gear Rising, no way they give the win to an unknown character for their audience
Shill episode, buddy
(Jack) Garland vs Nightmare (Siegfried) when?
Too kino for modern DB
>Terumi vs Sinestro
>Joker vs Giorno because Swank
>Riku vs Meta Knight because they'd never go the extra mile and throw in Gummi Ship vs Halberd
>Eggman vs Wily round 2
>Kirk vs Han because they'll do some stupid ass FTL scaling
>Zagreus vs Pit (Because it'll just never happen)
>Homura vs I-no (wlll never happen)
>Sayaka vs Yamcha: Battle of the Eternal Jobbers
>Scourge the Hedgehog vs any evil speedster really. It'd be a complete stomp against him but it'd be really fun
>Joe or Rocky vs Ippo
>Alex (Tekken) vs Riptor
>The absolute fricking nightmare that is Mokujin vs Charade. I just need the research team to cry
>Vecna vs The Lich
>FF Bahamut vs D&D BAhamut
>Robin Battle Royale
>Penny vs Nu-13.
>Star Fox vs Rogue Squadron
>April Fool's Battle of Adam Sandler/Nick Cage battle royale
>Alternate April Fool's Battle of Powdered Toast Man vs Ultralord
Oh and of course, the eternal NEVER FRICKING EVER match
>Alex v Cole
vs Giorno because Swank
Swank kind of ruins all future Jojo episodes.
vs Nu-13
I prefer Penny vs Mack Hartford.
April Fool's Battle of Powdered Toast Man vs Ultralord
Ultralord should fight the Crimson Chin.
>I prefer Penny vs Mack Hartford.
Redpill me on Mack, I don't know who he is
>Ultralord should fight the Crimson Chin.
You know what, you're right
Mack is the Red Ranger from Operation Overdrive. Essentially, he's an android on a color-coded team searching for relics who later got an upgraded power related to the relics they were searching for, died, and then came back as a human.
Garland is for Oersted
https://live-a-live.fandom.com/wiki/Oersted
I mean, that works too, but I figured two khomies with big ass swords fighting would be cooler.
What's a death battle idea you like but they'd never do justice to
Mine is Jack Sparrow vs Edward Kenway, but with a ship fight between the Black Pearl and the Jackdaw, I feel that would be awesome if done well
Chief Thunder vs Nightwolf
Gotta be PC, bro. No injuns allowed
This should just be a fiery martial arts battle between to warrior monks, not a competition to see who scales to the bigger bad guy.
>can't be racist if you don't feature minorities
Could Death Battle do Liu Kang VS Jago justice without Torrian? The Last FG episodes kind of made me stop wanting this match, and I'm not ready to see them unironically call Liu Kang a Universe buster
If they ever did this it'd probably devolve into them shooting things at each other like with Aang and Ed.
yugi vs ash, because as usual they'll focus on tnt rather than actual stats
To be honest, they'd probably do none of my wishlist justice.
>Magneto vs Accelerator
After how the Tetsuo episode came out, I don't really have faith they'd be able to depict the high-end usages of powers well.
>Conan vs Tarzan
Don't establish they are both smarter than most think, fail to recreate the pulp feeling in the fight animation.
>Samurai Jack vs Guts
Guts wins again, somehow. Chad James is unstoppable.
>Kirk vs Han
Both are called MFTL, like Boba.
>Jiren vs J'onn
Character assassination of J'onn.
>Santo vs Taker
We get a Santo that doesn't fight anything like the real thing.
>Thrall vs Grimgor
They'll scale Grimgor to universe level, somehow.
>Dave vs Homura
Overload on Homestuck jokes.
>Hellboy vs Devilman
Will almost certainly do Hellboy vs Nero instead, despite two separate anons in the previous thread showing the thematic connections are lies.
>Nicol vs Alduin
I can't see them doing the escalation right, for some reason.
>Ellie vs Clem
Will say TLOU2 was a great game, lying through their teeth.
>Gil vs Yukari
Won't have a proper grasp of how to actually write Gil's arrogance.
>Butcher vs Stain
Will composite TV and comics Butcher together
>Ladybug vs Skitter
Will fail to sell just how dirty a fighter Skitter is.
>Turn A vs Jehuty
Will try 3D, animation will be dogshit.
>KOS-MOS vs Aigis
They'll scale Aigis to universe level, somehow.
>Damian vs Laura
Both are MTFL, somehow.
>Axe vs Inferno
Their comedic writing is awful, they will not do the characterizations right.
>Shishio vs Joshua
Won't be able to reflect the true difference in philosophy between the two effectively.
>Eragon vs Caim
Won't show how crazy Caim really is.
I don't think they could do Ladybug vs Skitter anyway because Taylor would just hide and swarm Ladybug from a distance
who can fight Mechagodzilla City
Death from Soul Eater using the city as a mech
Jack Hawksmoor
Metroplex.
When was the last time you agreed with either the outcome or the scaling of a matchup?
Homelander vs Omni-Man is the last one that came out that I can look at and say they got 100% right
the way they scaled the Texas-sized meteor was questionable at best
Yeah, I can agree but the rest of it was generally fine from what I could gather
What is swank?
When alucard got fraudchecked, his fans started to use this term to describe the bias one of the researchers had for jojo.
said researcher also has a bias for DC but let's ignore that
I thought they were owned by Warner, so DC can never lose?
Hard to keep up with you mouseschizos and dbtards
Did Alucard from Hellsing lose to DIO? I'm a pretty big Jojo gay but I don't see how DIO can kill him or how he'd survive Alucard's biggest hellbeasts. Unless DIO gets access to all the stand users controlled by his fleshbuds, but that seems a little generous.
they gave Dio his anime only cloud splitting feat
Looked that up and yeah it's powerful but Alucard is on the level of divine strength.
nah wait... did they also let DIO use Jonathan's Hamon or something? That could change the fight but I don't think there's any canon basis for it.
