>detective comes upon a powdered substance
>dips his finger and tastes it
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>dips his finger and tastes it
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>detective comes upon a creamy white substance
>dips his finger and licks it
was it trying to rope
>Is that cum?
>*dips finger in and tastes it*
>No...
ACK
Imagine getting permanently disabled from doing some dumb shit like this. troony deserved it
>Yeah, it's certainly cum, alright. At least it smells like it.
>Abandoned warehouse
>Transaction between yakuza/cholos/blacks/mafia
>"You got the stuff?"
>"Yeah, did you bring the money?"
>*Sidekick who says nothing comes forward and opens a silver briefcase full of money*
>character finds a pool of colored liquid on the floor
>tastes it
>soldier lands on an alien world
>about to enter battle
>dips his finger into the dust he is standing on
>tastes it
>Salt
Good post
>character is in way over his head
>detective comes upon a glass of milk
>takes a sip
>”Aww, Sheriff! We just missed him! We gotta circulate this! On Radio!”
Dies of carfentanil overdose.
>detective comes across pool of red liquid
>Dips his fingers into it
>Smells it
>tastes
>"Yep.... It's fresh"
>character jerk offs sitting up-right in a chair
>Teenager loses his father murdered by black criminals and becomes nazi
>curb stumps black criminal he catches trying to steal his truck,Black brains ooze onto the concrete
>tastes it
>OP answers the door late at night only to see flaming bag of dogshit
>tastes it
>detective sees shit in the toilet
>dips his finger in and tastes it
>"still fresh"
>detective comes across an unknown perp's tv dinner
>eats the brownie and chicken piece but not the veggies
>"Now he's gonna be a real hungry man"
>detective tastes blood
>"it’s not human"
>dies of aids later
>Yup, fentanyl
They just don’t cut that shit or what? I don’t get it.
Lifted by the back of the chair, it rotates and catches him in the back
One grain of the shit is enough to kill you.
>Detective enters a crime scene with CSIs in sterile protective gear poring through it
>He just pulls out a pen from his pocket and starts poking the dead body and evidence contaminating everything instead of asking the forensics team collecting and photographing evidence to do it.
>character finds a brown stain in gfs panties
>sniffs it
>Detective and rookie come across rotting dead body at crime scene.
>"Yep, he's been here a while."
>Rookie runs outside to vomit his guts out.
>detective fricks the corpse
Just according to keikaku.
> Detective dips finger in vomit
>tastes it
>Detective orders a coffee
>Takes the lid off
>Dips his finger in it and tastes it
>Crotchety old israelite orders a coffee
>Its barely lukewarm
>Dips his nose in it to demonstrate
truly the nose knows
>The suspect grabs a hostage as he's about to be arrested
>Points gun one handed and fires wildly
>Detective draws on the bad guy
>Grips Glock with two hands in a professional Weaver stance
>Delivers a single shot
>It's a non-lethal shot to the bad guy's shoulder which instantly incapacitates him and makes him release his gun.
>Cops comfort the hostage
(Picrel did this trope all the time when I watched it.)
>Detective eats a donut
>Different departments and agencies argue about jurisdiction each wanting to claim the case
In reality they like to pass the buck and shirk responsibility and local departments like having the help and resources of the Feds.
>FBI shows up
>Detective complains about the jurisdiction of handing it over to them.
> Character is walking alone at night
> Sees a cute girl jogging towards him
> Thinks about if he wanted to, he could probably rape and kill this woman and get away with it
> Dick starts to move slightly
> She gets closer and closer
> He starts to seriously consider it
> She goes on by
> He sighs with relief
>detective comes across red blood like substance
>dips finger in it
>"It's blood."
>Detective and Rookie in patrol car
>Gets an emergency call
>Coffee spills all over Rookie as he swears