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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sailor Moon is Multiversal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Loses to Seiya

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the fight, it looks like it ended with Boba tanking the self-destruct

    • 2 years ago
      CapeworldComics

      Yeah the animation was bad in that regard. They spent a good chunk of the post-fight explaining how the timer gave Boba enough time to run clear of the blast and how a point blank explosion would kill him...and then in the animation they have him tank it with his face and climb out of the crater like a Looney Toon.

      Absolute clown shoes, they didn't communicate with the animation team at all. Chicom money has made them lazy and complacent.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's even sadder when they made it so well with Terminator and Robocop years ago in third 3d fight ever

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, where's the episode?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I posted this an hour ago fighting girls vol 1 https://youtu.be/SyopyVt4p3c

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >excalibur

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >another DIO win

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        DIO win

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idk but Simon vs Kyle isnt one of them. I can’t wait for that one to happen and watch the reaction when Kyle frickstomps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://g1dbteamblogs.blogspot.com/2021/09/death-battle-predictions-simon-digger.html Simon wins.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >g1 blog that completely fumbled the research for Kyle
        No. WL Kyle gets peak Hal scaling.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Can Kyle beat 10d dimensional tiering wank? Please tell me he can

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Universe size

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. Scales to Parallax Hal who was going to recreate COIE which destroyed a Multiverse full of dimensions way beyond 10.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >a Multiverse full of dimensions way beyond 10.
              Anon, 10d does not mean "10 universes".

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you’re moronic, but the Pre-Crisis Multiverse (which COIE destroyed) contains dimensional structures like Möbius loops that rotate in 19 spatial dimensions. Parallax Hal was going to recreate an event which was going to nuke this all to nothingness. And WL Kyle scales to Parallax Hal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                maybe your the one moronic but dimensions in this case is interchangeable with universes. dimensions in TTGL is a hierarchy, the dimensional hierarchy goes up to 6 in the DC cosmology, simon nearly doubles that.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                100 trillion lightyears lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                6 dimensional cosmology

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >goes up to 6
                Nope. 19 dimensions > 10 dimensions. Both are geometric, while the ‘6 dimensions’ in DC are only realms that are above dimensionality altogether.

                Get fricked.

                https://i.imgur.com/m3lhAfG.jpg

                And he still goes ‘oof!’ when punched through a building like every other spandex wearing character.

                Get lost.

                That spandex wearing character one shots your favorite anime verse.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Run youses mugs.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                is the 19th dimension infinitely greater than the 18th dimension? each dimension in gurren lagann is infinitely greater than the last.
                also
                >the 6th dimension is above dimensions as a whole!!!
                nope. its in the name. your cosmology goes up to a dimensional hierarchy of 6. cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                post proof of them saying that each dimension is infinitely superior than the last in a hierarchy like structure, because thats the only way they can even dream of interacting with simon the sweeper

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No proof in GL it’s infinitely greater, and yes, in DC dimensions are infinitely greater than each other, the Multiversity proves this when Quantum Superman refers to lower dimensions as being comparatively fictional like stories in a comic book.

                And the 6th dimension in DC is explicitly the unimaginable. Not a spatial dimension.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Gurren Lagann follows M Theory so that is enough proof. Also scan needed

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I mean so does DC. Pic related.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                "universes"
                universes==dimensions
                also if it "follows" m theory and has 193 bajillion dimensions stacked on each other, it doesnt follow m theory. m theory is 11 dimensions with each dimension being infinitely great than the last

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >it doesn’t follow m theory
                m theory isn’t monolithic and theoretically could have infinite brane dimensions.
                And it’s not universes. It’s dimensions.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it said universes, not dimensions. stop the wank fanboy, we all know you got 17 superman logo shirts in your closest all crusted up from sweat and sperm

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                why is there sperm on his Superman shirt...?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he likes to have fun with the guy who owns 25 green lantern shirts

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And he still goes ‘oof!’ when punched through a building like every other spandex wearing character.

                Get lost.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So first half of the season is basically over. Don't care much for the paid shill match in a week.

    How would you rate the season so far and general opinions of it?

    For me, I'd give it a 5/10. It's mostly been boring shit with bad MUs, capeshit spam, a biased swank match, and a pity win.

    Only noteworthy matches for me were Wukong VS Herc and to a lesser extent Thor VS Vegeta, but that was more for the fun of the Thor speed meme. Omni-Man VS Homelander was only slightly amusing for Homelander getting destroyed.

    Don't care much for the upcoming Bond match either.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Above the first halves of 8 and 7
      7/10

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      probably a 5 as well. only one episode has been good so far and that one was a huge stomp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For real there's gonna be a Bond DB? Didn't know. The next one will have someone from MGS again so either it will lose it's status in the 2-0 club or will the only one with 3 wins and 0 losses. I think the first option is more likely, they don't like giving one franchise too many wins or loses so a lot of them is 1-1.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a bonus shill match. The fight is being sponsored by Warframe. Excalibur is obviously winning.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think the Bond match is coming after the shill match, it's not the shill match itself.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, the shill match is next week.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, 5/10. Other than the hype of Herc vs Sun, we got:
      >Dumb "quirky girls"
      >Magic b***hes
      >Swank
      >Thor speed
      >Shill fight
      >Capes? What does Magneto have in common with that anime boy?
      >A fight they should have done half a decade ago
      >Shill fight 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wukong VS Hercules>>Thor VS Vegeta>>Omni-Man VS Homelander>Scarlet VS Zatanna>Tanjiro VS Jonathan>Magneto VS Tetsuo>Fett VS Predator>Quinn VS Jinx

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fett vs Predator deserves higher
        That flames scene

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ranked purely on the fights
        Wukong vs Herc > Omni-Man vs Homelander > Magneto vs Tetsuo > Thor vs Vegeta > Boba vs Predator > Scarlet vs Zatanna > Tanjiro vs Jonathan > Quinn vs Jinx

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      5/10 seems about right. Aside from mythology fun its been pretty shit and further showing their general bad patterns and biases.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vegeta lost because Death Battle used Cell Arc Vegeta. Namek Arc Vegeta would have broken Thor's neck and execute him

    • 2 years ago
      CapeworldComics

      Blatant TenCent shilling and Chicom appeasement makes this season a 1/10. 4/10 without the warframe shilling.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope more capegay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3/10 for me. There has been legitimately one ok episode.

      >Harley vs Jinx
      Shit fight no one wanted + the outcome was dubious.

      >Wanda vs Zatanna
      DC wank.

      >Tanjiro vs Jonathan
      Swank bias.

      >Thor vs Vegeta
      Only ok episode. Theme song was really good and seeing Vegeta job will always be funny.

      >Omni-man vs Homelander
      Shill match and a stomp. Animation was lame too.

      >Magneto vs Tetsuo
      moronic stomp match that literally no one wanted.

      >Hercules vs Sun Wukong
      Louxi with the chink bias ruined it. However, the fallout with Jim has been amazing. Seeing DB getting fraudchecked by an official source is unreal.

      >Boba Fett vs Predator
      Boomer match up that should have been done a decade ago and it was ruined by wank.

      >Excalibur vs Raiden
      Chink shill match. I’ll be surprised if Raiden doesn’t job.

      >James Bond vs John Wick
      Both had better match ups but whatever I guess. John Wick has better aim but James Bond has dozens of movies so he probably has some random gadget that’ll let him win.

      This has easily been one of the worst seasons they’ve ever made. They need to fire Swank and Louxi and let someone else book match ups besides Ben.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        DB warped you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2/10
      >Harley vs Jinx
      Who asked for this? Also the first non Marvel franchise to defeat a DC capeshit should have been anything but League of Legends
      >Wanda vs Zatanna
      Every time Zee has done something above "insert gorillionversal character" was with the help of others and bullshit writing. Also, who the frick gives "planck scaling" to magicians, isn't the fun of magicians in comics that they're all just very powerful glass cannons?
      >Tanjiro vs Jonathan
      Swank being swank
      >Thor vs Vegeta
      Fine episode. At least it destroyed the Hispanic hope of seeing Goku defeating Superman via scale wanking.
      >Omniman vs Homelander
      Shill match, but the animation was good.
      >Magneto vs Tetsuo
      Who asked for this? x2
      >Hercules vs Sun Wukong
      First myth match, I didn't care much about this one but the animation was neat.
      >Boba Fett vs predator
      Meh episode
      >Excalibur vs Raiden
      Shill match
      >Bond vs Wick
      Not the best matchup for both.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3/10. Hard to say if it's better than last season because the bar is so low.
      >Harley vs Jinx
      Awful match that really set the stage for the season. Pity loss to justify the massive DC wank next episode and appease grorious Tencent.
      >Wanda vs Zatanna
      Give zero fricks about either. Dumb fight for Swan to fellate his second love. And speaking of-
      >Tanjiro vs Jonathan
      -more Swank. Jonathan scales to DIO stealing his body is somehow stupider than DIO scaling to Stone Free.
      >Thor vs Vegeta
      Fight was pretty good, nice kill. The shark was not simply jumped, planck speed Thor booked a first class flight over the shark.
      >Omni-Man vs Homelander
      Dumb and predictable matchup but a really entertaining fight. Surprised I enjoyed it so much.
      >Magneto vs Tetsuo
      A complete shit stomp and waste of Tetsuo but, looked nice at least.
      >Hercules vs Sun Wukong
      This one was cool. Thread drama was gay but I liked the fight and reading Jim's analysis afterwards was nice.
      >Boba Fett vs Predator
      Good legacy fight, ruined by a ton of bad choices from their shit researchers. Animation was noticeably misaligned with their conclusion on this one.
      >Excalibur vs Raiden
      Pointless shill match. Yes master Tencent, another victory for you, thank you for the sponsorship!
      >Bond vs Wick
      Whatever. I wanted more live action but this isn't the best matchup for either.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'd give the same ranking for the same reasons. Hopefully we get some better matchups for the 2nd half otherwise this is gonna be one of the most forgettable seasons