I guess another question would be if DIO employing the joestar Running Away technique would let him build up his time stop to unlimited length, but no matter what he'd need some kind of answer that could destroy Alucard, The World can't just beat him up.
For Dio they gave him 1500X FTL speeds because of Silver Chariot (bullshit) and nuclear level punches. For Johnathan they scaled him to Stone Free for hitting a shoe level meteor and some Dio stuff. Basically Swan(k) fricks up matchups because of his hard-on for JoJo.
actually they only scaled Jonathan to Tarkus and only brought up Jolyne scaling in the black box as a counter argument to Tanjiro getting KE scaling
Scaling Johnathan to Tarkus alone is moronic. He split the cliff with a sword, not with his bare hands, he was even having trouble with a collar when relying on just his brute strength.
Not to mention that scaling Tanjiro to ice boy and not Daki or Gyuutaro, someone who leveled an entire time is being picky with your research, especially since Tanjiro actually fricking fought Gyuu. God remembering how hard they butchered this shit always gets to me.
>JoJo
>Not fotm
>He also thinks JoJo has any relevancy
*an entire town
Well district but town is what I was going to say anyways.
>>He also thinks JoJo has any relevancy
You're a dumbfrick.
>He can't name the last relevant JoJo thing that actually garnered hype
I wonder what this means....
Dio vs Alucard certainly garnered something
Part 2 of Stone Ocean
>For Dio they gave him 1500X FTL speeds because of Silver Chariot (bullshit) and nuclear level punches
Lol, so the rats that shot Jotaro could process information at a speed greater than 1500x the speed of information, very cool. Fricking powerscaling man, Jojo is the last series you should be applying that to anyway.
Did they bring up that Stone Free couldn't bend the bars in Jolyne's prison cell? I guess that place is meant to withstand over-nuclear force.
>Lol, so the rats
For me, it's the road roller that wasn't INSTANTLY VAPORIZED by Jotaro, AND Dio slamming it with x1500 mftl Beirut Explosion-tier punches.
Don't forget the shrub that took SP like thirty punches to break apart.
?t=86
One of the justifications they had was that Dio could just keep buffing up/surviving off of Level 0 despite the fact that that's both moronic and Alucard would never use that vs him
Oh. Well then. I mean Archie Sonic has done some insane shit and is canonically the main character of reality to the point where the universe will literally bend to his whim, but killing THE God may just be beyond that.
>>Dave vs Homura
>Overload on Homestuck jokes.
Please god fricking kill me now.
oh no they never gave DIO hamon, they also scaled him to Stone Free punching a meteor
How does DIO scale to Jolyne? He died before she was born
Same way Johnathan scales to Jolyne, they don't. It was bullshit for the swank to make his favourite franchise win.
Seething seasonal gay, your fotm shonen is irrelevant.
pretty much scaling Dio to Star Platinum which was said to be stronger then Stone Free and got weaker in Part 6 compared to previous parts
Was Star Platinum stronger than Stone Free?
Yes lol. Stone Free is the worst main stand.
Hermit Purple and Tusk Act 1. I wouldn't say Jolyne's stand is the worst, it's just far too practical.
>Hermit Purple
I don't count that as a 'Main Stand' since that was after Joseph was a main character. Sort of like how Alain got plot armored by Leon in the Poke Anime because Leon is from the current gen.
>Tusk Act 1
I mean that's a bit unfair since the point of Tusk was that it was meant to evolve along with Johnny as a person.
If you consider him reading minds and whatnot in part 2 as him using HP, then I suppose you can say it's a main stand.
Let me guess
Wrong for S7: Obi(?), Beerus, Broly, Canary
Wrong for S8: DIO, RF, Shao, Cloud, Madara(?)
Wrong for S9: Johnathan, Fett, Zatanna(?)
It's the only one that's not stupid broken
Which is why it's the worst.
If you had a fighting game and every character is broken except one, would that not be considered the worst character?
Yes Timmy, I understood your point
That's the real problem there. Those meteorites weren't legit nuclear warhead tier meteorites. World scaling above Stone Free isn't out of the question since it's one of the powerhouse stands. It wasn't the scaling itself, it was the meteor bullshit
I mean, giving Johnathan stats from a part he was never present in and scaling a character to someone he's never met is sort of bias.
Combination of 'Swan' (one of the researchers of Death Battle) and 'wank' (giving a character more than what it can really do comparing this character to other characters or exaggerating feats/words)
my hero
Who's a more broken composite, composite Godzilla or composite Sonic?
Sonic has sonichu scaling
Composite Godzilla has Godzilla in Hell WOG statements which puts him at outerversal level
What does Composite Godzilla have? Because Composite Sonic is absolutely fricking moronic solely because of Archie shit
Well shit, that's perfect then!
Elaborate
Composite Godzilla killed THE Judeo-Christian God.
Tell me how you would like your most wanted match to end
>3 Godzilla remain, Showa, Heisei, and Vs Megaguirus (who in this fight is also OG so he doesn't get shit stomped)
>due to all the Godzilla's in the fight emitting radiation Heisei goes burning
>Heisei Godzilla proceeds to blast the two Godzilla's with his Burning Heat Ray but the two Godzilla's are capable of fighting back with their own Atomic Breathes
>as Heisei starts melting a beam clash occurs with his own Infinite Heat Ray and the two Godzilla's Atomic Breathe
>this clash and Burning Godzilla melting causes the entire earth to blow up
>in the aftermath of the explosion we see the body of Vs Megaguirus Godzilla who has suffocated due to the lack of oxygen
>on a piece of rubble that used to be earth we also see Showa Godzilla emerging (since he's the only one that can breathe in space) and proceeds to do the Godzilla victory dance
The truth is that Joker should win but taking into account that Swan is a huge jojo I would like something like this to happen...
