Dev Patel Eyed For Reed Richards in Marvel's FANTASTIC FOUR
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BECAUSE WE ALL SHIT IN THE DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET
As long as they cast Sarah Gadon as Sue.
FUCK no. I can barely handle BMWF, if hollygarden gnome starts pushing pajeets/white girls I'm going to lose it.
“As long as” that a pretty beta phrase. “I’ll let you kill me, just don’t tell my parents”
that's a pretty autistic comment
You are an incel
This Sarah Gadon schizo is really starting to get on my nerves.
Nobody cares about that fucking ugly bitchm
"Starting"? Good cause he stopped posting his stupid fucking webms some time ago.
Sarah Gadon is a Goddess.
Everyone loves Sarah Gadon here.
Sarah Gadon would be perfect as Sue. Her ass would look great in the tight blue suit.
One leaf is already too many
Sarah Gadon would be kino.
I love Sarah Gadon's ass.
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sarah Gadon. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck insider her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Io as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go 12 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem al
complete the pasta
he couldn't resist the urge to fap and had to stop, give him 2-3 minutes
It's been a while, do you think he passed out? Or maybe he forgot about this thread.
Better /ourpoo/ than a moron tbh, although Reed should be a white chad.
DO NOT REDEEM YOU FUCKING BITCH BASTERDS
What a shit choice, that guy ruins every fucking film he's in. Charisma of a cardboard box
he was pretty good in Lion
Has there ever been a good Fantastic Four movie? It seems like the most cursed franchise ever.
The 2005 film is alright.
It was ok…
It was completely fine for the times. People exaggerate how bad those two movies were
People also exaggerate how okay they were. They were dogshit
Any FF movie where Doom's face is shown is doomed to failure cause it shows the filmmakers can't even translate the simplest thing from the comics correctly
The film from the early 2000's was good.
Better casting then in all of phase 3-4.
It caught the family feel and had great casting.
Too bad about how he did doom and the final act of the first one.
Dated inappropriate music in certain places rather then timeless stuff too.
But it was the first unofficial MCU movie without actually tying into the MCU.
no, because there's never been a good fantastic four comic.
Do you even Byrne?
So they'll make him adopted or something?
My bro Eko making the big moves now
What is it about the Fantastic 4 that makes them impossible to adapt to the big screen? It feels like such an easy concept but filmmakers can’t help but fuck with it somehow. Why is that?
Maybe it's the... uh... yeah. It's definitely the fact that it's a white family with an obedient wife, a good friend, good kids and a flaming hot jock brother.
the stakes in a FF story is often of a higher tier than in a Xmen or Avengers story
the events are not more dramatic or dangerous, just operating on a different plane (literally in most cases)
its more cerebral, more 'what if the universe itself was completely different, basic assumptions challenged, what is a god, what is reality, what is power for, why do we do what we do, what happens when universal laws encounter supreme and defiant intellect'
its just way too cerebral to work well in a straightforward story with character progression and a beginning, middle, and end
>its more cerebral
>IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME
johnny and grimm long ago stopped being meaningful characters
they still have arcs but don't factor into the main conflicts
Sue is only relevant because her infidelity and children are often directly involved in Reed or Doom's actions
honestly, I think Johnny and Ben were much more interesting characters in the Ultimate Comics. Johnny was living with Bobby Drake at Peter Parker's place, going to high school with them. They were hanging out with some other students during that time and Liz Allen's mutant gene activated. I believe Johnny was under the impression that her mutant powers manifested because of her proximity to him. Even cooler, I think, was when all the mutants were forced underground, he went with. Mutant prejudice was skyrocketing and he was just along for the ride because to the regular folk, it didn't matter the difference between Mutants and Mutates. He even tried having a somewhat philosophical discussion with the x-men about how there really isn't any difference between them, which kind of blew up in his face when it was revealed the the US government created the Mutant Gene in a Canadian facility using nanobots, but still...
Also Ben could glow purple, married Sue after Reed became the evil and they had a baby that could, like, stabilize incursions?
>Also Ben could glow purple, married Sue after Reed became the evil and they had a baby that could, like, stabilize incursions?
Yeah I wish they had kept the Ultimate Comics as a "modernized"/reimagined (and sometimes deconstructed) version of the main Marvel universe instead of the weird full-on what if they turned it into after the pile of shit that was Ultimatum.
As much as I didn't like Ultimatum, I did like Ultimate Post-Ultimatum. It started feeling like it's own thing instead of just, "aren't you excited to see this story, redone again but in modern times with younger characters?" Like, yeah, when I was a kid and Ultimate was coming out it was great not having all the baggage of the 616, but it was also cool having a sandbox for new writers to come in and do whatever they fuck they wanted.
You mean the reality where Ben Grimm,one of the last manly Marvel characters didn't care if Sue cucked him with Reed to get the saviour kid? Even if it turned out to be his kid in the end,that was no Ben Grimm.
Ben Grimm is to this day one of the most beloved Marvel characters and the most popular FF character. What the hell do you mean, not meaningful?
hollywood doesn't want to make a blockbuster movie about a well functioning family, much less a white one. that's normally animated feature territory
It shouldn't be hard, but Hollywood has a different idea of what the Fantastic Four should be everytime they adapt it.
CGI stretchy limbs always look bad
That is definitely the face of a man I'd guess was named Reed with parents that have the last name of Richards.