      Only reason it's a 5 instead of a 4 is because the fight animations have generally been okay to good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4/10 matchups, literally half the episodes so far have been capeshit not counting Nolan VS Homelander and the themes aren't that good
      6/10 episodes, the animations haven't been particularly bad but they almost always leave something to be desired
      5/10 soundtracks, other than Ego Death I haven't liked any song so far, DIM in particular was shit

      >video game feats
      Why that? Also, should they give him and Wick feats from their novels and comics respectively?

      How good is Bond at hand to hand combat compared to Wick?

      Since they composited Predator I don't see why they wouldn't composite these two

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      5/10. Sun VS Hercules was the only one worth a damn. Research is shit and getting worse with the worst powergay practices as expected

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Destroyah is for Zetton

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gigan is for Zetton

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're both the Doomsdays of their respective protagonists

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As a non-kaijugay outsider, I'm going to have to agree with you after a quick wiki skim. Destroyah seems a lot more thematically appropriate for Zetton.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ultraman monster

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There are maybe some people with passing interest of Godzilla who sort of know who Destoroyah is but that other guy? First of all even Destoroyah needs more screentime (maybe he'll be in the 2024 movie) so Ghidorah would be a much better choice and he could find whoever is big enough it doesn't have to be a toku/kaiju series. And at least one combatant needs to be instantly recognizable. You'll never see two obscure characters in one fight.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Would Gigan also work? Unique character design

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ?t=86

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Zetton is one of the most popular Ultraman monsters and is instantly recognizable even to people who have not watched a single show.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I did recognize his design, sort of, when I saw that Monster Rancher kaiju game trailer. Couldn't tell you who he was until I looked him up, though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Helps that he's terrifying

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i searched him up and i have no idea who this homie is

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ghidorah you mean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zetton is for Kanoh Agito.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So no even gonna bother posting the fight.
    That boring?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did Streamanon post the fight last thread? I couldn’t find it anywhere.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Streamanon has been awol for the past fight. It's why the last thread linked to a Twitter post instead of a streamable. The low quality mega just uploaded, though.
      https://mega.nz/folder/zc4gBIQL#NrVixNe99LJ0KkQQVqMwmg
      I'll probably delete this post later.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is it wrong that I really liked this?
        The Predator didn't go down like a b***h and even cut off Boba's arm
        The infrared vision with the flames
        Boba resorting to try and out fox the Yautja
        Boba cauterizing his wound with the lightsaber

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, the fight was alright, people dislike it because it feels like a pity win

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Animation was fine. Match itself and analysis were shit and as pointed out felt like a pity win by wanking Boba as hard as they could with EU scaling bullshit

            It was a match up nerds have discussed for decades

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Animation was fine. Match itself and analysis were shit and as pointed out felt like a pity win by wanking Boba as hard as they could with EU scaling bullshit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The fight animation itself wasn't too bad, honestly. The melee fight with the sticks was decent, and probably the best 3D action sequence all season so far. The fight with the scythe vs the saber was ass, though. Two different teams, probably.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            this was the only 3D action sequence this season

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Harley vs Jinx existed, and looks like it was choreographed by the most inept Peking Opera house student they could find.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The ending was the worst part honestly.
          >Predator flops over and immediately activates his self destruct
          >Boba stands there like a jackass
          >just tanks the fricking explosion point blank because of EU wank
          The only good part was Predator mimicking Fett's words from earlier but it would have been a lot better if they made it a more distorted, imperfect imitation like "Want some candy?"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >>just tanks the fricking explosion point blank because of EU wank
            It wasn't point blank
            The ship was far away

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              We saw Boba limp back to the ship after the blast, it cut away with Fett literally standing over the Predator. They could have at least shown Fett realizing what was going on by the Pred's last words and trying to jet out.
              As it was it makes Fett look like an idiot who got lucky because he's just absurdly durable.
              So really, typing that, maybe it's more in character this way.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I meant the Predator's ship
                That blew up and Boba was far enough away from the epicenter

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Anon the ship didn't blow up, the wrist gauntlet blew up.
                That's, one of the most iconic things about the Predator. Come on.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The animation itself was good except for the moronic ending. But this was so clearly a fricking Boba pity win that it's kinda hard to enjoy it fully

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Boba should've fought the Predator before Samus

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's the stats given?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So who wins Bond vs Wick assuming they're composing all 007

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’d probably give it to Bond. Mostly because Bond’s been in assloads more movies and has a lot more feats to pull from.
      Unless Wick has something I’m not accounting for.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I expect John Wick to win although I'm a Bond fan and if gadgets are allowed he should win because even though Wick has superior killing skills he's not unbeatable.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gadgets should be allowed, it would be lame if they don't use them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Don't the gadgets and experience alone give Bond the edge? He's also got way more insane feats to go off of than Wick, who is very clearly human

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In hand to hand combat, Bond has always been more of a brawler, blunt weapon. He knows martial arts like judo and he knows fencing but doesn't have the same crazy gun kata skills as Wick. If gadgets are allowed Bond will win for sure if it's just a gunfight I fear for him.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There's no way he's not getting his gadgets. At the very worst they'll do something like the original Link vs Cloud where they handpick a few gadgets for him to use, but more likely than not he'll get all of them

              Boba should've fought the Predator before Samus

              I agree with this but also in the context of this match it's a pity win

              https://i.imgur.com/ep5M5hz.jpg

              sure, since John Wick is going to fight Bond, im planning on replacing Wick vs 47 with something else

              Replace Little Mac with Joe from AnJ because otherwise the matchup is the singlest biggest stomp in DB history

              Also doesn't Kiryu stomp Ryo?

              https://i.imgur.com/ihG2nEX.jpg

              Ok

              For the ones I know off the top of my head
              >Yugi stomps Ash
              >Mordecai and Rigby stomp Finn and Jake
              >I don't know who that is vs Mega Ray but I'm assuming that's Bahamut in which case Bahamut stomps
              >Loki wins because lolcomics

              https://i.imgur.com/1UgSWqT.jpg

              Sure.

              >Manhunter wins because lolDC
              >I haven't read Homestuck but I feel like Dave wins because Homestuck has absolutely moronic powerscaling from what I've seen and Homura isn't even one of the stronger magical girls in her own series
              >Kirk probably wins unless there's some weird Legends scaling I don't know about
              >I want Clementine to win

              https://i.imgur.com/OhKvA06.jpg

              Post fights you want to see.

              >Asura probably wins because Asura
              >Viewtiful Joe could win but I don't know enough about him.
              >Scrooge clears Wario

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't know who that is vs Mega Ray but I'm assuming that's Bahamut in which case Bahamut stomps
                Yeah, it's Bahamut. I'm more fond of FF14 Bahamut specifically vs Deathwing.
                >Homura isn't even one of the stronger magical girls in her own series
                Doesn't she steal some god powers or something?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Doesn't she steal some god powers or something?
                She does but the actual combat capabilities of it are featless. Not to mention her possession of them is tenuous at best. Maybe you could scale it to Madokami's wish but that's also pretty featless and hard to apply to actual combat.

                All you can really apply to combat with Homura is her base which, while strong, isn't on the level of characters like Mami. Not to mention she really relies on prep to pull off her most devastating shit (like her assault on Walpurgisnacht)

                Also I'm pretty sure Dave becomes some sort of God at some point or whatever the equivalent is in Homestuck. Like I said, I haven't read it, but I know some absolutely insane shit happens there.

                >Asura probably wins
                >normal universal vs whatever number of universal Beerus is again + existence erasure

                Can't Asura just negate that shit? I admit I'm not too familiar with Asura I just know he's capable of stupid shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                no not really

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Death Battle strikes me as the type of group to just say she's equal to the power she stole, anyways. Jonathan just scaled to what Dio did with his body after his death with absolutely no logic behind it. They'd probably just say the anime girl is equal to the power of the god she stole it all from, and call it a day.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that sounds about right. Only issue is, like I mentioned, that the god she stole it from (Madokami) is arguably featless outside of manipping reality to erase Witches forever and create the Law of Cycles.