>Joker wakes up in an place that he doesn't recognize
>He notices that he's trapped in something that appears to be a massive sized spider web.
>He sees something at the distance
>Some guy in a suit is about to catapult himself towards him
>He tries to break free
>Spiderman launch himself
>Joker ends quartered
>He feels the pain
>Wakes up again
>"What was that? Was it real?"
>He realizes he's clashing swords with someone in a weird black and red suit
>"Aw men, you're really fricked" says Deadpool before shooting him in the eye and beheading him
>He feels the pain and wakes up again
>"I must escape..."
>He realizes his body is impaled in multiple places
>Doomsday rips his head off
>Then Joker suffers multiple deaths of different losers in past Death Battle episodes
>The last death on screen is Joker being killed by Dio
>"The truth is that he should have won, but he will never arrive at the truth" says Giorno.
K.O.
Joker should win tbh, and honestly will, unless they wanna risk being fricked by JoJotubers that will debunk their claims about GER (they are REALLY anal about false information about stands) not to mention nearly everyone thinks Joker would win
For me it will go like this
>Joker does an all out attack
>Giorno reverts, Joker witnesses his actions being revert back
>Joker: "What's going on?"
>Giorno: "Kore ga... Requiem da"
>Joker: "Huh?"
>Giorno: "What you are witnessing the reversion of your actions. Everything you have done has been nullified by my Stand. No one can overcome this barrier. You will never reach the truth."
>Joker gets reset back to the previous state
>Joker tries to attack again only to get reverted
>Giorno: "It is useless, you have already lost."
>Joker: "No, this isn't what happened, this isn't reality, this is false"
>Joker: "I reject, your new reality, Giorno."
>Giorno: "What?"
>Joker pulls out Satanael
>Joker: "Satanael! Ravage him!"
>Satanael shoots bullet
>Giorno screams "Requiem! Return to zero!"
>Cuts to the sky
>Zooms out to show a hole in Giornos head
JoJo will never lose again with Swank here. The only exception is if it's DC vs JoJo, then Swank will have DC win.
I doubt that even Swan can bullshit out a win for Giorno in GvJ. You'd have to actively be fricking yourself with a JoJo themed dildo to believe that GER can stack up to the moronation Joker has.
>I doubt that even Swan can bullshit out a win for Giorno in GvJ.
Dude, are you serious? Swan made Dio 1500x FTL and city level to beat Alucard and then did backwards scaling to make wall level Jonathan be town level and FTL to have him beat Tanjiro.
Yeah and people called those out instantly, if he were to try that shit with a franchise as popular as Persona it'd quite literally blow up in his face.
He'd sacrifice Fuu to Power to save face if he's smart, even though Power wins normally.
>if he were to try that shit with a franchise as popular as Persona it'd quite literally blow up in his face.
You are aware of how popular Demon Slayer is, right?
Yes I am, but people didn't give that much care towards Johnathan vs Tanjiro because Rengoku vs Mirio is the KnY MU that the majority like, so I doubt there was a large crowd attracted towards the literal swan fanfiction fight when it was announced.
Persona on the otherhand has a way overdue fight with JoJo in three different MU's at least. The fandom won't not give a damn if one of their heaviest hitters gets downplayed to hell and back in order for Golden Shower to win.
Your comparing a city buster to a character than when lowballed is multiversal. Only way Giorno could even have a chance is if they were to say he's universal because "he scales above TA4 and infinite spin is universal because... it just is ok!" but even then the most moronic of JoJogays know that is complete horseshit, it's the equivalent of saying "Casper could see stands because they are both ghosts" to them.
You think he'll ever sacrifice a Jojo character to "lower suspicion" or something?
I've seen posts saying something similar, like he was ranking the cosmologies and SMT was the top.
Maybe he'll sacrifice Von Stroheim (ebil nazi scum) to the Captain from Hellsing. But even then, I'm sure he'll say Stroheim is 100x FTL and has nuke machine guns.
He'd need to be if he scales Kars above Dio in physicality since Stroheim could rip him apart. Did Jonathan get muh FTL scaling from Dio in the Tanjiro episode?
actually from an early Part 2 Joseph
Swank gave Jonathan FTL scaling from fricking Joseph because "they both use hamon" lmfao. Literally one of the most fanfic shit I've ever seen. It's like scaling Krillin to Beerus because "they both use ki".
I mean early Joseph did fight against a vampire Straizo who should be weaker then Dio because Dio doesn't have hamon in him
Straizo was more powerful than Dio and even then you still couldn't scale them because these characters have never even fricking interacted with each other. It makes absolutely zero fricking sense.
i could see it. Jonathan seemed like more of a powerhouse than Joseph and he had more of his respective friend's hamon (it seemed like it at least) but at the same time this would imply Dio is stronger than Kars which... can't be right lol
But...
The Captain is a nazi too
Yeah but Stroheim was a protagonist and depicted as a good guy. Which is absolutely unacceptable!
A recreation of this scene with Mothra instead of Gyaos, lol
Gamera loses to mothra
Nah
DB Correct/Wrong Outcome records over the last three seasons excluding shill and meme matches:
>Season 7
Correct: 15
Wrong: 4
>Season 8
Correct: 10
Wrong: 5
>Season 9
Correct: 3
Wrong: 4
Lmao.
what were the wrong ones
>Season 7
Obi-Wan vs Kakashi
Venom vs Crona
Sanji vs Rock Lee
Hulk vs Broly
>Season 8
Iron Fist vs Po
Batman vs Iron Man
Dio vs Alucard
Akuma vs Shao Khan
Madara vs Aizen
>Season 9
Scarlet Witch vs Zatanna
Tanjiro vs Jonathan
Hercules vs Sun Wukong
Boba Fett vs Predator
(Harley vs Jinx could also be wrong but I know frick all about League)
I welcome the salt and shitflinging.
