Describe him without saying his appearence, his profession and role in the movie
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He was a good friend
Anakin?
A daring brute
He is the one named "Dutch". wow, that was so fricking hard
Badass
>"screw your freedom"
Stick around!
yeah the actor is a typical Hollywood piece of shit but they're describing the character, my autism is better than yours.
It's funny cause he was once in a Milton Friedman video thing where he's talking about how awesome freedom and capitalism is
I quit smashing every bug that entered my home.
smooth brain interpretation. The dude is probably a bigger patriot than most people born in the US, he just happens to be collectivistic when it comes to matters of public health (at least in early corona times when it was mysterious and new)
a veteran no-nonsense fighter with a strong morale code. kinda like the predator himself.
>no nonsense
>makes puns while murdering minorities
Dutch has dad humour
Stick around, anon
never gives up
A man of strong moral conviction who commands the respect of his peers, he is resilient and capable, also witty despite not speaking more than he feels he needs to to get his point across. He has a strong will to live and thinks outside the box.
Is called Dutch despite having an austrian accent
They used to call Germans Dutchmen in the olden days
He was loyal, friendly, capable, and flexible. A good man to the end. Rest in peace Dutch.
Dutch is still alive, confirmed on predator hunting grounds. Hell, Arnie himself voices him.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Which means 'Black Black folk' in German.
no it means black eggs
calm cool collect skilled
Benedict Cucumber Patch
Tough, highly competent survivor who cares for his people. Is not much for bureaucratic meddling or cheap tricks; honest, straightforward, and blunt.
A slack-jawed homosexual.
Adaptive and resourceful.
Preferred to be rescuer instead of an assassin
Couragiour fighter of furious strong
good friends with Jim Hoppah
Pictures are worth a thousand words.
CONTAAAACT
I love how each new member appearing in the scene doesn't even question what's going on and starts blasting in the general direction as the rest
Simple stuff like that sells a well oiled team better than 30 minutes of dialogue
They were a bad ass special forces team that was scared is the point.
Why don't any of the newer Predator films have one scene as good as this?
Women.
Remember when boys dug up a hole and it kept attracting more boys to dig up the hole? Things women will NEVER understand.
>boys did it to attract women.
nothing ever changes.
Why is ERDL the greatest camo pattern ever?
Does hip shooting a machine gun have any advantange other than shoulder shooting? It certainly looks cooler
nothing will ever be this kino again.
>nothing will ever be this kino again.
you're right, the viewing audience are all homosexuals like this
now, so they pander to homosexuals now
so yeah, we won't get great movies like predator ever again, because of homosexuals
>passive aggressive posting
>calls other people homosexuals
come at me woman while you deep throat my wiener
Bill Duke was a kino Black person
You do understand that Predator was conceived as satirical, right? The action scene where they shoot at nothing was the director mocking the studio, and mocking the audiences who wanted that sort of thing.
Amazing how American movies went from this to the utter garbage of today
Horny hillbilly Austrian.
blue guy
Has a desire to get onto a helicopter.
He's a competent but vicious person who deludes himself into thinking he's some sort of hero. After spending time at the mercy of someone much like himself, he comes to understand the destructive nature of his own existence, and ultimately throws his life on the line to try to do at least some degree of good.
Give me your best Billy laugh in text.
UHHHH HUH HUHHUH
HEYO HIYA HEYO HIYA
Surprised he never really had a career outside of this. Very memorable role, diversity done right imo
He went to prison for rape and murder
oh
don't believe that homosexual, I dunno why people lie about stupid shit if they didn't know that stupid moronsblike younwould beleive them.
I see, now.
oh he did not
>After being convicted on federal charges of making threatening and obscene phone calls to his wife, Landham spent three years in prison.
he's based but didnt rape and kill anyone lmao
he DID however have a failed run as a politician
Prison? What the hell did the mother fricker say?
Something about a broke dick dog.
>3 years in prison for making phone calls to your wife
do americans really
Maid fricker
Jesus, you killed a pig
This is kind of wrong since Arnold does play a range of characters. Though he doesn't have much acting range, his characters aren't just him playing himself.
>Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer
btw the name Dutch is a nick-name. I think Arnold's characters get a lot of needless flack for him playing "American" characters when he clearly has an accent. I always just assume that his characters are in fact German or Austrian emmigrants, and they anglicized their names.
Yes, because the actual name of the country is Deutchland. Thus when he came over he likely answered "where are you from?" with Deutchland, and everyone just assumed he's Dutch.
