*desperately tries to alleviate his fear of death by interviewing hundreds of people*

Did it work?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, because he would bring up death in EVERY interview he did.
    DIRT NAP.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but at what cost? Man was fused to his chair, mic and suspenders. It's like those human crew on a chaos ship in 40k, you became part of the machine you operate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He did over 40,000 interviews
      at a certain point he interviewed every President since Carter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Wow that’s like six presidents

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          well let's see you interview six presidents

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like one of Frieza's intermediate forms.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did he really do 60,000 interviews?? That works out to like 1 per day for 164 years

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      6 figure?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's 5 figures...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Wow that’s like six presidents

          Oh, my bad. 5 figures. 6 presidents. But how many popes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      An "interview" can be as short as 10 minutes. He used to have an all night radio show where people would call in and he'd "interview". Same with another radio show he hosted from a restaurant where his shtick was he'd interview anyone that walked in. He could easily "interview" 20 people in a day. Do this for 10 years and you're already well past that 60k figure.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Larry King produced a show that he sold to RT, Russian sponsored news and no one batted an eye
    >this guy was called "American's news anchor" for years
    https://www.rt.com/shows/larry-king-now/

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >tries to alleviate his fear of death
    isn't that why we do everything

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dude must have done some demonic shit in his life to fear divine retribution so much

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HOW OLD ARE YOU?!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Iron.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was an excellent interviewer.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cast eye-ron

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only belly laugh Larry king had in the last 30 years was when norm McDonald tricked him into reading a israelite/Black person joke and then like five seconds later the punchline hits. Seeing super old guys legitimately laugh should bring a smile to every anon’s face

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's the joke?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Larry King told Norm that he wasn’t scared to die. Norm was the one who said it scared the shit out of him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's because Norm was a real homie and not a fake b***h

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he was scared of "non-existing"

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    mike was a grand guy. he had dementia at the end.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It’s so odd. Why are israelites so afraid of death and care so much about life extension?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because they know that what they do is evil and that they deserve to go to hell. That's why the perform ridiculous rituals like the one where they "transfer" their evil to a chicken and then torture the chicken to death and think they tricked God

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. israelites are full of pride and always trying to trick God so they can sin freely but whenever they are facing death, they temporarily realize how juvenile their little tricks must be in the eyes of God. In that moment they understand that they're like little kids trying to badly lie at their parents when they get caught doing something they shouldn't have done.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone who isn't a loser does.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GROCERIES

    HOW IMPORTANT IS THE BOARD

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know man but he has to stop hanging out in that hot tub with Bill Maher. He sounds like he has a God shaped hole in his heart

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey Larry. Do you paint your bald spot?

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