Zatanna winning is the only absolutely correct outcome
The rest are debatable though
for that one the outcome was correct but the scaling was bull
they fought in canon and Wanda won
Nope Wanda said DC magic was stronger
Cope all you like, Wanda won in canon Zatanna won in fanfic LMAO
>Wanda won
>In the fake reality Superman knew wasn’t true
No wonder he figures it out so fast
Any scan to offer besides a discarded rough draft of something unpublished, copeking?
>Naruto gay
Lol
Lmao
Feed me your salt, tourists.
>Iron Fist vs Po
Lol no
>Narutohomosexualry
Pathetic
>Venom vs Crona
Venom is weak against her main power. It was a moronic match up because obviously he loses.
>B-B-But Codex!
I think Crona's a dude
Nah, Venom wrecks.
>when you wish to seethe, but don't want to be called out for cope
>S1: 15 wrong
>S2: 12 wrong
>S3: 4 wrong
>S4: 3 wrong
>S5: 2 wrong
>S6: 5 wrong
>S7: 3 wrong
>S8: 9 wrong
>S9: 4 wrong
YOU'LL NEVER KNOW, WILL YOU?
did the Green Door end up getting closed?
yes
I read Demon Slayer and I still don't get why Johnathan even needed crazy scaling to beat Tanjiro. The final boss was getting fricked up by having book shelves pushed on to him.
Did you somehow miss Rengoku, Gyuutaru, the entire swordsman training arc, and lightning breath users?
What about them?
Rengoku managed to make three train cars jump in the air while inside of them.
Gyuutaru wiped out the entire red light district in one go which Tanjiro survived.
The swordsman training arc had Tanjiro tanking gusts of air strong enough to turn houses into splinters.
Also saying the big bad was "getting fricked up by bookshelves" is just you being blind or disingenuous. That's like saying DIO gets merked by bullets.
He would if he didn't have healing.
He would yes but that's not the point. I have no idea how you managed to speedread through a less than two hundred chapter manga with less efficiency than KnY fans on Cinemaphile.
Because Death Battle thought the visual flair stuff was all real, when even a quick look would have told them that the visual fair is maybe real for demons and purely visual flair for humans.
I guess you missed the part where Tanjiro fought the weakest Upper Moon and their battle destroyed an entire town.
Glass level Dio
noooo what the heck venom should get the Codecs and get scaled to galactus and sddgfdghdhfahaf
What's the point of this shit if you don't scrutinize low end feats and weaknesses? Boba would unironically get killed by the Predator version of Danny Glover if you go by what actually happens in the movies.
Just use the flamethrower
Or the jetpack
Cool he falls into a manhole or something then stays there for years or whatever.
Beat by homing disk while Predator chills a mile away
Not without being shot by a missile first
Why would that work any better than it did in the movie?
Boba Fett can see the Predator just fine. It’s not a very fast alien
Nope. Out of range + invisible
GG no re
Boba Fett’s helmet can dee a variety of ranges as well as being able to cover up any distance the way the Predator never could since outside the plasma caster it’s stuck to close range combat
Still out of missile range
Homing disk is a better long range option the plasma caster. Beats Fett's armour and disables it before Fett has any idea he's in a fight and should use helmet specs
GG
No re
>Homing disk is a better long range option the plasma caster
Why settle for a homing disk when Boba Fett has a homing missile with his jetpack. Also it can only really cut through flesh and gets stuck in trees
Tree density >>>>>> shitty blast armour, which Pred's homing disk absolutely cuts through
Fett: already dead, no missile launched
Not fast enough
Stealth means speed's not a factor
Fett: already dead
Pred: skinning Fett's head
because the masses who want to see this stuff are only interested in imagining an outing of their favorite character at their most powerful possible, they want to handwave the characters' faults or weaknesses because that seems to lessen their stature in their minds..
The wank in Boba Fett vs Predator is exactly why I hated Star Wars Legends. In the movies the characters were clearly human to slightly superhuman. Darth Vader was a slow walking but extremely skilled warrior with telekinesis powers. However, in the fricking EU they made Darth Vader into a ninja warrior that can jump hundreds of feat and kill literal kaijus. Don't even get me started on the stupid shit they gave Luke. I hate practically everything about modern Disney, but them making the EU non-canon was good.
Wait, legends was noncanon and they still used it? Man they really wanted to give Boba the win this time around.
Death Battle's been using Legends as a source since before it was declared noncanon, so they stuck with it. It's not necessarily fair but it only helps Star Wars characters half the time, if Vader, Yoda and Boba's first go-around say anything.
and Disney is slowly doing the same shit you hate in their new expended universe, just without the soul
doesn't swan think SMT is hypergigahomieversal?
uhuhuhuhuh
they said 'suck off'
Um heh
Oh, yeah
Heheheheh
Suck off
Um heh
You're right
Heheheh
If you guys hate "Swank" so much how about you do something about it
Oh right
You wont
You guys are homosexuals who make an entire thread of a show you don't even like and think complaining in your little circle thinking the show would automatically get more accurate
Contact their twitter, email, whatever. Quit shitting up the board with your petty drama that not even normal battleboarders care about
Hey, Speedy. How's kicking down on people trying to take the same path you did? Fricking hypocrite.