                I don't know how they'd translate that to combat capability

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >manipping reality to erase Witches forever
                I understand this part. That sounds pretty good, erasing a concept's generally pretty high tier.
                >and create the Law of Cycles
                I don't understand this part. Is this really powerful? How many universes?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't understand this part. Is this really powerful? How many universes?

                The Law of Cycles is universal I believe (could be wrong because Madoka is fricking weird) but essentially it's a guarantee that the moment a magical girl could turn into a witch, her soul is taken by Madokami herself to magical girl heaven.

                It's incredibly powerful but was broken by Homura when she took Madokami's power for herself . We don't quite know if it was erased entirely or if it's still around though

                TLDR Madokami is/was obscenely powerful, albeit limited to our universe (I think. Like I said, Madoka is fricking weird), so in theory Akuma Homura (the fanon name for Homura after taking that power) would also be that strong.

                Again, that's just speculation and given the tenuous nature of Homura's powers and what's she's capable of in this form, it's hard to really get anything concrete.

                In theory, the new movie should help clear some things up but more likely than not it'll muddy things up further

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Actually now that I think about it, depending on how you interpret timelines, Madoka, and Madokami by extension, could be multiversal, since the only reason Madoka was able to make her wish in the first place and become Madokami is because the fates of countless timelines had been tied to her by Homura jumping timelines for 12 years straight.

                But that requires applying a weird definition of multiversal

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That "magical girl heaven" part in your other post alone is probably enough to Death Battle to interpret her as universe level. They'll say she made it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll be honest, that's really flaky sounding but it's definitely enough to get this Homura girl to universe level by Death Battle's really loose standards. Boba Fett and the Predator are now both FTL. Is this new movie going to be about her? Did she steal this power at the end of the series?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                <That's really flaky sounding

                Welcome to Madoka, where every power level discussion is punctuated by "I guess"

                >Is this new movie going to be about her?

                She's certainly going to play a big role considering the last movie ended with her taking Madokami's power. However, from the title it seems like it's going to focus a lot on Walpurgisnacht (The big Witch that killed the original Madoka and caused Homura to make her wish to go back in time and save Madoka leading to the series and the inevitably creation of Madokami)

                >Did she steal this power at the end of the series?

                Not the original anime. That ended with Madoka becoming Madokami and creating the Law of Cycles before retconning her human self out of existence (except for Homura who still remembered her)

                The third movie, Rebellion, is where Homura goes absolutely apeshit and after a very convoluted series of events, steals Madokami's powers, rewrites reality so neither her nor her friends become magical girls, and kinda fricks everything up for everyone.

                That "magical girl heaven" part in your other post alone is probably enough to Death Battle to interpret her as universe level. They'll say she made it.

                Yeah you're right. Honestly it's not even that much of a stretch to say she made it considering that her wish was to get rid of Witches forever (which was so powerful she literally did this for both the future AND the past since magical girls and Witches had existed since the dawn of man)

                The only question is if they wank that to multiversal, because if so that means multiversal Akuma Homura, which changes the game.

                But that leaves open the question of what Dave or Dirk or whoever the frick is capable of. We got any Homestuck gays here who can give me a rundown of what they're capable of?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She stole it in the post-series movie

                Well, given what you say these anime girls are probably at universe level by Death Battle's really low standards for universe level. I'm going to assume you're telling the truth about this, because most of this frankly sounds like nonsense. I'm going to trust you didn't make this all up on the spot.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                She stole it in the post-series movie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Asura probably wins
                >normal universal vs whatever number of universal Beerus is again + existence erasure

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well since there's a 50/50 chance of Raiden winning next week, what're Excalibur's feats and how does Mr.Standing Here I Realize compare to them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's a paid match. Excalibur is winning

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The match is a paid shill match, anon. I'm so sorry. Raiden is not winning. If it's any consolation, this match is probably going to be remembered as effectively a glorified DBX akin to Mewtwo vs Vegeta and The Boys shill episode.

        I refuse to break this easily. I will cope for a full week until I visibly see Raiden get merked the same way Wolvy did.
        But I'm sure Tencent isn't petty enough to make Raiden die like that, right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My condolences, anon.

          There is no reason compare feats for this fight.
          https://twitter.com/PlayWarframe/status/1543317622212546560

          Christ alive, that's so fricking blatant. I wonder if Konami is going to copyright strike this shit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's China, the nation so petty they banned Winnie the Pooh in all forms because people jokingly called Xi that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Can't Konami just counter pay whatever they paid?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Konami
          >putting in any fricking effort into anything
          lol
          lmao even

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It will be a lot easier, and a lot more likely by the standards of Jap companies, to just copyright strike that shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The match is a paid shill match, anon. I'm so sorry. Raiden is not winning. If it's any consolation, this match is probably going to be remembered as effectively a glorified DBX akin to Mewtwo vs Vegeta and The Boys shill episode.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is no reason compare feats for this fight.
      https://twitter.com/PlayWarframe/status/1543317622212546560

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://twitter.com/victoriamikoto/status/1543416155045511175

        Jesus, even the people on twitter are getting at them. At least some people are aware that this is just blatant shilling.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watching the fight with it's slow animations
    >notice they're so lazy they have boba repeat "you're mine" twice.
    >have him obviously say the famous line
    it just keeps getting lazier..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they're so lazy they have boba repeat "you're mine" twice.
      The second time came from the Predator's audio recorder, dumbass

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >like clockwork midwits show up to defend a declining show
        it was bad, like they were fighting underwater.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Make a moronic argument as to why the fight was bad
          >Assume I'm defending the show itself

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who should fight Austin Powers?
    Ace Ventura?
    Maxwell Smart?
    Johnny English?
    Sterling Archer?
    Black Dynamite?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Johnny English, for sure.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post perfect matches that will never happen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, Ikki is Jean's most credible non-capeshit opponent. It might happen. I'd certainly like to see it.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they gave the Predator infrared without his mask instead of the all-red vision
    Lame

  17. 2 years ago
    CapeworldComics

    I take it you didn't see Beerus vs Galaxia and like, any high level DC fight.

    It's 9 universes as a pity wank vs someone that's going to get 4 digits as a conservative estimate. It's such a stomp its not even on their radar. Sailor Moon is more likely to fight Amethyst before they feed her to Superman scaling.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sailor Moon was already universal in Pharoah 90 and new translations have their Super Sailor forms at a 10,000 multiplier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So 10,000 universes vs somebody who scales to billions (100 trillion light years) to octodecillions (60 trillion light years per half second)?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That’s just Jupiter with the scaling. Not to mention Moon has WAY too much Hax

          • 2 years ago
            CapeworldComics

            1. They don't buy the wank. You will get 9 universes for Sailor Moon and they will put an asterisk by it.

            2. Even if they did, Supergirl gets Flash/Superman/Zatanna/Lantern scaling. She's on a vastly higher level.

            3. Sailor Moon's hax won't save her.

            https://i.imgur.com/ZVoDPzb.gif

            For frick's sake they can't help themselves.
            They had more than enough points for a convincing Fett win between the flamethrower obstructing Pred's vision, the helmet and jetpack negating Pred's stealth, and Beskar being stronger and covering more of Fett than the Pred's own armor.
            But they couldn't help themselves from wanking the one fricking time some moron wrote Boba lightsaber fighting Vader and had to make Boba being FTL and a secret sith lord a huge chunk of their reasoning.

            I hated the stupid laser scythe vs lightsaber portion. It was way too chuuni looking. They should have stuck to their usual gear.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >1. They don't buy the wank. You will get 9 universes for Sailor Moon and they will put an asterisk by it.
              That was before current translations
              >2. Even if they did, Supergirl gets Flash/Superman/Zatanna/Lantern scaling. She's on a vastly higher level.
              None of them could destroy a universe casually like Jupiter destroyed the Tau Star system
              >3. Sailor Moon's hax won't save her.
              She can simply prevent Supergirl from existing

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It looked like they had no idea how to make the scythe vs saber part look good.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sailor Moon is more likely to fight Amethyst before they feed her to Superman scaling.
      No one knows who Amethyst is.

      • 2 years ago
        CapeworldComics

        Exactly, and its still more likely to happen than Supergirl because they see it as that much of a bloodbatch. Supergirl could kill a whole universe full of Sailor Moons. She's an invalid comparatively.

        Dragon Quest wen?

        They aren't based enough, unfortunately. Erdrick would be so much fun to have.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Supergirl could kill a whole universe full of Sailor Moons. She's an invalid comparatively.
          >Saying this when even base Jupiter can destroy a universe
          >When Supergirl can’t even heal from erasure

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Supergirl could kill a whole universe full of Sailor Moons
          Remind me, what is a kryptonian's third most common weakness after kryptonite and red sunlight? And what is Sailor Moon powered by?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sailor Moon is more likely to fight Amethyst before they feed her to Superman scaling.
      No one knows who Amethyst is.

      Sailor Moon isn't fighting "Obsecure DC character 74".
      If she gets an episode it will be against Seiya or another magical girl (so whoever they prefer out of Nanoha, Madoka or Sakura).