In Commando, Arnold's first lines in the opening scene have him explaining that he's an immigrant from East Germany. But it would have been laughable if every Arnold film had included an obligatory moment where he explained the origins of his accent for the audience.
>But it would have been laughable if every Arnold film had included an obligatory moment where he explained the origins of his accent for the audience.
Indeed. Which is why it's perfectly okay to just assume he's an immigrant. During the Cold War there was tons of people who fled east Germany to the west, especially people with skills.
>*breaks out a minigun when it is convenient*
One of my favorite movies.
>movie starts as a cheesy action war movie and turns into scifi horror
it was a cocaine fueled movie that worked. Tarantino did it with From Dusk Til Dawn
A movie that wouldn't have been as good if it wasn't for the soundtrack. I think it was Alan Silvestri
I miss the age of iconic movie soundtracks. These days it's all just some cheap Hans Zimmer knockoff shit produced on an assembly line by a robot or something
ShartBlack person had Basil Poledorus carrying most of his movies.
>knockoff shit produced on an assembly line by a robot or something
Go check aiva, its an ai that literally creates you generic meme soundtracks in seconds. There is a free model. Modern scorers are literally less than robots. Frick them all.
Predator was Shane Black who played himself.
He went around trying to make the big pussy joke to the cast and was ridiculed so much for being cringe that they put it in the movie. It was never supposed to be anything but a B movie.
It was a bad movie, but it was lightning in a bottle.
No, it was a great movie that should have been a B movie, but the charisma of the meathead actors, the directing, and the soundtrack made it good. Everyone involved in it loved it.
Well you see, it was becausenof the echo
Yeah when you go back and watch older movies from the 70s-90s they all have really iconic soundtracks
now everything is mostly orchestral and generic
There's exceptions of course but it's very noticeable, the change
a man who hates freedom
I wouldn't risk that on a broke dick dog.
did people really hate dogs back then?
Only if they were trying to steal something and got caught.
He’s Arnold Schwarzenegger
Bill Duke can be my Black person anytime
One son is a twink with a pretty fake GF.
One son is obese.
One son is a bastard, likes women, and is the only son who takes after dad.
Funny that his half mexican bastard is by far the one that takes after him the most. Very similar facial structure, jacked etc. Meanwhile his real children are just lazy poofs.
A legal immigrant. Quite rare.
Opposite of a pencil pusher
pencil puller
potential cumdump
He was a big guy
holland brother sheep keeper
You're ghosting us motherfricker, I don't care who you are back in the world. You give away our position one more time, I'll bleed ya, real quiet and leave ya hear
So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meat grinduh?
He is a tall, muscular, white male, he's a commando, and he's the team leader who kills the predator
If these guys are Central Americans then I'm a goddamn Chinaman.
A man who is willing to do anything as long as he's convinced there's a valid moral reason
whoah a man willing to do anything if there's a reason
Maybe you better put her on a leash, Mister-man!
A big guy.
Ballsy stud.
Strange, Major. There was a fr fr fight. They were bussin in all directions.
>The studio's insurance company would not agree to insure the production unless a bodyguard was hired for Sonny Landham (Billy) - for the sole purpose of protecting women from Sonny. The bodyguard followed Sonny everywhere to ensure he didn't get into a fight, capture women, since he was well known to be violent and a rapist.
Had no style.
Cool
Badass
Awesome
>the scene where Arnold jumps off of a cliff into the water below he is exhaling a bong hit
DUDE
It was well known that arnie was a pothead before he even got into movies.
DUDE WHAT?
Austrian Hillbilly.
His best performance?
Kevin Peter Hall played the Predator, and also wore the Alien costume in Aliens, he was a 7 ft tall Black person and a very nice guy.
Post a pic of him doing predator
He also was the sasquatch in Harry and the Hendersons.
kek you've won. seems like a pretty cool guy
Bloodsport for overlaying the fights with music
He's also the guy directly behind a lot of the Predator's mannerisms.
The director wanted the Predator to be a fast moving jumpscare monster. Kevin Peter Hall was the one who brought the slow, stalking menace to the table.
>The director wanted the Predator to be a fast moving jumpscare monster.
Which is exactly what the Predator is. The slow stalking was done by the camera/director with the POV thermal long before you ever see KPH in costume.
