>Try to make some random, dumb, run of the mill sci-fi & action flick
>Accidentally make one of the best fricking satires of modern society and a cult classic instead.
How did Marco do it?
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Demolition man (1993)
One day I’ll figure out how wiping your ass with seashells works, but alas, it is not that day.
I assume you use the concave side of one to scoop and scrape off the poo then use the convex side of another to wipe away the remaining smaller bits.
Its water blast blow dry flush ...you cant be that dumb.
You need to dull the edges of the clam, then scrape like you're picking up wet concrete off the floor.
>hairy
Good luck lmao
lol I fukken love Cinemaphile shitposting
>How did Marco do it?
Polo!
>demolition man
>starship troopers
>total recall
Action-scifi films used to be so good…
yeah...
demolition man is not a fantasy movie anymore except for some shit like cryogenics and lasers.
Don't forget the fifth element
Forget what?
>mooltipass
The joke about Arnold becoming governor was pretty good.
He was President.
Ok, that one wasn't in the script
The Schwarzenegger presidential library is referenced and it’s very rare to be president and not have been governor of somewhere
Somebody should have told Lacy that she would get brutally murdered
Holy shit, they could have saved her.
I was wondering if you would like to have sex?
Incel bros, our response?
Bullwiener was CUTE in this movie.
Yes, Officer Huxley, I'd gladly pork you into the wee hours I'd the night.
I never realized before that this scene kinda predicts Strange Days. Huh.
For sure. And totally frickable.
Have cyber sex incel freak
>be me circa 1990s
>rent this movie while my parents are out of town
>get to this scene
>try for half an hour to pause so i can see the possible Sandra Bullock nudity frames
>jerk off
where does his cum go? on the floor?
It's more of a mental ejaculation. You wouldn't get it, like the 3 sea shells.
>It's a mental ejaculation.
In the seashell.
are those actually her breasts
obv not, look like some strippers fake 90's breasts
>I'm gonna cooooooommmm
What's the best future? Taco Bell or Pizza Hut?
Rat Burgers is the best future.
there was world peace when the chuds were forced to live underground....
you left off the last image... when people decide to put chuds under ground because of trump
So just just means anyone who's not a gay b***hy moron now?
>Urgh, I had Taco Bell last night. I'm gonna need a lot more than three seashells for this one!
Anon, I think you mean Pizza Hut.
I know what *BURRRP* I ate!
A nice fresh jar of Taco Bell
For me, it's rata burger.
>starts in music videos
>directs this and Excess Baggage of all things before quitting movies for good
>now does video art installations
odd career trajectory
>You can't take away people's right to be buttholes!
I love how the future so shitty even the villainous psychopath has a good point about it.
The "satire" is really obvious and on the nose. The movie itself is still terrible.
You need to watch more movies.
Kys, go watch Prey or some shit
why was there a random Denis Leary rant in the middle of the movie?
It was the 90's. There was a Dennis Leary rant in the middle of everything back then
Because he’s an butthole!
Leary got his big break doing one minute shorts ranting about stuff on MTV in the early 90s but his career didn't reach its zenith until the release of his starring vehicle, The Ref, one year after Demolition Man came out. The Ref is a feature length movie revolving around Leary ranting about stuff and tellin it like it is.
>The Ref
even the trailer was a Leary rant
there was also his deleted cameo from Natural Born Killers
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Thank God Oliver Stone cut that scene, it would have dated the movie like the way trendy songs do.
idk he was dropping redpills about Three Letter Organizations (TLOs)
He connected the CIA to the JFK assassination without saying it out loud. People were saying that back in the 60s which is why the CIA invented the phrase "conspiracy theory" to discredit those people as crazy kooks. I think Leary was saying basic b***h stuff and he was also saying it in the context of him being in a loony bin.
Stallone made the movie, the director and writer were just assistants to a movie star like Sly at the time