      • 2 years ago
        CapeworldComics

        Yes, and that's a point. They aren't going to put her against Amethyst, but even so, that's still more likely than feeding her to Supergirl.

        >Supergirl could kill a whole universe full of Sailor Moons
        Remind me, what is a kryptonian's third most common weakness after kryptonite and red sunlight? And what is Sailor Moon powered by?

        Usagi doesn't even scale to Zatanna's rabbits. She's like a random gangster holding a piece of kryptonite and Superman wants to murder them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ultraguy wanted to do Supergirl vs Usagi as far as I remember

          • 2 years ago
            CapeworldComics

            Yeah, and you can see why he wasn't able to get it made.

            Swan probably busted a gut when he proposed it.

            9 universes. 9. Have you seen the numbers they've been throwing out lately?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                CapeworldComics

                This is what SMgays are up against and they think they can win.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Moon is easily hundreds of times stronger than Super Sailor Jupiter

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What is the logic?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                There is none.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Scaling base Hulk to universal, a single MU being 1+ trillion light years across which is bigger than the observable universes and thus worth multiple observable universes (not sure WHY they do this since it's in the name, it's just the observable, not our whole cosmos...), and then using Umar sex calcs to make Worldbreaker Hulk 100+ times universe busting, combined with the alleged size of the MU and you get those numbers,
                The speed wank came from a fight between Ares and Nate Grey in Dark Avengers. Nate has this vague power that allows him to move in a single planck second which also lets him affect the timeline. Ares followed him into the planck second and they had a whole ass fight in the planck. Your personal grievances with the nature of this feat aside, this is the logic they used, and the calc was probably a lowball because there's no reason to assume their fight took place throughout a whole planck; since the power was still active by their own logic they must've fought in less than a planck instant. Ares is traditionally and repeatedly inferior to Thor, so Thor got that scaling
                I'm surprised they didn't make Thor's World Engine feat multiverse level considering Yggdrasil apparently has infinite universes and cosmologies.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Wtf

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Waking up in the morning knowing I will never believe something this stupid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You just know if Dragon Ball stated that it's universe is 500 trillion lightyears they'd do that shit

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Base Jupiter was able to do what took great effort for Zatanna to do that and that is without multipliers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Beerus vs Galaxia went down to universe worthyness, something galaxia had the clear advantage. In fact she had every advantage except in experience.

      This is what SMgays are up against and they think they can win.

      tripgay NOBODY in their right mind wants moon vs capeshit characters. Nobody.If she's end up fighting western mgs, it would probably be bloom or even star. But capeshit? Nah

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Galaxia had no way of winning because Sailor is only planetary

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          tau star system already puts her in galaxy level at least, even if you say the galaxy is small, lets say segue 2 small, it would still be above beerus 36 lys universal

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You mean Nebula which is smaller

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The name isn't important when the actual visual representation indicates otherwise.

              https://i.imgur.com/QZKOzoi.png

              One day, hopefully.

              Gil will probably fight dr doom or lose against generic DC character #38274. Yukari will be outright feed to generic DC character #283838

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes it does when it’s called a nebula that needs Earth

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It was also called a mini universe

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seiya vs Usagi
    Ikki vs Jean
    What blind character would be a good match for Shiryu?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Piccolo

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dragon Quest wen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I like the Luminary vs Link although that's a stomp
      I've heard that the research team like Erdrick vs Marth for some reason
      Usopp vs Pop would be kino
      Also a dbx between an army of slimes and an army of Jack Frosts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Usopp vs Pop would be kino
        Pop stomps, though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Erdrick vs Marth for some reason
        They kinda have a heroic bloodline thing going with Erdrick ->DQ1 Hero ->DQ2 Party and Marth->Chrom->Lucina.
        Through honestly, kinda a stretch and just another example of how nobody actually likes Marth for himself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Warrior of Light vs Descendant of Erdrick? FF1 vs DQ1? Hell, Square owns both. Let them sponsor it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Give me a DQ 1-12 MC Battle Royal NOW. Yes, that includes the one where you make your own angel.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eight vs Byleth might be good

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amy isn't strong enough to fight Sailor Moon
    Anything past issue 12 of her ongoing is not canon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why not

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For frick's sake they can't help themselves.
    They had more than enough points for a convincing Fett win between the flamethrower obstructing Pred's vision, the helmet and jetpack negating Pred's stealth, and Beskar being stronger and covering more of Fett than the Pred's own armor.
    But they couldn't help themselves from wanking the one fricking time some moron wrote Boba lightsaber fighting Vader and had to make Boba being FTL and a secret sith lord a huge chunk of their reasoning.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All it takes is one dodge laser blast. The writer doesn't even realize his mistake

      https://i.imgur.com/NatTUm0.jpg

      I hate this. Characters don't need such stupid numbers (that lose meaning after two many zeros anyway) to be powerful and impressive. There must be someone who doesn't need that to be cool.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >There must be someone who doesn't need that to be cool.

        There are two characters who're cool without big numbers.

      • 2 years ago
        CapeworldComics

        The characters are called Thor and Vegeta. They only get the stupid numbers when interpreted by people with brain worms.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or the fact that they fricking cherry picked Plamsa Sycthe from Extinction when Extinction literally gives Predator a armor that would give him practical invulnerability to Plasma + Fire.

      This is fricking bullshit. Happy for Bobabros but Predator got fricking robbed, end of story.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Destroyah

    ?t=14

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Straw Hats vs the Edens Zero crew would be a fun match

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think the Straw Hats have good synergy. Especially Luffy who hogs all the matches for himself, he isn't a team player.

      Which in a battle with no plot shields involved, is quite bad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you just completely forgetting SHs vs Oars, the Pacifista and plenty of movies?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not much as that as I am remembering all of Luffy's recent fights. The dude gets in the way too much whenever he gets excited.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Luffy's only team fight in recent history was against Kaido for the first round, and he didn't do anything really disruptive. Certainly not what Mashima does in his works.
            >Durr lemme just KO my own partner, win 2v1 then give a speech about how I won because of Friendship.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kyle has the advantage because he's a weeb who would know everything about Simon

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sailor Moon vs Mary Marvel would be more thematic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lol do you even remember how bullshit billy was

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        since when is Billy only as strong as Mary?

    • 2 years ago
      CapeworldComics

      lol do you even remember how bullshit billy was

      Swan posts a panel of Billy fighting Superman and Usagi dies a humiliating death.

      I don't know why SMgays want to be blown the frick out so badly. Stick to Sakura. Stick to Madoka. Know your role, stay in your place, keep to your lane.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Superman
        >Against someone who can destroy 10,000 universes as a minimum, can destroy cosmologies with a paradox, and can heal from any damage

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Jupiter
    You guys mean Saturn, right?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't Otto just marry DC comics if he likes it so much?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Clow Reed would beat every single magic user in DC

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Would he now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how strong is he?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Copypasting from some other anon
        >The guy who made the Clow Cards that are the focus of Card Captor Sakura. Basically a superwizard that merged together two completely unrelated schools of magic from different parts of the world and used their combined power to create a system that lets him bind and control... fricking anything, really. Magical creatures, gods, fundamental laws of physics, vague concepts... any of that and more he can bind into a card that robs it of any ability to act on its own and instead enslaves it to his will, allowing himself to call upon its power whenever he wants. He made a whole deck of these cards, allowing him a wide variety of powers from simple stuff like controlling different elements or making thing shrink or grow, to stuff like deleting things from the timeline with a 24hour undo window in case he didn't like the new timeline, or making a book where anything he writes in it becomes real.
        >And then he left these cards behind in a locked up box, because he didn't need them anymore. His mastery of magic made such things trivial to him, and he fricked off to explore the multiverse. In the current timeline, he exists in a weird metaphysical state because he can't physically enter universes anymore without warping and unraveling the laws of physics and eventually destroying the universe simply as a side effect of existing within it. He has so much magic reality can't handle it.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The day of reckoning is near

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The animation potential
      This could be a lot of fun stuff with all the creativity that comes with a Lantern fight, you can have a long ranged battle with Sinestro's Lantern constructs vs Terumi's Ouroboros, a close ranged fight which you could expect with a fight with a fighting game character. I do really like the dynamic of Sinestro just trying to find a way of killing Terumi (as his ability to just say no to death is definitely a known aspect of his character) which could really show Sinestro be a total ass with the ways he tries to kill Terumi, cuz in the comics he's actually get a lot of buttholery moments like Terumi, eventually Sinestro would realise that Terumi exist through fear and summon Parallax to vore him, just for Terumi not giving a shit and countering by summoning Susanoo, and the kill could be Terumi disabling Sinestro's ring and making him totally fall into utter despair .

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd kill for this but the chances of a BB match happening any time soon are sadly slim imo

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who'd be a good opponent for Shirou?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dies to Hakumen twice

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has a suicide bomb EVER worked?
    I can't remember in fiction a single instance of it working.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cell's worked technically, it killed Goku.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gamera the Brave? Off the top of my head. Seemed to work pretty fine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HunterXHunter.