Literally who? Again pety drama
>Complains about tourists
>Lurks in a single thread, with that thread being considered the worst in its board
Swans the head researcher and directs nearly every episode, you guys say Swank which is about Swans wanking of DC/JoJo but is now used for wank in general here, so yeah I do think you guys have a bit of a thing for this New York liberal
I don't know and I don't care about Rooster Teeth, get off my board.
>lurks in a single thread
On this board alone I'm monitoring five (5) threads, while also participating in several Cinemaphile threads, trolling /x/ shills, and refreshing the front page of /misc/ for kicks
Get on my fricking level, shitheel
Oh wow you use the most surface level boards good-for-fricking-you autist. I am sure there is a lost media thread just waiting for you, how about you go do that instead of talking to me.
Just like a tumor, no matter how long it stays it will always be harmful and hated
>wah wah waaaah
Imagine having nothing to contribute but tears and shitflinging and thinking you can call out other people
Imagine being such a moronic schizo lmao
>OM NOM NOM NOM
Keep eating
Boards are organized by subject matter and interest, not some non-existent 'user level', newfren
Chooses all the ones that are popular and the ones are going to shit
Makes you think
>chooses to enter and remain in a thread that angers xir
Almonds are indeed activated
You are a very angry latinx
>n-no, y-you're the angry one
>also unsolicited and poorly directed racism
lol
lmao
>calling me racist
>me using a term that is widely encouraged by the latinx community
Bigot alert
Third generation literally doesn't count
Randomly identifying someone as an 'angry latinx' certainly does come across as a negative statement about Latin Americans, anon
But we all know you're being a disingenuous troll
Last (You)
>me using a term that is widely encouraged by the latinx community
lmao this has to be bait, im pretty sure most of them (at least the non-moronic ones) fricking hate it
inb4 it's a sprite fight
>pikachu
>bowser
>mega man
>doomguy
>bleach in general
>Goku
no idea, at least magneto vs tetsuo had the normie matchup excuse, but who the frick requested this? their popular matchups were jason bourne and agent 47 or even fricking punisher
For those I could see
>Doomguy v Chief 2
>Bowser vs Eggman
>IDK Bleach but there's gotta be some shonen matchups where they can win
>Classic Mega Man is a wash vs most shit but they could probably give X a win somewhere
>Pikachu is a complete wash
>Goku is only for Supes.
Wait how does Ragyo lose to Lusamine?
Also other than that those seem like some solid matchups
>IDK Bleach but there's gotta be some shonen matchups where they can win
Could Ichigo beat Yusuke?
>Classic Mega Man is a wash vs most shit but they could probably give X a win somewhere
He stomps Beck from Mighty Number 9 but that's about it, X beats Samus and X VS Primal is a toss up
>Goku is only for Supes
Apparently they wanted to bring him back but they don't want to put him in another losing fight
>Vile VS Ridley
Explain
I think they have absolutely moronic matchups but I still enjoy the show for the most part, from what I've seen people here mostly hate the people behind the show
>Could Ichigo beat Yusuke?
Depends on what feats the anime gives Ichigo since fight scenes are getting expanding according to Kubo. Logically he should (the biggest feat in the manga is Yusuke's Reigan destroying a mountain), but Death Battle giga wanked Yusuke, Hiei, and Yomi which is why Sasuke lost. There's also those who think Sensui is actually planet level instead of his power just being too stressful for the environment.
We're getting at least 2 more Blender fights in the second half https://twitter.com/daitomodachi6/status/1544061354323099650 what happened with the standard 3d animations?
I used a calculator and Yusuke's inflated feat is slightly higher than what they gave Aizen, Ichigo's only hope is getting speed wank or new feats in the upcoming anime
>>Vile VS Ridley
>Explain
I don't think too highly of many of the Ridley matchups I've seen, so picking Vile really came down to the fact that they're both purple sci-fi villains and the fight being an villain parallel to Samus vs X.
But can she drain all the lady cum from Yang?
vs Tanjiro
>Draw. Neither one has sex.
Anon, where do think Joseph, Jotaro and the rest of the future protagonists came from?
>Predator probably wins. It's in the name
The movie didn't coin the phrase "Sexual Tyrannosaur" for nothing.
so much for legacy matches right ben, imagine thinking that korra vs storm and shadow vs ryuko have more history and legacy than james bond vs jason bourne
>lxtino community
They only do that because american conservatives want to expel them.
I can confirm you that every single Latin American country besides Argentina and recently Chile is conservative as frick. Try to use 'latinx' in any latino country besides these two and you will end being another missing person.
Not that anon, but did you just really say "If you don't like it, then you can just LEAVE"? Come on, man
How shit is your reading comprehension, newfren?
Good enough to realize
is just a slightly less butthurt way to tell somebody to go away.
But not good enough to realize those are two seperate anons
Holy frick lmfao
Big deal, I misquoted. Doesn't change the fact that telling somebody to go away is a comeback for total wimps
>reading comprehension still shit, but doubling down on it
Anon! You're moronic!
Congratulations
So
does not count as "go away" huh? You're a pissant
>acknowledging someone's contradictory behavior makes one consider their disingenuousness is telling them 'go away'
You truly are a moron, anon
Are you new? Have I had fun wrangling (You) in the recent past?
KEK
You sound really really stupid
You ARE incredibly stupid, dumbfrick
Wow I said one thing and you IMMEDIATELY hopped on that shit bro, TOTALLY insecure! So many such cases!
>immediately responds with 'muh immediate response' bollocks
Stupid AND insecure
Anything else you feel the need to tell us all about yourself, moron?
>bollocks
done arguing with you lol
you already revealed yourself britboy
>latinx
>britboy
Can't even keep your own shit straight lmao
Run the frick away, then lol
Not the same anon shits-for-brains
morons tend to be interchangeable and expendable, so not concerned
How's being 'done' with me going for (you), moron?