>Kevin Peter Hall played the Predator, and also wore the Alien costume in Aliens
what the frick are you smoking
>7"2'
Holy shit
Do you know about Andre the Giant?
At least a foot and half was AIDS.
Lankey if your out there how tall were you. You always said 6'11 but you also always crouched
Heh, try 7'5 at 15yo
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/02/16/florida-student-reaches-new-heights-as-tallest-teenager-in-the-world/
>mother is 6'2
He died at 35 years old, giantism is an affliction of inbreeding.
>Kevin Peter Hall
Dude, he died of fricking AIDS infected blood transfusion, he died because of homosexuals and homosexual-enablers. Not of giantism. We still haven't learned anything and now we're allowing homosexuals to donate blood again to not offend them, we allow their gay parades and spread monkeypox when we couldn't even stand less than 6 feet apart. Absolutely sickening.
>Alien
That was Bolaji Badejo.
Yeah my bad
>Yeah my bad
No, Bolaji.
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Probably Timecop or Kickboxer. Jean Claude Van Damme was always an underrated action star. Clearly this version of the Predator wouldn't have worked but I'm glad the guy managed to have a career afterwards
>most notable for being a fake martial artist playing a fake martial artist.
His spinning jump kick was cool.
He did Karate. However, he also did ballet and his ballet incorporated in his Karate made him famous especially his splits
Harley Davidson biker guy stole that movie though.
Um…he’s Liam nelson
A fricking homosexual who made the shittiest thread of the day. Oh wait I thought you meant describe OP
>*spits tobacco juice on your boot*
How do you react without looking like either a b***h or a sperg?
"You spit just like your mother always did."
by killing him
80lbs woman that has never gone on a hunt in her life and must prove to all the men in a hunter gatherer society that she is better than the men and abandons the tribe to go off into the woods for days at a time.
Badass
Someone Jamie Lee Curtis would flirt with
>Imagine anal with that ass. Imagine spreading her big wide asscheeks apart and the feeling on your wiener as her tight round butthole slides up and down your shaft. think about gaping her butthole and filling it with your tongue and hearing her moan as you tell her how sexy and tasty her big ass is. imagine feeling your nuts empty as you pump hot load after hot load deep into her butthole and then sliding your wiener out of her cum filled ass and making her suck it. Imagine showing this b***h what an ass like that is built for.
Obviously a good hunter.
Tries to do whats right and has a moral code.
Doesn't see himself as a merc.
A good leader (tells his stressed out men to rest and plays to their strength)
Disciplined obviously or he wouldn't be an elite operator with giant guns.
Never gives up or surrenders.
Doesn't believe office jobs deserve respect.
Based.
Possibly redpilled.
Not a rapist.
Knows that getting to the chopper is the difference in life and death.
>Knows that getting to the chopper is the difference in life and death.
NO. Making a stand NOW is the difference between life and death.
He's got pretty good comedic timing with his one liners.
Adventurous. Driven. Man of action. Unrelenting.
>What the frick are you?
Perplexingly enigmatic from the Predator's perspective.
Some damn fool accused him of being the best.
Runs and goes to get to the chopper
did you guys see that israeli prey movie? whites portrayed as savages complete history reversal, i jokingly checked the producers and the director which were israeli to my ABSOLUTE shock! and the other producer was a indian b***h. very shit
>french portrayed as they were offends polcels
Die
israelite
Dumbass
The blond guy on the Contra cover is modeled after this character.
Prey wasn't a bad movie, I enjoyed it. I don't believe that polcels were triggered by it either.
They didn't kill the dog trope, even though they set it up.
BIG
HAIRY
PINK!
Tenacious, survivalist, bad-ass.
Famous Austrian gay for pay
Loud, charismatic, a bro, capable and professional and clever, concerned about the safety of women and the urgency of them getting to choppas.
Black person loving nazi descendant.
Best of the best merc brought in to merc.
A Brave and Confident leader who only wants to fight if he is saving people.
He is always open to suggestions and advice from those around him, he is observant and and quick learner.
He does not want to do the Governments dirty work, He does not want to kill for the sake of killers. Only wanting to save others.
His men are not assassins.
He's intelligent, nihilist with a wicked sense of humor
Man with German accent fights invisible alien in the woods.
He had an english accent.
Waffen SS supersoldier (the underlying archetype for all Arnold roles) uses brain not braun to win ultimate battle
A predator on the venue of moral ambiguity within his fight against other predators
LITERALLY the only good post in here that fits the theme of the movie