      You should already know the fight in question.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In Invincible, Rex Splode killed a Mark from another universe by using his own skeleton as a bomb.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WAT

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Crickey

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh yeah I forgot about that. AU Marks were so weird, like how some could Kill Spawn and others just jobbed.

    • 2 years ago
      CapeworldComics

      9/11

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DC Universe this, Multiverses that
    Simple, just cut the head of the snake itself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anons ITT will probably tell you Hal Jordan Wally West and Superman can defeat the Presence, the Source and the Overmonitor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They can.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they can't even beat Mxy and the Spectre

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Mxy
            World Forger is > him and Superman one shot him.
            >Spectre
            Beaten by Parallax who Hal has stalemated.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              WF is not above Mxy when he's trodding a lower dimension and Superman "one shot" him after being amped by all the suns in the universe so kind of not his base.
              Spectre defeats Superman and Superman tiers as a side effect and he's one of the biggest jobbers in DC.

              The characters are called Thor and Vegeta. They only get the stupid numbers when interpreted by people with brain worms.

              Doesn't seem to be any worse than what you DC worshippers (and yes it is idolatry and worship that you do) are guilty of in these threads

              • 2 years ago
                CapeworldComics

                Mashalla, there is but one Superman and Jimmy Olsen is his prophet, blessings and peace be upon his bowtie.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You jest and bandy your words, black man

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Otto is Latinx not black.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Alhamdulillah, brother.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >trodding a lower dimension
                They were in the 6th dimension. And Superman was only amped by 6 suns (on panel) after he was almost dead from lack of sunlight. Cope.
                >Spectre defeats Superman
                Superman > Hal ~ Parallax > Spectre.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Complete and total headcanon holy shit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don’t feed the troll. There’s always one guy here that pushes the “Superman is omnipotent” meme to get (you)s.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don’t feed the troll. There’s always one guy here that pushes the “Superman is omnipotent” meme to get (you)s.

                Legitimate cope. You KNOW Superman beats your favorite character. You just KNOW it. Superman one shots the entirety of all fictional verses.

                >literally scales above the concept of cardinality and the ideation of ‘scale’ or ‘size’ of a set in a manner analogous to a dialectical manner of historical idealism
                >can one-shot and overcome barriers consisting of cabalistic aggregations of all possible hyper-temporal modes in any possible relativistic worldline
                >is a narrative exemplification of total transdual ‘being’, ‘being’ beyond the negative and positive juxtaposition that is story and non-story
                >can tank entire metaverses worth of narrative material being shot at him, with any metaphysical ‘amount’ of this material being able to reset Type 4 Metaverses beyond any set theoretic axiomatic framework
                >Metaverses themselves transcend infinite Type 3 Multiverses infinitely, consisting of axioms that are completely contradictory in reality, leading to infinite principle of explosion type events where 0 = 1, which blows past any ‘type’ of infinity or Multiverse (including Type 4)
                >Is the manifestation beyond a type-omega-bit consciousness, is the post-Hegelian idea of an ‘Obermensch’ in the most Gnostic and anti-Hylic mode of existence; is capable of breaking through ‘the end of history’ as a reification of all goodness in any type of human collective consciousness or unconsciousness

                HE. CANNOT. BE. BEATEN.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Sugg

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                His son? Gay. His wife? Belongs in the streets? His a hole? Property of the russians. Super"man" everyone

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He's apparently circumcised or so they say...

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Krypton is Israel so it's entirely possible he was either born without a foreskin or circumcised at birth

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Superman one shots the entirety of all fictional verses
                at least you agree these two stomp Superman

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just how many copypastas do you have for this homosexual cape?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                He has around a couple dozen variations of this one shitpost. It's honestly Barneygay levels of schizo.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >YOU WANNA GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE HULKSTER SUPERMAN? YOU WANNA GO ONE ON ONE WITH THESE 24 INCH PYTHONS?!!!!!!! YOU CANT HANDLE THE POWER OF HULKAMANIA!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATCHO GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU BROTHER!!!!!!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                If people need to look up what cardinality means then the feat is useless.

                He can pick up a: truck.
                He can pick up a: tank.
                He can pick up a: science equation the writers don't even know how it works.

                Can you spot the obvious?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But they can't defeat batman and his little family whom are the reason DC is still alive kek

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They literally got fricking raped by an old man boosted by a smidgen of Great Darkness juice. Get the frick out of here, DCgay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/jjUcvD8.jpg

        They can.

        But can they beat the force behind Hulkamania?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that DC is the strongest verse. It’s literally beyond cardinality altogether.
    >b-b-but
    A SINGLE DC universe adheres to Bohm’s holomovement which is > set theoretic cardinalities.

    You LOST.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He jobbed to Venom bruh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >DC loses to this

      Since I own a shredder, I'm officially above all of DC AND fiction. Kneel weaklings.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What about fiction that isn't portrayed through paper?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I can shred or burn CD's anon. I can also break pots, tear scrolls, turn off music, destroy film and so on. I am above fiction.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can't kill an idea

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/VUIR71P.jpg

        God wouldn't care. I'll even ask him myself when I see him.

        [...]
        Drawings and words on paper are not an idea, so I can very easily destroy it. Superman? Fodder. Goku? More like Gokwho. DC? Marvel? Imageverse? All get mogged by the SHREDDER, and since I can destroy a shredder, that means I'm above fiction. Checkmate.

        uh oh Shredderbros

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Shredder solos all of fiction
          >Water beats shredder
          >I drink water daily

          It's too easy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The Booty Warrior
            Pathetic. Everyone knows that I am the God of Rape:

            https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/120991252/#120991252

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Literal blue balls from The Booty GOD not allowing him to cum

              Kneel, Doctor Manbottom. Fleece has fricked black men, blue men ain't any different.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think you know who you're dealing with. I've raped so many characters and people that I can make the entire multiverse my harem. Not even real life is safe from me. What's a clumsy rapist like you who slipped on a bar of soap in prison to an eternal god like me? The world's fastest and strongest rapist is no more of a threat to me than it's richest israelite. Now kneel and suck my wiener.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Manhattan can and will lower himself onto anybody's dick if the israelites deem it necessary hothead

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't think you know who you're dealing wi- SLUUURP SLURP ACK ACK ACK

                Huh? Speak up bottom, Fleece Johnson can't understand his b***h when they're too busy slobbering on his knob. Your multiverse harem means nothing in here. I'm the KING of prison, and the second you step onto my turf you become property of Fleece regardless of how many fodder holes you've raped. In the prison system, everyone and everything is mine if I likes it, and right now Fleece likes ya, and he wants yah. So we can either do this the easy way or the hard way.

                https://i.imgur.com/4SUOEN4.jpg

                [...]
                Hey buddy. I'm a better rapist than you.

                >He wears a mask so he can't kiss his victim mid-rape

                Weak. You're below blue balls over there.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Weak. You're below blue balls over there.
                b***h please. You slipped over a bar of soap and got you nuts kicked in. I can handle soap no problem.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/Q0bb9Y8.jpg

            >Literal blue balls from The Booty GOD not allowing him to cum

            Kneel, Doctor Manbottom. Fleece has fricked black men, blue men ain't any different.

            Hey buddy. I'm a better rapist than you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Define cardinality

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >(D)Copers have yet to answer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus is above them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that DC's multiverse is a moronic layered vibrational mess that falls apart at the seams every other week and each universe within it overlaps the same physical space.
      Reminder that DC's multiverse decide to separate the pantheons of gods and other dimensions like Apokolips from individual universes meaning there's only one of each.
      Reminder that Marvel made none of these stupid decisions and has an exponentially larger multiverse filled with individual universes with countless dimensions and gods.
      Reminder that just 616 by itself is pretty comparable to the entirety of Grant Morrison's dumb DC multiverse map.
      Reminder that Eternity is orders of magnitude larger than the DC multiverse. Reminder that Living Tribunal could judge DC unworthy of continued existence and it would cease to be.
      Reminder that Marvel is the strongest verse.
      Reminder that butthurt DC gays WILL reply to this post with blatantly obvious wank and astronomical amounts of seething.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >616 by itself is pretty comparable to the entirety of Grant Morrison's dumb DC multiverse map.
        this is one of the most scalding hot takes i've ever seen in my life. well done, anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that TOAA, TOBA, and the Beyonders all lost to time travel.
        Reminder that Marvel as a whole is sub-4D.
        Reminder that Booster Gold solos Marvel.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The bastardization of TOAA is the single most criminal thing Marvel hacks have ever done.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          TOBA didn't lose to time travel and it was Thanos who was foiled by it; conversely Pralaya could do nothing against time stop. Marvel has higher dimensions. Booster is irrelevant.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >TOBA didn’t lose to time travel
            Yes he did. He lost to a time traveling mosquito which was intercepted by the Leader who foiled TOBA’s plans in incarnating into the Hulk and destroying the 8th Multivsrse.
            >Thanos
            Who had absorbed TOAA. See pic related.
            >Marvel has higher dimensions
            Which are all sub-4D.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              TOAA/TOBA literally wrote that into being.
              I didn't say otherwise.
              Now you're just being disingenuous out of bitterness for Anon's entirely correct post

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And as promised, blatantly obvious wank and seething, with lying your pants off as an added bonus. Stooping to WIS/PIS though? That's risky, my friend. You're standing in a glass house right now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are people seriously still not over Wukong beating Herc?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Just accept that the finite mountain is an infinite multiverse Chud
      >Who cares about Jim he's not as smart as Louxi
      It's never going to be over until the great sage equal to fanfic Louxi kow tows.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have fun perpetually seething before the might of the Monkey CHAD then kek

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      Battleboarders are cancer who don't understand storytelling.