>the smartest man in the universe is a pajeet
literally breaking immersion and I have a lower bar for marvelturds anyway
The cosmic family is over
>BLOODY BITCH DOOM BASTARD DO NOT REDEEM THE MACHINE TO HELL FUCKING BENCHOD KILL YOU SIR
This is a rib right? COME BACK DOOM YOU BLOODY BASTARD BITCH
Marvel's The Fantastic Loo
I thought Penn Badgley was a better choice but Dev Patel isn't a horrible cast. As long as he doesn't ham it up it'd work.
imnagine read taking a big dump on the street right in front of Dooms castle.
With his tongue he could eat the shit directly out of a cow anus.
HAHA holy fuck
Weren't people complaining about pic related? This is what you get
We were complaining about the writing, not the casting
I forgive his performance when he told the story of filming his scenes
>called by marvel just days before asking if he'd like to fly in for a day of filming to shoot a cameo
>was available so he accepted
>they didn't tell him anything about the character or who this Reed was, they gave him nothing to work with except lines to read
>he literally didn't act off anyone, his scenes were entirely filmed with himself in front of a greenscreen pretending to react to the other characters
It's amazing how soulless the marvel filming process is. Why even use actors at this point?
Should outspurce the entire mcu to india. Cringe and pajeets go hand in hand
LOOK HOW FAR I CAN STRETCH MY ARMS TO TOUCH THAT BOOBA!
Isn't Dev Patel a muslim paki? Why indian memes then?
They are the same fucking shit you retard. Pakis and Pajeets are the same Dravidian race.
whats the difference?
It's just racist incels.
Just like the shitters that say all latinos are the same when there's Mexicans, Brazilians, etc.
>both do drugs and cut each others heads off
whats the difference between mexicans and brazillians?
huehuehue and jejejeje
I have read two confliction rumors:
The director wants to stay faithful to the comics and insisted Ben to be played by a gnomish actor;
And that Marvel insist a POC (or BIPOC) on the team.
Hey, it's the Brown Knight guy.
how refreshing would it be if Reed and Doom are actually clever people who have intelligent dialogue that is challenging to understand, or even goes over the head of most viewers?
they could even juxtapose this dialogue over Bang Zoom Pow CG battles, so everyone feels entertained
if they were willing to really invest heavily in the script, the conflict between these two could be every bit as compelling and successful as Thanos was
>quip that but quip√2
SO EPIC LE SCIENCE!
>how refreshing would it be if Reed and Doom are actually clever people who have intelligent dialogue that is challenging to understand, or even goes over the head of most viewers?
Not gonna happen, capeshit is for global market, dialogue is almost always straighforward
GALACTUS DO NOT REDEEM
It's simple really. He has a beard, and sometimes the character Reed Richards has a beard. Perfect 10/10 casting. Everyone will love it
why not, the human torch java moron may aswell throw a street shitter in there
Those are definitely the eyes of a genius!
We need to go back
shan't be watching in that case, simply shan't be watching
He was great in The Green Knight
Roger Corman's Fantastic Four is unironically one of the best capeshit ever made and deep down you know i'm speaking the truth.
legit meme material
>world's smartest man
>scams old ladies out of their retirement money to find the development of the toilet
Could be based.
Sikh bastards are the garden gnomes of Asia.
>screw up Namor
Doom is next
I know /misc/ hates him, but he is legitemily a great actor. He is, in fact, too good for Marvel movies.
Goddamnit. I already know you bastards are gonna do some drawing where he stretches his ass out into the street to defecate.
I really see that casting Pavel as Richards would be the perfect idea for them to not cast a black actor as Jhony like they did last time. Would agree
i really dont know how much you can stretch this MCU shit. Its tiresome already
I like him; very good actor, but how many times are they going to try remaking fantastic 4? It always blows.
>very good actor
I’m not a super fan or anything, but I’ve found him to be charming & convincing in most things I’ve seen him in. Hotel Mumbai, Lion, Slumdog, etc.
I think it's hilarious that studios fail to adapt the most wholesome/family-oriented Marvel property, seriously this is the one that strikes out kek
But what about Doc Pavel?
YOU! YOU FUCKING! YOU!
mr fantnastic is supposed to be american
mr fantastic is a fiction character. it is a toy for children. get laid and stop caring about childrens shows
He is a white character, and it's absolutely racist to engage in race-flipping and racial appropriation. If they want more diversity, then why don't they try doig what whites and garden gnomes did for a long time, and create more characters? This shit exists because people created it. The lack of shit for everyone else is because no one's lifting a finger to create shit under the belief that they can just race-flip a white character.
Not only is it racist, it's also incredibly lazy.
>we're not brainwashing adults, we're brainwashing children!
why do you think that makes it better?
>if I produce an interdimensional wormhole, would that make all shits from street-shitting end up in white countries?
did you redeem, d.r doom sir son of basterd bish benchod?
Weird that this guy can actually pass for someone named Reed Richard. Society must be undergoing some subtle shifts.
I actually dont see why its so hard to adapt Fantastic Four. Its just a family that have adventures like classic Star Trek, not that fucking hard
good morning sirs
It's being directed by some anonymous TV guy and MCU films are so weighted down with continuity baggage that this won't even really be a Fantastic Four movie. On top of that the CGI in these movies keeps getting worse and it's lame that Marvel's First Family is showing up almost 20 years into the MCU after all the other high profile characters have peaced out. That said Dev Patel is a decent choice, he looks stretchy.
Fantastic Four has always been a stupid idea that should have been filtered out of the Marvel universe decades ago.
Relatable everyman who just happens to be a superhero
Super smart industrialist tech guy
Virtuous paragon and symbol
Etc. etc. etc.
Meanwhile Fantastic Four is just le family with wAcKy powers which don't complement each other well. It's no wonder the movies always suck when the team is stupid based off their powers alone.
Can he stretch his asshole to a toilet?