The only contradictory behavior here is your attempt to pretend you're not a huge baby who can't handle dissent
>dissent
This
is where this conversation began, a moron crying about our dissenting opinions
Where did (you) morons suddenly come from? RT's cry room?
Every mention of Swan (aside from one or two exceptions) up to this point in the thread has been about his jerking for JoJo and how he'd tip the scales to favor the anime he likes. Maybe lurk a bit more before trying to spew your shit anon.
>I don't know and I don't care about Rooster Teeth, get off my board.
Wannabe telling others to get off his board like as if DB threads haven't been on here for years lmao.
How does one go about sounding both touristy and assblasted daily at the same time?
Are (You) in fact Liam Swan himself, anon?
>Contact their twitter, email, whatever.
Lmao, are you Swan? Anyone with half a brain knows this doesn't work nowadays especially with companies that are as pozzed as RoosterQueef.
>He thinks people haven't complained about the researchers bias to their twitter already
>He thinks these threads are about Swan
Christ, since when the Metal Gear Rising and Devil May Cry fanbase became this cancerous!
DMC? Since like the first game.
MGR became shit when discord teens got ahold of the game.
For DMC it was when the first game came out, but Bayonetta losing made it worse.
Smash and Death Battle made DMC's fandom hate Bayonetta a freaking lot... and then Sephiroth. Thanks to the latter, the word supernova has caused meltdowns that have brought down multiple entire threads.
>Gear Rising and Devil May Cry fanbase became this cancerous!
The first one when the Konami x Kojima break up prematurely killed the franchise after its only first game. The 2nd one when Dante missed getting into Smash and developed an inferiority complex to Bayonetta, Sephiroth and Byleth.
Not that I disagree, but the previous thread was ruined in particular by SMT and DC gays. Those two fandoms are extremely annoying when they drop in this general.
DMCrybabies and God of Wargays have the worst fanbases among all the action/hack-n-slash games I'm familiar with. MGR's isn't that bad.
You heard what happened last week with GoW's community? Desperate fans sent dick pictures to Ragnarok's employees, just because they have taken long revealing the release date for the next game.
>Bond vs Wick will be live action
>the reason Agent 47 vs Wick wasn't picked was because they couldn't find a bald stuntman with the right voice for him
Sauce?
>come to the Death Battle thread to discuss Boba vs Predator
>find Whiny Black person A vs Whiny homosexual B instead
What are the best feats for these guys? Are either of them FTL?
In reality, neither are FTL. I'm not even sure either are bullet level.
>vtuber reaction pic
GO BACK
Boba's 'ftl' reflexes sure helped him when that blind cripple activated his <sound jetpack, slamming him into a skiff and helplessly rolling into Sarlacc
Predators all get shot by bullets
A sound 'no' shall be enunciated, here
I'll gladly test bullets on them to see if they're bulletproof and supersonic anon
Why are there constantly threads about this show if every episode is jobbing, the creators not understanding characters, or wins on technicality?
If they're always wrong, why watch it?
The same reason (you) can't stop replying to this thread, gay
Shut the frick up, little man.
Make me, homo
I won't. You embarrassing yourself is funny, but it has gotten old. That is why I told you to shut the frick up. Stop replying. Go on a walk, fricking b***h.
No. Keep being an angry b***h about it
>embarass
How fricking new are you, homosexual?
good point
I'm mostly waiting for them to do my three most wanted fights.
Alex vs Cole
Kaiman vs Toji/Geto
Denji vs Itadori
>it's another "guy who's gonna win fakes you out by getting his arm/leg cut off first"
>analysis says that Boba can survive the Predator nuke because he has time to run to a safe distance
>animation shows him standing right over the Predator before the nuke goes off, then walking out of the explosion with his severed arm
It's always a bad day when the analysis is more interesting than the actual fight
That's every episode
Imagine watching the animation they themselves acknowledge are meaningless flashing light
I don't -get- their explosion reasoning. Dutch survived a small one by running away from it on foot but at the same time it vaporized several hundred city blocks of moist jungle? And the one in AVP straight up vaporized hundreds of meters and some pyramids in a giant plasma ball instead of a mushroom cloud? WTF?
>No. Keep being an angry b***h about it
>How fricking new are you, homosexual?
>wojak poster pretends to be oldgay
This old pilot episode again?
So, what franchise/character do you think will be the next pity match?
I feel like Street Fighter is long overdue for another win because as of now it's 3-8. Maybe Bleach because it's 0-2?
>"I feel like Street Fighter is long overdue for another win because as of now it's 3-8"
>10 years of DB
>street fighter has only won three matches
Seriously? Though you do have a point, we're halfway through the season and without getting a single fighting game episode, so the next one may be for Street Fighter.
>So, what franchise/character do you think will be the next pity match?
I want to say Kill La Kill, but to my knowledge, they win very few of their popular matches. Maybe Ben 10?
>Seriously? Though you do have a point, we're halfway through the season and without getting a single fighting game episode, so the next one may be for Street Fighter.
That is a good point. Honestly I'm kind of anticipating a Guilty Gear match though because it's been ages since we had one of those (and I do mean one because they've only had one for some reason). Skullgirls could also be an option since they've never had a match to my knowledge
Also yeah Street Fighter has a terrible, terrible record. (I did accidentally say it was 3-8 though. It's actually 4-7), with all but one of the wins coming from season fricking 1 (Akuma vs Shang, Haggar vs Zangief, Pikachu vs Blanka) or
>I want to say Kill La Kill, but to my knowledge, they win very few of their popular matches. Maybe Ben 10?