      This, most of the time.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Battleboarders are cancer who don't understand storytelling.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One day, hopefully.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only other good opponent for Yukari I can think of is Sunbutt

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I just want to see if they frick up the GOB vs gaps projectile clash.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's also the jojo character that zun based her off. And I hope they do it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >comics have been made canon to the cartoon
          >multiversal ponies will happen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What's what?
      >Capeshit?
      >Sure!

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should have fought Wolf instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that furry is not getting onto the show

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which Excalibur are they using?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Warframe

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Spectre literally canonically beat Silver Age Superman

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone ITT is probably going to Hell for real just for idolatry and over fictional characters that you KNOW are fictional to boot it makes you wonder how God would feel about this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not devoutly religious, but I do think there's a God

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >legitimately saying we’re going to hell because of shitposting
      And God is all knowing, the wise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shitposting is fine. Idolatry is not.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I resist idolatry in my knowledge of the Lord Christ as God.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God wouldn't care. I'll even ask him myself when I see him.

      You can't kill an idea

      Drawings and words on paper are not an idea, so I can very easily destroy it. Superman? Fodder. Goku? More like Gokwho. DC? Marvel? Imageverse? All get mogged by the SHREDDER, and since I can destroy a shredder, that means I'm above fiction. Checkmate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your presumptions will not do you well in the end.

        I resist idolatry in my knowledge of the Lord Christ as God.

        What you say and what you do are different things. Pride and fall, anon.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ironic. Do not fear that much, anon. Only fear God.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No need to be incoherent, anonymous. You either stop the idolatry or you don't. No need for these coping mechanisms.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Continually participating in incoherence, anon? You either submit to Christ’s body or you don’t. These psychological chicaneries are not necessitated.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Now you're being facetious in your rants about the Lord. How... irksome you are.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I find that your passive aggressiveness has accelerated, anon. Why do you not have any semblance of patience in your assumptions?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You're seeing things, with all due respect, which isn't much. Of course the defender of idolatry would engage in pilpul.. don't bother replying to this post. If you do, however, I'll know you've only ever been a flippant child throughout this exchange.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you for telling me all I had to know anon. I will pray for you.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let's make things even SPICIER...
    Kuchiyose no Sakuragay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't matter if you bait me, Retsuden is getting a manga and you'll soon see all about Sakura's hidden feats.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sakura has no defenses against subatomic attacks.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chakra can block subatomic attacks, though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It cannot

            Isn't Eve basically Manhattan-lite
            Why put Sakura agains her?

            Yes

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It can

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >raiden
    Offcourse, the not overused meme guy would get another one

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Eve basically Manhattan-lite
    Why put Sakura agains her?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Chakra can't block sub-atomic attacks-
    BOOM, debunked.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Legion can canonically tear atoms apart with her attacks.

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seththeprogrammer should debunk the claim that he's a dicklet. Ottobro btw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You don't like his discussion about Immeasurable High Hyperversal Dragon Ball?

      • 2 years ago
        Ottobro

        I only like his strong and muscular whiteboi body

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any cool literary characters that could be in death battle? I quite like Conan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The robot of I have not mouth and I must scream.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gilgamesh, the human one not the homosexual anime one or the 8 arm one

        Dark Tower. If only for the resultant seething.

        Anyone from the cosmere or Parahumans could work.

        Any matchups for these characters and settings, then?
        For me, it would be something a tad exotic like Elric of Melniboné vs Adam Warlock

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pennywise vs Parallax.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Deadlight solos

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't let the DCgays hear you say that.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              That only works on humans

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. Works on ghosts, other demons, descendants of Eld and a whole host of things.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think I saw Skitter vs Ladybug from Miraculous. Fat chance we ever get that over Ladybug vs Spider-Man or Randy Cunningham though. The former is popular, and the latter is pretty thematic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Beowulf vs Gilgamesh is OG Gilgamesh's most popular matchup

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gilgamesh, the human one not the homosexual anime one or the 8 arm one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        [...]
        Any matchups for these characters and settings, then?
        For me, it would be something a tad exotic like Elric of Melniboné vs Adam Warlock

        To set an unbreakable record for "longest time gap in origin between two characters", they could try to have Gil and Enkidu fight Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox. Plus, it lets Gil fight alongside Enkidu once more, which I looked for and found lacking in most of Gil's other suggestions. Like Finn with Jake and Mordecai with Rigby, it felt kind of bad to have Gil fight without his best friend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf vs Dumbledore is fricking overdue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is strange the lack of hp characters in all these years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Gandalf stomps.
        reminder that HPMOR is better than regular Harry Potter and that version of Dumbledore stomps

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >MOR
          You’re so fricking pathetic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cope

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cringiest story ever. All it does is say you need a lot of physics to do magic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That’s not what the story says whatsoever.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s how it starts. He says you need to be a god to become a cat because thermal physics or something

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                No, he says in order to completely ignore physics you would need to have some sort of power that’s beyond comprehension which is true, albeit expressed through a traumatized sociopathic pre-teen

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That is so fricking cringe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                More cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s very reddity. Like just have it be fricking magic you don’t have to be gay with it
                No one wants 80 pages of text saying Beta Ray Bill isn’t possible

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well, it is possible, just that it didn’t seem possible earlier. And it’s not ‘80 pages’ saying it’s impossible. Just a general exposition going from the world of ‘this is totally impossible’ to the world of real magic. And yes, it’s reddity. But it’s kino nonetheless.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Just a general exposition going from the world of ‘this is totally impossible’ to the world of real magic.
                No one wants that shit. Just be amazed by magic you little wienersucker

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no you can’t have some initial disbelief about something impossible in a story about impossibility, because, you just CAN’T, okay?
                Kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Just so cringe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s gay to do that. Just do a regular story about a normal kid.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Refer to

                >no you can’t have some initial disbelief about something impossible in a story about impossibility, because, you just CAN’T, okay?
                Kek

                again.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It’s still gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Well keep coping. MOR is better than the original series, which is shit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Oh it is better
                But it’s also not good

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                More cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care for BRB.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Likes Rationalist Harry Potter Fanfiction
                >Doesn’t like Beta Ray Bill
                Did you have surgery to have your balls removed and replaced with ovaries?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That’s not me. I like BRB.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not in that argument I just don't like Bill's gary stu ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Conan vs Tarzan might be fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Tower. If only for the resultant seething.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone from the cosmere or Parahumans could work.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Parahumans
        Inb4 Otto schizo screeching.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cosmere
        Chad, what are you doing here this Sunday afternoon? Nothing better to do?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Parahumans
        Using parahumans will be scrapping the barrel for curbstomp fodder. I can even imagine that they will use an Endbringer for this and then bring out another character from DC that can casually dish out a force of a collapsing neutron star iirc by WoG, [spoiler]which is absolute bullshit, but hey[/spoiler] needed to destroy EB's core and go to do the dishes afterwards.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >from DC that can casually dish out a force of a collapsing neutron star iirc by WoG, which is absolute bullshit, but hey needed to destroy EB's core and go to do the dishes afterwards.
          Loses to Saitama

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They'll most likely use Khepri, Contessa, or Scion if they use anything from Parahumans. Probably Scion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A number of ParahumansXCosmere fights ring to me as really fricking excellent uses for both sides. Suesebron Vs Goddess or Nilbog, Lord Ruler Vs Valkryie, Skitter vs Vin, Kaladin Vs Armsmaster. Wax vs Mrs militia.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Valkyrie when she’s serious pumps out the Damage reflection and Precog Powers in conjunction with 20-30 Grey Boy Clones/Island Dragon/Bakuda/Eidolon/[Insert Power Here], teleports to a parallel universe to build a slew of tinker doomsday devices to lob into Lord ruler’s universe or something equally disgusting after tapping into her eidolon ghost for yet more powers.

          Worm powers are cheesey like that.

          Outside of that, there is a possibility that in some situations Lord ruler could just immediately kills her by burning zinc before any powers can come online to nullify everything he could do.

