*desperately tries to alleviate his fear of death by interviewing hundreds of people*

Did it work?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, because he would bring up death in EVERY interview he did.
    DIRT NAP.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but at what cost? Man was fused to his chair, mic and suspenders. It's like those human crew on a chaos ship in 40k, you became part of the machine you operate.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did over 40,000 interviews
      at a certain point he interviewed every President since Carter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wow that’s like six presidents

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well let's see you interview six presidents

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like one of Frieza's intermediate forms.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did he really do 60,000 interviews?? That works out to like 1 per day for 164 years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6 figure?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's 5 figures...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow that’s like six presidents

          Oh, my bad. 5 figures. 6 presidents. But how many popes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An "interview" can be as short as 10 minutes. He used to have an all night radio show where people would call in and he'd "interview". Same with another radio show he hosted from a restaurant where his shtick was he'd interview anyone that walked in. He could easily "interview" 20 people in a day. Do this for 10 years and you're already well past that 60k figure.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Larry King produced a show that he sold to RT, Russian sponsored news and no one batted an eye
    >this guy was called "American's news anchor" for years
    https://www.rt.com/shows/larry-king-now/

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tries to alleviate his fear of death
    isn't that why we do everything

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dude must have done some demonic shit in his life to fear divine retribution so much

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW OLD ARE YOU?!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Iron.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was an excellent interviewer.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cast eye-ron

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only belly laugh Larry king had in the last 30 years was when norm McDonald tricked him into reading a israelite/Black person joke and then like five seconds later the punchline hits. Seeing super old guys legitimately laugh should bring a smile to every anon’s face

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the joke?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Larry King told Norm that he wasn’t scared to die. Norm was the one who said it scared the shit out of him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because Norm was a real homie and not a fake b***h

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he was scared of "non-existing"

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mike was a grand guy. he had dementia at the end.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s so odd. Why are israelites so afraid of death and care so much about life extension?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they know that what they do is evil and that they deserve to go to hell. That's why the perform ridiculous rituals like the one where they "transfer" their evil to a chicken and then torture the chicken to death and think they tricked God

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. israelites are full of pride and always trying to trick God so they can sin freely but whenever they are facing death, they temporarily realize how juvenile their little tricks must be in the eyes of God. In that moment they understand that they're like little kids trying to badly lie at their parents when they get caught doing something they shouldn't have done.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone who isn't a loser does.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GROCERIES

    HOW IMPORTANT IS THE BOARD

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know man but he has to stop hanging out in that hot tub with Bill Maher. He sounds like he has a God shaped hole in his heart

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Larry. Do you paint your bald spot?

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