I don't know enough about either franchise to know their popular franchises, so enlighten me
If Avatar's getting another match it's going to be with Katara for sure.
Because Death Battle has been especially moronic with its matchups lately
Actually thinking about it, does Street Fighter have the worst W-L ratio for any franchise in DB? The only other franchise I can think of that's worse is Power Rangers because 1-3.
Maybe Sonic if you discount the first Mario vs Sonic since then it's 4-6 (and without counting Metal it's 3-6-1)
They kept doing SF vs MK matches well after establishing the power difference between verses
>I don't know enough about either franchise to know their popular franchises, so enlighten me
For Kill La Kill, I've seen:
>Ryuko vs Crona
>Satsuki vs Henry Cooldown, Bruno Buccarati, Trafalgar Law
>Mako vs Chie
>Ragyo vs Lusamine
Bruno, Lusamine and Chie are probably guaranteed losess for KLK, I'm not so sure about the rest.
And for Ben 10:
>Gwen vs Atom Eve
>Vilgax vs Ridley or Megatron
>Vilgax vs Ridley
Ooh, that sounds neat. butthole cybernetically enhanced space warlords with an unusual fixation on genetics.
Personally I think Vilgax vs Thragg or BB is a good alternative if they frick up and do Ridley vs Rayquaza. Alien warlords with a taste for conquering and beating the shit out of wanna-be superhero kids.
>Ridley vs Rayquaza
Why the frick would they do that? What do they have in common? Fug's most common request anyways is Bahamut by a country mile, even I don't like that one either myself.
>Why the frick would they do that?
Because their booking and match making skills are terrible, it's why we're getting Wick vs 47. I'm hoping Vilgax vs Ridley and Vilgax vs Thragg happens instead of one or the other though.
Gax can go against Thragg then, they have an affinity for embarrassing teens.
I honestly don't think they would. He has plenty of feats by himself so he doesn't need to get scaled super high, but if they did they'd probably just give him the small stuff they scaled Nolan to and save the higher tier shit for Mark's fight.
Battle Beast is for Boros.
would they give Thragg secondhand scaling to Supreme?
Eh, I prefer Ridley vs Vile (MMX), but I think Vilgax might be more likely.
>Wait how does Ragyo lose to Lusamine?
I don't know, it's jsut what I hear. I'm no Pokemon fan, but from what I can gather, Lusamine merges herself with a Pokemon on top of being a trainer.
>What do they have in common?
As far as I can tell, it's just Nintendo dragons associated with space.
>Nintendo dragons associated with space.
That's fricking moronic. Who the frick wants that shit?
>So, what franchise/character do you think will be the next pity match?
Well if it's a pity MATCH and not a pity win then....
>Giving Whorra a pity win.
Yuck.
>He thinks Korra could beat Delsin
It ain't a stomp but she definitely isn't beating the amount of instant kills Cole Jr. has with Smoke, Neon and Video.
I have no fricking clue how they even do excaliber, what loadout does he get considering the assload of weapons and mods any warframe can use, Do they get to bring a pet like a kubrow or one of the setinals ? what about the airstrike charges that call down the ship ? what about transference and the operator/drifter ? the only actual durability feat I think of was getting stabbed by the stalker then breaking war
>Boba is faster
>Is slow as frick in OT
I'm surprised they made him vaguely relativistic. Last I checked on vsbw he was MFTL (I shit you not)
actually just ftl reaction speed
Why would you do Bond vs Wick? Bond has a billion feats vs 3 movies Wick.
they did it because they want the clicks, that is why we got robbed of an actual good matchup
Anon, they paired Magneto with fricking Tetsuo. Sixty years of apex villain feats vs some street trash from one (1) manga
Booking isn't their strong point
>Every death battle match from season 1 till the latest episode is now turned into a frick battle where the combatants try to frick each other into submission
>Instead of feats that involve combat it involves sexual feats only
Does the winner of each episode change?
>Boba Fett VS Samus
Boba Fett probably had sex in the EU at least once, Samus wouldn’t be allowed to
>Yoshi VS Riptor
Yoshi has kids so Yoshi
>Starscream VS Rainbow Dash
Do Transformers have sex
>Gaara VS Toph
It’s anime I’m sure he has done further than what Nick would allow
>Dante VS Bayonetta
Dante
>Meta VS Carolina
Carolina
>Tracer VS Scout
Scout
>Zoro VS Erza
Don’t know
>Deadpool VS Pinkie Pie
Deadpool
>Lara VS Nathan
Drake
>Thor VS Wonder Woman
Thor
>Carnage VS Lucy
Carnage
>Captain Marvel VS Shazam
Carol
>Dragonzord VS Mechagodzilla,
Tommy
>Mob VS Tatsumaki
Tatsumaki
>Gray VS Esdeath
Esdeath
>Beerus VS Galaxia
Galaxia
>Shadow VS Ryuko.
Ryuko
>Steven VS Star
Star
well only two Transformers in the series have actually had sex and one of them was a universe hopping satanist that confuses people since he has multiple origins and may be the same guy in all of his appearances
Gamera wins his fight because he has testicles in his anatomy chart
>Bayonetta: You want to touch me?
>Dante: First I whip it out. Then I thrust it. With great force! Every angle..! It penetrates! Until..! With great strength! I.. ram it in! In the end, we are all satisfied, and you are set free.
>Bayonetta: DREADFUL!
If rule 34 is anything to go by then Tifa literally drains every drop of cum from all the male characters.
Could Superman survive a blowjob from Rogue?
Yes, but it would be the most painful nut of his life.
Gonna do this for the current season
>Harley vs Jinx
Harley wins..but also Jinx wins in the end and we get the most unbearable pairing in fictional history
>Scarlet Witch vs Zatanna
Zatanna wins only because Wanda freaks out in the middle and gives up
>Jonathan vs Tanjiro
Draw. Neither one has sex.