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You wanna hear something really funny? You know how Godzilla is heavier than Gamera? Apparently that was the opposite with the suits IRL. The first Gamera suit weighed so fricking much that they had to hire weightlifters to portray him and even then it was too heavy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just a funny thought

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rogue vs ww rematch
    >rogue wins again
    Who would these threads react?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literal DC ape out.
      Rogue either kept her powerlevel or become weaker, while Wondy became more and more powerful thanks to DC writers who like to give gorillion number to powers and feats to their characters only to making them job later.
      Also Rogue beating Wondy would imply a lot of things about other matchups.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter because
    1, Eve has mental blocks that prevents her from damaging humans unless too much physical trauma is put into her body
    2, eve tires FAST due to caloric depletion, she can't battle for as long as Sakura does and would probably even crap herself if the battle went on for too long
    3, she needs her brain to mantain her god tier regeneration going. something that a good punch to her brainb would put an end to.

    Rev up that fricking Image scaling, because as it stands, Sakura forces Eve to shit herself to death if a fight between the two occur.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1. Her mental blockers were removed, so she doesn't need to worry about that anymore.
      2. She was capable of fighting an entire half viltrum and full viltrum army next to the sun without needing to recharge.
      3. Punching her in the head (something that has happened to her multiple times) has not hindered her ability to come back to life. Even in cases where she was senile she was able to bring herself back from the brink.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        An entire army of fodders.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fodder is very, very relative, isn't it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They were all dying on contact.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I know but I mean "In general"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sakura was useless 90% of her series.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Viltrum half-ites as strong as or stronger than Oliver when he was a teen
          >Fodder

          Someone's afraid of Eve beating Sakura huh. Also Eve could literally just make a burger out of thing air and eat it mid fight.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They were overwhelming her too. Sakura is way stronger.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Die

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you have to do it? Everybody was fine with just ignoring schizo spammers or maybe just reporting and moving on with the discussion.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He annoys me greatly

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just discussing whatever we want and ignoring his pathetic attempts at making himself noticed is good enough.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MoR
    >Rational fics in general

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They’re kino

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do we know what style Bond VS Wick will be in? No fricking way it's a sprite fight, right?

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >massive nerf
    Good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >nerf
      What?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Vsbw realized their wank there and downgraded the verse from Low 1-C to possibly 2-B

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Vsbw realized their wank there and downgraded the verse from Low 1-C to possibly 2-B

      Ness and Lucas literally don't have any fair matchups. They either curbstomp or get curbstomped.

    • 2 years ago
      CapeworldComics

      Vsbw realized their wank there and downgraded the verse from Low 1-C to possibly 2-B

      I have no idea what that means, but nerfs in general are good and healthy for vsbw. It means their brain worms are wearing off.

      what the FRICK is a yotaton?

      A yotta tons.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shut the frick up, you actual homosexual

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who wins Moon vs Seiya

        • 2 years ago
          CapeworldComics

          Seiya.

          Who do you think would win between Bond vs Wick why? Who do you think both characters should have fought instead of each other?

          Bond wins if

          1. They give him video game feats.

          2. They give him all his gear. Little Nellie solos.

          Bond should have fought 47, Wick should have fought Rambo.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why Seiya

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Otto firmly believed aizen was going to defeat madara.... If I were you I wouldn't take his opinion seriously

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And he was right. There was no way Madara should have won. Aizen's illusions etch themselves onto your soul, and worked on the guy who can literally see every conceivable future and despite literally every attempt by the whole of Soul Society WHICH INCLUDED THE PLANETARY YAMAMOTO they could not kill him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Put the trip on

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which trip? I don't believe the tripgay would even know who Yamamoto is or what Soul Society is. He'd dismiss them and make a joke about Democrats.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Naruto wankers are the minority. Anyone with common sense knows they picked the wrong winner.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Naruto characters turbo engine themselves with their soul, so anything that latches onto it won't probably stay there for long.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >video game feats
            Why that? Also, should they give him and Wick feats from their novels and comics respectively?

            How good is Bond at hand to hand combat compared to Wick?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Who do you think would win between Bond vs Wick why? Who do you think both characters should have fought instead of each other?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Bond wins

          the matchup is ass, theme is null and i feel they did it because otherwise papa rooster teeth wouldn't allow them, Bond should have fought Ethan Hunt or Jason Bourne and Wick should have fought either Rambo or Agent 47

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hey yo, trip. are you of the persuasion that vsbattles should rank half of DC as "outversal" or whatever their top ranking? the other half being street tier, of course

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >"outerversal"
          >job to joker 24/7
          lmao

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post fights you want to see.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sure.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can tell you lurk these threads a lot.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Alucard vs D
        This matchup is a fricking mess. I go check D's profile in vsbattles and they give me their usual inflated nonsense; I go to spacebattles and they give me either multiverse buster infinite speed D or mid tier level D. I go on Comicvine and I get either Beyonder level D or street tier D

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      sure, since John Wick is going to fight Bond, im planning on replacing Wick vs 47 with something else

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blackwargraymonbros, we got too wienery, this is one MU we cannot fricking win.

    We're getting a revenge match for what we did to Charizard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry they'll swap in Omegamon Zwart D who then becomes Alter-B and stomps.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of zard, who will banish him to 0-3?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ash mogs red. red won 1 championship and fricked off with his 6 pokemon from only 1 region. ash lost tournaments sure but he has much much MUCH more experience and has pokemon red doesnt even know how to combat against

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh come on. Zard can solo Monster Hunter, let's not pretend he doesn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gets Slifer'd

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Featllesslfer
        The ultra mega chicken was more powerful anyway.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DChuds talking big not realizing they got only 6 dimensions to stand on
    the dick riding is INSANE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't matter how many dimensions you have. 696,042,854,892,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lightyears. That is how big DC's multiverse is, and that's a lowball.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >DC Universe is not infinite

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          At the fricking least. I am not kidding

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          it is infinite so I don't get what that homosexual is talking about trying to downplay DC to a finite number

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >DC and Marvel writers put in big numbers because they're smoothbrains who don't know the actual calculations of things
        >Equally smooth-brained power level homosexuals take these numbers to heart
        123 decibels.
        Attosecond tier reaction speed.
        Planck time movement.
        Million/billion decibels.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's a calc I myself did

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        thats 3D dimensional space, son. a universe that is 4th dimensional completely mogs that, doesnt matter how many numbers you have.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gimme a moment

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, but what was the eye?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            are they a hierarchy of dimensions? is there proof that say, the 20th dimension in DC is infinitely greater than the 19th dimension, and the 19th dimension is infinitely greater than the 18th, and so on?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is the nth time you've posted this and the first and second images fundamentally contradict each other. Before you post the hackneyed numbers copypasta, applying 60 trillions to previously established models of cosmic expansion, that model is incompatible with the alleged expansion presented in that panel. Likewise, Magnoverse perceived the planet Earth as an atom. If the universe was so tiny that it couldn't be perceived as a microcosm by the Magno then it all falls apart because it would be functionally smaller than my fingertips TO the Magnoverse. If it were gorillions light years in every direction then it would be seen as a universe, likely covering the entire room in the Magno world

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No... not at all. Like anon said, all DCU's occupy the same physical space

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >scales to a 1 yotaton level character
    >said character actually has enough energy to create an entire dimension with stars
    One punch, that's all it takes to kill that Eve b***h.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the FRICK is a yotaton?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A big ass number.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A yottaton is the largest possible "Ton."

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is sakura's daughter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is Eve's.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sakura's daughter is literally using prostitute heels

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Okay but does she suck better dick than Terra?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dunno, ask seth

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What even is the connection between Sakura and Eve?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pink

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then she might as well just fight Amy Rose

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's probably going to fight rin tohsaka if we go by the dbx numbers

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pokespe Red =/> Ash > Game Red >>>>>>>>>>>>> Origins Red

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ash has better feats than his Pokemon. Pokemon battles to him are like wiener fights.

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tau star system mentioned
    >otto leaves
    SMbros we finally scared him off...

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Sailor Moon vs anyone

    Sailor Moon wins. People who only have the context of the American localization of the original series don't have a fricking clue how obscenely powerful Usagi is. The Chaos gods would be vaporized instantly. The Phoenix Force would barely put up a slap fight. Superman 1,000,000 would be swatted away like a fly. None of these fights would even be close.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Demi-Fiend would make Sailor Moon his maid

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a good matchup for him that doesn't stomp him/get stomped by how bullshit King Crimson is?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      With or without the assumption that his opponent needs to scale to Swank and not the actual power level of the verse?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        King Crimson's just bullshit in general.
        Precognition, the ability to ignore any and all damage done to him via time erasure, having busted strength in terms of stand power, and being able to spam the shit out of time erasure too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He's definitely more limited than people tend to think. His time erasure clearly has limits to how much it can be spammed, otherwise he wouldn't run away whenever he gets into a 2 or more v 1 situation. Plus stands are pretty definitively street level physically, outside of 1 of 2 examples that get wanked and then scaled to the entire verse even the power type stands tend to be wall level in terms of output.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jojo villains are hard to get good matchups for. A lot are hax reliant and either OHKO or just hit a wall and can't do anything.
            Diavolo loses hard to large enough AoE or someone he can't kill by punching a hole through.
            Personally I feel there's a good case for Stand high ends (SP/The World) to be building level given Jotaro knocking Priestess' teeth out, but while KC is strong I don't think he's at that high end level.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              King Crimson's completely busted my man.
              The thing is is that it's a glass cannon where it does what Star Platinum or Crazy Diamond would do in a barrage in a single hit, but the defenses it has are abysmal, which it makes up for via time erasure.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Loses to Iron Fist

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                King Crimson tears through people like ribbons
                true but it doesn't really have a ton in the way of destruction showings beyond that.
                I guess the case is always there for Stand phasing hax if he's in a matchup with someone strong enough to reasonably tank KC's strikes. I stand by, his fights, like a lot of Jojo villain fights would be either OHKOs or complete shut-outs with little in between. Most Jojo main villains canonically just go for the one shot every chance they can.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              JoJo in general is just a hard verse to work with thanks to Araki loving really specific hax based abilities.
              I have trouble buying building level high tier stands just because outside of very specific instances like that none of them ever destroy anything larger than a wall, and shit like the road roller (which was already a stupid plan) just becomes bafflingly dumb if Jotaro could have just shredded through it like wet tissue paper. Was he just holding back in order to only dent it? I assume he didn't particularly want it on top of him.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Which is why every single jojo match from now on must be against saint seiya characters

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You must really hate JoJo to sentence them to that death.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How did this manage to be their worst season yet?

    The writing, animation, and research have been dogshit. At least last season you had some good animations. Their research has always sucked dick but since Swan, Lousy, Speedy, etc arrived it has been especially putrid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >webm
      WTF? What is that??

      >DC and Marvel writers put in big numbers because they're smoothbrains who don't know the actual calculations of things
      >Equally smooth-brained power level homosexuals take these numbers to heart
      123 decibels.
      Attosecond tier reaction speed.
      Planck time movement.
      Million/billion decibels.

      Don't forget Chulk hitting the Moon with a richter scale logarithm that would functionally blow up the universe several times over. I think the number was 123.2

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This for the final half of this season, yay or nay?

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If something is called "4-D" with no elaboration or even explanation, is it 4-D?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dimensional scaling is stupid. WE are 4D because we do our thing in the 3D while being distinct from it. It's why the 4D is sometimes misconstrued as being "time" and why spatial dimensions are vectorial instead of transcendental infinities

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ‘Energy’ is a scalar quantity and not a vector. Meaning that if you are infinite dimensional a 3D being could obliterate your given they have more energy or mass.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Energy is a feature and not a dimension. The relevant issue here is that we are 4D but we are not THE 4D.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blinx is 4D, that's why Death Battle is so afraid of putting him in an episode with Ratchet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be galactus
      >appear in a terrible fantastic 4 movie more than a decade ago
      >doesn't have that many appearances in normalgaycentric media
      >still normalgays remember him and they can't wait for him to formally appear on the MCU
      is there's someone more CHADder than galactus?

      Normally no, but in death battle yes

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Doomguy vs Mephisto

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doomguy is massively overrated so probably Mephisto.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mephisto wins literally effortlessly.

        Doomguy has ultra immunity to things like magic/reality warping/demon powers.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Mephisto is just that much stronger than Doomguy that it doesn't even matter. It's the equivalent of thinking your bullet proof vest will protect you from naval artillery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mephisto wins literally effortlessly.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      CHAD Slayer solos all of Marvel and DC. Spite.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doomguy vs Kratos would be quite something if they took all the author statements at face value.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Death Battle and its consequences have been disastrous for humanity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I am trans btw

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting to like this matchup
    They are pretty much complete opposites and i love it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Slifer auto kills any Pokemon because all their attack points are below 2000

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        good point.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    on the topic of stands i remember someone arguing with me that luke cage solos jojo even though he gets hard countered by diver down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s just water

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no that's Geb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His physicals are beyond what the verse can contend with but he still can be taken down by hax like Cream or Heaven's Door.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just punch it

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Wiz: and while Superman's power is limitless within a 3D plane, Jiren's power is limitless within higher dimensions, maybe even beyond that.
    >Boomstick: and we know how poorly Superman does against higher dimensional tricksters such as Mister Mixed.. Pit... Lick. Now imagine an invincible warrior like Jiren!
    >Wiz: to be honest, it wasn't even close. We could've used the Strange Visitor and it wouldn't have changed anything.
    >Boomstick: hell, we could've used the Thought Robot and Jiren would still treat it like an action figure. I guess their powers were simply... dimensions away.
    >Wiz: the winner, is JIREN.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jiren was nerfed by toriyama to be just a bit above vegeta ssgblue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jiren is a fricking jobber who lost to GOKU of all people

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me how you would like your most wanted fight to end

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seiya kills moon, but moon reappears and kills seiya, seconds later seiya comes out from the underworld and then proceeds to kill moon again. This cycle is repeated infinitely and it is concluded as a DRAW.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >This cycle is repeated infinitely
        Now I have the Hispanic Shaman King opening stuck in my head

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Danny and Aang fighting I'm the spirit world. Aang (in the avatar state) channels all his power, with every past avatar spirit around him (just there for looks btw.)

      He unleashes one huge blast of all four elements at Danny. Huge explosion, quick cut back to Aang. Right as the cut happens you hear a full powered Ghostly Wail coming from all four sides of Aang. One from Danny and three from his clones.

      One by one the past avatars disappear, leaving only Aang. Blood erupts from his ears as the four ghostly wails hit him, taking him out of the avatar state and hurling down, hitting the ground with a heavy impact. Cue some sort of short quip from Danny and that's it. Fin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Emet-Selch and Immaculate One Rhea are in a beam clash, Rhea going full Burning Godzilla mode to push through and blast him. Transforming back drained from her fight, a light shines down and Sothis descends congratulating Rhea for vanquishing such an evil. Elated Rhea opens her arms before her heart suddenly bursts through her chest from behind as Emet goes 'How painfully predictable you are.' before Rhea falls to the ground as his illusion of Sothis fades. He wonders how useful her heart will be as a weapon before starting to walk off, stopping to tell Rhea's body that at least she'll get to see her beloved mother soon with an exhausted sigh before leaving.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How the frick would he know what Sothis looks like?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gee if only all Ascians had access to a power that lets people live through someone's memories?
          >But he has the Echo that lets you see so-
          If Fordola can get the Memory powers from a bootleg of Krile's Echo, which is ALSO a soul focused Echo then I think an Unsundered Master Sorcerer would be able to see into the past.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Santo makes Taker tap out with his clutch, but Death Battle would probably have Santo break Taker's neck with it to be edgy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >cole freezes alex's lower body with ionic freeze, immobilizing him
      >the sky starts filling with heavy storm clouds
      >cole unleashed a barrage of ionic storms
      >sky gets clear
      >cut to armored alex, now completly scorched, getting dusted by the wind

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"I've been in worse situations". Ash said with a queer smile on his face
      >The pharaoh looked stunned. How could a mere human survive the mindcrush?
      >as he was about to give out, kaiba appears out of nowhere and throws at him the millennium eye
      >I don't want to hear excuses. Don't be a disgrace Yugi
      >Atem eyes twinkled with delight, and his smugness propelled to unlimited levels
      >kaiba is right if I am about to win this duel, I must done what must be done
      >from his jacket, yugi proceeded to get the other 5 millenium items
      >meanwhile ash took out several pokeballs from his pockets and said
      >let's finnish this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Alex and Cole sit in the middle of a city they desolated. Infected corpses, giant icicle shards, tossed cars, trucks and broken buildings can be seen surrounding the two; The sky is blotted out with crackling storm clouds and a bolt of black and red lightning drops down on Cole, energizing him to full health, while Alex quickly regenerates to his normal self.

      Alex makes the first move, slashing at Cole with his bladed arm while Cole attempts to block the strikes with Gigawatt Blades. He eventually he slips up and Alex manages to get a defining stab in his stomach, but when he goes to pull out his arm he finds himself contained by Cole arc restraining the blade to his body on both ends. As Alex struggles to tear his hand free, a loud thundering boom could be heard overhead as a barrage of black bolts drop directly on the two until the clouds harboring them eventually dissipate; Only Cole is left standing, with the now charred Alex crumbling to the ground.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This Madoka discussion combined with all the DC wank earlier reminded me of a Madoka/Lucifer crossover fic I read once
    It was alright

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know what, Warframe can't possibly massacre Metal Gear more than Konami already has.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder SMT stomps the following
    Sailor Moon
    Umineko
    DC
    Marvel
    JoJo
    Bakiverse
    Xeno
    Dragon Ball
    SCP
    Transformers
    Madoka

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Baki no, all the rest yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        baki and SMT bros need to team up already

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm cool with some SMT guys, mostly Aleph I love that guy

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the universe is stated to be infinite in some verse but a character somehow manage to destroy it, is this a better feat than a character destroying a multiverse made of (insert number) of universes whose radius is (insert number) light years?

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no character can beat..
    GOOOOOOOOODZILLLLLLLAAAAAAA

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >steps on superman (superflat)
      >lasers ultra instinct goku (ultra crispy goku)
      >kicks sailor moon (sailor to-the-moon)
      >eats madoka magica (madoka magi-snack)
      >mere body temperature disintegrates every cosmology

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