>Thor vs Vegeta
Thor wins but they both lose in the end. The real winner here is Bulma
>Omni-Man vs Homelander
Nothing changes.
>Magneto vs Tetsuo
I don't think anyone wants this to happen
>Herc vs Wukong
Wukong still wins. Herc discovers things about himself he could've never imagined
>Boba vs Predator
Predator probably wins. It's in the name
>Wukong still wins
Wukong is an incel while CHADcules has fricked at least 3 women, most likely more.
But can he outlast Wukong? And the infinite Wukong clones? How much cum does Herc have in him?
Herc has at least a year's worth of stamina and has experience handling multiple heads at once. Monkey is going home with a sore anus.
Nah, Hercules is getting MONKEYED by at least 70 clones.
Killing is wrong, but time to make one of them break their vow.
>See Homura mentioned
She's for Kurumi.
Nah, frick that shit. That fight is awful.
So, if everyone hates the show here, are just doing it for the community?
Do you guys even enjoy versus shows?
It's just an excuse to talk about powerlevels
I don't want DB to do Homura solely because trying to scale Akuma Homura would result in the absolute worst scaling the show's ever seen
>I don't know, it's jsut what I hear. I'm no Pokemon fan, but from what I can gather, Lusamine merges herself with a Pokemon on top of being a trainer.
Issue is that that form of Lusamine is featless since you don't even fight her but instead a souped up version of the team from her first fight so she's effectively featless unless you somehow claim that the Pokemon she fused with is 100% Nihilego in which case that still doesn't give you a lot to work with
>Akuma Homura
And the way they do things, they're 100% going to use that form and anyone that thinks otherwise has a single digit IQ.
I fear Death Battle will do something stupid like making Noriaki Kakyoin fight Mami Tomoe or something.
Madoka movie should be coming in theaters next year or so, so we'll see what she can do.
It's probably going to be some bullshit. I don't see them de-escalating the power levels.
Given that it's Madoka, I don't doubt the scaling will be out of fricking control and they'll do shit like scale Mami to Madokami or some bullshit like that, or scale Kakyoin to be MFTL
Yes
Reminder that literally all your favorite esoteric anime verses are one shot by capeshit
Got to asked Ben for future matchups and he said he’s looking for MU for green goblin
Oh no no no jokerbros
Spidey Rogues gallery free for all.
Can you also ask him why he's shilling for a shitty chink company and feeding one of the most popular characters from the last 5 years to a chicom literal who? Thanks.
Who is Osborn’s best opponent if given the chance?
The Blue Meanie
Black Manta
>Autism-off
DB could never do it justice
I want to see them try
I don’t think gobb stands a chance
They’re gonna wank BM so hard by scaling
Spidey is lightspeed according to Swank
Marvel is only allowed to sometimes beat DC when it comes to street tiers.
>a flying submersible tank vs a one-man gliding platform
No
>A weak predator
>A rookie predator
>A small predator
>A dumb predator
>A predator that doesn't study it's enemy
>A predator that doesn't properly uses his vision
>A literal "teleports behind you" moment
>a nuke that haven't done shit
>Obviously sponsored by Disney to promove his new serie
The fight was fricking trash. Again they didn't bothered to make the fight to go fair. Tired of seeing this shit. Is there any other channel doing better fights?
Well, I guess you could try to pay these guys to make fights, but their amateurs and mostly do RWBY stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/c/CakeStation/videos
>and mostly do RWBY stuff
Fricking discarded.
Well, then you're basically out of luck.
I know another 3D animator that basically does anime battles.
https://www.youtube.com/c/ItsChidomonYT%E3%83%84/videos
I know two guys who do Touhou battles. First guy does hand to hand and weapons. Second guy does bullet hell.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHYbgK3TDYlBDANhv5NPwQQ/videos
https://www.youtube.com/c/0minusT/videos
There's really no big 3D fight animator guys like Death Battle. Monty was the best, and he died died in 2015 which caused RWBY to go to shit. Torrian was second best and gave us stuff like Ryu vs Jin, but he left Death Battle.
Current Death Battle's 3D animation team is made of Devil Artemis and daitomodachi who mainly do comedy videos using anime characters.
Speaking of fan animations, this guy who did this nice RWBY fan animation I'm about to post came back last month.
What a terrible timeline. I'm not into Touhou but it's the best alternative. Anime battles are all fricking trash and more biased than anything.
>Well, I guess you could try to pay these guys to make fights, but their amateurs and mostly do RWBY stuff.
It's weird how the RWBY verse is so weak, but they own all these VS communities and artists.
To be fair, the RWBY cast is practically made for cool fight scene
>Anon, where do think Joseph, Jotaro and the rest of the future protagonists came from?
Oh I'm well aware. I'm also aware that Jonathan, unlike his descendants, wouldn't cheat on his waifu. He'd sooner lose than do that.
I have a feeling Excalibur vs Jack will be good
They're only bringing this because the rise of MGR memes. Could at least use Jetstream or Armstrong.
So you're betting on Jack winning?
Good probability. I don't know shit about the other guy however. And I doubt that Kojima or Konami is going to release a new game about him so I'm sure they didn't paid to promote it.
>Obviously sponsored by Disney to promove his new serie
Nah this was just a pity win, we're getting an actual shameless shill match next week. As for Death Battle alternatives, Smash Bracket, Multiverse Match and Crossover Colosseum are the most popular ones, Rewind Rumble is kind of dead last time I checked
Also, I want to show the most absurd jump in quality I've seen. The video below is not to special.
Then the next video is what the person did for Sonic for a 7 second clip.